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The Harry Potter film series debuted in 2001, which means we are a step away from its 20-year anniversary. (If the world doesn’t collapse, and nobody is entirely sure from what we’ve seen so far.) The truth is, as time has passed, only now do we realize how funny that spellbound universe truly was. So no Sirius faces allowed after this point!

If you haven’t thought of Harry Potter as an excellent source for jokes, puns, and one-liners, bear with us. Bored Panda has compiled a list full of Riddikulously funny tweets that prove you don’t need to be a Potterhead to indulge in some much-needed sassiness.

The list may come as especially enjoyable to millennials, since according to this research, the Harry Potter series “has had a powerful effect on the entire generation.” And who are we to refute science?

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J Rob
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That is a crazy coincidence!

Ally Kaye
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When you miss the Hogwarts Express

Mark
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If they were all on the same form of public transport at the same time, that would make you think twice ;)

Palestinian warrior
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5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

lol Voldemort at the back of the head!😂😂

Olivia Murphy
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wonder if they did this on purpose. . . .

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    Vic
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also he wears a long dress and has jewelry (the ring)

    Eva the Ravenclaw Bookworm!
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AHAHAHAHA whoever made this connection is genius.

    Olivia Murphy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just imagine. . . .Voldemort. A girl. Would he have long hair?

    Amy Mooney
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg I posted this one on my Instagram

    Stille20
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Teenage girls have tiaras and a special cup?

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    Rosie Price
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well...I guess it's logic?

    Catlady6000
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depending on the sibling, a cupboard under the stairs may seem like heaven

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    Mark
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its a good job he got out of that cupboard under the stairs before puberty ;)

    Kate Ewalt
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We looked at a house with two sets of stairs, and two cupboard rooms under the stairs - we have twins so it was a serious thought :D

    Bored Panda reached out to Andy McCray, the founder and editor at the website Harry Potter Fan Zone, to find out what it is about the Harry Potter series that clicks with so many people still today. The project was launched back in 2003 when Andy was a 14-year-old student from Canberra, Australia. It is now one of the largest Wizarding World sources on the internet.

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    Andy explained that Harry Potter has such a passionate and enthusiastic following because it embedded itself in the zeitgeist of the 2000s. “An entire generation grew up reading the books and watching the films, and the characters and stories have transcended the page to became part of popular culture."

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    Steve Barnett
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fair play, this is funny; I'm still chortling and visualising it.

    Vic
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *points wand at gate* Alohojiggle!!

    Olivia Murphy
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    4 years ago

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    I know this is fake, but james and lily are dead. How would they give advice? And it's also weird that Voldemort can't open a crib. Can't he use magic?

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    Esca Sav
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    God damn it, I can't unsee it now...

    Lauren Elise
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, it's true. I don't like it but its true

    Daniel Mason
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The story under this is a pic of Ed Sheeran lol

    OLIVIA WESTON
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I share a birthday with Rupert Grint

    Christian Claydon
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gotta say, love the BLM profilings pic :D

    blugeagua
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How could you forget Ron's name when he's a main character!

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    LittlBabyPanda
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    one thing i also find strange is that... harry potter seems to hide a lot of things in his socks... he must really love socks

    Kinslee Hager
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Idk why they did that except he could use the magic if he was going to be a auror because they use magic to fight dangerous creatures

    Markus Holstein
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah! I always wondered why they needed to learn how to turn a mouse into a snuff box or stuff like that

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    ”Moreover, there’s this entertainment and nostalgia factor to it. “The HP movies deal with themes — love and hate, good versus evil, overcoming adversity and standing up against injustice, finding inner strength — which are particularly relevant in the modern world,” Andy said.

    For the millennial generation who grew up reading books, the Harry Potter world serves as a form of fantasy escapism in this increasingly hectic world.

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    Vic
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is in the 10th year at Hogwarts at the end of which they will be answering their CATs Crazy Accounting Tests

    Mal
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This title was so boring I fell asleep halfway through it.

