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Listen to any set by a stand-up comedian and there is almost guaranteed to be a bit about love and relationships, from awkward blind dates to the quirks we experience living together and even the heartache there is something unifying about the bittersweet humor of romantic partnerships. While we all enjoy a good observational joke, it's also important to keep laughter inside the relationship as well, which is something the women on this list know about far too well.

This collection of photos taken by wives and girlfriends prove that a healthy dose of pranking and jokes helps the heart grow fonder or at least keeps a smile on their faces (but happy wife happy life right?) Scroll down below to see all the fun or get some ideas of your own and don't forget to upvote your favs!

#1

My GF Got Me This Card On Valentine’s Day Of This Year Before We Were Officially “Dating.” It Still Makes Me Smile

My GF Got Me This Card On Valentine’s Day Of This Year Before We Were Officially “Dating.” It Still Makes Me Smile

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Coolleen
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's from Emily McDowell, her cards are awesome! https://emilymcdowell.com/

sh
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I gave this card to my "friend" one year for Valentine's! Got it on Etsy.

Kate Swartz
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is the most amazing accurate card for someone just starting to date! Love it!

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Science proves that when it comes to finding the right relationship a sense of humor play a huge role. Professor Jeffrey Hall, a communications studies researcher at the University of Kansas, analyzed 39 studies of over 15,000 participants to find out just how important humor was to relationships. He found that couples who created humor together or had the same sense of humor experienced higher satisfaction

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    #2

    I Asked My Wife To Send Me Some Underwear Pictures, This Is What I Got In Return

    I Asked My Wife To Send Me Some Underwear Pictures, This Is What I Got In Return

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    diane a
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The "come hither" look with those sultry eyes - perfect.

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    Veronica Vatter
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Draw me like one of your French poodles!

    KarmaQueen
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll take that one! What a gorgeous dog and sitting there so pretty in the underwear.

    ChiveChilly
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not what I was going for, but you know what, I needed this more!

    Yolie V.
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When the dog can take a better Tinder profile pic than you

    Den Star
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a weim too, they are so awesome!

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    #3

    My Boyfriend Loves Pasta, So I Sent Him These To Apologise After An Argument

    My Boyfriend Loves Pasta, So I Sent Him These To Apologise After An Argument

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    NCC-1701
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read this in Mario from the video games voice

    My O My
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bet she spent ages. So cute

    Jessica A
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow! So many puns! Love it!! <3

    Vic
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey we don't get pasta alphabets my place.. No fair!!

    Monika Soffronow
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is inspired! I hope they managed to work it through.

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    Hall says that playfulness, such as jokes and pranks, are key building blocks in lasting relationship. It bonds the couple and creates security between partners. What these findings mean are that if you see couples who frequently laugh or play around with each other it is more than likely that these are the people who will stand the test of time.

    #4

    It Was A Trap

    It Was A Trap

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    Mads Sly
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Congratulations! It's a boy! Did you know that peacocks scream like a dying seagull?

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wife has the cutest, happiest face though.

    Amy Smith
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That Peacock looks almost as unamused as he does

    Xoxo
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I NEED an after pic for her first time hearing that freak screech in the middle of the night! Grandpa had a neighbor who bred them.

    CultOfBambi
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Peacocks are incredibly loud mofos. I wish you both luck!

    JessG
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess if it's a livestock auction, they live somewhere pretty rural. I hope so anyway, cuz that sure would p**s off the neighbors

    Kaisu Rei
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lovely addition to the family

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    #5

    Moments After Giving Birth A Mother Laughs Hysterically At Her Husband Who Just Fainted At The Sight Of Their Newborn Son, 1986

    Moments After Giving Birth A Mother Laughs Hysterically At Her Husband Who Just Fainted At The Sight Of Their Newborn Son, 1986

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    Bumble
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This picture is gold. I bet it comes out at every dinner party, every celebration- hell I would get it out for every delivery guy or meter reader!

    Leo Domitrix
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My spouse passed out when I said I needed a pregnancy *test*...

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It kind of looks like the baby is laughing too.

    HoffLensMetalHedLovesAnimalsUK
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mate fainted, he is 6'5 and built like a fridge and he collapsed the bed, his missus wasn't laughing and neither were the nurses.

