40 Times People Didn&#8217;t Think Their Message Through And It Resulted In These Fails (New Pics)

Michael Sanders 4 years ago

Zing!

2points

Shoddy 4 years ago

How cloudy is the meat? And how high is the chance of balls?

22points

SuperChicken 4 years ago

OMG!!! could this be an adult film?🤣🤣🤣

13points

M the Lemur 4 years ago

This comment has been deleted.

1point

Foxxy (Not Original) 4 years ago

Wait, does that say that Flint was a tween? wtf

11points

Tobias the Tiger 4 years ago

Right? It's been some time since I saw this movie, but I'm pretty sure Flint is in his late teen/young adult years.

5points

ChinmayGhule 4 years ago

Yuck! It's raining balls!

8points

Emma Crompton 4 years ago

Also known as a hot dog

4points

Princess Toadstool 4 years ago

Change a movie title game

3points

DKS 001 4 years ago

are there any ball umbrellas?

2points

Boaz Krebs 4 years ago

lol never noticed that

2points

Ladyandthetramp 4 years ago

I know o always read it right without mistakes!

2points

Katherine Warren 4 years ago

😂😂😂😂😂

1point

#2

Craftcock Beertails

Final score:

241points

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James016 4 years ago

I prefer the cockcraft tailsbeer

162points

Roger Haywood 4 years ago

So does my fiance. Sorry.

21points

Earl Grey 4 years ago (edited)

This country’s Cockcrafting skills have declined so much in recent years. They just don’t teach that in schools any more. When I was growing up, everyone knew how to craft a c**k they could be proud of. It was practically second nature. Now we have to rely almost entirely on mass-produced foreign imports of often lesser quality. It is such a shame really.

13points

Lunaofthenest 4 years ago

I'll take a cockcraft every time!

3points

Calypso poet 4 years ago

Craftcock Beertails are better but too expensive since the pandemic.

1point

Its Me 3 years ago

Minecraft for Perverts

0points

kasa alex 4 years ago

Hmmm, interesting choice. However, I think I'll go for the Craftcock and Beertails

0points

Stimpy 4 years ago

Definitely! If I ever write a fantasy novel, that will be the name of the protagonist

0points

M the Lemur 4 years ago

This comment has been deleted.

0points

Christian Homuth 4 years ago

This is the first time I see a picture from my hometown here. Could have been worse I guess. Could have been better, too.

10points

Full of Giggles 4 years ago

It’s been a long time since I’ve had a good cockcraft.

6points

Esther (she/her) 4 years ago

person: hey wanna play cockcraft? person 2: isn’t it minecraft-? Person: no its cockcraft! wanna play it? person 2: why am i friends with you again

3points

Bacony Cakes 4 years ago

...Hminecraft?

0points

JuJu 4 years ago

This is Bremen...a craftcock isn't impossible (probably on top of a cat)

3points

BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing 4 years ago

It took me almost a minute to figure out what it was saying

2points

David Martin 4 years ago

If you weren't already singing craftcock beertails in your head to the tune of the Spongebob theme song...you will be now. You're welcome

2points

Alex Boyd 4 years ago

Maybe beertails should be a thing, though. Shandies (equal parts beer and lemonade) already exist; what other combinations would work?

2points

Michael Sanders 4 years ago (edited)

Some places called beer and orange juice “Beermosas”. Where I come from that’s Brass Monkey

0points

Sage Gusano 4 years ago

I had some beertails once. They're hard to chew unless you boil them first.

1point

Gossameringue 4 years ago

I wonder how to level up in Cockcraft?

1point

#3

Always Forgotten. Remembered Never

Final score:

239points

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James016 4 years ago

We can hope.

174points

Vic 4 years ago

"Always Forgotten Remembered Never", Yup! Sounds about right!

18points

no_name 4 years ago

Love how the chest area expands Edward's head so much he looks a little bit otherworldly compared to Bella

37points

M the Lemur 4 years ago

He's the brain and Bella is Pinky.

11points

wow that's fantastic 4 years ago

that head tho

18points

David Frost 4 years ago

I had forgotten about them. Thanks for the reminder. Not!!

9points

Mariam Najar 4 years ago

Right? 😭

1point

Vorknkx 4 years ago

That forehead :D

6points

Billy The Kid 4 years ago

A message to some of my bosses when i leave. lol

5points

Mazer 4 years ago

If you insist

5points

Roger Haywood 4 years ago

Agreed

5points

Ayia Grace 4 years ago

Everyone’s worrying over the text... look at the size of the guys head.

2points

Harrison Miller 4 years ago

Edward is big brained

1point

Although signs and posters collected in this list follow the internet’s trend of obsessing over the “Don’t Dead Open Inside” trope, in reality, such designs speak little to people and fail to deliver their message. By not communicating their message clearly, brands, products and companies are losing their potential clients. So in order to see what an expert had to say on such hard-to-read designs, Bored Panda reached out to Portugal-based graphic designer Laura Vanagaite, who specializes in branding and illustration design.

Laura said that when it comes to advertising, whatever format it may be, it has to be clear to the potential client. “It needs to be catchy, which means the brand needs to introduce their product and actually make the person get interested in it. So normally designers can play with font sizes, but still keep it simple and readable.”

#4

Please Do Not Take It Home. Leave Litter Here

Final score:

217points

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Dr Nostromo 4 years ago

Not a problem *drops can*

90points

Black Pug Puppy 4 years ago

*feel guilty know it's just a joke and picks up can*,

6points

Ashbug 4 years ago

Every campsite I go to people seem to do just this

1point

Triv 4 years ago

Sofa and beer cans are worth $0.10 in Michigan. *swipes the can to see if it's returnable*

0points

Bacony Cakes 4 years ago

*wrecks trash barge into coast*

0points

Billy The Kid 4 years ago

Looks like they are needing some litter bugs

7points

Mazer 4 years ago

Reminder - don’t be part of the problem, Especially while trying to be part of the solution

5points

Ladyandthetramp 4 years ago

Who read this and thought it was ok?!??!

3points

wow that's fantastic 4 years ago

but my soda...

3points

Jrizzy Jay 4 years ago

its only litter once its thrown on the ground.

2points

Mumchkin 4 years ago

Okey dokey then.

1point

Bobert Robertson 4 years ago

For my wife and I, it took several months of dating before there was an introduction to the unit

1point

Alditekim 4 years ago

I guess they really need litter so much.

1point

Neil Bidle 4 years ago

Looks like a fence bar is missing, so I'm guessing the "take it home" part was originally below.

1point

#5

They Must Have Added The Arrows After Realizing How Steamy It Was Originally

Final score:

203points

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Pau Tea 4 years ago

Don't dead open inside?

75points

Dawn Welton 4 years ago

^THIS!

0points

Alditekim 4 years ago

Open men slowly working : outgoing guys being lazy at work

18points

Tres D 4 years ago

They couldn't find another piece of cardboard to rewrite the sign?

7points

Vicky Z 4 years ago (edited)

No cause they are too slow working and it will take them forever

1point

Kathryn Baylis 4 years ago

Open men slowly working. I think I’ve witnessed this phenomenon.

5points

Signe Manat Hansen 4 years ago

Open men slowly twerking

4points

Billy The Kid 4 years ago

The Full Monty thing going on here!

4points

Mazer 4 years ago

Yikes

3points

Ladyandthetramp 4 years ago

I thought they said something else.........

1point

Princess 4 years ago

Open men slowly licking

0points

Sharrow 4 years ago

At least they are open about it.

0points

#6

Took A Wee While To Design This Masterpiece

Final score:

200points

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River Webb 4 years ago

my head hurts

210points

M the Lemur 4 years ago

Obviously, it says "But I would walk five and hundred miles I would walk miles five hundred just to be the man who walks a more to thousand fall down at miles your door". I can't believe you don't understand.

26points

Maxerica 4ever 4 years ago

Make it stop........

4points

fuggnuggins 4 years ago

But you only need to read three or four words...

1point

SF Angel 4 years ago

thank you. I thought it was only me

0points

JuJu 4 years ago

Da da da (da da da) Da da da (da da da) Da Da Da Dun Diddle Un Diddle Un Diddle Uh Da Da

47points

Bob Belcher 4 years ago

I knew I wasn't the only one that liked this song lol

9points

Full of Giggles 4 years ago

Are we sure this isn’t a transcript of a Trump speech?

23points

Bob Belcher 4 years ago

Trump would never walk that far. Not even for a Russia bride to replace the one he already has.

9points

Amber Hills 4 years ago

if u know the song it makes it easier to read and its a good song

13points

Kiss Army Premium 4 years ago

If I didn't know the song (and Yes, I did sing it as I read it) I am sure I would be confused! I love the song!!

1point

Dumb Panda. 4 years ago

good song

11points

Chillace 4 years ago

i knew it instantly from the song

8points

Lance d'Boyle 4 years ago

It took a while for me to read the title correctly, I saw 'I took a wee, while to design....' I didn't realize we were speaking Scottish.

8points

Jamma 4 years ago

The Proclaimers are Scottish, so it's apt!

12points

𝕊𝕒𝕞 (𝕋𝕙𝕖𝕪/𝕋𝕙𝕖𝕞) 4 years ago

I know it's stupid but i made this so fellow dumb people can understand 2021_06_22...3f-png.jpg

5points

Ginny Weasly 4 years ago

For those who can’t read it: But I would walk five hundred miles. And I would walk five hundred more. Just to be the man that walks a thousand miles. To fall down at your door.

5points

Maria Schneider 4 years ago

Love I really that flyer do

5points

The graphic designer explained that sometimes a style that is too modern can be understood wrongly and the whole project will lose its value. “Type of font, letter size, spacing between the letters and positioning the text” all play a crucial role in a good sign design.

Moreover, “colors play a huge part as well. Red, as we know, catches our attention immediately but yellow, green, or black and white combinations are equally eye-catching.” Whatever the design, it’s crucial “to keep it simple but sophisticated since balance is the key,” Laura explained.

#7

You Don't Matter. Worry

Final score:

190points

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Roger Haywood 4 years ago

I know, and I'm ok with that.

