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178 Dogs Who Don’t Understand How BIG They Are And Think They’re Lap Dogs (Add Yours)
All dogs start as small adorable puppies that perfectly fit in our laps. But they grow. They grow fast. And sometimes, they grow really big. But that doesn’t stop them from curling up in the best place in the whole world - on you.
Do you have dogs that are not quite as small as they believe? Share pictures here!
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#1
My Mom's Big Baby
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#3
Paddy Our 18 Month Newfoundland Just Wants To Be Cuddled!
Final score:
154points
#4
Lap Dog
#5
I'm Under There Somewhere...
Final score:
152points
#6
This Is Lincoln, He's Bigger Than My Wife
#7
She Firmly Believes She's A Lap Dog...
#9
My Parents Have 3 Great Danes That All Love Sit On My Dad's Lap And Often Fight Over It. This Is The Only Time They'll Ever Do This
#10
He Decided That He Identifies As A Lap Dog
#11
Once A Lap Dog, Always A Lap Dog
#12
Two Months Off The Race Track And My Adopted Greyhound Is Still Trying To Understand What Being A Lap Dog Is All About
#14
Would You Mind?
#15
Irish Wolf Hound Puppy
#16
I Found Me A Lap Dog
#17
He Doesn't Believe In Personal Space
#18
The Irish Wolfhoud, A Perfect Bed Buddy
Katinka Min 8 years ago
Awwww.... They are so beautiful! It is such heartbreaking, that they don't get to live to an old age.
#19
My Friend's Parent's Absurdly Large Dog
#20
My Friends Malamute Thinks He's A Lap Dog
#21
Gentle Giant
#22
Me And My 1 Year And 4 Month Old Puppy Thor
#24
There Is A 12 Year Old In Under Him. Booty Overflow
#25
He Thinks He's Still A Lap Puppy
#26
This Puppy Still Thinks He's A Lap Dog. Otis The 90 Lb 7 Month Old Newf Pup!
#27
The Police Wanted To Put Down This Dog Because He Was "A Danger To People". He's Really Just A Big Baby
Priscilla Herrera 8 years ago
Well I am glad you saw past the label and adopted this beautiful baby <3
#28
When Your Dog Thinks He's A Lap Dog And You Don't Have The Heart To Tell Him No
#30
The Perks Of Owning A Great Dane Mix
#31
This Is How My Dog Sits On My Lap. (She Thinks She's People)
#32
He Thinks He's A Lap Dog
#33
Leo One Of Our Danes Sits Like This Every Night, Poor Dad!
Final score:
55points
#34
My Friends Giant Dog. Seriously, GIANT
#35
Lap Dog, Lap Cat, Just Enjoy The Shine And Don't Care About Haters. Be What You Are!
Final score:
53points
#36
No Concept Of Personal Space. If He Wants To Sit There, He Is Going To Try To Sit There, No Matter What
#37
She Isn't A Baby Anymore, But She's Still My Lap Dog... I'm 6 1/2 Feet Tall
#38
7 Month Old 70lb German Shepherd Who Thinks He's A Lap Puppy
Final score:
51points
#39
Thinks He's A Lap Dog
#41
My Very Own Lap Dog
Priscilla Herrera 8 years ago
I can only imagine the amount of drool that beautiful baby produces! Lol! Too cute!!
#42
Before Meeting Bella, Sid Never Knew What A Lap Dog Was. Now He Has Decided He Is A Lapdog As Well
#43
Lovely Smile
#44
Your Cats Have Nothing On Hank
#45
Our 11-Month-Old, 130 Pound Lap Dog Simba
#46
My Dad And His 8 Month Old Lapdog
#47
My Moosie. Still A Little Guy At Heart Even Though He's 160lbs
Final score:
40points
#48
How A Great Dane Rides In The Car
#50
What Do You Mean I'm Not A Lapdog
#51
This Is Axl. He Thinks He's A Lap Dog And This Is How He Greets When I Come Home From College
#52
Tonka Is One Huge F*cking Dog
#53
Happy National Dogs Day To Our Favorite
#55
He Thinks He's A Lapdog...
