Get Premium
Dark mode theme is available exclusively for premium users. Learn more about the benefits of subscribing.
No fees, cancel anytime.
Dark Mode 
No fees, cancel anytime 
then open in external browser
and click "Open in External Browser" 
This Online Group Is All About Fails That Fit Under The ‘You Had One Job’ Phrase (50 New Pics)
Nobody is exempt from making mistakes. It’s what makes us human. In fact, we manage to mess up even in rare cases when we're faced with a task so simple that failure just seems not to be an option.
And probably nothing shows how good we are at being bad like the subreddit r/OneJob. It’s a fun online community slash depository dedicated exclusively to those occupational mishaps that make you scream the classic phrase, "You Had One Job!"
We at Bored Panda love visiting this corner of the internet and have already covered it here and here, but these folks have kept themselves busy and discovered plenty of new fails since our last publication, so we just had to make a new one!
This post may include affiliate links.
#1
Not Sure If It Quite Fits Here But...
Vicky Z 3 years ago
Second step: turn off the kitchen and step away from it! Third step: keep staying away from kitchens for the rest of your life!
Aesthetic Studios 3 years ago
Step four: NEVER COOK AGAIN, ASK SOMEONE ELSE!
Load More Replies...
Monic Krugell 3 years ago
i have a detailed cook book explaining with illustrations the basic steps in cooking for kids aged 8 - 12, want to borrow it?
RELATED:
#2
How This Got Through Is Beyond My Understanding
To learn more about why sometimes people struggle at work, we contacted life coach Dr. Mariette Jansen.
"There are a number of reasons, which are either related to internal demotivation or external demotivation," Jensen, aka Dr. De-Stress, told Bored Panda.
"Internal demotivators are connected to someone's mindset, values, and thought processes and are often carried over from one job to another."
#3
Ah Yes A Therapist That Doesnt Give Therapy
Crazy Dog Lady 3 years ago
She should have been more thoughtful in her response. A lot of school therapists are only licensed to cover specific topics (stupid I know) and can lose their license for it. They should have pointed them in the direction of someone who could have helped them.
Oopsydaisy 3 years ago
The OP may not be a reliable narrator. I have been quite surprised sometimes at how clients can warp innocuous things I have said if they think it will benefit them.
Load More Replies...
this violent end 3 years ago
society: “bUt tHeRe’s NotHiNg wRonG wITh tHe aMerIcAn eDucAtiOn sYstEm!!”
Sheila Stamey 3 years ago
Wow..I wish I'd been there. A: I would like to offer my condolences,I do know how it feels,I lost my dad at 16. B: Did you find anyone qualified to help? C:hang in there. It's a life changing thing, absolutely, no matter what kind of dad.
#4
Bruh "Please Don't Have An Emergency At This Location"
River Webb 3 years ago
yep sure thing, i'll take the murderer to the next emergency phone and tell him to kill me there
DuchessDegu 3 years ago
To be fair, if you're dead it's not an emergency anymore
Load More Replies...
ChariotLee 3 years ago
Forget the sign. The fire hydrant looks like it's wielding a lightsaber.
Brian Bennett 3 years ago
In case there is an emergency - no phone the hydrant can kill your attacker with his lightsaber!
Load More Replies...
Artsy Bookworm 3 years ago
Heart attack be like : Oh no phone's not working, I'll wait till I see the next one and book it.
#5
Suicide Prevention: Reducing The Number Of Suicidal People
Katie Lutesinger 3 years ago
You are technically correct - the best kind of correct!
Load More Replies...
Vicky Z 3 years ago (edited)
I needed more on this story so i Googled it: Roy, Utah man, Jose Calzada, 35, placed a call to a suicide prevention hotline and threatened to kill himself. Neighbors described Calzada as a quiet, friendly man, who was divorced and now lived in the home with his girlfriend and her children. The first tragic mistake in this case was made when the Weber County Consolidated Dispatch Center sent officers to the residence rather than some type of crisis response team trained to deal with suicidal individuals. A SWAT team came to the residence and “negotiated” with Calzada for more than seven hours before taking his life. "Officers are authorized to stop a threat whenever their life is threatened, or the life of another is threatened. And at that point if the officer feels he is justified, he may act to stop that threat.” Apparently a threat against even your own life is considered a general threat and they shot him! So sad
alwaysMispelled 3 years ago
Thanks for saving me the trouble of looking it up, but also, wtf?! Like... just... wtf... smh
Load More Replies...
Caroline Nagel 3 years ago
I don't consider this a 'funny fail'. It's very sad how the USA deal with (mental) healthcare. It's a disgrace, frankly. The USA is more and more becoming a third world country.
Narwhal Blast 3 years ago
No, it was a 3rd world country. Now it's just starting to show everyone in the world!
Load More Replies...
Inclusion2020 3 years ago
This is so sad. My dad committed suicide. I truly feel that most people just do not understand the tragedy of someone ending their life this way unless they’ve experienced a loss this way. I’ve heard so many crude comments over the years in passing about suicide.
Hot Babushka 3 years ago
I lost my mom to suicide, and i really agree. It sucks about all the misconceptions there are about suicide. Sending you virtual hugs <3
Load More Replies...
Parthania Dawson 3 years ago
On the up side, his life insurance isn't voided due to suicide. Yay?
Marcellus II 3 years ago (edited)
Depends. Did he have a life insurance? The fact that his own gun was involved may also void it. Etc. Especially depends on your surviving family to fight for that payout, which they may not be in a state to do.
Load More Replies...
Dex Mitchell 3 years ago
I can confirm that this is true, calling this hotline is a bad idea! I was in low place a few years ago when my father died, dialed the number hoping just to talk to someone, well they keep you on the line, trace the call next you know, fifteen minutes later you’ve got six cops storming your place, guns drawn! Best just to man up and keep your feelings to yourself.
Alice Landers 3 years ago
Not sure what the ' I think its funny comments' this happens way more than it should Mental health is nothing to joke about
According to Dr. De-Stress, some examples of internal demotivators are:
- Not having a strong work ethic – work is a means to an end, not a passion or fulfillment;
- The personal values are not reflected in the current job – it is hard to motivate yourself when you are a vegan working in a meat factory;
- Being fatalistic and negative and not seeing the point or thinking how you are contributing to the wealth of the board;
- Hating the job.
