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If you have not been living under a rock, you probably know what ‘goblin mode’ is. This, mostly described as unapologetically self-indulgent and greedy behavior, does not only apply to people but to the animal kingdom as well.

For our entertainment, a Twitter page called “animals going goblin mode" shares the most bizarre images where animals partake in various mischievous acts. They range from making a silly face to “I will destroy you” mode. So without further ado, we invite you to scroll through this collection of hilariously creepy images accidentally captured by people online.

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glowworm2
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That is the derpiest little vampire I’ve ever seen. I love them!

Nay Wilson
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am vampurr

Spencer's slave
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2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Void just doing Dracula heritage

Mary Jaye
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'VE COME TO BITE YOU IN THE NECK!

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    #2

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    pineapple87
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not a goblin, that's a gremlin

    QuirkyKittyGirl
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, is “giving a bath” a euphemism for “awakening the demon within”?

    LonelyLittleLeafSheep
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why give what is clearly a clean cat a bath anyway?

    Nice Beast Ludo
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They always keep up appearances but sometimes they smell. (Shhh don't tell them I Said that)

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    Colleen Glim
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You got it wet after midnight!!!

    Spencer's slave
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just want to know why anyone gives a cat a bath.

    Ken Beattie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Got c**p in it's coat. There are things that it's better to wash out that let them lick out.

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    Mav Mav
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    she be a demon, and needing exorcism

    glowworm2
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was that a bath or an exorcism?

    Manic Mama
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is my cat if anyone other than me gives her a bath or shower. If I do it, she just doesn't care. Anyone else, get the band-aids and possibly a suture kit.

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    Will Cable
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe it is my screen resolution but it looks like the cat has its claws caught on a latex painted ceiling.

    the redqueen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Quiet hooman! I'm playin it off until I figure out how to get out of this without embarrassing myself…

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    CHRISTY SMITH
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every time I see this pic I wonder what the story is behind it.

    Mav Mav
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    do I have to hold up everything around here??

    Sinead Kenny
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mwah ha ha ha!! BEHOLD HOOMANS! you gave me an inch and I took the lot!!! From this day forward you shall see me as the Lord of Sea and Sky and bow down to me! Tis what it is! (Ahem) so NOW bow down pledge your legence to me mwah ha ha ha!

    cwa92464
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And now I sing the song of my people. It's called MEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWW (yacking noises)

    Id row
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let the word go out henceforth that every day shall be Caturday.

    Nice Beast Ludo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NAHHHHHH JVENYA GABAHEEEESHUWAVA (Lion king intro starts)

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    The 'Animals Going Goblin Mode' Twitter page has been active on the social platform since April 2022 and we, as well as other people on the internet, immediately took an interest in it. Goblin mode’s popularity in general extends even to Oxford as in 2022 it was nominated as the word of the year by public vote. This term started to appear in 2009, and when Covid restrictions started to ease, goblin mode skyrocketed since people had gotten comfortable with a new lifestyle.

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    #4

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    Thegoodboi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As tempting as it may seem, with that face I probably wouldn't belly scritch...

    glowworm2
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aw! That’s very cute! What a polite little cat.

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    pineapple87
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rudolph's bullies are starting to get to him.

    tw 72
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I gave Blixen plenty of warnings. Oh, look, Blixen can swim!"

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    IcyPenguinToes
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe they are dealing with the emotional fallout of having run over Grandma

    Ken Beattie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That looks like a statue to me.

    Verena
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is. I googled "deer statue on bridge" ... and there are many of them, surprisingly

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    Icedragocat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me of Gary Larson's cartoons :D

    HelmGrass
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    last year, Mrs Claus and I were here, it was such a lovely moment

    Id row
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I call this piece 'Contemplation'.

    Nice Beast Ludo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Liiiike a briiiiidge over troubledddd waaaaters....

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    Jesse Setliffe
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like someone opened a can of tuna.

    Mark Mark
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would've looked better if they hadn't copy pasted 2 of the cats 6 times.

    Ken Beattie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Took me longer than I'd like to admit for me to realise it was a photoshop.

    BeepBoop is Lonely (she/they)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    honestly I wouldn't be surprised if one or two of them were really there (or however many original ones), but I think that would have been a cuter picture with just a few

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    Yeet_girl360
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dream..... so close yet so far 😪

    Chexmy Licks🇯🇵
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the only kind of bugs i want to see on my door

    Leoninus Fate
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    can we also point out this was photoshopped? adorable but still

    Diana Deluxe
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks someone discovered photoshop

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    Goblin mode is good for our mental health since it loosens up our uptight lives. It lets us acknowledge that we are not supposed to be always living an ideal life, which lets us relax and indulge in what we were not essentially letting ourselves do.

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    “One premise of ‘goblin mode’ is about saying no to outside pressures and expectations that no longer align with your well-being. I think this is very timely for living through the COVID-19 pandemic, which has brought so many restrictions,” says Karmel Choi, Ph.D., a clinical psychologist and assistant professor in the Department of Psychiatry at Massachusetts General Hospital. “After holding it together for so long, people are ready to let go. They want to live on their own terms, even if it’s messy."

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    "Disembodied voice"
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ooh, must resist urge to poke the fluff!

    Helena
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks oddly comfortable

    Thegoodboi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes it does! But I feel like it's one of those positions where is comfortable at first and then you wake up and every joint in your body hurts...

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    Shyla Bouche
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a trap for soft can-openers. *washes her left foreleg while waiting for the fireworks*

    Cookies
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg. I need this. For me. Now. Looks like the best sleeping position ever.

    Shayne Randlett
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Early, failed attempt at a ceiling fan

    glowworm2
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the cat monorail stopped working!

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    Danny Haworth
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought cow licks were meant to be in your hair?

    Pixie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, but this cow specializes in lashes and eyebrows

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    Louie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You got something on your forehead, here let me get it

    Jeremy James
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Their tongues are rough, like a cat's. 10/10 recommend getting licked by a cow.

    the redqueen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the greatest picture I have ever seen

    MurderMittens
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the way i reacted to my first kiss too!

    Betsy Ray
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I only said I preferred pastrami to tongue. Sheese.

    CowGhost
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Mmm, Ma'am your upper face is quite delicious." the cow.

    bluegal
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You experience something new every day...

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    #9

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    Swastik34
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Error 404 : Gravity not found

    Cookies
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spider cat spider cat does what's a spider cat does.

    are you gonna cry?🤓
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    Hmph. An overused phrase. Classic brainless bored panda comment.

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    MacFrog
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rotate gravity by 90°.

