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Why would Pewdiepie call a far corner of the internet known by the title “Cursed Comments” "the very worst subreddit” out there, I wonder? Surely there should be many more reckless and vicious subreddits that refuse to abide by the rules of common sense.

Well, seemingly innocent at first glance, the subreddit Cursed Comments owns its name 100 percent. Why? Because, as the community’s description says, it serves a collection of “comments that strike the reader into oblivion, while leaving you speechless at the same time.”

Sometimes, it’s the blatant gruesomeness, other times it’s pure incomprehension, sometimes it’s sheer absurdity, other cases it’s all ensued hilarity. After all, it’s a reflection of all the communication happening out in the virtual wild west. Nothing is sacred, everything is kinda meme-like.

So we picked out some of the most ‘srsly?’ and ‘im outta here’ comments as shared by a whopping 2.7 million cursed members in the group. In the end, we are all more or less cursed, it’s just that the cursed ones already know it.

Psst! More cursed comments await in our previous posts here and here.

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Dynein
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes - every doctor needs a tranquilizer gun, bowling pins, and rubber duckies......

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Hans
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

For any practical reasons it just makes sense to save your partner by real name. Otherwise, stuff happens like writing the bank on the loan extension and putting him into CC as "Butternut Sweety " or her as "Sweetest honey-baby ".

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BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We kinda have to put our phones in our back pockets because our pants don't have real pockets in the front.

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JustABoredwing
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Speaking from the outside in here, but having front pockets that can hold a decent amount of stuff shouldn’t be just a “guy thing”. ALL humans can use large pockets!

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Ancsuri
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There are very few woman clothes with proper pockets, pants usually have a real pockets at the backside. I have sweatpants with no pockets...

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deanna woods
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You know she is minding her own business when she puts her phone in whichever pocket she chooses.

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Louloubelle
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I found several sundresses last year with nice big pockets. My husband said he'd never seen such a big smile on my face. Said he's taking up sewing.

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jjdubs W
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Whoever invented the ridiculous fake/half front pockets for women should be sentenced to wear clothing that has them .... for eternity......

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Lorelei
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Cuz- GUESS WHAT? The FRONT POCKETS on women’s clothing are either SEWED CLOSED, or TOO SMALL.

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bill marsano
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Could we please have a moratorium (permenent) on referring to women as ho's and bitches?

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madmickx
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Amen to that. A little respect for half the world's population would be a good thing.

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Nat Hedley
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Right, ok. So she puts her phone in her back pocket which highlights her bum and if he notices her non-removable body part she's a wh0re. So, what, to be seen as a non-skank a woman must be unattractive to him, but then presumably he would also see her as completely valueless so in his world women are either wh0res or worthless. Thaaaaaat's great.

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Marcellus the Third
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'd say it's pointless to point out why the original post is deranged and toxic; but then I look at social and other media and it seems necessary.

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jeanette scott
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is a guy looking for an excuse to rape. But your honor, she was asking for it! She was wearing her phone in her back pocket!

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Katinka Min
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How is that supposed to be a sign for a hoe?? It makes your ass look weird - what decent hoe would allow that?

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M Kate McCulloch
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The reason I buy men's jeans - because those cute little skin tight pink ones above? Yeah - no f*****g front pockets asshat... You know he's an asshat when he calls a woman a ho for not having front pockets.

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Crepitus
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Do most people even put their phone in their front pocket..? I can't think of anyone I know who does..

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Jamie
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Where else are we supposed to put it?! Front pockets are a joke.

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Crouching hippo hidden panda
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wtf? It’s already hard to find women’s clothes with pockets that are actually real, and now we’re being judged for using them?

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Christy Smith
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wonder if her profile pic was directly taken in response to this stupidity, it seems like an odd choice otherwise, IMO

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elfin
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The initial commentator has a very strange notion about what hoes put where.

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Justin G
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nothing like a police dog coming up to you in an airport 😬

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can touch type - assuming all he did was switch the plastic keys and not mess with the wiring underneath, pressing A would still being up Q (assuming a QWERTY keyboard was the original). I'd just type him a nice, long email, while occasionally making and holding eye contact to show how unphased I am by his prank.

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