#6
It's About Time Someone Presented The News.
Littlemiss 3 years ago
She is the first presenter to have a moko kauae, a traditional Maori chin tattoo. It was a slow news week.
Dani Alexander 3 years ago
Yeah I must have been hallucinating all the other times in my life I thought I had been watching the news.
Sarah R. 3 years ago
They meant the first INDIGENOUS person in present news. She's a Maori of New Zealand.
Jennifer Pountney 3 years ago
No there are plenty of indigenous Maori news presenters, but she is the first with the moko . She is a stunningly beautiful woman.
Load More Replies...
Thalia Lovering 3 years ago
This could be Fox, you know. They haven't presented any news for years.
Rumple Schleppskin 3 years ago
What is this.. "NEWS".. that you speak of? .. And when will we have someone presenting the "OLDS "
Bacony Cakes 3 years ago
Just wait for a celebrity to die, then they'll be presenting the olds all month.
Load More Replies...
#7
This Is Close To Impressive
Rumple Schleppskin 3 years ago
I won that! It's a major award!.. I know just the place for that.
Load More Replies...
Oopsydaisy 3 years ago
Upwarped is going to be a new favourite word. I know that's not what it says, but it's how I read it!
François Carré 3 years ago
It's a shame they didn't mispell the middle one as "Deep Kry" though.
#8
Ah Yes, I Would Like Satan For Christmas
Happi doggi (all pronouns) 3 years ago
You better watch out, you better not cry, better not pout I’m telling you why. Satan claws is taking, your soul.
Load More Replies...
Lytha Hawkeye 3 years ago
People would get offended when I said "not today Satan" so now I say "not today Santa" and the looks I get are hilarious
Karl Baxter 3 years ago
Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper? He sold his soul to Santa 🙂
Marissa Taylor 3 years ago
red suit..breaks into your house, stalks your children all year....yeahh that's about right
While external demotivators can be:
- Not feeling valued by the manager, team, or colleagues;
- Feeling underpaid;
- Being suffocated by the work environment, such as being micro-managed, not heard, or not stimulated;
#9
Never Knew A Maze Would Be This Easy!
Max Thompson 3 years ago
I looked thru it and i'm like 95% sure that's the only way to beat it lol
#10
What Did Children With Diabetes Ever Do To You?
River Webb 3 years ago (edited)
as long as they don't get meds, I think I'll be able to take them
Jaaawn 3 years ago
Just ensure they're American kids to raise the chances of that then.
Load More Replies...
Michelle C 3 years ago
The first rule about Child Fight Club is not to post signs about it....that's a quick way to catch a charge! Tryna ruin my fun
Whodathunkit 3 years ago
I was in a gas station and saw this sign: "Feral cat food drive". I went up to the cashier, pointed at the sign and asked if he sold feral cat food as I'd really like to donate. He looked at me blankly and led me down an isle to the cat food. I asked if the feral cats ate this type of food. He said he wasn't sure. I dunno, it entertained me for a few minutes.
this violent end 3 years ago (edited)
in conclusion, the sequel series to the hunger games didn’t sell too well
Random Anon 3 years ago
Not too far in the future, some politicians would spin this into a way to reduce dependence on insulin and cut medical expenditure. They will probably propose using the all-natural essential oils as a viable, more economical alternative.
#11
I’m A Stocker, And Found This Gem. They Forgot To Add The Pickles
Jenna 3 years ago
Why does the jar say hamburgers then? Seems like they forgot to add the beef
Chris Jones 3 years ago
Would expect it to say sliced dill pickle really... not much in the way of 'chip' about them either.
Load More Replies...
The pandemic hasn't things easier, too. A survey from the Pew Research Center showed that 42% of US adults under the age of 50 feel difficulties in finding the motivation to work since the beginning of the pandemic.
But the older folks seem to concentrate a lot easier, as respondents aged 50 and over said the same just 20% of the time.
#12
Accessibility
A rat 3 years ago (edited)
Uhm... Obviously not- it melts onto stairs like that 😐 /s
Load More Replies...
Camilo Is best 3 years ago
OMG SOMEONE ON A WHEELCHAIR COULD DEFINITELY GO UP THIS IF THEY JUST STOOD UP! (Sarcastic btw)
Taibhse Sealgair 3 years ago (edited)
Yeah, but we all know they're just lazy.
Load More Replies... GoddessOdd 3 years ago
It doesn't even look like there's enough room to get a running start...
Ben Steinberg 3 years ago (edited)
I want to know what the person who painted this was thinking at the time. Not that I mean they choose this but that their job was to do this. Did they think 'whatever, as long as I get paid'? Did they notice? Seems like this kind of task would erode job morale...
Marie Dahme 3 years ago
If I saw this with my wheelchair I would be so pissed off it’s not even funny! And I’ve seen some strange handicapped entrances in my time but this one takes the cake.
Load More Replies...
#13
This Bike Sign
River Webb 3 years ago
if you've got sever constipation I guess the feces can act as a rock to prop your bike on?
#14
I Don’t Think The Person Who Made This Understands What It Means When You Put A Line Through A Word Like That
Freya the Wanderer 3 years ago
Too bad. We should be able to trust cops. Policing should be an honorable profession.
Load More Replies...
Erik Lawrence 3 years ago
The Blue line cancels out honor, integrity, trust, and transparency.... yeah, sounds right.
Marky Mark 3 years ago
Montgomery Police Dep't.... the Alabama town famous for racism? The signs checks out.
Marky Mark 3 years ago
Edit: I just noticed its Texas and not Alabama. In today's climate that only slightly less bad.
Load More Replies...
Diane Aguilar 3 years ago
More like "in every English-speaking country out there".
Load More Replies...
Dr. De-Stress said that the first step toward regaining motivation at what you do starts from within by "becoming aware which demotivators are at work."
This allows you to consider which ones are within your power to change, but if it is not possible to better your situation, it might be a sign that you need to start looking around for another job.
#15
He Probably Meant It
Kathryn Baylis 3 years ago
Is she surprised, shocked, upset, sad, embarrassed—-her body language can go either way.
Carrie de Luka 3 years ago
True, the fact that she is half turned away from him isn't a great indicator.
