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Here’s your Attracting Someone’s Attention 101 manual - be yourself! While that’s probably the shortest manual ever, it should speak volumes, as no one has ever found that elusive real love by pretending to be someone else. However, we do know that sometimes, to start that first conversation when your palms are sweaty and mom’s spaghetti is a tough job, and you need to have that certain magic to break the ice. That icebreaker can be the sweater that you knitted from your cat’s molted hair with a portrait of said cat or the story about how you burned off your eyebrows while baking pizza, but a safer and a surer way would be to have that perfect pick up line locked and loaded. And while you think that your opponent in this love game might have some very specific, genteel taste in this legal form of catcalling, a Harry Potter pick-up line always works like a charm. So, here we are, giving you a cornucopia of Harry Potter pick-up lines to choose from, to memorize, and to experiment with.
Most of these cool pick-up lines are based on puns, but what’s a bigger joy than a pun combined with a sultry message and a dash of the World of Wizarding? Only a positive response to this tincture, I presume! There are, of course, also some silly pick-up lines, which should be uproarious if you think that the party of your interest has a peculiar sense of humor. If not, you can just always add a ‘NOT!’ at the end, and you’re absolutely safe from embarrassment. Then there are those clever pick-up lines - they might leave you misunderstood in some cases, so check the grounds thoroughly before dropping one off. But, it is clear as day that all of these Harry Potter pick-up lines will get you the attention that you deserve!
So, prepare a pen and a piece of paper (because we all well know that once you screenshot something, it goes straight into oblivion), and scramble down below where the cool pick-up lines are. Once you are there, vote for the greatest and share this article with your friends in need of this kind of assistance.
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#1
You must play Quidditch. I know a Keeper when I see one.
Bojan Djordjevic 3 years ago
You must play quidditch. You seen to know your way around a broomstick
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#2
Is this the Hogwarts Express? Because it feels like you and I are headed somewhere magical.
#3
The Sorting Hat has spoken, and it says I belong in your house.
#4
You must be a Snitch, because I’ve been Seeking you my whole life.
Jacob Erickson 3 years ago
Then you're a terrible seeker and that Quidditch game has been going on far too long
#5
I’m not trying to impress you, but I say Voldemort out loud.
#6
Did you just use the stupify charm or are you a natural stunner?
Cat Girl 3 years ago (edited)
Coming up with “drop of” lines) No, but I am naturally stunned by your stupidity.
De Co 3 years ago (edited)
Why do you have to be such a D**k about every Line some one probably likes this one??
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My love for you burns like a dying phoenix.
Pomeranian_Oden 3 years ago
Every time I here the word phoenix, I think of the song by Fall Out Boy.
#8
Maybe I’m a squib because I’m powerless in your presence.
#9
You must be my Horcrux because you complete me.
˖⁺(𓍊𓋼𓍊𓋼𓍊)_ 3 years ago
Why read pickup lines if you don't expect them to be cheesy?
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Bojan Djordjevic 3 years ago
I wanna treat you like my horcrux and put just a little of me in you
#10
Your smile is like Expelliarmus. Simple but disarming.
#11
Are you a Dementor? Because you just took my breath away.
Kat Anderson 3 years ago
My brothers best friend had the same girlfriend for 5 years and she sucked so much that my brother just started calling her Dementor because when she walked into the room all the fun was sucked out.
John W 3 years ago
it seems like I'd take one less organ from you, for your brain is akready missing
Load More Replies... #12
Let’s not waste time like Ron and Hermoine, I can’t wait seven years to get with you!
#13
You must be a Nimbus 2000 because you’re sweeping me off my feet.
Mateo Martin 3 years ago
I've already posted this on the Hogwarts express one, but it fits better here "cause I wanna get on you"
Trinity 3 years ago
Honey, the only thing I'll be sweeping is your cremated corpse's ashes. Move along.
De Co 3 years ago
Why do you F*****G have to kill everybody f**k you killer🖕🏿🖕🏽🖕🏾🖕🏼🖕🏻🖕!!!!¡!!
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#14
Are you sure you’re a muggle? Because you look magical.