89points

Lauren Caswell 4 years ago

What, me worry? 😁

9points

labaguette🥖️‍🥖️‍ 4 years ago

Terrible placement aside, I hate when people tell me to “not worry”. I. Worry. And the combination of the words “don’t” and “worry” don’t make me stop worrying. It’s not a cure. Thank you for listening to my rant.

13points

Esther (she/her) 4 years ago

And the award of most inspiring message of the year goes to…

6points

_𝕔𝕙𝕠𝕔𝕠_𝕝𝕠𝕔𝕠_ 4 years ago

*worries*

4points

BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing 4 years ago

I am already ten steps ahead of this sign

3points

Id row 4 years ago

This just triggered an existential crisis. Thanks.

2points

Lara Verne 4 years ago

Don't tell me what to do!

2points

*me* 4 years ago

I’m already on that mindset

2points

Amanda Hunter 4 years ago

We're lucky if we matter to anyone, and one generation after our death we're forgotten forever.

0points

Subrata Pradhan 4 years ago

I am worried.

0points

#8

So I Fart Old Dust

Final score:

190points

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LuckyL 4 years ago

I started with soold... And then I remembered that it's spelled with one o and went on to find the real meaning

44points

SykesDaMan 4 years ago

If you pay attention, it says "Fart Dad sign" on the little paper! XD

10points

Ladyandthetramp 4 years ago

Yeah, that makes it more clear. That means its so old i fart dust

4points

Id row 4 years ago

More bizarrely, there's a $15 price tag on it.

8points

Alditekim 4 years ago

So old, that i fart dust. Instead of biting it.

5points

Ladyandthetramp 4 years ago

Farting sister is way better than biting it. Especially if you’re old.

2points

SuperChicken 4 years ago

Don't forget his fart is Farm Fresh.😅

4points

Soulstice 4 years ago

Why did I read it as solid fart dust

4points

𝕊𝕒𝕞 (𝕋𝕙𝕖𝕪/𝕋𝕙𝕖𝕞) 4 years ago

i can imagine the conversation: "so, um, i fart old dust, is that.... weird?"

3points

Emperor Kitten 4 years ago

Kind works both ways

2points

Beezel Palomar 4 years ago

So, I fart old dust.

2points

Kathryn Baylis 4 years ago (edited)

So I fart old dust is the expected result if I’m so old I fart dust.

2points

#9

They Are, In Fact, A Particular Sub-Species Of Rock

Final score:

183points

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Roger Haywood 4 years ago

Submerged danger, rocks!

61points

SuperChicken 4 years ago

They'll come and get you.

12points

Kathryn Baylis 4 years ago

Only no commas on the sign, so Submerged Danger Rocks. Those damn danger rocks lying in wait just under the surface of the water to attack you without warning.

5points

𝕊𝕒𝕞 (𝕋𝕙𝕖𝕪/𝕋𝕙𝕖𝕞) 4 years ago

submerged danger ROCKS!

3points

Michael A. Brown 4 years ago

Submerged. Danger rocks!

1point

grotesqueer 4 years ago

Well it's not wrong. Submerged, dangerous rocks would be submerged danger rocks.

13points

Alditekim 4 years ago

Submerged danger is so cool!!!

7points

Calypso poet 4 years ago

Lmao! That's how I read it! What's the DANGER? Is it a shark? Is it a land mine? Is it a rock? I don't know because it's submerged and that rocks because I love surprise disasters!!

0points

Luis Hernandez Dauajare 4 years ago

Good! I will swim by the safe rocks, then...

7points

Shelli Aderman 4 years ago

They ARE danger rocks, so… 🤷🏽‍♀️🤣

3points

Neil Bidle 4 years ago

He's the greatest, he's fantastic Wherever there is danger he'll be there...

3points

Hannah Edwards 4 years ago

I was singing this in my head when I read the sign

0points

Turnip and a Frog 4 years ago

I know Danger Flowers

2points

Otter 4 years ago

Wasn't that a Stones song?

2points

Pink Floydian Panda 4 years ago

I was thinking the same thing.... send me Danger Flowers by the US mail, say it with Danger Flowers at my wedding, and I won't forget to put roses on your grave....

1point

Nevid 4 years ago

Submerged danger is indeed really cool.

2points

Lindsay Morrison 4 years ago

I guess danger rocks explode..

0points

When it comes to readability, Laura said that making sure it works and conveys the intended message has to be done prior to handing the sign to the production. “The designer is the one that handles the project but if there is a chance, always represents the rest of the team. It can be tricky when different opinions come, but try to ask if it is easy to understand. Teamwork is a very important thing.”

If you’re working on a project alone, Laura suggests “printing the work on an A3 paper (I know, it is not the same size) so you can get a good look at the text and determine if it’s readable, also if the colors are well-combined.” But tight deadlines, client’s requests, and too many opinions put huge pressure on graphic designers and in these cases it’s best to “take a 5-minute break and then return to the project and see if it still looks good,” concluded Laura.

#10

Who Else Is Donating To End Children?

Final score:

180points

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Vorknkx 4 years ago

Just use condoms, geez!

115points

Šimon Špaček 4 years ago

Pull it over their heads?

11points

Carlota 4 years ago

Donate to help end children who scream in restaurants and planes (jk)

13points

Calypso poet 4 years ago

Or at least end their parents.

12points

meow point1 4 years ago

The reason babies cry on planes though is because of the air pressure. They can't help it.

2points

MoodyBlue 4 years ago

I would donate to that cause. (not even jk)

2points

Vicky Z 4 years ago

Take my money

1point

Id row 4 years ago

Donate what? Condoms? It's actually a good idea. We're growing by 82 million people each year. That is unsustainable.

6points

Mazer 4 years ago

Yikes

4points

Sargundeep Singh 4 years ago

is endchildren a minecraft spawn?

2points

Springy boi 4 years ago

William Afton probably from fnaf

2points

ベンジーBenji 4 years ago

These campaigns are getting ridiculous lol

1point

Bill Karp 4 years ago

the youth in Asia, or the planet?

0points

Viki Banaszak 4 years ago

You could always just get a vax for that

0points

Amanda Hunter 4 years ago

Condoms?

0points

#11

Free Artificial Colours, From Flavours & Preservatives

Final score:

170points

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Dr Nostromo 4 years ago

I always knew it!

63points

Vic 4 years ago

That's what the perseverance rover found out?

2points

Gin. No tonic 4 years ago

Does that mean Flavours & Preservatives are holding Artificial Colours captive? If so, we should definitely free them!

6points

Toea Muresan Iulia 4 years ago

Free them!

0points

SuperChicken 4 years ago

How nice of Flavours and Preservatives to give us free Artificial Colours.

3points

Martha Meyer 4 years ago

Someone probably got paid really well for this awful design choice.

2points

Brian Bennett 4 years ago

At last honest advertising!

2points

Onion rings like to make your breath smelly 4 years ago

grr, i knew those flavours & preservatives were up to no good!

1point

Thorfin Wolfsbane 4 years ago

Artificial color? What’s that, like when white people use a tanning bed?

1point

Amanda Hunter 4 years ago

You mean, there used to be artificial colors and flavors?

0points

Michael A. Brown 4 years ago

A bonus?

0points

Edwin Lesperance 4 years ago

LMAO

0points

#12

Trust Onoe

Final score:

159points

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Eva the Egg 4 years ago

Yes, I trust Onoe too

103points

Vic 4 years ago

Onoe the trustworthy! A great person!!

25points

SuperChicken 4 years ago

I believe we should.

5points

F. H. 4 years ago

We should start a Cult of Onoe.

4points

Lunaofthenest 4 years ago

Or trust On Toe!

2points

SykesDaMan 4 years ago

You should: http://www.onoe.mech.keio.ac.jp/ :)

1point

lil_gremlin 4 years ago

yeah! Onoe is great!

0points

Michael A. Brown 4 years ago

Doesn't everyone?

0points

Dark Pearl 4 years ago

Yes. I let Onoe housesit when I go on holiday!

0points

Sweetie Dahling 4 years ago

Definitely one of Mulder’s best informants 😄

0points

Xandra 4 years ago (edited)

There's a well known plastic surgeon in my town called Onoe. Talk about publicity!

0points

J. F. 4 years ago

In Onoe we trust

21points

A B C 4 years ago

Is Onoe a sibling of Oreo?

12points

Ellkje0805 4 years ago

Quite a cynical message to get tattooed :(

10points

Peko 4 years ago

'Trust no one' is definitely the kind of sentiment that's best expressed in the shape of a heart.

7points

SentimentAndBadJokes 4 years ago

What is it even meant to say?

7points

Rosa Leff 4 years ago

Trust no one

7points

Maxerica 4ever 4 years ago

All hail Onoe

6points

Eirik Johnsbråten 4 years ago

Is it supposed to be "trust no one"?

5points

Chris Yuen 4 years ago

I would get trust issues

3points

Kathryn Baylis 4 years ago

Yoko?

2points

#13

Don't Forget High School Buy A Yearbook

Final score:

155points

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Dr Nostromo 4 years ago

Don't buy a yearbook. Forget high school. That's exactly what I did.

254points

Gerard Neaux 4 years ago

And gladly

12points

John Baker 4 years ago

You and me both. As quickly as possible.

8points

Brian Bennett 4 years ago

You and me both Dr. No.

3points

michael reid 4 years ago

Me too. Best decision I ever made

1point

Triv 4 years ago

High school was too traumatic for me to forget...

0points

Florence Hastings 4 years ago

Me too

0points

Kyla Fierro 4 years ago

Lucky child

0points

Bob Belcher 4 years ago (edited)

Same. The odd thing is I still live near my high school but never seen anyone that I graduated with.

0points

grotesqueer 4 years ago

Wow. They really managed to flip the message to it's exact opposite. :D

14points

alwaysMispelled 4 years ago

But you can follow the colors. This isn't really as bad as most of these other ones

8points

thefaithfulspouse 4 years ago

Agreed

3points

Emma Byrne 4 years ago (edited)

Don't buy a yearbook forget high school. Good advice, thanks :)

4points

Mazer 4 years ago

Don’t spell when you are high

3points

Eirik Johnsbråten 4 years ago

Yeah, it's probably best to forget high school.