    Max L.
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ah, HE fainted ? I bet she laughs

    okpkpkp
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me. 1977. Nurse says, "Oh, you can see the baby's head". I grab the edge of the bed and wall and ease back into my seat. Nurse says, "Oh if you're going to react like that, you cannot come into the delivery room"... I sat in the waiting room, chain-smoking. Yes, one could smoke in hospitals way back then. I have since quit. Kids, please don't smoke. (It was a boy, now 41)

    Nikki D
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently my dad fainted when he saw the amniocentesis needle!

    Hans
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like the small one joins in. :)

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    Are they laughing with you or are they laughing at you? While we all tease the ones we love from time to time, it's important that they are in on the joke. Having the humor match is possible, and researcher Hall says that it is important not to make your SO the butt of the joke. "Having an aggressive sense of humor is a bad sign for the relationship in general, but it is worse if the style of humor is used in the relationship," he said to Business Insider. "If you think that your partner tells mean-spirited jokes, then it's likely you've seen that firsthand in your relationship."

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    #6

    My Salute To Calvin And Hobbes, My Husband Thinks I Need Therapy

    My Salute To Calvin And Hobbes, My Husband Thinks I Need Therapy

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    Bob Beltcher
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you ever get divorced, please find me. These were my favorite strip. I loved the one with the hot water bottle on its head committing suicide lol.

    Hidden Memes
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agreed. The crash-test dummy, and Will Tell are some of my favorites. Of course, let's not forget the Killer Deranged Mutant Monster Snow Goons. (I think I got that right)

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    KarmaQueen
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my daughters best friend did this at their house. Got a kick out of it.

    Cody Eriksen
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Girl, us girls gotta get a beer together!

    Elizabeth Butler
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I absolutely adore Calvin and Hobbes and Calvin's horror snowmen

    Anthony Cornish
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife asked me to decorate the Xmas cake. I put in a line of fir trees. In front of the line Santa´s sleigh had turned over and the presents scattered on the snow. There were drips of cochineal leading to behind the trees where Santa was face down in a large pool of cochineal. She said that I was ill.

    Rose
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    @Anthony Cornish- lmao - you're the kind of ill that makes you a keeper!

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    Hidden Memes
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some of my favorite Calvin and Hobbes comic strips are ones involving snowmen.

    Brittany Tarazewich-Cadden
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My kids and I make a zombie snowman every year! This year he had brains seeping out, his ribcage exposed and his entrails hanging out. It was amazing.

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've always wanted to do this!

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    #7

    My Wife Said When I Pass She Would Go The Extra Mile To Give Me The Burial I Deserve...

    My Wife Said When I Pass She Would Go The Extra Mile To Give Me The Burial I Deserve...

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    Dani
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your wife is hilarious! Best one!

    Night Owl
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a savage! But still funny

    Ellie Scott ⭐️
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my gosh, I just spat out my coffee laughing too much !

    Nicola Lagonigro
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funeral homes are such a ripoff. Cremation and ashes scattered where your loved one wants to be, that's the way to go.

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    Men and women both value laughter in relationships, but in different ways. One study asked 129 students to indicate how they responded to humor and how they wished their humor was received. For women the importance of having a partner make them laugh and someone who understood their humor were equal, whereas for men they mostly just cared that their partner laughed at their jokes.

    #8

    My Girlfriend Left Me A Note

    My Girlfriend Left Me A Note

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    Pepper Pots
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    dam this so cute, I wonder if I can steal it, I got a few cacti of my own

    Pumbaa
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This pun never gets old :'D

    Lu
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dirty cactus talk is the best

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    #9

    My Wife Gave Me This Bob Ross Book. This Photo Was Inside

    My Wife Gave Me This Bob Ross Book. This Photo Was Inside

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    KarmaQueen
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you sure it is not Bob Ross's?

    Jo Bebe
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny I wouldn't have looked in the book for quite a while, lucky you found them....

    spacemanfromthe80s
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Marriage looks like a fine idea here on bored Panda

    Lizzie the Crayon
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was a kid yesterday at the store buying a box of colouring crayons (duh, what else would they be for,) and he was wearing a Bob Ross wig. The sadbpart is i knew that kid...