#15
Hey, you’re a girl, can I take you to the Yule Ball?
Gur Lempel 3 years ago
Plot twist: they're full grown adults and don't go to Hogwarts anymore.
#16
If loving you is a crime, send me to Azkaban!
#17
I may not be the boy who lived, but I can still be your chosen one.
Trinity 3 years ago
You wanna be my "Chosen One"? Oh, is this your statement of consent for me to do inhumane experiments on you?! Thank you so much! My first test is to see if I can make you climax while shattering your femur!
#18
Being with you is like Christmas at the Burrow, cozy and safe and full of good spirit.
Moollay VonSchmeghten 3 years ago
ok this may just be my opinion but that's actually really cute
Bojan Djordjevic 3 years ago
Being with you is like the first time reading half blood prince, devastating, dark, confusing, and ultimately just the setup for a mediocre finale
#19
I might as well be under the Imperius curse because I’d do anything for you.
Trinity 3 years ago
Great. Your first task is to go find another desperate woman and fall in love with her.
De Co 3 years ago (edited)
Just die and stop sayng bad things about These lines you didnt Like a single one so die BECAUSE. "Druma"drums" what's your point in life ?
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#20
I am SIRIUS-ly into you.
Michael Magdalene 3 years ago
Absolutely not. Only Sirius is allowed to make Sirius jokes. That's a lie. All of the marauders made Sirius jokes. But still. My point stands.
Bojan Djordjevic 3 years ago
Are you the marauders map? Because I solemnly swear i am up to no good
#21
Are you a Horcrux? Because I feel like you’ve got a piece of my soul.
#22
You’re like the Philosopher’s Stone, aren’t you? I’ll have to overcome many challenges to get to you, but it’s definitely worth it.
#23
My name may not be Luna, but I sure know how to Lovegood!
#24
Did you survive the Avada Kedavra curse? Because you’re drop-dead gorgeous.
Bojan Djordjevic 3 years ago
You must be the cruiciatus curse because every second with you is agonizing pain.
Ian Dallenbach 3 years ago
Ah, yes let's use the wizarding world's holocaust as a pickup line.
#25
When I get a sniff of love potion, it smells like a home-cooked dinner with you.
Kyndel Winstead 3 years ago
That’s really good and nice of you even though I would probably burn your food
Trinity 3 years ago
Really? The smell I got was you being inside a burning building ready to collapse.
KingLouis 3 years ago
Oh so you want to die with me amidst a burning 🔥🔥.... I'd rather u die to save me the torture
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My Boggart looks like my life without you in it.
#27
I need to learn Occlumency because I can’t get you out of my thoughts.
Trinity 3 years ago
Really? You never even enter my thoughts except for when I think dating you would be a nightmare.
Sunistha Naskar 3 years ago
Yeah...a mentally r****d person would surely date you
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Wanna go manage some mischief together? I solemnly swear I’m up to no good.
Trinity 3 years ago
No thanks. I'd rather die than have to live with you in Azkaban for the crap you'll drag me into.
John W 3 years ago
No thanks. I'd rather die than having to deal with these Azkaban-level comments you're making
Load More Replies... #29
Wow, when I said “Accio hottie,” I didn’t expect it to work!
Trinity 3 years ago
Of course you didn't expect it to work, just like your parents didn't expect you to be a disappointment, but here we are.
Max Morbius 3 years ago
Didn't expect your fathers slim jim to work either but here you are a living mistake oh well s**t happens
ConcЯeteboom4138 3 years ago
Ooo, a new test subject. Now, to test how much time you survive against Avada Kedavra
#30
Do you like Harry Potter? Because I a-Dumbledore you!
Gina N Petolicchio 3 years ago
He might be gay in the fantastic beast franchise but both actors who played him in the Harry Potter franchise are straight
Load More Replies... #31
We may not be in Professor Flitwick’s class, but you sure are charming!
Gur Lempel 3 years ago
They're not in Flitwick's class? This isn't taking place in a magical setting? Disappointing
#32
Mind if I Weasley my way into your heart?
Trinity 3 years ago
Yes, I DO mind. You're 'Ron' to assume that you would ever get a chance with me.
