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If we're unsure about a potential product, its description won't always give all the answers we need to make an informed decision. After all, it was written either by the manufacturers or the sellers, and they might accentuate the positives and omit the negatives in order to make as many sales as possible.
No no, for an accurate picture we need reviews. Honest ones, coming from buyers who have already used the darn thing and know if it does the job. Luckily, people understand this and happily share their experiences with one another. Oftentimes finding the perfect words too.
The aptly titled subreddit 'Amazon Reviews' is the ultimate archive of these little online texts. Continue scrolling to check out the best pieces that its 132K members have gathered recently and for the older gems, fire up our first publication on it.
Also, we contacted one of the subreddit's moderators, u/pzreich, and book writing and publishing coach Lisa Tener, so don't miss the interesting insights they shared. (You'll find them between the images.)
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#1
The Deep Exhausted Sigh At Baby #175
Nat of Clan P 3 years ago
Bravo!!!! Love this one. Tiny plastic babies - pah ha hahahahahaha. I now want to do this to my husband.
Dawn Woolley 3 years ago
This brought back memories. They used to sell tiny baby dolls like this back in the late 1940s or so, when I was a little girl. They didn't have coloured hair though.
oddly_informed_raven 3 years ago
I am the proud owner of exactly three of these. their names are War, Famine, and Pestilence
Ambry Petersen 3 years ago
How fun. Sounds like something I would do if I did not have small children at home.
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#2
Well At Least He Now Has A Dog
Allison B 3 years ago
As a gamer this made me laugh. My brother lives with ne right now and I'm pretty sure he thinks the same way as OP! Although no shouting or cursing from me. He just texts when he needs to get my attention since I can't hear him when he knocks. 😂
Llewella 3 years ago
I have discord for the sole purpose of contacting my gamer-son. Even texting or calling is ineffective
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Deborah Harris2 3 years ago
I actually bought these from Amazon for the same reason and am living the same story ... fact :d
lauralett50 3 years ago
You could shut off his wifi, power to his games, that will get his attention very quickly.
Stephanie Paich 3 years ago
Heck if I'd let a school tell me I couldn't be in any room in MY OWN HOME whenever I dam well pleased.
Sheila Cobb 3 years ago
One of the worst things for mankind. They become antisocial because they don’t know how to interact with people. Its terrible.
Janet Graham 3 years ago
There are some teenagers that should be abandoned at the firestation, but this seems like a good alternative.
Currently, the subreddit 'Amazon Reviews' has 7 moderators looking after it, and they have things to do. "Definitely the two most common issues we run into as mods are people trying to use our sub to advertise products and people trying to use the sub to complain or seek help about Amazon, such as with shipping or payment," u/pzreich told Bored Panda.
"The former gets an immediate permanent ban as advertising is against our rules, and the latter's posts are removed, and don’t face any bans. I'm generally sympathetic to anyone who has issues with Amazon since I have absolutely no love for the company, so I sometimes will redirect them to the official Amazon sub to see if they can get help for their issues. Generally, the commenters behave themselves which is nice!"
However, these few details aside, u/pzreich said that "modding this sub has been a breeze and given me many laughs over the past few years. It’s nice to see the creativity of strangers, products I didn’t know existed, and the collaborative efforts of the sub members to bring it all together."
#3
I Should Try It
FakeOptimist 3 years ago
Normally I hate ppl writing in all caps, but understandable in this case
AVGucky 3 years ago
Sometimes after having too much coffee I'm suffering from being able to smell the color 9. Can be annoying when it happens again! 😣
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Beeps 3 years ago
“I can’t my own pulse” must be the sequel to “I accidentally the whole thing”
Cara G 3 years ago
When I was 23, two cans of Red Bull back to back put me in the emergency room. I feel this in my soul.
Juririn 3 years ago (edited)
Did the same when I was a desperately exhausted thirty-something mom of a very energetic kid. Felt nothing. Remained exhausted. Never bothered with energy drinks again.
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#4
Wasn't Expecting To Laugh So Hard At A Review About A Plastic Strip That Helps You Remove Hair From Your Drain
Memere 3 years ago (edited)
Gotta be honest, this makes me want to order the Drain Snake, but its also kinda terrifying to think about what could come out of my shower drain. I have long hair & it could get pretty "Dantian" in there!
Yeah, okay. 3 years ago
We remodeled the shower, and when we took the shower drain off to change it.... ye gods. I was amazed the water was able to get through the 2-foot long hair rat living down there. I was astounded and disgusted all at once.
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best turtle 3 years ago
the drain creature is pretty good to talk about shower thoughts at least
witchling 3 years ago
Sad part is... it's all true. I too have had this demon removed from my pipes with a similar tool. My pipes, however, did not sing.
Okido 1 year ago
They were probably exhausted from holding their breath for such a long time.
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Marcellium 3 years ago
My family has one of these I know Exactly what this perosn is talking about. It's amazing. It's this long plastic strip with teething on the sides that just picks up All the hair. They're amazing.
Mel Schmidt 3 years ago
This was just beyond awesome I love it! Between this review and my Steven King like nightmares we could come up with a Hybred series of X Files.
#5
A Review For Caliwhite Teeth Whitening Gel That Got Political Very Quickly.
Midoribird Aoi 3 years ago
I am Cherokee, Tuscarora, Lakota,all mixed with white. Funny and 😬
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Misty-Dawn Amayi 3 years ago
I'm also a "Rez-raised" Cherokee, and I laughed way too hard at this one!
Verona Bingham 3 years ago
I can just hear the creaks of the old plantation rocking chairs...lol
Lately, u/pzreich has been wondering a lot why product reviews make such good writing prompts. "I think it boils down to a few factors. Product reviews, despite the fact that there's often a name or username attached, tend to feel rather anonymous, and people may feel a freedom to express their thoughts in a creative way, and to bring smiles to the faces of readers."
