106 Hilarious Translation Fails In Asia

John Kuki 9 years ago

Maybe I'm being obvious, but isn't this one about the " I can't find on google but it's delicious"?

5points

Jan Thomasser 9 years ago

I know that's what it looks like, but Shiitake is/are a kind of mushroom!

3points

meow point1 8 years ago

It doesn't make me need that, though.

0points

Ziyang Hu 9 years ago

The thing is, quite a number of these 'translation fails' aren't fails at all. It only goes to show that the author's willingness to understand foreign culture is somewhat lacking, to put it mildly.

3points

Ziyang Hu 9 years ago

Shiitake is a kind of mushroom. This is how it is pronounced in Japanese. And it is really called shiitake in English. So nothing wrong with the first one.

3points

Saoirse 8 years ago

I think this is more likely to be about "I can't find it on google, but it's delicious", "Mermaid in the deep sea", "McDonald's Best Friend" or "Mr Oyster".

1point

Michel Guntern 9 years ago

I'll have three Mermaids in Deep Sea and an I can't find on Google but it's delicious.

2points

Caldinovin 1 year ago

I would love to meet Ms. French fries

0points

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0points

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0points

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0points

Jack Norwood 5 years ago

Lol

0points

meow point1 8 years ago

Why MR Oyster and MS French Fries?

0points

#2

Funny Chinese Translation Fails

Final score:

106points

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Elizabeth Brown 9 years ago

Awwwww!

48points

Emma Kilcup 3 years ago

Yeah, that's really cute, and probably effective to us humans

2points

Lazy Panda 9 years ago

TIᑎY Gᖇᗩᔕᔕ ᗪᖇEᗩᗰᔕ Oᖴ ᗷEIᑎG ᗷIG

8points

Elisha Gabriell 9 years ago

Precious! I want MY tiny grass to dream!

8points

Priyanka Jatan 9 years ago

But technically, the board itself is harming the grass then....so....

6points

Debbie 9 years ago

This ones sooo sweet!

4points

Ziyang Hu 9 years ago

I'm not sure about this one, the Chinese text is even more wrong than the English.

4points

Jay Combs 9 years ago

Ni hen cong ming!

3points

Michel Guntern 9 years ago

... of one day being a big grass.

3points

Franklin Bacon 9 years ago

Aww! How cute.

2points

meow point1 7 years ago

Would it have nightmares about being mown?

1point

Natalie Powell 9 years ago

I wish we had these signs in Britain

1point

#3

Funny Chinese Translation Fails

Final score:

102points

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Amanda Panda 9 years ago

This is most likely McDonalds secret sauce -_-

49points

Angie O'Dell 9 years ago

McDonald's secret sauce is Thousand Island dressing

0points

Michel Guntern 9 years ago

Does the F**k the Duck that have garlic and ginger?

3points

Moondrop 4 years ago

Wait how'd you get past censors????

0points

Louise Wilding 9 years ago

I'm not hungry thanks

3points

Crystal Rose 9 years ago

Wow!! I'll have what they're having... Lol

2points

Katrina Green 9 years ago

Lol

2points

Sharon Prentice 3 years ago

Does the customer explode, or the duck?

1point

Shiba Inu 3 years ago

Censor???

1point

Jameer 3 years ago

Fxvck the duck till exploded XD

1point

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0points

4 years ago

I... Umm...You...WHAT?!

0points

#4

Manicure Set

Final score:

99points

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Amanda Panda 9 years ago

... for psychopaths.

60points

.gas. 9 years ago

With these tools, they should call it "First ever" manicure set.

6points

Amanda Panda 9 years ago

"and only" cuz you won't have any fingers left afterwards!

9points

Celia McDaniel 9 years ago

Perfect gift for my dad. XD

3points

EskChan19 2 years ago

Yeah that's what I'd tell the police too...

1point

Catherine Maxwell 9 years ago

For a sasquach maybe 😄

1point

Michel Guntern 9 years ago

Manicure Set - to cure those man problems.

1point

Stephen Rasch 9 years ago

YYou need a hammer for your nails this comes as a extra

1point

Hurthsette Williams 9 years ago

If you do your nails with those tools, you're going to have to go to the hospital.

1point

Jay Combs 9 years ago

But would you even be able to get there driving or dial 911 with your hands afterwards?

1point

Priyanka Jatan 9 years ago

Well, every mans manicure, right here

1point

Lee roberts 9 years ago

For giants

1point

#5

Funny Translation Fail

Final score:

97points

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Amanda Panda 9 years ago

... or else I'll do a 180 degree on you!

33points

Ziyang Hu 9 years ago

except for the misspelling, this one is actually accurate.

10points

Michel Guntern 9 years ago

or I'll fry.

3points

Sharon Prentice 3 years ago

Fry your eyes out?

1point

Priyanka Jatan 9 years ago

But mr potato is very nice...

3points

CouCh PotAtOe 9 years ago

There is nothing wrong with being a PoTaToE.

3points

meow point1 8 years ago

I think it's because people eat potatoes and you don't eat people.

2points

Harris Good 2 years ago

i saw one of these that said: From far distance you like like rainbow From near you look like big potato

1point

Jake Herring 8 years ago

So romantic

0points

Saoirse 8 years ago

Not even remotely close to the original meaning.....

0points

Nova Sniperr 9 years ago

They look tasty though...

0points

#6

Funny Chinese Translation Fails

Final score:

89points

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.gas. 9 years ago

At least they won't get sued. They told you to fall down "carefully!" :-)

53points

baked asparagus 8 years ago

well...................technically it is correct if directly translated 😂

2points

Michel Guntern 9 years ago

And don't make a noise when you're doing it!

2points

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0points

Henry Z 6 years ago

LOL

0points

baked asparagus 8 years ago

well........technically it is correct if directly translated

0points

Twichlove 999 9 years ago

hey it fits the sigh!!

0points

The Nerdi Yoshi 9 years ago

Kinda hard... XD

0points

Harry Poernomo 9 years ago

Like a slow mo they mean , it's surely entertain the audience :D

0points

#7

Funny Translation Fails

Final score:

89points

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Amanda Panda 9 years ago

"The best thing you've ever put in your mouth" heh

53points

Harry Poernomo 9 years ago

After having a rough night :D

2points

Crystal Rose 9 years ago

I know a few people who need to eat this!!!

2points

Jack Harris 2 years ago

Gimme!

1point

Michel Guntern 9 years ago

Super S**t with No Fat

1point

Lou Varner 9 years ago

so now i know what they eat

1point

Shiba Inu 3 years ago

Censor!???

0points

Peyton Mccosco 5 years ago

Fast easy cheap

0points

Jake Herring 8 years ago

It's as if it was made for me...

0points

Andrew Ramirez 8 years ago

Cheap, fast, and easy.

0points

#8

Funny Chinese Translation Fails

Final score:

80points

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Amanda Panda 9 years ago

idk... I've seen people stare a little too hard at cucumbers...

57points

Intensive Panda 9 years ago

they just don't like vegans

10points

Belle Bell 9 years ago

hahaha it always cracked me up that "dry" so often got translated to f**k

6points

Pinkamena 9 years ago

ikr

1point

AnnieLaurie Burke 9 years ago

Maybe translated by a guy that just broke up with his vegan girlfriend?

4points

Yugan Talovich 9 years ago

In simplified characters, there is no distinction between dry and do/screw.

3points

Sharon Prentice 3 years ago (edited)

CHINESE MOM: I left you a note to do the dishes! CHINESE TEEN: That’s what I thought. Screw the dishes!

0points

Saad Muaz 9 years ago

aah, meat eater's favourite slogan !

2points

Shiba Inu 3 years ago

Censor??????

1point

Michel Guntern 9 years ago

In a bath of squidgy tomatoes.

1point

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0points

Henry Z 6 years ago

Yay! No more vegetables

0points

#9

Funny Chinese Translation Fails

Final score:

79points

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Ziyang Hu 9 years ago

This one is fairly accurate too.

