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Among dads' unofficial responsibilities is embarrassing the rest of the family any chance they get. Sometimes, this happens intentionally (much to their delight), and other times, it is just sheer happenstance.

Bored Panda has created yet another list of delightful embarrassing moments and jokes from dads across the internet that have been posted by fellow family members or entertained bystanders.

From playing fashion police to their kids experimenting with social media, these dads are sure to brighten your day. Scroll down below to check them out, and don't forget to upvote your favorites!

#1

My Dad Passed Away In Late October. This Is What I Found When I Was Going Through His Computer

Three funny dads relax on a patio under an umbrella, each sporting glasses and white shirts, surrounded by greenery.

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diane a
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We had an absolute hoot going through my dad's collections after he passed - everything from his own dad;s demob papers from 1924 - to a hand signed letter from prime minister Baldwin thanking his dad for his efforts as a special constable in the 1926 general strikes. Plus his original driving licences from 1911/12/13. Most precious is a made to measure greatcoat from 1946 - with the original tailors receipt in the inside pocket - cost him 3 months wages - almost as much as an engagement ring. I still have the coat, it fits me, and have worn it. wont mention the 45 2lt ice cream tubs containing everything from "small bits of string" - to "long bits of string" and" Bournemouth sand" - (and every single Hello magazine featuring Princess Diana) God bless eccentric dads everywhere - it took us weeks and so much laughter and "for gods sake dad - WHY??"

diane a
Community Member
7 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

wooden chest containing about 50 lead ingots - each the size of a pack of butter - weighed a ton - melted down from rifle range practice 50 years before - and kept - Bless you dad - hard work getting rid of - everyone thinks you stole it from a church roof

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Zaheen Muhammad
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Handsome man.. May he rest in peace along with my father.

diane a
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wish my dad had lived long enough to get into computers - he would have loved the internet

Rainbow_Gal05
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That is so cute ;-; I'm not crying you are

Siddharth Rath
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Better not mess with this man's grandkids...

movie maven
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

brothers don't really change, they just begin to realize how much more they have in common than others after very long periods of times spent apart & among others not like them at all.

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    #2

    My Girlfriend's Grandpa With A Picture Of His Grandpa With A Picture Of His Grandpa

    Elderly man humorously mimics a historical painting in a suit, creating a funny dad moment in a vintage-style setting.

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    Mangoes'nRum
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the tradition shall continue...

    Anita Spieker
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    7 years ago

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    Chris Pitch
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Technology shall advance in these future ones. Be interesting to see this in 100 years

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    #3

    Dad Proving He Hasn't Lost All His Hair

    Bald dad with a bottle cap balanced on his head, showcasing his humorous talent.

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    Hans
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a bald joke!

    Evgeniya Khon
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At first look it looks like the lid is levitating

    Piku
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wanna see a magic trick

    MrLu
    Community Member
    7 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And we've found the next Marvel movie hero! :D

    movie maven
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey this Dad is king he's defying gravity! question everything - life may all just be many simulations running at once. Ta-haa-haa=hee-hee

    Oscar Jeong
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Long live the king! (with a tiny crown)

    cwa92464
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was trying to figure out what he had in his mouth in the 1st pic

    Honesty Olishia
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can levitate with just a little help...

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    #4

    My Son Accidentally Left His Favorite Stuffed Animal, Hamilton, On My Dad's Farm. My Dad Had A Little Fun Making A Story Out Of It

    Funny dads: A blue stuffed dog with humorous notes, sliding down stairs, watching TV, and sitting in a cup with cookies.

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    MauKini
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is so sweet! I love that cute little teddy bum climbing the stairs! Also; that little traktor is super nice! It looks like a well loved toy thats been in the family for a few years!

    Patricia Ross
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Paw Paw said he would ship me to you. In the meantime...I'm having a blast!

    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ALEXANDER HAMILTON!!!!!!!

    Quynh Tam Nguyen Ngoc
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My name is Alexander Hamilton, and there's a billion things I haven't done. But just you wait, just you wait...