    Emily Ashcraft
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's kinda sad that that would have worked on me. I would be comparing Rome to Harry Potter in an essay even if it wasn't required.

    Glowdaddy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like a great read......zzzzzz

    Gretchen Smith
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I need that in a picture book

    #8

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    KT
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oooor.....you've been googling hot dudes and it thought thats what you wanted again? lol

    Damon Gates
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, your phone really is saying, "Oh, grow up!"

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    #9

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    Amy Mooney
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But honestly when I have kids I I’ll be like Fred George Ginny Draco and Tom get in the freaking car

    Zucchini
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People keep saying that Ginny should have had the chance to name the kids, but they are forgetting that she is the girl who named a owl pigwidgion. (sorry if it is spelled wrong.)

    Kinslee Hager
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep he and Ginny named them after dead people

    Yujoo Noh
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And George weasly named one of his children Fred weasly

    Anise Kim
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I- Okay, that's actually true. We should all take a page out of Harry's book.

    Rabia Sare A.
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I named all of my pets like Harry Potter named his kids

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    Andy finds it absolutely natural that people would continue to make Harry Potter references online. “It’s loved by such a huge number of people that the characters, situations, jokes and references are immediately understood by a wide audience.”

    Having said that, memes are also a vital part of 21st century popular culture. And “what better than pairing that with one of the biggest popular culture phenomenons of our time,” concluded Andy.

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    Mark
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks more like Anubis out of Stargate!

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    Farid Adiyanto
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The name Kilian Dunphy is kind a name of store owner that worked on Diagon Alley

    Glowdaddy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of those rip of the author books.

    Mark
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I suppose genital herpes would affect any philosophers stance!

    Sergio Bicerra
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only way to teach STDs to kids nowadays.

    Andrew Gibb
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The first part sounds like a spell Hermarnie has memorised

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    cybermerlin2000
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can actually hear Alan Rickman actually saying the word "Lmao" in the emotionless way Snape spoke

    MantisKeeper
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    shouldnt flitwick be teaching this

    CrazyPanda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No Snape would cry because of dead lily

    Emily Ashcraft
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's so dark. also though, on a more real note. Snape would have already done this to Lily because he loved her, and on that note, he probably would be pretty upset at seeing her corpse, meaning her wouldn't be laughing his a*s off.

    Bre
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sad thing is , I can actually see this happening

    BlackLabOwner
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but.. didn't Hermione teach him that

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    #13

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    Amelie C
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Warhammer 40k- The galaxy has literally been ripped in two by actual hell, people daily blow up planets and BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

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    Francis
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Snape snape severus snape *starts singing*

    Wolfstar
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HARRY POTTER HARRY POTTER OHH HARRY POTTER HARRY POTTER

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    RandomPandaGuyHamiltonLafayette
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kermit: Harry Fozzie: Ron Miss Piggy: Hermione Sweetums: Hagrid Wardolf and Statler: Fred and George Gonzo: Sirius Scooter: Colin Creevey Rizzo: Scabbers/Peter Pettigrew (duh) Sam Eagle: Prof Lupin Animal: Prof Lupin in werewolf form Miss Piggy dressed up all old: Prof McGonagall Not all the characters but nvm

    Megan O'Neil
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would watch this in a heartbeat....

    Amy Mooney
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did somebody say Harry Potter with muppet cast apart from snape who will be played by Adam driver SHUT UP 🤐 AND TAKE MY MONEY 💰

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    El!
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Professor Snape has spent all summer working on his lesson plans, and Voldi understands that.

    Bre
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    aye moldy voldy cared about harrys education

    Elise Thumser
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bro Voldemort still cares about Harry's education so he can beat him when he's learned more magic.

    OLIVIA WESTON
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only time he was generous...he really cares about Harry's learning.

    J W
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    covid-19 made no such exceptions...

    Jessica
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's just hoping that the school will do it first

    C.S.
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let him suffer through school first!