34points

Candace Formosa 9 years ago

Well, the translation was correct. I don't know why they would name a drink that.

3points

Angel Huang 9 years ago

随便 in Chinese actually means 'whatever', they are indicating that you can go with whatever they decide to give you- which is probably fruit punch, as written in Chinese below the word 'whatever'.

3points

-- 9 years ago

it says, 1st line: "anything", 3rd line: "mixed fruit juice"

2points

Potato Panda 3 years ago

This one is actually accurate

1point

Michel Guntern 9 years ago

Whatever with sugar.

1point

meow point1 7 years ago

For when people say, "I'm happy with whatever" when asked what they want.

0points

Natalie Powell 9 years ago

Number two sounds lovely yum

0points

#10

Funny Chinese Translation Fails

Final score:

78points

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Amanda Panda 9 years ago

tastes like shyt

34points

Ian Bodey 9 years ago

Shite translated just for you !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1point

Lazy Panda 9 years ago

I.... I just don't know anymore

2points

Crystal Rose 9 years ago

Would you like to eat my sweet a*s?! Hahahah it's amazing really!!

2points

-- 9 years ago

驴 is donkey

2points

Michel Guntern 9 years ago

is hot and spicy.

1point

Lou Varner 9 years ago

so it's really our sweet donkey? no! not for me

1point

Sharon Prentice 3 years ago

“Hey! Where did my miniature donkey go? I left him tied up right here in front of this Chinese restaurant…”

0points

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0points

Just me 4 years ago

So... Donkey ass??

0points

Jameer Lawrence Bondoc 5 years ago

eew

0points

#11

Funny Chinese Translation Fails

Final score:

72points

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The Nerdi Yoshi 9 years ago

NO WAY :O

27points

Lazy Panda 9 years ago

I should've stopped while I was warned by "Our sweet a*s"

5points

Trav May 9 years ago

And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.

4points

Louise Wilding 9 years ago

Funny !

2points

Tim Scelly 9 years ago

Just pull the pin and throw it at the flames.

2points

Dr. Incognito 8 years ago

by a jihad

1point

Pinkamena 9 years ago

I think I laughed a bit too hard at this one

1point

Michel Guntern 9 years ago

Pull the pin.

1point

Turbotoilet1997 5 years ago

shh its an undercover hand grenade

0points

John Albers 5 years ago

This comment has been deleted.

0points

#12

Funny Translation Fail

Final score:

70points

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Crystal Rose 9 years ago

That would be my first priority.

31points

Martin 9 years ago

Call the police? .... F**k that, call Liam Neeson.

8points

Priyanka Jatan 9 years ago

That's the way to do it:)

2points

Isabella Ceballos 1 year ago

In Soviet Russia police call you

2points

Michel Guntern 9 years ago

..... and if you don't have a phone, shout loud: I am stolen!

1point

MaD2Fan2018 6 years ago

911 what's your emergency

0points

Kieran Ho Jianming 7 years ago

But if we ARE stolen, how could we call the police?

0points

Sophia Cai 7 years ago

Hey, at least it still makes sense!

0points

Angie O'Dell 9 years ago

If you are robbed?

0points

clever_monky 9 years ago

howw??

0points

#13

Funny Chinese Translation Fails

Final score:

68points

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Jhoa 9 years ago

I cant eat my lunch without wikipedia!

31points

Michel Guntern 9 years ago

Donate with PayPal.

3points

Brian Hermann 9 years ago

Tastes like Internet.

3points

Elisha Gabriell 9 years ago

It would be funnier if it said what it is that they actually meant! Still hilarious, tho'.

3points

maryhadalittlelamb 9 years ago

鸡枞=Macrolepiota albuminosa， it's a kind of mushroom

3points

Okiku's Master (still Potato) 4 years ago

Wikilunch

2points

Just me 4 years ago

Wonder how Wikipedia found it's way i to this meny

1point

Gabriel Hernandez 4 years ago

oh i do love eating websites

1point

Pinkamena 9 years ago

Mmmmmm... Wikipedia sounds delicious

1point

Jameer Lawrence Bondoc 5 years ago

wikipedia snacks

0points

Gamma Azul 9 years ago

I love me some stir-fried wikipedia!

0points

#14

Funny Chinese Translation Fails

Final score:

68points

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Amanda Panda 9 years ago

If you insist...

41points

Lizzy J 2 years ago (edited)

AMANDA, NO

3points

Michel Guntern 9 years ago

We touch you better.

3points

Jake Herring 8 years ago

Well if you're offering 😂

1point

Aidan Fitzgerald Lyon 9 years ago

This one isn't incorrect, it's just phrased so people's first thoughts when reading this are most likely sexual... Okay, there should be an "it" after "try" and before "out", but other than that it's just phrased in a way that's uncommon.

1point

Lila Nguyễn 6 years ago

The Chinese text is even in the wrong direction.

0points

Alan Ma 9 years ago

Sounds like a Myki card from Melbourne !

0points

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-1point

#15

Funny Translation Fails

Final score:

66points

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-- 9 years ago

love where the X mark is placed

47points

Intensive Panda 9 years ago

on an erection in progress

7points

Mistrz Varflock 9 years ago

Well, you can erect a building so it makes sense. It's awkward but correct.

4points

Michel Guntern 9 years ago

Coming soon.

3points

Amar Mansour 5 years ago

You mean *cumming* soon?

4points

Lou Varner 9 years ago

is this at a sperm bank?

3points

-- 9 years ago

The Chinese says "Works in progress, do not use (these facilities)" so i can't answer that

1point

Gabriel Hernandez 4 years ago

do not disturb the crotch

1point

meow point1 7 years ago

You can erect a building, so maybe that's what the sign's for...awkward placement of the X, though! XD

1point

Terhi Hendricksson 9 years ago

In concrete factory it is called erection. And the factory must be empty then. Those cables will cut a human to parts if it breaks.

1point

#16

What On Earth Did They Mean To Say?

Final score:

60points

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Amanda Panda 9 years ago

WTF

33points

Ziyang Hu 9 years ago

this is actually an accurate translation.

12points

meow point1 8 years ago

If you give permission, it's not rape.

3points

baked asparagus 8 years ago

this is f****d up but im laughing

1point

Saoirse 8 years ago

What disturbs me more is that the translation is accurate.

1point

Min Square 9 years ago

The translation is actually correct.

1point

Pinkamena 9 years ago

wtf

1point

Michel Guntern 9 years ago

Pants don't stay up without belt.

1point

clever_monky 9 years ago

so youre okay raping instead robbing?

1point

Yugan Talovich 9 years ago

It's supposed to be funny.

1point

#17

The Jew's Ear Juice

Final score:

55points

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Panpan 9 years ago

That's actually black edible fungus juice.

17points

WT Lim 9 years ago

This is NOT mistranslation. The edible fungus in question actually has the remarkably racist name in English of Jew's Ear: https://thebigfatmushroomhunter.wordpress.com/2012/10/25/jews-ear-fungi/. The Chinese characters (as pronounced in Mandarin, hei mu er) translated word for word are black, wood, ear.

6points

Lazy Panda 9 years ago

ᑎOᗯ ᖴᖇEE ᖴOᖇ E᙭-ᑎᗩᘔIᔕ

3points

Martin 9 years ago

Now with extra WAX and tiny ear hairs.

-2points

Crystal Rose 9 years ago

Goodness lol

3points

Michel Guntern 9 years ago

Spit out the lumpy bits.

2points

Charlie Buck 9 years ago

This is a correct translation, there is a mushroom whose correct name in English is Jews, ear.

2points

Susan Moore 9 years ago

There is a fungus called the Jews Ear

2points

Jesse Lee 8 years ago

Jew's Ear is actually a correct common name for black fungus.

1point

Koko Sempai 9 years ago

rofl

0points

Jeremy de Manille 9 years ago

Hmm, Jew's ear is actually a mushroom , the some cultures in Asia would call that certain mushroom as "rat's ear mushroom" .