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    Piku
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cuteness level - infinity

    BlackestDawn
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Iirc there was whole article here on BP about this one.

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    #5

    Babies Feeding Their Dads

    Four generations humorously mimicking drinking, with funny dads and baby on porch steps.

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    Ahkilah Adams
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love seeing so many generations in come picture. It seems so rare to see.

    Amy
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm just wondering what conditioner this guy is using...

    Patricia Ross
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hope that baby realizes by the time she's done, nobody's going to be in any shape to feed her.

    Liesa Yopp
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one is just to adorable. Dads got a beautiful head of hair on him too.

    Rainbow_Gal05
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The baby is like "I can't waste a single drop.. This is my first ever job"

    Rachel Wong
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's got even prettier, and longer hair than me! 😂

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    #6

    This Is My Dad. His Name Is Cliff

    A dad humorously posing by a "Dangerous Cliff Stay Back" sign in the woods.

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    Wij
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    don't mess with Cliff, he could be your downfall. - i'm a dad too, can ya tell?

    Mick Fowler
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn't fall for that. (I'm a dad three!)

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    glowworm2
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this the cliff that Wile E. Coyote keeps falling off of when chasing the roadrunner?

    Patricia Ross
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wish everybody wore signs like this. Mine would say, "I know you think I'm listening, but I'm not."

    Little letitia
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um... he's not wearing the sign. Haha! He's just stood behind a wooden signpost and has a bag across his shoulder! But I can see how it kinda looks the way you saw it!

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    #7

    My Dad Thought It Looked Like Cake. He Is By Far The Most Extra Man I Know

    Dad humorously pretends to cut a snowy table resembling a cake on a winter patio.

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    Dolicious
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You: "Get that snow off the table!" Him: "Peace of cake" :)

    K. LNU
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The candle is a very nice touch!

    2WheelTravlr
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Extra points because your dad had a sword handy to cut the "cake".

    Himanshu Raj
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is my first ever upvote on Boredpanda

    Red
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    imagine if that actually was a cake

    Ryo Bakura
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that a rapier he's using to cut the snow cake?

    Joni Nelis
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    snowcake! (a great grreat movie :))

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    #8

    My Dad Sent Me A Picture Of My Mom And The “Nice Young Man” At Their Table At A Charity Dinner Last Night

    Funny dad making a playful face at an outdoor evening event.

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    Mangoes'nRum
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's Starlord! Wonder if there was a dance-off at this charity..

    Peter Frank
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would then be Dancing with the Star(lord).. ;)

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    Alusair Alustriel
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Says a lot about Chris :) He's a really nice guy!

    Mae
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your parents must be rich lol

    ZombieGirl5591
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha omg I would die...I bet my husband would too. We love him so much lol

    cwa92464
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pratt is such a nice guy...his rules speech made his stock rise a c**p ton with me

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    #9

    My Dad Has Been Trying To Grow Pineapples For The Last Year, Today He Succeeded, Look How Proud He Is

    Man in plaid shirt sitting on stool, humorously holding a pineapple, representing funny dads.

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    Patricia Ross
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obviously his favorite child.

    Monika Soffronow
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Punk kind went and got a green coloured mohawk! Now, when I was young ...

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    Merilyn Horton
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I understand totally, having grown my own this month.

    Little letitia
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha it looks like he booked a professional photo shoot purely for him and his pineapple! 🤣

    Marina
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Proud enough for a photoshoot with his newest baby heheh

    Siddharth Rath
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The pineapple has made him more proud than you and your siblings ever could...

    kathryn stretton
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I grew a PINEAPPLE !! Yaaaaay. (not jealous at all)

    Oksana Naumova
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great dad and a successful gardener.

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    #10

    One Benefit Of Being A Little Person Is You Can Drive Your Daughter Around In Her Barbie Jeep When She's Had Too Much To Drink

    Dad and daughter in a park riding a pink toy car, smiling and enjoying a sunny day.

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    glowworm2
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is adorable! Dad is the perfect size to drive her around!