    Lily Dennard
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when the kid grows up and sees this

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    Many studies prove overwhelmingly back the idea that humor is a top priority for women in a potential mate. Psychology Today posted a study on their blog that discovered women were more likely to give their phone number to a man who joked around a lot with them than to one who didn't. These funny guys were also perceived to be more attractive, smart and sociable.

    #10

    My Wife, A Venezuelan Smartass

    My Wife, A Venezuelan Smartass

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    Coco
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What kind of arsehole says that to his wife anyway??

    Laura Rudgers
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think he is a smartass, as well...

    Dawn Soehren
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    not in North Dakota we don't.....Ja, Ja betcha

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    #11

    Sitting On The Couch With A Headache And An Ice Pack On My Head When My Girlfriend Tells Me Not To Move

    Sitting On The Couch With A Headache And An Ice Pack On My Head When My Girlfriend Tells Me Not To Move

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    Bumble
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trump doing his drunk tweeting.

    CultOfBambi
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For a second I thought that was Trump - but his toenails would be gnarled, orange and crusty, like his soul.

    Donut Angel
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Donald... Is that really you? It is! Gosh I really hate you

    Analyn Lahr
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's disturbing. I would have screamed if I saw that shadow in my house.

    Donut Angel
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have grabbed my shoe and chased him out the house screaming Spanish at him for no reason

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    Cindy Crowell
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    GET OUT OF THE HOUSE, HE'S TWEETING FROM THE EXTENSION!!

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one still makes me laugh.

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    Humor is not just for attracting a mate but for keeping one. A study with 3,000 married couples from five countries found that both parties in the partnership were overall happier with a funny partner. This was more important to the wives for marital satisfaction, but both believed it was a key component. It should also be noted that the husbands and wives both noted that the husband humorous more frequently (that's just what we want them to think).

    #12

    Telehubbies. My Old Colleague Was Having A BBQ With Friends And His Wife Captured The Perfect Moment. Sorry, Trey

    Telehubbies. My Old Colleague Was Having A BBQ With Friends And His Wife Captured The Perfect Moment. Sorry, Trey

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    Hans
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even the same bellies as the tubbies...

    Martha Meyer
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The most impressive thing here is that they are all equally rotund.

    Analyn Lahr
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of only the dude orange had been wearing yellow, it would have been perfect.

    ThatRandomMofo
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are the telly tubbies now. Feel old yet?

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    #13

    My GF Sent Me This While I Was On The Toilet

    My GF Sent Me This While I Was On The Toilet

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    Hans
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are yearningly awaited!

    Xoxo
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They only tolerate you. The ones in my house have both paws under the door, and scream until I'm done.

    NWB
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it doesnt stop if you have kids, you get cats, dogs and kids hounding you at the door!

    KarmaQueen
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What would be even better is if you were sending one to her with the cat's paws under the door.

    Kristin Malliet
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If there’s a closed door, we want in...until you let us in. Then we want out.

    Henry Walker
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am still disturbed that you have your phone in the bathroom

    sharron lynn parsons
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me too, our pets can't understand why the door is closed !!!

    Kate Swartz
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I don't let Mine in they rip up the carpet. Door stays open always now :)

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    Laughter is an aphrodisiac for women. Studies have shown that women with humorous partners have stronger orgasms than women with more series partners. Women with funnier partners also were found to initiate sex more often and have it in greater frequency.

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    #14

    My Wife's New Hand Towel

    My Wife's New Hand Towel

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    Chris Rü
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He: "Thank you! I am pretty"

    Jennine Paul
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If only my husband knew how to use a dishtowel, maybe he'd read this.

    Victoria Rey Piuma
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every man who listens to this towel will have an awesome life. Seriously. I am not kidding.

    Michelle Dodson
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahaha! Even after 11 years, my hubby will bring his dishes into the kitchen as I'm cleaning up, he throws his napkin away, kisses me on the cheek and says "thank you" - for a great dinner, boiling the water for Top Ramen or sometimes for picking up the pizza. Every. Single. Night. Pretty darn sweet!

