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Even though we can all vaguely know what to expect on any given internet page, the truth is that humans are unpredictable and chaotic, so some days, you’ll be exposed to ideas you never would have thought of. Fortunately (or unfortunately, depending on who you ask) anyone can share what they see for posterity.

We’ve gathered some of the most unhinged, random and bizarre from people who saw something interesting online and knew they had to save it. So get comfortable as you scroll through, upvote your favorites and be sure to share your thoughts in the comments down below.

#1

Nice Try Peta, We Ain't Having It

Screenshot of a weird Twitter exchange about Steve Irwin and wildlife conservation from internet screenshots collection.

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G A
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4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Peta can go fvck themselves.

WindySwede
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4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So quite as go(o)d as televangelism?

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Lady Eowyn
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4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

PETA supposedly stands for People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals. They are anything but ethical. If you want to donate to help animals, help a local shelter or rescue group.

nut nibbler
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4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So not People Eradicating The Animals then

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Ben Aziza
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4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What kind of mind looks at anything that Steve Irwin was doing and manage to come up with something negative to say? Only a sick twisted demented abhorrent mind, I would say. THAT is why I believe the hearsay of mass euthanasia and eco terrorist links that PETA is associated with...

WubiDubi
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4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Scr3w peta with a porcupine.

Enuya
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4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Come on! What did a poor porcupine do to you?

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Laura MG
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4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I absolutely support animal rights but PETA is RABID

James016
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4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Remind me how many pets have PETA kidnapped and euthanised?

Gina Oxford
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4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Really????? (I live under a rock most times. ). WOW, I always thought that they were for good. VERY thankful I read this thread.

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Sarah
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4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Avoid them Like the plague

Radek Suski
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4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Peta is the Elon Musk of animal charities

David Jackson
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4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They even tried to steal a dog from a homeless man when the dog clearly wanted to stay with the man

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    #2

    Why Do Women Cry When Angry?

    Screenshot of a weird internet exchange showing a humorous response about why women cry when angry.

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    Aroace tiger (she/they/he)
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its because, if i remember correctly, any strong emotion can make you cry, its your body trying to calm down if its too much

    Bored Sailor
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Upvote because it is not a woman thing only as a man I can tell you it happens to us as well. I would say more tearing up and not so much crying.

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    Nizumi
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    4 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have actually told someone in the past "Be happy I'm crying, that means I'm angry and upset. If I'm not crying that means I'm angry and calm. And if I'm calm - I'm planning."

    Tabitha
    Community Member
    4 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There’s the old joke about a couple who have been married a long time being asked if they ever considered divorce. Their answer was, “Divorce? Never! Murder, on the other hand…” I’ve been married almost a quarter of a century, and I can tell you that joke has a load of truth to it. We have had arguments that included tears (on both sides, btw), but we always sorted it out. That’s part of the hard work that goes into marriage.

    The Majestic Opossum
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep! Just told a couple of single friends (in front of my husband) "Oh, he is absolutely my best friend! But that doesn't mean I haven't considered putting a pillow over his face while he sleeps." They looked horrified, but my husband of 15 years nodded enthusiastically in agreement 😂

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    Crystalwitch60
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cos murder is illegal !!! so crying is safer for YOU !!

    Jeolas1
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to cry when I was angry because expressing the anger was not allowed. When I allow myself to express my anger, there are no tears.

    Son of Philosoraptor
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Women are screwed in the western corporate world because during horrible conversations, biologically men tend to lock up and contemplate unaliving the speaker while women lock up and their faces start to leak against their own will. This is from seeing it a hundred times, not a guess. Plus my anthro degree.

    michelle
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    because we are shedding liquid rage

    Schnitzel
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a tendency to laugh when I get really bad news :-/

    Trashy Panda
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do men get scary when angry?

    Asmodeus Hare
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Society shuns a crying man so the anger gets cycled through again in hopes some other outlet takes some steam out of it. So we look like we are about to skin someone with bare hands

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    #3

    But Be Careful

    Screenshot of a weird internet exchange between two users involving a humorous and explicit wordplay comment.

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    Yrral Spavit
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good luck. Can hardly get mine to take a pill let alone sit still for shaving

    Bianca
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ups, there goes the coffee....great comment

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    Auntriarch
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    4 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why not just get a sphinx

    Earonn -
    Community Member
    4 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope the people around him call him forever "Shaved-Pvssy-Daniel. F**k these sexist swine.

    Abel
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor puppy! Do not shave it!

    Eppe
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BP posts about püssy. BP censors the word püssy.

    Son of Philosoraptor
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly as a father of a daughter, shaved is too close to "infant" and please God let your adult hair grow.

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a daughter of a father, we don't care what our dads or other daughters' dads think about our hoohas or what they look like when shaved. I wax every couple of months for cleanliness and ease of washing during my period. I guarantee you I don't wax it for "A MAN" (or a woman or someone who is NB) as I've been the only one with access rights to my hwatchacha for the last 6 years or so. I'm waxing my bajingo because I want to, and I like it waxed and smooth and hairless, and I don't care what you, God, or my dad think. I mean, my dad's dead, but that's not the point. Why are you so concerned with the smoothness of women's genitalia and length of their vajayjay-hair? It doesn't belong to you. You don't get a say.

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    tori Ohno
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You like prepubescent little girls? I think it's so gross that men find that attractive.

    Dragons Exist
    Community Member
    4 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How in the world does preferring shaved pubes (or, related (because I've seen people say this a lot), small breasts) make someone a pédo?

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    The Darkest Timeline
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I prefer it trimmed but women can wear it any way they like

    turk
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like he prefers his women to have genitalia like children.

    Dragons Exist
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're saying that children can't have pubes? What?

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    Dragons Exist
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why the héll are there THREE different comments saying that liking shaved pubes means that they like childrens' genitals? What the fúck

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    Browsing the internet is sort of like attending a free exhibition of art students presenting their work, there can be such a random mix of ideas, good and bad, at any time. Sometimes, it resembles an enormous city environment, complete with surprise street art you didn't ask to see but can't resist taking a photo of.

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    A tweet with a ridiculously over‐the‐top typo, a Facebook status carelessly shared publicly, or a random console glitch on someone's livestream, any of them can freeze you mid‑scroll and refuse to let you move on. It might be an autocorrect that has gone utterly insane in a work group chat, a rapid-fire meme one of your co-workers quickly crafted in the comments section on a real news post, or one of the bizarre product descriptions on some marginal marketplace site that promises a life-changing gadget. Anything that registers the right combination of absurdity, retro, or poetic intersection is screenshot worthy.

    #4

    The Prophecy Has Been Fulfilled

    Screenshot of Reddit posts about rental cars muting audio until seatbelt is fastened, illustrating weird internet moments.

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    Nimitz
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thinking about how my dumb fuq mother's husband uses clips and plugs to defeat seatbelt warnings. Selfish piece of s**t says "It's my right," or, "if it's my time to go..." Meanwhile, the dumb c**t has a daughter and wife who depend on him and doesn't give a single solitary f**k about the emotional wellbeing of the person involved in the collision that kills him... If you do the same, you're a real piece of s**t

    Sarah
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Show him this massively effective ad from Ireland. He is so selfish… it’s not just about him.. it’s him being thrown from Impact of a crash and full force head butting passengers. https://youtu.be/NsPFJAiPe5M

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    Crystalwitch60
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good idea !, seat belts save lives , they ain’t in cars for the sheer hell of it , USE THEM !!

    JK
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a 1994 Mazda that even when I was buckled up would ding. So a friend shorted it to stop it from dinging, but I always buckle. Another little tip I've already posted: police have told me that windows should be either all the way up or all the way down to avoid brutal injuries in the case of an accident. Done with my PSA for the day.

    Jas Warner
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uh, wouldn't work. I know someone who buckled the seat belt behind them

    Peggygirl
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You would not believe HOW MANY Florida drivers meet their maker because they don't wear seat belts. It's incredible.

    WubiDubi
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *watches taxi driver cut off the buckle and insert it*

    Robert T
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great, so now I have to put my seatbelt on to listen to music in the garage whilst I'm cleaning the car!

    fly on the wall
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just do up the seat belt if the alert sounds. Though it is the weight on the seat that triggers the circuit that prompts for the seat belt.

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    Enuya
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ideally, the car shouldn't be able to ignite unless you wear your seatbelt

    Margaret Wartime
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No no, that wouldn’t work. Many people start their cars and let them warm up, or park their cars and get out briefly while the ignition is still running. BUT some vehicles won’t even let you shift out of Park without the seatbelt buckled. That’s a better idea :)

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    wayne whitson
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "NO SEATBELTS. WE DIE AS MEN"!!!(sarcasm)

    Glix Drap
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would be a bonus for me (joking). My car unmutes the radio every time you start it. Even if you turn the volume down to zero or turn on mute it still comes on at a slight volume when you start the car. The solution is to swap to CD without one being loaded. Bloody stupid design.