"People read reviews to get the honest thoughts of others, and may find themselves chuckling at especially imaginative feedback. Sometimes the situations you end up in while using a product are inherently funny, and sometimes the humor or interest comes out of the reviewer not understanding the product or getting mad at a specific element. Overall, there’s a very wide subject matter and an endless amount of people writing them, which leaves a wide range of potential reviews," the moderator explained.
#6
Reviewer Changes His Mind About A Bezos Biography
Thorsten Massow 3 years ago
That one mysteriously disappeared after a short time...
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Mara Is… Trying 3 years ago
Until I saw the comments I had no idea they were peeing sarcastic, I just thought the reviewer was crazy
ohjojo (you/your's) 3 years ago
..... please let me use Amazon again. Life is empty without it
Riley Quinn 3 years ago
Problem is, I'm not sure this "second review" is a parody, esp. after what eBay execs. did to that Natick couple.
#7
Reality Check
Brenda 3 years ago
I have a small knee heating pad. Or I did until my cat discovered it after I left it on while cooking. It's now his personal heat mat. He actually growls if I try to use it! 😆
Ruth Harper 3 years ago
All soft and warm things belong to kitties. That's the rule.
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Papa Het 3 years ago
I bought one for my cat as well, it hasn't arrived yet... Should I be worried
Stephanie A Mutti 3 years ago
Cats are d***s. I have 2 that I love intensely but let's be honest.
Tishia Partchey 3 years ago
My personal one died so I'm using my tybalt's heating pad till I can get another. He is not pleased.
N Burnette 3 years ago
Dogs prepare us for babies, cats prepare us for teenagers.
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I Am LoKitty Of Meowsgard 3 years ago
Perhaps it was a cat attempting to bury it. They like to do that. Some like to do that.
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Time Stops For No Man
Populus tremuloides(they/them) 3 years ago
I mean, I'm sitting in my college waiting for class to start reading shi.tty clickbait instead of, I don't know, socializing or doing drugs is whatever college students do
Peej Maybe 3 years ago
Now, every time I go to write a review on Amazon I'm going to think of this post...
Sue Denham 3 years ago
Wait a couple more decades E.Mailman. Your Saturday mornings will then involve this and scrupulously going through other people's reviews and looking for spelling errors and misplaced apostrophes.
ohjojo (you/your's) 3 years ago
Were there two men standing at their door threatening their fingers?
#9
She's Special
Historyharlot93 3 years ago
My cat scoffed and ignored the cat bed and playhouse I bought him and slept in an Amazon box on the dining room table. When the box got dirty I’d replace it.
Cat Chat 3 years ago
My cat loves his Amazon boxes, as well. More often than not he doesn't even wait for me to empty it first.
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michele mbennett1010@att.net 3 years ago
Apparently she hasn't gotten the memo about "If I fits I sits" you might want to send it to her (with pictures)
Lisa Tener is a leading authority in book proposal development and her clients have signed 5- and 6-figure book deals with HarperCollins, Random House, Yale University Press, Johns Hopkins University Press, HCI and other major publishers, as well as being self-published.
She agrees with u/pzreich, saying that, "Product reviews are an excellent way to practice writing because they help you a) think about your own experience and how you can bring it to life b) provide specific examples c) write for a particular reader/audience."
"In addition, if you can make a product review entertaining and engaging, it will help you with all your writing. For example, challenge yourself to come up with engaging headlines by using alliteration (words starting with the same letter or sound), humor, or a quirky detail. If you can write engaging headlines on your product reviews, you can do the same for blog posts, articles, social media posts, or even a book!" Tener added.
#10
A Man And His Bidet
My O My 3 years ago
Do you always have a towel next to the toilet then? I mean, you'll be wet down there... Please don't downvote. I simply don't know
Imanuella 3 years ago
I use toilet paper to dry off after using the spray bidet. Say NO to damp underpants!
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Cara G 3 years ago
An equally appropriate Spinal Tap reference is "lick my love pump".
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Jill Hojnacki 3 years ago
And, only $27? I’m sold. It’s arriving tomorrow. (I could have saved some money and gotten a “Used - Like New” one for $24, but, um . . . No thanks. I think I’ll spend the extra $3,🤣)
Andrew R Davis 3 years ago
I have this exact model and have to say it revolutionizes bathroom trips.
Ploploplop 3 years ago
Is it cold? Dumb American here, afraid to dump money on a product that saturates my nether regions with ice cold water.
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Pezor Zass 3 years ago
honestly, the cold water never once bothered me. we have a heated one now, but i kinda wish we had gone with the cheaper basic model
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#11
Ashtray Review Took A Hard Left Turn
kitten levels tokyo 3 years ago
P.S. Terry, I have been adding the swept up ash to your oatmeal every morning. Have a nice day.
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Christianne White 3 years ago
Tsk tsk Terry your lucky it’s not your ashes she’s sweeping off the floor 😁
Janet Graham 3 years ago
He will never use it unless Mom is watching. Expect to clean more ashes from the floor as well as the overflowing ashtray that is at your spot at the kitchen table. Just saying!
#12
But Did It Work?
FakeOptimist 3 years ago
Looks confused too, probably hopes he made a mistake
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West Hermans 3 years ago
I've been laughing loudly for several minutes - and each time I look at that poor confused kitty again, I start again. Thanks for this!!
Magpie 3 years ago
Essentially a bra, but the actual cups are missing. So really the outline of a bra around her boobs, or, in this case, the cat's boobs.
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#13
Someone Made A Mistake
Donkey boi 3 years ago (edited)
Of course it was only once! Why would she need 2 vacuums?