    LonelyLittleLeafSheep
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must be a mystery spot where the laws of physics don't apply.

    Thegoodboi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They told me it was the best catnip in the world but dear god what else can you do??

    Christy Charbeneau
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did anybody else turn their phone so it looked like he was standing right?

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    Seeing animals going goblin mode only confirms that it is natural, and we should not be ashamed of that whatsoever. Luckily, we do not have such galleries of us going goblin mode as do our furry friends, and maybe that’s for the best. So whether you let yourself loose from time to time or not, we highly recommend exploring this part of yourself.

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    HelluvaHedgehogAlien
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ‘Hi honey, you do be lookin beautiful tod— AAAAAAAAAAY’

    Rebekah
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Romeo and Juliet, the abridged version.

    Doctor Strange
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know why I find this so funny. I really shouldn't, those poor cats could have gotten hurt. But I see it and I just can't help but laugh

    glowworm2
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Usually, as long as the cats were fine, I’d say it’s okay to laugh.

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    Ronnie Cutshall
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That did not go as planned. Should stayed at the bar.

    Tsdey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA! (yes I had to)

    Thegoodboi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dang, I yelled "STONE COLD!" Lol

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    Mav Mav
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    we both die but, dude, you die too

    the redqueen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I said you could walk me home and carry my fish-nobody said anything about trying to kiss me you jerk!

    Swastik34
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of the upside down kissing scene in Spiderman

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    David Wambold
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awwwww..... Who's a vicious hedgehog? Who's a vicious hedgehog?

    Rebelliousslug
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look at the little goofy doofus 🥰

    bluegal
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He woke up and chose violence.

    Hill Branda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trying to look cool for school pictures, but....

    Kris
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    «I pooped in her shoe, thehehe»

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    Shyla Bouche
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The chair belongs to the cat.

    T5n
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With that cat, I’d give them the whole train.

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    Doctor Strange
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Social distancing support animal

    KETGZ
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a reason the leash holder is wearing all that protective gear...

    Frosty
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can hear this picture and it is loud-

    LadyKing
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Salem is having non of it

    Kathryn Baylis
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey lady, look at me! I'm talkin' to ya over here!

    Jennifer Clayton
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know this guy and you're just sitting there! Do something!

    Pixie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    -Pet me you peasant, before I cast a black cat spell on you ! 🐈‍⬛ 🌚

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    If you feel that this list was way too short for you, we advise you to check out our previous post here. However, if that is still not enough, we have other similar posts, like times when cats hilariously malfunctioned. Feel free to check them out and leave a comment on what you think about goblin mode.

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    QuirkyKittyGirl
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG “The quacken”! I should NOT be laughing so hard at this.

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    Crene
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I set it on fire. Whatchu gon' do??

    Mafia!
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Peace was never an option...

    Philler Space
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "We don't need no water let the mother ducker burn"

    Caramelzeezout@gmail.com
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That just goes right through one eye out of the other

    cwa92464
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have seen and done some pretty weird s**t, Karen

    Menacing Duck
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YOU ALL SHALL BURN UNDER MY REIGN

    Nobody
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est? Fa-fa-fa-fa, fa-fa-fa-fa-fa, fa, better Run, run, run, run, run, run, run away Oh, oh, oh, oh, aye-ya-ya-ya-ya

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    RosenCranzLives
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of that cartoon by Gary Larson - "Objects in Mirror are Closer than they Appear." Imagine this as your side-view mirror.

    Laura Lett
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is No happpies !! Can you no c dis!

    Thee8thsense
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Is there something in my toofs?"

    Phoenix
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looked friendlier from far away

    Natalie H
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😂😂😂😂♥️♥️♥️♥️

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    Rebekah
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Water piglet is hungry.

    Doctor Strange
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hippos are one of the most dangerous african animals, he's just practicing for when he grows up

    Needmorecowbell
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People always act like they are so cute but OMG that have always terrified me!

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    Mark Mark
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah you wanna hope his mum ain't about 😳

    cwa92464
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want a hippopotamus for...damn it Harry!

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    Dash Junior
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I knew that someone would got to Leggo before I did. Good going.

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    Nay Wilson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ‘Human left the food unattended, now it’s mine’

    Doctor Strange
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor cat, forced to cook his own breakfast while the humans watch

    glowworm2
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now this is an Eggo commercial!

    Duck
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Leave him alone! Can't you guys see he is just making himself some breakfast?

    Christy Charbeneau
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should definitely send to Kellogg for a commercial LOL

    Landithy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shout out to my dog, Jethro who stole a whole maple pecan roll off the baking tray yesterday, when I turned around for a second to open the oven door.

    Laura Lett
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dis wat happen wen hoomans runs out ma foods!

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    Helena
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And this is why slinky kitties are great

    Partycat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ferrets are very flexible, so he probably isn't suffocating on this pic. Just can't "unstuck" himself and had nothing better than to panic. My close friends has ferrets, and they always get in similar situations.

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    CowGhost
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is NOT dangerous, as ferrets can squeeze through holes around one inch wide.

    Iris Hidalgo
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks so shocked to find himself in such a predicament lol

    Shyla Bouche
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Silly little ferret. No cat would ever get into such a predicament.

    A P
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Catsnakes have no other modes than goblin mode and floppy speedbump mode.

    Rosie Red
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why not help the poor thing instead of taking a pic?

    January Tempis
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This 👆🏼👆🏼👆🏼 . Please help me and don't laugh at me when I'm suffocating.

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    Vic
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not his first time, he's wearing an ankle monitor

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    Paddling Panda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not yet. This is just attempted murder.

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    Doctor Strange
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know its a bad neighborhood when you run into a crow with a knife wearing an ankle monitor

    Jesse Setliffe
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know if I like this gritty, Marvel Studios, reboot of the works of Edgar Allan Poe.

    Lana Lana Banana
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is on like every bird post on here and I swear it gets funnier every time

    Kathryn Baylis
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So THAT'S what happened to Lenore!

    HelmGrass
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "you were late w my breakfast this morning, but it s okay.. I bring you a lil present so maybe you re not late tomorrow, yes?"

    Noah Hubbard
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why a group of them is called a murder

    Emy Loves
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Crows are known to bring humans "gifts". Whoever is receiving this surely needs it....just maybe should use it only as recommended ;)

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    the redqueen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spider cat suddenly realized his web throwing skills needed some serious work…

    Chexmy Licks🇯🇵
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    literally nobody:............... that one mosquito trying to get in:

    cwa92464
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sanctuary! --- Hunchcat of Notre Dame

    Lisa H
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I've been trying to reach you about your car's extended meowanty"

    Jessica Bertram
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i want to pet it. it wants me to pet it. damn fence

    Thegoodboi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "You cannot contain me for long! I WILL SHRED YOUR FEET FOR THIS!