#56
Roscoe Honey, You're Not A Lap Dog
#57
When Your Great Dane Thinks He's A Lap Dog
#58
My Lap Dog
#59
He May Be Just A Little Bit Large To Be A Lap Dog
Shannon Reddington 3 years ago
What you actually have there, is a polar bear, cleverly disguised as a giant Floof Monster.
#60
Meet Bailey, Our 130 Pound Lap Dog
#61
Sometimes She Has Problems Recognising Personal Space
#62
Our Little Lap Dog
#63
She Sits On My Lap Every Time She Sees Me
Final score:
25points
#65
Not As Small As He Believes
#66
In Honor Of Take Your Dog To Work Day, Meet Our 130 Pound Lap Dog
#67
He Thinks He Is A Lap Dog
Valley Girl 8 years ago
Very sweet! I had a German shepherd-lab mix who sat on me all the time.
#68
My Pup Is Convinced She Is A Lap Dog
#70
She Firmly Believes She's A Lap Dog...
#71
105 Lbs Lap Dog
#74
Once My Baby Always My Baby. I've Had Him Since He Was 20lbs And He's Currently 110 And Growing
Final score:
21points
Danny Rook 7 years ago
Yep Rotties grow so quick. 1 year old and 35 kilos so still acts like a pup lol. 27752057_1...ab00a5.jpg 
#75
Once A Lap Dog, Always A Lap Dog
#76
He Also Thinks He's A Lap Dog And I'm 6'3" And 240 Lbs
#77
This Dog Was Too Cute To Not Share. She Jumped Right On My Lap
#79
When Grandpa Is Your Favourite Person
#80
Buried By An Avalanche
Final score:
19points
#81
He Only Weighs 250 Pounds… To Her 120!
Final score:
17points
#84
Meet Rupert The Giant
#85
Not As Big As Most Dogs On Here But Still Too Big For A Lap Dog :)
Final score:
16points
#86
These Two Are My Dad And My Boxerdog Max Who Recently Passed Away
Final score:
15points
#87
Troy Forgot That He Was 175lbs
#90
My Favorite Place To Sit Is On My Sisters Laps
Shinomi Chan 8 years ago
Is the red part his eyes or skin? because if eyes, then I hope he's alright ;_;
#91
Biggest Lap Dog Out There
#92
He Started As A Meatball, Now He Is A Meatloaf!
Final score:
14points
#94
My Friend's Dog Still Thinks He's A Lap Dog. My Friend Is 6'3" For Size Comparison
#95
Cupcake Thinks He's A Lap Dog
#96
My Lap Dog! He Doesn't Know How Big He Really Is
#98
Isabelle Our Dane Watching TV With Dad
Final score:
13points
#100
Trust Is Everything
Final score:
13points
#105
Daddy's Boy! Loki Our Saluki/Greyhound - 27 Kilos Of Cuddles!
Final score:
11points
#107
When She Gets Scared, She Thinks She's A Lap Dog
#113
Best Buds And A Beer
Final score:
10points
#116
Help!!! Sos! Save Me!!!!
Final score:
10points
#122
Our Long Larry Loved To Lie On Us
Final score:
8points
#123
The Recliner Hadn't Given In... So Everything Must Be Fine Here..
Final score:
7points
#126
Henderson Trying To Steal My Seat
Final score:
6points
#128
50 Kg Giant Schnauzer, Sitting On My Dads Lap (left), And On Top Of Me (right) Just Watching Tv
Final score:
6points
Devi Luthfiah 8 years ago
Maybe it's because he wouldn't fit sits alone, so he sits on his humans lap..
#131
Jd (jack Daniels) The Best Warm And Fuzzy A Mommy Can Get!
Final score:
6points
#132
Being Afraid Of Water Isn't Important When There's A Lap To Be Sat On!
Final score:
6points
#135
Love Him To Death!!!
Final score:
5points
#136
... And If You Don't Let Them They Don't Understand Why.
Final score:
5points
#140
I'm Under Her But My Face Looks Funny Bcus I Couldn't Breathe... This Is An Everyday Thing. ..
Final score:
5points
#141
When Your Great Bernard Thinks Your Body Is A Pillow.