3points

BluEyedSeoulite 4 years ago

Clever!

2points

Soulstice 4 years ago

Great idea lol :)

2points

Shieshie Sweetie Kiss 4 years ago

I don't have any good memories during high school anyway.

1point

wifeofweasley 4 years ago

If you read the big purple letters first and the small blue ones after it makes total sense to me... You shouldn't forget high school, so buy a yearbook to remember the time you had. Or am I just dumb?

1point

#14

Jesus Christ

Final score:

154points

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BlueReaper 4 years ago

It took me awhile to decode its meaning.

105points

Amber Hills 4 years ago

I'm not saying I'm Wonder Woman, I'm just saying nobody has ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room together

14points

Apachebathmat 4 years ago

Near sent me into a seizure

9points

Robert T 4 years ago

Wondering Woman!

3points

Šimon Špaček 4 years ago

That is a reCaptcha.

2points

Kat Hoth 4 years ago

Who not only designs this, but also thinks it's good enough to print.

2points

Ann Declercq 4 years ago

wow, that would leave me staring at that persons t-shirt way too long

2points

_𝕔𝕙𝕠𝕔𝕠_𝕝𝕠𝕔𝕠_ 4 years ago

That took too long

2points

Lev Pertsov 4 years ago

TLDR

2points

Eirik Johnsbråten 4 years ago

I'm not, I'm just nobody.

2points

#15

inhales Everything Everything Everything Everything Everything Everything Everything

*inhales* Everything Everything Everything Everything Everything Everything Everything

Final score:

154points

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Ritchat 4 years ago

Who else just read this like Violent Pornography from System of a down?

51points

Honu 4 years ago

The Everythings triggered Blister in the Sun for me.

6points

Pazuzu 4 years ago

that is so unbelievably weird--i just listened to that track before i came to work,hadn,t heard it since that album came out

1point

square coats 4 years ago

Underrated comment

0points

fuggnuggins 4 years ago

I read "Everything must go!" Maybe you're special.

0points

Shelli Aderman 4 years ago

The title! 🤣

8points

Jo Choto 4 years ago

Is there an echo... echo... echo... in here?

6points

RoseTheMad 4 years ago

*gasping* must must must must must must must must must must...

6points

Roger Haywood 4 years ago

Including those signs.

4points

Daria B 4 years ago

AND I JUST HOPE THAT YOU caaaan forgiiiii-ih-ve uuuuus..... ♬ ♡

2points

bubblegum witch 4 years ago

a little bit of everything, all of the time

2points

Amelia 4 years ago

Quite a tounge twister!

1point

Maxerica 4ever 4 years ago

You would be reading that for quite some time

1point

Shelby P 4 years ago

read it as though your shouting to hear your echo in a great canyon

1point

#16

Honk If You My Is Think Truck

Final score:

152points

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N G 4 years ago

It's incomplete enough to not make sense even if the word spacing was correct. Oh, no, wait. The word Sexy is just visible. Truck driver couldn't even commit to that

77points

Vic 4 years ago

*bangs into truck trying to read that*

19points

Dr Nostromo 4 years ago

He wasn't nearly as think as you drunk I am when wrote he that.

22points

Laura Nicole 4 years ago

Yes Yoda

1point

Kathryn Baylis 4 years ago

This is why you never paint messages in your truck’s rear window when you’re drunk off your ass. And illiterate anyway, even stone cold sober.

4points

Mazer 4 years ago

Don’t drink and spell or drink and drive

3points

SuperChicken 4 years ago

Don't spell and drive? 🤪

2points

meow point1 4 years ago

Honestly, even the intended message is odd. Who wants to bang a truck?

2points

Bacony Cakes 4 years ago

DeviantArt.

2points

Jane Alexander 4 years ago

Nobody wants to bang a truck but it's bound to happen when sombody tries to read...

1point

Marlowe Fitzpatrik 4 years ago

There's a kink for everyone, I suppose

0points

Id row 4 years ago

Did Charlie write that?

1point

Tinder of the SkyWings 3 years ago

Honk if you think my truck is sexy

0points

Bill Karp 4 years ago

I'm not truck as you think you are.

0points

Persp Gold 4 years ago (edited)

that's a think truck if i ever saw one

0points

Hollysmom 4 years ago

Red neck logo

0points

#17

Loho Veme

Final score:

140points

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wow that's fantastic 4 years ago

the number of ways i can read this hurts my f*****g brain.

44points

M the Lemur 4 years ago

Even when it's "love home" it does not sound good. They MUST BE SEPARATED.

4points

Bob Belcher 4 years ago

LEHE VOMO

2points

Something Different 4 years ago

If you read it in a certain mindset it says, "Love me, Ho" MmMMmmmMM, if you know what I mean ;)

0points

I I 4 years ago

ahh LOHO VEME

10points

Vic 4 years ago

Wise words, my friend! Wise words!!

4points

bryguy 4 years ago

I say we rearrange it to "Move Hole!" dang hole won't move

8points

H G 4 years ago

Is that a Harry Potter spell?

7points

Ladyandthetramp 4 years ago

Sounds like it, yeah.

1point

Vorknkx 4 years ago

Tried it n Google transate. It says it may be Indian and translated it as "iron veme" :P

6points

V33333P 4 years ago

Vomo lehe

3points

sylvanticx 4 years ago

this sounds like simlish. "Loho veme!" she says as she walks through the wall and the sink to yell at the toilet and drop her salad on the floor, only to get stuck in the bathroom

2points

Sargundeep Singh 4 years ago

Loho veme🤎

1point

Id row 4 years ago

LoHo VEME. Hey, they stole my motto.

1point

Adam C 4 years ago

Veme is a lo ho?

1point

#18

Smash Immigrants Welcome Racism

Final score:

139points

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ChinmayGhule 4 years ago

Who designs stuff like these?

61points

Esther (she/her) 4 years ago

idiots

12points

Omar Pearson 4 years ago

No... who APPROVES stuff like this?

6points

Berry Budgie 4 years ago

*Dsgein

3points

Kathryn Baylis 4 years ago

Someone who should never pursue a career in design.

3points

BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing 4 years ago

Someone having a really bad stroke

2points

Randy Klefbeck 4 years ago

NOONEGood.

1point

Vicky Z 4 years ago

Trump

1point

fuggnuggins 4 years ago

Same idiots who think it up.

1point

s. vitkovitsky 4 years ago

Smashed immigrants. *hic*

0points

Id row 4 years ago

The cheeto is already putting out his campaign signs for 2024 I see.

8points

mph seti 4 years ago

The new MAGA posters aren't dog whistling anymore.

2points

I'm lay sheep in China 4 years ago

SMASH immigrants, welcome RACISM :)

2points

Calypso poet 4 years ago

MAGA was taken🤷🏻‍♀️

2points

Michael A. Brown 4 years ago

🤔

1point

Lorali Srygley 4 years ago

:0

0points

Marco Conti 4 years ago

So easy to just move the middle to the bottom. Everybody is a designer.

0points

Analyn Lahr 4 years ago

Well that's not good.

0points

Optimus Primal 4 years ago

W A I T

0points

Shelli Aderman 4 years ago

🤦🏽‍♀️

0points

#19

The Nofarts Joker

Final score:

138points

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JiminKimLip7 4 years ago

No farts?! 😂😂😂

84points

M O'Connell 4 years ago

Let's all assume they're a profoundly immature gastroenterologist.

14points

Bob Knob 4 years ago

Maybe the windows don't roll down?

5points

Stephanie IV 4 years ago

Yes farts!

3points

Triv 4 years ago

That would be an interesting license plate for a Tesla: An allusion to the fact that it uses/has no gas.

2points

Cinnamoroll 4 years ago

lol

2points

Kathryn Baylis 4 years ago

Unfortunate choice of vanity plate coupled with unfortunate message placement. Or was this done in purpose—-and by whom? The car owner or the person who applied the decals for the message?

1point

Lunaofthenest 4 years ago

That's what grabbed me, as well 😂

0points

A 4 years ago

There's a lot going on here. Pick a theme, dammit.

13points

SuperChicken 4 years ago

Nofarts Joker? Jesus loves bad guys?

13points

Apachebathmat 4 years ago

I wonder just how much meth you have to take before choosing that car, in that colour with those plates?

7points

A B C 4 years ago

Don't forget about the gremlin spoiler.

3points

Id row 4 years ago

This is what you get when you give a giant pile of money to an idiot.

5points

David Frost 4 years ago

Jesus loves bad guys!!

4points

Pusfarm 4 years ago

Hope he loves douchebags, too!

3points

Roger Haywood 4 years ago

The N of Arts?

3points

LesbianLandscape 4 years ago

The No farts

1point

MORGAN 3 years ago

I laughed so hard

0points

Not Bill Cipher 4 years ago

The no farts joker. *sighs* He was a brilliant, brilliant man.

0points

Wednesday 4 years ago

The No Farts Joker?

0points

#20

This Is This Is Meme

Final score:

130points

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Emma Byrne 4 years ago

Well, it is now...

87points

*me* 4 years ago

*to the tune of we will rock you* THIS IS THIS IS ME-ME

7points

Inkblot Butterfly 4 years ago

yes, this this this is meme

7points

Eirik Johnsbråten 4 years ago

It sure is.

2points

_𝕔𝕙𝕠𝕔𝕠_𝕝𝕠𝕔𝕠_ 4 years ago

Meeeeeeeme

1point

Yong-Sheng Lin 4 years ago

I know

0points

Amanda Hunter 4 years ago

Oh, that's her.

0points

Mary Peace 4 years ago

If this is ME, can this be ME as well?

0points

Sage Gusano 4 years ago

THIS IS MEME!!!!!!!! *kicks her off of the stage.

0points

Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago

Bilal?