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    #5

    An R/Askreddit Post Answered Itself

    Reddit post with a funny comment about something enjoyed by both adults and kids, featuring a smiling dog.

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    Abel
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    See? A happy unshaved puppy!

    Mreoww
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perfect answer 👍🏻

    nottheactualphoto
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I believe you're not allowed to have beer until you're five years old.

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    Ben Aziza
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You could not engineer a dog that cute.

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    #6

    This Tear Perking Comment Under A Youtube Video

    Screenshot of a funny internet comment sharing a heartfelt story about watching Cowboys and Aliens with grandfather.

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    Mreoww
    Community Member
    4 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awww. My grandpa, on the other hand, was utterly obsessed with horror movies. He somehow managed to drag half the family into watching horror movies with him. I don’t even like the horror genre but I’d still find myself watching with him.

    detective miller's hat
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My granny LOVED horror films, and she was so excited when I got into them as a kid, as no one else would watch them with her. Never would have expected this tiny old lady from bumfucĸ nowhere Ireland would be staying up late to watch a Hellraiser marathon. I miss her.

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    Lady Eowyn
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I liked Cowboys and Aliens.

    Saint_Zipcodus
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It has both Harrison Ford and Daniel Craig (in tight pants). What's not to like?

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    Mi So
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    D**n. Some people got cool grandpas. Mine just watched the news channel; yes, the one with the ticker across the bottom. 🥴

    Glenn Cuneo
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I happened to really like cowboys vs aliens, a good entertaining movie. Also liked waterworld as well...

    T'Mar of Vulcan
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My father, OTOH, liked Steven Seagal movies (from his early oeuvre) and would say to me, "Put on that one where he's in a coma [Hard to K**l]. Put on that one where he's looking for Richie. [I feign not knowing.] You know, that one where he shoots the guy's leg off. [Out for Justice] Put on that one where he breaks the guy's back over his knee. [Marked for Death]" For years after he died, every time I saw a Steven Seagal DVD I would reach out my hand to buy it for my dad, then remember. :( But Dad would not have liked SS's horrible behaviour or his later movies.

    Child of the Stars
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My grandma and I watched Cadfael on PBS Mystery! together years ago. It kicked off my love of British TV. She's been gone for 10 years now, and I still watch the whole series every year and think of her.

    LovesBerk
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the books more than the series. But I love Derek Jacobi. One of the finest actors ever.

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    Victorious Foxx
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    4 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only time I ever spent solo with my grandfather was when my paternal grandmother dropped me off at the wrong house in the 70s. The homeowner called the police when she found me alone on her doorstep. My grandpa had to pick me up from the police station and promptly took me to Jewel where my grandmother was working and I got to sit on a bench and eat marshmallows and people watch while she finished her shift. It was a great 10 minutes of quality time. 🙄.

    Amy B
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband and I watched this on our first date. We decided we should watch it every year on our anniversary, it's so bad we've bailed every time! We can't put ourselves through that again.

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    And of course, there are the mysterious recesses of the web: 404 pages that include humorous cartoons, captcha puzzles so strange they amount to modern art, or error messages in ancient fonts that are like time capsules from the dawn of the net. You might be able to capture an escaped CSS glitch on your favorite website that makes the header wander aimlessly around the page, or a "Site Under Maintenance" notice that inadvertently shares a joke.

    #7

    That's Gonna Escalate Quickly

    Text conversation meme about weird internet moments where someone asks to be undressed with words and the reply mentions a spider in a bra.

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    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If there's a spider in my bra, it's the spider who's in trouble

    Nicola Roberts
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was in front of a mirror when I felt something land on my head. Yes you guessed it. I'm telling you those African tribal dances had nothing on me!

    Papa
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I felt something on my head three days ago. It turns out it was yellow jackets. The swelling still hasn't gone down.

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    Not-a-Clue (she/her)
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A neighbour once knocked to check we were ok after hearing a lot of banging and shouting of "die you b*****d" ...

    2x4b523p
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also had neighbours knocking when I lived in apartment building and accidentally touched a massive hairy spider while cleaning. That scream was horror material.

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    Son of Philosoraptor
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I come into the bedroom because my x wife is screaming blue murder.I am surprised to find her tearing her clothes off... naked she yells spider! True story.

    KatSaidWhat
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What kind of spider? What country are we in?

    Dragons Exist
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "we've been vacationing in Perth, Australia for the past week and there's a spider in your bra"

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    Jules
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This made me laugh out loud literally

    Crystalwitch60
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol wouldn’t me I love spiders lol I’d simply catch it , n put it safely outside , unless it’s cold n wet out then it can stay inside ❤️

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    #8

    Makes So Much Sense

    Pie chart humorously illustrating sky, sunny side, and shady side of a pyramid, showcasing weird internet moments captured in screenshots.

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    Jaya
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's wonderful how our brains just turn the piramid into a 3d object. I cannot see it as just 3 coloured pie slices.

    Unicorn Handstand
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somehow, I saw the pie slices first....I need a nap

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    Greg Kuhl
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now that is the funniest thing I've seen today.

    Andrew Keir
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    citation needed - and maybe some data, for lagniappe ?

    Cathy Carey
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sorry I need the lines Is the shade about 1/15?

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    #9

    ⚆ _ ⚆

    Man standing in trash-filled area before and after cleanup challenge showing bags of collected waste for weird internet moment screenshot.

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    Sarah K
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least he did something.

    Paulina
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think the comment was meant to be malicious. It's "a hell of a deal" as in "it's a great thing" for Earth.

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    Earonn -
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It should be the norm that there is no trash to clean up.

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    Charlie the Cat
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But if it inspires just one person to do the same thing, then that's fantastic.

    Jaya
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of the most wholesome trends. By the way, I like how these pictures give the impression that cleaning up trash makes you really ripped.

    Susie Elle
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Take all my fake internet points

    Pyla
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sharing it might inspire others. Beats eating Tide pods.

    Breadcrumb.
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tip for "trespassing". If you wanna get to that nice beach front but you need to walk through a rich persons property. Bring a bag and collect the plastic on the beach and if they yell at you tell them you're just "cleaning the beach" and throw them a peace sign. ✌️ win win

    J J
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now you have to question if he staged the trash for for views.

    T Lee Mac
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plot twist…Pictures are backwards. The bags are all the trash he dumped there for internet points.

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    Glenn Milliken
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too bad there's 50,000 other influencers making the trash and destroying s**t

    CooperDooper81
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have a totally underutilized potential workforce of prison inmates who should be doing this 365 days.

    Gina Oxford
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our county used to do that. Until Covid hit. Now our back roads are covered in trash.

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    Reddit posts that descend into happy anarchy, Instagram comment streams taken over by in-crowd jokes and sarcasm, and TikTok captions posing the unfiltered, uncensored views of strangers, those find their way into our screenshot folders as well, where they mix with memes, cute animal vids, and breaking news.

    #10

    I Mean Technically He's Right

    Screenshot of a social media post showing a weird internet group where all members talk in lowercase.

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    Nadine Debard
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would be lowkey irritating

    NapQueen
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would actually drive me crazy.

    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    keeping things on the low low.

    Holly Herr
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From his 20s to 50s my uncle used to print like a typewriter and never capitalized anything.

    Mike Rodrick
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good for them & we ALL should.

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    #11

    Mad Lad

    Screenshot of a weird internet post about a teacher's strange behavior in the PE changing room shared online.

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    Undercover
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Insane plot twist 😂

    Abel
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is like the joke "Mom I dont want to go to school!" "You are the school principal..."

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    KatSaidWhat
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😆 I was already going to hell for laughing at other things...

    Karmageddon
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He did the same in middle school, back when he was 20.

    Emilu
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a teacher in high school who, at camp, wanted the guys to “get their wet naked bodies out of the showers now”. I think it was just a joke that fell flat, but yeah, nobody wanted to do his classes beyond what was compulsory.

    Saint_Zipcodus
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He works as a sales manager for BMW now

    G A
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And he was the geography teacher not the PE teacher

    QuincyForrest
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hah! More likely the math teacher. And we wondered what it was about math class that always put us off a little.

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    #12

    Sounds Right

    Screenshot of tweets highlighting a police incident where commands were ignored before a fatal shooting, capturing internet weirdness.

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    G A
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    4 months ago

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    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least they sent her to jail. Not for enough time though.