    Duck
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well hello there neighbor!

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    Ba-Na-Na
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a start of a bad joke…

    Show thyself
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A Skunk, a racoon and an Opossum went Info a bar... (Next one)

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    Paul Neff
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A reincarnated priest, rabbi, and atheist walked down the street... the rabbi commented, "Ok, I think we were all off on predicting that one...."

    Collin Lyle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fart kitty, trash panda, and hissy beast.

    Elena House
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, those are all animals that eat pests. Welcome on my back porch anytime. I've got a possum that generously rids me of the june bug scourge like a champ.

    A P
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Used to be a possum that came up to eat with the stray cats on our porch. They're usually super chill, even though their teeth look like death blenders.

    ヾ(⌐■_■)ノ
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you're cold, they're cold, let them in

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    April W
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Super dangerous. Animals will attempt to clean themselves by licking these off and the styrofoam will get stuck in their throat and suffocate them. This c**p should be banned

    A P
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just in case anyone here ever wants ferrets - never let them be around Styrofoam or any other sort of foam. They will absolutely wind up chewing on and swallowing it, it absolutely will give them a blockage, and blockages will take out ferrets very very quickly. Like, by the time you get to the vet once you notice something is wrong quickly. There's plenty of other things they can play with, everything is a toy to a ferret. (To be fair, this owner may not have been letting them play in it, ferrets get into everything, but any house of ferrets should be ferret proofed to a level even beyond baby proofing)

    Shyla Bouche
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nonpareils have gotten bigger since I was a kid.

    Thegoodboi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Don't be mad just because I look fabulous!"

    Riley Quinn
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had an all black cat who loved to roll in styrofoam. I called him my little nonpareil.

    Bunny Lady
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    New Christmas decoration coming soon!

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    Jennifer Clayton
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just cleaned the drain. Girlfriend's got long hair.

    Eb
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reshape while damp.

    Thegoodboi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahh so that's why they don't like to get wet *takes notes*

    SCP 4666
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Long-cat from 12 years or so ago?

    Lakota Wolf
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Longcat was a white cat - this is Tacgnol, mortal enemy of Longcat!

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    Themoonprincess
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What species of snake is this? Or lizard.

    bluegal
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His face screams "You don't wanna know"

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    Mark Mark
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was the guy who fed a deer just for the deer to return with his entire family.

    David Wambold
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, this is a where I pick up my snacks for the week. Hey, they're over here guys.

    Jane
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    U feed one u feed all

    cwa92464
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see you have venison in the freezer. Be a dang shame if we mess some things up in here if that continues.

    Nice Beast Ludo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can we come in yet, Mom??? Can we? Can we?

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    Suzy Creamcheese
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Leopard seals have been known to kill divers. Or should I have said "unalive?" ;-)

    Surenu
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Take away breathing privileges? Promoted to funeral star? Taken out of the tax base?

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    S. E. in Indiana
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn paparazzi, we told you , NO PICTURES!

    Cousin Vinny
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this what the phrase "giving head" means?

    Anna Stephenson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    God I HOPE NOT! Because 1- I've been doing it wrong and 2- that would require some SERIOUS jaw dislocation! Lol

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    Chexmy Licks🇯🇵
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom

    Stephanie Barr
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone loses their temper with paparazzi eventually.

    Thegoodboi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NOPE, NUH UH *adds another reason to stay on land*

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    Lightning_Thief
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Hello from the other side! I must have meowed a thousand times!"

    SCP 4666
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To tell you I´m hungry and want to be let in

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    S. E. in Indiana
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know you are in there. Now open the door.

    QuirkyKittyGirl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When your cat comes home from his nightly visit to all the neighbors and realizes he doesn’t have a key … or opposable thumbs.

    Norm Gilmore
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I shall sing the song of my people"..

    Zoni J.
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone else see 26:53 and have the first thought of, "Wait, that's not a real time."?

    HelluvaHedgehogAlien
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like a dog, for some reason I simply cannot explain and is bewildered by

    Maya Freeman
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH SAVANYAHHHHHHHHHHHH

    Rosie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen this one before. Apparently kitty went walkabout &, when he felt like returning home, activated the Ring. All w/the proper "Let me IN!!!" screaming of course.

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    Doctor Strange
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The best part? The home belonged to a marine biologist, who wasn't there when it happened. Imagine being a marine biologist and missing out when a seal comes to visit.

    Hono Klatuu
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe it was payback. Sea lion is like "how do you feel when someone randomly comes into your personal living space claiming they're studying you?"

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    LonelyLittleLeafSheep
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not a seal, a sea lion. External ear folds, and able to support its upper body on its front flippers. Not to be that person, but news agencies should get this stuff right before printing it.

    Elora
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a sea lion.

    Thegoodboi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cat- "WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO THE DOG!? CURSE YOU HOOMENS!"

    insert name here
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Traumatised cat? I need to know more. I need to understand.

    ヾ(⌐■_■)ノ
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    omg I remember this from the news a while back, what a time to be alive

    Roody
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This has got to be the best news headline I ever read

    Gemma Harrigan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s a sea lion, which are eared seals. Not true seals. New Zealand sea lions are endangered.

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    Robin DJW
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    PLease wash his paws immediately. wet cement is corrosive. You seriously don't want him licking it off his feet, either.

    Susie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty sure the cat is photoshopped into the photo. Also they kind of look like dog prints, too big to be cat prints.

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    Frosty
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This can translate into two things, its either “MUAHAHAHA I F****D UP THE HUMANS CONCRETE” or “ MAAAAAMMM THERES GUNK IN MY TOES GET IT OFFFF!!”

    Ciara Ann Stone
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I honestly can imagine this cat thinking "HAHA you bitches thought you were done with work today now you e gotta do it all over again lolz"

    theincrediblebatcat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks funny but it also looks photoshopped

    AnnaB
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Photoshopped the cat into the picture.

    assdog
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that is the face of laughter in an evil cackle way. i love it

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    Rebekah
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you enjoy breakfast? "Yaaaaaaaassssssssss!!"

    Shyla Bouche
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're not you when you're hungry.

    Norm Gilmore
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you just know it's screaming it's lungs out for being removed from the (food?) bowl🤣

    Ken Beattie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish I'd thought to take a video back in the day, one of my pups was tiny and when he was eating he'd get so into it that his back legs would lift of the ground and he'd faceplant into his foodbowl. Would come out looking like this little guy.