Load More Replies... yeciye 3 years ago
The kneeling boy is actually confessing his love to Will, the priest. This is why the girl is so devastated.
Layla Corman 3 years ago
Brains are funny things. It took me about 4-5 minutes and a trip through the comments section to figure out what this was about. Finally, when starting to type this out, I realized my brain flipped the words. I get it now!
#16
Disabled Parking
Terry Tobias 3 years ago
I loved those! One of the few puzzles I was good at.
Load More Replies...
#17
Keeping Everything In Place
Narwhal Blast 3 years ago
Why is everyone avoiding me? Why is everyone honking and swearing? Such a strange world
Taibhse Sealgair 3 years ago
Probably trying to adhere to a law saying all loads must be strapped down. (malicious compliance?)
"It is the personal energy someone puts in that determines the motivation," Dr. De-Stress highlighted. "People have more power than they realize and greater abilities to make the changes they desire."
"The 'As If' principle as presented by Richard Wiseman, proving that our actions can prevail our negative feelings and create positive ones. It is the 'fake it 'til you make it’ and pretend, intend and mend."
#18
Time To Fix This Speed Sign!
Robert T 3 years ago
Looks like a variation on the age old joke of "How do you measure the 0-60 time of a Lada?" "With a calendar". :D
Ara 3 years ago
Now that’s one I hadn’t heard before. How I miss the old Ladas.
Load More Replies...
Marky Mark 3 years ago
if you hit 88 mph in a DeLorean then the clock starts running backwards.
Janet Graham 3 years ago
I love this! They might actually change the speed of vehicles because the drivers will realize they have plenty of time to get where they're going. Or maybe it would work the opposite of that.
Bruce Ferrier 3 years ago
One time there was one of these "radar guns" that showed the temperature XD
#19
Math Classroom
adiiantryx 3 years ago
the moral: no matter how many degrees you have, you can never be too confident to check your designs twice
Kesam 3 years ago
That doesn't apply to me. I'm a writer with decades of experience. I never make msitakse!
Load More Replies...
Zoe Vokes 3 years ago
Took me about a minute to see what the problem was. I was thinking that it was just a demonstration of the angles. Yes, obviously if it was on the other side of the doorframe then it would show how many degrees the door is open, which I guess is the point. 🤦🏼♀️
J Moore 3 years ago
This isn't a stencil, it looks handmade...which means Mrs. Jackson had plenty of opportunity to see her mistake. I'll bet the door even opened a couple of times while she did it
Michelle Sutton 3 years ago
The art on the ground is on the wrong door post. The door should open and point to each degree
Load More Replies... #20
Press The Green Button...huh?
Upstaged75 3 years ago
Good thing that had that label maker so everyone knows the big red button is actually green!
#21
For Your Brown Eye
Phil DeBlanc 3 years ago
It's fake: https://metro.co.uk/2015/10/26/vision-express-denies-offering-free-rectal-photography-with-every-eye-test-5463418/
#22
Yes Boss, I Installed The Hand Sanitizer
Phendrena 3 years ago
Click the extremely tiny grey text under the picture and it takes you to the original reddit post, there is a video.
Load More Replies...
Isabella K 3 years ago
Thanks, wondered where else BILLA exists besides in austria..
Load More Replies...
April Stephens 3 years ago
Yes, a motion activated, automatic sliding door!
Load More Replies... 
#23
These Lights
Eiram 3 years ago
Because it actually takes effort to do it this badly. Like a lot of effort.
Load More Replies...
Polar_bear_lover 3 years ago
AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
#24
I Think They Didn't Get The Topic
Katie Lutesinger 3 years ago
At Fred's Inflatable Funeral Home, we put the FUN back in FUNERAL!
Freya the Wanderer 3 years ago
Several years ago a dear friend of mine passed. instead of a formal funeral, we had a memorial gathering. We met at a local hotel and talked about all the great times everybody had with him. Some of those people traveled from out of state - that is how much he was liked. That is what I'd like my funeral to be, instead of a dark, teary, somber ceremony. Go ahead, tell about the silly things I said and did - except for the time I got drunk on the way to Huntsville.
Load More Replies... GoddessOdd 3 years ago
I live near a rather large funeral home. One weekend, they had some big event going on... cars parked everywhere. When I drove past, I saw they had set up a giant smoker and bbq tent. This is one of those southern things, I guess... "y'all come out back for some brisket and a cold one after... Uncle Bucky would have wanted it that way."
#25
Good Grammar Saves Lives
#26
The Water Goes Beyond The Hand Washing’s Drain, So I Can Wash My Feet
Chintan Shah 3 years ago
I too first think about taking a picture of my crotch as it gets pelted with water from a faucet.
Pizzagirl 91 3 years ago
They probably already got pelted once before the picture, then it didn't matter if they got wet again for the picture.
Load More Replies... Parthania Dawson 3 years ago
I used to have this type of waterfall faucet. Asked my plumber why was the water pressure so low? He said if it was higher on this type of faucet, water would shoot across the room. Always listen to the advice of professionals.
#27
Oh Thank You
Daniel Schnitzler 3 years ago
Wow my mum has cancer. (She actually has breast cancer and this is kind of a double joke for me)
#28
Youp. I Think I Miiiiight Be Alone In This
Slick 3 years ago
This actually is trying to say "if you got problems, well... We don't care. Bye."
Miguel Avendaño 3 years ago
If you have problems, then you have to solve them
Load More Replies... 
Leo Domitrix 3 years ago
Yes. Our internet provider tells us to lodge a complaint on their website. If I could access their website, I wouldn't have a problem, would I? THe power company does the same. Again with the... If I could...
IlovemydogShilo 3 years ago
This is like the tech support team for my broadband. If it goes down and I call them up I get an automated voice telling up me to go to their website for further instructions and then they hang up. I cant wait until my contract ends and I can switch.
Felipe Souza 3 years ago
"Our product and our manual must be amazing, no one is needing any help with the installation", happily said the production engineer.
#29
A Hanukkah Ham
Fat Harry 3 years ago
I hope not. Chanukah and Ramadan are three months apart this year :)
Load More Replies...
Unnamed Panda 3 years ago
People who don’t care enough. Like when it says “happy holidays” to include all holidays in an ad when there’s literally jingle bells playing in the background lol
Load More Replies...