Alida Blackberry 3 years ago
This isn't bad but I prefer the Slytherin version being : mind if I slither - in ;)
#33
Are you a hippogriff? Because I’ll always approach you with the utmost respect.
Trinity 3 years ago
Buckbeak might've scratched Draco, but I'll make sure you don't survive. Still wanna try me?
Maya Sri Patibandla 3 years ago
No I'm a dementor ready to feed off of your Nightmares. Still try to approach me ?
#34
Are you a Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, or Hufflepuff? You’re brave, smart, and kind so I can’t decide.
Dawn ;))) 3 years ago
Naw Im a slytherin: resourceful, cunning and determined. Why don’t people think slytherins have any good traits?
Sylvie 3 years ago
Slytherins are all three. Brave enough to go after our ambitions. Smart enough to active them. And we will always stand up for each other even if we don't know that Slytherin personally.
Load More Replies... William Clark 3 years ago
I'm part of the elites Slytherin may not care for the dust but I'll stand by any snake I see
Gur Lempel 3 years ago
SLYTHERIN. Honestly probably the best house... This person is so covered in Gryffindor-supremacist myths... That's not a compliment.
#35
When I want to conjure a Patronus, I only have to think of you.
McBedo 3 years ago
Man will you shut up? You're posting under every pick up line. These are supposed to be stupid, cringey, cheesy and funny. You're ruining the vibe. You sound like you're 14 and think weird takes like these are cool.
Load More Replies... #36
Hey, send me an owl sometime, I don’t mind a couple of pecks.
#37
Are you a Snitch? Because you’re by far the greatest catch here.
Trinity 3 years ago
And YOU are, by far, the worst catch around here. I'm not desperate enough for you.
John W 3 years ago
As the saying goes, you've never met cringe until you've met Trinity
Load More Replies... #38
I’m not a Beater, a Seeker, or a Chaser. I’m a Keeper.
#39
Are you a basilisk? Because when I caught sight of you, I froze.
Mateo Martin 3 years ago
I don't think they'd appreciate this tbh. I mean, you could say the same thing with Medusa, but I think they'd like that one a little less
Trinity 3 years ago
I froze when I saw you, too! I was so terrified of how hideous you are, that I was petrified.
Bojan Djordjevic 3 years ago
Pretend I'm the basilisk and let me slither through your chamber of secrets
#40
If you were a Dementor, I’d become a criminal just to get your kiss.
#41
You’re the only thing I need in my Room of Requirement.
#42
You have unforgettable eyes – like Lily Potter’s.
Turquoisturtle3 3 years ago
I keep trying to read these because they're funny but your comments are just ruining it so how a bout you just stop being annoying?
Load More Replies... #43
I’ll be anyone you want me to be. I’ve got the polyjuice potion, just give me the hair.
Areku Porce 3 years ago
Not trying to be yourself is a nono when trying to date someone. So no
#44
Are you The Monster Book of Monsters? You’re wild, but I think if I give you a back rub, you might calm down.
Max Morbius 3 years ago
No I am a book of complex daddy issues and bipolar if you rub my back ill associate it with a old wound from rape in my past and kill you 😂😂
#45
I would take a Marauders Map just to stare at you all night!
#46
Are you half-alive Voldemort? Cause you’re always in the back of my mind.
#47
Let me take you to the Quidditch World Cup, I have a personal invitation to the minister’s box.
#48
You belong in the Honeydukes stockroom because you’re so sweet.
#49
Are you using the Confundus charm, or are you just naturally mind-blowing?
#50
Always. (True Potterheads know the power of this single word!)
Angie Chiyoko 3 years ago
WHY!!!!! bro, why has no one just said this one word to me. BROOOOOOOOOOOOOO. like just seriously.
#51
If I was an animagus, I’d transform into your love bug.
Karnevil4 3 years ago
While these are cheesy, I would like to understand why Trinity is being so antagonistic
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#52
I’m just like Oliver Wood, baby. I’m a Keeper!
#53
Me without you is like Fred without George.