    Carmen Elena
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    awesome! I wish I could fit too :D

    Marina Rios
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “When she’s had too much to drink” made me cackle

    Hayasahibaa
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look at the joy in her face! That is what you call a pose, a genuine one!

    Dolicious
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    7 years ago

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    Hey, both can practice for the future, great!

    #11

    My Son Is Upset. I Got Him A Card

    Handwritten note from a funny dad giving parental advice with humor.

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    Piku
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well atleast he didn't say i am pissed off..

    Blue Cicada
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Growing up, my father would pay ME a dollar for every cuss word he said in front of me. [Pretty sure that was my mom's idea...] When I was in high school, he tried charging ME a dollar for every cuss word _I _ said! I cleaned up my language real quick.

    Siddharth Rath
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it normal to grin while tears roll down your eyes?

    Blue Cicada
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "You're not mad, you're angry!" Dad humor/vocabulary police.

    Anna Repp
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My daughter turned 13 last week, so she asked me if she can officially swear now :)

    Little letitia
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still Better than Machine Gun Kelly's Rap Devil, Eminem diss track!

    #12

    There’s A New Bike Gang In Town

    A man sitting at a bar, wearing a humorous "Sons with Arthritis, Ibuprofen Chapter" shirt.

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    kathryn stretton
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really want one of these. Arthritic ex biker here ......

    Magpie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is there a daughters' chapter? If yes I'm in. And yes I used to ride.

    Marina
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A bit too Young but I love IBUPROFEN, can I please join?

    Bella
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is freakin awesome!

    Pinky Pop
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    perfect for a friend of mine who is a biker..

    Sue Knerl
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got one of those shirts for my brother. He loves it.

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    #13

    My Dad Just Learned How To Use Photoshop

    Funny dad wearing a shirt printed with his own image in a humorous scene outdoors.

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    Chris Pitch
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That hurts. I don't know if its just me, but anything like this makes me think it's the beginning of a migraine if I stare at it too long.

    Molly Block
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He knows how to do more than I do!

    Zack Savage
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, but why is that not a shirt?

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    #14

    This Dad Saw His Daughter At Our Local Fair And Didn’t Like What She Was Wearing

    Funniest dad ever swaps shirts with daughter at outdoor event, making everyone laugh.

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    JessG
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look like they're both having fun with this, so I don't think he was too serious about it. So this is funny

    Chris Pitch
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, he would be serious about it. But show the funny side as well

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    Manasse Visser
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Raise your sons well and I won't mind if my daughters will wear short clothes

    Ohio Hands
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    7 years ago

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    How about manners and modesty for both genders?

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    Siddharth Rath
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm pretty sure the story went like, dad:"I love your shirt. Wanna trade for mine?" Daughter:"okay but how are you gonna explain that to people?" Dad:"I'll cook up a story..."

    Alia G.
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually agree with Kaisu Rei. If she's over 18, it's her choice of what to wear, it's her body, not her father's. He can disprove of it, but it's not his choice once she's an adult.

    Anna Repp
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree but the picture here looks like some family fun. I do not think this is a case of overparenting or controlling.

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    cwa92464
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Needs to swap shorts hahaha

    Liesa Yopp
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's only laughing on the outside inside she's all GDI dad.

    kathryn stretton
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    7 years ago

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    No dad likes what his teenage daughter is wearing, even if she looks good in a bin bag. It;s a dad law.

    Joe Clark
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    7 years ago

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    You saved your daughter. Showing off her body is just asking to be raped.

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    #15

    Our 6-Year-Old Asked Dad For An Advance On His Allowance For A Toy. This Is The Response He Got

    Funny dad writes humorous loan rejection letter, citing household chores and entertainment expenses as reasons.

    Dear , <...>

    We regret to inform you at this time that we are unable to provide a loan in the amount requested of $20.00. After reviewing your account, we have found you have insufficient funds, and a history of not doing your chores.

    Furthermore, over $80.00 has been spent on discretionary entertainment expenses since Christmas. This is an unsustainable amount of expenditure, and we cannot further compound the problem by financially assisting with occurring further debt at this point.