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had a kitten that was abandoned by its mother before it was weaned. Bottle fed it until it was old enough for moist cat food. That little guy used to practically swim in his food trying to eat every single bite. We had to give him a bath every time we fed him, because if we didn't it would dry on his fur and get spiky and gross. He was a quirky little guy. Don't regret rescuing him one little bit though. RIP Baby, you are very much missed!

    SarahBee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gluttonous kitten story: Our new kitten was eating wet food, when it became clear that she was choking - like choking with no noise coming out of her mouth. I put my hands around her fat little belly, and with her hind legs in the air, gave a gentle Heimlich Maneuver squeeze. A bunch of food came out. She shook her head, and then dove back into her food.

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    Incompetent Pigeon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm no furry, but the dog looks better than the girl

    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the hell? Furries aren't attracted to animals physically or sexually. That's a really ignorant and hurtful comment, even if you meant it as a "joke".

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    Kayjunmoon
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like the dog is making fun of posie person.

    KETGZ
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Best photo bomb ever!

    Hill Branda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When your pets mock you behind your back

    Phillip Moderow
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WOW, GET A LOAD OF THOSE ... canines.

    S. E. in Indiana
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Huh, my same reaction when I saw her.

    Rostit .
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    there is a dog in the picture?

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    April W
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’d like to know what series of events led to this

    Allison A
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tortoises are amazing diggers. They burrow to survive extreme heat or cold. If kept in a play pen near a wall there is no stopping them from burrowing straight through it. The larger the tortoise the more powerful its burrowing magic. Not so slow after all big fella lol

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    NotAName
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is a Sulcata Tortoise. They live in desert grasslands, burrow a lot, and weigh over 100 pounds. If they want to get somewhere, they go there and through whatever they need to to get there.

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    BatPhace
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And this is why tortoises go outside, with proper burrowing space and a deep wall

    Caleb
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and saviour, Bowser, King of Turtles?"

    Lizard Lady
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why Sulcattas do not make good indoor pets

    Lyoness
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have so many questions...

    J loves cats
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a Sulcata and they do require a lot of space and proper care to thrive and be happy. But honestly they are very powerful diggers and much faster than people realize. Mine is actually outside right now enjoying the sunny day having a snack. I'd attach a picture but I don't know how.

    cwa92464
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Susan, don't lock me in there again

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    Yeet_girl360
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When your mom walks in on you and your siblings getting snacks in the kitchen at unholy hours of the night:

    KDS
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Village of the Damned the cat version

    QuirkyKittyGirl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, so I’m okay with the reflected eyes of five cats. What’s disturbing is the two sets of reflected eyes not attached to a visible cat.

    SarahBee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that's a bag of cat food on the top shelf, but I'm not sure if it's safe there!

    Nice Beast Ludo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The other night we took a walk to the school. It was dusk. There were 7 black cats of all sizes sitting in the parking lot. They disappeared before I could get a photo.

    Saj
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Nothing to see here. Move along."

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    Robin DJW
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those birds can do serious damage. They never left the dinosaur stage.

    Trophy Husband
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Huh, and I always thought Feathered Dinosaur was in the chicken family...

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    GlamourGhoul
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shoebills can be as large a a human, I wouldn't f***s with those dinobirds

    KETGZ
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm so glad Hitchcock didn't know to add this one into his movie

    Shayne Randlett
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it's my fate to be killed by a bird, please let it be some vicious raptor, not something that should be on the Muppets

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shoebills only have goblin mode. And only one facial expression too - I'm going to murder you in your sleep.

    Lyoness
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It hurts just looking at it.

    Manic Mama
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What kind of bird is this? That beak is seriously scary.

    Random Panda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a shoebill stork. They're one of my favorite birbs.

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    Bored Templar
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's because he didn't bow to the bird. Look it up

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    Yeet_girl360
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He only wants to talk about your cars extended warranty

    Full of Giggles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I own three rescue roos and a wallaby. Believe me when I say, do not let them in. Just so no.

    Helena
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i would die trying to pet him

    Manic Mama
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And if you think the claws on the 'arms' are big, wait till you see the ones on the 'legs'. Those suckers can kill you, and actually do it to dogs. My father had a dog that was literally gutted by a kangaroo using its back legs.

    BeepBoop is Lonely (she/they)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they're literally arms and legs??? what are you talking about lmao? Scientifically it's forepaws and hindpaws but like that's basically arms and legs right?

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    Rebelliousslug
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Absolutely f***ing not, he looks like he wore latex gloves to what he intends to be a crime scene

    cwa92464
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Steve! You KNOW it's your baby!!

    Crene
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I promise I'm not gonna hurt u if u let me in.

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    Paul Neff
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My understanding is these guys are seriously underrated as pets.

    StumblingThroughLife
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're wonderful, but it's tragic that their lives are so very short, as you quickly become seriously attached. :(

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    Shannon Mallory
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, my daughter's rabbit used to take her food like that.

    Booker
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every student I've talked to (more than a dozen) who owned a rat said they're fantastic pets.

    Nikki D
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish science would work on making them live longer. They are so wonderful.

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    Phoenix
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If Pennywise looked like that I'd definitely go down there

    SkyBlueandBlack
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chihuahuas are basically Pennywise in dog form.

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    Lana Lana Banana
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could not have been a more appropriate breed.

    Anna Stephenson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is both GENIUS and oddly DISTURBING!

    Elora
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cutest evil clown ever!

    </3
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    these paws rated e for everybody

    Norm Gilmore
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've known a few Chihuahua. This fits...

    Mike Y
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have dreams like this

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    PetPotato
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "talk to your cat about catnip before it's too late"... This is the "too late".

    SCP 4666
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because I got high, because I got high, because I got hiiiigh 🎶

    QuirkyKittyGirl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That cat can hear colors and smell your thoughts.

    assdog
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The neighbours cat gave it to me...... I'm not worried about that..... i'm more worried about why yer farts are purple.....oh that's just the acid/lsd mum.... Kids today!

    Nina Mitchem
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He got the nip nip to sell well he was gonna

    Bill Kubeck
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our floofy cat gets like that when she's stoned.

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    Radish The Rabbit
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Winston woke up and chose violence.

    Jods
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cops were baffled. All party guests slaughtered. No fingerprints on the weapon. Just the dog left. And dogs can’t talk.

    A P
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What could go wrong? Next on "10 seconds before disaster!"