0points

LaMaud 4 years ago

Yes, it's a guy

0points

#21

The Way I Let My Boyfriend Know His Dinner Is Ready For Him In The Microwave When He Gets Home From Work

Final score:

127points

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Evil Swan 4 years ago

Nice reference to Walking Dead

61points

Stimpy 4 years ago

Yes, but therefore read exactly as intended and does not fit here

5points

guy greej 4 years ago

It's on purpose. This is a popular meme guys. Don't dead, Open inside

10points

LottieH 4 years ago

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Eirik Johnsbråten 4 years ago

Please don't dinner.

4points

Shoddy 4 years ago

Lunch instead.

4points

Kathryn Baylis 4 years ago

Ah, but for the addition of one single dividing | line.

2points

McWiggins 4 years ago

I was thinking about this scene during this whole list, awesome.

1point

Princess Toadstool 4 years ago

Clever!

1point

nala simba 4 years ago

Sorry, .what? Don't open. Dinner inside? Or, Don't dinner. Open inside? No, I don't understand.

0points

Duncan 4 years ago

It's like "The instructions to open this door are inside".

0points

#22

My Local Takeaway Is An Eye Test

Final score:

125points

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Neil Bidle 4 years ago

Makes sense when you consider they read / write vertically

120points

Judes 4 years ago

Yes, but the Chinese on the last line is written horizontally.

15points

RoseTheMad 4 years ago

But they (traditionally anyway?) read from right to left in Chinese, right? so it'd be "house chop kong hong" welp

10points

WorldNeedsReboot 4 years ago

but from right to left!

2points

Kathryn Baylis 4 years ago

Except for the Hanzi underneath the English.

2points

Triv 4 years ago

But don't they also read/write right-to-left?

1point

Christina McCausland 4 years ago

...but from right to left... They're attempting to help us lot...but...

0points

Stimpy 4 years ago

Also, it stands out this way. Makes you stop and notice it more. so exactly what you want from your store-sign

0points

_𝕔𝕙𝕠𝕔𝕠_𝕝𝕠𝕔𝕠_ 4 years ago

HKCHOOHONNOUGGPSE

8points

Calypso poet 4 years ago

Gesundheit!

8points

Lily Stagg 4 years ago

Hong Kong Chop House

5points

DarkAngelNic 4 years ago

A lot of these problems could be solved with vertical lines to direct the eye to the correct words.

5points

wifeofweasley 4 years ago

Isn't this the traditional way of writing in china? Correct me if I'm wrong but I think madarin is written from top to bottom (vertical) of the page? So this makes sense if you consider this

4points

Daria B 4 years ago (edited)

From right to left, though. If we're talking about the traditional way.

3points

ASHRFOX 4 years ago

can anyone tell me what the chinese characters mean?

1point

Cinnamoroll 4 years ago

hong kong chop house

1point

ADHORTATOR 4 years ago (edited)

Sator Arepo tenet opera rotas.... well at least the same style :-)

1point

Fieke Engelen 4 years ago

Love it

0points

among_sakura 4 years ago

"Hong kong chop house"

0points

#23

I Live In Tootrno

Final score:

120points

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Vic 4 years ago

That's a big "Toot"

58points

Kathryn Baylis 4 years ago

Guess the guy with the NOFARTS license tag would stay far far away from here.

11points

A B C 4 years ago

"we don't take naps"? What kind of weird city motto is that supposed to be?

12points

Emily Raskauskas 4 years ago

I've lived in Toronto my whole life and I've never heard that before

4points

Kimberley Gayle Thomas 4 years ago

sounds as if it's maybe their version of New Yorks "The city that never sleeps."

1point

Sawdust 4 years ago

Maybe making fun of New Orleans, the Big Sleep ? :-)

1point

Neil Bidle 4 years ago

Maybe they should have taken a nap

11points

Id row 4 years ago

Tootr No

2points

Flexiegirl94 4 years ago

I read "toot, RN. O!"

2points

Mazer 4 years ago

Who approves these things??

2points

Pan Narrans 4 years ago

TootRno. If memory serves my right that near Brno, isn't it?

1point

Supertransistor 1 year ago

Hope totoro lives nearby

0points

Scarlet Blackfox 4 years ago

it’s almost cool. so close. but no

0points

Wednesday 4 years ago

Toot? 'R no?

0points

#24

Does This Belong Here? Took Me Multiple Tries To Figure This Out

Final score:

108points

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Aroace tiger (any pronouns) 4 years ago

?

43points

HiddenGenZ 4 years ago

Intelligence is just a starting point. Ability comes from work and growth.

40points

Ella Greenman 4 years ago

I am aroace too!

5points

fuggnuggins 4 years ago

Intelligence is a starting poing, for some...

0points

Airis Malfoy 4 years ago

I lost my last brain cell trying to process this.

7points

Neil Bidle 4 years ago

Whoever designed this had neither intelligence, or ability... or any real grasp of how reading works

6points

Kathryn Baylis 4 years ago

You’d trip and fall from just trying to read, and make sense of, the message on the steps.

5points

Sabse 4 years ago

I think I missed the starting point

4points

Apachebathmat 4 years ago

Ability comes from work and growth, intelligence is just a starting point. Even in this form it makes zero bastard sense

3points

Ritchat 4 years ago

"Intelligence is just a starting point. Ability comes from work and growth." Wasn't too bad imho.

3points

Clowé Tsé 4 years ago

exactly!! It depends which sideof stairs you choose ;D Nice job dude

0points

LeiLah 4 years ago

Sorry. That was bad enough but I'm gonna over analyze this bc it's what I do... Wouldn't it be "skill" that can be gained? The ability to do something isn't tied to hard work and growth. A person who is paralyzed may work really hard and grow - but they still won't be able to walk.

2points

Mazer 4 years ago

I need a dramamine

2points

Persp Gold 4 years ago

isn't one side for up, one for down normally? this encourages chaotic stair climbing and i just cannot condone that

1point

#25

My Wife Said, “People Will Get It.”

Final score:

107points

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Emma Byrne 4 years ago

Oh let us adore him come? Err, no thanks.

114points

Emo Sloth 4 years ago

Can Jesus even... nevermind, I don't want to know.

3points

Black Pug Puppy 4 years ago

I think it's oh come let us adore him?

3points

Bill Karp 4 years ago

the second time, will it be worse?

0points

Otter 4 years ago

That sign is in the bedroom, right? RIGHT???

21points

Dark Pearl 4 years ago

I bloody hope it is.

1point

Princess Toadstool 4 years ago

*loses brain*

13points

JuJu 4 years ago

I love the trees!

10points

HempFairy 4 years ago

Kinky X-mas!

8points

Id row 4 years ago

Your wife was wrong.

6points

Apachebathmat 4 years ago

Yes shop keeper, give me all the crappy Christmas junk, I need it all to match my stoopid wall decal

3points

Kathryn Baylis 4 years ago

Little does your wife realize.

2points

MoodyBlue 4 years ago

Now, honestly. This is the first one I really cannot figure out what this should be. Any help?

2points

Calypso poet 4 years ago

Oh come let us adore him, Christ the Lord. The Christmas song.

5points

Soulstice 4 years ago (edited)

This one wasn't too hard for me - Probably because I'm already familiar with the saying

2points

A B C 4 years ago

Guess something else is though, at least when they adore it.

3points

#26

No No Gain Pain

Final score:

100points

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Mazer 4 years ago

I absolutely hate this saying no matter how poorly it’s written

97points

Alditekim 4 years ago

It true. After you reach a certain level, you will get pain nullification skill.

4points

Apachebathmat 4 years ago

Well well well jolene, you didn’t think this one through

3points

Emma Byrne 4 years ago

TBF no one wants to gain pain. That's not a prize, Duncan!

2points

SuperChicken 4 years ago

Unless, they're a masochist. yikes!

2points

Triv 4 years ago

That only applies to Arnold Schwarzenegger-type Meatheads. For when you want to have more muscle than brains. Otherwise, that is completely effing wrong!

1point

Ladyandthetramp 4 years ago (edited)

The words are still true. But execution. TERRIBLE!!!!

1point

Maria Schneider 4 years ago

Comma missing. No, no gain pain!

1point

Christian Beham 4 years ago

no no, there's no limit!

0points

Bacony Cakes 4 years ago

*tears arm in half* *becomes swole*

0points

Ashley Conover 4 years ago

Dad said the actual phrase so much.

0points

#27

Super Meat Market Market

Final score:

99points

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Roger Haywood 4 years ago

Super meat is better than regular meat.

58points

A B C 4 years ago

But you only get it at a market market.

12points

M the Lemur 4 years ago

*chefs kiss* supermeat-...475158.jpg

5points

Kathryn Baylis 4 years ago

Especially if you buy it in their market market.

4points

Triv 4 years ago

It IS the Kryptonian standard.

1point

Stannous Flouride 4 years ago

But impossible to cut without a kryptonite knife.

1point

Aqua the Walnut 4 years ago

so is double market.

0points

Repo 4 years ago

That's what she said

0points

Brandi VanSteenwyk 4 years ago

Agreed... The biggest and thickest always are SUPER.

0points

fuggnuggins 4 years ago

Better than cloudy meat? F**k I hate people almost every time I look at this site.

-1point

John Montgomery 4 years ago

The extra market is an echo.

2points

Bill Karp 4 years ago

I like meat for Sup(p)er

1point

Binxyminxem 4 years ago

So THAT'S where superheroes get their groceries!

1point

Billy Maguire 4 years ago

Does it come caped?

0points

M O'Connell 4 years ago

This would make much more sense in Spanish: Supermercado/Carniceria.

0points

Crazy Dog Lady 4 years ago

It sounds like a dance.

0points

#28

I Would Like A Free Donation. Also, Here's My Lemonade...

Final score:

96points

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Evelína Zlá 4 years ago

Come ooon... it´s a kid and he gives lemonade for free. Not nice to make fun of him.

101points

SuperChicken 4 years ago

I agree.

3points

Aahzmandus Pervect 4 years ago

You think this kid wrote the sign?

2points

Juliette Dauterive 4 years ago

No, he’s selling it. Obviously savvy parents are circumventing permits, taxes, zoning, etc.

0points

fuggnuggins 4 years ago

Not nice to teach kids that playful jest is mean.