0points

#18

For Hang Yourself

Final score:

50points

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Ziyang Hu 9 years ago

this translation is accurate. the Japanese text says exactly the same thing. and the picture too.

25points

irmar Nobody 7 years ago

If that's the case, that's even more weird. "Hang yourself" and "hang an object by yourself" are two different things. Hanging something I can understand, but "hanging someone"?

2points

Jun Onuma 5 years ago

No it does not lol

0points

OdangaUsagi 9 years ago

Except it says "rilax" instead of "relax"?

-1point

Eamonn Lee 9 years ago

I don't think I'm worried about the product name anymore... I think I'm more worried about the 2nd picture.

5points

Michel Guntern 9 years ago

Self-hanging.

1point

Vanessa 9 years ago

I don't get the first pic, is the guy hanging himself? And the second... my dirty mind tells me it is in an inappropriate place xD And LOL at the last pic, this tool is awesome!

1point

Tiit Taimla 9 years ago

Hate to break this to you but it's is what your dirty mind is telling you. All else is just for fun.

0points

James Monksfield 6 years ago

I can think of a few recipients for this item!

0points

Rose Li 6 years ago

My dudes it’s called a a**l hook

0points

Emilie Gardiner 9 years ago

What was that second picture?

0points

Sua Kang 9 years ago

What is that thing for?

0points

Martin 9 years ago

To hang yourself, someone, something and to rilax while you await the sweet release of death.

3points

ChiNba MuNkh 9 years ago

not a fail for this one hehe

-1point

with a Y and a Z 9 years ago

hang someone from the...

-1point

#19

Funny Translation Fails

Final score:

49points

POST

.gas. 9 years ago

Awesome! I am so tired of my high and mighty DVD player always preaching to me!

56points

Karin Lease 3 years ago

🤣😂🤣

0points

Michel Guntern 9 years ago

Only Good News.

1point

Annabella Bray 9 years ago

They're still trying to slip in some "Good News" though.....(see last line of sign)

1point

Martin 9 years ago

Allah is pleased.

1point

Caldinovin 1 year ago

DVD Player for Atheists

0points

MasterProcrastinator 3 years ago

What will happen if I try to watch a VeggieTales DVD?

0points

Koko Sempai 9 years ago

(-_-)

0points

maryhadalittlelamb 9 years ago

i don't see how can that be translated into "religion", there isn't a word that has that meaning in it

0points

Keith Walters 9 years ago

Supposed to be 'Region Free" meaning it will play DVDs from anywhere in the world.

0points

Carlos Fermandez 9 years ago

What? Not funny. "Try not to laugh"

0points

Robert Bailey 9 years ago

It wouldn't let me watch Noah.

0points

#20

Funny Chinese Translation Fails

Final score:

47points

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-- 9 years ago

the original Chinese had a typo: not 夫(husband) but 麸(part of the dish name)

20points

Wayne He 9 years ago

Wasn't it some kind of Grain?

2points

Michel Guntern 9 years ago

and minced wife toes.

3points

Llamas and Squids 9 years ago

crazy ex-wife

2points

Jameer 3 years ago

Sixi roasted husband for angry wives XD

0points

Gamma Azul 9 years ago

10/10 would eat

0points

AnnieLaurie Burke 9 years ago

That'll teach that scumbag to play around!

0points

Kat Blak 9 years ago

I had a sexy husband, but someone roasted him and enjoyed him for lunch

0points

Twichlove 999 9 years ago

made from husbands for husbands in husbands!!!

0points

Panpan 9 years ago

It looks like tofu

0points

#21

Funny Translation Fail

Final score:

44points

POST

Michel Guntern 9 years ago

Working tomorrow.

10points

Jack Harris 2 years ago

You don't say…

1point

Henry Z 6 years ago

I think it meant that on the translater it said translate server error because something is typed wrong or something and that is what the company put on their signs.

0points

Christopher Chang 9 years ago

Cafe.

0points

clever_monky 9 years ago

really chinese ?

0points

#22

Funny Translation Fails

Final score:

44points

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Elizabeth Brown 9 years ago

Yeah, that's rude. Lol

20points

Michel Guntern 9 years ago

Only for empty your cats.

1point

Just me 4 years ago

Just take a little part...

0points

Gabriel Hernandez 4 years ago

oh man ill need to empty my dog somewere else!

0points

#23

Funny Translation Fail

Final score:

43points

POST

clever_monky 9 years ago

so theres the garden ..

18points

Michel Guntern 9 years ago

Please remove your shoes.

3points

Louise Wilding 9 years ago

Watch what you step in

3points

Wyll Gonron 8 years ago

is easier to make a new sign than just clean it

1point

Pinkamena 9 years ago

lovely garden

1point

Minty Cooki1000 6 years ago

They told me it was straight.

0points

#24

Funny Translation Fails

Final score:

42points

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Crystal Rose 9 years ago

Wow I'm really immature. Cuz that totally made me laugh a little too much.

22points

Amar Mansour 5 years ago

Same! I'm no joke actually crying 😂😭

3points

Dillon .Taylor 4 years ago

IKR and I thought 30 was old 🤣😂🤣😂

2points

Francis Powell 7 years ago

Same

2points

Saoirse 8 years ago

Connocting what?

3points

Caldinovin 1 year ago

Poopie

0points

alexmohr3570 9 years ago

If Nokia connocts poople, I'm scared to know what Apple does in its spare time...

2points

meow point1 7 years ago

Seems like a three-year-old wrote that.

1point

Gabriel Hernandez 4 years ago

connocting you're poopie is our job (kill me)

0points

Sophia Cai 7 years ago

I'm more concerned about the "concocting" part...

0points

Wyll Gonron 8 years ago

seems like dyslexia...

0points

Natalie Powell 9 years ago

Swing and a miss

0points

#25

Careful With That Dog

Final score:

41points

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Elizabeth Brown 9 years ago

Who let that dog out??

27points

Sophia Cai 7 years ago

I might have laughed too much at that.

1point

Trav May 9 years ago

It's a well known fact that dog farts are deadly.

5points

Jake Herring 8 years ago

The dog looks extremely worried too. I think on some level he knows 😂

3points

Dove Wright 5 years ago

I’m SURE the dog is hiding a self-destruct button somewhere...

1point

Pinkamena 9 years ago

oooh gosh

1point

meow point1 7 years ago

How do you defuse a dog?

0points

Lila Nguyễn 6 years ago

With a phone.

0points

Jackson Cordone 8 years ago

I need one

0points

Elisha Gabriell 9 years ago

Quick, grab a bun!

0points

#26

Funny Chinese Translation Fails

Final score:

37points

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Brian Hermann 9 years ago

It was mine.

25points

Tillie Martinussen 9 years ago

HAHAHAHAHA.

2points

Georgia Stergiadis 9 years ago

So, that's where my foot went...?

3points

Robert Morson 9 years ago

Does it mean "Watch your step?"

3points

Bobby jones 9 years ago

Is this somewhere on the Coast of British Columbia? We've had a few single feet in shoe's wash up on shore?

1point

Max O'Keefe 9 years ago

Does anyone remember that at the start of the movie dairy of a wimpy kid they watched a movie where a foot was chasing them around

3points

Gabriel Hernandez 4 years ago

he's big foots long lost cousin

0points

meow point1 8 years ago

Sounds like something out of a horror movie.

0points

Henry Z 6 years ago

Not that funny

-2points

OwenHasADHD 3 years ago

Shut

2points

#27

Funny Chinese Translation Fails

Final score:

37points

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Michel Guntern 9 years ago

Man go hungry in China.

12points

-- 9 years ago

that is one way of translating the words... the thing is that each word has deep meanings and may refer to many things depending on how the words are combined

3points

Rose Li 6 years ago

Did they translate the words one by one?

2points

Potato Boi 5 years ago

i think so

0points

Henry Z 6 years ago

Poor child

1point

Martin 9 years ago

Children and Cats: China has an excess of either and are fare game

1point

Potato Boi 5 years ago (edited)

the dish is upside down

0points

Jia Kia 5 years ago

Those are actually not cat meat, it's pork.