    If you would like to refute this decision, you can contact our complaint department at 1-314-**** (mom's number). Our dispute manager at this number may be able to persuade us to reverse our decision.

    Thank you for choosing DAD Savings and Loan, we appreciate the chance to serve your financial needs.

    Sincerely,

    Dad

    CEO, DAD S&L

    St. Louis, MO 63126

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    Hans
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure if a six-year old appreciates, but this is great!

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the use of mom's number as the complaint department.

    Bob Beltcher
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm so doing this when my kids get older.

    Carol Emory
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got a sign for my Dad that says "First National Bank of Dad. The bank is now closed."

    K. LNU
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very creative! I've used the Bank of Dad a couple of times in my life... great customer service and fair interest rates. :)

    Heather Johnson
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Totally something my dad would do too! Hahahahaha

    Ewa Sadowska
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Because, apparently I look like I'm made of money" :D and that sad lion :)

    Madhu Mitha
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even the lion in the logo looks really concerned about the rising expenditure!

    Pineapple Queen
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Because apparently I look like I'm made of money"😂😂😂

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    #16

    My Dad Makes My Step Mom Take Pictures Of Him Doing Weird Things When We Have Record Breaking Low Temperatures

    Funny dad selling tacos and lemonade in the snow, wearing sleeveless shirts at makeshift roadside stands.

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    Wij
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    your dad looks like a b******t remover...he don't tolerate no b******t.

    Efia
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    couldn't have describe it better :D

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    glowworm2
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The lemonade one is adorable!

    Debbie Andersson
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He doesn't even look like he has it a teensy wee bit chilly.

    Maren Langos
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm shivering already just by looking at these photos!

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    #17

    My Dad Thinks He's Pretty Clever

    Funny dad Christmas card featuring money origami hats on historical figures in a quirky holiday setting.

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    Tyler Cook
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Regardless of if he is clever or not he's generous...that's $100 man! Talk about a merry Christmas :)

    Bella
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn't care how weird he sends cards or how weird my dad is, I'll take the money lmao!

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    #18

    I Don't Always Get Packages From My Father But When I Do...

    Funniest dads ever: a note with cash asking if an axe can be mailed, laid out with an axe and envelope.

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    ADHORTATOR
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why should it not be possible so send an axe by mail?

    Daniela Makor
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It could be considered a weapon and therefor confiscated.

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    Red
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i need to axe a question...

    S Bagci
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe he just needs an excuse to send her money lol

    Momo Skarsgård
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like he smoked a doober and sat for too long on the couch thinking. lmaooo

    Bob Beltcher
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If Amazon can sell it and ship it, then so can you.

    Mick Fowler
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    7 years ago

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    Is his name Eugene?

    #19

    Well, At Least He Has The Legs For It

    Funny dad imitating daughter's outfit, wearing a long Adidas shirt, holding a bottle, and posing with a peace sign.

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    Hans
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Close the toilet at least!

    Dolicious
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why? Maybe she said: "Vodka out again in 3, 2, 1, ..."

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    glowworm2
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think Dad wore it better!

    Jessica Bertram
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    reading this in my most scottish voice.

    Mangoes'nRum
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fantastic legs!! The wee bam's cute too!

    Ohio Hands
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "ya wee bam" Brilliant vernacular!

    birdhouse
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    7 years ago

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    In the bathroom, bottle of vodka, open toilet and no pants. Yup this girl is classy

    Sue Knerl
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    7 years ago

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    Oh please. She looks a tad young to be running around with a bottle of vodka.

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    #20

    I Asked My Dad For A Cordless Drill And This Is What He Gave Me

    Funny dad holding an antique hand drill on a carpeted floor.

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    SkaTiLa
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So creative. I remember having one to batter eggs

    ElectricBooty
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Technically it's a modded cordless phillips screwdriver. (I really am fun at parties)

    Ellis
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He isn't wrong though...

    Jef Bateman
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to have one of these. Do you know where to buy them? They are very useful.