    Mysteria
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I desperately need context for this image

    Benita Valdez
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could totally see my grumpy old man doing this. He's really a cat in a dog suit and is greatly skilled at "you're an idiot" face.

    Sportsgal
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Swords and beer...that's not gonna end well!

    arlene ponte
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe we shouldn't let the drinking buddies house sit our dog

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    Amanda Rose
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The real reason why the dinosaurs went extinct.

    DramaDoc
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the last Jurassic Park movie should have included...

    Shyla Bouche
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes, violence is the only option.

    Sue Denham
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No time to explain. Jump on the dinosaur and let's go!

    Themoonprincess
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are going down you freaking reptile. Mammals rule.

    Arenite
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even Rex falls before kitten cuteness

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    David Wambold
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where do you put the money???

    Maureen Rouse
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Heck! Mine will hiss at you for free!

    GildasMom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here just take my whole wallet 👜👛🐈🐈‍⬛️

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    HelluvaHedgehogAlien
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ‘…and now, a moment of silence for the photographer Larry, who will forever be remembered as a truly brave man who met an untimely and unfortunate end. May there be no geese in heaven.’ /jk

    Lana Lana Banana
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    /butprobablynotjk We damn well know dude had his face ripped off 🤣 Savage f*ckers. I love them.

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    Paul Neff
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This aggressive advancing behavior is very likely reminiscent of their ancestors, who were referred to as dinosaurs.

    queerbeans
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you mess with the honk you get the bonk

    Yeet_girl360
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They look like the evolved form of the Grapoids from Tremors (the movie)

    Lyoness
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All I can hear looking at this are the birds in the first Ice Age movie yelling "Taekwon-dodo birds... ATTACK!"

    Terran
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can see their dinosaurian heritage

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    Cyndielouwhoo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like something you'd see on the Twilight Zone.

    Psycho Princess
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thus came the day when Clifford accidentally fell into a shelf of bleach, he was never the same after that.

    Joshua Moore
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hello, do you have time to discuss our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ?

    Abr Ea
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this is Charles, I can recognize his face 😂

    Thegoodboi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HEY! What did I say?? Go potty or no lap lays!

    Jen Mart
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    we're gonna need a bigger dog

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    Ken Beattie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn't matter how cute they are, puppy teeth are like Satan's needles. So, so sharp.

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    Ang Chiyoko/Koharu
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AWWW !!! I wanna hug them!! They are so CUUUTTTTEEEE

    GayJay&lt;3
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when there was a back on the test:

    Roy Briggs
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So scary?! Isn't you, isn't you scaw??

    Pixie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Preschool pictures 😍

    Maya Freeman
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I AM VICIOUS, I AMM.. Well...... i am trwying to bwe, is is working mommy?

    GildasMom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    5 yr old me to the dentist after he tells me my teeth are perfect 🦷🪥

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    Chexmy Licks🇯🇵
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    alright guys were having grilled chicken for dinner yeah?

    April Caron
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of a joke: A man found a parrot for purchase… cheap. He’d always wanted a parrot, so he inquired about it, wanting to know why the bird was so inexpensive. “Well, he’s a bit mouthy.” The man thought it wasn’t anything he couldn’t handle, so he purchased the bird. But his cursing was out of control! The man told him to stop. The parrot quipped, “F**k you!” Exasperated, the man popped him into the freezer, “This’ll cool ya off!” After a minute, he opened the door and asked, “Are you ready to behave?” The parrot replied, “Yes, sir. I’ll forever be on my best behavior, sir. May I just ask one question… What did the chicken do to make you mad, sir?”

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    Madam Puddyfoot
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, he's dedicated, I'll give him that.

    Jen Mart
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    someone is attacking bicycle wheels and we are looking tirelessly for them

    Helena
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just a birb out here birbin

    Noyfb noyfb
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why we can’t have nice things.

    Roy Briggs
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OH NO, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.... I see a VERY dead parakeet

    LA Murphy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very, very bad Lori! Northing but trouble those birds!

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    It's_me
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see a brain freeze in their future.

    QuirkyKittyGirl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Mine!” *brain feeezes* “Nope. It’s all yours. Sorry about that.”

    Kris92
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Just a tiiiiiny nibble. You won't even notice it!"

    Bored Templar
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love seagulls. Mainly because people hate them

    Shayne Randlett
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm going to get a seagull puppet and I'll never have to pay for ice cream again

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    Jen Mart
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks suspicious How did that bowl just fall over? Cat is not near it

    Stephanie Goadsby
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How to say you don't have a cat in your life without saying you don't have a cat in your life. 😉

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    Thegoodboi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahh the moment you know you f****d up, captured beautifully in this photo

    William Teach
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As the ancient Tibetan philosophy states, don't start none won't be none.

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Regrets, I've had a few. But then again too few to mention. I did what I had to do. I saw it through without exemption. I planned each charted course. Each careful step along the byway. And more, much more than this, I did it, I did it my way!”

    Rosie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He probably did it himself, tried to retreat fast, but didn't make it. But I can just picutre another cat off camera, smirking after pushing the bowl.

    Roy Briggs
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HA! Stupid cat, that's what you get!

    Moody Cat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My face exactly before I get a ball in fat face…

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    Trophy Husband
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can smell it... Smells like dog food!

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    Isabela Cincu
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Black holee suuun,won t you come🎶

    the redqueen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If Jack Nicholson was a dog in the Shining …"Honey I'm home!"

    HelmGrass
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "You wanna cookie? Yayayayayayayaya"

    The Shark
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This evokes sounds of some 80s hair metal screams 😂

    Anna Stephenson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "And this is why drugs are bad, kids!"

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    Junebugjump!
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Heifer's are so affectionate. Like overgrown doggos.

    Angi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I literally showed my husband the picture and said I think the cow is related to my dog.

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    Cricketgeeklol
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Come here come and let me pet yo...AAAAAAHHH

    Caramelzeezout@gmail.com
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    👩🏼: I feel like a cow…. 👱🏻‍♀️: what do you mean, you look great! *later that day…

    Thegoodboi
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Come give me a smooooch!"

    cwa92464
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who you calling a cow, Tina?

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    BEATRICE SIEGEL
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Hello, I've come to talk about your cars extended warranty"

    Maisey Myles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Member of the Possum Posse. Coming to a Window near you

    Milk_Bread
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "PAY THE BILLLS, im watching uuu"

    Nina Mitchem
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey I been trying to reach you about your extended warranty on your car insurance it will only take a swc

    GildasMom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm watching you, always watching

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    Shyla Bouche
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That sandwich is definitely dead.

    meow point1
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of a dramatic reading of the book "The Bear Ate Your Sandwich". At one point, the reader sang to the tune of Chopin's funeral march, "My sandwich is super, super, super gone."