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    Alex Martin
    Community Member
    4 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She was off duty and in her apartment building. She claims to have been confused and gone to the wrong apartment. She was convicted of murder and sentenced to 10 years. Was just denied parole. Civil jury awarded the family of Bothan Jean $100 million which may as well have been $100 trillion because the imprisoned former police officer likely had minimal assets and liability insurance and the 36 cents she makes an hour at the prison isn't going to go very far.

    Andrew Keir
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So the penalty for not obeying any random command from the police is déáth? No due process? Sucks to be deaf, then ...

    Queen Boudicca
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where you been? Sucks to be young, black, and male, too. Or having a mental crisis. Or in the wrong neighborhood. Or brown.

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    The Scout
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The old "I am American, I can shoot whom I please" mantra at work... Maybe just train your police before sending them out? Police training is 29 weeks in Texas, which are mostly spent with shooting training. To compare, e.g. in Germany it is a combined apprencticeship / study encompassing everything from psychology to traffic science, with the mid-level training program typically lasting 2.5 to 3 years, while the dual study program for the higher service typically lasts 3 years and leads to a bachelor's degree. Training to become a police constable in the UK is either a two-year program that combines learning at the training center and practical work, or a three-year degree program (Police Constable Degree Apprenticeship), which includes a university degree and also includes practical experience. The states basically give people a gun and tell them "you are the law now".

    Norm Gilmore
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    20 weeks basic in NZ but that is followed by a 2 year supervised probationary period. And our police don't carry firearms though specialised persons are on call.

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    Zann
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate most cops already, this has not helped the cause..

    Tom
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I m******d someone but now am afraid of consequences so i`m making up stories - what a 'trained' police person.. (but then, what would one expect of a group where some unleash a torrent of bullets at a falling acorn)

    Lori Gibbs
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just a minute, I have to get my hearing aids from the bedroom.

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    Even life's darker corners on the internet can be treasure troves for shareable moments. A receipt accompanied by a cryptic discount, a calendar reminder informing you of a meeting you never scheduled, or a strangely specific Google Doodle on your birthday calendar, all of these small, random glitches salt our days.

    #13

    Right In The Feels

    Screenshot of a weird internet conversation with a human and a duck exchanging funny messages.

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    Rika
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A man in France made the news after his wife caught him having s*x with a chicken and obviously reported him to the police. At his trial, he said he was sad she decided to ask for divorce over something like that.

    Tabitha
    Community Member
    4 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A live chicken, or one from the grocery store? I mean, either way it’s abnormal, my concern is for the chicken if it was alive.

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    Abel
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To have s*x with animals is wrong! 😆

    Billo66
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    Premium
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The military felt it necessary to add that having sexual relations with poultry, dead or alive, is forbidden. I hate knowing that there had to have been an incident (or several) to have to put it in the rules/laws or whatever.

    A completely normal chair.
    Community Member
    4 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Duck might be an undercover cop trying to locate creeps.

    LovesBerk
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So having s.ex with an apple pie is OK but not with a chicken? (Movie, American Pie for those who didn't know).

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I wish I knew how to quack you."

    John L
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dare I ask....you know what, nevermind.

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    #14

    When You Thought It Was Going To Be A Silent One

    Police and K9 on a rural road after a suspect was found due to a loud fart in a weird internet moment screenshot.

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    SheamusFanFrom1987
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Suspect: They'll never find me... *POOT!* Ahh, fart it...! XP

    G A
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor, poor sniffer dogs. They had to be retired permanently.

    Abel
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The dog: "They dont pay me enough! Bye!"

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    Yrral Spavit
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hard to be a tough guy in prison after someone asks "so how'd you get caught?"

    NapQueen
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better out than in, they say!

    Andrew Keir
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apart from, he's now 'inside' for quite a smell - I mean spell ...

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    GPawesomeness
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of the true story where the people came home, one of them told a joke and found the burglar when he started laughing.......

    Tabitha
    Community Member
    4 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You have to learn to hold your cheeks apart if you need to fart silently—-although the smell alone would be a dead giveaway.

    Billo66
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha! A guy here was caught by a booger. He sneezed while robbing a pharmacy. DNA got him.

    Abel
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    PRRRRT! "What was that!? Caught! 😆

    KatSaidWhat
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like this could happen to me...

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    #15

    Why Was The Egg Banned?

    Screenshot of a weird internet post comparing dangers of an egg and owning 300 guns, illustrating odd internet moments.

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    JB
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kinder Surprise: linked to 9 deaths total, for all years and all countries. Guns: 46,000 deaths from firearm injuries ANNUALLY in the US. I swear it's like having laws written by someone who's been kicked in the head by a horse!

    🇺🇦 🇵🇸 TribbleThinking
    Community Member
    4 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or had a part of their brain shot off and they survived. And bonded with guns because it was the first thing they saw after waking up from being shot.

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    Rika
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know it's a meme, but it wasn't even funny to begin with. America never thought Kinder eggs were "dangerous", the law just bans food from containing non-edible items. Kinder eggs are a well-known case, but if you're in prison and Ma Dalton brings you a pie with the cell key baked into it, she'll get charged for that too.

    Verena
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I doubt that the key sits in an egg-sized plastic capsule which is a) far bigger than the mouth of a child, b) a hell of a trouble to open, c) sits in a plastic bag and d) the cake has a "only above 3 years and under supervision" sticker blaring in your face.

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    Verena
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And yet pennies are hidden in cakes, and Kinder Joy is not banned, even though the choking hazard is even higher than with the Surprise. The Surprise wrapper has a "only above 3 years and under supervision" sticker blaring in your face. The egg-sized plastic capsule is a) far bigger than the mouth of a child, b) a hell of a trouble to open and c) the toy sits in a plastic bag.

    Anthony Elmore
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, what? We're supposed to be hiding pennies in cakes? As an American, why was I not informed of this?

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    Amanda
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There’s probably a lot of weirdos out there who enjoy choking on a gun

    Abel
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kids around 2 years old tend to eat everything they see. Edible or not 😧

    Verena
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The wrapper has a "only above 3 years and under supervision" sticker blaring in your face. The egg-sized plastic capsule is a) far bigger than the mouth of a child, b) a hell of a trouble to open and the toy sits in a plastic bag. So the "toy hidden in something edible" is by far less dangerous than the penny in your Christmas cake.

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    Yrral Spavit
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is it with USians? Always whining about the economy but have $20k in guns.

    Johnnynatfan
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is stupid. Yes we have a gun problem and its a f*****g travesty that there are enough members in congress owned by the gun lobby that nothing gets done but dont act like choking hazards for small kids is not real and should be dealt with.

    Enuya
    Community Member
    4 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's peculiar how in most European countries kids are eating them since decades (I was eating them as a kid almost 30 years ago... da*n...) and yet they're not dropping d*ad left and right.

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    BrunoVI
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rule one of gun safety: Always know whether your gun is loaded. No surprises!

    Enuya
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rule one of gun safety: Don't own the gun, then you don't have to worry if it's loaded. (Rule two: Always assume that gun is loaded.)

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    #16

    This Is So True

    Text post humor about cleaning a room by finding old items and staring nostalgically, illustrating weird internet moments.

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    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right that's it, I'm off to search my house for hidden cameras

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I offered my organization/decluttering services with great appreciation from customers. My space? An absolute nightmare. It's so much easier to get rid of other people's stuff.

    Abel
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Oh look! I found a treasure!"

    LovesBerk
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That happens to me when I tidy my overstuffed cupboards.

    #17

    I Can’t Even Begin

    Reddit post asking which subs Jesus would subscribe to with a humorous "r/nailedit" comment screenshot.

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    Roxie Carter
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm an atheist and even I feel guilty for laughing at that.

    T Lee Mac
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His recommended exercise routine for abs is CrossFit.

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    Billo66
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    Premium
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jokes like this make him cross.

    Billo66
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Side note. Why do people worship the instrument of his demise? What if we wore sniper rifle necklaces to honor JFK? What a silly world we live in. Can't wait for the afterparty.

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    Rafael
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would he be into editing nails, and how do you evenOOOOH never mind got it

    Kim Steffen
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jesus walked into a motel, put 3 nails on the counter and asked "Can you put me up for the night?".

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    #18

    I’m Never Watching Zootopia The Same Way Again

    Screenshot of a weird Disney movie scene with a funny animal face, highlighting internet screenshot moments.

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    The Scout
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seeing the long history of hidden "adult" easter eggs in Disney movies, this most probably is no coincidence.