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Tracy Wallick 3 years ago
Never buy chore-doing gear as a present unless they explicitly asked for it!!!
InvincibleRodent 3 years ago
Idk about you all, I like getting kitchen stuff as a present. But I also like functional gifts, AND love to cook, so. That might be why. (My parents got me a nice stainless steel pan one year. Restaurant quality. It's amazing. I loved it, and still love it to this day.)
Mara Is… Trying 3 years ago
Same! We got my dad an air fryer, and it is used once a day by someone in the husw
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Oh, this takes me back to 1970. Got married Nov. 20 (I was 19 yrs old, escaping my alcoholic father, & naively jumped from the frying pan into the fire). Just over 1 month later, on Christmas morning, opening gifts with new husband, excited to see something nice - jewelry, new clothes, y'know - something sweet & personal. He hands me a medium size, kinda heavy box, pretty wrapping paper & fancy bow on top. I rip it open to find...a steam iron. Then the a**hole says "my mom picked that out for you, it's to go with the ironing board my parents got for you so you can keep all my shirts looking nice". Yeah, over the next 2-1/2 years, we were separated 3 times & I got a divorce in June, 1973. Never looked back.
Justme 3 years ago
The only time a practical appliance is a suitable gift for a significant other is: they asked for it AND you’ve added a piece of surprise jewelry inside.
Whitefox 3 years ago
Nah, If I asked for it.. It's probably expensive enough as it is. That and I actually don't like jewelry.
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Cara G 3 years ago (edited)
I need a soapbox for this. [steps up] The tradition of gift giving is rooted in the sentiment of the act, not in the gift itself. It tells a person that we think of them often and care enough to listen, learn, remember, understand, anticipate, and act with love. Gift giving allows us to select a token that reflects these sentiments to the recipient IF we use them in choosing the gift. It's not about the token itself but the spike in serotonin that occurs when we've shown someone we regard them highly and they receive it with gratitude and excitement. Even if we miss the mark occasionally, it's why the idiom "it's the thought that counts" exists (assuming there was thought put in). Even in the wild crows bring small trinkets to a human after a trust bond is established. We wouldn't place rules on this because we understand why they are doing it and it makes us (and them!) happy. Maybe we should stop doing it to each other. And now I lovingly step off the soapbox.
Brina 3 years ago (edited)
Completely. One thing as women we tend to forget, men can't read minds. Not all guys are into the "mushy" stuff, some people just aren't great gifters. But I've noticed, men especially, will take all your likes, and go with the most logical one. If you keep repeating you need a new vacuum, he's going to take it quite literally, and get it when the time comes. He believes you want it, because you keep saying it. All they're trying to do is please you. Then some women complain. Like bruh, you're hubby was just trying to make you happy. Don't give him hell cus he got what YOU asked for. Little kids do the same thing. They just want to make you happy. All these people complaining about their S.O.'s Smh... At least he/they were listening.
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Daria 3 years ago
I couldn't get what's wrong with having this cooker for Christmas until I read the comments. Some people are so spoiled *smh*
Vuun 3 years ago
Thank you for the voice of reason! We don't do Christmas gifts with my SO, but if we did, we would definitely both prefer something practical like a rice cooker.
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Nathaniel 3 years ago
Marjorie, kitchen utensils and tools are suitable Christmas presents as you should be spending your time in the kitchen preparing my meals!
Candice Swanson 3 years ago
I must not be like most women because I would LOVE to get new household items for gifts.
kool mudkips 3 years ago
I was just thinking the same thing. Anything that is useful would be a great gift for me. Especially something for the kitchen. Where I love to spend time with my teens. Who are learning to cook and bake. I got an amazing stand mixer for Christmas last year. I could even make the spoiled bunch freak out worse... He bought it from the p**n shop! Gasp! I believe in reusing and recycling anything that can be. I absolutely hate the way new things are made to break with their planned obsolescence. It is such a waste of resources. I'm not an environmentalist but wasting resources that are finite makes no sense. I try to buy things that can be fixed rather than thrown away and will always buy used if I am certain it is in good shape. I would rather have pots and pans, a new microwave, blender, etc over jewelry any day. I'm just a weirdo though I guess.
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"There are a number of things you can do to express your thoughts more clearly through text," the author of The Joy of Writing Journal: Spark Your Creativity in 8 Minutes a Day told Bored Panda.
"Be clear about what your goals are. After writing the first draft, ask yourself whether your writing will likely produce the results you were going for."
"Focus on your target audience or readership. Who will be reading this review, article, email, text, or other writing? What are their goals? Their pain points? How can you help them? What language and examples will resonate for them?"
#14
Yes Indeed
Michael A. Brown 3 years ago
And 4 people found that information helpful??
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Brie Sansotta 3 years ago
4 people found the review helpful. 2 other people actually tried to read the book, but didn't get past the long dedication to himself, the author, on page one.
Kathleen M 3 years ago
My new husband gave me a blowgun for our first Christmas together---because he wanted one. The next year was a weed wacker. I passed up the chance to run like hell. Sigh. I was such a fool.
#15
Rare Earth Magnets…ping!
robin aldrich 3 years ago
Me, too...but I'm sure gramps got tired of it real fast...
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Wiz Weird 3 years ago
Magnet fishing. It's awesome! You never know what you might bring up from the bottom of the lake, or river!!! Check it out on you tube!
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#16
Workwear Crocs
BoredPandaSucks 3 years ago (edited)
yes they are uglier than money butt, however every time I wear mine in public, I know someone is judging me first by my bad foot fashion sense and not my goofy lookin' face. I consider this a win!