0points

Persp Gold 4 years ago

ok you're right, let's all put away our fun time and complain with you. give me a break, its funny and not mean spirited. you must be fun to be around

0points

Tiny3000 4 years ago

Hey it’s free advertising

-1point

Mewton’s Third Paw 4 years ago

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ChinmayGhule 4 years ago

What a nice kid! And there seems a lot of lemonade.

8points

Bella, Your Kitty-Loving Queen 4 years ago

Aww come on. He’s just a little kid giving some free lemonade. This doesn’t belong here.

6points

Mewton’s Third Paw 4 years ago

So his sign isn’t just like all the others on this list? Why be dishonest?

-1point

StrawberryParfait 4 years ago

Don't ridicule the kind-hearted little tot.

6points

Scagsy 4 years ago

Aw bless 'em

6points

Kathryn Baylis 4 years ago (edited)

Just a place,ent problem. Put the signs farther apart, and the message becomes crystal clear.

3points

DarkAngelNic 4 years ago

So do I give lemonade and get money? J/K leave the poor kid alone - I couldn't write as well as him when I was little.

2points

Persp Gold 4 years ago

Lemonade Accepted. is a good credo

1point

Bill Karp 4 years ago

when life gives you donations................

0points

Eric Forster 4 years ago

Yes, I accept lemonade.

0points

#29

Dsgein

Final score:

91points

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SentimentAndBadJokes 4 years ago

I think that they may need some dsgein classes...

89points

Kathryn Baylis 4 years ago (edited)

Or completely rethink their major, and go with underwater basketweaving instead.

6points

Earl Grey 4 years ago

They already flunked out.

5points

SF Angel 4 years ago

HAHAHAHAHAHA

0points

YoyoSthlm 4 years ago

Ironic.

5points

earringnut 4 years ago

Looks purposeful.

0points

AnnaBanana 4 years ago

Ed Gein's younger brother...

3points

Sakuhana 4 years ago

Oh the irony

2points

Terry Tobias 4 years ago

Somebody didn't pass Design class.

1point

Tlee Brooks 4 years ago

#fail

1point

Tinder of the SkyWings 3 years ago

DESIGN

0points

Not Myself 4 years ago

Oh, the irony of this sign.

0points

Yong-Sheng Lin 4 years ago

DNEEID

0points

Rando 4 years ago

the irony...

0points

#30

What Do?

Final score:

88points

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Dr Nostromo 4 years ago

I'd start by fixing this sign.

143points

M O'Connell 4 years ago

1996 called, they want ALL of that stuff back.

11points

Two_rolling_black_eyes 4 years ago

Its laminated. There's a real good chance its been hanging on the wall there since 1996.

5points

Kat Hoth 4 years ago

Yoda?

1point

Not Myself 4 years ago

What do to improve have to do?

0points

Hollysmom 4 years ago

Learn to form a proper sentence

0points

Rebekah 4 years ago

Attack of the Word Art.

0points

Tlee Brooks 4 years ago

Hmmmmm

0points

Banana Rama 4 years ago

Come thru Microsoft Word! I dont think you can even create stylized text like that on newer versions anymore. =(

0points

Hannah Edwards 4 years ago

We’ll step 1. Burn sign.

0points

Gerard Neaux 4 years ago

What do to I'mprove have to do around here?

0points

#31

Hearing Aids?

Final score:

88points

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Emma Byrne 4 years ago

$895.00 and up for AIDs AIDs AIDs... What a bargain!

44points

V33333P 4 years ago

HAIDS EAIDS AAIDS RAIDS IAIDS NAIDS GAIDS

15points

iBlank 4 years ago

this sign needs 7 question marks!

0points

wow that's fantastic 4 years ago

so many types of aids i can get... uh i'll take my leave quickly

8points

John Montgomery 4 years ago

"Everyone has AIDS"

4points

M the Lemur 4 years ago

Lease, the musical.

0points

Requiem 4 years ago

HAIDS, EAIDS, AAIDS, RAIDS, IAIDS, NAIDS, GAIDS

3points

MagicalUnicorn 4 years ago

that's way too much AIDS

3points

Chillace 4 years ago

id like some h aids

2points

Miles Dowdeswell 4 years ago

AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS

1point

Claire Elizabeth 4 years ago

I think they might need some design aids...

1point

Bill Karp 4 years ago

sign aid shop next door?

0points

#32

I Thought This Might Belong Here

Final score:

88points

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Soulstice 4 years ago

Why math symbols for shape??

55points

beastmachine. 4 years ago

That's Ed Sheeran's album names (divide, multiply etc)

41points

wow that's fantastic 4 years ago (edited)

cuz love is annoying like math (i'm gonna get some downvoots for this)

16points

Tenement_Funster 4 years ago

It's an Ed Sheeran Merch :)

8points

Jared West 4 years ago

Ed Sheeran + geometry

2points

Bella, Your Kitty-Loving Queen 4 years ago

This comment has been deleted.

1point

Sue Knerl 4 years ago

Ed Sheeran album names.

1point

Kat Hoth 4 years ago

Ed Sheeran Albums.

1point

RandomHumanBean 4 years ago

the album covers

0points

SuperChicken 4 years ago (edited)

I am shape in love of with the you? My head hurts. (yes, i know. the job was dangerous when i took it 😆)

8points

Tobias the Tiger 4 years ago

All I could think about was the Google Translated version of "Shape of You", with lines like "I'm in love with your system".

4points

Scagsy 4 years ago

I am plus shape in love times of with the divide by you? Got it. Nice.

4points

Lily Stagg 4 years ago

It's a song "I'm in love with the shape of you."

3points

elizbeth lemieux 4 years ago

What in the Ed Sheeran is going on.

1point

Telmo Belo 4 years ago

I'm waiting for Ed's 11th album. The Square Root

1point

meow point1 4 years ago

I know it's a song but I still read it as "I am shape in love of with the you" initially.

1point

Grasie MoonFlower 4 years ago

I am shape in love of with the you LMAO

1point

Hermionie 3 years ago

🎵 I’m in love with the shape of u🎵

0points

#33

Hoffman Estates, Il. I Can’t Even Figure Out What It’s Supposed To Say

Final score:

87points

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Roger Haywood 4 years ago

Religion is confusing.

74points

A B C 4 years ago

And oftentimes doesn't make sense.

15points

Ayia Grace 4 years ago

Okay so if I insert John 3:16 we get, “Whoever (Insert John 3:16)-For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in Him should not perish, but have everlasting life— yes Jesus thank god! Okay so what I’ve gotten is she’s saying the reason is John 3:16, the son is Jesus and she’s thanking god.

9points

Emo Sloth 4 years ago

Thank you I was so confused

1point

Kat Hoth 4 years ago

What?? I tried it a few different ways, it still didn't make sense.

3points

Justine Nicole 4 years ago

For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life. Whoever John 3:16, yes Jesus, thank God?

3points

Toast Of Saint Louis 4 years ago

This made me laugh

0points

Amy Jo Buchanan 4 years ago

The picture looks photoshopped because look in between the spaces of the pole and cars. Weird.

2points

kate kat 4 years ago

I dont get it

2points

Id row 4 years ago

Charlie found religion.

1point

kate kat 4 years ago

What???

1point

An Co 4 years ago

No less confusing them some of the things extremists believe.

1point

Christian Beham 4 years ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=havLXnz1muQ

0points

#34

This Sign At My International School

Final score:

84points

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V33333P 4 years ago

Hopefully from another school where they're taught better

84points

Nathan Pogorzala 4 years ago

Can't they just print in banner orientation?

8points

Kathryn Baylis 4 years ago (edited)

Well now I want to know just exactly where middle students are the school from?

4points

Id row 4 years ago

Where Charlie went to school. Now I get it.

2points

Mark Howell 4 years ago

Yoda teacher here is ;o)

2points

An Co 4 years ago

Perhaps this sign makes sense in the language where the teacher is from?

2points

Terry Tobias 4 years ago

Is this style of writing common now? I must have missed the memo.

1point

Its Me 3 years ago

Where middle students are the school from

0points

Suzanne Haigh 4 years ago

Would have thought they were from the USA

0points

among_sakura 4 years ago

I would go here if the teacher was not like Yoda!

0points

#35

In My School Dining Hall

Final score:

83points

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SentimentAndBadJokes 4 years ago

What can we say? Food waste really is a love-hate relationship!

62points

Douglas Turner 4 years ago

Username checks out. Carry on!

5points

John G 4 years ago

Seems clear to me, love food, hate waste. They are pretty clearly defined separately.

1point

SF Angel 4 years ago

Love DOES hate food waste. So do I actually

0points

Jane Alexander 4 years ago

If the schools served real food like we used to get nobody would waste it. You serve prefabricated crap, where do you think it'll go?

0points

Aqua the Walnut 4 years ago

Love Hate Food Waste, what a nice message to tell your students.

0points

lammaperson 4 years ago

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0points

Calypso poet 4 years ago

Person Woman Man Camara Tv

0points

Gerard Neaux 4 years ago (edited)

Darth Yoda, you is that?

0points

May Alta 4 years ago

Yoda here was?

0points

SuperChicken 4 years ago

😵

0points

#36

Wash Your Brush Hands Your Teeth

Final score:

81points

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A B C 4 years ago

I mean, you *should* wash your brush, that ain't wrong.

47points

Boaz Krebs 4 years ago

yeah and don't forget to hands your teeth you know.

15points

Monday 4 years ago

Dammit I forgot to hands my teeth today.

11points

SuperChicken 4 years ago

Wash my brush and hand my teeth. Ok, let's see what I can do.😵

5points

V33333P 4 years ago

This reminded me of those stupid Nokia 3315 black and white screen "designs" you could buy from the back of teen magazines that went: toucha my phone slappa yo face

4points

Id row 4 years ago

My mother used to say, "Wash your hands with warm soap and water". One time the phrasing hit me and I asked her where I can find the warm soap.

2points

Kathryn Baylis 4 years ago

Wash your brush. Hands your teeth. Do it, dammit!