0points

#28

The Chinese Name Of This Snack Translates As 'honey Bean Crisps'

Final score:

35points

POST

Crystal Rose 9 years ago

I wonder what it taste like X)

11points

Michel Guntern 9 years ago

only puke.

3points

Dillon .Taylor 4 years ago

LOL you can only dream 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

1point

Lou Varner 9 years ago

i bet the name tells you what it taste like

0points

gedwards1 9 years ago

you'd know better when its on the way back up

0points

Martin 9 years ago

Soylent Vomitus.

1point

Jameer Lawrence Bondoc 5 years ago

gross, puke

0points

Minty Cooki1000 6 years ago

The one and only.

0points

meow point1 8 years ago

That would put me off eating it.

0points

Christopher Chang 9 years ago

Salty and slightly oily.

0points

Christopher Chang 9 years ago

Salty and slightly oily.

0points

#29

Funny Translation Fail

Final score:

34points

POST

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Tiny Dynamine 9 years ago

It's got a bitter taste to it.

13points

Hannah Carney 9 years ago

Jerk chicken!

7points

Flannery Krischke 5 years ago

Alexander Hamilton chicken

2points

Georgia Stergiadis 9 years ago

Naughty chicken ;)

2points

Neha Jawale-Bhorge 9 years ago

unreasonably rude

2points

Andrew Smith 5 years ago

thats why they ate him

1point

Minty Cooki1000 6 years ago

Serves the chicken right.

1point

clever_monky 9 years ago

why you gonna be so rude ??

1point

Dillon .Taylor 4 years ago

actually it would have been funnier if you said "why you GOTTA be so rude" as there is a song with that lyric

1point

#30

Funny Chinese Translation Fails

Final score:

31points

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Martin 9 years ago

It would help if it showed where this pic was taken: on the street, in a church, a restaurant or a bathroom that is only a urinal trough for #1

9points

-- 9 years ago

that's what the Chinese says, the translation is not wrong except for the lack of a 't'

5points

Candace Childress 9 years ago

Are you sitting me?

2points

#31

Funny Translation Fails

Final score:

31points

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Oliver Liu 9 years ago

if you guys know chinese, you guys would know that that is the accurate translation

10points

irmar Nobody 7 years ago

If you say so I believe you. However it's still surrealistically weird. What on earth could it mean, and in what context? Maybe a place that can only be visited on a bus (like a safari park?) Out of context it's funny.

3points

Michel Guntern 9 years ago

Lie down and take a selfie.

2points

#32

Funny Chinese Translation Fails

Final score:

30points

POST

Marcin Pawluk 9 years ago

Pizza is confused, where to go. "I'm just melting, man. Gimmie a break"

18points

Naluh Maués 9 years ago

Poor pizzas! They need therapy!

2points

clever_monky 9 years ago

dont it eat

1point

Franklin Bacon 9 years ago

Chinese pizza? Yes, very confused.

1point

Minty Cooki1000 6 years ago

They're secretly asking you to buy them to end their eternal confusion.

0points

#33

Funny Chinese Translation Fails

Final score:

30points

POST

Michel Guntern 9 years ago

Only available on New Year's Eve.

6points

Saoirse 8 years ago

I know that the Germany sexual harassment is the standout here, but did anyone else notice "The meat which attached to the rib"?

1point

clever_monky 9 years ago

so germany , thats your kind sexual harassment ??

1point

Harry Poernomo 9 years ago

Oh la la :D

1point

Kat Blak 9 years ago

In Germany, you'd get arrested with that dish. In China, you get indigestion.

0points

Robert Bailey 9 years ago

Ah, so somebody's been to an FKK.

0points

Brian Hermann 9 years ago

Wow

0points

#34

Funny Translation Fails

Final score:

30points

POST

Brian Hermann 9 years ago

I'm goon to go litter now...

12points

Lazy Panda 9 years ago

*litters*

4points

maryhadalittlelamb 9 years ago

hmmm.. there really isn't anything wrong with it, except it should be "fined"

0points

maryhadalittlelamb 9 years ago

ooh oops got it now =x

1point

#35

Funny Translation Fails

Final score:

30points

POST

Happy Ghost 9 years ago

WTF?

11points

Leina Nightray 9 years ago

That would make a great song (well, depends what you call "great" of course)

2points

Crep 105 1 year ago

I'm scared to know what they mean by "Moderate Hardness".

1point

Anon Y. Mous 7 years ago

Why did I laugh so hard at this?

1point

Kat Blak 9 years ago

I'd love some food for thought, but then I'd Eat Forget and forget what I thought about

0points

#36

Funny Chinese Translation Fails

Final score:

28points

POST

-- 9 years ago

The chinese says: "Even the grass is a living thing, please show mercy and not step on it"

29points

Jameer Lawrence Bondoc 5 years ago

accurate

0points

irmar Nobody 7 years ago

Ah, so it should be "but I don't like it when you put your shoes on my face".

0points

Sophia Cai 7 years ago

the english is better though XD

0points

Belle Bell 9 years ago

杭州 generally did all right and would often put in English, "Even the grass has feelings, please don't step on it." it still made me giggle!

3points

Minty Cooki1000 6 years ago

Well, grass, I don't like YOUR smile, that's why I put my shoes on your face.

1point

Ashley Dixon 4 years ago

Ohhhh

0points

#37

Funny Chinese Translation Fails

Final score:

26points

POST

Jake Herring 8 years ago

I'm intrigued. Is this a park for racists or is the actual park racist? Like do the trees just whisper racial abuse at random people?

9points

Koko Sempai 9 years ago

I WAS SO OFFENDED WHEN I WENT THERE

4points

meow point1 7 years ago

Did Trump make it?

3points

Georgia Stergiadis 9 years ago

Haha! I know a few people that should go there ;)

3points

Ernest BI 2 years ago

It’s actually “national park…” sometimes race and nation can be the same word in Chinese…

1point

Gabriel Hernandez 4 years ago

ill totally go there

1point

clever_monky 9 years ago

wow

1point

Caldinovin 1 year ago

No thanks I rather go to the Exit.

0points

#38

Can This Be A Thing?

Final score:

24points

POST

Michel Guntern 9 years ago

The real thing.

7points

Charlotte Cui 9 years ago

"the heath care thing" XD

2points

Ashley Dixon 4 years ago

Sponge. It's called a sponge.

1point

Lincoln Xu 5 years ago

It's technically right

0points

Minty Cooki1000 6 years ago

That's right, folks. my thing step into a new century. Proud momma.

0points

Lila Nguyễn 6 years ago

Good thing it's a thing.

0points

Pinkamena 9 years ago

nice thing

0points

Martin 9 years ago

Glad its not an enema bag

0points

#39

Funny Chinese Translation Fails

Final score:

23points

POST

Michel Guntern 9 years ago

Fizzy C**k.

13points

Sophia Cai 7 years ago

🤣

0points

Sophia Cai 7 years ago

The "Grab Me Now!" is the best part 🤣

2points

Martin 9 years ago

Does it cum with a happy ending?

2points

Franklin Bacon 9 years ago

I'm not grabbing that.

2points

Shiba Inu 3 years ago

I need that 100 plus 'a*s't to put my c**k in!!!!

1point

chimken 🇺🇦 3 years ago

OMG THE LABEL ON IT, “GRAB ME NOW” 🤣🤣🤣

1point

Lou Varner 9 years ago

yeap this is for me and at such a good price

1point

Elizabeth Brown 9 years ago

Nope, not at any price, dude.

1point

Caldinovin 1 year ago

Meanwhile at a local chinese bachelorette party...

0points

Jameer 3 years ago

ITS NOT C*CK! ITS COKE! COKE! COKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

0points

#40

Hell All Your Family

Final score:

23points

POST

Michel Guntern 9 years ago

Cats Welcome.