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Michael Largey 3 years ago
I used to work in a restaurant kitchen. Nobody had the time (or the inclination) to look at anybody's shoes.
Marilyn Russell 3 years ago
Look, when you get to be over 50, you won’t care if shoes are ugly if your feet don’t hurt. And I used to wear cute high heels back in the days of my youth.
AnotherAtheist 3 years ago
I have made holes with scalpel on the sides where they are supposed to be and now they breathe fine.
Thomas Ewing 3 years ago
Practicality beats aesthetics. Would be nice if they breathed, but not if it lets in floor slime!
Annie 3 years ago
I have a pair (also in culinary service), and they RUINED my feet. My plantar fasciitis came back with a vengeance, and the ball of my right foot caused so much pain that my walking gait has changed significantly. And this is *after* I upgraded to Crocs.
Jennifer Potter 3 years ago
Ugh, that happened to me with the work clogs - my Mom got me a new pair that was 1/2 a size too small, and I figured I'd at least try them out for the day to see if they could work - somehow managed to tear part of my back (yes I said tear) when I was stretching up to load a shelf because my toes werent supporting my body weight correctly :( :( :( :(
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Angel Titties
Petro Roos 3 years ago
I need this bra!!!! PLEASE TELL ME MORE. My boo bees need to be held up on cloud pillows!!!
Ervin Conn 3 years ago
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00GZBH5M4/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_awdb_imm_784CTX2HP96EF4T04Y1J
ThePunnyBunny 3 years ago
Too bad it doesn't come in Big Boob sizes (DD+), but happy for those that can get one!
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Anonymouse 3 years ago (edited)
She has a cat as her profile pic; therefore she is trustworthy.
Margie Ang 3 years ago
I'm not in the US, so can't get this product, but I've been using wire-free bras for the past few years, and let me tell you, I'd never go back to wired bras...
Allison B 3 years ago
Aww. How sad. That's way too small for me. Sigh. It's so hard finding bras my size. 😭
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No way this girl is above a C-cup. Speaking as a G-cup, if it doesn't leave torture marks on my body for at least 20 minutes after I take it off for the day, it doesn't support me.
Marilyn Russell 3 years ago
I want to know what bra this is. When you’ve got D or bigger boobs, you’ve probably gone through hundreds of dollars worth of bras that didn’t need up working out.
Imanuella 3 years ago
Hahaha.... Now I'm seeing cupids holding up titties.
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I tried to do a hot link and entered too soon. Should have been Warner’s cloud 9 wire free
Paula Carr 3 years ago
Doesn't come in my size. If you're bigger than a C cup, look elsewhere.
To make our sentences more colorful, Tener suggests asking ourselves how can we bring our writing to life for our readers by providing examples and stories.
"Metaphors can often make writing vivid. And employing various senses (smell, taste, sound, touch, and visuals) will also make your writing vivid," she said.
"The more specific you can be, the more it illustrates your points and engages your readers."
#18
Bread Slippers
#19
I Appreciate Honest Reviews
Michael Largey 3 years ago
Ungrateful and entitled at the age of only 21! She must not have been raised right.
Kim W 3 years ago
Ikr.. and if this is real someone sounds like an enabler.🤷
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Lea 3 years ago
Never buy clothing as a gift for anyone unless they have asked for something specific!!! Especially your own children who are 14+
Shyla Bouche 3 years ago
When my cousin was 15, she asked for clothes for Christmas. She told everyone to buy the ugliest thing they could find, and she'd love it. Smart girl, my cousin.
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🤣🤣🤣🤣 I, THANK GOD, invested in those 1997 birth control pills for this exact reason. My condolences to you
#20
Tina Watching Out For The Rest Of Us
Katie Kerg 3 years ago
They really are I saw something yesterday about a bear bribing a dog with deer bones for access to the trash
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Midnight Fury 3 years ago
It’s really funny, but here in Romania we have bear-proof trash cans along pathways, which are literally cemented into the concrete so they can’t be turned over. Last summer I saw one uprooted — concrete and all.
Lea 3 years ago
There are national parks in the United States that are in an arms race with the bears cuz the bears just keep figuring them out the bear proof trash bins.
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Justme 3 years ago (edited)
What kind of bear are we talking here? Black bears are persistent, grizzly’s are strong, polar bears are stronger, koalas…. I don’t know much about koalas but they look dexterous.
Shyla Bouche 3 years ago
I was at PetSmart once, looking at cat toys (WAY before Bouche). A young man working there asked if I needed anything. I asked him if he had any cat toys that were cat proof. After looking at them, he had to admit they had no cat toys that were cat proof.
Maggie Mae 3 years ago
Bears have been Observing Humans for Years and Can now Open Doors and Locked Freezer whenever they Wish to!!Oh and if you are nutty enough to Have Your Windows Tinted on Your Vehicle they only See another Bear and will Attack at will!!
Janet Graham 3 years ago
This makes me wonder what kind of product this is. Should it be bear proof? Would you expect it to be bear resistant? Do bears often attack this product? Is there a video?
Vicki Perizzolo 3 years ago
they're smarter than a goodly share of the human population and a LOT stronger... if they can, they will
#21
This Review For A Book About Demons
AJay 3 years ago
Never mind I found it: The Lesser Key of Solomon (https://www.amazon.com.au/Lesser-Key-Solomon-Aleister-Crowley-ebook/dp/B099NBFXDN)
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Shyla Bouche 3 years ago
How much do demons normally cost? They're evil angels, so do good angels cost the same? Do the horns or halo come with, or are they extra? Is there sales tax? My demon isn't going to come in a cardboard box, is it? They're awfully flammable. What about a fire extinguisher?
