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Why would Pewdiepie call a far corner of the internet known by the title “Cursed Comments” "the very worst subreddit” out there, I wonder? Surely there should be many more reckless and vicious subreddits that refuse to abide by the rules of common sense.

Well, seemingly innocent at first glance, the subreddit Cursed Comments owns its name 100 percent. Why? Because, as the community’s description says, it serves a collection of “comments that strike the reader into oblivion, while leaving you speechless at the same time.”

Sometimes, it’s the blatant gruesomeness, other times it’s pure incomprehension, sometimes it’s sheer absurdity, other cases it’s all ensued hilarity. After all, it’s a reflection of all the communication happening out in the virtual wild west. Nothing is sacred, everything is kinda meme-like.

So we picked out some of the most ‘srsly?’ and ‘im outta here’ comments as shared by a whopping 2.7 million cursed members in the group. In the end, we are all more or less cursed, it’s just that the cursed ones already know it.

Psst! More cursed comments await in our previous posts here and here.

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    #6

    Cursed_hot Tubs

    Cursed_hot Tubs

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    #7

    Cursed_buisness Meeting

    Cursed_buisness Meeting

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    Caffeinated Hedgehog
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if you're going to hang yourself at the business meeting?

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    #8

    Cursed_healthcare

    Cursed_healthcare

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    Dynein
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes - every doctor needs a tranquilizer gun, bowling pins, and rubber duckies......

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    #9

    Cursed_spareparts

    Cursed_spareparts

    HeisterWolf Report

    Hans
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For any practical reasons it just makes sense to save your partner by real name. Otherwise, stuff happens like writing the bank on the loan extension and putting him into CC as "Butternut Sweety " or her as "Sweetest honey-baby ".

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    #10

    Cursed_pocket

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    BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We kinda have to put our phones in our back pockets because our pants don't have real pockets in the front.

    JustABoredwing
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Speaking from the outside in here, but having front pockets that can hold a decent amount of stuff shouldn’t be just a “guy thing”. ALL humans can use large pockets!

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    Ancsuri
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are very few woman clothes with proper pockets, pants usually have a real pockets at the backside. I have sweatpants with no pockets...

    deanna woods
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know she is minding her own business when she puts her phone in whichever pocket she chooses.

    Louloubelle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I found several sundresses last year with nice big pockets. My husband said he'd never seen such a big smile on my face. Said he's taking up sewing.

    jjdubs W
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whoever invented the ridiculous fake/half front pockets for women should be sentenced to wear clothing that has them .... for eternity......

    Lorelei
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cuz- GUESS WHAT? The FRONT POCKETS on women’s clothing are either SEWED CLOSED, or TOO SMALL.

    bill marsano
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could we please have a moratorium (permenent) on referring to women as ho's and bitches?

    madmickx
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Amen to that. A little respect for half the world's population would be a good thing.

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    Violet Smith
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some women's pants don't have ANY pockets.

    Nat Hedley
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right, ok. So she puts her phone in her back pocket which highlights her bum and if he notices her non-removable body part she's a wh0re. So, what, to be seen as a non-skank a woman must be unattractive to him, but then presumably he would also see her as completely valueless so in his world women are either wh0res or worthless. Thaaaaaat's great.

    Marcellus the Third
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd say it's pointless to point out why the original post is deranged and toxic; but then I look at social and other media and it seems necessary.

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    jeanette scott
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a guy looking for an excuse to rape. But your honor, she was asking for it! She was wearing her phone in her back pocket!

    Si
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    Katinka Min
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How is that supposed to be a sign for a hoe?? It makes your ass look weird - what decent hoe would allow that?

    M Kate McCulloch
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The reason I buy men's jeans - because those cute little skin tight pink ones above? Yeah - no f*****g front pockets asshat... You know he's an asshat when he calls a woman a ho for not having front pockets.

    Crepitus
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do most people even put their phone in their front pocket..? I can't think of anyone I know who does..

    Jamie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where else are we supposed to put it?! Front pockets are a joke.

    Crouching hippo hidden panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wtf? It’s already hard to find women’s clothes with pockets that are actually real, and now we’re being judged for using them?