13points

Jim Phoenix 9 years ago

To s**t.

1point

Haute Hawt 5 years ago

The Chinese words says"motherfker, don't throw dog poo everywhere". I guess in English he added "your family will go to hell"

2points

$copper-fractions avatar$

Tiny Dynamine 9 years ago

So which garden shall I put it in?

1point

Minty Cooki1000 6 years ago

Is our's welcome?

0points

Leina Nightray 9 years ago

At least, it's clear

0points

#41

Funny Translation Fails

Final score:

23points

POST

Pinkamena 9 years ago

why is "dry" almost always translated into "f**k"?

5points

yangbinghui 3 years ago

cause dry or "干" can be read in the fourth tone, that tone can be understood as that certain word in some dialects.

1point

Remy Dhami 6 years ago

*sighs and unzips trousers*

3points

Michel Guntern 9 years ago

Half price today.

1point

Shiba Inu 3 years ago

F**k!!

0points

Jameer 3 years ago

This: "Spread to fvxck the fruit" Real: "Spread to dry the fruit"

0points

Lila Nguyễn 6 years ago

R2, do you is f*****g?

0points

Sophia Cai 7 years ago

"spread" oh dear.

0points

Kathryn Borrow 9 years ago

Yep you said it.

0points

$copper-fractions avatar$

Tiny Dynamine 9 years ago

Do I have to???

0points

Lazy Panda 9 years ago

ᗩKᗩ ᔕᑭᖇEᗩᗪ EᗷOᒪᗩ TO TᕼE ᖴᖇᑌIT

0points

#42

Funny Chinese Translation Fails

Final score:

22points

POST

$copper-fractions avatar$

Tiny Dynamine 9 years ago

For god's sake! Why can't I ever stay in my noodle?!

16points

#43

Funny Translation Fail

Final score:

22points

POST

Lazy Panda 9 years ago

Really? You'll take my luggage from me? *hit dude over the head* nuh thanks

8points

.gas. 9 years ago

I always think about this at the airport. How would anyone aside from the owner know if you just walked out with their luggage?

1point

Pete Harrington 7 years ago

Take luggage no charge, get it back you have to pay.

0points

Wyll Gonron 8 years ago

thanks for letting me know *starts to sneak behind a tourist*

0points

#44

Funny Translation Fails

Final score:

22points

POST

Neha Jawale-Bhorge 9 years ago

bad bad door.. :P

13points

Dove Wright 5 years ago

That’s like telling a kid they’re grounded for playing with toys.

2points

Jake Herring 8 years ago

You naughty door!

2points

Pinkamena 9 years ago

Oh you naughty door!

2points

Nicole Chojnacki 9 years ago

Does it need a spanking? ;)

1point

Caldinovin 1 year ago

That door is grounded

0points

Shiba Inu 3 years ago

B***h!!!

0points

Diamond Panda 9 years ago

SOMEBODY GET MY BASEBALL BAT!

0points

#45

Funny Translate Fails

Final score:

22points

POST

Lou Varner 9 years ago

oh this one should be way up the list

12points

Elizabeth Brown 9 years ago

Because horse c**p without like is just wrong.

5points

Martin 9 years ago

But I want mine with lemon....

3points

Raymond Puentes 7 years ago

That is Thai, not Chinese

1point

Kat Blak 9 years ago

well, that looks about right

1point

Shiba Inu 3 years ago

C**p?

0points

Jim Phoenix 9 years ago

Yummy!!!

0points

#46

Funny Translation Fail

Final score:

22points

POST

Belle Bell 9 years ago

because a mean one is undesirable

17points

meow point1 8 years ago

Sounds like something from The Addams Family.

3points

Jake Herring 8 years ago

At least it's a nice one

2points

Michel Guntern 9 years ago

For Free.

2points

$copper-fractions avatar$

Tiny Dynamine 9 years ago

Aww, that sounds so sweEEEETTT! ARRGGHH!

2points

Shiba Inu 3 years ago

What the f**k! B***h! Damn it

-1point

#47

Funny Chinese Translation Fails

Final score:

21points

POST

Pinkamena 9 years ago

lolol

8points

Lazy Panda 9 years ago

TᕼE ᖇᗩGE

2points

Dillon .Taylor 4 years ago

he he

1point

Michel Guntern 9 years ago

Just in case you fall.

1point

Shiba Inu 3 years ago

Laugh My F*****g A*s Off!!

0points

Gabriel Hernandez 4 years ago

safety is you're enemy

0points

Neo Soemardjan 9 years ago

*facepalm*

0points

Kat Blak 9 years ago

Yes, live dangerously

0points

Annabella Bray 9 years ago

The lack of OH&S regulations in some places is so refreshing......! The lack of OH&S regulations in some places is so refreshing......!

0points

Jameer 3 years ago

It's all fun n' games until you slip

0points

#48

Funny Chinese Translation Fails

Final score:

21points

POST

Lazy Panda 9 years ago

Ok *tosses Justin Bieber in the bin* here ya go.

32points

Jameer 3 years ago

Tiktokers will toss Meowbahh here

3points

.gas. 9 years ago

Where's the bin for non-evil rubbish?

6points

Wyll Gonron 8 years ago

hold on... I think I saw a Donald Trump here the other day...

3points

Michel Guntern 9 years ago

Eat at your own risk.

1point

Kat Blak 9 years ago

They shoulda put satan in there

0points

Jack Harris 2 years ago

As a Lucifer fan, I find this offensive.

0points

#49

Funny Chinese Translation Fails

Final score:

20points

POST

Elisha Gabriell 9 years ago

Say again???

14points

Leina Nightray 9 years ago

If there is some Hetalia fans out there...

2points

Sophia Cai 7 years ago

Hello!

1point

Pinkamena 9 years ago

what??

2points

meow point1 8 years ago

So they're prejudiced against everyone from all but these two countries?

1point

Michel Guntern 9 years ago

Just don't tell Francois Hollande.

1point

maryhadalittlelamb 9 years ago

this quote is from Aristotle (a Greek philosopher), they can surely find with a simple google search..

1point

Martin 9 years ago

Damn Right !

0points

#50

Funny Chinese Translation Fails

Final score:

19points

POST

Lou Varner 9 years ago

wow they announce it? is it open to the public?

16points

Pinkamena 9 years ago

Who is being executed?

4points

Dove Wright 5 years ago

If you want to use the bathroom, the fine for it is DEATH.

1point

Martin 9 years ago

This may be accurate

0points

Lazy Panda 9 years ago

Well c**p. I needed to use the bathroom. I guess I'll have to be an executioner >:)

0points

Elizabeth Brown 9 years ago

Sorry, I'll come back later, then.

0points

Dillon .Taylor 4 years ago

you better he he xd

0points

#51

The Best Part Of Going To The Gym

Final score:

19points

POST

Belle Bell 9 years ago

my gym there didn't have one of those :-( i feel cheated!

16points

Michel Guntern 9 years ago

Free on Fridays.

4points

meow point1 7 years ago

Sounds like a word for a brothel.

3points

Wyll Gonron 8 years ago

"yes, honey! I'm at the gym... I just got out of the pool and I'm going to the...... nevermind...."

1point

Jameer 3 years ago

Big Dry Hall

0points

Jake Herring 8 years ago

Sounds like a fun place to visit

0points

Martin 9 years ago

Is the fondue fountain filled with vaseline ?

0points

Lou Varner 9 years ago

yeah.... let's go to the f**k hall for a good work out

0points

Shiba Inu 3 years ago

Big F**k Hall! What is this S**t, B***h!

-2points

#52

Funny Chinese Translation Fails

Final score:

18points

POST

Lazy Panda 9 years ago

(IᗰᗩGIᑎE Iᑎ ᔕTEᗯIE GᖇIᖴᖴIᑎ ᐯOIᑕE) I ᗩᗰ ᑎOT ᗪEᖴᗰOᖇᗰEᗪ... IT Iᔕ ᑕᗩᒪᒪEᗪ ᒪOᔕT ᗰY ᒪEGᔕ. GOᔕᕼ GET IT ᖇIGᕼT

5points

Carol Bradstreet 9 years ago

Certainly not politically correct, but it's hilarious!