Final score:
5points
#147
My Partners Under There Somewhere 🙈 Roxamute Thinking Shes Smaller Than She Is Lol Malamutey Problems ❤🐶
Final score:
4points
#158
Bruno (the Mastiff) Thinks He's A Lap Dog Just Like Harley.
Final score:
3points
#159
I Have A Huge L-shaped Couch But All 3 Dogs Must Be Touching Me. Cat Is Usually Behind My Head But You Can Glimpse A Piece Of Her To My Right.
Final score:
3points
#160
Samir - Our Dogo Argentino - Consider Himself The "big Brother" And He Must Cuddle Up Wherever Is Robert...
Final score:
3points
#161
Kiki Almost Two And Still Needs To Lay On Me (and Deny Zeus Use Of The Couch Too)
Final score:
3points
#165
Any Of The Three Will Plop In Your Lap Whenever They Feel Like It.
Final score:
2points
#170
Our Granddog, King. 125 Lbs Of Italian Cane Corso Who Thinks He's A Tiny Baby.
Final score:
2points
#173
I Think Kaizer Deserves A Spot On This. He's Only 8 Months Old On Here.
Final score:
1point
#175
Not Sitting In Dad's Lab, But On Food Stuhl Face To Face...
Final score:
0points
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John L 8 years ago
Its a shame these guys don't live that long, while the little fellows give about 50% more mileage. :(
mocochang 8 years ago
true, many large breeds have life spans of around 8 years, some less, it's so sad :(
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Adriana Coppage 4 years ago
my Newfoundland puppy (132 lb.) is adorable and whenever we visit my parents the dog dashes upstairs to visit my dad (paralyzed from the waist down after serving during 9 11) and jumps onto my father. My dad is a very strong man so he does not really care and he just smiles as my huge puppy sits on his lap. It is amazing to watch.
Adriana Coppage 4 years ago
BITCH THESE ARE NOT FAKE YOU ASSHOLE I HAVE A NEWFIE AND THIS S**T HAPPENS I WILL BITCH SLAP YOU
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Ashley Fernandes 8 years ago
Moral of this story is...if you have a lap...and any part of the dog is in said lap....you have a lap dog.
Adriana Coppage 4 years ago
no. the moral of the story is: YOU DONT GET TO DECIDE IF THE DOG IS A LAP DOG THE DOG DOES (oops sry my dog pressed all caps with his nose lmao)
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Adriana Coppage 4 years ago
WHO IS DOWNVOTING THESE THEY ARE SHOWING YOU A CUTE DOG
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Sofie Agni 7 years ago
Now I really want one of these dogs! I have a golden retriever, but I really want a bigger dog!
Ejeta Kevwe 8 years ago
A lot of device users makes use of the internet. http://www.kikguru.com/tunnelbear/
John L 8 years ago
Its a shame these guys don't live that long, while the little fellows give about 50% more mileage. :(
mocochang 8 years ago
true, many large breeds have life spans of around 8 years, some less, it's so sad :(
Load More Replies... Adriana Coppage 4 years ago
my Newfoundland puppy (132 lb.) is adorable and whenever we visit my parents the dog dashes upstairs to visit my dad (paralyzed from the waist down after serving during 9 11) and jumps onto my father. My dad is a very strong man so he does not really care and he just smiles as my huge puppy sits on his lap. It is amazing to watch.
Adriana Coppage 4 years ago
BITCH THESE ARE NOT FAKE YOU ASSHOLE I HAVE A NEWFIE AND THIS S**T HAPPENS I WILL BITCH SLAP YOU
Load More Replies... Ashley Fernandes 8 years ago
Moral of this story is...if you have a lap...and any part of the dog is in said lap....you have a lap dog.
Adriana Coppage 4 years ago
no. the moral of the story is: YOU DONT GET TO DECIDE IF THE DOG IS A LAP DOG THE DOG DOES (oops sry my dog pressed all caps with his nose lmao)
Load More Replies... Adriana Coppage 4 years ago
WHO IS DOWNVOTING THESE THEY ARE SHOWING YOU A CUTE DOG
Load More Replies... Sofie Agni 7 years ago
Now I really want one of these dogs! I have a golden retriever, but I really want a bigger dog!
Ejeta Kevwe 8 years ago
A lot of device users makes use of the internet. http://www.kikguru.com/tunnelbear/
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