Sandy D 3 years ago
Ok, I'm not Jewish, but I'm pretty shut ham is not kosher. I could be wrong, but???
Brian Bennett 3 years ago
ON thee nose! $6.29 5lb $31.25 not in this house!
Load More Replies...
Omnipanda(she/her) 3 years ago
I am Jewish, this is 100% correct, there are 4 different ways to spell Hanukkah, Hanukkah, Hanukah, Chanukah, and Hanukkah.
Tammy Moos 3 years ago (edited)
I married into A Jewish family and every year my MIL makes haunakka ham!!! Nearly passed out from laughter when she offered some to the Rabi!!! Lol
#30
Florida Man Spells School Wrong, Twice
Chinmayee Kalghatgi 3 years ago
I think you meant scohol. spell things right
Load More Replies... 
Grivzyrn Novarn 3 years ago
Now that you mention it, i can hear AND see him singing
Load More Replies...
Virtually Fabulous 3 years ago
I was typing a comment, "scohol" corrects to "alcohol", not "school"
Guðrún Sveinsdóttir 3 years ago
Trump supporter for sure this one🤣🤣🤣 I have no faith in humanity anymore.
#31
It's Prone
Grivzyrn Novarn 3 years ago
The comments are even better than the pictures, thanks :)
Load More Replies...
Farmboyatheart 3 years ago
Listen honey, I was walking down the street and got into a porn. It was an accident, I swear.
Yoachan 3 years ago
In case someone wonders, it's ACCIDENT PRONE AREA. Or at least I think it is.
notquiteso anne 3 years ago
Is this where the "I slipped and fell on his ..." originally happened?
#32
Back To School
Vicky Z 3 years ago
You cannot see it but next to it there is a shelf "back to school" for parents! It has champagnes!
Load More Replies...
Max Thompson 3 years ago
I have seen this one so many times and every time, "it's for the teachers" is commented and gets tons of upvotes.
#33
Contractors Misspelled Mph 8 Times In A Neighborhood Called Alphabet City
Tom Bolton 3 years ago
It's Manhattan: there's a snowball's chance in hell you're going to hit 10 mph.
Glirpy 3 years ago
Speaking of snow… how will you know what the speed limit is when the road is covered with snow?
Load More Replies... 
#34
As Advertised??
Milady Blue 3 years ago
So the Rice Crispies would be Snap, Crackle and Poop?
Load More Replies... Virtually Fabulous 3 years ago
I can imagine constant giggles from all the 7 year olds who noticed this
Firestorm Glow 3 years ago
ah, yes. I'll have some poop tarts. what flavor? hmm, well I dunno, what's your favorite? oh, constipated? ok, I'll have that then.
#35
Mosaic Tiles. They Form A Larger Pattern
Crouching hippo hidden panda 3 years ago
Forget the tile pattern, why are they trying to cheer up a dungeon?
Kathryn Baylis 3 years ago
Did the same guy who f****d up the handicapped sign in another post lay these tiles?
Bora Zrinyi 3 years ago (edited)
Someone got high. I don't know if it was the person who bought this tiles or who put them there, but I want from that stuff.
Susanne Bækvig 3 years ago
This is amazing. Even put down randomly, there shoud have been som full figures on the floor
#36
Seems I Have Not Moved For A Period Longer That I Have Been Alive
Farmboyatheart 3 years ago
For anyone who's wondering, that's 52 years plus about a month and a half.
Daniel Schnitzler 3 years ago
Imagine awaking from a coma and this is the first thing you see: You’re lazy move
#37
It Should Be Working, No?
Fat Harry 3 years ago
It won't do anything. It'll just be the same as having the valve (mostly) closed.
Load More Replies...
Farmboyatheart 3 years ago
How to know the maintenance person has never been to a hardware store. They have angle pieces people.
#38
Haven't Seen This One Before Soo Here We Goo
Marcellus II 3 years ago
There will be cake if you make it through --- honestly, GlaDOS told me.
Load More Replies...
The Redhead 3 years ago
Looks like a drop of blood. Perhaps the maze represents clogged arteries.
#39
This Is So Annoying
Kathryn Baylis 3 years ago
This is what you call a real shame. The tiles are really pretty, but this f**k-up is a blight on it.
GoldfishCrackers 3 years ago
Even without the turned piece this carpet would still be annoying.
Maximilian Schussler 3 years ago (edited)
Great job. Now the metal fits. Now what about everything else
#40
I Don't Think A Caption Is Even Needed
Micah Chips 3 years ago
you know what? your username sounds exactly like something Camilo would name himself if he had a BP account...hmm...
Load More Replies...
Question everything 3 years ago
Yeah, this is definitely done on purpose so they could take a pic and post it.
Load More Replies...
#41
High Quality Bike Lane
Firestorm Glow 3 years ago
yayy! hey people, let's go on a bike ride off a cliff! or maybe just off a bridge, but who cares!
#42
Delivery Failed
Ryan Deschanel 3 years ago
The biggest failure here is the person who let this trench between two roads without feces... Sorry, I meant fences.
Felipe Souza 3 years ago
It's a open sewer, so feces is not wrong either.
Load More Replies... Felipe Souza 3 years ago (edited)
Hey, never thought I would see my city in here. Not sure it's good, though 😂. Worst part? There's a small footbridge like three meters apart.
#43
How Did This Happen
Devil's Advocate 3 years ago
Someone dug a hole and didn't put the blocks back in the right places, you can see the outline of the digging
#44
Santa's Going To Be All Confused This Year
Cat Crazy Lady 3 years ago
It's celebrated on 24th but it's still christmas eve. So it would still be wrong..
Load More Replies...
Hollysmom 3 years ago
It's the eve of a new year i.e. tomorrow is a new year
Load More Replies...
Gigi 3 years ago
In Hungary, every name has a name day in the calendar, so people with the same name celebrate some day. Nicholas ’name day is December 6th, here that day the kids put the cleaned shoes in the window and they can meet Santa on the street. Christmas days here too is December 25th and 26th, which in turn has nothing to do with Santa Claus, according to tradition, the birthday of little Jesus, December 24th. This day christmas tree was brought in full ornament by the angels, and Jesus gave the presents, so the fathers and grandfathers took the children for walks and sleds, while at home the relatives decorated the pin tree from which candies were hanging and laid out the presents. When we went home had to wait for the angels to "ring", at dusk, to light candles, Jesus came, and the people gave each other presents
#45
This Toothbrush Without Bristles I Found Today At The Supermarket
Vinay Pai 3 years ago
or for antivaxers when you tell them bristles are mandatory on a toothbrush.