    SheamusFanFrom1987
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did I order the wrong Zootopia...? -_-" XP

    Glix Drap
    Community Member
    4 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For a second there I thought the fox was eating a pùssy, then I realised it was a bunny.

    CPooh
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never seen the movie… what is actually supposed to be happening in this scene?

    Motivated sloth
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have seen the movie and don’t know what’s happening here.

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    Anony Mouse
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He’ll get a hare stick in his teeth.

    nut nibbler
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could be worse, they could have had the character as a beaver.

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    #19

    *watermelons Having Better Social Life Than Me*

    Two Facebook community pages with opposing names about seedless watermelons and Catholics, highlighting internet weirdness.

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    WindySwede
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone knows the score today?

    Az Oz
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are lots of copy groups, but Seedless watermelons against Catholics has 24k members

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    Sarah K
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Team Watermelon for the win!! 🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉

    Dread Pirate Roberts
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are Catholics against seedless watermelons? 😆 I don't know any like that

    murmelinpaiva
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this why churches are against gays? Because a lot of them do not produce a new crop of congregants?

    Radek Suski
    Community Member
    4 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It still can't beat "Christians against satellites"

    Glix Drap
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    UK Green Party members are known as watermelons - green on the outside and red on the inside.

    Bill Swallow
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Religion has nothing to do with it, but I absolutely HATE "Seedless" watermelons. They LIE! They still have seeds, but now they're too small to easily spit out, like with classic watermelons. The seeds from these so-called 'seedless' mutants are annoying as h3ll, time-consuming and difficult to dispose of, and completely ruin the watermelon eating experience, and I will d!e on this hill.

    Steve Kadner
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey Bill, can't you just Swallow the little seeds?

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    quentariel
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone else bothered about how the seedless watermelons have seeds in the picture? At least the watermelons against Catholics got their seedlessness right.

    KatSaidWhat
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think you misunderstood - the catholics want their watermelons with seeds.

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    Crystalwitch60
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wtf have the water melons done to catholics lol really , ow I have seen it all 😂

    Queen Boudicca
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You'd think they would be against the seeded ones...spilling their seeds on the ground and all.

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    LovesBerk
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What in the hell has this got to do with Christianity????

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    #20

    Not A Ww3 Related Post

    Man using pillow legs to prop up bunk bed showing weird internet moment captured in a screenshot for unusual creativity.

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    John L
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Saw a better one where they used elongated plastic bags and they were laying in the tubes. One fan was cooling 4 peeps.

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    JL
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As long as they're clean and not full of old farts...

    Andrew Keir
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Took me several looks to realise how that works

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've used dryer vent hose to circulate air into certain areas.

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    #21

    10/10 Would Run Around In Circles Again

    Screenshot of a weird internet conversation with users humorously discussing running in circles to escape an assassin.

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    G A
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must have been a big pillar, otherwise matey could have just turned round and waited...

    Tabitha
    Community Member
    4 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depending on how long ago and what Dad’s parenting type was, the kid probably ran around a pillar or a table to keep from getting spanked or swatted by their father. I was born in 1960, during the era when spanking your children was acceptable, and raised by old school “greatest generation” parents who had four boys before I came along, so that particular scenario is sadly VERY familiar to me.

    Nicola Roberts
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen this clip with a dog and a chicken. Even they figured it out 🤷‍♀️

    #22

    That's When You Know They Have Lost It

    Tweet screenshot showing a humorous internet post about pets and mirrors, highlighting weird internet moments captured.

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    NapQueen
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup! And I show my dog pictures of himself, too.

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have shown Stilgar (my older dog) photos of himself as a puppy and asked him "Where'd your cute white blaze on your muzzle go? Where'd your cute white tailtip go?! What about your floppy ears? WHAT DID YOU DO WITH THEM ALL?" and then he'll slobber a few licks on my face and wobble off XD He's still cute, but MAN he was an adorable puppy XD stilly_pup...a577ab.jpg stilly_pup-687ba3da577ab.jpg

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    ohjojo (you/your's)
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    does bringing them to the mirror and asking "who's the pretty Kitty" count??

    Sarah K
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All the time!

    Nikole
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my lord YES! The one who likes being picked up…

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    Tucker Cahooter
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had to do that with my cat since when she first saw her reflection she thought it was another cat and started snarling and hissing. I think she understood when she saw me holding her in the mirror and explaining

    Niki
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once told my cat he must have had good-looking bio parents because he was so handsome. My son told me not to tell the four-legged children they are adopted.

    Saphyre Fyre
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YES!! I say "LOOK HOW PRETTY YOU ARE!! THAT'S HOW PRETTY" LOL

    DowntownStevieB
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like every day. My cat hasn't spoken to me in hours. where is that cat? I need to show her her cute fluffy face again!

    Dread Pirate Roberts
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of my dogs used to bark at and try to play with his reflection when he was a puppy; it was so cute 💖

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    #23

    Ah Yes, Cartoons

    Screenshot of a weird and humorous Twitter exchange that fits the internet weirdness SEO keyword.

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    Abel
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got the joke. I am a freak! 😅

    Luke Branwen
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Watching hentai hardly makes you a freak 😁

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    SheamusFanFrom1987
    Community Member
    4 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kimochii in 3... 2... 1... Iku! to follow... XP

    Lorraine R
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My first thought: He's obsessed with Anna May Wong?

    Linda Robinett
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh good grief. I got the joke also. I am sort of weirded out that I know what the second part is.

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I've seen enough Hen Tye to know...."

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    #24

    Oh My God

    Screenshot of a weird internet conversation joking about teeth becoming hard when hungry, capturing unusual online humor.

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    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've got a nasty feeling I'm going to spend unreasonable amounts of time thinking about this

    Lotekguy
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can have my share of mulling.I will have forgotten it by the time I tap POST

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    Samantha
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is someone with ADHD I just know it.

    Tabitha
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish my dog’s, and my cats’, teeth stayed dull when they weren’t hungry, then got a bit sharp when they got hungry, though just enough to eat and not slice ankles and arms when playing. Then again, they seem to be perpetually hungry so maybe it wouldn’t help after all.

    Dolevaal
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay enough Internet for today.

    Bill Swallow
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would never work. You wouldn't be able to clench your teeth or grind them when you're angry or upset.

    Anthony Elmore
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do your teeth hang low, do they wobble to and fro?

    LovesBerk
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where do people get these ideas from? Who even thinks of something like this?

    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's just wrong on so many levels.

    Bob Bob
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if your mouth got wet when it wanted to be stuffed with food? ...wait

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    #25

    Jokes On Him!

    Screenshot of a weird internet post and comment from r/Showerthoughts showing funny user interaction on social media.

    ganhao22 Report

    Jaya
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Past me was a lazy ásshole. Present me isn't much better unfortunately. All hope is on future me, hope he turns out great.

    Bill Swallow
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And THAT is *WHY* he's talking $#!t about you! Some people just can't adapt to the weird logic related to Causality in Time Travel!

    Margaret Wartime
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve never thought about it this way - I wonder what my future self is saying about me rn 😂 “girl is lazy af”

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My current self is talking s**t about my past, present and future self, so I guess it's just the status quo...

    #26

    Jep

    Man revealing a square pizza with a smaller round pepperoni pizza inside, showcasing a weird internet screenshot moment.

    Fifi_is_cool Report

    G A
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "You beautiful mad sonofabitch, I'm in!"

    Ruth Banbury
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    only if I know the delivery guy has washed his hands!

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    Bill Swallow
    Community Member
    4 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The 21st Century update to the medieval Trencher.

    Tabitha
    Community Member
    4 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rather unsanitary unless you—-hear me out—-put it in a fresh clean BOX.

    Phil
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me of Medieval standing-crusts.

    Lyone Fein
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This pictUre had me laughing immediately!

    #27

    Good. Old. Days

    Screenshot of a viral tweet about missing old days of friends knocking to hang out from weird internet moments thread.

    L8nighttalk25 Report

    merlin
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude!!! My kids and neighbors kids still do that! Every day. Nostalgic. They're between 4 and 6yo. I feel so content watching them have a electronic free childhood

    Agfox
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone who knocks on my door & isn't delivering a parcel I ordered online is getting ignored

    Rika
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same. But ignoring cops isn't a good idea, though.

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    Karmageddon
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No plans, just play. Playing was the only plan you needed.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not a kid, but my neighbor knocks on my door every day asking if I want something at the store. Does that count?

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't. I used to get my mum to answer the door and say I was grounded because I didn't want to go out. Not all the time, but often.

    GPawesomeness
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dodgeball, hide and seek, etc., those are great childhood memories........

