You know the feeling. You get into an argument with someone, the two of you are going at each other back and forth, and they get you so riled up that you suddenly can't think of a good comeback until long after the fight is over.
There's actually a French term for this called l'esprit de l'escalier. It describes the feeling you get when you come up with the perfect reply after the fact.
We've all been there. It's devastating.
So let's take a moment and pay our respects to and celebrate the really good comebacks—the ultimate expressions of wit and cleverness. Taken from the appropriately titled subreddit r/MurderedByWords, here are some of the best ways people have ended their disagreements.
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A Very Important Point
Deutscher Patriotismus vs. American Patriotism
"Educate Your Self"
Say it louder for the ones in the back. Not that they listen to sense.
That’s A Stupid Reason To Ban Transgender People
What does being transgender have to do with trust. Makes no sense to me.
Anti Vaxxer Pretends To Be Educated
And polio, measles, pneumonia, diptheria, influenza? Oh and that pesky Bubonic Plague. A healthy gut sure worked there.
Just Try Not Being Straight For Awhile
I remember this from a few weeks ago! After all, ii did say I wanted to, given its a brilliant comeback :D
The Best Putdowns Come From The Truth
This Comeback Belongs In The Hall Of Fame
In The Interests Of Public Safety
The abbreviation for White Christian Conservative Male is GOP.
Load More Replies...I just can't fathom why people say those things. The issue should never be about what the person wears but a person's actions. If boys can't control themselves then they are the problem.
In the most used lines, but the best line: Don’t teach the girls what to wear, teach the boys not to stare.
Load More Replies...Can we just teach boys to respect women? Basically men are taught at a young age they’re weak and can’t control themselves
I once had an argument with a man who was angry that a gay teacher was teaching in his son’s school. His reckoning was that he (the teacher) would be overcome with temptation being surrounded by teenage boys and give into it. I asked him if his daughter had any male teachers. He said yes. So how come he didn’t have the same to reservations against a straight male teacher teaching his daughter as he had about a gay teacher teaching his son as his backward logic worked the same in both scenarios. I had to explain to him that just because you’re gay DOES NOT mean you’re a peadophile.
These people simultaneously think males are too weak-willed to control themselves when they see a shoulder blade and they are the gender rational and responsible enough to be the leaders of the world. Make it make sense.
Maybe instead of forcing teenage girls to cover up we teach teenage boys NOT TO SEXUALIZE THEIR CLASSMATES. This double standard bullshit will never not piss me off.
By that logic, shouldn't males be chaste too? Don't show off any skin. What if it lead upstanding young women into temptation?
As a male student myself, I can say that if I see a single girl with her shoulders showing, I pass out. /s
Load More Replies...How about we stop sexualizing children. Especially little girls. You wouldn't know it but it's against the law to have a dress code that's not equal among all students. I'm a child victim advocate for high schools. I volunteer my time to fighting schools over sexual harassment and sexual assault. You would be surprised how many cases are just plain discrimination against someone being a girl. Double standards are alive and well even in elementary school.
“as a white christian conservative male”... what a wrong choice of words to start a sentence
I went to a Christian high school for a while. If I remember correctly, the chaste uniform for girls was super short plaid skirts.
Finally someone manages to show how stupid the dress codes are! They! Are! Just! Shoulders!!!!!
WCCM: if that's the case, what makes you think abstinence will solve teen pregnancy?
Sounds like someone has no clue about right or wrong. If a grown man thinks a little girl is distracting, it shows who really has the problem.
lesbian here, i can successfully say that i do not get distracted every time a cute girl in spaghetti straps walks by.
Ok ok, lets play the “white christian catholic”... as a White Christian Catholic Female, chaste and fully clothed, i support the idea that schools sew their male student’s eyes shut to prevent them seeing anything that may lead them into temptation, and tie their hands backwards, to prevent them to fall into impure acts as masturbation.
Actually, even without all the billboards and joggers, straight guys are still driving hazards on the road. Even if their parents are smart and don’t buy them sports cars when they turn 16.
Sadly places like orthodox neighborhoods in Israel and Saudi Arabia just ban women from appearing in adverts or outside in tank tops.
If I ever did something horrible to a girl when I was young and blamed it on the girl for showing too much flesh and tempting me, right or wrong, my dad would've beat the living s**t out of me, he would've beat self-control into me, this was the 80's, it was a different time of parenting, but I agree with what his aim would've been with doing it, and he was a very religious dude back then but no, just no.