Michael Largey 3 years ago
Cost per demon = number of dollars divided by number of demons. 8 / 72 = 0.1111111111... Yep, it's about 11 cents. (I think you did 72 / 8 = 9). Check : 72 x $0.11 = $7.92 (about 8 dollars). But 72 x $0.09 = $6.42.
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Kay Christensen 3 years ago
$0.11 for a demon is an excellent bargain. I usually pay much more. 😈
Kyra DarkStar 3 years ago
You can get it on Kindle for $1.36. That's only $0.0188888888888889 per demon. Oh c**p...I forgot to add tax.
Fitz_N_Fartz 3 years ago
Gotten used to people measuring in 'football pitches', or weighing by how many whales etc, now it appears books can be valued demonically.......
Herefortheparty 3 years ago
I actually think that the cost versus subject matter depends on how many demons you were able to beat after reading the book. Please reassess and update your review.
And it's not like you have to sacrifice form if you want cohesive content. "Illustrative writing actually increases clarity when done correctly," Tener added.
"If you're not sure your writing is clear, ask a person in the target audience to read your writing and to let you know where they get bored or confused."
#22
I Love Writing On A Subatomic Level!
ejfs 3 years ago
If you're going to leave a review as glowing as this AT LEAST NAME THE PRODUCT SO OTHER PEOPLE CAN BE EQUALLY BLESSED.
Teri Colton 3 years ago
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01AXCRBYC?ref_=cm_sw_r_cp_ud_dp_861TSAK7XG1SZHWF6WE6&pldnSite=1
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Sonia Ward 3 years ago
I've got these. I love them. My favourite pens ever. And they write on shiny calendars too. OK, pen hype over.
Stephanie Paich 3 years ago
THIS is how you write a review. Concise, entertaining, and helpful.
KING ILLEGAL FOREST 3 years ago
I use these and they're super fine, plus easy to write with: https://a.co/bOKD17Z
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#23
Fishnets Are A Bad Influence
Cara G 3 years ago
In all seriousness, DO NOT offer something like this to your pet to play with. In my years working in animal medicine, one of the most commonly removed items from animal intestines during a foreign body surgery (that I witnessed or assisted) is pantyhose/stockings. What's worse is that they can cause a linear foreign body obstruction where they wrap around sections of intestine causing necrosis, which then also have to be resected and can then lead to further lifelong complications. Please only use toys that are actually designed for pets, preferably with approval from your veterinarian.
Mary Peace 3 years ago
Certainly wouldn't occur to me to give my pet anything like this, but thank you for the warning.
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Kno1kares 3 years ago
There's a theatre playing Rocky horror picture show somewhere in your area.
Michael Largey 3 years ago
This is why Bernard was tearing up the other stockings. They just weren't "him", and he wanted to let you know that his needs weren't being met.
#24
How Do I Turn This Monitor On
Martin Kaine 3 years ago
You really shouldn't have to feel around for that underside button. If you take your time with the device and followed the instructions in the first sentence, the button should be easy to find.
Preda Jittanoon 3 years ago
I hope I'm not the only one who that read that in Antonio Banderas (yes, I did see it was answered by Zorro).
Imanuella 3 years ago
And should you be screaming profanity to it for no reason to turn it off?
Andy Frobig 3 years ago
Stupid me, this whole time I was tying cherry stems in knots with my tongue
#25
Looking To “Flatter Her Splatter Cannon”
Kelly Taylor 3 years ago
"it's an or-thotic device" - Hank Hill "Hank's wearing butt boobies!" - Dale Gribble
Upstaged75 3 years ago
I saw these leggings get popular with everyone who enjoys posting pics of their butt on social media. But I knew that I would look exactly the same as this woman due to the fact that my behind is flatter than a pancake. Flat butts - good for sitting, not great for pants. :)
Laura A Ivett 1 year ago
I saw some girls wear these in the gym, they had them pulled so far up their crack, it was gross.
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Anna roberts 3 years ago
Brenda, sadly, my dear, a lot of us have flat behinds along with hip and knee replacements. Now I could try to do a squat, but are you available to transport to the ER? If so it will save some on the lawsuit....
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To challenge yourself beyond routine product reviews, emails, and work reports, Tener suggests, "making lists and then using a prompt for an item on the list."
"For example, list ten things you love about your phone. Then pick one and write about it in a humorous or playful way," she explained."
Her most recent book, The Joy of Writing Journal: Spark Your Creativity in 8 Minutes a Day, is a great resource for these kinds of prompts as well as other creative, playful, and engaging tasks.
#26
One Of My Personal Favorites
Nathaniel 3 years ago
AA, seen a couple of your comments going -1, the downvoting troll is about, evening you up when I can.
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Nupraptor 3 years ago
You absolutely can run 4K (3840x2160) on a 1080p monitor with resolution scaling. https://nvidia.custhelp.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/5280/~/how-to-enable-nvidia-image-scaling
C.M. 3 years ago
That link is all about upscaling a resolution. Why would anyone want to run something at 4k just to downscale it back to 1080p? If you're monitor only supports 1080p, no software is going to change that. Software isn't going to change the number of pixels a monitor has. Next you'll be telling people to go download more RAM.
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Kris Cayocca (Cayote) 3 years ago
A complaint about spelling from someone who apparently doesn't know what an apostrophe is! "Cant" "heres"?
#27
Monica’s Dark Energy
JERRY NO YOU DON’T supports Ukraine 3 years ago
You're hilarious Nathaniel (I'm being genuine in case people think this is sarcasm)
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Narwhal Blast 3 years ago
How to be a Monica and scare the crystal balls out of mediums? Please teach me.