Load More Replies...
Kathryn Baylis 3 years ago
Can’t see enough of the packaging, so it’s probably a tongue scraper and not a toothbrush.
#46
I Cringe Every I Walk Past This
Sum Guy 3 years ago
I get what happened here... In freedom land, they kept saying keep 6 feet apart and most other places it's 2m apart. Someone assumed 6 ft and 2 metres are the same when it's actually6ft = 1.82m
Troux 3 years ago
This always bothered me because if you're rounding, 2m is actually closer to 7 feet, so the US rule of thumb was slightly less safe. I'm not sure which came first.
Load More Replies...
Robert T 3 years ago
So what you're actually saying is that Drake is 6 inches short for the job. ;-)
Rainbow Thunderman 3 years ago
im just going to be 182cm like got7 yugyeom-
Load More Replies...
Leslie Crittenden 3 years ago
Forgot the word "time" in the caption. "I cringe every TIME I walk by this".
PandaGoPanda 3 years ago
That's a very tall man, over 2m. But a drake is typically about 60cm high ...
#47
Guys Want To Transport A Large Clay Pot
Crookshanks 3 years ago (edited)
Second Picture's Title: Guys Fail To Transport A Large Clay Pot
Kathryn Baylis 3 years ago
A hand truck, instead of a cart with no slats on the sides, would’ve made more sense. Well, IF they’d actually thought it through first. Critical thinking can prevent f**k-ups like this.
Blue Sonnet 3 years ago
At least we know someone knew what would happen and was ready with a camera...
Load More Replies... Shelly Graham 3 years ago
Weebles Wobble & don't fall down, the same cannot be said for a round object!
#48
This Was In A Parking Lot
#49
The Workers At My Gym Apparently Don’t Think This Is Dangerous And Threatened To Remove Me If I Threw It Away
Norah Reilly 3 years ago
...and time to report them to someone who cares.
Load More Replies...
Mindghost 3 years ago
The handle to pull the weight. If i breaks, you might hurt yourself bad
Load More Replies...
Gabriel 3 years ago (edited)
An handle to pull weights that's so worn out that it's almost broken. Years of friction rubbed steel away thinning the handle
Load More Replies...
Ashlea Mcleod 3 years ago
Well they might start caring after they are sued for millions of dollars for a catastrophic injury. In lawyer speak...this is what is called a "foreseeable injury."
#50
To Cosplay Iron-Man
foofoofloofy 3 years ago
"Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all...nothing at all...nothing at all!"
Load More Replies...
Olga Dremina 3 years ago
Silence Earthling! My name is Darth Vader. I am an extraterrestrial from the planet Vulcan!
*cries in gay* 3 years ago
There using the spider man hand sign wrongly dressed as iron man
Load More Replies... #51
New Secret Drug Test Failed On Site.
Sanchi Shiva 3 years ago
I don’t think this is America, they have flags all over the shops.
Load More Replies... David Martin 3 years ago
I've seen these advertised in the past for that exact reason, and to have more space for presents underneath. Probably also good in homes with ornament loving cats
Load More Replies... 
Duncan Rogers 3 years ago
that used to be an actual thing. People hung their Xmas trees from the ceiling..upside down. A trend, I admit, I don't miss in the least.
#52
You Had One Fricking Job
sofacushionfort 3 years ago
It’s just love: “Can’t Take My Eyes Off Of You,” and “You Light Up My Life.”
LeighAnne Brown-Pedersen 3 years ago
It looks like one light is telling a secret to the other.
#53
Ngl Thats A Weird Dog
Daniel Marsh 3 years ago
Exactly... I totally read that as the cat was the training device.
Load More Replies... 
#54
Do I Have To Explain?
September 3 years ago
They're 'kinder' apples, so they have a hidden prize inside them, and since snow white is on the package...
Falcon dimi 3 years ago
It´s not German but Dutch. It says ´Kids Apple. Very juicy small apples´
Load More Replies... #55
Brothers On And 'Ice The Off'
Olga Dremina 3 years ago
Looks like ice can't stand these two. "It's either me or them" - ice told to our correspondent
#56
I Really Just Don’t Understand
Ember 3 years ago
Ok.... I get that Ethan doesn’t start with an s, but are we not going to mention to kids named after a cobbled together prison weapon?!
SheamusFan1987 3 years ago (edited)
Ethan with a silent 'S' huh? Sounds like an alternate spelling for the bad one (Sethan/Satan)...
Daniel Marsh 3 years ago
Took me to the bottom to realize that "Shiv" wasn't the fail. Sharp guy... He's gonna be really popular in prison.
#57
Was Told This Fit Here
Waddling Land Fish 3 years ago
Take my upvote and let me die alone and in peace. Please
Load More Replies... 
Just A Banana. 3 years ago
This is the kinda thing Mrbeast would have done like 4 years ago lol
#58
I’m So Confused
NsG 3 years ago
In all normal circumstances fire doors should be kept shut. However, there are occasions when the door needs to be propped open, such as moving furniture. So a built-in doorprop is included, because otherwise people would use fire extinguishers or chairs or other unsafe methods to temporarily keep the door open. But yes, as written, this is pretty confusing.
M O'Connell 3 years ago
At least in my locality, fire doors may be held open by use of a magnetic plate on the wall and a metal socket attached to the door. If a fire alarm goes off the alarm system energizes a coil in the wall plate that de-magnetizes it, allowing the door to close automatically.
Load More Replies... 
#59
Let's Hope It's Temporary!
J Moore 3 years ago
"Oh, Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou? Seriously, where the heck art thou?"
KatHat 3 years ago
Nerd alert (the nerd is me 😎) - "wherefore" means "why". As in, why are you ROMEO, from the family my family is having a vendetta with?! Why couldn't I fall in love with someone else? It does not mean "where".
Load More Replies...