    Gavin Johnson
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My partner’s son, 12, has a window that his mates can shout up to, you’ll regularly hear them shouting up to him and then the sound of him skipping down the stairs, next thing you know they are heading out onto the field to sit and jabber away to each other in the den they’ve built or the sight of a young person climbing up a tree. They are living the best life without phones, they’ve even got walkie talkies to talk across the field when they are out and about there. The battery costs are worth every penny.

    keyboardtek
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do kids even go outside anymore?

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    #28

    Imagine A World Where Everyone Was This Generous

    Rolled toilet paper offered for free with a message about availability and safe pickup during isolation shared online as a weird screenshot.

    Furacity12 Report

    Tabitha
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I think of all the people buying up toilet paper and hand sanitizer and trying to gouge people by charging sky high prices for it when it became scarce, it makes me happy that there were SOME good people out there who only wanted to help—-at NO cost.

    Dav Carro-Ripalda
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would keep a couple of rolls, just in case water supply is cut... Or maybe you have enough bed sheets?

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even though I live alone, I'll buy the 36-roll packages bc they don't go bad and I know I'll use them. Good thing I stocked up bc my neighbor always asks for a roll every month.

    #29

    Where's The Lie

    Famous chef Gordon Ramsey in a white coat with a humorous internet comment about restaurant filming crew.

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    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s cats, he talks to the cats going through leftovers.

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It might be a dog taking his spaniel girlfriend out to dinner

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    Nimitz
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It made sense to any '00s TV crew. All kitchen workers still smoked then, and when we broke off line for a drag, we would stand around talking s**t. Even in the 5 star dining world, your chefs are talking s**t about you

    Maggie Fulton
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always respect the camera crew that is filming explorers going up mountains or through jungles because you know they had to go on ahead.

    #30

    Anti Vaccination

    Screenshot of online comments showing weird internet moments with moms challenging doctors, capturing internet weirdness.

    sun-_-29 Report

    Bill Swallow
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of those cough drops or whatever, that are marketed as "CREATED BY A TEACHER!" Yeah, unless that was a pharmacology teacher, that ain't the recommendation you think it is.

    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the same pot of stew you could throw in health insurance companies. "Oh, your doctor says you need this medicine/procedure. Nah bruh. We don't think you're going to need that or it's not medically justifiable enough. Try this instead."

    joseph legatt
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In fairness, there were doctors that said smoking was good for you. There were doctors and scientists that said thalidomide was good for pregnant women. Examples could go on but if you remember some of them it helps to understand why some people are skeptical. It is also the reason why you should also go to more than 1 source for information.

    MadMonkey
    Community Member
    4 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The difference here is that science is self-correcting. It is inherent in the method. The thalidomide stuff was proven wrong, unfortunately too late. But it's a better system for gaining knowledge than listening to some idiot with no training in any science on yootoob. As Dara O'Briain once said (Irish comedian if you don't know), "Just because science doesn't know everything doesn't mean you can fill in the gaps with whatever fairy tale that most appeals to you."

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    Breadcrumb.
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I ever have to yell "shut up" at a strangers child in public just remember moms "it takes a village".

    KatSaidWhat
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mumsnet has a lot to answer for.

    Uncle Panda
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shhh. This is evolution in progress.

    G A
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope they are all being sarcastic....

    Johnnynatfan
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really? You don't really get humor much do you?

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    Victorious Foxx
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What really makes me laugh are these moms who "don't believe in vaccines because they poison children" as they feed their kids McDonald's or go to the doctor to demand antibiotics for a virus.

    Victorious Foxx
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The BEST is when they check into the ER, say they don't vaccinate for religious reasons and when the clerk later asks if they have a religious preference, they say NO

    Richard Iachetta
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And those are the mothers who will cry and wail the loudest when their child is in a hospital bed deathly ill hooked up to all sorts of tubes and wires. Guess you were wrong mom.

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    #31

    Aye Tina

    Screenshot of a weird text conversation where mistaken identity leads to funny cat photos shared online.

    coakhead Report

    SheamusFanFrom1987
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, never mind Tina, how many cats you got man??? XP

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    6, now XD I'm not Tina and I could probably keep someone in a loop with cat-selfies for quite a while XD

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    T J
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In all fairness his line of "Want Something To Keep You Satisfied For The Night" probably wasn't gonna work anyhow. His confusion about capitalization wouldn't help either

    Margaret Wartime
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m so genuinely curious how the brains of people who capitalize every first letter of every word work 😂 like bro this isn’t a newspaper headline, why are you doing that, it seems like more work than just typing

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    New Everywhere
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It takes more work to type like that whyyyy

    The Majestic Opossum
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha and this is how unlikely friendships are made!

    Crystalwitch60
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😂😂😂😂😂BURNED 😂😂

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    #32

    Living In 3019 Be Like:

    A white truck is projecting a movie onto its trailer at night, showcasing one of the weird internet moments captured.

    teenypaws666 Report

    STress (I/me)
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's probably just a trailer...

    G A
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Drive in movies for the lot lizards

    Cathy Carey
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son had a phone thing that could do that.

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    #33

    So Exiting! Im On 4 Seco... *snore*

    Screenshot of a funny internet comment on a sleep video showing weird moments people captured online.

    BlacklikeObsidian Report

    BrunoVI
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this supposed to be funny? I don't g

    Sarah
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Until the adverts mid way give you a heart attack

    AuntT
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should I think this was fu

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I downloaded a website (or is it an app??) that has cat purring settings that you can adjust the speed and rhythm. Good night, Irene. https://purrli.com/play.php

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    #34

    Oof

    Photo of a woman in a Hooters uniform and a man with a caption highlighting weird internet moments captured in screenshots.

    Dweebietweebie Report

    G A
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Real life Peter Griffin

    Abel
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thankfully Hooters bars are not a thing here in Spain 🫤

    C R T G
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She doesn't look like a child to me.

    LovesBerk
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't get it on with anyone so that's the next step.

    Cathy Carey
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think he might be using a filter.

    Gordon
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She doesn't look like....oh, nevermind.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    4 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    IDK who this man is, so I don't know if he's a child m.o.l.e.s.t.e.r. And I'll bet not one of the many people who've posted this image on their sites or all the people that commented know either. And that means, y'all a bunch of cruel a-holes.

    Chewie Baron
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 months ago (edited)

    This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

    Just look at pictures of Phil Wäng.

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    #35

    No?

    Survey question asking if user has ever been in an accident that resulted in their death, showcasing internet weirdness screenshot.

    jungqama Report

    🇺🇦 🇵🇸 TribbleThinking
    Community Member
    4 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had that . South London council, me applying for a standard single occupancy rate discount after my husband's death. "Why did the other occupant leave?" - he died. "Are they expected to come back?" - ....

    Anthony Elmore
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So the council has a thing for necromance. No need to kink shame.

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    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Online death certificate application. Self or Someone else?

    G A
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ghost in the machine

    Abel
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The sixth sense...😱

    Fcutdlady
    Community Member
    4 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember filling in a form travelling to new York from Dublin, Ireland in the mid 90s . One of the questions went something like do you intend to commit acts of t*******m while in America? I remember thinking who the eff would answer yes to that question , and what would happen to them?

    LovesBerk
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes I did. Then I woke up.

    Dragon Lady
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had this one many many times - it's designed to make sure we are paying attention in surveys

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    #36

    "They Never Credit Their Authors"

    Screenshot of a Reddit post featuring history memes about the origin and repetition of jokes on the internet.

    Schmerlock Report

    Andrew Keir
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But somehow the Professor always gets the credit (and usually the patent rights as well)

    AnnaB
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes he shares the credit with Gilligan.

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    Bored Birgit
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Give all your credits to Nikola Tesla! He deserves it.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    History is written by the victors, isn't that the way it goes? And in many cases, the victor was an immoral, unethical person.

    Zann
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It annoys me that Tesla is still copping c ap even today..

    Cathy Carey
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read that Edison basically stole ideas so...

    #37

    Dear Bire

    Screenshot of a funny old diary entry showing internet weirdness and childhood innocence with handwritten notes.

    shaykirouise Report

    NapQueen
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm guessing you skipped school a lot as a child?!

    Julie S
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I celebrate the 4th of Julie too. 🎆

    Tabitha
    Community Member
    4 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Celebrate the 4th of Julie by drinking a fifth of whatever floats your boat. (I’ll let myself out quietly.)

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another public educated student in the US.

    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would never had shown this letter to anyone.

    Cathy Carey
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never did well in history either.

    AnnaB
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I concur.

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    #38

    Doxxing

    Screenshot of a humorous online conversation about doxxing law, illustrating weird internet moments people shared instead of asking questions.