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    Grudge-holding Treefrog
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of our chickens did this to my sister when she was 3. She turned tomato coloured while the hen ran off with the sandwich

    Lana Lana Banana
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had to read this a couple times to realize they did it to a sandwich, not your sister .........right?

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    BatPhace
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's like eagle talons though, holy c**p

    madbakes
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah. Eagles are way bigger. A type of hawk maybe?

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    Abr Ea
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think all we are seeing now is the ghost mood of that sandwich because it's gone 😂

    Nimitz
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my heart of hearts, I hope this happens to everyone who takes pics of basic food

    A P
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My parents have an Amazon parrot. He loves eating chicken. Birds are all sorts of Donner Party.

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    Ken Beattie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And it's usually the little one. Small dog syndrome is real >_<

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    Thegoodboi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww derp looks so happy, doesn't see the barking void attacking

    bluegal
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL, this reminds me of Amanda the Adventurer.

    Audrey Rasmussen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWR MUST EAT

    Lori T Wisconsin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hate aggressive dogs. Needs the pack treatment to learn manners.

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    Chexmy Licks🇯🇵
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "mom! you could have at least knocked!!!!!

    Betsy Ray
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hi Sailor Moon, new in town?

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    HelluvaHedgehogAlien
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Walk slowly down and get your magic staff ready, first level are always harder

    Jen Mart
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what riddle did you have to solve?

    Ricardo Ferreira
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Welcome hooman. You may pass a test to proceed. I always tell the truth and he always lies. The basement is dangerous." "No, HE always lies and I always tell the truth. There's no danger down there. Now choose."

    Full of Giggles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guardians of the Underworld.

    Themoonprincess
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    May be it'll lead to ancient Egypt.

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m the Gatekeeper. And I’m the Keymaster. Are you Zuul?

    Batwench
    Community Member
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guards of the ritual.

    Manic Mama
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Before entering the basement, you're gonna need a few supplies: cross, holy water etc, and a pure heart. Good luck.

    Traci Shaw
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Instead of hell hounds it's hell cats!

    Robin C
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First rule about "fight club".. don't talk about fight club

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    Thegoodboi
    Community Member
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What?? No! Just a little fluffy that's all!

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    Paul Neff
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TIL my cat has an OnlyFans hosting account...

    Ricardo Ferreira
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do I look like a reject from Austrian Academy of Fine Arts?

    Apachebathmat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is me after two weeks in Mexico, assessing the 24 hour buffet damage I’ve done to myself

    Masha(they/them)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cat is contemplating his entire life existance

    Frosty
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We’ve all had these moments

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    Ricardo Ferreira
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fun fact: both cats were originally beige.

    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My two voids did this with a bag of kitty litter and played slip'n'slide in it all night. Could have been much worse!

    Clearly sunny
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes hooman, What do you want?

    Jenn Marriott
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We just need eggs and a dash of vanilla mom!

    Shyla Bouche
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing much, what did you do today?

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    S. E. in Indiana
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Welcome ladies and gentlemen, I will be your guide on the jungle cruise today.

    Thegoodboi
    Community Member
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's some exquisite tras- uh I mean meat over there. Give me a ride and I'll give you some!

    LonelyLittleLeafSheep
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't there a fable that starts like this but ends really badly for the passenger?

    tor
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of the bayou in new orleans

    Stardust she/her
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of a story I was told when I was 5 except instead of a raccoon there was a monkey

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    Louie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh yeah! That’s the stuff!

    PetPotato
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "talk to your cat about catnip before it's too late"

    Lana Lana Banana
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶Got that blueberry yum yum and I never woulda thought that it could taste this gooood🎶

    Lana Lana Banana
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶Getchur lighters, roll that sticky, let's get high let's get high🎶

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    Thegoodboi
    Community Member
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Mmm I am one with the nip, I am the nip.."

    The Mom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is your brain. This is your brain on....

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    ToastedFroggy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Does I haz spinash in my teefs?"

    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Leaf blower chomping picture?

    ⳜƝⰙⱲꝒ𐤠ⱤƊⱿⱿ
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dogs are great, but they can be so freakin scary sometimes

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    Yeet_girl360
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When your demon portal spell actually works:

    ⳜƝⰙⱲꝒ𐤠ⱤƊⱿⱿ
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plot twist: the demons are rainbow and sparkly and give everyone candy :)

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    Paul Neff
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You have summoned the eldritch majesty of Cathulhu, prepare to be consumed....

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    Kristal
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, I'm confused. They have a fireplace ... they put a shelf above the fireplace as a mantle ... and they hang the stockings on the wall?

    Thegoodboi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone stand back, we got a tough guy here!

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    Gwen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When your mom tells you to try it because it's good, but in reality, it tastes worse than it looks!

    S. E. in Indiana
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That melted butter really does the trick.

    Thegoodboi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cat on the cob

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    Indy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stop laughing, Irvin, Pick-Up-Sticks is a stupid game.

    Yeet_girl360
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Waking up before your alarm be like:

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    Helena
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Practicing the skills she'll use for the rest of her life

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No! Don’t let them get used to playing with wires, just because it’s cute when they’re babies, ffs. It’ll develop into a habit you’re going to regret when 1) all your wires are chewed up by the animal who is no longer a baby and, 2) they chew a live wire and are electrocuted. It will be all YOUR own fault.

    Soot Is My God
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was a cat on the news that pretended to chew on their owners charging cord so they would get out of bed. They had the chewing "knom knom nom" noises and even the open mouthed purr-chewing. It was so believable, and it made the owner very scared.

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    Spencer's slave
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup vampire void is awake and hungry

    Ducklord88
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unpopular opinion morbius was a good movie for action movies

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    Louie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everything is going according to plan. Excellent!!

    Shyla Bouche
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks more like he's full of kibble and needs a nap.

    LonelyLittleLeafSheep
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can someone identify this breed? Please tell me this is an Abyssinian kitten (my favorite cat breed; btw I'm allergic and can't have one but love Abyssinians).

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    Stephanie Did It
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please get them all off before they get ingested! A dryer sheet may help with the static.

    LadyKing
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This photo was taken 7 months ago. Your advice is a wee bit late

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    Mark Howell
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just hangin' with the ferret and the dog did it ;o)

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    Louie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And IIIIIIIIIIIIIII…

    C Lawson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Holy cr@p!! That's the exact same thing that popped into my head!! Lol and iiiiiieeeeyiii will always love youooooouuuuuu

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    Phoenix
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I make the same face when I get on the scale too.