3points

Elisha Gabriell 9 years ago

I'm sure the "deformed" would have a laugh!

2points

Pinkamena 9 years ago

the deformed... lolol

1point

#53

Funny Chinese Translation Fails

Final score:

18points

POST

Benny Lava 9 years ago

I promise to try. Not taking showers might help.

7points

Nicole Chojnacki 9 years ago

But then again, it might give you an even more interesting flavor? Who knows?????

3points

Jake Herring 8 years ago

Good advice

2points

Diamond Panda 9 years ago

Ok next time I won't roll around in sugar and caramel :P

2points

Caldinovin 1 year ago

Some self-aware cannibals here trying to stop eating people

1point

Kururi.Orihara 7 years ago

I try not to be.

1point

#54

Funny Chinese Translation Fails

Final score:

18points

POST

Pinkamena 9 years ago

yes, I'm sure I would not animals anytime soon...

9points

Wyll Gonron 8 years ago

well... I guess I'm not welcome here....

1point

Ashley Dixon 4 years ago

Don't worry I won't animals

0points

Cassizu 5 years ago

I think I will animals

0points

Kat Blak 9 years ago

DO NOT... just...don't

0points

Happy Ghost 9 years ago

wtf?

0points

#55

Funny Chinese Translation Fails

Final score:

17points

POST

Belle Bell 9 years ago

???? well, random people would probably walk in on you in the c**t examination room, too... they do in all the other ones! ????

8points

Michel Guntern 9 years ago

What's your job? I'm a c**t examiner.

3points

Robert Morson 9 years ago

How come Gynecology is a different department than C**t Examination? Unless the translations are even worse than I think.

2points

Kat Blak 9 years ago

I would like to observe the c**t examination

0points

Lou Varner 9 years ago

fetal heart custody?

0points

Snorky The Pig 2 years ago

i think cardiac arrest is what they mean

1point

#56

Funny Chinese Translation Fails

Final score:

17points

POST

Jhoa 9 years ago

Those stupid bean sprouts again!

11points

Martin 9 years ago

Sounds like most of the meat heads at my gym with flatulence problems

2points

#57

Funny Translation Fail

Final score:

17points

POST

Elizabeth Brown 9 years ago

Uh... nope, not going there.

7points

Wyll Gonron 8 years ago

I can't imagine what kind of emergency needs one of those....

2points

Dan Pedersen 9 years ago

he german "Nothahn" -> English ="Emergency valve" Danish = "nød-hane", vand-hane ="hot/cold Water-valve Hane = male chicken and also called "kok" (Female is called Høne) So not that far from kok to c**k

1point

Annabella Bray 9 years ago

Could come in handy lol

1point

SkyKidLisa 2 years ago

Well „Hahn“ means C**k so Uhm… It’s not incorrect *shrug*

0points

Shiba Inu 3 years ago

C**k???

0points

Joshua El-Samalouti 6 years ago

Nothahn = Emergency Valve, the mistake lies in translating "Not" (Emergency) and "Hahn" (tap, c**k(the animal)) seperately

0points

Jake Herring 8 years ago

Handy 😂

0points

Emmanuel Christian 9 years ago

only actuate in case of danger! ... yes ... one that performs well in the face of danger ... this can be a thing

0points

#58

Funny Chinese Translation Fails

Final score:

16points

POST

Adrielle Ortiz 9 years ago

Yes!

9points

Michel Guntern 9 years ago

Fat is Beautiful.

6points

Annabella Bray 9 years ago

At last! some sensible dietary advice.....

6points

Deepika Tiwary 9 years ago

Exactly! I've been telling people not to diet and they just won't hear me

4points

Jenie Gardon 9 years ago

yaaaaas! HAHA!

2points

Muhammad Abdelilah 3 years ago

This comment has been deleted.

1point

Leina Nightray 9 years ago

For once, I approve

1point

Christopher Chang 9 years ago

Do not consume (eat or drink).

1point

Sophie the witch 8 years ago

if you say so..

0points

Ile De France 9 years ago

Yes

0points

#59

Funny Chinese Translation Fails

Final score:

15points

POST

Martin 9 years ago

....brought to you by Jolly Green Giant

8points

Francis Powell 7 years ago

That’s why he’s so jolly

1point

Wyll Gonron 8 years ago

firsting thing in my mind.... "tentacles"... second "eww...."

1point

#60

Funny Translation Fails

Final score:

15points

POST

Ziyang Hu 9 years ago

This translation is accurate. Nothing wrong.

5points

Peter Rich 5 years ago

A better translation would probably be, "no eating the wildlife" or "do not eat the wildlife."

1point

Robert Bailey 9 years ago

It is only Potential food

1point

Jameer 3 years ago

Seems kinda normal

0points

Nicky Zhang 6 years ago

The most accurate one yet

0points

Emmanuel Christian 9 years ago

yet ... for some

0points

Pinkamena 9 years ago

Yes, nothing funny.

0points

Tillie Martinussen 9 years ago

O, so funny. And adorable! X'D

0points

Martin 9 years ago

Unless they are Cats &/or Children.

-2points

Jack Harris 2 years ago

What‽

1point

#61

Funny Chinese Translation Fails

Final score:

14points

POST

Franklin Bacon 9 years ago

?? I eat this often.

6points

Karen Stauffer 9 years ago

Why is this wrong?

2points

Rather not Say 4 years ago

i guess some people just went "hey, we don't eat gluten, must be inaccurate than"

0points

Lincoln Xu 5 years ago

This is actually accurate

0points

Jia Kia 5 years ago

Not wrong at all, they taste delicious!

0points

Nicky Zhang 6 years ago

Pretty accurate

0points

Wyll Gonron 8 years ago

at least you don't need to read those tiny letters on the side....

0points

Tillie Martinussen 9 years ago

Awesome! XD

0points

#62

Funny Chinese Translation Fails

Final score:

12points

POST

Karen Stauffer 9 years ago

Deep fried bean curd with odor?

12points

Leina Nightray 9 years ago

The water fries the potato ?!

2points

Remy Dhami 6 years ago

Like Winnie The Pooh but with potatoes

1point

Lizzy J 2 years ago

Deep fried bean curd.. with odor

0points

Shiba Inu 3 years ago

Potato The 'C**p'!!

0points

meow point1 8 years ago

Someone hates potatoes.

0points

#63

Funny Chinese Translation Fails

Final score:

12points

POST

Michel Guntern 9 years ago

No matter what you do, you are the best.

13points

Lazy Panda 9 years ago

2nd quote- Yep that's me

3points

Dillon .Taylor 4 years ago

RELATABLE LOL

1point

Pete Harrington 7 years ago

I'm not swimming in that pool!

1point

meow point1 8 years ago

When it says "urinating into the pool", I imagined a man standing in front of a swimming pool, peeing into it and a lifeguard yelling at him.

1point

Robert Bailey 9 years ago

link without comment https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWLwoxqDrfo

0points

Happy Ghost 9 years ago

Liking this comment you are the best ...

-2points

#64

Funny Chinese Translation Fails

Final score:

12points

POST

Michel Guntern 9 years ago

And don't make a noise!

12points

Emmanuel Christian 9 years ago

and don't make a fuss

1point

Pinkamena 9 years ago

At least they won't be sued for this... They DID say to be careful...

3points

4 years ago

Die quietly. This is a library

1point

#65

Funny Chinese Translation Fails

Final score:

12points

POST

Belle Bell 9 years ago

well, one wouldn't want to buy stale c**p.

12points

Happy Ghost 9 years ago

Maybe, it's what you get when you cross a carp with a crab

3points

Minty Cooki1000 6 years ago

at least it's fresh. so don't complain.