Moollay VonSchmeghten 3 years ago (edited)
bro this made me full on ugly cry D': why is jk rowling so cruel couldn't she have just taken one of Fred's ears as well
Trinity 3 years ago
Well, he dies, so do you still want to identify as him? Because I'm all about accuracy, especially with characters that are dead or alive. The only difference is that, unlike George, I won't care about your death.
John W 3 years ago
Well, you die, because I'm gonna give you 5 seconds to run before I curse your annoying ass into oblivion
Load More Replies... #54
Get out of my dreams, and into my enchanted flying Ford Anglia.
Alaina Jackson 3 years ago
Then I'll desert you in that Ford Anglia and have you crash into the Whomping Willow and DIE
#55
You must get top marks in Charms class, you’re a natural!
#56
If you’re looking for a smart and loyal bird, call me Hedwig.
6th Fatui Harbinger, Scamouche 2 years ago
yup, just like the people who annoy me
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#57
Look at these tea leaves. The way I’m reading them, you have a date with me very soon!
#58
Uh oh, better cook me up a Wolfsbane potion, I feel I’m about to become a real animal!
#59
Don’t worry, I’m not like Gilderoy Lockhart. I’ve got the substance to back up my dashing good looks and charm.
Max Morbius 3 years ago
What ever your drinking i want some because from where i am standing good looks looks more like a troll no substance can fix that
#60
I wish I had a Pensieve so I could show you all the good memories I have from the first time we met.
#61
I wish I had a Time Turner so I could make a better first impression on you.
Trinity 3 years ago
Even if you tried harder each time, you could never be superior to Draco Malfoy.
Maya Sri Patibandla 3 years ago
I Thank God you don't have one . It savese the trouble of stealing it and using it to avoid you or better punch you
#62
You’re a bit like a thestral; mysterious, brooding, and not everyone can appreciate your beauty. But I do!
#63
I bought a pair of Vanishing Cabinets – I set one up in my bedroom, just tell me where to put the other.
The Captain 3 years ago
Jump from a high spot and tuck your knees, it will slide up there easier.
#64
I’m a bit like Ginny Weasley; a really popular girl, but if you can lock me down, I’m yours forever.
#65
You had me at “Harry Potter.”
#66
You’re like a chocolate frog, sweet and full of bounce!
#67
It’s like I’m Severus Snape, and you’re the Defense Against the Dark Arts post; I keep trying to get to you and finally I will.
#68
I’m like Harry Potter and you’re Draco Malfoy; I’m always thinking about you.
The Truth Behind The Myth Luna Lightning 3 years ago
This is why people don't like us
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It’s like we’re Harry Potter and Sirius Black – everyone knows I want you so badly, but only you know how pure my love is.
#70
You can have the portkey to my heart.
Max Morbius 3 years ago
Can I have it on a platter instead with sauteed onions garlic butter and s nice chef salad 👅🤷♀️
#71
If the merpeople kidnapped you, I’d save you – after all, they only did it because you’re the most important person to me!
#72
If I ever get invited to a Slug Club party, will you be my date?
#73
Let me play you a little lullaby on my flute and you relax, you’ve been working like a dog recently.
#74
Want a beach holiday on the Black Sea? My sailing ship is waiting underneath the dock.
Alaina Jackson 3 years ago
Maybe while we're at it you'll become one of those bodies in the sea
#75
I’m like Mad Eye Moody, I’ve got an enchanted eye on you.
#76
Hey, I’m like a shifting Hogwarts staircase; you never know exactly where you’ll end up with me!
Trinity 3 years ago
Oh, I know exactly where we'll end up. You'll be in Fluffy's stomach while I'll be in Draco Malfoy's arms, making out with him. I'd call that a happy ending.
KingLouis 3 years ago
And then you wake up with a fat snotty 18 yr old trying something
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I hope you’re an auror, because I am one dark wizard that needs catching.
#78
Hey, what position do you play in Quidditch? I’ll be your Chaser until a new position becomes available.
#79
I’m like the Filch to your Prof. Umbridge – I love watching you work!
#80
You must be the Ministry of Magic because I keep doing absolutely crazy things to get to you! (Stepping in toilets, kidnapping and impersonating strangers, it’s serious)
#81
When I look into the Mirror of Erised, I see you giving me your number.