2points

RandomHumanBean 4 years ago

*hands over teeth*

0points

Yong-Sheng Lin 4 years ago

who's collecting?

0points

Jessie Zhang 4 years ago

Lol that made me laugh so hard!

0points

Onion rings like to make your breath smelly 4 years ago (edited)

YES SIR/MAAM, will do!

0points

#37

Real Trucks Not Carry Loads, Handbags

Final score:

80points

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Eirik Johnsbråten 4 years ago

Even when you read it right it's stupid.

200points

SuperChicken 4 years ago

It is. Are they that insecure about their masculinity that they have to say that?

12points

Rissie 4 years ago

Well. They are designed to carry loads. Americans using them as a day to day car is rather silly. Waste of resources.

7points

ChinmayGhule 4 years ago

But why do they do that? You have less seats and poor average.

4points

earringnut 4 years ago

To be fair I see no loads.

3points

fuggnuggins 4 years ago (edited)

So, you don't tell your woman, daughter, whoever, that she runs like a girl? Same thing. Funny because it's stupid and annoying and the only reason to say it is because you're being playful and it's true. But your woman deserves a guy with a sense of humour and who can make her laugh. You should mention me to her. Tell her I said she runs like a girl.

0points

SF Angel 4 years ago

Issues with women

0points

Marny 4 years ago

Toxic is masculinity tragic

15points

Nathan Pogorzala 4 years ago

This guy is driving a mitsubishi truck and he is talking s**t?

11points

Requiem 4 years ago (edited)

hahah exactly. its the one and only mitsu pick up

2points

Bill 4 years ago

That has a car frame

0points

Whitney Gal 4 years ago

Not only that, but I sincerely doubt he’s a middle America country boy, judging by the palm trees and big city.

-1point

Arieke 4 years ago

What if the load consists of handbags???

10points

Mewton’s Third Paw 4 years ago

What if the person hauling the load carries a purse? I do this like at least once a week. Nice purses too, and big loads.

0points

Thorfin Wolfsbane 4 years ago

What if it’s a load of handbags?

5points

Dillon Hughes 4 years ago

I wouldn't trust any vehicle that can't carry a simple handbag....

4points

ƒιѕн 4 years ago

Thats not even a real truck.

4points

Mazer 4 years ago

What a load

4points

Id row 4 years ago

That truck has fragile masculinity written all over it.

3points

Lori T Wisconsin 4 years ago

I want to smack him with my handbag. Maybe it has a brick in it, you misogynistic douchebag.

2points

#38

Did Hurt My Your Back Knife?

Final score:

79points

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Radek Suski 4 years ago

This is disturbing on many levels

73points

Dodo 4 years ago

It's a Friends quote

10points

fuggnuggins 4 years ago

Yes. Better if she just take it off.

1point

Crep 105 3 years ago

Do you know the outrage it would've caused if a guy wore this? It would probably get him thrown in prison.

0points

Csaba Hegedűs 4 years ago

Edgy teenagers: WANT IT! O.O

8points

Soulstice 4 years ago

Did my back hurt your knife?

6points

Kathryn Baylis 4 years ago

Sarcasm about someone trying to backstab her, and her back breaking their knife. I like this tee shirt, and would wear it myself.

2points

SuperChicken 4 years ago

Yes, and you knew the job was dangerous when you took it, Fred. maxresdefa...725da4.jpg

2points

Triv 4 years ago

Sounds like corporate vulture...I mean culture.

1point

Jonathan 4 years ago

Im So EdGy

1point

Edwin Lesperance 4 years ago

DON'T turn your back on her!

0points

4 years ago

Challenge Accepted

0points

VeryDarkMatter 4 years ago

people with this kind of shirt-messages are making many friends I bet 😆

0points

#39

Say 5g No To Vaccines

Final score:

75points

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grotesqueer 4 years ago

Knowing foilhats, I'm not sure if that's even a mistake.

109points

fuggnuggins 4 years ago (edited)

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Knowing trendy normies I'm sure you have no idea why people object to these things anymore than you know why you object to people objecting to them. You just do what you're told like a proper useful idiot. A political puppet dancing to the grandiose tune of some other fake's aspirations. OH, btw, formerly no UFOs, the programme was shut down decades ago, vaccines were harmless - even those using untested technology for the very first time ever and rushed into use against regular precautions and without thorough research of the problem they're meant to resolve or any long-term data whatsoever while people with financial interest in the multi-billion dollar contracts for them all around the world quashed any and all attempts to talk about these facts or the very readily available alternatives that do have proven safety, loads of data and even evidence of efficacy - and people who spoke about these things or even a possibility of lab leaks were definitely crazy, they were all uniformly and against all odds the worst kind of person imaginable: TRUMP SUPPORTERS *gasp* - all had no right to communicate, no right to free speech, and likely were committing felonies. But today UFOs are a confirmed phenomenon (might I add, as revealed due to a clause that was included in the COVID stimulus package by Trump as a condition of agreement, a package that he had resisted prior to including that clause) (I'll also add, they were confirmed all along by numerous governments, including the French, but just not US or any member of Five Eyes), the programme is ongoing but under a different name, evidence is not non-existent but actually abundant, credible, significant and tangible, vaccines are being restricted for safety concerns and lab leaks are discussed in parliamentary houses. (Whether UFOs are US, foreign, or other is unclear, but f**k let's be straight, they've been sighted and described consistently since the 1940s all over the world, photographed back as far as the late 1800s, might even have been being referenced since prehistory, so if they're human made then not only do they defy understood physics of aerodynamics, thermodynamics and motion but also are capable of time-travel, so they're probably not -all- human made, though it seems likely some are, and that itself is very concerning.) Hold your breath. Only a matter of time until the media lets the lemmings know that there never has ever been any such thing as a scientific consensus on anything whatsoever - the very idea is itself unscientific - and tha even if there ever were it would mean nothing for the very same reason - science isn't a popularity contest, it's not an answer, a conclusion, a set of unchanging data, it's an unending quest to improve understanding, NOT to OBSTRUCT understanding - and that a large number of people with very significant credentials, including many who advised WHO and government early on, are now calling for a halt and proper research into the vaccines because of new information concerning toxicity of the main ingredient - the spike protein (including any non-mRNA that use the whole spike - so, -all of them- ) - and the unexpected behaviour of the vaccine not being confined to the tissue at the injection site - in the shoulder - but rather finding its way into the bloodstream and delivering this toxic protein all throught the body - heart, -BRAIN- - where the virus would never normally get - would normally be confined to the airways - and the implications of that, which explain the results that are being seen - the deaths and other serious reactions. Day turns to night, night to day, and everyone has forgotten everything that happened in the last year and a half and century prior, because BLM, Defund the Police, Me Too, and LGBT-f*****g-expielidocious. Wait and see, you might even eventually be allowed to know - but probably won't - the extent of adverse effects, how a man with very sensitive information managed to kill himself while under suicide watch, why the highest symbols of justice in the free world are holding a journalist as a political prisoner, and how small office fires toppled WTC7 and the others - oh, news! Now for drama: watch my hand, nothing in my hand... Nothing to see here. Or, you could take a break from being a drongo lemming and go and f*****g look. Foilhat indeed, you lazy stuck up c**t. How paranoid is the one who calls those who have now been PROVEN to have been right all along paranoid? The whole f*****g fantastical world that you delirious c***s have fabricated is just absolutely f*****g mental. Completely, utterly f*****g incoherent. PS: Only two genders. Masculine and feminine. And you know what else? I don't like Biden OR TRUMP, and Jesus can kiss a camel's c**k. I'M NOT EVEN AMERICAN. I bet it just bend's your lemming f*****g brain, doesn't it. Wait up. I'm CIS white male. THERE IT IS! THERE IT IS! That's what's wrong with me, isn't it, you f*****g delusional c**t. F*****g queer, alright. Stranger and more twisted every day. All you c***s that have babbled this delirious s**t the last several years all give the uncanny impression that donning a certain pair of sunglasses actually would reveal you all to be skinless bug-eyed zomboids. They LIVE! But they're dead in the head. World of fakes.

Mazer 4 years ago

Does 5G need vaccines too?

12points

Toast Of Saint Louis 4 years ago

You never know.

1point

M O'Connell 4 years ago

I've always wanted to meet one of these whackos in person, just so I can ask them exactly what "5G" is. I bet they can't produce a coherent answer.

8points

Karl Baxter 4 years ago

But they’ll tell you that they did their own “research” (entirely devoid of facts, scientific rigour and peer review..) and that’s the truth they’re sticking to come hell or high water. Sad really

8points

Sue Grigg 4 years ago

Dumb people writing dumb things.

3points

Karl Baxter 4 years ago

Arise Bill Gates’ 5G Zombie Army! 😎

3points

Requiem 4 years ago

my cell service sucks on the edge of the city where I live. I need 5G nanobots

2points

Leslie Burleson 4 years ago

I usually decline 5G vaccines

1point

Bacony Cakes 4 years ago

Yeah, i hate becoming a faraday cage.

0points

Bella, Your Kitty-Loving Queen 4 years ago

What the sentence is supposed to be is even stupider 🤦‍♀️

1point

Isaac nicholson 4 years ago

Say no 5G to vaccines

0points

Persp Gold 4 years ago

either or

0points

#40

Who's The Goat??!

Final score:

74points

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E Menendez 4 years ago

Post the Malone goat!

71points

Chillace 4 years ago

🐐

11points

• Lemønchu • 4 years ago

RELEASE THE GOAT

5points

M the Lemur 4 years ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DfidZvDblKY

1point

Emma Byrne 4 years ago

Damn it goat! I've been waiting a week for this Malone and you still haven't sent it!

8points

Two_rolling_black_eyes 4 years ago

101-101804...f56650.jpg

4points

Bacony Cakes 4 years ago

Perfect.

0points

Requiem 4 years ago

Jim Bruer is Goat boy

1point

Apachebathmat 4 years ago

Sure, where am I sending it?

1point

Billy Maguire 4 years ago

I hope it's not Paddy McGinty's Goat.

0points

Amanda Hunter 4 years ago

Good name for a goat.