    Gloomy_the_outer_god Report

    Ipetmykitteh
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The entire GOP in one post.

    Margaret Wartime
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg look how triggered the conservatives are 😂 wanna know something satisfying? There’s a big parade in my town this weekend and our local conservative MP - who was caught up in a scandal posting racists stuff to his social media before he was elected - called me up to see if he could borrow a cool vehicle from my work to drive in the parade (I work for a dealership). He’s like “it would be free advertising for you! I’ll give you a shoutout!” It was so satisfying to say no 🥰 we don’t pander to racists, sorry. If he was a polite, kind, non-racist we would have given him a Camaro or something

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    Abel
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doxxing. Kick Doxxing.🤔😆

    KatSaidWhat
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Posting the same thing over and over will not make it true. u ok, Aziza?

    Robert Millar
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Blimey, this one blew up. I'm still laughing at a talking stool... Geddit?

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    #39

    Letting The Cat Out Of The Bag

    Reddit screenshot showing weird internet posts including a cat meme titled Catholic Cat knows what you did.

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    G A
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're going straight to hell, express elevator all the way down....

    UKGrandad
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ..to be eternally tormented by cats, because that's where they all go, too.

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    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a dog person, but I wouldn't waste my time downvoting cat posts. Besides, I'm too busy upvoting dog posts.

    Dog Mom to Zoe
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not a fan of cats but would NEVER downvote them. Those little critters are cute as heck.

    Michelle Zook
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone who doesn't like cats has extremely low self esteem. Cats won't just validate you like your dog will.

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone who thinks all dogs validate their human has never owned a livestock guardian breed XD My dog Stilgar is half Kuchi Dog and he has never once given me validation nor acted the sycophant XD

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    Dragons Exist
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't even spell "downvote" right

    Zann
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Il give you a push..

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't think of an animal I don't like besides humans. Sure, there are those animals I prefer over others, but I do like them all.

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    #40

    Problem???

    Screenshot of a weird internet conversation where users discuss jobs, cars, and living situations with unusual replies.

    contagiousthought Report

    Robert Beveridge
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, no problem at all *blockity block block*

    Andrew Keir
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She comes with her own spade, though ...

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    G A
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you, and GOODNIGHT, madam!

    DowntownStevieB
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So much for that 'strong independent woman' gig...

    Suzie
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shame the baby daddy's did not hang around wonder why

    QuincyForrest
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Nope, no problem." SLAM! the figurative door.

    Silberwolf
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow...that's entitlement on another level..

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    #41

    Me Too

    Young boy labeled with gun theft and domestic violence, internet screenshot captures weird online comment about Minecraft wheat farm.

    GrizzlyBongo Report

    G A
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well the haircut is certainly criminal....

    Abel
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, an ugly hair cut doesnt make you a psycho...

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    Cathy Carey
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ya, but Matthew doesn't have a computer and parents who provide for him; his dad leaves bruises on both him and his mom and he's really pissed about that.

    Sparky
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, domestic violence?

    keyboardtek
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The gun stealer will probably get a job working for Trump.

    #42

    That's So Sad

    Screenshot of a dog waiting alone at a library for story time alongside a funny text message from Dad.

    matthew777779 Report

    NapQueen
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let me just jump on a plane real quick!

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Save me the seat next to you and notify Multa! That looks exactly like my last greyhound, even the collar... RIP Maxi Boy

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    Queen Boudicca
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's because DeSantis made it illegal for Drag Performers to read to kids in libraries - which had been going on for decades, no issues...and none of those concerned people have turned up to fill the void...

    Tabitha
    Community Member
    4 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And they saw the word “Dog” and thought it said “Drag”. Because they’re 100% they type of person who NEEDS this particular program, as well as vision coverage added to their health insurance.

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    Dee Rutherford
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awwww. Poor baby. I would if I could. 😢

    Emilu
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’d read to you, you beautiful flatpack ❤️ (Borzois will forever be flatpacks in my mind now 😆)

    AnnaB
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor baby.

    James Ward
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's only so many times you want to read Go, Dog, Go!

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    #43

    Hmmm

    Screenshot of weird internet conversations and memes capturing strange online moments for internet screenshot humor.

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    G A
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The whole bottle of gin and sit in a hot bath....

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fingers crossed there's a miscarriage. She's obviously not responsible mom material.

    #44

    Terrortubby

    Screenshot of a weird internet moment showing a creepy Teletubby costume scaring a child and an adult smiling nearby.

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    G A
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Has sarcoptic mange

    Tabitha
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The kid understands your fear perfectly.

    Klondike Penguin
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That toddler has every right to be terrified.

    Mama Clare
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    F********************k me that's terrifying

    James Ward
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Terrortubby is going to feed you to the giggling sun.

    Gordon
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is the mask made out of? Ham?

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This should be reported as child @buse.

    CooperDooper81
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like Mason Verger in Hannibal.

    Abel
    Community Member
    4 months ago

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    Call me crazy, but the guy on the right looks like Michael Jackson.

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    #46

    He Do Be Lookin Fresh Doe

    Man playing acoustic guitar with a humorous internet comment showing skill ratings and screenshots from weird moments online

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    Owen
    Community Member
    4 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brushy One String. He only needs one string to make an awesome song. It'll get stuck in your head too. Search him on YouTube.

    Doug Moyer
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brushy One String! Check out Chicken in the Corn: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8H-67ILaqc

    Alex Kennedy
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brushy One String — you should give him a listen, he’s great!

    Abel
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please destroy it and go air guitar 😄

    Glenn Cuneo
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey! You leave Brushy alone......

    The Scout
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hard to get a grip on this one: https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinfuriating/comments/evaaqo/hey_man_can_you_pass_me_my_guitar/

    #47

    Way Too Much Make Up

    Surprised girlfriend lying on bed with face imprint, paired with Pocahontas movie scene, showing weird internet moments screenshot.

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    Tabitha
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This isn’t funny or cute at all. Why TF would you want to use a g*****n wrestling move on your girlfriend to slam her face into the bed and potentially hurt her? The possibility of her getting hurt—-broken nose, neck injury, etc—-is absolutely NOT s**y. It’s a*****e, ffs. What an a*****e.

    Greengrass
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I quite agree, though nobody else seems to think so???

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    Abel
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nightmare fuel! 😄

    G A
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Proof positive the Turin Shroud is fake, as Jebus doesn't have a massive wide wraparound face

    Don Adams
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doubtful..unless your girlfriend resembles a chubby Al Lewis in costume as Grandpa in The Munsters.

    Karmageddon
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Baron Harkonnen stopped by

    SheamusFanFrom1987
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    SUPLEX CITY.... HOLY GRANDMOTHER WILLOW!!! XD

    wayne whitson
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1. Cut it out. 2. Have it mounted. 3. Frame it. 4. Hang it.

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    #48

    U First

    Text message conversation showing a funny, weird exchange where one person asks for a photo and the other responds with confusion.

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    Earonn -
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    DO NOT SEND US PHOTOS OF YOUR USELESS JUNK UNLESS ASKED TO!!! FFS, you read that everywhere,. guys. You KNOW you shouldn't. It's just sexual harassment. "Oh, why are women preferring a bear?". This! This is why we do it. Because it's such a small thing to ask, but you idiots doing this think your limp wiener was somehow a great sight. Show it to your mother, see what she says about it.

    Anthony Elmore
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    See, this is another one of those things that I can't freaking figure out. Again, not ONCE have I ever been told that sending unsolicited d**k pics is advisable. WHERE THE F**K DO THESE STRATEGIES KEEP COMING FROM!? It's never NOT made fun of. When someone wants to see the tiny little malformed soldier manning your barracks, they'll ask.

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    Teutonic Disaster
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup, unsolicited d**k pics are a surefire way to get laid. Absolutely. Totally... not

    Undercover
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, just wow! 🤦🏻‍♀️

    Emilu
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If someone sends me a dìck pic, they get one back. Obviously not mine, as I don’t have one. But that’s what Google is for.

    SchadenFreudian Psychology
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Her reply: “That looks like a pęnîs, only smaller.”

    Shelley Keenan
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really believe unsolicited d*ck pics should be considered sexual a*****t

    Agent Smith
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why did this ever become a thing? It's called 'junk' for a reason, so keep it to yourself unless expressly asked for.

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    #49

    Not Taking The Snacks

    Screenshot of a weird internet moment featuring a snack-serving robot upset and a Thanos meme with a sad expression.

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    G A
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Take a d**n bowl, man!

    Shelley DuVal
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are these the ones that are controlled by disabled people?