2points

Martin 9 years ago

...even the fish is LoL'ing

2points

Shiba Inu 3 years ago

It is crab, not c**p

0points

Eileen Fang 6 years ago

you mean fresh CARP

0points

#66

Funny Chinese Translation Fails

Final score:

11points

POST

Robert Bailey 9 years ago

OK then, I will.

7points

#67

Funny Chinese Translation Fails

Final score:

11points

POST

Michel Guntern 9 years ago

Happy Hour: Whisky and C**k, two for the price of one.

8points

Lou Varner 9 years ago

my favorite combo

3points

Martin 9 years ago

... a little salty tho.

2points

Wyll Gonron 8 years ago

I'd like to order a number 2, I'll be waiting on the back

0points

Shiba Inu 3 years ago

Whisky and C**k, is that c**k a pipe, you gon' suck my d**k for me?? Bish?

-2points

#68

Funny Chinese Translation Fails

Final score:

11points

POST

Martin 9 years ago

Soylent Cream

6points

Ashley Dixon 4 years ago

This tastes very young

1point

Minty Cooki1000 6 years ago

well children ARE young.

0points

Keval Mehta 8 years ago

I'll definitely enjoy the pork floss.Thanks!

0points

Emmanuel Christian 9 years ago

piglet floss? he should have built his house from depleted uranium

0points

Anatoo 9 years ago

Cannibals !

0points

#69

Funny Chinese Translation Fails

Final score:

11points

POST

Belle Bell 9 years ago

i feel so special now *^_^*

13points

Happy Ghost 9 years ago

This should be higher on the list. LOL

3points

Caldinovin 1 year ago

Broken english yet still so sweet ^-^

1point

#70

Funny Translation Fail

Final score:

11points

POST

gedwards1 9 years ago

this has given me a mind-f***

7points

Pinkamena 9 years ago

wtf

3points

Emmanuel Christian 9 years ago

if it is crotch ... why do the picture show a man with a wicked moustache and a joint brow?

1point

meow point1 8 years ago

Is that when someone is thinking about their naughty bits or is it when you want to make sure people don't bump into them? LOL!

0points

Sophia Cai 7 years ago

pretty sure it's a joke.

-1point

#71

China Is Prepared For The Invasion

Final score:

10points

Andrew Ramirez

POST

Michel Guntern 9 years ago

You can not pay in Space Dust.

8points

Andrew Ramirez (Submission author) 9 years ago

Lol

3points

Gabriella Grossi 9 years ago

the ideal stay for the in-laws...

5points

Dillon .Taylor 4 years ago

AM I RIGHT LAUGHING OUT LOUD

2points

meow point1 8 years ago

These might come up once we get into interstellar travel.

1point

Wyll Gonron 8 years ago

quick! call Fox Mulder and Agent K!!

0points

Lea Wheeler 9 years ago

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Andrew Ramirez (Submission author) 9 years ago

I'm sorry, but that guy frequently made racist and sexist comments on posts. Also, hyperbole is extreme exaggeration.

1point

#72

Funny Chinese Translation Fails

Final score:

9points

POST

Jhoa 9 years ago

Comic sans....

12points

Dillon .Taylor 4 years ago

only the best for this company LOL

1point

Minty Cooki1000 6 years ago

so much poo

1point

#73

Funny Chinese Translation Fails

Final score:

9points

POST

Ziyang Hu 9 years ago

It actually says 'halal chicken sausage'

8points

Nicky Zhang 6 years ago

Which technically can be "Muslim Food"

2points

Rose Li 6 years ago

All it says is 清真鸡肉肠

0points

Ildiko Wildeman-van Lunteren 9 years ago

Well, that about covers it. ;-)

0points

Frank Wu 6 years ago

They mean Halal food . They want to express and tell everybody that this product is Halal certified food.

1point

Nicole Chojnacki 9 years ago

Makes it sound as if some people are keeping Muslims as pets, and this is the pet food aisle.

1point

Shiba Inu 3 years ago

Muslim Food??????

0points

#74

Funny Chinese Translation Fails

Final score:

8points

POST

Pinkamena 9 years ago

karma sheep lol

5points

Minty Cooki1000 6 years ago

poor karma sheep

0points

Happy Ghost 9 years ago

what? lol

0points

#75

Funny Translation Fails

Final score:

8points

POST

Petra Rikić 7 years ago

Because we all need an emergency door c**k in our lives.

4points

Dillon .Taylor 4 years ago

preach sister

3points

#76

Desktop Halogen What?

Final score:

8points

Stefano-fan Whodawhatnow

POST

Lincoln Xu 5 years ago

If I eat the pizza, am I a super star?

3points

SkyKidLisa 2 years ago

Yes

0points

Jameer 3 years ago

If i'm angry, i will eat my desktop. jk

0points

Lois Chew 7 years ago

I never knew desktop is edible with a little help of halogen

0points

#77

Carefully Burn

Final score:

8points

Diggy Diegnan

POST

Lazy Panda 9 years ago

YEᔕ ᗷEᑕᗩᑌᔕE ᑎO OᑎE ᗯOᑌᒪᗪ ᗯᗩᑎT TO ᗪᗩᑎGEᖇOᑌᔕᒪY ᗷᑌᖇᑎ TᕼEᗰᔕEᒪᐯEᔕ

10points

Kururi.Orihara 7 years ago

How do you change the sints on your posts?!

1point

Christopher Chang 9 years ago

Careful Hotwater (scald)

1point

Caldinovin 1 year ago

Sounds like an insult

0points

#78

Funny Chinese Translation Fails

Final score:

7points

POST

Lazy Panda 9 years ago

ᗪᑌᗰᑭIᑎG- YOᑌᖇ ᑌGᒪY ᗩᔕᔕ ᕼEᖇE

1point

SkyKidLisa 2 years ago

They forgot the L ._.

-1point

Whater melony 3 years ago

Dumplings

-1point

#79

Funny Chinese Translation Fails

Final score:

7points

POST

Elizabeth Brown 9 years ago

What did W**g do??

11points

Jhoa 9 years ago

He's the dude that had to be executed.

6points

Martin 9 years ago

The Clap.

1point

Jamaluddin Khalifa 8 years ago

he killed the padawans

0points

Kirby 1 year ago

Why they censor w-a-n-g

0points

Potato Boi 5 years ago

burn the w**g

0points

Minty Cooki1000 6 years ago

sorry, w**g. we had no choice.

0points

meow point1 8 years ago

I can only imagine all the dudes wincing while reading this menu.

0points

Pinkamena 9 years ago

But why W**g???

0points

#80

Funny Chinese Translation Fails

Final score:

7points

POST

Ziyang Hu 9 years ago

The Chinese text says more or less the same thing.

6points

Nicky Zhang 6 years ago

It's a threat, "Don't step on the grass or you'll get your a*s beat"

0points

Wyll Gonron 8 years ago

stop insisting! I'll not make a donation!

0points

Annabella Bray 9 years ago

A fair enough trade off!

0points

#81

Funny Chinese Translation Fails

Final score:

7points

POST

Belle Bell 9 years ago

oh! i miss century mart! i never saw one with a time sex thing though... i guess i should have been paying more attention.

5points

Michel Guntern 9 years ago

Four times a day.

2points

Christopher Chang 9 years ago

Disposable products. (1 time usable)

1point

Minty Cooki1000 6 years ago

another thing -_-

0points

meow point1 8 years ago

Sounds like something from a pornographic version of Dr. Who.

0points

#82

Funny Chinese Translation Fails

Final score:

7points

POST

Martin 9 years ago

It wont be lymp much longer....

5points

Sophie the witch 8 years ago

oh god no

2points

TheNerdyDude 3 years ago

Pregnat

1point

Happy Ghost 9 years ago

Pregnant woman massage?

0points

Anatoo 9 years ago

Beuark !

0points

Annabella Bray 9 years ago

I assume that's the limp wristed massage......? ;)

0points

#83

Funny Chinese Translation Fails

Final score:

7points

POST

Elizabeth Brown 9 years ago

Sit here only to tell the truth.