    Christy Smith
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if her profile pic was directly taken in response to this stupidity, it seems like an odd choice otherwise, IMO

    elfin
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The initial commentator has a very strange notion about what hoes put where.

    Jennifer Brown
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and is that a garden "hoe" or just your regular "ho"

    Jessica Cifelli
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I usually keep mine in my bra cause I don't have pockets

    CowboyHank
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    Can't you just clip it on your belt? Or get a f***y pack

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    #11

    Cursed_health

    Cursed_health

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    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's a vampire! Stealing the life force of her subjects!

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    #12

    Cursed_dad

    Cursed_dad

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    #13

    Cursed_dog

    Cursed_dog

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    Justin G
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing like a police dog coming up to you in an airport 😬

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    #14

    Cursed_heelies

    Cursed_heelies

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    Gina
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is amazing! I love that idea

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    #15

    Cursed_allergies

    Cursed_allergies

    HugsForCorpse Report

    #16

    Cursed_children

    Cursed_children

    rain2006 Report

    Chyppa Homer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So cold, even the vermin got the hell out :D

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    #17

    Cursed_flight

    Cursed_flight

    unerK Report

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    #18

    Cursed_batman

    Cursed_batman

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    #19

    Cursed_cat

    Cursed_cat

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    Mere Cat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone took cutie pie quite literally?

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    #20

    Cursed_carrot

    Cursed_carrot

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    #21

    Cursed_bill

    Cursed_bill

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    Yeah, you heard
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These sorts of charges should be criminal.

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    #22

    Cursed Survival

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    *me*
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *gladiator music starts playing*

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    #23

    Cursed_accident

    Cursed_accident

    brunettemountainlion Report

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    #25

    Cursed_airplane

    Cursed_airplane

    TheoSteventon Report

    Hans
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Here comes the bright knight on his horse..."

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    #26

    Cursed Decomposing

    Cursed Decomposing

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    rspanther
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure someone is thinking about doing that.

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    #30

    Cursed_brother

    Cursed_brother

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    N G
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can touch type - assuming all he did was switch the plastic keys and not mess with the wiring underneath, pressing A would still being up Q (assuming a QWERTY keyboard was the original). I'd just type him a nice, long email, while occasionally making and holding eye contact to show how unphased I am by his prank.

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    #32

    Cursed Zodiac Sign

    Cursed Zodiac Sign

    gres2000 Report

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    #33

    Cursed_lungs

    Cursed_lungs

    caroline_xplr Report

    Mere Cat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Say "i love dad", "dad is the best" and so on, enjoy until the kid gets bored with it :)

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    #35

    Cursed_build-A-Bear

    Cursed_build-A-Bear

    F3RCHO115 Report

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    #37

    Cursed Shoelaces

    Cursed Shoelaces

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    Dizzy Falcon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not cursed. I agree with that cursed commenter

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    #38

    Cursed_readiness

    Cursed_readiness

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    #41

    Cursed Disabled Man

    Cursed Disabled Man

    farzammmmm Report

    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this photo! Probably made that guys lifelong dream to crowd surf come true!

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    #42

    Cursed_throw

    Cursed_throw

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    #44

    Cursed Tongue

    Cursed Tongue

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    John Juan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife says I can't pee in the shower unless I'm taking a shower.

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    #46

    Cursed Insulin Substitute

    Cursed Insulin Substitute

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    #47

    Cursed_magnesium

    Cursed_magnesium

    Darkar87 Report

    vogonpoet
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Magnesium strips and copper filings. Sparky spark boom!

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    #49

    Cursed_valentine's Day

    Cursed_valentine's Day

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    #50

    Cursed_shiny

    Cursed_shiny

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    doof doof doof
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No it’s 1/4096 unless you have the shiny charm

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    #51

    Cursed_thanks

    Cursed_thanks

    shrek_is_not_anime Report

    Kim Steffen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're supposed to wind the rope around 13 times.

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    #52

    Cursed_choice

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    Chillace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    looks like hes about to lob a grenade into it

    #53

    Cursed Love

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    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They became a couple in the special episode "Act Your Age", when Ferb was 18, never before. It took two minutes for me to find that.

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    #54

    Cursed_rides

    Cursed_rides

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