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    #15

    My Wife Found These Socks In Target Today. My Whole Life Has Led To This Moment

    My Wife Found These Socks In Target Today. My Whole Life Has Led To This Moment

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    Spider-Man
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *the matrix music in background*

    Baked Panda
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please tell me you have the hat too ❤❤❤

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So he's secretly a lumberjack and he's okay?

    Lars Lasersson
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had I not found this comment, I would have written it myself.

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    Dawn Soehren
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ooooo the socks even have green eyes. Totally cool dude!

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    #16

    One Of My Friends Gave Her Husband A Cake To Let Him Know They're Expecting

    One Of My Friends Gave Her Husband A Cake To Let Him Know They're Expecting

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    Kjorn
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i know it's probably a joke but it's stunned me when i see people really doing the pull out technic.

    Random Panda
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Weird thing is it works (sometimes). A good friend of mine used that with her boyfriend for two years. Then they got married, wanted kids and she got pregnant immediately (both times). Turns out she's very fertile and the two of them are insanely lucky. Life is weird.

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    Martha Meyer
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That cake has a very scary colour!

    julie herndon
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a giant choc chip cookie to me!

    KCN
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have cackled out loud if I wasn't at work!

    LazyPanda
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    #17

    My Wife Has Been Waiting For 2 Days For Me To Open Fridge

    My Wife Has Been Waiting For 2 Days For Me To Open Fridge

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    Vic
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is hilarious..

    Ben Steinberg
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have that same fridge. I wonder if their ice-maker broke too. Really shi**y fridge.

    Kate Swartz
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have this fridge at work! The ice maker no longer works and we bought a separate ice machine! I feel your pain

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    Johanna-Nicollette Kidd
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No wonder the milk went bad, Im surprised it didnt hunt you down&stab you in your sleep

    Ana M
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

    diane a
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It probably has after all this time

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    #18

    My Girlfriend Tried To Entice Me To Get Out Of Bed. I'm Ashamed To Say It Worked

    My Girlfriend Tried To Entice Me To Get Out Of Bed. I'm Ashamed To Say It Worked

    AberrantConductor Report

    nanashi
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no mortal is strong enough to resist that

    Withnail
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here lovey lovey! Who's a good lovely?

    Kim Mahood
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha, there I thought they were supposed to be petals leading him into bed 😋

    Shika Louis
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Husband:God has finally answered my prayers * sees wife putting pringles on floor* Husband: The gift that keeps on giving . Thank you God! Now for all my other demands...

    Meowton Mewsk
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would work for me too. CHIPSSSS. Or crisps to you weirdos across the pond.

    Johanna-Nicollette Kidd
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here boy, here...When the chips are down your about to drown in the flavour...

    Maryse Delacoure
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have to check that with my dear half c:

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    #19

    Girlfriend Said She Would Take A Pic Of Me Outside The Emirates Stadium

    Girlfriend Said She Would Take A Pic Of Me Outside The Emirates Stadium

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    Chris Jones
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I suspect it's a popular shot for many.

    Vic
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The billboard in the background doesn't help.

    Steve Richardson
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you get lost on the way to a proper club's stadium?

    Osprey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After 15 minutes trying to make a**e make sense, I had to Google it and the answer is ARSE-emgen...4cbe88.jpg ARSE-emgen2-64289814cbe88.jpg

    Johanna-Nicollette Kidd
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perfect, states how many females feel at different times...

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    #20

    Marriage Is About Sharing (Almost) Everything

    Marriage Is About Sharing (Almost) Everything

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    FreckledFox
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd be the pain in the butt who would turn that lid around.

    Bored Moogle
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn right you stay out of my carrot cake! I'll fight you over carrot cake.

    Sara Dias
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would do this to my husband but if I had already eaten my part and he takes too long (more than a day) to eat his, I will eat it too.

    Den Star
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That must be delicious af cake. I'll be right back. I gotta run to Sprouts real quick.

    Grace Cangialosi
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LoL, my first thought, too. I think it's Carrot Picnic Cake.

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    Liz Sahlin Johansson
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks for the tip!!! I will use that on my husband! He eats anything and EVERYTHING!!! Does seldom levees even scrapes even if no one else had their share yet.