    Thegoodboi
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶Oh I just can't waitttttt to be kiiiiing! 🎶

    The Mom
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel ya, every time I get on scales.

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    Lakota Wolf
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is an Oriental Shorthair! I love their humongous ears <3

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    Helena
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, they really went down with the ship

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hi Mom/Dad! We redecorated the condo. You like it?

    Thegoodboi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was going to say...At least they're using it instead of the couch lol

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    R
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was like this when we found it, honest!

    Terry Tobias
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And I thought mine was in bad shape! When my girls were kittens they were so crazy they'd knock it right over. You have no idea how strong kittens are until you hear their cat tree crash to the floor.

    Phil Green
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Running shoes are always at their best just before it's time to chuck them away!

    S. E. in Indiana
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you think it might be time to replace the cat tree? I mean really, come on.

    Ricardo Ferreira
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Fall of the House of the KatUsher

    Lois Reese
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now it's just the way we like it...personalized!

    Manic Mama
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like something my 2 cats would do.

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    Patrick Linnen
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎵 Everyone was Kung-Fu Fighting! 🎵 🎵 Those Cats were Fast as Lightning! 🎵

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    Gwen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We all know that this didn't end well!

    Jude Corrigan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could be a pet rat? Mine used to jump onto me.

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    Lana Lana Banana
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't know sting rays could fly outta water.

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    Gwen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's hope the shark doesn't take the bait!

    Lana Lana Banana
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My favorite part about this is it looks like no heads up is being given by the person behind the camera.

    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is an ooold photoshopped cursed image

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shark: Hey! Quit pissing in my home, I have to live here, ffs!

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    Paul Neff
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Biggest cat I ever did see.....

    R
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have you got a moment to talk about our lord and saviour, Dumbo?

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    Ang Chiyoko/Koharu
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, Helen, why is there no food in my dish?

    Thegoodboi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol definitely looks like a "I need to ask you a question but I already know the answer I just want to hear what you have to say" pose

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    Holly Herr
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This seriously looks like a young human in a cat outfit! Beware the future!!

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    Doctor Strange
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is.... is the lizard starting an onlyfans?

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Little do you know, but Liz here is peeing, deeply and profoundly, on your carpet. Your beige carpet. Might even drop some doo-do to make it look artistic.

    pat hayes
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG! a Komodo!!! run like the wind!

    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a komodo AFAIK, but I've held/touched a black-throated monitor, which is in the same genus as the komodo dragon. Can confirm those chonky thighs feel great to squish XD They're firm, yet with a little softness to them, and the skin tends to be a little loose/slides around over the muscle beneath, so it's sort of like squeezing a chicken thigh through a plastic bag XD It's an interesting sensation! I love all reptiles, but lizards are the best <3

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    Louie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hell yeah! Work it gurl!

    Madison Taylor
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And, they say dinosaurs are extinct..

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    Ang Chiyoko/Koharu
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, Fresh Prince of Bel Air, kitten remix. GO!

    Phoenix
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶In West Philadelphia I was born and raised. Eatin' snackies is how I spent of my days.🎶

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    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's OK little one, you're going to be all right when you're fed, clean, dry and warm.

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like someone became one with their food. Literally.

    KETGZ
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The horror...the horror...

    Ricardo Ferreira
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I was hangry hooman." "Hungry? Angry?" "... both."

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    Procrastinating....
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope this is photoshopped ...this doesn't look OK

    Mark Mark
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    2 years ago

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    Why not, coz it's fat? Why you fat shaming the penguin? Poor penguin doesn't need your judgement, it's just bulking up for the winter.

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    Phil Green
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Terrible Photoshopping! They even missed out his yellow collar! You can see the ice through his neck!

    C Lawson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that just miiight be a shadow, or a variation in the fur color just like the orange is in the white at the top of its belly. Probably still photoshop but I don't think that spot is the smoking gun

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    Huck Finn
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Danny Devito would be proud!

    Seonag Udell
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can we stop calling the penguin fat, we prefer the term plump or tubby

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    Louie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And now, we just wait hehehe

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like they just took a big dump under the bed. (Where the hell,is that smell coming from? Honey, did you fart?)

    S. E. in Indiana
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, you think you run things around here? yes, just keep believing that.

    Phoenix
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That face you make after doing something naughty

    Thegoodboi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What did you do?? "What did I not do heheh"

    Chewie Baron
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do I hear Sid James laughing?

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    Paul Neff
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Karen had asked for the manager, yet was still unprepared to be meeting him....

    Thegoodboi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Shouldn't you purchase a food with...less fat?" Questioned the Judgmental Cat

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    Yeet_girl360
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was an old lady who swallowed a cow. No one knows why she swallowed the cow, but she did it somehow. (I'm tired, lol.)

    Speedgoat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bremen grunge before it was cool.

    Niki A
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Far Side has come to life.... Gary Larson's "Stackable Livestock" is a thing!!!

    Thegoodboi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What we see here is HOW the chicken crossed the road. The reasoning is still up for debate...

    S. E. in Indiana
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The beginning of a Twilight Zone episode.

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    Louie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mooom he’s eating my food again

    Thegoodboi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't kill this rat! Why did you do this to me!?

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    Ang Chiyoko/Koharu
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awww, he looks sweet. He looks like he would walk you home and say hi to ur mom, like a childhood best friend

    LonelyLittleLeafSheep
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sure, that's how it starts, with oohs and aws. Then there's running and screaming!

    S. E. in Indiana
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's right.....just come a little bit closer.

    Chexmy Licks🇯🇵
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he reminds me of my cousin asking my mom if i could go with her to the mall

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    Manic Mama
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    New toothbrush time, and toothbrush case.

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    Jennifer Clark
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Duck is a regular at the pub, and often comes in for a drink.

    Thegoodboi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Duck don't give a fuc

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    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I doubt it's an actual obese chicken. That's not how obese chickens look. Chickens mostly deposit excess fat in their abdomen and in the area between their keel bone and their vent. This chicken is round all around. It's either a good photoshop or an extremely poofy-feathered breed.

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    Kathryn Baylis
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Round. Rotund. Rubenesque, Roly-Poly!

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    Doctor Strange
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is the cat smoking a cigar, Groucho Marx style?

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, if you believe in reincarnation…. Yeah, I know. That’s the most ridiculous remark I ever heard!

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    Louie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cat got more pull than I do. Which isn’t really surprising

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So Fluffy, been tomcattin’ around town again?