#28
Ps5 Not Waterproof
#29
Baked Bread & Had Sex
Noodle 3 years ago
Sourdough looks harder than it is, if you’re tryna impress I would recommend
Andy Frobig 3 years ago
She'd be more impressed if it was as hard as it looked
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Amaranthim Talon 3 years ago
I want to toss in my support for the Lekue. Don't know that it will get you laid, but it does make some great bread!
#30
What Product Makes This Review Even Funnier?
Cara G 3 years ago
I think this is the fiancee from the tiny plastic babies.
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Deborah Harris2 3 years ago
I once had 13 human sized bean bags delivered to me by Amazon instead of 1. They blocked my hallway for 2 weeks whilst I waited for them to collect them. It never happened and I was told to keep them all ... 5 years later I still have 4 no one wants not even my local charity shop.. Top Tip never allow your teenage son to open the door to an Amazon delivery guy..
Jill Hojnacki 3 years ago
We (this was about 15-20 yrs ago) had an auto-cleaning litter box that used disposable plastic catch pans. They came something like 12 to a box. I ordered 2 boxes. Came home to 1 carton holding 3 boxes. The company said just to keep them. Okay. Came home the next day to 3 more cartons. Then 2 the day after. They just kept coming. Eventually managed to get ahold of someone in the company who went back and rechecked the order. Somehow, they had entered it as 2 PALLETS. They stopped the second pallet load from shipping, but couldn’t stop the first. Cartons came in ones and twos for weeks on end. The company didn’t want them back. We had cartons of cat box trays stacked to the ceiling on our front porch. The litter box eventually died, as did the cats who were originally using it - loooong before we’d even come close to using all of them.
#31
For "Police Strength" Pepper Spray
#32
Fart Launcher, +30 Wind Damage With +50 Poison Damage
#33
Leah Gets Some Motivation
#34
Very Efficient Knife
#35
Well, I’m Glad He Found What He’s Looking For
Daydreaming in the dark 3 years ago
if its wrong then i dont want to be right
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Misstaken138 3 years ago
He totally looks like Paul Sr. from Orange County Choppers!
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ZombieSushi386 3 years ago
Finally a coffee cup that fulfills my need for the glorious beverage of life. I need!
Karen Klinck Klinck 3 years ago
I usually don't break into hysterical laughter--but this did it! Excuse me, I have to wipe my eyes...
Nicole Tomme 3 years ago
Found it! https://www.amazon.com/Allures-Illusions-Worlds-Largest-Gigantic/dp/B00F690L0E/ref=mp_s_a_1_3?crid=38IP38L9XWYFR&keywords=giant+coffee+cup&qid=1666819309&qu=eyJxc2MiOiI0LjQ0IiwicXNhIjoiNC4wNiIsInFzcCI6IjMuMzYifQ%3D%3D&sprefix=gisnt+coff%2Caps%2C163&sr=8-3
Nicole Tomme 3 years ago
https://www.amazon.com/Allures-Illusions-Worlds-Largest-Gigantic/dp/B00F690L0E/ref=mp_s_a_1_3?crid=38IP38L9XWYFR&keywords=giant+coffee+cup&qid=1666819309&qu=eyJxc2MiOiI0LjQ0IiwicXNhIjoiNC4wNiIsInFzcCI6IjMuMzYifQ%3D%3D&sprefix=gisnt+coff%2Caps%2C163&sr=8-3
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How Else Are You Gonna Judge The Size Of The Case?
Sue User 3 years ago
I dont know. After seeing those Maibe C**n cats, I realise cat sizes can really vary.
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Slight Issue With Some Bathroom Scales
Michael Largey 3 years ago
Or just go to New Zealand and correct for the kangaroos.
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Driveway Alarm Saved 2 Marriages
Susan Mercurio 3 years ago
I had a boyfriend who threw me out of the back door with my clothes in my arms when his wife appeared on the sidewalk with the chief of police. Forgive me - I was only 19 years old and we were truly in love.
#39
Found On Twitter
Captain Kyra 3 years ago
I got a weighted blanket big enough for my whole bed, my husband complained it's too heavy. One night he got cold, he slept so well with the blanket he is now completely converted to it's regular use.
#40
Found This While Looking At Costumes For Purim
ADHD McChick 3 years ago
Or, get a cheap white plastic flower pot, hot glue it to the hood, and wear it like a hat, to create a toothpaste cap!
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A Review For Alli Weight Loss Pills 🤭😆
The Other Guest 3 years ago
♫ Baby shart doo doo doo doot doo doo baby shart doo doo doo doot doo doo ♪
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Michael Largey 3 years ago
That's what Queen Elizabeth always said when someone bowed before her to get knighted.
#42
Both. My. Stomachs.
#43
Look At This Photograph
#44
This Made Me Laugh Out Loud
Adam Zad 3 years ago
Is that the Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer??! Read the reviews! You can thank me later.
#45
Poor Teddy
#46
A Review On $4 Italian Espresso I Found This Week.
Tracy Wallick 3 years ago
I too would like comely Scotsmen in kilts rubbing my feet, where do I sign up?
ThePunnyBunny 3 years ago
I read that as "life goats" which would also be appropriate given the review.
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#48
Just Amazing
#49
Nothing Can Stop These Pants
#50
Wait A Minute...
Michael Largey 3 years ago
Always give people you can't stand a hug. Then you'll know how deep a hole you'll have to dig.
#51
I Was Told Y’all Would Appreciate A Review I Found Yesterday
Stephanie A Mutti 3 years ago
Murder She Wrote is the winning choice,,,but only before Jessica moved to NY.