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    #21

    My Friends Grandma's House. She Put A Magazine Cut Out Of Leonardo DiCaprio Over Her Late (Not So Nice) Husband's Face. The 80+ Year Old's Version Of Photoshop

    My Friends Grandma's House. She Put A Magazine Cut Out Of Leonardo DiCaprio Over Her Late (Not So Nice) Husband's Face. The 80+ Year Old's Version Of Photoshop

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    Hans Felsh (TheRealMoleman)
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone should send this to the actual Leonardo DiCaprio and try to get him to go see her and pose for a real photo. Bet it would make her year (if not more!)

    Hans
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clever, but, if you think of the background, truly sad.

    Kate Swartz
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a Pretty epic Cut and paste if you ask me! Hell yes granny.

    BrokenFlame
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The girl kinda reminds me of Princess Leia.

    Janis Wise
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hell, she did a good job with such primitive tools like scissors and magazines.

    Gracie Mae
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i've done that before on some old-timey pics we had taken as a blended family--covered his & his kids faces with cut-outs of my own kids (copies from the same pic). My kids never noticed until I pointed it out years later! (not done in anger or anything, the photo was just too nice to pack away or throw out)

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    #22

    My Girlfriend Showed Up To A Party For My Birthday Dressed As Me

    My Girlfriend Showed Up To A Party For My Birthday Dressed As Me

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    DP von Icecream
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great, now he can indeed go "screw" himself ;-)

    My O My
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you for the lough! 😂😂😂

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    KarmaQueen
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty darn good job. Could pass for brothers

    Emily😜♥
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    its bad she looks like you more than you do

    Hans
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But why did she take a picture of you and your androgynous twin brother?

    Sam Leigh
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok - doppelgänger time again! Zac Bagans - you devil chasing bastard!

    Baked Panda
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again I say marry her ❤👍❤

    OI Loi
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I honestly couldn't tell which is which for like five minutes. I had to stare hard

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    #23

    My Wife Just Texted Me This Picture Of Our Cat Playing Behind The TV

    My Wife Just Texted Me This Picture Of Our Cat Playing Behind The TV

    FutonSpecialOps Report

    Night Owl
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lovely wife. Don't see any cat, through

    Aileen
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah could someone point it out to me? That would be great thx.😂

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    Hans
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would like to see the picture of the cat! Why did you post a selfie? You have beautiful eyes, by the way.

    Janis Wise
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You uh sure she’s playing? That doesn’t look like “playing face”.

    MCathenaE
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My ferret did this, then pushed the monitor over. He now owes me $300...

    Johanna-Nicollette Kidd
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bwhahahahahaha...00ps, I just fell off my chair

    okpkpkp
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't think the cat is "playing", lol.

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    #24

    Trying To Be An Adult And Read A Scientific Paper And Your Wife Does This

    Trying To Be An Adult And Read A Scientific Paper And Your Wife Does This

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    Monika Soffronow
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Come on Rowling, take up the challenge!

    julie herndon
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's all FICTION! NO CLIMATE CHANGE just normal natural changes in the weather year in year out. Get used 2 it!

    Janis Wise
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She just made it a helluva lot more fun though didn’t she? Thank you.

    Steve Cruz
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She who should not be shamed!

    Donald Holder
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I gave up after ... Influence of....

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    #25

    I Asked My GF To Make Me A Country Style Breakfast And This Is What I Got

    I Asked My GF To Make Me A Country Style Breakfast And This Is What I Got

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    Hans
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not only does this look extremely well prepared, it also looks delicious...and healthy. I am hungry now.

    Jammy Tee
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    6 years ago

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    The egg looks chemically altered for the taste/presentation. That is not the natural colour of the yolk.

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    Pamela24
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, this is some proper talent!

    hashwadoobies
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    6 years ago

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    It's literally just some cheap frozen broccoli, I have no idea what the other stuff is.... tomatoes, quinoa and parmesan? and an egg that was dropped into a cookie cutter. Yes the moose egg makes it look cool but its a really talentless meal.

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    Bill
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every breakfast place in Maine wants a set of the cookie cutters

    Xoxo
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Asked my girlfriend to make me a sandwich and she handed me a piece of bread with a dab of peanut butter on it. Count your blessings

    Carol Emory
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have put it on a plate with Brad Paisley's picture on it.... She could have also made any breakfast from any country outside theirs because he never specified the country.