0points

SF Angel 4 years ago

Whos the Malone Goat and where are they posting it?

0points

Lori T Wisconsin 4 years ago

Post Malone sounds like a billy goat humping Stevie Nicks.

0points

Two_rolling_black_eyes 4 years ago

This comment has been deleted.

0points

#41

Chunky With Beef Beans

Final score:

29points

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Chich 4 years ago

MMMM Gonna have a big feed o'beef beans :)

8points

Lauren Caswell 4 years ago

Aww those beans should have been planted, that's where cows come from

2points

Seabeast 4 years ago

Are beef beans anything like prairie oysters?

1point

Kat Hoth 4 years ago

Ewwwwww.

0points

Donkey boi 4 years ago

If only 'beef beans' were a thing!

0points

Shelli Aderman 4 years ago

Hmmm, what are beef beans?

0points

Marlowe Fitzpatrik 4 years ago

Definitely not vegan-friendly, that's for sure

0points

SuperChicken 4 years ago

my brain is now mushed.

0points

I I 4 years ago

HHHMMMMMMM BEEF BEANS

0points

Roger Haywood 4 years ago

I love beef beans. They are the meatiest of beans.

0points

Otter 4 years ago

I'm a vegetarian! Nobody had better try to sell my any beef beans!

0points

#42

Free Kosovo, Palestine Is Serbia

Final score:

26points

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Eirik Johnsbråten 4 years ago

You learn something new every day.

16points

Bacony Cakes 4 years ago

serbia stop messing with israel

0points

Jared West 4 years ago

Free palestine

0points

Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago

No, those are clearly two different banners.

-2points

bryguy 4 years ago

Written by the same person?

2points

#43

Burn Increase

Final score:

25points

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Ritchat 4 years ago

Seems like she burned too many plants while making this sign.

56points

A B C 4 years ago

And while holding it, according to her face.

7points

Luis Hernandez Dauajare 4 years ago (edited)

By her face, she has burned lots of it...

10points

Truth Monster 4 years ago

"I was gonna make a sign, but I got high, but i got high, but i got hiiiiigh;" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8miFY7pPz6g

7points

Anthony Nizza 4 years ago

LOOOOL

2points

TK 421 4 years ago

I think I might have a bit of a buzz going just from looking at that picture.

0points

lara 4 years ago

They do know where coal comes from, don't they?

0points

#44

Don't Quit Up Never Give

Final score:

24points

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J. F. 4 years ago

With the lines I read it: "Don't Never Quit. Give Up"

30points

Boaz Krebs 4 years ago

wait ur right it's even wrong when you do follow the lines. but if you really look for it there's a dot after quit... don't quit. up. never give

3points

Shelli Aderman 4 years ago

Even the lines make it wrong! 🤣

4points

Roger Haywood 4 years ago

Don't never quit, give up.

2points

Justine Nicole 4 years ago

That's how I read it, following the lines

0points

bryguy 4 years ago

Well, Don't and Never cancel each other out being double negatives. So the message is clear here: "Quit. Give up." It may be harsh but it's what you needed to hear. Now go quit and give up.

1point

tikki tikki mango 4 years ago

They should give up and quit making signs

0points

Mazer 4 years ago

This one takes the cake

0points

L McPhillips 4 years ago

It makes less sense if you follow the hash marks to read it “Don’t Never Quit Give Up”. So much wrong with this one.

0points

#45

Waste Energy Today Tomorrow

Final score:

21points

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Eirik Johnsbråten 4 years ago

The dog though...

15points

ChinmayGhule 4 years ago

Dog: "I don't give a shiet. What's that? *sniff*"

1point

Judy Dunlevy 4 years ago

I can't tell if the dog is coming or going

0points

#46

What Does It To Be A Teen In Really Mean 2018??

Final score:

18points

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Verena Gitterle 4 years ago

Was 2018 really mean?

21points

Eirik Johnsbråten 4 years ago

2020 will hit them so hard.

8points

Apachebathmat 4 years ago

2020 is gonna blow their minds then

3points

Jared West 4 years ago

2018 wasn't mean! 2020 on the other hand...

1point

Mazer 4 years ago

Stop sniffing the poster board glue

1point

#47

And And And I We They Oop Oop Oop

Final score:

18points

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Eirik Johnsbråten 4 years ago

Everybody OOP!

20points

ChinmayGhule 4 years ago

OOP is really a great concept.

3points

Margaret Mayhugh 4 years ago

But what does it mean???

4points

Emma Byrne 4 years ago

Oop.

6points

A B C 4 years ago

Even if read "correctly" - what is "and I/we/they oop" supposed to mean?

2points

Ames A 4 years ago

Does anyone remember when the VSCO trend was saying “and I oop”? I think this is supposed to be like the teacher is teaching the conjugations of that. I might be wrong :p

3points

Blue of the yams 4 years ago

I can't believe I'm the fist one saying this, but it you read it vertically... "and I oop"

1point

Kat Hoth 4 years ago

I give it a 3, has a catchy beat.

1point

Roger Haywood 4 years ago

Are these the lyrics to the shoobydoo?

1point

Supertransistor 1 year ago

A soumd normal humans make

0points

Shelli Aderman 4 years ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

0points

SuperChicken 4 years ago

Alley Oop - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pU-MC3zXD5E

0points

Mazer 4 years ago

If this is the current state of our education we are in deep

0points

Marlowe Fitzpatrik 4 years ago

In really deep oop

0points

#48

I Drink Game And Of I Loans Interest Is Coming Know Things

Final score:

18points

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V33333P 4 years ago

Maybe don't drink that anymore

14points

M O'Connell 4 years ago

Don't scrapbook while drunk, folks.

1point

Shelby P 4 years ago

Interest is coming. know things...

0points

#49

Will Be You My Player For Two Life?

Final score:

18points

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Monday 4 years ago

No you jerk, we're taking turns being player one.

20points

#50

Don't Worry You'll About It Be Ok

Final score:

17points

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I I 4 years ago

my life motto and i'm about it be ok

7points

Shelby P 4 years ago

it makes you happy

1point

#51

So That's What Happened In Hawaii

Final score:

16points

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#52

Rejoice The Storm Rebuild Has Passed

Final score:

16points

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V33333P 4 years ago

this is a call to anarchy isn't it

8points

Jelly the Bean 4 years ago

Definitely.

1point

BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing 4 years ago

That sounds like a chant

0points

Karin Gibson 4 years ago

I think I'm getting the hang of this. Or else my brain has melted.

0points

SuperChicken 4 years ago

Who needs rebuilding, anyway?

0points

#53

Even Roman Priests Were Doing This

Final score:

14points

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Judy Dunlevy 4 years ago

St. Stephen?

13points

Jyri Hakola 4 years ago

St. psheten, the unknown martyr..

0points

V33333P 4 years ago

St. P. She ten

1point

John Montgomery 4 years ago

When read out loud it sounds like it's telling not to poop but with the version that would be censored.

0points

TK 421 4 years ago

St. P She Ten?

0points

Kat Hoth 4 years ago

St P S He Ten?

0points

Lara Verne 4 years ago

Stop Sheten

0points

Nathan Pogorzala 4 years ago (edited)

It looks like the Dutch Boy paint kid and a meth addict had a child.

0points

Bill 4 years ago

St Stephen with a rose. In and out ofthe garden he goes

0points

#54

No Know Jesus Jesus

Final score:

14points

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Charl Marx 4 years ago

# There's no limit #

4points

Johanna 4 years ago

No no, no no no no, no no there's no limit 🎼

1point

TK 421 4 years ago

No, know Jesus. Jesus! No peace! Know peace?

1point

Nathan Pogorzala 4 years ago

the intended phrase is clever i suppose.

1point

Gilblor 4 years ago

I read this to the tune of no limit ...

1point

Soulstice 4 years ago

Well there's a cross in the centre dividing it

1point

Marlowe Fitzpatrik 4 years ago

Really? Where is it, I didn't notice

0points

AlmightyOne 4 years ago

I read it as someone telling Jesus he couldn't have peace. No peace for you, Jesus!

0points

#55

I Am A God President Woman Said Biden Is A Man

Final score:

14points

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Roger Haywood 4 years ago

She's right, I think he is too.

9points

Bill 4 years ago

Does Biden know that?

1point

Boaz Krebs 4 years ago

i love how it became 'woman said biden is a man'.

1point

Shelli Aderman 4 years ago

What?

1point

Nathan Pogorzala 4 years ago

Ok maybe that person is misunderstood about the intended usage of a pick up truck and they are clearly one of the American citizens we keep hidden when company is over.

1point

bubblegum witch 4 years ago

or, "i am a woman, god said president biden is a man"

1point

Maria Schneider 4 years ago

Texted by Donald Trump?

0points

#56

They Kissed And Was Them It Magic

Final score:

14points

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#57

Found On An Old Propaganda Poster

Final score:

13points

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Bill 4 years ago

Don't buy it. Not worth it

7points

Mazer 4 years ago

What military people dress like that??

1point

M O'Connell 4 years ago

The hats are Wolseley Pattern pith helmets, commonly issued to British troops in tropical areas during the first half of the 20th Century. They're very practical, lightweight, allow air circulation and still provide some head protection.

0points

Marlowe Fitzpatrik 4 years ago

"See the world" - nice one for "taking what's theirs and keep them under our thumb as long as possible"

0points

#58

Insiemh!viblat?*

Final score:

12points

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N G 4 years ago

Took several goes - this is a supreme level of message mangling. But I believe it says "Invisible math!?*"

12points

A B C 4 years ago (edited)

Viblat!* You're right!

3points

Neil Bidle 4 years ago

Which makes no more sense than the garbage before you figure it out...

2points

Tobias the Tiger 4 years ago

I read "Invisible Meat" somehow.

1point

Boaz Krebs 4 years ago

it does, i sacrificed half of all my brain cells to confirm you're right.

1point

John Montgomery 4 years ago

Invisible EMH! Doctor. Your program needs adjusting, or maybe it's just your mobile emitter.

1point

Jubum 4 years ago

i see my next password!

1point

lara 4 years ago

ah, new math.