Miriam L 3 years ago
bb.moveobjectson No seriously, this looks exactly like two build items from the Sims that almost never get used. Someone did not check the exterior of their build before saving. Probably IRL the fire risk of not having the vent and possible extractor pipe, and maybe the financial consequences of not being able to use the space until it was fixed, meant that the fastest, no special-order solution was chosen and the window was considered low priority
#60
Wallpaper In Our School Is In German, We Neither Are In Germany Or Learning German
Robert T 3 years ago
The names of the elements are in German as well, and although quite a lot are the same as in English, many of them aren't.
Russell Ellwardt 3 years ago
The symbols of the elements are the same in either language, so what does it matter?
F. H. 3 years ago
The full names are often very different. You can't learn the system without knowing the full names.
Load More Replies... 
Lawrencium 3 years ago
It's just as well, this chart is out of date anyways! Elements 113-118 have all been "discovered" now, and have been officially named! (rather than the three-letter placeholders that start with 'U')
#61
All You Had To Do Was Install One Button
#62
Do I Need It Or Not?
Ryan Deschanel 3 years ago
It is up to you, you can freely choose... But chooses wisely, or else...!
#63
You Shall Not Pass
#64
This Roundabout In Seattle
Kimi Tomminello 3 years ago
How do your rotaries work? No disrespect meant but I've never seen a rotary/ roundabout that's looked like that before.
Load More Replies...
Narwhal Blast 3 years ago
The roundabout will be here. F*ck you, it will be where I want it to be!
Upstaged75 3 years ago
That's a roundabout? Looks more like a speed bump/deterrent to me. On the east coast roundabouts are actual traffic circles that branch off in to other roads. Even if it was centered on the metal circle I'd be confused.
#65
This Chair Is 211 And Not 404
#66
Gave Me Double D’s, But No F
David Martin 3 years ago
Obviously they did this because they don't give an F about quality control
Damitria 3 years ago
They can have mine. They are literally a pain in the back.
Load More Replies... #67
Artist Needs Some Basic Astronomy Lessons.
#68
Dear Sweet Mother Of Anxiety
#69
I Got Herpes From "Herbes"
Ryan Deschanel 3 years ago
They meant herbes but the flowers make it look like herpes.
Load More Replies...
Tom Bolton 3 years ago
Mac that wrote the title: I think the mug is meant to say 'heroes.' Not sure why the flowers are there. Poppies or lilies maybe?
Virginie Michaud 3 years ago
Herbes = Herbs in French Only plausible explanation I can think of. Bad design in any case
#70
Ummm I Guess
#71
The Hooks (Pegs?) In Our School Restroom
Random Anon 3 years ago
Either this is done on purpose by some disgruntled worker or this person lack even a single thread of common sense.
The Shark 3 years ago
Looks like someone clearly brought their own and installed it themselves after seeing this 😂
Izzy Curer 3 years ago
Why not just flip them over if you're already going to the trouble of bringing a screw driver to school?
Load More Replies... 
#72
School Court In Greece
#73
Someone Bashed Some Keys For The Caption In This Paper
Olga Dremina 3 years ago
Now you know how we feel when we see АЩЬФ ЛШТШФУМ (Asch'f Lshtshfum") in "The Bourne Identity" 😂
#74
Sculpted The Mold For Santa, Boss!
Ragnhild Nilsen 3 years ago
Quite a lot of them use the same mold for Santa and for the Easter bunny.
Random Anon 3 years ago
Maybe I have a gutter mind but that don't look like no Easter bunny to me.
Load More Replies... 
#75
I Think He Got Too Creative...
Random Anon 3 years ago
Arguably it would be easier to move the fan than knock a hole at that height, on what looks like a brick wall. Unless, the fan is expected to service the room on the other side of the hole as well. In which case, good luck with that.
#76
Fixed The Water Issue Boss
Paul Haas 3 years ago
It was the Walmart on Elsworth road in Ypsilanti Michigan USA. The store is now closed. The store was being remodeled. A worker was on the scissor lift working on something above the ceiling tiles. The railing of the lift was just below the tiles at sprinkler height.
Load More Replies... Whodathunkit 3 years ago
Can you imagine the mess if they didn't have that big trash bucket there??
Davo gifman 3 years ago
Typical! Just wait for the customer to fix it while they're doing the self check out. 😑
#77
Dude Had The Worst Day
Kira Okah 3 years ago
Hard to see from these two screenshots, but the wood pile gets caught on the truck's tines to pull it over.
Peej Maybe 3 years ago
This always used to happen to me when I was a kid with my toy trucks and cranes. Clearly there's a design flaw with trucks like this :)
#78
Finished The Public Toilets Boss !
troufaki13 3 years ago
Τhere's a saying in Greece that roughly translates to "s**t from a high place and gaze (at the scenery)"
April Caron 3 years ago
Is it just me or does the window also look like it would be stopped by the toilet if it were opened? Soooo… no privacy and no way to air out the bathroom.
Random Anon 3 years ago
This is so next gen. Now you can have a live audience while taking a dump. Take out the middleman like Tik-Tok.
#79
Maximum Security
#80
My Bad … Room?
#81
I Mean This Is Just Great
imtheatre 3 years ago
Still usable. Just think of what you can hold on those little flattened out points.
DaVo 3 years ago
It's like getting four tiny spoons for free with a fork.
Load More Replies... #82
I Packed The Box, Boss!
Sir Tarsier 3 years ago (edited)
Cook Those bad boys up. Invite a couple buds. We feast like hyenas. Slurp slurp.🤤
Diane Aguilar 2 years ago
Mmmm, that would make a LOT of tasty bone broth and some delicious roasted bone marrow too, I'm just saying
#83
Last Time I Check Pistols And Shotguns Don’t Look Like That
ᓚᘏᗢSOMECATLADY22ᓚᘏᗢ 3 years ago
As an American I can- verify this. This is true.
Load More Replies... #84
Routine Work For A Garbage Truck
#85
Cmon Dominoes
Reviewer UK01 3 years ago
At the risk of being a giant pedant, even if it worked it's not a tamper proof seal, it's a tamper evident seal.
#86
The Sign Is Facing The Fence Smh
#87
Girl Power Stories Book! My Daughter Was So Excited To Read It. Until We Realized……. Pooh!!!
Very Bored Panda 3 years ago
The real bear that inspired Winnie the Pooh was a girl named Winnie
Anita Pickle 3 years ago
Non binary Winnie the Pooh. Pooh does not have to conform to a gender.