#54
Herb Grinder Review
Susan Mercurio 3 years ago
Just go on Amazon and look up Heavy Duty Herb Grinder, gunmetal grey
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Mood
#56
Great Blanket For When You Get Kicked Out By Your Wife
#57
On A Set Of Nesting Loch Ness Ladles
ThePunnyBunny 3 years ago
https://a.co/d/0lciMvx for those wanting the set. Has the ladle, a colander ladle, and a tea infusor. They're adorable, space saving, and bpa-free! I believe they also sell them all separately but then you're breaking a family apart, and how could you be so heartless?
Suburbanmama00 3 years ago
You can get a little Nessy metal spoon for your coffee/tea cup or mug too. It's really cute. I don't have the family because I found most of them separately before I saw the set. I use mine decoratively because they are too weak and bendy to be functional. I bought them a long time ago, so maybe newer ones are stronger
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Link Is Too Smol
hehehaha 3 years ago
it’s not about the size of the wave it’s the motion of the ocean
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#59
Sleep, Glorious Sleep
#60
At Least She Didn’t Take The Drain Cover
#61
Look At This Absolute Chad
steampunk dandelion 3 years ago
please don't call conspiracy theorists/those that profit off conspiracy theorists chads......
#63
Dyson Hair Styler Review :)
Francine Govan 3 years ago
Dyson makes these supersonic hair dryers and fancy hair straighteners - range from $5550-$800 CND. (you read that right!) They are apparently AMAZING and damage your hair a lot less than other dryers and straighteners ... but yeah. Pricey af.
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#64
If Only It Worked Like That
#65
12 Ft Beach Ball
#66
Found This Review For A Bikini Trimmer...
Daniel Atkins 3 years ago (edited)
Hey he will need to buy the blanket reviewed above that allows you to sleep comfortably out doors.
#67
Just What I Needed!
Donkey boi 3 years ago
Oooo, I've got these! They are very good. In the winter when the hooves get too wet and rubbery, a lot of trimmers just won't cut. In the summer when they hooves are more solid than reinforced concrete, most cutters will break your wrist trying to cut through. These cutters work effortlessly in any situation and I haven't had to sharpen or oil them once yet (I've had them for 2 years!).
#68
Gotta Go Fast!
#69
Sour Candy
Jeanie F-L 3 years ago
Yep, buying these for my husband...gonna repackage them in something and smile sweetly while I offer him some "lemon like candies" ...
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Cath Rowe 3 years ago
I bought a load of extremely sour sweets with the evil intention of giving them to “ Trick or Treat “ children I left them in a big dish by the front door When the first children knocked on the door I scurried to the door …. Only to find the bowl completely empty and my big dog sitting there looking very guilty They say karma is a b***h but I got severely punished by a dog s******g bullets of sweets and wrappers all over the house and the garden !
#70
I Went On Amazon To Order A Bowstring For My Recurve Bow... Saw This Top-Rated Review!
Eliyahu Rooff 3 years ago
He's in trouble. The pull rating is not the breaking point. It'll hold hundreds of pounds of weight.
#73
Ya Know, For Some Reason I Don’t Feel Peaceful
#74
The Item In Question Was A 250 Pack Of LED Diodes
FakeOptimist 3 years ago
An there was me thinking that only Americans smother everything in ketchup....
Just Chilling 3 years ago
As an American, I find this offensive… we use mustard too.
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#75
Don’t Let Jeff Borrow Your Shoes
Nathaniel 3 years ago
Is one called a flip, the other a flop? As a pair they are then flip flop?
Curly potato 3 years ago
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? Felipe Flop!
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Found Many Weird Review Gems While Searching For Sonic Merch, This Is Probably The Best One.
#78
This Was The Review That Made Me Buy The Mat (It’s Very Comfy Tbh)
#79
Soulless
Daydreaming in the dark 3 years ago
you dont store your sould in your shoes?? what are you going to do in an emergancy??
#80
It Just Ain’t Right
#81
This Random Comment Cracked Me Up While I Was Looking At Reviews On A Sleep Training Book For My Toddler.
Jeanie F-L 3 years ago
Use the dinosaurs to teach your kid to sleep ...or play with your kid till they pass out then go to sleep...?
#82
So Romantic…
Michael Largey 3 years ago
But I'd like to see the neighbors' feedback first.
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No Trampoline In Box It's A Desk. Anyone Else Have This Problem???
#84
Spicy Chili
#85
Portal To Hell Vanishes
#86
The American Education System Has Failed Us.
#88
Why
Anyone-for-tea? 3 years ago
As equally annoying when they leave a review saying it looks great in the packet but I’ve not opened it yet! Or, it was a present so I have to wait until their birthday to see how it works.
#89
Pillow Review, May Cause Flatulence
#90
Do They Think Amazon Is Asking For A Photo Of Themselves With The Review?
#91
Just Some Extra Flavor
HangryHangryHippo 3 years ago (edited)
I'm more worried that they actually know what does it taste like 🤢
Lindy Mac 3 years ago
You can smell it... you don't have to taste it to know.
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Note 1000+ Ppl Found This “Helpful”
#93
A Review For A 66 Pound Gas Powered Pressure Washer. Certainly Something You Want To Pack On Your Travels Abroad.
#95
Edited Review Or Time Traveler?
Jeanie F-L 3 years ago
Rofl, I didn't even catch October, only 2019... nice...
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Another Satisfied Customer - True Noise Cancelling Headphones.
#97
I Guess He's Right
#98
Cursed Fleshlight
#99
This Man Ate My Son
Alias Fakaname 3 years ago
This answers so much about Ted Cruz (He is a US senator form Texas)
#101
Terrible Electric Knife. One Star. Anyway Here's A Picture Of Me In The Bath.
Michael Largey 3 years ago
Let's see. A hand-held electrical appliance and someone sitting in a tub full of water. What are the possibilities here?
Susan Mercurio 3 years ago
Please don't give your useless junk to charity/thrift stores! What are you thinking? "Well, they're poor, so they better be grateful for anything, even if it doesn't work"?