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    Tracey Hirt
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it were D&D, it would be lawful good, chaotic good, neutral evil, and chaotic neutral. But then, I’m just a geek who overthinks these things.

    MistyCat
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    instad of a Sorting Hat, roll the magic D4

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    Thunder
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why don’t people get it, Slytherin is NOT EVIL! Yea there’s Draco and the gang but that’s just their personality. Harry’s sun (spoiler) is in Slytherin too and he’s not evil. Just wanted to day that

    ⚞ Katniss Everdeen ⚟
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a slytherin, I don't like evil... I prefer 'chaoticly rebellious'

    Christopher Davis
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm hufflepuff so I guess I'm miscellaneous

    IcarusOfTheSkywings
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would say Hufflepuff is neutral good, Ravenclaw lawful good, Gryffindor chaotic good, and Slytherin chaotic neutral.

    Anonymous Panda
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Excuse you, it's brave, wise, cunning, and kind.

    Chrissie Mörbe
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In our school, the classes each grade are divided into "a": (sports talents = brave), "b" (bilingual lessons = smart), "c" (the ones with no special talents, but some of them are also visiting bilingual lessons = miscellaneous) and "d" (the rest that doesn't fit anywhere, students devoid of any special talents apart from making the teachers' life hell = evil). My school is practically Hogwarts without all the magic.

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    Seabeast
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do like that cape thingy with the zipper going all around it.

    Emily Ashcraft
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that would be a suit that Ron Weasley would wear later, but he has to pretend to hate it even though he always wears maroon.

    Princess Procrastination
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wanna go to hogwarts with the fab five from queer eye teaching everything itd be great

    Amy Mooney
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg thank you for reminding me I only have a few days before I go back to online schooling I need to binge watch queer eye THANKYOU FOR REMINDING ME

    Stille20
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yea... but he pulls it off

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    Tracey Hirt
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Magic cannot fix a physical disability. If it could, Worm-Tail could have grown his pinky back, Mad-Eye Moody could have fixed his eye and peg-leg, Bill could have fixed his face after it was savaged by Greyback, and Dumbledore, Trelawney, Moaning Myrtle, and James Potter would not have needed glasses.

    htbq
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but they can grow back bones and didnt Voldemorte fix peter's hand?

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    ⚞ Katniss Everdeen ⚟
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me: If the dursleys hated and neglected Harry, how come they bothered to buy him glasses?

    Tania Woods
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He got them on the National Health via muggle school.

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    Teresa Taylor
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hermione fixed Harry's glasses on the train to Hogwarts, not Harry. Hermione's teeth were fixed by the school nurse, not Hermione. She told Hermione to say "when" when they were at the right size and Hermione decided to fudge the truth and have them fixed.

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    Emily Ray Howson
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Q why is Voldemort bald A bc so nobody can take is hair for polyjuice potion

    LittlBabyPanda
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *car VOLDEMORTS7HORCRUXES comes zooming down the road*

    Nora the mistake 0_o
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I KNOW MAKE UP YOUR MIND JK ROWLING IS HE GOOD OR BAD GOD!

    PotterGeek08
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Voldy has his own Twitter account lol

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    Anya Miller
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who would wear that??!!??!!

    Linda Harms
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Master has given Dobby . . . a shopping bag! Dobby. Is. FREEEEE.

    EA
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Women have distinct shapes right? Apple, hourglass, pear... RECTANGLE...

    Martha Meyer
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spot on. Current fashion is moving more and more towards "square rag I just pulled out of the dumpster."

    Olivia Murphy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would be great for Dobby if he was twice his size

    Anise Kim
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dobby must have started his own clothing brand, haha.

    Me
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    5 years ago

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    Amy Mooney
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did they just sew a bed sheet together

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    David Dunn
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They thought that in 2018?!? I'll bet they're wishing they'd save this thought until 2020! Lol

    Baipeng Xing
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You actually look at that!? Or maybe its just me.