    Monika Soffronow
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not only is it cordless, but it also works under all and every condition. Practically unbreakable, too.

    Gabriel Sbárbaro
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well... you didn't said ELECTRIC cordless drill, right???

    Red Pantone
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wanna learn a funny word? In spanish that's called a berbiqui

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    #21

    I Was Expecting A Photo Of His Grandkids

    Smiling dad at the store with a humorous photo of cleaning products titled "Pride" and "Joy."

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    LOttawa
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahaha, when he said: want to see my pride and joy, he wasn't lying lol.

    Steve Bowman
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who would have known he was The King Of Comedy?

    Hallie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why isn't this higher up?!

    Will Choppin
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's from the King of Comedy.

    Anna Repp
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK, now I'm signing "she's my pride and joy!"

    Jessamyn Zolcznski
    Community Member
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know a guy that does this too

    Carol Emory
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Best joke ever. I can see that "Ya wanna see a picture of my pride and joy?"

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    #22

    The Dad Tax

    A dad humorously signaling for a snack from the backseat, while kid's feet are resting near a candy bag in a car.

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    LOttawa
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have that tax here too 😁

    Randomcthulu
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom still does that with my French fries when we eat out...and I'm 35

    Randomcthulu
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I paid for my own food, forgot to mention that, I think we actually treated her our, but she still does it lol

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    Piku
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad does same.. and whatever i give him he will save the last piece for me.

    Linouchka 99
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Mom and I have a sandwich fee : whoever makes the other one a sandwich takes the first bite before handing it over...

    birdhouse
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes! This is a must. A small fee for driving you around.

    Amanda Ford
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have mommy tax here too. :D

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    #23

    He Stole My Headphones, Put The Plug Under The Soda, And Told Me He Was Listening To "Pop" Music

    A dad humorously using pasta as headphones while seated at a table.

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    Katie Fallon
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dad Joke Champion of 2018, ladies and gentlemen!

    kathryn stretton
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This should be on the 'dad jokes' page. Terrible, but funny.

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    #24

    My Dad Has Had Snapchat For One Day...

    A dad with a distorted face filter, humorously expressing excitement about dinner.

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    Siddharth Rath
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that the first image of a black hole?

    Ayel
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    made my day! Hahaha ☺☺

    #25

    Chuck Norris Pinned By My Dad

    Two funny dads playfully wrestling on a mat, one wearing a martial arts uniform, sharing a humorous moment.

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    #26

    I Get A Snapchat From My Brother And Then A Text From My Dad Saying, “Post That To The Internet”

    Funny dad humor on a game show; the answer is humorously reimagined.

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    Hans
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What else could it be?

    #27

    My Dad Was Going Through Old Photos And Found A Picture Of A Boat We Built Together That Was The Length Of Me And Was Two And A Half Feet Tall

    Child measuring a large LEGO ship with a tape measure, showcasing a playful dad's humor.

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    JillVille
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kiddo has some mad building skills! This is awesome!

    Madhu Mitha
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    an insane amount of legos must have gone into this!

    Crochet lady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My kids built an amazing LEGO city that took up most of our finished basement. It was pretty incredible, they were building it for months and months. Every now and then the kittens would get down there and act like Godzilla but no major damage was done, it was pretty cool. Saddest part was when they felt they had outgrown the millions of pieces of Legos and I donated then to a daycare.

    Suzaan Beneke
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you sleep over and your friend down't give you a blanket.

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    #28

    My Dad Is Recently Retired And It Shows

    Smiling dad wearing a funny fitness-themed T-shirt with a bear holding pizza.

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    LOttawa
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need that shirt for my dad.

    Carol Emory
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got one for my Dad that says "I'm retired, but I work part time as a pain in the butt."

    Bianca Du Toit
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow the apple fell RIGHT by the tree!

    Rebekah
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, that's some resemblance!