#82
Is your name Firenze? Because you’re the centaur of my universe.
Alaina Jackson 3 years ago
Is your name Dolores Umbridge? Because I'll stomp on your face and drag you out into the woods
#83
If I was yours, I’d get a tattoo so you could summon me anytime.
#84
Meet me at the Three Broomsticks, so I can butter you up with a Butter Beer.
Trinity 3 years ago
I'll have the beer, but I'll scull it down so I get a free drink and get out of there before you annoy me any longer.
Micheal Newsom 3 years ago
Something tells me you need less butter in your diet
Load More Replies... #85
I think I’m getting pretty good at Divination – I see you and me together for a long long time!
#86
Is your name Romilda Vane? Because I think I drank your love potion by mistake.
Alaina Jackson 3 years ago
Hopefully nobody gets you a bezeoar! And the potion wasn't meant for you, genius.
#87
Don’t worry, I’m not at all like Prof. Quirrell. What you see is what you get, I’m not two-faced.
#88
Get me to a church! I’m ready to make an Unbreakable Vow with you!
Micheal Newsom 3 years ago
Because he broke his vow to you? Can't blame him
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Are there any prophecies about you in the ministry of mysteries? Because you’re my chosen one.
#90
We have a special connection, don’t go all Gellert Grindelwald on me.
#91
Let’s get a room at the Leaky Cauldron, and hang out on the edge of a magical world!
#92
Are you interested in making some magic together?
#93
My pegasus-pulled chariot is out front if you ever fancy a weekend in France.
#94
You’re like a sip of Veritaserum, I’ll tell you anything you want to know – just ask!
#95
Here, have a drink – it’s a port key back to my place
#96
Let’s repot a mandrake plant together – I want to raise some kind of baby with you!
White Tiger 3 years ago
Plot twist, they end up having a human baby and doing the same thing with it
Trinity 3 years ago
And listen to two equally annoying creatures? I already struggle maintaining my sanity and composure near you, but two of you? I'd piss Voldemort off enough for him to kill me.
Micheal Newsom 3 years ago
Lily and James were both killed by Voldemort for having a baby... you know what you must do
Load More Replies... #97
Let’s have a little drink of Felix Felicis and see if we can get lucky.
#98
Call me a Hungarian Horntail, I’m a nasty piece of work.
Micheal Newsom 3 years ago
Hahaha they stole this one straight out of your diary
Load More Replies... #99
I hope you’re a little bit like Lavender Brown – ready to snog me to death!
#100
I’m like the Night Bus – a real crazy ride, but better than nothing!
#101
Call me Prof. Lupin, every once in a while, you have to watch out for my teeth!
#102
Being without you is like being afflicted with the Cruciatus Curse.
#103
You must be a bludger because you knock me out.
#104
You’ve got my heart on lockdown like a Gringotts Vault.
#105
How would you like your name to show up in my bedroom on the Marauder’s Map?
#106
Are you Cho Chang? Because every champion of Hogwarts seems to want a piece of you.
#107
You must be a house-elf, because you clean up great.
#108
What do you say we disapparate out of here?
What do you think ?
Dawn ;))) 3 years ago
I honestly can’t believe this one isn’t in here: Can I Slytherin to your Chamber of Secrets?
Elizabeth Sundby 3 years ago
or just. lets go to my house and explore your chamber of secrets
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Gaya Knust 3 years ago
I confess I didn't read every single one, but in case it's not there, here's my contribution: I'm not Luna, but I know how to love good.
White Tiger 3 years ago
What about "I hope you have the philosopher's stone, because I want to be with you forever!"
Dawn ;))) 3 years ago
I honestly can’t believe this one isn’t in here: Can I Slytherin to your Chamber of Secrets?
Elizabeth Sundby 3 years ago
or just. lets go to my house and explore your chamber of secrets
Load More Replies... Gaya Knust 3 years ago
I confess I didn't read every single one, but in case it's not there, here's my contribution: I'm not Luna, but I know how to love good.
White Tiger 3 years ago
What about "I hope you have the philosopher's stone, because I want to be with you forever!"
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