0points

Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago

invisible math !?*

0points

Karin Gibson 4 years ago

Oops no they didn't

0points

Karin Gibson 4 years ago

I got invisible and math but they changed the way they "wrote" them down

0points

#59

Cnn Fake Sucks News

Final score:

12points

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John Baker 4 years ago

We can't expect much from Trumpers. It's a wonder he managed to spell all the words correctly.

9points

#60

Do Not Take And Put Blue Chairs Them Onto Gym Floor!! Away When Done!

Final score:

12points

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Catlady6000 4 years ago

Away when done! AWAY, I SAY!!!

9points

Neil Bidle 4 years ago

I'm getting more and more confused each time I try and read it, i *think* it's meant to say "do not take blue chairs onto gym floor" which is fine, but if you're not moving them, why are you putting them away once you're done???

1point

among_sakura 4 years ago

Do not take blue chairs onto gym floor and put them away when done.

0points

TK 421 4 years ago

Why doth I hear a Shakespearean accent when I read this?

0points

Marlowe Fitzpatrik 4 years ago

Do not take blue onto gym. Take chairs Floor!! And put them away when done! (??)

0points

#61

No Outside Service Dogs. Food Or Drink Only Allowed. Allowed (Thank You). Please

Final score:

12points

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Marlowe Fitzpatrik 4 years ago

Man. Now, how do I get my service dog to order me a pizza without tuna? He loves tuna!

0points

#62

The Why Is Aren't Changing We?

Final score:

12points

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Sophia Atkinson 4 years ago

One lady looks likes she is floating

9points

Princess Procrastination 4 years ago

She’s levitating!

2points

Lauren Caswell 4 years ago

Serious thermal air column from localised greenhouse gasses . don't ask how I know 😂

1point

Bulbasaur 4 years ago

She has creative mode

0points

John Baker 4 years ago

She appears to be standing on a ladder - which is arguably more dangerous than floating. ;-)

0points

Bill 4 years ago

What a way to virtue signal infront of everyone without qctually changing your own life

1point

the 2 kid gamers 4 years ago

yeah i saw her

1point

#63

Good From People Food You Know

Final score:

12points

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John Montgomery 4 years ago

Soylent green trucks!

4points

Tobias the Tiger 4 years ago

It's people!

1point

Benjamin Thor Collier V 4 years ago

Yoda this he wrote?

1point

#64

Brin Aij Uce

Final score:

12points

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Karin Gibson 4 years ago

No. my brain IS melting

9points

Lauren Caswell 4 years ago

That was their evil plan to steal our brain juice

3points

Blue of the yams 4 years ago

Does... does that say "Brain Juice??"

1point

Tobias the Tiger 4 years ago

"Brain Juice" doesn't sound much better.

1point

Red rockin lobster 4 years ago

Somehow my brain read Beatlejuice at first look

1point

Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago

It's weird... You can't read it, but you still can read it.

0points

SuperChicken 4 years ago

I think my brain disintegrated into tiny smithereens.

0points

Mazer 4 years ago

Apparently they need to use some of their own product

0points

J. F. 4 years ago

The designer clearly lack some of it

0points

#65

Found This Gem In Arabic Class Today

Final score:

11points

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Amery 4 years ago

Teachers who love teaching, teach children to love learning.

3points

A B C 4 years ago

Teachers who love teach children teaching. To LOVE learning!

0points

#66

Never Ever Ever Beef. Frozen Always

Final score:

11points

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Jubum 4 years ago

I do not understand that.

5points

John Baker 4 years ago

The point is actually pretty plain, but there's really no way to read the text that makes grammatical sense.

2points

tikki tikki mango 4 years ago

What?

0points

#67

Junk Food For Ghost Rider” Andfly Into You? Be Like Good “That’s A Negative Topgun Nutrition!

Final score:

11points

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Roger Haywood 4 years ago

Even if you read it how its meant to be read, still makes no sense.

10points

Lauren Caswell 4 years ago

This feels like a Google translation

1point

Truth Monster 4 years ago

"Junk food for you? That's a Negative, Ghostrider. Be like Top Gun and FLY into good nutrition!"

0points

M O'Connell 4 years ago

I also have to wonder if the intended audience of this message might be too young to understand the reference.

1point

#68

From Destruction Saves Me You Us Sinners From Religion From Death All Who Believe

Final score:

11points

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Johanna 4 years ago

The first i read: Jesus from destruction saves sinners from religion. Doesnt sound so bad. 😂

7points

Yoga Kitty 4 years ago

"Jesus from destruction saves sinners from all who believe" - well then; I thought his father was a carpenter but maybe he also did destruction? Fine with me, as long as his son saves me from overly ambitious missionaries!

0points

Red rockin lobster 4 years ago

jesus loves fonts

1point

Roger Haywood 4 years ago

Talking bollocks as usual.

1point

#69

Eat Skate Ass Fast

Final score:

10points

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Justine Nicole 4 years ago

This is weird even the right way. I guess we have different definitions of eat ass

1point

#70

Gobl Bigue

Final score:

10points

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SuperChicken 4 years ago

i don't know why, but porky pig came to mind.

1point

#71

Join The Week In 5th & Us 1st End June 6th

Final score:

10points

POST

Kate 4 years ago

I think it already started...

4points

Emma Byrne 4 years ago

for week of mad, our end ness.

0points

#72

C W I L A O G R W Y

Final score:

10points

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JuJu 4 years ago

As if the name by itself wouln't be enough of a warning to never step inside the shop

9points

Dagnirath 4 years ago

Cwilaogrwy? Isn't that a village in Wales?

0points

Robert Bailey 4 years ago

I see something about a cowgirl orgy.

0points

Lauren Caswell 4 years ago

I really thought it was a bad job of spelling 'calligraphy' for a moment 🤦‍♀️

0points

#73

Toilets, The How And Why Toasters Of Everyday Objects & Telephones

Final score:

10points

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Roger Haywood 4 years ago

I would'nt bring a toaster into the toilet.

7points

Truth Monster 4 years ago

Why not? it beats lighting a match. Instead you get either the pleasant smell of toast or of burning leg hair.

1point

#74

You Thank For Shopping Here!

Final score:

10points

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Roger Haywood 4 years ago

No I don't. I go to Wallmart. (Asda).

2points

chuck.dont.surf 4 years ago

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0points

#75

Iq Test For Some

Final score:

9points

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Shoddy 4 years ago

Kinda makes sense both ways.

6points

among_sakura 4 years ago

No entry, exit only.

0points

SuperChicken 4 years ago

we need plastic man to get in between those rails.

0points

Lauren Caswell 4 years ago

This looks like nz or maybe Aus? Countdown supermarket (at least it didn't lose it's first 'o'!)

0points

#76

Not Sure If This Counts But

Final score:

8points

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Karin Gibson 4 years ago

They forgot that Steve had to be on Lewis's left at all times.

6points

Boaz Krebs 4 years ago

leave the to leave the airplane oil on the in the und gro.

0points

Truth Monster 4 years ago

These are 2 separate messages. One is "Leave the Airplane on the ground" and the other is "Leave the oil IN the ground"

0points

Dagnirath 4 years ago

I think it's supposed to be, "To leave the oil in the ground leave the airplane on the ground."

2points

#77

Stis On La End

Final score:

8points

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Marlowe Fitzpatrik 4 years ago

Damn, I read "Stone is Land" 🤦‍♂️ and thought that was an interesting thing to point out

0points

#78

No! Only Gas Diesel!

Final score:

8points

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Neil Bidle 4 years ago

Low octane depresses me

0points

#79

Hand Make What?

Final score:

8points

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Roger Haywood 4 years ago

But what about the first animals?

4points

Shoddy 4 years ago

They make second class pets.

1point

Amery 4 years ago

...They handmade the 2nd ones!!! LoL....

0points

SuperChicken 4 years ago

They're second class, now.

0points

Red rockin lobster 4 years ago

Man, the quantity of fonts

0points

Mazer 4 years ago (edited)

Is there a taxidermist involved here? If so I would hate to see the results

0points

#80

We These Hold Truths

Final score:

8points

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#81

Our Is Lobby Open

Final score:

8points

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among_sakura 4 years ago

...

0points

#82

What Does What What Does?

Final score:

7points

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Jubum 4 years ago

does anyone else read that with an echo?!

6points

Eppe 4 years ago

Yes...yes...yes...

1point

A B C 4 years ago

Sounds like some Rap/NuRock chorus.

2points

Amery 4 years ago

Kinda make me 'NOT CARE!'

1point

Shazz Winchester 4 years ago

Conversations with myself after enough red wine.

1point

RedstonewolfX 4 years ago

What does what what does it mean to it mean does it care? to care? mean to care?

0points

Ishaan Sawant 4 years ago

sure you 'don't care' about how people read it

0points

Karin Gibson 4 years ago

I don't care

0points

Roger Haywood 4 years ago

I don't know. Really.

0points

#83

Biden!!! Hell Toe And Crack (Family)

Final score:

7points

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Jubum 4 years ago (edited)

Hell Toe! :D That's what I scream after meeting the edge of the bed.

6points

Mazer 4 years ago

Well I think the author is definitely called himself out on the last panel

2points

M O'Connell 4 years ago

They literally painted the "J" backwards. The stupidity is overwhelming.

1point

Marlowe Fitzpatrik 4 years ago

Woah, I didn't see that it's J! I thought it was 'Toe" for real LOL

0points

Monday 4 years ago

Wait...huh? Why does that one say Crack head?

1point

Suzanne McHenry 4 years ago

Those Trump supporters are really dim!

0points

#84

Tf2

Final score:

4points

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A B C 4 years ago

This is not "not thought through" but a meme. Oh BP, when will you finally stick to your titles?

2points

Karin Gibson 4 years ago

What !!!

1point

#85

Don’t Believe Give Up God!! (Religious Coworkers’s Cubicle Decor)

Final score:

4points

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Roger Haywood 4 years ago

I gave up god years ago.

10points

Khavrinen 4 years ago

Can you give up God for Lent?

0points

Truth Monster 4 years ago

oof

0points