    Suzana Stantic
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You look so much like your dad, so cute 😊

    ThatJeremyKid
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They look like the same person at different ages... GENES... I TELL YA

    H. von Roon
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahhhh! Pops and son have the same grin! Cute!

    Janine B.
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aw, look at him. So cute. :)

    #29

    My Dad Is Moving Out Of His House, And This Is The Knocker He's Leaving For The New Owners

    A person holding a humorous bronze sculpture in a kitchen.

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    Molly Block
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want that knocker. When I was 12, we moved from Miami to Mobile, AL into a huge house, and on the wall near the end of a long hallway, out of prying eyes of guests, the last homeowner left us something a little similar: it was a light switch cover and the switch itself was the 'dong' of a man in a fedora and trench coat which he had thrown open, "flashing" us. When the switch was up, he was erect. When the switch was off, he was not erect, but just as big as ever! LOL When my mom and I sold the house after dad died, we left the switch cover for the next owner, who turned out to be a preacher! I bet he removed it.... hahah ;-P

    Piku
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Put it upside down and bam it's a "heart"

    Carol Emory
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    7 years ago

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    Only if it's a gay mans house..cuz I have a feeling that's the only people willing to touch those things or display them on a house with that kind of kitchen.

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    #30

    You Know Your Pops Is Committed To Dad Jokes When He Stops In The Middle Of A 6-Hour Drive In Wyoming Just To Take This Picture

    A dad in sunglasses drinks water humorously in front of a Wyoming sign.

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    engineer_nope.avi
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Worth it though! I know I would if I am a dad.

    Sue Knerl
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cool, I live in Wyoming. I think I'll do that when I go by Chugwater. LOL

    Johnny Frostbite
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chugwater actually has a fascinating wikipedia page - enjoy reading about the great Chugwater Chili disaster of 2012

    Patricia Ross
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    7 years ago

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    I wouldn't care why he stops, I would just grateful for the potty break. "Yeah Pops, that will be hysterical. We gotta stop and do that now!"

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    #31

    I Found My Daughter Hiding From Me In The Bushes

    I Found My Daughter Hiding From Me In The Bushes

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    Patricia Ross
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    7 years ago

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    That whole concept should probably have been better explained to her.

    #32

    My Dad Got A Toaster That Toasts His Face On Bread

    Funny dad's face humorously toasted on a slice of bread.

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    Molly Block
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That looks a lot like MY husband! LOL Where does one buy a custom toaster like this??

    Prot Pap
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the company that makes these custom toasters: https://www.burntimpressions.com/products/the-selfie-toaster

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    Karolína T.
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought at first it is Lenin.

    Piku
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha.. dad I'm gonna eat you.

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    #33

    How To Kill Your Kid Without Really Trying

    Funny dad note written on a postal box, humorously advising about basic training and dueling drill sergeants.

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    Lisa Beatty
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This made me LOL. When i was boot camp my bunk mate's family thought it was going away "Camp" they sent her a big box like 3' x 3' filled with snacks and magazines and other c**p. The drill sgts had fun with that. She had to go to the corner of the room and start eating the 3lb bag of pretzels . was throwing cookies to everyone. then she had to do PT for the next 2 hours. After that I told my parents not to send me anything. NOTHING. not even for my 18th bday lol.

    E Menendez
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's really kind of sad. I respect all members of the military and their sacrifice, but this type of treatment is unnecessarily cruel.

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    Lily Robertson
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now he's the Boogie Woogie Battered Boy of Company B!

    Debster
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lord my mom called while I was in boot camp. I got yelled at and made to cycle.

    Nicole Holt
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol...mean. I have a son about to go to Marine Boot Camp. I better keep my mouth shut, so he doesn't get into trouble lol

    Christina Sersif
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friend had to go through air force boot camp twice. definitely not easy.

    BETTY
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I sent my son one of those singing musical cards for his birthday in boot camp. His Drill Sargent made him do push ups while he figured out a way to make it stop making sound. Each time he went down for a push up, he tore the card a little more with his teeth until it finally stopped playing!