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    Ishika (f*ck covid)
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i don't understand......mortal peril meaning??also i watched the series in hindi because my younger brother was watching too....soo.. idk...

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    ThreeOfAKind
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe he was HOPING no one would ask her 😉

    Adam Guillemette
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you're basing your entire image of Hermione off the film adaptation, I'm all for this. If you base it off the book, there is *some* credibility to his doubt. Not in her not being asked, but rather there being credibility enough that it 'might' be believable for Ron to think that.

    Amy Mooney
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know right she is easily the hottest girl in their year like come on Ickle-ronniekinns

    Stille20
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No that sounds 100% accurate for high school.

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    Martha Meyer
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, in a version by George RR. Martin, the Harry Potter series would be 20 books long by now, still not finished, and Harry dragging thorugh the plot in about year 3 of Hogwarts. Simultaneously about a hundred side characters that no one can remember from books 4 to 7 would have boring side stories in places no one remembers from books 2 to 8.

    blugeagua
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But..... every single POV and chapter in GRRM’s story is still important information for the series as a whole.

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    Tracey Hirt
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For those of you who don’t know, George R.R. Martin is the author of The Game of Thrones book series.

    ⚞ Katniss Everdeen ⚟
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Harry Potter by Victor Hugo: Multiple-page descriptions of how hogwarts was founded and the exact architechture of gryffindor tower, with extremely detailed backstories of every single random student in the entire group.

    Amy Mooney
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But to be fair Ginny might get a half decent story line not just being a red headed girl that Harry kisses

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    Truth Monster
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ....They were Russian. Clearly a Soviet stereotype. Not Nazis

    Samantha Lomb
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bulgaria isn't part of Russia and Krum played for the Bulgarian national team. try again

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    Wolfstar
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THEY WERE BULGARIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

    Emily Ray Howson
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dumbledore: and he is called Micheal Rosen *clicks * noice

    vera jane paradiso
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i'm not joking i just got to that part in the book.

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    El!
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Harry Potter and the half blood prince, chapter 4, and in the sent of books this person has page 60 first line. Did I just look through each book looking for this, yes I did.

    Tequila4Two
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    DId I check my copy of HPB, oh yes I did. Only in my copy that line is half way of page 61.

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    Amy Mooney
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait did you know that in the book half-blood prince j.k Rowling once accidentally wrote Rupert instead of Ron

    PattonPawter
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well it’s a reference to Rupert grint, the dude who played Ron

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    Yujoo Noh
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read this in the past few days or so al least j knew it was somewhere in the start of the half blood prince

    Parmeisan
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    Hazel D
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    bruh harry potter is just ACTING!!

    #34

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    Vic
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder what the meat in this is..

    Bender Bending Rodríguez
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this what it means when people say "eating a*s"?

    #35

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    Robert Nanni
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Harry: Fine then give me three drops of veritaserum Ministry: we don wanna

    Damon Gates
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, it always mystified me why they didn't go that route.

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    Emily Ashcraft
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    seriously though, Dumbledore, as Head of the Wizengamot and Supreme Mugwump at the time could have pushed for this. but he didn't and just let Sirius live in exile after book 3, and let Harry be called under fire from the press in book 5. Dumbledore keeps going on about how Fudge is the problem but Dumbledore had the power to stop all of this because his position is literally made to keep Fudge's power in check. This is one of the reasons that I think some of Dumbledore's thinking is flawed.

    IcarusOfTheSkywings
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He was ousted from those positions after the events of the Goblet of Fire. It was mentioned in Order of the Phoenix when Harry was talking to Ron and Hermione.

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    Tracey Hirt
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Delores Umbridge would gave snatched the Pensieve and flushed that memory straight down the toilet, and then Harry would have no memory of what happened.

    Stille20
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That sounds beyond ridiculous... 2016 happens... yea, I can see that.

    #37

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    Tracey Hirt
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Slytherin, you win! Heh, wait..just joking...”

