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People talk a lot of smack on the internet, and when that happens on social media, then the rest of the world can be fortunate enough to be there to see the glory unfold. From devastating clapbacks to good-natured puns and every other type of delightfully witty reply, a Twitter account called Gems Of Replies is there to document it all - for our benefit.

You know that sensation so many of us get hours after a conversation or argument when we realize - “damn, I should’ve said [X] instead…”? Scrolling through this account is basically the opposite of that as you get to see every moment of glory where someone said exactly what needed to be said.

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    I'M A SHOUTY MAN (they/he/she)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww, it's like a family cremation (please don't come after me, I just have a dark sense of humour - I don't even eat meat)

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    Claire Armstrong
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously, I think just about every other country in the world does this better than America!

    Edwin Fernández
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    America is a continent. But yeah, you are right with the other things.

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    Mona Stevenson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Education, cuisine, a growing (not shrinking) middle class…

    Disgruntled Pelican
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    India does not rank higher than the U.S. in education. Where did you get that from?

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    •Prolific Panda•
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Currys! Though, Im pretty sure it was Tikka Masala wasnt actually invented in India.

    Jo Jones
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have you tried any other ones ? India is a very big country. My friend said they have a saying “ in India that every 100 miles the food and the language changes’ I think I only tried 5-6 different curries but apparently *most* of them don’t even taste like original Indian ones, as they were customised to our wimp tastebuds ;)

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    Nathan Pogorzala
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    India has a child mortality rate 7 times higher than the US.

    Riley Quinn
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    C'mon people. A list will only serve to agitate them. They honestly believe they're #1. It's not their fault hubris is in their DNA.

    Bi Emo 007 (he/him)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Steve Burns sounds like a character that could be in the simpsons

    Glenn Milliken
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Best fast food chicken hands down they do nothing else

    Pamela Christie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Weddings, festivals, pets (How many Americans keep beloved elephants?), women's clothing, colors, extended family values, palaces, luxury trains, and - someone's already said this, but it bears repeating - food!

    mars gemini
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing... go to India and find out it's devastating environment

    JessieJ&LilyLovebug
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    India's population is about 1/3 of the entire world's population...so I would say breeding is something they definitely do better. Another would be religious freedom and acceptance...they definitely do a lot better at the tolerance and acceptance part.

    Helena Ribeiro
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In protecting kids at school, pretty much every other country in the world is better than US. And healthcare, in many, many countries.

    Id row
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet the police there would actually do more than cower in the bushes if there was a school shooting.

    Helena Ribeiro
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There most likely wouldn't even be a school shooting! US are the gun fanatics of the world.

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    Alex Kincaid
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Produce Indians? (saying this is probably racist these days)

    Rostit .
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    have a terrible caste system and they support the genocide in Ukraine. Modi can go suck an egg.

    Couragetcd
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    2 years ago

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    Modi sucks, but we can't really say we do politicians better...

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    336
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not defending r@pe, but a r@pe happens once every 16 minutes in India, and in the USA, a country with ¼th the population of India, one r@pe happens every 4 minutes. Tell me, which is worse?

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    steve acra
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    India receives the second-worst results worldwide in the Quality of Life Index (58th) — only ahead of Kuwait (59th) — and performs especially poorly in the Quality of the Environment subcategory (59th): 67% of expats rate the air quality negatively (vs. 20% globally), and more than half (54%) are unhappy with the water and sanitation infrastructure (vs. 12% globally). What is more, close to one in three expats (32%) are dissatisfied with the natural environment in the country (vs. 8% globally). A US American expat says that “environmental efforts are lacking”, and another one shares: “The pollution is a problem. Sometimes I go for weeks without being able to walk or run outdoors, so it is hard to find a substitute kind of exercise.”

    Momten Jillian
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poisoning its rural folk with arsenic in their filthy drinking water. 3rd world stuff there let me tell ya

    Lesbitarian Lady
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone protects kids in school better. And people shopping, in church, at synagogue, etc, etc I'm 🇺🇸

    WickedSwicket
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But outside of schools... Now that's where the s**t hits the fan...

    Fillipe
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    India is rape country, children get rape, i mean like 5 years old get gang rape, US children get mass shooting, i don't know which one is worst? mass casualty, US is worst, more twisted, India win

    336
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    9 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not defending r@pe, but a r@pe happens once every 16 minutes in India, and in the USA, a country with ¼th the population of India, one r@pe happens every 4 minutes. Tell me, which is worse?

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    Brandon Parisien
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    America is the ONLY country that doesn't protect its kids.

    dbildbo
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gang rapes of women/children aren't so good.

    336
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not defending r@pe, but a r@pe happens once every 16 minutes in India, and in the USA, a country with ¼th the population of India, one r@pe happens every 4 minutes. Tell me, which is worse?

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    OnlyMe
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty sure every country does the protecting kids at school better than US.

    Regina George
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    David
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Schools maybe. Not doing so great regarding people on trains.

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    2 years ago

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    336
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not defending r@pe, but a r@pe happens once every 16 minutes in India, and in the USA, a country with ¼th the population of India, one r@pe happens every 4 minutes. Tell me, which is worse?

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    jmdirks
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If this is true then all they are protecting are the male children since females are not allowed to attend, or it is extremely difficult for them to attend school. (GOOGLE IT)

    U_dontwanttoknowme
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The data is probably from the 70s XD As an Indian, I say we have a wonderful education system

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    Brenda S
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    MOST of the planet protects children better than the GUN TOTING USA.

    小呀小苹果
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm just enjoying watching the triggered Americans.

    Rostit .
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We love how obsessed you are with us. It's clear you're incredibly jealous but trying to hide behind a facade of contempt. It's pretty obvious and cute.

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    mSpencer
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    2 years ago (edited)

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    Tech support jk!

    ginshun
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    2 years ago

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    Slums. Check out Dharavi. It is wild that people live like that. And sad.

    Neil Bailey
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    Usa does nothing right. They think they are the greatest. The only thing they are great at is showing other countries they aren't that bad, could be worse.

    adam james
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    2 years ago

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    Have it's citizens deficate in the streets?

    Becky Samuel
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    India reduced the number of people without access to toilets by 450 MILLION in just 4 years. Meanwhile the infrastructure of the USA continues to crumble to dust.

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    Susan Bosse
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This never ceases to crack me up. Perfect example of how to screw yourself in 1.5 seconds. Lmao

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    Clearly sunny
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just pay for your own meals, why is this so hard for people.

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    Edward Finger Hands
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes because marriage is indentured servitude for men…wait 🤔

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    Bi Emo 007 (he/him)
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly, I’m surprised that BP didn’t censor that

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    Chihuahua Mama
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My life was going pretty well. But then suddenly I got pushed through a tiny cave. It was cold and bright on the other side. That's the day all my problems started

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    Jane No Dough
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only positive aspect of having a cheating ex.

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    Edward Finger Hands
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And healthy men don’t pit women against each other in a Madonna/whore comparison

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    I'M A SHOUTY MAN (they/he/she)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a teenager (not letting my real age online) and I can't see a point in making it to my 20s

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    Sonia Reddel
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's keeping tampons and a phone in there?

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    Red Lotus 🪷
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it depends on the context. My native language is almost dead because people gave English too much priority. Now only villagers and old, established families can speak purely in our language, everyone else tries to talk in as much English as possible.

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    CommanderDucky - He/Him - cis.
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always invite him to my house if my wifi is down! My right hand man

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