#103
This Review On A Manga
IMSORRYIMSTUPID 3 years ago
Is this a joke? How did 286 people find this helpful? Am I stupid?
#105
My Mouthwash Has To Be Purple...
ADHD McChick 3 years ago (edited)
Or, or, hear me out here... You could just go to the store and physically pick the color mouthwash you want, in the exact same brand, bottle, and everything. Or even a different one, if you want. But then again, I guess whining about it online is much more fun...
Isabel Care 3 years ago
It burned my mouth too. Thought the no alcohol one might be less burny than the usual ones, it's not.
#106
The Wolf Of Wall Street
#107
Shoe Waterproofer: Not Intended For Crocs Apparently
Jeanie F-L 3 years ago (edited)
4:30 in the AM?! PLEASE tell me you don't have neighbors! If do, you are committing two indecent acts! (First was the crocs, obviously)
#108
So It Was Good It Hit You?
#109
Looking For A Spider Man Costume For My Kids Birthday. Came Across This In The Actual Description
Tommy Brown 3 years ago
I got this costume for Halloween and noticed that on the size chart so it's funny to find it here. The costume was good
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Nathaniel 3 years ago
I have noticed a downvoting troll on this page. Some people needlessly downvoted. Downvoting is not dislikes, downvoting can lead to people being banned, just for having opinions or making inoffensive jokes. Do not downvote, unless it is for the bots making "$400 an hour" or the obviously racist and hateful people.
Nathaniel 3 years ago
If you see someone on minus numbers, show some love, upvote them, before the downvoting vultures strike.
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Clover 3 years ago
What I have learned from all of this is that I need to be a lot more creative with my Amazon reviews !
Piano 3 years ago
I already spend way too much time trying to comment something creative, and usually just end up deleting it and moving on 😂
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Mary Zurlinden 3 years ago
Am mildly disappointed I am not seeing the infamous Gummy Bear Review here. So here is the link: https://www.amazon.com/review/R2JGNJ5ZPJT4YC
Stannous Flouride 3 years ago
The Tuscan Milk review page is a rabbit hole with reviews in the form of Shakespeare, Emily Dickinson, Robert Frost, Marcel Proust, Samuel Coleridge, Sylvia Plath, and many more. From 2008 comes my favorite, from 'Edgar' in the style of 'The Raven' https://www.amazon.com/review/RXXPVOUH9NLL3
Saracynthiasylviastout 3 years ago
I once read an Amazon review for a HUGE beach ball, I wanna say it was like 6ft tall. I wish that was on this list because I damn near p**s d
B.Nelson 3 years ago
Let me help you with that: https://www.boredpanda.com/funny-beach-ball-amazon-review-reid-hamlin/?utm_source=google&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=organic
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oliver kim 1 year ago
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Karen Klinck Klinck 3 years ago
I recommend the Amazon reviews for the Trump ornament. The number of nervous and traumatized cats was hilarious. (Sorry, no link. The piece of garage I'm on is on strike.)
Nathaniel 3 years ago
I have noticed a downvoting troll on this page. Some people needlessly downvoted. Downvoting is not dislikes, downvoting can lead to people being banned, just for having opinions or making inoffensive jokes. Do not downvote, unless it is for the bots making "$400 an hour" or the obviously racist and hateful people.
Nathaniel 3 years ago
If you see someone on minus numbers, show some love, upvote them, before the downvoting vultures strike.
Load More Replies... Clover 3 years ago
What I have learned from all of this is that I need to be a lot more creative with my Amazon reviews !
Piano 3 years ago
I already spend way too much time trying to comment something creative, and usually just end up deleting it and moving on 😂
Load More Replies... Mary Zurlinden 3 years ago
Am mildly disappointed I am not seeing the infamous Gummy Bear Review here. So here is the link: https://www.amazon.com/review/R2JGNJ5ZPJT4YC
Stannous Flouride 3 years ago
The Tuscan Milk review page is a rabbit hole with reviews in the form of Shakespeare, Emily Dickinson, Robert Frost, Marcel Proust, Samuel Coleridge, Sylvia Plath, and many more. From 2008 comes my favorite, from 'Edgar' in the style of 'The Raven' https://www.amazon.com/review/RXXPVOUH9NLL3
Saracynthiasylviastout 3 years ago
I once read an Amazon review for a HUGE beach ball, I wanna say it was like 6ft tall. I wish that was on this list because I damn near p**s d
B.Nelson 3 years ago
Let me help you with that: https://www.boredpanda.com/funny-beach-ball-amazon-review-reid-hamlin/?utm_source=google&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=organic
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AN AMAZING REMEDY FOR HSV 1& 2. It's so unbelievable how wonderful herbs can be. when I first saw a post that said that a man have a perfect cure for HSV 1&2, i was like could this be real or some kind of scam but due to my eagerness to be cured I took the risk of contacting him, he gave me reasons to believe he is a real herbalist so I followed all his instructions on how to take the d***s for 14 days and now all my test results shows HSV 1&2 (-) negative , Dr Abiola Efe have the most safe cure for herpes and other stubborn virus which are HSV 1&2,STI,STD just name it he has the cure for them all. Contact him via his personal email address which is drabiolasolutionhome@gmail.com . whatsApp +2348100609098 Trust me you will like this method, it's safe cheap and easy. Do well to let others know about this. contec Dr Abiola Efe0810 060 9098 https://g.co/kgs/dRMYjbN
Karen Klinck Klinck 3 years ago
I recommend the Amazon reviews for the Trump ornament. The number of nervous and traumatized cats was hilarious. (Sorry, no link. The piece of garage I'm on is on strike.)
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