    Emily Ashcraft
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you gotta think that dumbledore had to have sat in his office after taking Harry to the infirmary and did the math to try to make it look as close as possible. i can imagine him with post-it notes everywhere in his office trying to find the right combination of numbers.

    BlackLabOwner
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no offense but that math is wrong

    #39

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    Lottie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yes Viktor Krum was so attractive. like holy s**t

    Parmeisan
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure which part of the joke is the issue, so hopefully this doesn't across as condescending, I'm just explaining it. The first 3 photos are things you can ride in the way you'd expect: I want to ride the hippogryph, I want to ride a broom, I want to ride in the flying car. The last photo is Viktor Krum, and in this case "ride" is being used as a sexual term, so it flips expectations and says "I also want to f*** Viktor".

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    Squirrelflightisawesome
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Come on every one knows that to be a good dj you need a Harry Potter audio book!!

    #41

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    LittleMissPanda
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never said lgbtq+ topic was not for kids. What I meant was that because HP isn't primarily lgbtq+ content it shouldn't be seen as non inclusive. I don't see a reason why it should be explicitly said that "btw Dumbledore is gay" or why is it a huge deal to some that it wasn't stated so. There are millions of details that jkr added after the books had been finished. Plus Dumbledore being gay is obvious from Fantstic beasts.

    Emily Ashcraft
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    also it was a scar not a birthmark

    Jaded Queen
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously. LGBTQ+ is a huge topic. But whenever it is mentioned it becomes the soul focus and identifying feature of the character. I liked how it was so very normally mentioned, instead of making a huge deal about it, which wasn't required in the story. Moreover, it doesn't matter to me what j.k says , Dumbledore is asexual for me. I can't imagine him having such idiotic Romantic feelings, he is brilliant for gods sake. He can't be stupidly in love like some rom com teen. It's just absurd . For me since his birth to death he was ",though very old, always gave an impression of great energy. "."watched him beaming around at the students, he felt really calm for the first time" .nothing anyone says can change that.

    Monty Is Fiennes
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But in what context would Dumbledore ever need to be identified as gay. He was hardly involved in a relationship at this time of fear and danger at Hogwarts.

    ola
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How often prepubescent kids wonder "I wonder what are my professors sex preferences.... I will ask". For all we know Professor McGonnegal could have been biologically a boy and her mastery of thansmutation is rooted in her will to change her expression. IT DOES NOT MATTER IN BOOKS.

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    Katherine Boag
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    Jkr just retconning stuff in to maintain relevance and try to look cool.

    LittleMissPanda
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    5 years ago

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    It's story for kids for Christ´s sake... not an lgbtq+ novel

    Vicky Zar
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently JKR just said that (Dumbledore is gay) so she would look inclusive. Same goes for "Hermiony might be black".

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    Danielle Wigger
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i looked it up and one of them was 'i hate it when i accidentally summoned a lemon'

    A_bored_student999
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I looked it up and i got "I hate it when I accidently bult a jeep"lol

    #44

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    Jaded Queen
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    5 years ago

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    Seriously. LGBTQ+ is a huge topic. But whenever it is mentioned it becomes the soul focus and identifying feature of the character. I liked how it was so very normally mentioned, instead of making a huge deal about it, which wasn't required in the story. Moreover, it doesn't matter to me what j.k says , Dumbledore is asexual for me. I can't imagine him having such idiotic Romantic feelings, he is brilliant for gods sake. He can't be stupidly in love like some rom com teen. It's just absurd . For me since his birth to death he was ",though very old, always gave an impression of great energy. "."watched him beaming around at the students, he felt really calm for the first time" .nothing anyone says can change that.

    ur mums senpai
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah good point but whats it got to do with green hands

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    Kate Yeti
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagining you're using potions would totally make brushing teeth a more exciting activity!

    Olive Wood
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...They blocked one sh*t, but not the other?