Pezor Zass 3 years ago
Once bought my mum a Van Morrison CD set for Christmas. Sadly, the CD inside was Ton Loc
Lucinda Speer 3 years ago
The stories are about Winnie the Pooh, and not about Girl Power. Book re-skinned with wrong cover.
Load More Replies...
#88
This Wonderful Craftsmanship
#89
C’mon Coach
Random Anon 3 years ago
That is some outstanding planning. Governments are queuing up to hire that guy.
Jennifer Barrett 3 years ago
time to cut a little wedge out of the door so that it slides neatly past the toilet bowl
#91
How Hard Is It To Spell "Birthday"???
RandomX123 3 years ago
And the icing wishes you a "Happy F Birthdya" (make of the F what you will)
Carole 3 years ago
I thought so, too, at first but I think it's supposed to be happy 7th birthday?
Load More Replies...
Let’s All Just Try And Be Decent 3 years ago
Also very intrigued to see what name they've spelled out in icing because I just cannot work that out
#92
Matched The Labels Boss
#93
My Friend's 3D Printer
Cactuar Jon 3 years ago
They sent it to India to be made. India said "Here, China, this ones yours" lol
Les Izmore 3 years ago
First D made in India. Second D made in China. Third D made in Sensored. Simple
#94
I Mean.. It Is Yellow Though
#95
The Whole Can Of Pringles Was Missing Half The Flavour!
CJay M (They-them) 3 years ago
Remove the ‘nail’, it’s the polish flag! 🇵🇱
Load More Replies... Anita Pickle 3 years ago (edited)
The chips were a bit off on the conveyor belt for the timing of the spray gun
Let’s All Just Try And Be Decent 3 years ago
No, it all just got dumped on the one side. That is plenty of flavouring. Oh wait... America right?
#96
Seriously Weak Point In This "Impenetrable" Wall
Very Bored Panda 3 years ago
Even if it was cut, it's supposed to be impenetrable, so you shouldn't be able to cut through ot
Load More Replies...
Bacony Cakes 3 years ago
Who would win in a fight between the Trump Wall and a Bob Semple Tank?
#97
Cut Open A Pizza Roll And Got This
#98
I Suppose It Is Ment To Be Hard But No One Mentioned 2x As Hard
Lori Rommel 3 years ago
I'm pretty sure that the first circled "2" was placed 1 square too high, since the numbers they provide are supposed to form a rotationally symmetrical pattern. I might try solving later.
Kathryn Baylis 3 years ago
It’s a sudoku. The numbers 1 to 9 should make up each row, column, and square. You can’t have two of the same number in each sequence.
Load More Replies...
#99
My Brother New Apartment Has A Useless Doorstop
#100
Found This While I Was Walking
Bacony Cakes 3 years ago
I would, but i'm stuck in a mid 2000s farming game hellscape.
Load More Replies... #101
This Is A Title
TheTrueFormOfGiygas'Attack 2 years ago
this is not an apple this is wholesome content this is a kids game shall i go on
#102
I Can't Find It On Google Maps
#103
This Time The Disaster Was Avoided, Well, Almost
#104
Installed The Stop Button Boss…
#105
Where Do These Go To?
#106
Proof Read The Notebook Boss
#107
How Did This Happen
#108
This Stop Button In A Bus
#109
"Weak Wolf Noises"
ᓚᘏᗢSOMECATLADY22ᓚᘏᗢ 3 years ago
no more like Uh-Wuh but still spelled UWU
Load More Replies...
#110
This Has Been Bothering Me Ever Since I Noticed.
Very Bored Panda 3 years ago
Jsjaujsnsnsnj I don't know what else to say. *Screaming intensifies*
PopscotchM 3 years ago
ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
Load More Replies...
2022emmam trent 3 years ago
There's always that one family member that isn't right in the head...
Parthania Dawson 3 years ago
I'd be the person that put it in the package that way. Here to trigger OCD, that's me.
Lucinda Speer 3 years ago
Ignoring the OCD aspect, these are guaranteed to last 10 years "in storage." How long in the remote control?
M O'Connell 3 years ago
They won't last 10 years in storage. Duracell batteries are notorious for leaking, even if they haven't been used in anything.
Load More Replies... #111
How Do They Expect To Drink This
#112
You Ordered The Right Replacement Doors For The Cooler Right?
#113
If One Ball Equals 20% Then Three Must Be 80%.... Right
#114
A Lock That Doesn't Lock
April Caron 3 years ago
I use my purse or backpack to hold them shut. You loop the strap on a top corner of the stall and it holds the door closed. For a door that opens inward (like this photo) you loop it on the stall wall part (right side). If the door opens outward, you loop it on the door itself.
#115
I Don't Want To Imagine How Many Got Messed Up
Janelle (jellybean/nellie) 3 years ago
These make more sense when you click the link on the right and see original video. (this falls under TIL- today i learned)
#116
What Flavor Is This?
ᓚᘏᗢSOMECATLADY22ᓚᘏᗢ 3 years ago
I drew it properly (i call it blapple /ᐠ｡.｡ᐟ\ ) Blappel-61...6031a5.png 
#117
You Just Couldn't Could U?replace The Goddamn Nail
Bella Jones 3 years ago
Neither type of fastening in this picture is a screw.
Load More Replies... #118
Let's See Who Can Notice What's Wrong Here?
BigFootToo 3 years ago
I'm more interested as to what that pole is for in the wheel well. Forget that 4 vs 5 lug nuts lol
M O'Connell 3 years ago
That's the rear shock absorber. This vehicle has a torsion-beam suspension setup.
Load More Replies...
Meyrin 3 years ago
4 holes in the wheel. However something that bothers me is that there is nothing in the spring like a shock absorber. I would expect it inside.
DC 3 years ago
Doesn't need to be in it ... it's there, just elsewhere than the spring, and that may very well have a valid reason to it, as the position does change how the system reacts to different states it is in. Here, being closer to the axis of rotation may help against sticking when the motion (of the wheel, against the body) begins, lowering the effectivley transmitted, low-magnitude, shocks that get through the suspesion unfiltered. In a rigid axle, the ratio of lever ratios implies that a setup like Alfa's DeDion rear axles are close to perfect - the shock absorbers are a fair bit in front of the wheels, but almost as wide apart, making them stiffer when rolling compard to bumbing ... in a torsion beam like here, this isn't that much present, but still has some to it, so ... it does make sense where it's located. If one wants a deviation of stiffness, against rolling or bumping - which has a lot of reason to be desirable - the location is the only thing about absorbers you can chose, ...