    Little letitia
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The lad who it has been sent to will be given the package by the officer in charge of his squadron/group. And will therefore read the note on the front. ( Basically it's just Dad being a dad really and trying to get his kid into trouble!)

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    S Bagci
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get it ...............

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    #34

    My Grandpa Took This Bottle Out And Says, "I Take These For My Gambling Addiction"

    A dad holding a pill bottle filled with dice, next to a deck of playing cards, showcasing his humor in a playful setting.

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    Randy Dhuyvetter
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "shooting craps", doesn't it.

    Molly Block
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The side effects are horrible!

    Magpie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd luv to know how long he carried them around, w a i t i n g for the right moment.

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    #35

    The Card My Father Gave My Niece For Her 2nd Birthday

    Funny dad joke on a gift card written for a two-year-old, with Disney princess wrapping paper.

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    Maricela Ramirez
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Card Reads: Close your eyes, Make a wish, Enjoy your day. Happy Birthday..lol

    Siddharth Rath
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People who translate stuff on the internet for free are world heroes...

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    thepotatogirl
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Translation: Close your eyes... make a wish... enjoy your day! Happy Birthday!

    cwa92464
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me of the time that I got my white dad a black dad Fathers Day card

    Blue Cicada
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was in high school, my mom went to a specialty store to get me a Christmas card in German. Except, she can't read German. Translated, the card read "since we are miles apart this holiday season..." She gave it to me in person.

    Crochet lady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The running gag in our house is to give the most inappropriate card for the occasion. My son's gave me a "sorry to hear your dog died" card for my birthday and my husband got a pink, sparkly 5 year-old girl's card for his bday. It's always fun it see what my kids will come up with.

    Foxyloxylou
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only part i could read was feliz cupleanos and my dad and his parents are straight from puerto rico

    lifelover911💖
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the card says : close your eyes, make a wish ,enjoy your day, HAPPY BIRTHDAY! ( thank you Spanish- English translator!)

    #36

    Dad's Toilet Seat Cracked And It "Bit" Him In The Butt. He Put This Warning Up For Others

    Funny dad joke on toilet seat with a doodle of an alligator and text "Beware Alligator".

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    JillVille
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Next person who sits there will have a faint alligator tattoo on their bum. Been there, done this - well, I didn't draw on the seat, but I sat on it! O.o

    Bella
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've had this happen exactly with me! It hurts like hell too especially when you're not expecting it-like when you're going to the bathroom half asleep in the middle of the night and it pinches your a*s!

    Sue Knerl
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, now go buy a new toilet seat.

    Blue Cicada
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This happened to me when I was in the single stall restroom at an industrial site, where I worked in their technical library. I screamed loudly, and the engineers came running, jiggling the door k**b. Through tears of pain and laughter I tried to explain that I was OK, but badly bruised. No one ever fessed up to having broken the seat.

    cwa92464
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    S**t it already broke the toilet...what will it do to balls?

    Kathy Baylis
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love that the toilet seat brand name is Church. You can fill in your own jokes about that.

    #37

    My Father-In-Law Having Fun With Panoramic Mode...

    Group of people in a cozy kitchen raising glasses, capturing the essence of funny dads in a family gathering.

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    Night Owl
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Found a way to clone himself without photoshop

    Mae
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This way he can be close to everyone :D

    キミ
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn't be able to understand how it works. And I'm 23 ^^

    Magpie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm impressed, I think this is NOT easy to do.

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    #38

    Friend's Dad During The Harvard VS Yale Football Game

    Man at an event with a humorous "Yale? More Like Fail" sign, standing with friends, showcasing funny dads' humor.

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    Деница Петрова
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg he is the high expectations father meme!!Love it.

    Laetitia
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    7 years ago

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    Was his son in Yale or Harvard? ;)

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    #39

    Oh No!

    A single leaf on a car roof humorously described as tree damage by a funny dad.

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    Ben Sutton
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    gary lineker is really famous in england. He played football(soccer) and was the leading scorer in the 1986 world cup. Bit like surfing some memes and finding michael jordan quietly posting.