    Persephone
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "That's why they call me Fur Daddy"

    S. E. in Indiana
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Keep rubbing girls, that's right. Just a little lower.

    Robin DJW
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's just sick. Poor kitty needs professional help.

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    Liz Clarke
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's got a side quest for you

    Noyfb noyfb
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yoouuuu shaaaall not PAAAAASS !!

    KETGZ
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty sure he is the pet of the girls from the Shining

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    tee-lena
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then they got on your bed and rolled

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey Fluffy? Where ya been? Let me guess.

    Hugh Walter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dusting the Attic . . . mine does that, but he always ends up with the sooty ones wrapped around his whiskers and then rubs them on the cream bedspread!

    Powerful Katrinka
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "You will not believe what I found in the attic!"

    Nurichwersonst
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like he got into a fight with spiderman 😆

    AtMostTheFabulist
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Keep walking. Nothing to see here.

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    S. E. in Indiana
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After the last one left the pouch, she felt so alone.

    Jennik
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Few people realised Skippy had a support bunny.

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    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pelican, you ain’t NEVER gettin’ that capybara off the ground. Make nice with them instead.

    KETGZ
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you sure I can't interest you in a car warranty?

    Pixie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nooo, don't eat friend

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    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You'll feel the love as soon as you let him out

    Paul Neff
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hard to tell from this image. If he enjoys getting out, and figured out this is the means by which getting out happens, then yes, probably loves it. Same way trained indoor dogs get happy when they see a leash.

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    AtMostTheFabulist
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I accept your challenge!!!

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ami I dreaming? Did I really hit the jackpot?

    C Lawson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "The legends were true...and it's all mine!!!"

    Terry Tobias
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So much food... so little time.

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    pineapple87
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You may want to let him have your nuggets before he decides to eat you instead

    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nooo, that's a skink! Skinks are super sweet lizards XD

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    Clearly sunny
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Blue Tongue! I once tried keeping one as a pet and my mum found it in my bed. Didn't get to keep it☹️

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    Paul Neff
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    multi-generational pic, supernatural edition!

    Bored Trash Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i had to do a double take on that...... WTF

    Holly Herr
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What in the heck is the animal in the middle?

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    CD King
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't give cats milk. They are lactose intolerant after weaning from its mother.

    Lynn Morello
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cat Milk. Nawt as gud as da real fing.

    C Lawson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww he's crying over spilled milk :(

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    Ang Chiyoko/Koharu
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Daaaammmmnnnn, thats one buff looking cat. He could flick me to New Zealand

    Louie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bet he gets all the kitties

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    Spencer's slave
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that's a picture from a couple of years ago when the bush fires in Australia were raging and the toilets were the safest place to try and keep the birds safe.

    Manic Mama
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wft are we looking at? Is this the zoo that brought all its animals inside for the duration of a hurricane?

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    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Go ahead. Poop on the sign, Seagull. Come on, I know you want to.

    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oldie but goodie. Photoshop, but pretty obvious so I'm sure that was already known.

    Mark Howell
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kevin was a rebel with a cause ;o)

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    Rebelliousslug
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really wish this was a video and not just a photo. I’m sure this was the cutest little fight ever.

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    C Lawson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great great great grandpa: "Heh?? I thought this was the bathroom" "No you've only lifted a couch cushion!"

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    Jude Corrigan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pelicans will try to eat bl00dy anything!

    imsouravmitra
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's up with these pelicans? I've seen it trying to eat a capybara, a kid, a camera/cameraman. They seriously need to do something..

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    Jennik
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That time Ronnie Coleman accidentally insulted a witch...

    Phoenix
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope he turns into my handsome prince ❤️

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    Ang Chiyoko/Koharu
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh the poor baby!!! This just looks so mean to the poor cat

    Masha(they/them)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why it built like that😭 the legs r so short

    Hugh Walter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If only we could find a way of locking some of the (mostly American) breeders into the bodies of the abominations they are coming up with . . .

    KETGZ
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why the heck is this part of the goblin mode list? She just be hanging out

    seana lammers
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She needs some garters to keep her stockings up

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    HelluvaHedgehogAlien
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doth mine own eyes spy one hairless hamster? Hark!

    Liz Clarke
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a hairless rat. They're rare as pets but are bred to be tested on for cosmetics and skin research. It's really cruel to test on them of course, but not having hair affects their quality of life.

    pineapple87
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think I want to know what that thing is

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    Cookies
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is the most human looking dog

    Ang Chiyoko/Koharu
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the eyes, they're human. Is it a lesser known cousin of Sirius Black? We may never know

    Cricketgeeklol
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what I thought the eyes are soooo human

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    Jennik
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Linda's transformation spell was still glitching slightly and needed more work.

    Frosty
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The uncanny valley kicking in

    Soozie Poozie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg! Looks like a woman I know!!

    Lana Lana Banana
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously. They could do a face swap and you'd never know.

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    Audra Sisler
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This picture has always been so unsettling to me 😳😳😳😳😳

    C Lawson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like Katie Holmes or Andie McDowell. https://images.app.goo.gl/NPYwmUbxHfEfaNkK9

    KETGZ
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The condescension in those eyes!

    Huck Finn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ayoooooo whose mans is this?!?!?!

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    KETGZ
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you ready to catch me?

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    Rens
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I remember correctly the story behind this poor monkey is an absolute tragedy. Tourists feeding him so much junk food...

    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, that is correct, or at least that is what is thought to have happened. "Uncle" or "Uncle Fatty" he was called, just ate everything he was offered. Not a good ending either - he was moved to a rescue and put on a diet, but he just disappeared one day and never returned. He was old for a wild macaque though, and he stopped eating before he disappeared, so he probably died about two years after this picture was taken.

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    Mafia!
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This post... Doesn't belong here. It's by a Photoshop artist who puts cryptids in regular pictures.

    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A lot of pictures don't belong here then, there is a lot of photoshopped stuff here.

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    April Caron
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK. I’ve done some research and this is one of those “know your memes” things. The original artist, Trevor Henderson, created the image in 2019. In 2022, a Reddit user, used the image with the caption, “"Nahhhhh the eternal worm came back for connecticut💀💀😭😭😭,” which is a reference to the Have A Nice Life song "A Quick One Before the Eternal Worm Devours Connecticut” (released in 2008). Take from that what you will… and now you know.

    C Lawson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Until I read the other comments I thought a gull or some other bird dropped an eel on his windshield, now I'm really confused.

    Ba-Na-Na
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I also, would like to know!

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