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    #50

    Before This It Was Probably 16 Hour Shift, 6 Days A Week, And The Workers Were Paid In Bread Loafes

    Meme screenshot about Henry Ford’s 8 hour workday from a collection of weird internet moments worth screenshots.

    reddit.com Report

    kirtis hickey
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    better than working 10 hour days, 7 days a week as before this...

    Robert Beveridge
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah,see, y'all lack a sense of history...

    Johnnynatfan
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was good he did that for his workers but he was still a s**t person

    Bill Swallow
    Community Member
    4 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also raised his worker's pay so his employees could actually, you know, afford to *buy* the cars they were building. Just saw an article a few days ago that the current head of Ford was 'taking a page from the founder's book' and raising wages. It's a start. Ford was like most people - a mix of good and bad. He was $h!tty in many ways, but in this case, he was on the right side.

    Roxy222uk
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dear Lord, before this workers were expected to put in 16 hour shifts, six days a week, and if it kìlled them then so be it.

    David
    Community Member
    4 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We should boo him, did you see the racist stuff he published and spread, especially about jews, admired Hitler, he originally only hired black people as Janitors until he was politically forced in Michigan to hire them in other roles, etc. Also the work week thing was a Union negotiated contract at his unionized plants, so he just made it across the board to remove the incentive for the other plants to Unionize. Samuel Gompers played more of a role in this than Ford

    WindySwede
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And how was it before. More or less?

    Yrral Spavit
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    iirc 6 day work weeks were common with much longer hours

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    Radek Suski
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still he was good friend (and supporter) with certain German mustache-man

    Tabitha
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    F*****g N**i sympathizer.

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    #51

    The One They All Fear

    Meme showing a Star Wars character with text about a game unfreezing when opening task manager, internet weird screenshot humor

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    Andrew Keir
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I will not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little death that brings oblivion ...."

    T'Mar of Vulcan
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "That brings total obliteration" actually. (I'm so sorry.)

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    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup. My computer knows to unfreeze as soon as I open Task Manager. I never have to actually use it.

    #52

    Oops I Forgot My Bad

    Screenshot of Illinois State Police Facebook post clarifying it is illegal to drive while shooting up h****n, shared widely online.

    notdarylsalinas Report

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're probably supposed to pull over if you need to shoot up insulin

    Anthony Elmore
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think you might die if you injected insulin intravenously, but I mean, if you're gonna mix it with heroine ANYWAYS...

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    NapQueen
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks for the clarification.

    G A
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But not snorting coke, right?

    Yousef Wacko
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, just make sure you’re not using the keys that are in the ignition.

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    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly, I wouldn't have been surprised if the guy caught after a car chase in Melbourne last week was shooting up while driving. He crashed into multiple cars and objects, was missing parts of his car, and finally decided to jump out the driver's window, where he was hit by a police car and arrested! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIr2UP_-UaU&ab_channel=7NEWSAustralia

    Trashy Panda
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pull over first. Got it

    #53

    -62kg

    Screenshot showing a funny internet meme about weight on Mars and a humorous online comment, part of weird internet posts.

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    G A
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd go, but the atmosphere there isn't great...

    Glix Drap
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No one in America will probably understand this as it's in Kg.

    Bill Swallow
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *FEW* people in America will understand this. Some of us are scientifically literate.

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    michael reid
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're still 100kg. You just weigh less

    Bill Swallow
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Surface Gravity on Mars is roughly .3 G, so an infant massing 5 KG will weigh about 1.5 KG on Mars.

    UKGrandad
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The baby will be 37% of 5kg, so 1.85kg on Mars.

    #54

    My Two Favorite Comments For The Same Post: Reddit In Summary

    Reddit conversation screenshot showing a tutoring rate based on car value with mixed reactions, highlighting internet weirdness.

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    G A
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My granny has a porch. It's attached to the house though..

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People don't half get annoyed if you paint the wrong one though

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    #55

    Being A Lawyer Has Its Perks

    Text message exchange showing a weird internet conversation about a cash loan and a TCPA lawsuit screenshot.

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    Doug Moyer
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmm. I suspect most of the autobots wouldn't be put off by this. May try it anyway.

    Richard Henderson
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Autobots wouldn’t do this. It’s more Decepticon thing.

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    #56

    The Perfect Alignment Of These Posts

    Screenshot of a Reddit post showing a cherry blossom path under bright sunlight, highlighting weird internet moments.

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    Bill Swallow
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I miss the days when, every spring, I would take a walk around the DC Tidal Basin during peak Cherry Blossom time. Oh, well, I got boatloads of pictures, and did a full video one year.

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of my favorite things. There are so many cherry blossoms everywhere in the area though you can't miss them. I just wished they lasted longer!

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    Andrew Keir
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks racquetballwizard, you just saved me a tri to Japan

    #57

    Well

    Humorous internet screenshot showing a person bending with an elephant drawing aligned to their body, highlighting weird moments online.

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    Luke Branwen
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, I strongly suspect it's an actual f@ck.

    G A
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that was from Viz' "Up the Ar se Corner"....

    Ravenkbh
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't reach for the dropped soup while in prison

    nut nibbler
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just widening his circle of friends.

    #58

    Now Get Ready For

    Screenshot of a shirtless sleeves meme featuring an anime character on a horned animal, highlighting weird internet moments.

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    My O My
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bolero jacket. They were all the hype in the earls 2000s

    Chewie Baron
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Were they not called shrugs?

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    Hahato
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when working in an office, this is the absolute best for summer so I don't freeze to death at my desk after boiling to death outside.

    antoinette maldari
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You too? We're more bundled up in the summer at my office than in winter. Have to undress to go outside.

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    G A
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let those nipples feel the elements!

    JB
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll just be over here with my nert

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    #59

    Ok But Who Won

    Screenshot of a social media thread showing multiple reposts of a woman with unusual markings on her forehead, capturing weird internet moments.

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    G A
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is she a Klingon?

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Coming right after the toilet roll picture, that was not a felicitous thought

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    Trashy Panda
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She could work in a drive-in movie theater

    Jaya
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bodyshaming isn't cool. making pepole feel embarassed about things they have no control over, is very mean.

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    #60

    My Boyfriend Likes To Send Me Memes, Normally Stolen From Reddit. This One Was Badly Timed

    Screenshot of a text with a humorous edited Avengers image showing the phrase prepare your a**s, capturing weird internet moments.

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    #61

    Yes, That's Sexist!!

    Screenshot capturing a weird internet exchange about sexism, illustrating times the internet was so weird people took a screenshot.

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    #62

    Doggo

    Screenshot of a funny internet post showing a promoted ad of a cute dog with a Spider-Man meme caption.

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    #63

    Crazy Commenter Pfp

    Man with gap teeth lying on a couch, internet comment humorously calling him twin, showcasing weird internet moments.

    weirdguy225 Report

    Tabitha
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I musta taken a wrong toin at Albuquerque!

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    ggus44
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😂😂😂 Oh boy this one made me laugh hard

    Chicken Nugget
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bro lives in a pineapple under the sea

    #64

    Title?

    Google search screenshot showing a bizarre result recommending smoking 2-3 cigarettes per day during pregnancy, internet weirdness.

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    The Scout
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is not even completely absurd. This applies to extreme nicotine addicts, to which a fast withdrawal could actually be more dangerous for the mother as well as for the child as the rduced cigarette quantities. It only is a very special case, once again showcasing that AI doesn not really have an eye for context.

    Yousef Wacko
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s 1000000% absurd, Scout. There is nothing that supports your point anywhere on earth. In fact, if you took a second and googled this, you’d find out this is a fake AI response post.

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    IORN
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And a vodka to go with those cigarettes. And if you dont' like strong alcohol you can replace it with one bottle of wine per day.

    G A
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For that 'special' baby recipe....

    Enuya
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems like AI won't dethrone us very soon...

    Savannah greenleaf
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I googled it. No such AI response came up. Actually none came up for that query.

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    #65

    Lisa's Theory Is Right

    Screenshot of a weird internet moment showing the number 69420 found within the digits of pi.

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    Bill Swallow
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "A"? By definition, there are an infinite number of occurrences of the '69420' sequence in Pi.

    camomooey
    Community Member
    4 months ago

    This comment has been deleted.

    Trashy Panda
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An infinite number of them actually

    Eppe
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think it is necessarily mathematically correct though.

    WindySwede
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your whole life is in there!

    pandamonium
    Community Member
    4 months ago

    This comment has been deleted.

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    #66

    Ah, The Irony

    Screenshot of a humorous internet meme conversation showing weird posts people took instead of asking questions.

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    Anony Mouse
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That meme is actually very funny when half of it isn’t cut off.

