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Why would Pewdiepie call a far corner of the internet known by the title “Cursed Comments” "the very worst subreddit” out there, I wonder? Surely there should be many more reckless and vicious subreddits that refuse to abide by the rules of common sense.

Well, seemingly innocent at first glance, the subreddit Cursed Comments owns its name 100 percent. Why? Because, as the community’s description says, it serves a collection of “comments that strike the reader into oblivion, while leaving you speechless at the same time.”

Sometimes, it’s the blatant gruesomeness, other times it’s pure incomprehension, sometimes it’s sheer absurdity, other cases it’s all ensued hilarity. After all, it’s a reflection of all the communication happening out in the virtual wild west. Nothing is sacred, everything is kinda meme-like.

So we picked out some of the most ‘srsly?’ and ‘im outta here’ comments as shared by a whopping 2.7 million cursed members in the group. In the end, we are all more or less cursed, it’s just that the cursed ones already know it.

Psst! More cursed comments await in our previous posts here and here.

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    #6

    Cursed_hot Tubs

    Cursed_hot Tubs

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    #7

    Cursed_buisness Meeting

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    Caffeinated Hedgehog
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if you're going to hang yourself at the business meeting?

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    #8

    Cursed_healthcare

    Cursed_healthcare

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    Dynein
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes - every doctor needs a tranquilizer gun, bowling pins, and rubber duckies......

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    #9

    Cursed_spareparts

    Cursed_spareparts

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    Hans
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For any practical reasons it just makes sense to save your partner by real name. Otherwise, stuff happens like writing the bank on the loan extension and putting him into CC as "Butternut Sweety " or her as "Sweetest honey-baby ".

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    #10

    Cursed_pocket

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    BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We kinda have to put our phones in our back pockets because our pants don't have real pockets in the front.

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    #11

    Cursed_health

    Cursed_health

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    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's a vampire! Stealing the life force of her subjects!

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    #12

    Cursed_dad

    Cursed_dad

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    #13

    Cursed_dog

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    Justin G
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing like a police dog coming up to you in an airport 😬

    Autumn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In any other situation it is the best feeling. But in this.... no

    Jasmine Hufflepuff Henderson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was going through the airport once and there was a K-9 who kept following me and sniffing my butt. My grandmother asked if I needed to be checked and the policeman responded "He's just being friendly. Get back over here and stop following her."

    Debbie Palmer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, I don't think you'd want a drug dog to walk up to you.

    Ty Stratton-Quirk
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably shouldn't have packed that leftover steak in your carry-on...

    Marky Mark
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At Toronto Airport there is a 'highly trained' beagle that sniffs luggage for imported meat products.....

    Marcellus the Third
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or mangos in LAX, when it's Alphonso season in India.

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    Sharon Dean
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha ha ha, not if it's sniffing your luggage!!!

    Shortstuff
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or in my husband's case...dog came up to him and peed on his leg.

    M Kate McCulloch
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Drugs, Priss - they're talking about a drug sniffing dog.

    Nikki Angulo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had that happen, our flight from Chicago was cancelled due to a storm, so we stayed in a hotel and got pizza. The next day, I took the leftovers with me and ate them on the plane, when we were going through customs, the dog was sniffing the bag that the pizza had been in. I told the officer that I had pizza in it, but had eaten it, and showed her the bag, and it was all good.

    Beth Porter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless you have drugs in your backpack, no.

    Alditekim
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I ate hotdog for breakfast, he said.

    Night Owl
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A police dog at the airport searching for drugs, explosives, or something like that. Even if you're not guilty, it's not a nice feeling when he to comes up to you

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    deanna woods
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    That depends on what I have in my bag.

    ⭐Onyx (they/them)⭐
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok so I don't understand why when people don't understand things or are asking for an explanation they get downvoted? Can we change this instead of ignoring confusion? Thank you.

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    Ryan Deschanel
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    4 years ago

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    It The first post is utterly stupid. Dogs are evil, dangerous, dirty, stinky and disgusting. I hate dogs.

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    #14

    Cursed_heelies

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    Gina
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is amazing! I love that idea

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    #15

    Cursed_allergies

    Cursed_allergies

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    #16

    Cursed_children

    Cursed_children

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    Chyppa Homer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So cold, even the vermin got the hell out :D

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    #17

    Cursed_flight

    Cursed_flight

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    #18

    Cursed_batman

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    #19

    Cursed_cat

    Cursed_cat

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    Mere Cat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone took cutie pie quite literally?

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    #20

    Cursed_carrot

    Cursed_carrot

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    #21

    Cursed_bill

    Cursed_bill

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    Yeah, you heard
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These sorts of charges should be criminal.

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    #22

    Cursed Survival

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    *me*
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *gladiator music starts playing*

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    #23

    Cursed_accident

    Cursed_accident

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    #25

    Cursed_airplane

    Cursed_airplane

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    Hans
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Here comes the bright knight on his horse..."

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    #26

    Cursed Decomposing

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    rspanther
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure someone is thinking about doing that.

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    #30

    Cursed_brother

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    N G
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can touch type - assuming all he did was switch the plastic keys and not mess with the wiring underneath, pressing A would still being up Q (assuming a QWERTY keyboard was the original). I'd just type him a nice, long email, while occasionally making and holding eye contact to show how unphased I am by his prank.

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    #32

    Cursed Zodiac Sign

    Cursed Zodiac Sign

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    #33

    Cursed_lungs

    Cursed_lungs

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    Mere Cat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Say "i love dad", "dad is the best" and so on, enjoy until the kid gets bored with it :)

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    #35

    Cursed_build-A-Bear

    Cursed_build-A-Bear

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    #37

    Cursed Shoelaces

    Cursed Shoelaces

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    Dizzy Falcon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not cursed. I agree with that cursed commenter

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    #38

    Cursed_readiness

    Cursed_readiness

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    #41

    Cursed Disabled Man

    Cursed Disabled Man

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    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this photo! Probably made that guys lifelong dream to crowd surf come true!

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    #42

    Cursed_throw

    Cursed_throw

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    #44

    Cursed Tongue

    Cursed Tongue

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    John Juan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife says I can't pee in the shower unless I'm taking a shower.

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    #46

    Cursed Insulin Substitute

    Cursed Insulin Substitute

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    #47

    Cursed_magnesium

    Cursed_magnesium

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    vogonpoet
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Magnesium strips and copper filings. Sparky spark boom!

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    #49

    Cursed_valentine's Day

    Cursed_valentine's Day

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    #50

    Cursed_shiny

    Cursed_shiny

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    doof doof doof
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No it’s 1/4096 unless you have the shiny charm

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    #51

    Cursed_thanks

    Cursed_thanks

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    Kim Steffen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're supposed to wind the rope around 13 times.

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    #52

    Cursed_choice

    Cursed_choice

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    Chillace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    looks like hes about to lob a grenade into it

    #53

    Cursed Love

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    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They became a couple in the special episode "Act Your Age", when Ferb was 18, never before. It took two minutes for me to find that.

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    #54

    Cursed_rides

    Cursed_rides

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