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Does the Loch Ness Monster really exist? What happened to the crew of Mary Celeste? And what are guys up to when they're taking long showers? While we might never find out the answers to the first two mysteries, the latter has just been revealed. Together with a bunch of other men secrets most girls probably have no clue about. Recently, someone on reddit asked "What Are Some 'Guy Secrets' Girls Don't Know About?" and it got funnier and funnier with every answer. Amassing over 80K upvotes in just a few days, this post has become sort of like a diary of the 21st century man, and you couldn't make this stuff up. Scroll down to check out the entries and upvote your faves!

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    #2

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    Frazzman Report

    Luis Milian
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "We are task orientated" absolutely true! we respond better with, "can you get me a blanket?" our brain process that faster than "I'm cold" statement.

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    #3

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    Linouchka 99
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why don't you tell her ? She might laugh too !

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    #6

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    sinegate Report

    varwenea
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I suspect a reasonable percentage of women would not know this. Good advice.

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    #7

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    Iwaspromisedjetpacks Report

    Kaisu Rei
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is definitely something everyone needs to remember, that guys can be mentally ill and have body issues and insecurities the same way everyone does and it's important to accept that and give them the space they need to express that

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    #8

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    UVLsystem Report

    Kaisu Rei
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think everyone does this, I'm a girl and I zone out sometimes thinking about something random and then I realize I've been staring at someone all that time

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    #9

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    Linouchka 99
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But but... What is your mind doing when it is "not thinking" ???!!

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    #10

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    Daria B
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uhmm... Is this a gender thing? Because.... I'd think the same...?

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    #11

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    Rafaella Bueno
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If a girl with short shorts or a miniskirt is moving a lot on a seat, she might just be unsticking her thighs from said seat (or from each other)

    Night Owl
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. Reletable. One of the biggest drawbacks of wearing short shorts or miniskirts

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    Magpie
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you see a woman doing that; she is trying to get the menstrual pad back in the right place.

    Id row
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And when you see us with our hands down our pants, we're not trying to turn you on. We're just trying to fix a really annoying wedgie.

    justa catboy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And we'd rather not be asked about it.

    Penguin Esperanza
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a girl and I do this too mainly because we randomly get an itch down there and it's hard to get rid of it

    spirit wolf
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't remember the last time my girl balls needed unsticking.

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    Arran Walker
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m female, and I do that if my panties get wedged

    Toe beans
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Girls do this too to get rid of wedgies. The other options are to get rid of it(awkward) or deal with it and slowly die inside

    HoffLensMetalHedLovesAnimalsUK
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah the kick out walk, straighten your leg out while in the air.

    LoneWolfie
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When girls wear shorts or tight jeans, our underwear gets all stuck and we either undo it and look weird or have a wedgie for the rest of the day.

    Jon Hughes
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or shaking their briefs out of their crack.

    Jan Olsen
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do american men have very low hanging balls?

    Nick Kutzko
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn’t even have to be hot lol

    Elaine Dodge
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's an amazing invention - talcum powder.

    Sophie Warner
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Mum had flag stone floors & she caught my (then) 9 year old son in his boxers laid on the kitchen floor. She stupidly asked what he was doing ( I have learnt to just keep walking) & he replied that he "was cooling himself on the floor as his testicles had become self adhesive"! His exact words! She learnt after that. She did have to get a different booster seat though. She mentioned the weird dance when he got out of her car & I explained the dance's purpose & that the polystyrene booster seat was likely contributing to an overall swampy boxer effect in the summer heat!

    Amanda Lennex
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband does this weird step thing for this lol

    Max L.
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or scratching their... Oh ok nevermind

    Livi Ray
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    6 years ago

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    Girls don't itch there

    Randomcthulu
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um, yeah we do, especially if our thighs touch when standing up

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    Ben Roth
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    6 years ago

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    'First' but way to true for us guys that have them low hanging two...

    Alex Bailey
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are you banging on about 'First'? Don't understand, sorry.

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    #13

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    Kaisu Rei
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is kinda sad because it makes me feel like OP isn't getting enough hugs and everyone who wants hugs should be hugged often

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    Oathbraker
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lucky you. I had my hairdresser tell me I looked like a junkie because I had let my hair grow out. Needless to say I didn't visit her again.

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    Prestigous Cactus
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is no secret, those who do this are heroes and are celebrated.

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    #17

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    Kaisu Rei
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Taking interest in your partner's life and interests is like a basic thing about relationships and it goes both ways

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    #19

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    Brandon Collinsworth
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I laughed at this for way too long, because I can't think of a single time I tied something down and didn't say that.

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    #21

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    aestusveritas Report

    Kaisu Rei
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again, this is not a men thing, but a people thing

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    #22

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    Oathbraker
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And it also smells nice. I think shampoo smells better than most of the expensive perfumes.

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    #23

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    Wynand
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Throw things to us. Like the TV remote or the car keys. Or a cup of coffee. It does, however, depend on our level of trust in the t****r's tossing skill.

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    #24

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    Wynand
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True. But sometimes we're doing the other thing.

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    #25

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    Chyppa Homer
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or you might have to bump up signal strength

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    birdistheword2023 Report

    Luis Milian
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    true! even for those of us who are short. We will jump just to fulfill our primal instinct

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    Wynand
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah. Sometimes they just happen. At very unfortunate times. As a teenager it would almost invariably happen while in church. And no, it had nothing to do with what was happening during the sermon!

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    SykesDaMan
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Die hard style? I used to do it all the time! :)

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