    RitaGG
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's actually pretty clever! Whoever downvoted you is missing the joke.

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    glowworm2
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That moose looks delicious!

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    #26

    Life Of Luxury

    Life Of Luxury

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    Ry Keener
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This spa works wonders! You look younger already!

    Bored Fox
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That happens if Deadpool loses his head.

    Ellie
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Airheads gone backwards

    Ryo Bakura
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That baby's nails are on fleek!

    Esther
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I honestly had to look twice

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    #27

    I Went To Goodwill And Now I'm Counting Down The Minutes Until My Boyfriend Comes Home

    I Went To Goodwill And Now I'm Counting Down The Minutes Until My Boyfriend Comes Home

    spockgiirl Report

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd be terrified if I saw Austin Powers using my bathroom.

    Lana Reid
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If i saw Austin Powers in mine, I'd refuse to set foot in any bathroom at all

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    Kate Swartz
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes! This would be the best thrift store find ever... yea baby, yea

    Steve Cruz
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Judging from the bathroom, I suspect this home is filled with grooooovy goods!

    Janis Wise
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So he goes rushing in to pee and screams like a girl and pees, standing right there, two feet from the can.

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    #28

    My Wife Got Me A New Cutting Board

    My Wife Got Me A New Cutting Board

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    ADHORTATOR
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife does it all the time, so I wrote a "NO!" in huge letters on it :-)

    KarmaQueen
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Drives me crazy when I see cuts in my counter top. Of course "Not me" and "I don't know" did it.

    Rebekah
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    2019 Christmas idea #1.

    Just Tina
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure why you got a thumbs down so I gave you a thumbs up. I'd also give that as a Xmas pressie to my partner lol

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    A B C
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get people who cut on the countertop. It ruins the surface, make the wood beneath soak and bulge, and you can't easily exchange it. Or it's a stone countertop, then you "only" ruin your knives. Why???

    Jessica A
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, this is cute, but, seriously, if my S.O. cooked (i.e. need for cutting things on the counter!), I'd be THRILLED

    Sam Leigh
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You will find yourself being driven insane going round and round the engraving tioo.

    Kizito
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Phew! So I'm not the only one.

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    #29

    My Wife Sent Me Our Son's Music Results With The Comment "I Can Think Of, Like, 7 Ex-Boyfriends Who Needed A Scoresheet Like This"

    My Wife Sent Me Our Son's Music Results With The Comment "I Can Think Of, Like, 7 Ex-Boyfriends Who Needed A Scoresheet Like This"

    not2dopey Report

    Hans
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just imagine: "Mom, I did a private class with my music teacher today! She said my hand position was good and I fingered with only a few errors. My tonguing could be better though, as I did not match her rhyth. There were only some sounds, too."

    Mads Sly
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There used to be a Terry Wogan skit series called Janet and John which did this exact thing; take a common situation and turn the vocabulary into innuendo

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    Withnail
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your wife is a savage! 😂

    Steve Cruz
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This same test could be used for Applied Sex Education!

    MK Unicorn (MAGGIE)
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wait... 'recorder playing test rubric' you're telling me people actually teach recorder?

    My O My
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does this sheet even exist? Did nobody notice??

    Lily Dennard
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was meant for a different boy in her life

    Victoria Rey Piuma
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes..... me too! This is hilariously inappropriate!

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    #30

    My Wife Is 39 Weeks Pregnant And Really Wants To See Deadpool 2

    My Wife Is 39 Weeks Pregnant And Really Wants To See Deadpool 2

    SolidAsSnake Report

    Hans
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You mean Pregpool?

    Ryo Bakura
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ryan Reynolds really lets himself go when he's between movies.

    Christine Ladyman
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At 39 weeks, I hope she didn't go into labour. ...she'd never get out of that suit in time!

    RitaGG
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a struggle to have to take that off every hour to pee!

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think you are seeing Deadpool 2.

    Jovita A
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    https://www.boredpanda.com/funny-online-shopping-fails-expectation-reality/?cexp_id=16523&cexp_var=26&_f=featured , hehe looks like same outfit from this list :D

    Kate Swartz
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wear this to delivery for some Epic memories

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