    #40

    We Didn't Have 19 Candles. My Dad Said The Cake Was "4" My Birthday

    Funny dad celebrating with a chocolate cake featuring a numeral four candle.

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    Dolicious
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brilliant, one umber 4 every cake. Clever dad!

    Crochet lady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We just use whatever candle we have laying around, who cares if it's accurate? It's festive, right? Lol.

    MammaG
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that a Bill Knapps cake?!

    #41

    The Most Dad Thing My Dad Has Ever Done

    Thermostat locked in a clear case with a combination lock, showcasing a dad's humorous solution.

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    .gas.
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have met and one-upped this passive aggression by breaking the case, turning to an undesired temperature, and replacing the case with one featuring an alarm that sounds when it's tampered with. Your move, dad!

    Mae
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same! I just got one of those locks for my bike after I got my previous one stolen, and if you move the lock for too long, it'll make a hell of a noise!

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    Dian Ella Lillie
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He could have more dadded it by putting up a sign "In case of emergency break glass"...

    Barb Lynn Meade
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd have just put an ice bag on top.

    Pug Pug
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i had a landlord like that. heres the Trick. Use a bent paper clip in the holes.

    Nikki D
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Put a little "in case of emergency" hammer under it!

    Crochet lady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have reached the age of hot flashes so my family is frozen out at all times and told you can put on a sweater, a cozy afghan but cannot lower my face & upper torso from the current 1000° setting. I feel a little but guilty but this too shall pass.

    Anna Repp
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes I feel I need to do something like this! My daughter insists the air conditioner should be set to 60F and I'm always freezing. We agreed on 68 (my preferred temp is 72) but when I'm not looking she resets it to 60 again and since I don;t have perfect eyesight I usually don't notice till I'm freezing to death again.

    Anne Emerson
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad did that, too. We just used a wire coat hanger to change it back and forth.

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    #42

    145 Lbs To 180 Lbs, Married With 2 Kids In 4 Years

    Two funny dads posing; one flexing, the other lounging with a child, sharing a joyful moment.

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    Agnes Jekyll
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's like he gave birth to the babies.

    OdangaUsagi
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Life got in the way of him going to the gym for hours.

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    Tao
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clearly an happy man :)

    Diana Snow
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I prefer heavier guys no lie! Most guys like sex more than food, the opposite is a lot more cool imo.

    Bella
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, having kids is harsh in the body cause you don't have much time to work out, go running or whatever your exercise regimen was before kids. Also, you tend to eat more too cause you are using up more energy to keep up with the kids.

    Hans
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How did you manage? Most people loose weight from the action and gain muscles from carrying the babies arround...

    Alex K
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you'll find out when its your turn

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    #43

    I Hope To One Day Reach This Level Of Dad Jokes

    Funniest dads create a gingerbread house using a ginger bottle and bread slices on a kitchen counter.

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    lifelover911💖
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i know it's gingerbread house, but it looks like a ginger (HUMAN)

    #44

    My Dad Has Access To My Spotify Account And Uses It Often. The Only Problem Is You Can Only Listen On One Device At A Time. Today After I Switched To My Music Several Times, He Did This

    Spotify screen showing "Sorry, Anna" by worlds greatest dad playing.

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    _WEIRD_ONE_
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BUT...... is her name Anna??!??!?!?!!>!>!>!>!>!

    #45

    Dad Being A Dad

    A dad humorously points at the "DONG" sign outside a restaurant, embodying classic funny dad antics.

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    #46

    My Turn! 1993 And No, My Dad Never Smiles

    Funny dad with serious expression in a retro family photo, surrounded by his smiling family members.

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    Mae
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's in the Russian mafia?

    Juliana Walker
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks like a serial killer. Or an accountant.

    Little letitia
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or a serial killing accountant?!!! The last person anyone would suspect.

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    engineer_nope.avi
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He doesn't take family photos as a joke, I see.

    Vonskippy
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wasn't that a sitcom in the 90's - "My dysfunctional family and me"?

    Lady A
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    7 years ago

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    Pete Campbell, After Mad Men

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