50 Funny “I Hate My Job” Memes, As Shared On This Instagram Page

Boom, yes! What a legend

Liberty and Equality are nothing without Fraternity. We need the three.

Cashier pulled in clutch ( I don't know if I'm using that right)

That deserved a hug.

The cashier was covering for him

I’ll add that to my resume

Also commiting to a decision to wear something for the rest of your life And yes, I know about laser removal

They do prepare you for the "follow up" meetings too.

As someone who is covered in tattoos, getting tattooed is far more enjoyable than working in the corporate world, let alone meetings.

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Amazing. Hero achievement unlocked

I had 0 qualms about sharing my salary if only to tease out what my peers made. Also found that most job ads where I worked used the same wording internally and when advertised externally with a salary but no company specified. Needless to say after 2 yrs of being dicked about I finally said im off got offered a £7k payrise there on the spot and another £3k to be paid 6months later. Proudly said you couldnt pay me anything to work here and left. Now when anybody asks me about them or calls with a role with them which happens regularly I tell them the absolute truth about how they treated their staff, gas lighting, false promising, chipping away at peoples self worth, carrot dangling which was always just out of reach, all the while making huge margins on their staff and it still fills me with joy every time I do it.

Is this cultural or did i miss a memo? I have always talked about pay with Co workers, can't see why not. Esspecialy those just above or just below you, so you can decide if promotion is really worth hassle. Co worker asks to see my pay slip, who does it benefit to say no?

literally went from employee of the year to office paraiah when i refused to go along with questionable practices as well as notifying outside agency. when i ended up having surgery they demanded that i return to work immediately despite my drs & surgeon telling them that it would made my condition/disease worse. they attempted to put me in a position that would not be conducive to my health so i decided to resign. when i went to hr their super (who knew what they were doing) asked if this was due to my health. told her yes & she refused to accept my resignation and instead filled out papers for early retirement w/benefits. bosses were not pleased to they spread the rumor that i was fired. backfired when i showed up shortly afterwards for mandatory meeting of all employees & retirees. loved every minute of the meeting

It isn't illegal to share salaries.

Perhaps there's been a misunderstanding.

Can we circle back to the previous point, to establish your line of thinking? Circle back. One of the worst phrases.

That's an interesting perspective. Let me see if I understand this correctly.... I am an interpreter and worked at a call center interpreting calls. We got a new HR person who had no clue. She thought we "did some sign". Our first meeting she tried to change some things that - well interpreters don't do that. Ever. Anywhere. Under any circumstances. She tried to double-speak, linguistically program us. After one of the employees explained to her that this doesn't work on us because our jobs are to understand meaning she had nothing left. They got rid of her and the same employee looked at our bosses and said "Don't do that again".

The way you stated is just fine, go ahead with it.

I want to make sure we are in alignment.

What if I still want to ride a pony on a space rainbow and I want my future employer to know?

my dream is to live in a society where i don't have to rely on being flatulent, er i mean fluent in bullshitese, and trade 1/3 or more of my day to day life in exchange for a paycheck to be able procure a means of providing sustenance for myself and family. guess i need to get my head out of the clouds

Personally opting for a unicorn over a pony, but let's not split hairs.

I'm past the point of BSing for a job. If they aren't looking for an honest, non-BSing employee, I don't want to work there. Ask me about my dreams, I'll tell you about the pony. You don't want to hear about a pony, then ask a less stupid question.

I couldn't disagree more. A cover letter is a chance to show a bit of your personality, something to differentiate yourself, because most people who apply for jobs have essentially the same résumé.

Brilliant idea!

It's called glassdoor...

I always thought asking/providing references was stupid - why would I provide contact information for somebody who isn't going to say I'm awesome?! Then it happened, I got a call from either an HR business partner or hiring manager asking about an employee I'd fired for stealing... Now legally in my state (FL), you can't really say anything bad about a former employee, so I had to almost coach the caller into asking me one of the few things I could answer, "Would you re-hire this person?"... NOPE! Had no clue as to why she'd think I would be a good reference, unless she was just punting applications to keep getting government benefits, SMH.

Businesses don't lose good employees, Bad managers do.

Well, you could do that. It'd be interesting to see what they had to reply to that.

My new manager started complaining about me sometimes being a minute late although I often came 10 min early and stayed 5 min late. I started staying in the kitchen area until 15 seconds before the hour instead and turned off the computer in the middle of an email if needed at the exact finish time.

What sucks is that it’s probably a middle manager whose upper management, completely out-of-touch “Senior Manager” is forcing to enforce the rules. Middle management sucks on so many levels. They make or break a business or institution.

how late should you stay there boss. i mean you used 5 minutes to walk down here to b***h about 1 minute

In one week I was called in for being 2 minutes late getting back from break - 2 days later I was called in because I came back from break 2 minutes early. (then again I was called in for mentioning black helicopters - I worked for the IRS)