Does the Loch Ness Monster really exist? What happened to the crew of Mary Celeste? And what are guys up to when they're taking long showers? While we might never find out the answers to the first two mysteries, the latter has just been revealed. Together with a bunch of other men secrets most girls probably have no clue about. Recently, someone on reddit asked "What Are Some 'Guy Secrets' Girls Don't Know About?" and it got funnier and funnier with every answer. Amassing over 80K upvotes in just a few days, this post has become sort of like a diary of the 21st century man, and you couldn't make this stuff up. Scroll down to check out the entries and upvote your faves!

#1

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SchmittyWinkleson Report

Nash Nopper 2 months ago

hahahahaha :)

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#2

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Frazzman Report

Luis Milian 2 months ago

"We are task orientated" absolutely true! we respond better with, "can you get me a blanket?" our brain process that faster than "I'm cold" statement.

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#3

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pm_me_ur_rice_noodle Report

Linouchka 99 2 months ago

Why don't you tell her ? She might laugh too !

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#4

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realbadaccountant Report

Benjamin Boysley 2 months ago

OMG Yes, please give us a signal!

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#5

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fire_biscuit Report

Nash Nopper 2 months ago

awwww

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#6

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sinegate Report

varwenea 2 months ago

I suspect a reasonable percentage of women would not know this. Good advice.

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#7

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Iwaspromisedjetpacks Report

Kaisu Rei 2 months ago

This is definitely something everyone needs to remember, that guys can be mentally ill and have body issues and insecurities the same way everyone does and it's important to accept that and give them the space they need to express that

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#8

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UVLsystem Report

Kaisu Rei 2 months ago

I think everyone does this, I'm a girl and I zone out sometimes thinking about something random and then I realize I've been staring at someone all that time

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#9

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LDodge7047 Report

Linouchka 99 2 months ago

But but... What is your mind doing when it is "not thinking" ???!!

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#10

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K2000kidd Report

Daria B 2 months ago

Uhmm... Is this a gender thing? Because.... I'd think the same...?

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TheMe63 Report

Chyppa Homer 2 months ago

Well, the secret is out... mosw-5c540...7af914.gif mosw-5c540e57af914.gif

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#12

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DepressedBard Report

PyroarRanger 2 months ago

Accurate.

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#13

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toothless-nonsense Report

Kaisu Rei 2 months ago

This is kinda sad because it makes me feel like OP isn't getting enough hugs and everyone who wants hugs should be hugged often

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#14

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JohnnyMopper Report

Aman Kharb 2 months ago

A moment of silence please

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#15

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LordSwitchblade Report

Oathbraker 2 months ago

Lucky you. I had my hairdresser tell me I looked like a junkie because I had let my hair grow out. Needless to say I didn't visit her again.

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-eDgAR- Report

Prestigous Cactus 2 months ago

This is no secret, those who do this are heroes and are celebrated.

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BlueLantern84 Report

Kaisu Rei 2 months ago

Taking interest in your partner's life and interests is like a basic thing about relationships and it goes both ways

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ImprovObsession Report

Darryl Kerrigan 2 months ago

This is why we need feminism.

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#19

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Johnchuk Report

Brandon Collinsworth 2 months ago

I laughed at this for way too long, because I can't think of a single time I tied something down and didn't say that.

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#20

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Thadota7717 Report

Carlota Ocón 2 months ago

"Maybe just americans" ¿?

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#21

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aestusveritas Report

Kaisu Rei 2 months ago

Again, this is not a men thing, but a people thing

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#22

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banjohusky95 Report

Oathbraker 2 months ago

And it also smells nice. I think shampoo smells better than most of the expensive perfumes.

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#23

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andytheg Report

Wynand 2 months ago (edited)

Throw things to us. Like the TV remote or the car keys. Or a cup of coffee. It does, however, depend on our level of trust in the tosser's tossing skill.

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Goobernut96 Report

Wynand 2 months ago

True. But sometimes we're doing the other thing.

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#25

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Shermanator92 Report

Chyppa Homer 2 months ago

Or you might have to bump up signal strength

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#26

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-eDgAR- Report

Kriel Kipjes 2 months ago

Cool shoes!

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#27

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dy_lan10 Report

Anne 2 months ago

Meh, same for women

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#28

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birdistheword2023 Report

Luis Milian 2 months ago

true! even for those of us who are short. We will jump just to fulfill our primal instinct

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wasnew4s Report

Wynand 2 months ago

Yeah. Sometimes they just happen. At very unfortunate times. As a teenager it would almost invariably happen while in church. And no, it had nothing to do with what was happening during the sermon!

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#30

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frozenartic Report

Kaisu Rei 2 months ago

Yep, this is true for everyone!

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#31

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SuperAids00 Report

SykesDaMan 2 months ago

Die hard style? I used to do it all the time! :)

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#32

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RedditIsMyCity Report

Oathbraker 2 months ago

Absolutely true. I still remember a random girl complementing me on my Dio t-shirt years ago.

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#33

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RowanDSoccer Report

Chyppa Homer 2 months ago

The scourge of many streams after hump day :D

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#34

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Sir_holy_bears Report

Kaisu Rei 2 months ago

I definitely agree that the body positive movement needs to take men's bodies into account as well. Men need to be taken seriously with their eating disorders too, because no one deserves to struggle with that without help!

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#35

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IAmMohit Report

Jenna Howe 2 months ago

I brought a lover roses and was appalled to discover that it was the first time a woman had ever given him flowers. He had multiple girlfriends and we were all pretty liberal. He just melted when I gave them to him.

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#36

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OneArmedTRex Report

Raquel Orge 2 months ago

Use toilet paper...

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#37

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Sycosys Report

Jilltdcatlady 2 months ago

When did the penis friendly button-fly style disappear?

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#38

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Zook_Jo Report

Kaisu Rei 2 months ago

Girls walking funny could be because their pad is misaligned and they're trying to get it back in place

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#39

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kuffyruff Report

Ken Adams 2 months ago

I call that split pee.

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#40

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Intervigilium Report

Plumpapollo 2 months ago

Sit down and put it under the seat. Works every time

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#41

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Markcolor Report

Anne 2 months ago

you need more fibre

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#42

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edgyversion Report

Jilltdcatlady 2 months ago

"The water was cold!"

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