    #46

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    Francis
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It annoyes me so hard! Wtf?! WHYY

    Damon Gates
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe it was, "I'll trudge through the makeup for Flitwick OR Griphook. Choose one."

    Brandy Grote
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They changed directors, Flitwick got an upgrade. Same actor, at least.

    #47

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    Jaded Queen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh I love Albus. He was the best.

    #48

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    Tracey Hirt
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes! Did all the theatre geeks have to wait for school breaks to get together in The Room of Requirement in order to perform “Rent” or “The Phantom of the Opera?”

    akiwi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    According to the Fountain of Fair Fortune notes, they did have a theatre program but after some catastrophic events, it was banned.

    IcarusOfTheSkywings
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was an attempt earlier on, the story is in the notes of "The Tales of Beedle the Bard."

    #49

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    BlackLabOwner
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yup wrong area of the wall or wrong wall for 9 3/4

    Jaded Queen
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    5 years ago

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    Shut up,u psychopath. I hope you have aneurysm after aneurysm after aneurysm

    #50

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    Tracey Hirt
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um, the 6th book was “Harry Potter Watches His Mentor Die, But Don’t Worry, It’s For A Reason.”

    Emily Ashcraft
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but other than dumbledore's death and learning about Horcruxes. nothing else happens pretty much

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    justagirl
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    7 should have been, "Harry Potter and Literally Everybody Dies"

    #52

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    Jaded Queen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know what you talking about. It was the funniest pet ever. He killed people on command

    Posh Rose
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ssssssssssssafety basilisk: come let me kill you, come let me rip you

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    #54

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    Emily Ashcraft
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no he's not. his first words to Harry were an encrypted message about how much he regrets the death of his mother. no Dumbledore, he is not ok.

    #55

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    Kisses4Katie
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hehe cause real wizards poo their pants

    Parmeisan
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a reference to the fact that JK Rowling has stated wizards used to poop on the floor and then magic it away. Yes, she actually said this (on Twitter).

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    Slytherin_blood
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    bahahahaha *clears throat* bro really

    #56

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    Monty Is Fiennes
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OH MY GOD YES!!!!! Dobby annoys the sh*t outta me. But friends love him....He IS Jar Jar, must be magic???!!

    Vic
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Master gives meesa sock.. meesa free elf!!

    #58

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    Martha Meyer
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another one of those who never read the books and missed the explanation.

    Kitty Twinkle
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes! Turning back time has extreme consequences. They would know that if they read the book.

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    Charlotte A.
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As far as I recall there were witnesses... And people arriving just after the fact. Besides, the only thing they know about what happened is that V came there, attacked and disappeared. The rest is kind of conjecture...

    Succulent 🇺🇦
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Voldy can just say harry killed Lily and James

    #61

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    Emily Ashcraft
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    in Quidditch Through the Ages, it says that cushioning charms were on the brooms for " added comfort"

    MistyCat
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    penus deletus...gonna use that next time i get catcalled

    Lily Dawson
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I heard somewhere brooms have cushioning charms so they're actually quite comfortable

    #62

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    #64

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    #65

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    Steve Barnett
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's full of Unicorns, Dragons and Tea. Lots of Tea.

    Nianudd
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Correction, dragons are in Wales, unicorns are Scottish. The English only have lions

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    Jaded Queen
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It wouldn't have been England. End of story

    #66

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    CAELYN MORALES
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What about the plain old jerk (Dolores Umbridge)

    Bryn Tillberg
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so the club freak is not on that list?

    #67

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    Jaded Queen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet he hot. Throwback to series Lucifer.

    #68

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    Emily Ashcraft
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wow, if that isn't the most accurate depiction of my sleep cycle yet.

    #69

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    Martha Meyer
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Filch was kept around out of pity for Filch, because he was a squib. But since that was left out of the movies, all the people who never read the books, make tweets like that.