Mabye the men need to stop, not the women. Or we all just have respect.
there is no bigger evil in this world than "religious conservative male"
I don't care if a woman is naked.....that does not give any man the right to her body without her consent. Stop victim blaming and shaming and start teaching boys at a young age that no means no and what consent is and that sexualizing young girls is wrong. How difficult is it? If boys can't control themselves, they don't belong is a school surrounded by young girls.
I knew the first guy was a idiot from the second I heard white Christian conservative male
There's this tiktok sounds that goes,"if you or a love one has been diagnosed with het cis white male you may be entitled-" and then gets cut off and it's hilarious
I agree to an extent, however there are exceptions for extremes. For example, I went to an all girls secondary school and a lot of the students really did take the piss. Any adult having inappropriate thoughts about underage girls is obviously horrific don’t get me wrong. But why would a 14 year old want to walk around school in a thong or no underwear, with her skirt so short you can see said small or lack of underwear?! People are going to see that by accident, it’s unavoidable, so why are you doing it knowing people can see unless you want them to? It used to make me uncomfortable seeing that, going up and down the stairs etc. That in itself is inappropriate surely.
Just have a basic dress code of: keep torso and genitalia covered. No advertising drugs or stuff. This applies to both men and women.
Load More Replies...Let’s be real, if this becomes a legitimate concern, they’d ban all billboards with women on them, and ban them from wearing tank tops/shorts while jogging before they do anything at all to straight guys
Oh, this again: on the one end of extremism is a male arrogance and on the opposite one is woman's bad judgement. It comes down to common sense, good taste..... simply dress for the occasion, it's as simple as that. P.S.: I'm not a fan of white christian conservative men.
Does this mean men shouldn't walk around without shirts on? Because after all, women are weak little creatures who can't control their emotions, and they might be tempted by the man's lack of modesty.
My church teaches that to look upon a woman lustfully is to commit adultery (Jesus; Matthew ch 5 vs 28). It's your sin for lusting, not her's for dressing lustfully.
First, it's not about "tempting" people. If it makes that much of a difference, that's the guy's fault for doing it. I do support modesty, but sometimes, people take it too far, and for the wrong reasons.
Self control is on the self, not anyone else. If your son can't keep his hands or d**k to himself, he shouldn't be allowed near females. Period.
i often think that: if men have so littel self-control, why do we allow them to operate heavy machinery? drive, caryy guns, run countries etc?? If they are indeed such victims to their sexual urges, they should just stay at home at all times to keep themselves and everybody else safe.
i don’t care for his comment but it is his (stupid) opinion and he’s not killing folks (yet) with his AR 15
I agree, grade 9 is the wrong age to start learning self control. Way too late in fact. And if boys that age are so severely distracted by bare shoulders that they fail in calculus it's high time for some sex ed and/or therapy.
Load More Replies...I'd Expect No Less At Dollar General
Bye Bye Trash!!
He himself is both a boob and an ass. If he can find a like minded friend they'd make an interesting pair 😂
Waddaya Say, Then?
Honestly, You're Not Important Enough To Be Microchipped
"I Don’t Understand Marches"
Your Bigotry Is Showing
Stuff like this also shows how mentally stuck in the past conservatives are. They honestly think scenes like this will actually scare people as much it scares them.
America, F**k Yeah!
It's sad that someone let alone a child needs to do this. This is a government and school funding issue.
Babies Are Not A Plaything
Girls Have Ankles Too
Tomi Lahren
$10 To Clean The Bathroom?!
7 out of ten dollars? Smh is that really what they think? I pay around 19-21% and get a lot of it back in tax credits. Do you think it's the 'ism' that makes ppl think socialism is communism? We could always try calling it socialocracy
Let's Blame Children's Knees For Making Men Uncomfortable
Do they not filter out the weirdos who apply to be teachers? Or are they just good at hiding it?
God Is A White Man
Funny, I've read the Bible many times, and have yet to come across the chapter and verse where God mandates that white men be in the majority. Anyone?
America Was Not Started By Protestors!
Who Knows What They Put In "Food" Anyway?
I heard he apparently was breathing air in those two weeks, so hold ur breath and I'll get back to u asap....
