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Anyone for some steam eggs with Wikipedia? No? What if you paired that with jew's ear juice? Not helping? Yeah, I didn't think it would. But at least it made you smile, right? You can thank the Eastern Asians for that. There's no doubt these guys have got some mad translating skills. Keep on scrolling to take a look at a list of hilariously mistranslated signs in Asia, compiled by Bored Panda.

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Amanda Panda
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9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Funny cause once you eat cabbage you'll def need to take a shiitake

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    Amanda Panda
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is most likely McDonalds secret sauce -_-

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    .gas.
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least they won't get sued. They told you to fall down "carefully!" :-)

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    Amanda Panda
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "The best thing you've ever put in your mouth" heh

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    #8

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    Amanda Panda
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    idk... I've seen people stare a little too hard at cucumbers...

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    Jhoa
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I cant eat my lunch without wikipedia!

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    #15

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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    love where the X mark is placed

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    #17

    The Jew's Ear Juice

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    Panpan
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's actually black edible fungus juice.

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    #18

    For Hang Yourself

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    Ziyang Hu
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this translation is accurate. the Japanese text says exactly the same thing. and the picture too.

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    .gas.
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awesome! I am so tired of my high and mighty DVD player always preaching to me!

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    #20

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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the original Chinese had a typo: not 夫(husband) but 麸(part of the dish name)

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    Crystal Rose
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow I'm really immature. Cuz that totally made me laugh a little too much.

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    Martin
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would help if it showed where this pic was taken: on the street, in a church, a restaurant or a bathroom that is only a urinal trough for #1

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    Oliver Liu
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if you guys know chinese, you guys would know that that is the accurate translation

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    Marcin Pawluk
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pizza is confused, where to go. "I'm just melting, man. Gimmie a break"

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    --
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The chinese says: "Even the grass is a living thing, please show mercy and not step on it"

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    Jake Herring
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm intrigued. Is this a park for racists or is the actual park racist? Like do the trees just whisper racial abuse at random people?

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    Pinkamena
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why is "dry" almost always translated into "f**k"?

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    Tiny Dynamine
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For god's sake! Why can't I ever stay in my noodle?!

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    Lazy Panda
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really? You'll take my luggage from me? *hit dude over the head* nuh thanks

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    Lazy Panda
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok *tosses Justin Bieber in the bin* here ya go.

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    Lou Varner
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wow they announce it? is it open to the public?

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    #51

    The Best Part Of Going To The Gym

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    Belle Bell
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my gym there didn't have one of those :-( i feel cheated!

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    Lazy Panda
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    (IᗰᗩGIᑎE Iᑎ ᔕTEᗯIE GᖇIᖴᖴIᑎ ᐯOIᑕE) I ᗩᗰ ᑎOT ᗪEᖴᗰOᖇᗰEᗪ... IT Iᔕ ᑕᗩᒪᒪEᗪ ᒪOᔕT ᗰY ᒪEGᔕ. GOᔕᕼ GET IT ᖇIGᕼT

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    Benny Lava
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I promise to try. Not taking showers might help.

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    Pinkamena
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yes, I'm sure I would not animals anytime soon...

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    Belle Bell
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ???? well, random people would probably walk in on you in the c**t examination room, too... they do in all the other ones! ????

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    Jhoa
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those stupid bean sprouts again!

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    Martin
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ....brought to you by Jolly Green Giant

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    Ziyang Hu
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This translation is accurate. Nothing wrong.

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    Belle Bell
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well, one wouldn't want to buy stale c**p.

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    Michel Guntern
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Happy Hour: Whisky and C**k, two for the price of one.

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    Ziyang Hu
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It actually says 'halal chicken sausage'

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    Petra Rikić
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because we all need an emergency door c**k in our lives.

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    #77

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    Lazy Panda
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YEᔕ ᗷEᑕᗩᑌᔕE ᑎO OᑎE ᗯOᑌᒪᗪ ᗯᗩᑎT TO ᗪᗩᑎGEᖇOᑌᔕᒪY ᗷᑌᖇᑎ TᕼEᗰᔕEᒪᐯEᔕ

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    Lazy Panda
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ᗪᑌᗰᑭIᑎG- YOᑌᖇ ᑌGᒪY ᗩᔕᔕ ᕼEᖇE

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    Ziyang Hu
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Chinese text says more or less the same thing.

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    Belle Bell
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh! i miss century mart! i never saw one with a time sex thing though... i guess i should have been paying more attention.

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    Jhoa
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh dear! I'm not sure if my chicken is authentic enough! D:

    #87

    Chothes Sandwich?

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    alexmohr3570
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whose chothes are being made into sandwiches here...?

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    Petra Rikić
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Make sure your germs are domesticated first, the wild ones hate soup.

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    Lizard Gaming_YT
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read Chinese, and yes, the translation is accurate however, if I was translating I would write, caution watch out for flowers and plants

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    Special Pillow

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    Willi Waldmaus
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    http://www.chineseherbshealing.com/cassia-seed/

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    #103

    Intercourses Anybody?

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    #104

    Too Descriptive...

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    Wyll Gonron
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lard must have some pretty men for that price

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    #105

    Big Game Hunting

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    Lincoln Xu
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does this mean I get to catch mooses?

    Keval Mehta
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks! I would love to catch some moose!

    Jim Phoenix
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol mice grow into moose when they mature 😜

    Joshua El-Samalouti
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    don't you guys have tiny moose in your kitchen?

    Sigrid Vinter
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    French translation is also almost accurate

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    alexmohr3570
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All you introverted cars over there! We only want social cars!

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