    Anya Miller
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dumbledore: can clean the entire Hogwarts castle by magic. Also Dumbledore: hires filch to clean the entire castle by hand

    #70

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    Jaded Queen
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    5 years ago

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    Gods u got it all wrong. Congrats

    #71

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    Chithra Warrier
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't know why this tweet is on here. It's so ughh!!!

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    #72

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    Jaded Queen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So it's really nice when Dumbledore, does give points to TRIO, for risking their lives and saving everybody's assess

    Emily Ashcraft
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    while I agree with you, maybe he shouldn't do it to support favoritism, cause that only makes the Slytherins hate them more. and the sorting hat is always talking about house unity; it also lives in Dumbledore office. so Dumbledore is either ignoring it or is doing it on purpose because no way could such a smart man be so oblivious.

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    #73

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    Osgood_7
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Evil hufflepuff would be the one who actually gets things done while the others just give evil monologues

    A_bored_student999
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hufflepuff is actually the only Hogwarts house that hasnt had an evil wizard

    #74

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    StrangerOfTheDark
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Quirrel and Mad-Eye under the Imperious Curse

    Dante McBride
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, Mad-Eye the teacher was Barty Crouch Jr. using polyjuice potion. Barty Crouch Jr. was a death eater, thus in alliance with Voldemort.

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    Emily Ashcraft
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    his dedication to figure it out could only be matched by Hermione's dedication to SPEW

    #78

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    Jaded Queen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't even ask who would win, if Hermione is in the equation. She single handedly is responsible for saving the collective assess .

    #81

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    Emily Ashcraft
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wait, harry lived in the muggle world. why didn't he just train Ron and Hermione on how to use guns to destroy Voldemorts body until they could destroy the Horcruxes. because you know that Voldemort would refuse muggle care. so that would mean a lot less pressure on them to find the Horcruxes in a time limit and keep Voldemort from taking over the ministry.

    IcarusOfTheSkywings
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...He didn't have a gun, didn't know how to use one and probably would have shot himself in the foot.

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    Robert Bailey
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those are muggle wands. Use those, no Voldemort.

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    #83

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    Ishika (f*ck covid)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    in hindi it was chhoo mantar gali and he said shoo mantar gali....he was summoned in the dark alley lol and i still don't know what was hegrid doing in there

    #85

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    Rowan Jeffus
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, but Lupin was the best teacher they had! Lupin was awesome. RIP.

    #88

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    Vic
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope he just points his wand to his nose and goes "Accio booger"..

    #89

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    Katherine Boag
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok but voldemort was a) obsessed with doin s**t as fancy as possible and 2) was using the killing curse to fuel his powers

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    Emily Ashcraft
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    imagine how pathetic it must have been to be a death eater after the battle of Hogwarts when your advanced and more numerous forces couldn't even take over a high school.

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    Mark
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it is a way of saying how the first two films were in comparison to how dark they became from 3 onwards.

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    OogieBoogie
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where would he 'just pick up a gun' , this is England.

    Steve Barnett
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha! Probably why it was set in England.

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    Lily
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    where can i get that shirt

    IcarusOfTheSkywings
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Voldemort looks like Red Skull from MCU.

    #97

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    Tracey Hirt
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dudley never shouted at Aunt Petunia that she interrupted his Napster download!

    Martha Meyer
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is just SO bad. Who in England cares about American sports? No one. Even the muggles wouldn't know and the wizards and witches even less, because they don't watch muggle sports at all. Not even the English kind.

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    Jaded Queen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really am curious about hagrids parents

    Pâmela Emy Dambros Nakano
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ron was meant to swear a lot, but they made JK remove it to be "appropriate for children"

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    Ishika (f*ck covid)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    in an interview daniel radcliffe was shown harry potter memes and it was in it

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    Jaded Queen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please that little b***h will never have magic in his blood. He will not impure the steps of Hogwarts with his stupidity.

    Dante McBride
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *me listening to chipichipichapachapa looking at Harry Potter memes* perfection.

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