So Cold It Burns
Jeepers Creepers
This, right? Taking strangers pics is not very subtle! Especially this well framed, poor dude. Now I wonder about genders reversed: guy taking picture of young woman with such inference? Well if I find that creepy (which I do), then by all logic this is equally as creepy (which it is)
There's No Vaccination For That
What's sad is that her children have to suffer for her to be proven an idiot.
I'll Bet They Do, At Least The Senior Ncos
Gas Pump (Doesn't) Go Brrrrr
When I was a kid working at a gas station, if the power failed, you cranked it by hand. Lot of years ago, mind
Something About Bootstraps
Not Sure You Are Doing It Right
Exercise By Jumping Into Conclusion
“We Follow Biblical Rules”
The word “homosexual” wasn’t added into the Bible until 1942. Can we not hide behind religion to excuse our homophobia, thank you.
And This Is The Truth
That'll Show Them!
No Second Chances For Her!
Can't Say Much, Can We?
Why Even Publish This Story?
Nice Try
Complete Slam Dunk From This Dude
That Went Over Like A Lead Balloon
That’s A Lotta Damage
Inconvenient At Worst
Wait until they find the truth about the nation wide conspiracy you call Santa Claus
My Dad Hasn’t Paid Child Support In Years And Posted This. I Had To Respond
Murdered By Logic, As Well
When it's cold it's coz the big ball in the sky is angered! If we harass our enemies perhaps it shall return! I think we angered it with the panels! *sob*
Anti-Vax Logic
Please Stop Calling People You Disagree With That
Probably Not Even The Full 30 Minutes
Xena Slays Hercules! (Lucy Lawless vs. Kevin Sorbo)
Why Are People Still On The Side Of The Billionaires?
New Zealand’s Prime Minister Personally Replies To A Hater
Thank you! Lol I love Jacinda, she reacts as any other person, repeat that again person, would. Ppl pigeonhole her by gender can go shove themselves, as they bounce off her like water off a duck's back. Great role model for young women :)
Peon's Don't Deserve Dignity
Meanwhile Jeff Bezos makes $2,489 per second while his warehouse workers rely on food stamps.
Tinder Convo. Murdered By Two Letters. New Record? Likely Can't Ever Be Beaten
Twitter Used Guillotine! It’s A One Hit Ko!
He’s Definitely Not Making Into Smash Now
Amazing Observation
Anti-Masker vs. A Hedge
To be fair to the tweeter, in the UK (don't know about other countries) you do not have to wear a mask outside. Walking in the countryside less so. I've had a jogger almost fall into a ditch trying to avoid me on a country lane, and this was after I'd moved right to the side to allow him to pass. Some people just like extremes I guess.
They Have To, It's The Law
I’m gonna get downvoted into oblivion but i think that decriminalizing ALL drugs is a terrible idea.
I Use Capital Letters To Sound Smarter
The Difference Between Appropriation And Appreciation
When Did They Start Calling Us Doomers?
But antimaskers and antivaxxers don't believe in math or science because they flunked it in school.
Nike Tried To Disown The Shoes Funnily Enough
Pick Me, Pick Me!
Space Ned Flanders Responds To A Comment On A Post About A Plaque On The Moon.
Orbit??! But, but that implies spherical! Stop talking madness you crazy dude
I Used My Argument To Destroy My Argument
Omg!!! Not a bad idea at all! A logic test, of which they clearly lack!
Did Not Know That About The First Computer Virus
Brandy Is Not Having It
Why Is Tucker Carlson?
Wine Is Thicker Than Blood
Being in a bad place yourself is no excuse to hurt others, especially those who depend on you. If you're a parent falling into a toxic spiral, don't be afraid to get help for yourself & your kids before it's too late. Neither of you deserve to be in pain & there are people out there who want to help.
"In His Samarra Hometown, Abu Bakr Al-Baghdadi Was Known As The Local Cleric. To The FBI, He's The Militant Leader Who Was An Iraqi Terrorist And Headed Isis."
Seriously, Read Or Be Read.
I Can't Make Titles
It's That Simple
Much Ado About Something
[insert Mildly Interesting Title]
Poor Washed-Up Has-Been Whining About Back In The Day
Bored Panda has enough material to make a whole post on Tomi Lahren's ramblings
Bored Panda has enough material to make a whole post on Tomi Lahren's ramblings