Does the Loch Ness Monster really exist? What happened to the crew of Mary Celeste? And what are guys up to when they're taking long showers? While we might never find out the answers to the first two mysteries, the latter has just been revealed. Together with a bunch of other men secrets most girls probably have no clue about. Recently, someone on reddit asked "What Are Some 'Guy Secrets' Girls Don't Know About?" and it got funnier and funnier with every answer. Amassing over 80K upvotes in just a few days, this post has become sort of like a diary of the 21st century man, and you couldn't make this stuff up. Scroll down to check out the entries and upvote your faves!

#1

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SchmittyWinkleson Report

Nash Nopper
Community Member
2 years ago

hahahahaha :)

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#2

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Frazzman Report

Luis Milian
Community Member
2 years ago

"We are task orientated" absolutely true! we respond better with, "can you get me a blanket?" our brain process that faster than "I'm cold" statement.

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#3

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pm_me_ur_rice_noodle Report

Linouchka 99
Community Member
2 years ago

Why don't you tell her ? She might laugh too !

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#4

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realbadaccountant Report

Benjamin Boysley
Community Member
2 years ago

OMG Yes, please give us a signal!

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#5

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fire_biscuit Report

Nash Nopper
Community Member
2 years ago

awwww

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#6

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sinegate Report

varwenea
Community Member
2 years ago

I suspect a reasonable percentage of women would not know this. Good advice.

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#7

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Iwaspromisedjetpacks Report

Linouchka 99
Community Member
2 years ago

Tell that men, not women ! We would LOVE guys to talk more about their "inside" !!

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#8

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UVLsystem Report

Kaisu Rei
Community Member
2 years ago

I think everyone does this, I'm a girl and I zone out sometimes thinking about something random and then I realize I've been staring at someone all that time

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#9

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LDodge7047 Report

Linouchka 99
Community Member
2 years ago

But but... What is your mind doing when it is "not thinking" ???!!

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#10

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K2000kidd Report

Kriel Kipjes
Community Member
2 years ago

hahahahaha

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#11

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TheMe63 Report

Ben Roth
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2 years ago

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'First' but way to true for us guys that have them low hanging two...

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#12

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DepressedBard Report

Linouchka 99
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2 years ago

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Yeah, and then you would say " I don't like to be given orders !" ...

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#13

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toothless-nonsense Report

Ben Roth
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2 years ago

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'First' but who doesn't unless they have a phobia

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#14

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JohnnyMopper Report

Ben Roth
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2 years ago

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'First' your pretty dumb...

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#15

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LordSwitchblade Report

SykesDaMan
Community Member
2 years ago (edited)

So you're telling me you used to change your haircut more ofthen than once every 4 years? During my whole life I only had something like 4 haircuts (the last change was because I started balding so I shaved everything...) and I even know guys who have the same haircut since they were kids... :)

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-eDgAR- Report

Prestigous Cactus
Community Member
2 years ago

This is no secret, those who do this are heroes and are celebrated.

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#17

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BlueLantern84 Report

Petya
Community Member
2 years ago

My boyfriend is the same. I don't play games, but he is pretty excited when I make a comment about his games or I listen when he is explaining something he found interesting about them.

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#18

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ImprovObsession Report

Linouchka 99
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2 years ago

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Who the heck is telling you that ?? And why don't you tell them to STFU ?

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#19

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Johnchuk Report

Wil Vanderheijden
Community Member
2 years ago

Which is kind of strange. If it ain't going anywhere than what's the use of loading it on your truck or trailer?

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#20

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Thadota7717 Report

Carlota Ocón
Community Member
2 years ago

"Maybe just americans" ¿?

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#21

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aestusveritas Report

mulk
Community Member
2 years ago

Like women...

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#22

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banjohusky95 Report

Oathbraker
Community Member
2 years ago

And it also smells nice. I think shampoo smells better than most of the expensive perfumes.

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#23

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andytheg Report

Linouchka 99
Community Member
2 years ago

"To toss us things" ? What does that mean ?

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#24

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Goobernut96 Report

Wynand
Community Member
2 years ago

True. But sometimes we're doing the other thing.

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#25

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Shermanator92 Report

Chyppa Homer
Community Member
2 years ago

Or you might have to bump up signal strength

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#26

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-eDgAR- Report

Kriel Kipjes
Community Member
2 years ago

Cool shoes!

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#27

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dy_lan10 Report

Anne
Community Member
2 years ago

Meh, same for women

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#28

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birdistheword2023 Report

Wynand
Community Member
2 years ago

Yep, we just have to.

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#29

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wasnew4s Report

Wynand
Community Member
2 years ago

Yeah. Sometimes they just happen. At very unfortunate times. As a teenager it would almost invariably happen while in church. And no, it had nothing to do with what was happening during the sermon!

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#30

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frozenartic Report

SykesDaMan
Community Member
2 years ago

Yes, yes and yes!!!

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#31

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SuperAids00 Report

SykesDaMan
Community Member
2 years ago

Die hard style? I used to do it all the time! :)

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