    Alan Green
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Note. Remove a T from shity to bypass daft filter

    trixiefly11
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is how languages evolve. If enough people do it, the spelling of the word will change, and eventually shity will be the correct spelling by the laws of common usage. lol

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    #67

    Nice

    Planes flying in formation creating the figure 69, captured in a screenshot from a weird internet moment post.

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    Bi.Felicia
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No bs this is currently #69 in this list.

    Richard Henderson
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are there more planes in the 6? Seems like the formation would be way easier if it was 9 planes like the 9.

    G A
    Community Member
    4 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All over the land, horney couples wept at the sight

    Andrew Keir
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, one of then did, the other couldn't see fsr

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    #68

    Well Well

    Screenshot of a weird internet conversation and a cursed game image showing strange text about grandma and pills.

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    JB
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Call a bondulance!

    Abel
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry, grandma had a stroke...

    G A
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A naked man ran past 2 grannies. One had a stroke.the other couldn't reach....

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    #69

    Big Brain Time

    Screenshot of a weird internet text conversation where one person misunderstands the word upsexy.

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    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was on a kickball team called Updog. Same joke. Never got old.

    Tabitha
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A variation on “What’s Updog?”

    Ryan
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like that blue kept going for it. Never give up!

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    #70

    Where Can I Find Top Quality Dog Content?

    Screenshot of a humorous internet comment where a user questions their own statement about Luigi, highlighting weird online moments.

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    #71

    Self Burn

    Reddit post with humorous comments and meme about awkward social situations, illustrating weird internet moments screenshot.

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    G A
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You just gotta find that one blind gay guy.....

    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Asexual introvert with anxiety and low self-esteem, and still waiting at 50.

    #72

    Literally Wtf Is Going On

    Screenshot of a social media post showing someone feeling ridiculously drained, fitting weird internet moments.

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    #73

    Oof

    Split image showing two subscription headlines about Puerto Rico, highlighting contrasting news from The Economist and Daily Mail.

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    #74

    Biplanes Can’t Melt Steel Beams

    Black and white photo of the Wright Brothers with text meme showing internet weirdness people screenshot instead of asking

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    Peppy
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And air b&b and over tourism

    Andrew Keir
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And Hitler not being able to invade England in 1940 ...

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    #75

    Yes

    Screenshot of a funny and weird internet conversation about the human body and pee, capturing unusual online interaction moments.

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    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wondering if his apparatus works like old fashioned water pistols

    Bill Swallow
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, it's a sure bet he ain't packin' a Super Soaker!

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    G A
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, but she has more medical knowledge, clearly....

    Trashy Panda
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pee is stored in the balls

    #76

    Hehehe

    Screenshot of a Reddit thread showing weird internet posts with users discussing sensitive and unusual topics.

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    G A
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that from the Crusty Sports Sock?

    #77

    During

    Screenshot of a weird internet poll asking if people p**p before or after showering with surprising poll results.

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    Niels AirMax
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had to google it. I mean I had to google "waffelstampen meaning"! Bruh!!! wtf?!? Probably enough Internet for today... 😑

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    #78

    Its More Funny When Its Late, Try It

    Screenshot of a social media post about origami and woodworking, paired with an X-ray image and video titled Is Anything Real.

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    #79

    It Couldn’t Be More Perfect

    Meme showing a Simpsons character with 1200 tacos for $1200, highlighting internet weirdness and funny screenshots.

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    Bill Swallow
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another candidate for Backpfeifengesicht.

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    #80

    Well This Happened While I Was Trying To Screenshot A Funny Meme To My Meme Bank

    Screenshot showing quirky iCloud storage warning with an illustrated message and Gmail notification about low space.

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    #81

    I Really Dont Get What My Boyfriend Is Saying. I Dont Get The Joke

    Screenshot of a weird internet text conversation where a joke confuses one person who keeps asking questions.

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    michael reid
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't believe they're still together after all the shït that's gone between them

    Malsumis
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    can't even say ᵃˢˢ now?

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm trying to think of Bored Panda as a training ground for cryptographers

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    Hahato
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    guys, I say let's take a shortcut a*d j*t * e*g

    #82

    Twas Indeed

    Screenshot of a tweet recalling the weird internet moment when Flappy Bird was removed and phones with it sold for thousands.

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    Bored Birgit
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People threw their phones against walls because they lost in flappy bird.

    #83

    White Knights Airborne Cavalry Unit

    Screenshot of a viral tweet showing a car covered by a swarm of bees, illustrating weird internet moments and screenshots.

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    NapQueen
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How did they count 20,000?

    LadyKing
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don’t be kidnapping their Queen then! What did they expect 🙄🙄😂

    #84

    Taxes, Not Texas…

    Screenshot of a social media poll asking what is more gay, with internet weirdness highlighted in comments.

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    Andrew Keir
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gay and in Texas - I'm sorry for you

    #85

    That Went From Penthouse To The Big House In Less Than A Day

    Screenshot of Reddit posts showing weird internet content with unusual questions and shocking workplace news.

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    #86

    Now This Is Epic

    Close-up meme thumbnails of a man's face, highlighting weird internet moments captured in screenshots.

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    #87

    I'm Willing To Bet The 12 Yo Posted The Bottom Post

    Screenshot of funny and weird internet conversations showing unusual communication moments and Gen Z emoji reactions.

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    UKGrandad
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have also seen it said that the use of correct capitalisation and punctuation in texts is considered by Gen-Z to be passive-aggressive.

    Bill Swallow
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, they are illiterate idiots, now, aren't they?

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    Klondike Penguin
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, to be fair, the thumbs up is an offensive gesture in Middle Eastern countries and some parts of Italy.

    Bill Swallow
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will be sure to keep that in mind when I move there. In the meantime, when do *we* get to dictate how *they* communicate? Turnabout is fair play.

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    #88

    My Friends Aren’t Cool

    Screenshot of a recursive meme conversation showing internet weirdness where users repeatedly share the same meme screenshot.

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    #89

    Hmm

    Two video thumbnails showing a boy in a gym with captions about throwing a ball and doing quiet squats, weird internet screenshots.

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    G A
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do both at the same time

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    #90

    These Two Posts Appeared Next To Each Other

    Screenshot of a meme discussing the weird internet topic of the upvote button color as an example of internet weirdness.

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    BAN CAPITAL LETTERS
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read "orangered" as "oranger-ed" as in got more orange.

    #91

    Best Achievement Of My Life, I Saw A .02 And I Spent 30 Minutes Beating It

    Smartphone stopwatch app paused at 00:00.01 seconds, illustrating a weird internet moment captured in a screenshot.

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    #92

    This Guy Wanted Me To Pay A $60 Application Fee, Before He Told Me Where The Apartment He Has Was

    Screenshot of a weird internet chat where one person avoids answering location details, illustrating internet oddities.

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    G A
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, they will do anything to get an address. You get loads fishing on Gumtree for addresses.

    #93

    Yt Shorts Thumbnails Connect

    Screenshot of internet content showing video thumbnails and unusual internet moments captured instead of asking questions

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    #94

    What A Time To Be Alive

    Screenshot of a Twitter thread with Elon Musk replying about BFR crew size for a Mars mission from a 12-year-old’s assignment.

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    WindySwede
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    2019, before all of this.. *insert*

    Earonn -
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, Elon, my 12 year old discusses the start of the T*********h in their history class. Could you do one of your Na*zi salutes and then explain how you influenced politics for monetary gain?

    G A
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you think he had some sort of medical episode, or he just hid it better?

    Glenn Cuneo
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You do realize BFR= big f****n' rocket?

    #95

    Loonies + Toonies?

    Screenshot of a weird Twitter post about Canadian currency loonies and toonies from a social media user.

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    SheamusFanFrom1987
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's just money matters. That's All, Folks! XP

    Maryann Mullin
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, at least it's just our money that's loonies and toonies and not our politicians, unlike *some* countries I could name.

    Jaya
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently dollars are called loonies because there's an image of a common loon (a very pretty water bird) on it, and 2-dollar coins are called toonies because it's two + loonies.

    Aimee Miller
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's called a loonie because they have the loon (a type of bird) on their currency. Distinguishes it from US currency

    JudyfromAccounts
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mickey Mouse is Disney and Looney Tunes is Warner Bros.

    #96

    Found On R/Dankmemes

    Screenshot of weird internet tweets involving JK Rowling and Elon Musk shared on a forum for bizarre moments.

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    Andrew Keir
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm beginning to suspect that not everything on the Internet is necessarily completely true ...

    Phil
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes it is! And the football men can totally hear me through my TV.

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    Trashy Panda
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Two idiots post on Twitter...