7points

Wyll Gonron 8 years ago

please stand up and look at my face!

2points

#84

Funny Translation Fails

Final score:

7points

POST

Lyone Fein 9 years ago

Ah, Communism!

10points

Ziyang Hu 9 years ago

This one is fairly accurate. Not a fail.

3points

Jhoa 9 years ago

The sign is still hilarious... XD

4points

Belle Bell 9 years ago

still amusing. i don't think that many people in the US tend to think of yo-yos as a "dangerous game"

1point

Christopher Chang 9 years ago

The first 2 sentences are japanese. Maybe this sign is in a glassware store, or machinery shop ? Which may have certain consequences when playing yo-yo in that area.

0points

maryhadalittlelamb 9 years ago

it's a resting room ^^

0points

#85

Funny Chinese Translation Fails

Final score:

6points

POST

Jhoa 9 years ago

Oh dear! I'm not sure if my chicken is authentic enough! D:

8points

#86

Funny Chinese Translation Fails

Final score:

6points

POST

Happy Ghost 9 years ago

what? lol

4points

4 years ago

Big breasts do tend to have magnetic energy, yes

2points

Jack Harris 2 years ago

😂 You won the Internet today!

2points

#87

Chothes Sandwich?

Final score:

6points

Stefano-fan Whodawhatnow

POST

alexmohr3570 9 years ago

Whose chothes are being made into sandwiches here...?

6points

Wyll Gonron 8 years ago

yeah! you wouldn't want to bite someone's underwear by mistake, right?

1point

Lou Varner 9 years ago

no thank you

1point

Keval Mehta 8 years ago

My chothes!!!

0points

#88

Funny Chinese Translation Fails

Final score:

5points

POST

Georgia Stergiadis 9 years ago

What the...?

4points

Lincoln Xu 5 years ago

Who again puts c**p on a stick?

0points

Petra Rikić 7 years ago

Well, at least they're being honest about what kind of food they give out.

0points

#89

Funny Chinese Translation Fails

Final score:

5points

POST

Mr. Entertain & Clock 8 years ago

I'm not sure if it's hungry though.

4points

Happy Ghost 9 years ago

what?

0points

#90

Funny Chinese Translation Fails

Final score:

5points

POST

Anne Rouffignac 9 years ago

Sounds like fun!

5points

Wyll Gonron 8 years ago

Meet the Robinsons?

0points

Mishka Katira 4 years ago

is this minecraft? because minecraft has bubble elevators.

-1point

#91

Funny Chinese Translation Fails

Final score:

4points

POST

Petra Rikić 7 years ago

Make sure your germs are domesticated first, the wild ones hate soup.

4points

Keval Mehta 8 years ago

How cool! Wild germs, yummy.....

0points

#92

Funny Chinese Translation Fails

Final score:

4points

POST

Lizard Gaming_YT 4 years ago

I read Chinese, and yes, the translation is accurate however, if I was translating I would write, caution watch out for flowers and plants

4points

Jhoa 9 years ago

We only sell careful plants here!

2points

Caldinovin 1 year ago

No clumsy plants here.

1point

#93

Funny Chinese Translation Fails

Final score:

4points

POST

alexmohr3570 9 years ago

Thanks!!

8points

Petra Rikić 7 years ago

Do you recommend taking it in a plastic bag or?

1point

Mr. Entertain & Clock 8 years ago

Don't waste.

1point

#94

Funny Chinese Translation Fails

Final score:

4points

POST

Minty Cooki1000 6 years ago

defeats purpose of pools...

3points

meow point1 8 years ago

So we're not allowed to swim?

2points

#95

On The Drug Pepper

Final score:

4points

Christian Mo

POST

Petra Rikić 7 years ago

Poor drug pepper.

3points

#96

Funny Chinese Translation Fails

Final score:

3points

POST

Ris 9 years ago

Only datcunt

11points

#97

Funny Chinese Translation Fails

Final score:

3points

POST

Neo Soemardjan 9 years ago

Ditto

1point

Happy Ghost 9 years ago

LOL!

0points

#98

Well, It Is!

Final score:

3points

Jeff Yen

POST

Emmanuel Christian 9 years ago

the only thing

4points

SkyKidLisa 2 years ago

The one and only

1point

MasterProcrastinator 3 years ago

The Addams are not going to be happy

1point

Minty Cooki1000 6 years ago

ANOTHER thing. ??!!?!?!?

0points

Nicky Zhang 6 years ago

Pretty true, ain't nobody really know what vegetarian chicken

0points

#99

Funny Chinese Translation Fails

Final score:

2points

POST

Jhoa 9 years ago

It's W**g again!

12points

chrisou 9 years ago

I guess the execution didn't go too well.

4points

Jim Phoenix 9 years ago

He got burned to death and they used certain parts of him for seasoning😅

1point

Anatoo 9 years ago

That poor W**g !

1point

Caldinovin 1 year ago

I guess this is why W**g had to burn.

0points

Potato Boi 5 years ago

99 ranch market lol

0points

Minty Cooki1000 6 years ago

His ashes have been used as a seasoning. He got credit at least.

0points

Jake Herring 8 years ago

Mmm just what I wanted

0points

Christopher Chang 9 years ago

Korean Seasoned Seaweed

0points

#100

Funny Chinese Translation Fails

Final score:

2points

POST

Annabella Bray 9 years ago

I hope the scenic area waterfall comes next!

7points

Mr. Entertain & Clock 8 years ago

Then put it out.

0points

#101

Special Pillow

Final score:

2points

Brad Carlson

POST

Willi Waldmaus 9 years ago

http://www.chineseherbshealing.com/cassia-seed/

2points

Willi Waldmaus 9 years ago

Wow, I just realized that my comment looks like link spam - it isn't, it's a link to an explanation of what makes the pillow special.

2points

Lou Varner 9 years ago

Semen pillow?

1point

chimken 🇺🇦 3 years ago

I don’t want to be forced into sleeping well-

0points

Petra Rikić 7 years ago

Semen pillow? I can get that in my guy friend's house for free.

0points

Karen Stauffer 9 years ago

..?

0points

#102

Thinking About You Too!

Final score:

2points

Marie-Cecile Weijermans

POST

Mr. Entertain & Clock 8 years ago

ok?

4points

Hasski 6 years ago

I never think I have a nice day

3points

Minty Cooki1000 6 years ago

think you! you nave a nice day too!

1point

Petra Rikić 7 years ago

Yeah, do not think I had a bad day.

1point

SkyKidLisa 2 years ago

Think you, nave a nice day! - Thinks! Nave a nice day, you too!

0points

Buzzy Bee 3 years ago

lol

0points

#103

Intercourses Anybody?

Final score:

2points

Todd Williams

POST

Petra Rikić 7 years ago

Non-friendly intercourses are not welcome!

5points

Keval Mehta 8 years ago

I support you!

0points

#104

Too Descriptive...

Final score:

2points

Veester

POST

Wyll Gonron 8 years ago

Lard must have some pretty men for that price

4points

Martin 9 years ago

Thats pretty pricey for tripe.

2points

#105

Big Game Hunting

Final score:

2points

Tony Bruce-Mullins

POST

Happy Ghost 9 years ago

moose? lol

5points

Lincoln Xu 5 years ago

Does this mean I get to catch mooses?

1point

Keval Mehta 8 years ago

Thanks! I would love to catch some moose!

1point

Jim Phoenix 9 years ago

Lol mice grow into moose when they mature 😜

1point

Caldinovin 1 year ago

Only available in Canada

0points

Joshua El-Samalouti 6 years ago

don't you guys have tiny moose in your kitchen?

0points

Sigrid Vinter 9 years ago

French translation is also almost accurate

0points

#106

Funny Chinese Translation Fails

Final score:

1point

POST

alexmohr3570 9 years ago

All you introverted cars over there! We only want social cars!

7points

Lincoln Xu 5 years ago

What happened about social distancing?

1point

Buzzy Bee 3 years ago

wdym social cars?

0points