Load More Replies...
Robert T 3 years ago
What's the grey thing in front of the hub? Scotch mist?
Load More Replies... #119
This Brand New Sign At An Airport
Kira Okah 3 years ago
There is a clear mark at the beginning for the n, so either not so new or it's already been vandalised.
April Caron 3 years ago
I believe it’s new. It’s like it didn’t get printed properly, because I can see the faint start of an N, but no O or G and S in DOGS and no L or ED in ALLOWED.
Load More Replies... #120
Can You See What’s Wrong Here?
#121
I Was Fine In My House Until I Noticed A Small Detail In The Door Lock
#122
You Couldn't Listen To It On Your 12+ Hour Plane Flight... Or Hotel... Or Maybe Even Before You Left?
Devil's Advocate 3 years ago
Why should he have to listen to it, it's not like the questions were based on the lyrics, which these days people barely listen to anyway!
Sarah@C 3 years ago
Absolutely not petty. An artist should expect to be interviewed about their work. That's a lazy journalist. What was he planning to talk to the singer about if not her singing?
Load More Replies...
#123
My Favorite Naruto Character
Ryan Deschanel 3 years ago
A "Naruto" is what you call those moving pictures for children, right?
ᓚᘏᗢSOMECATLADY22ᓚᘏᗢ 3 years ago
its the legendary, one and only, never seen in manga or in any Naruto anime....TSUYU ASUI!!!!!
Candy_Sneke! 3 years ago
No no no no no no no no no! I do not accept this! Poor tsu, they got her mixed up! We need to go punish the person that did this
#124
This Instruction Is Very Convenius
Kathryn Baylis 3 years ago
Nope. I’ve seen plenty of signs made by people who don’t understand the difference between plural and possessive, and contractions are like Greek to them.
Load More Replies... 
#125
How Could This Even Happen? It's Actually Fixed Btw...
tiktokism 3 years ago
The top screw fell out and the sign pivoted around the bottom screw because of gravity. It’s not installed upside down.
Anapv 3 years ago
If you zoom in, you can see the re is a screw in the bottom
Load More Replies... #126
My Highschool For Some Reason…
September 3 years ago
An old now sealed delivery door, probably to the schools kitchen. The broken wall most likely from a delivery truck bumper.
François Carré 3 years ago
Hey teachers, leave the kids alone, all in all you're just another brick in the wall.
M O'Connell 3 years ago
There were several weird things like this at my university, where the old library building had been converted into office and classroom space.
#127
Someone's Getting Fired
tiktokism 3 years ago
It’s holiday candy for Independence Day. If you think this is weird, wait until you hear about the red and green candy for Christmas and the orange and black candy for Halloween.
Load More Replies... #128
Soap Was Never An Option
Katie Lutesinger 3 years ago
Yeah, those yellow spots on the wall are probably where the screws went in to hold it up.
Load More Replies... #129
There Was No Peanut In My Peanut M&m, Now I'm Sad.
Let’s All Just Try And Be Decent 3 years ago
I would have to say, in regards to how common peanut allergies are, this is the dramatic lesser of two evils, (as in, finding a peanut in a chocolate pack would be scarily worse) Makes you wonder though...
Floof 3 years ago
I don't understand the downvotes? I fully agree with you. as someone with a peanut allergy, I have to be extremely careful about what I eat. I know these things have happened before, and although I know these things are not common you really have to be prepared. and before Y'all come for me, Yes. I know some people have it worse than others.
Load More Replies...
Brenda Greene 3 years ago
I personally hate when that happens. I buy a giant bag of these almost once a month for snacking at work and I hate when it's peanut-less.
#130
Designed A Simple And Easy To Use Bike Rack, Boss!
Monique Heemskerk 3 years ago
We do use those at stations in the Netherlands.
Load More Replies...
Ed Brandon 3 years ago
Yeah, that's actually fairly normal and works as it's supposed to. Some go on the bottom row, some on the top (which slide up and down) to maximise space. No-one wants to use the top one though, good for smashing yourself in the face, while the bottom ones are great for bashing in your skull on the rack above when you stand back up after locking the bike. So yeah, it's a bad design in some ways, but not really by accident as per this whole post.
Taibhse Sealgair 3 years ago
I think this one falls into the good idea, poor execution bucket.
Janelle (jellybean/nellie) 3 years ago
The fact that people are locking to the sides and not actually using it as designed is the "pun". Took me a second to see them.
Add New Image
Explore more of these tags
What do you think ?
Mark and Elmo 3 years ago
I love the funny ones that don't make sense at all.
Load More Replies... Random Anon 3 years ago (edited)
Ah incompetence. The sore of humanity that has prevailed since the dawn of civilization. It will continue to fester and annoy, bring tears of despair and silly laughter for the foreseeable future.
Terri Clark 3 years ago
So a list of 50? Anyone else notice #20 and #21 were the exact same thing?? You had one job!!
Ryan 3 years ago
20 is a red button but press green one and 21 is a pic of an eye advertising rectal photos. They're diff now!
Load More Replies...
Mark and Elmo 3 years ago
I love the funny ones that don't make sense at all.
Load More Replies... Random Anon 3 years ago (edited)
Ah incompetence. The sore of humanity that has prevailed since the dawn of civilization. It will continue to fester and annoy, bring tears of despair and silly laughter for the foreseeable future.
Terri Clark 3 years ago
So a list of 50? Anyone else notice #20 and #21 were the exact same thing?? You had one job!!
Ryan 3 years ago
20 is a red button but press green one and 21 is a pic of an eye advertising rectal photos. They're diff now!
Load More Replies... You May Like 50 Of The Funniest Signs Ever Spotted In The Wild (New Pics) 60 Laugh-Out-Loud Fails From People Who Followed Instructions A Bit Too Hard 155 Funniest Design Fails
Mantas Kačerauskas
Ingrida Jasiukevičiūtė
Julija Nėjė
Related on Bored Panda
