Various ‘Life Truths’ Gen X’ers Were Told As Kids Turned Out To Be Utter Nonsense, Like These 30
The modern world is incredibly fast, not only because today we can literally get to anywhere in the world in a day, or even less. Not only because of the speed at which we consume content, moving from two-hour movies through ten-minute YouTube videos to minute-long TikTok shorts. The speed of the modern world also lies in how quickly knowledge becomes obsolete.
Indeed, experience is becoming outdated, and what a couple of decades ago was considered unshakable worldly wisdom is now perceived as a funny absurdity. And, for example, Gen X'ers in various viral online threads like this recall examples of such outdated and baseless things from their childhood with humor and nostalgia.
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You won’t always walk around with a calculator in your pocket.
We're also walking around with a phone, a phone book, an address book, a clock, an alarm, a stopwatch, a timer, a library, a stereo, a gaming console, a newspaper, a word processor, a photo album, interactive maps...
Maybe that's what they meant, we won't always be walking around with *just* a calculator in our pockets. 🙄
Load More Replies...You just better hope your device is working properly. Would you know if you calculated some numbers wrong?
The smartphone is a marvel of science. In the American History Museum in Washington DC, there is a room filled gadgets and and appliances that can all fit on a smartphone.
To begin with, even when we couldn't walk around with a calculator in our pockets, how many times have we been out in the wilderness, and our life depended on what 32587.13 x 2.2567 was?
I had to unlearn everything i was taught about the age of exploration, and american history in general.
We had a serious problem with making heroes out of powerful, and very flawed, individuals while minimizing the experiences and suffering of others
Great history teachers teach you how to think for yourself and drawn your own conclusion even if it's not popular. If you think you need to "unlearn" history at any point, then your history teachers failed you.
Well, unfortunately, the public school system in general Has failed Americans, the c**p that they taught in the history books that we had that Glossed over the atrocities committed throughout history, and then I think the others after us even had it worse with the standardized testing so teachers can even teach what they want to teach. I just have to teach how to take tests, which sucks and doesn’t teach critical thinking and man, some people are lacking in it severely.
Load More Replies...A classic hero is someone who possesses characteristics that separate them from their contemporaries. It doesn't mean they should be worshiped, faultless, or accepted blindly. Hercules had to complete his 12 labors because he killed his family. We should all be ashamed of the way Thomas Jefferson treated black people but his actions to bring about democracy was a heroic milestone in the history of this world. To reject him outright is throwing the baby out with the bathwater by rejecting all the good things he did because of the other filth involving him. That filth should not be ignored but we need to teach our children about flawed people who still accomplish heroic feats because we are all flawed. Even this jerk was able to do something amazing.
Teaching history as a series of "awesome individuals doing great things" is a very bad approach in general no matter whether these people were actually great or not. History isn't made by individuals.
I highly recommend the book, "Lies My Teacher Told Me," for anyone taking a High School American History course. I was lucky to have a teacher who was as subversive as he could get away with. He was very clear that the curriculum he had to teach was more about raising proud, patriotic citizens than it was about teaching history.
In american education America is always the Hero. But that's the same no matter where you go. Germans don't like talking about the holocaust
In the news today: "Florida to start teaching children that slaves benefitted from slavery." Not satire. This s**t is real as f**k. What's next? Teach the kids that human trafficking and sex tourism are ok?
Just go to college and you’ll get a good job, your major doesn’t matter.
of course major matters, Engineers make money, soft humanities do not unless they go to law school after
Or you could to to trade school and become a plumber or an electrician, and make triple what the dime-a-dozen engineers make.
Load More Replies...Or the “You can’t make a decent living without a college degree” thing. Plenty of great, lucrative careers with qualified trade schools.
My first job subsequent to my Bachelor of Arts degree? Secretary. And I only got that job because I could type 80 wpm. I majored in Graphic Design with a minor in Marketing.
… and you'll get debilitating debt that you'll be paying off throughout retirement (if you can retire)
Why exactly Gen X'ers? In fact, this is absolutely reasonable - these are representatives of the last generation in the history of human civilization (unless, of course, for some reason we give up technical progress) whose childhood and partly youth passed before the start of this insane online breakthrough that we all made in the late nineties and continue doing to this day. The last generation for which gadgets and the internet were not an integral attribute of their daily life growing up.
Technology would give us so much free time in the future, that we'd only have to work 5 - 10 hours a week. And, we'd be able to do it from home, and employers would be on board with it.
That one still hurts.
We never figured employers would just pivot to expecting one person to do the work of three.
Somebody said, "A world where humans do the tedious work while the robots paint and write poetry is not the future I signed up for."
Newsflash: to your employer, the perfect company has 1-2 executives to suck out all of the profits, and the rest is automated. They'll take ALL of our jobs if they can get away with it. And so far they are.
Forcing people to work in an office when they work better from home just goes to show that employers want slaves.
There's enough wealth, production, food, etc., for everyone to work 20 hours a week, less if everyone who could work, did. Massive hoards of wealth are aggregated at the top, it's absolutely vile.
It's not just Gen-Xers who got lied to on this one. They were telling us the same thing back in the 1960s.
Had car trouble recently and my job let me work remotely for that week. Worked 10 hours each day at home so 50hrs got paid for 40.
Trickle down economics is a good thing and not at all a way to consolidate wealth to the top.
there wasn't a single person in the lower 90-99% who beleived that anything would trickle down to them....
No one of its any sense thought trickle down was going to work! I was in school and it was obvious.
Reagan also open the door to allow the government to "borrow" billions from the social security pot, without the requirement of repaying it. He started the destruction of the S.S. financial issues.
it never trickles down. The rich get it and hoard it outside of our financial system. Capitalism is f*****g evil
I lean left hard but I was quite disappointed with Bush Sr when he was elected. He campaigned against Reagan in '79-80 saying trickle down economics does not work and is a scam. I expected him to act on those words when he got power. He didn't.
Yeah. He literally called it voodoo economics because it would take actual magic for it to ever work.
Load More Replies...No, just stayed right up there at the top as the rich got richer.
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Plastic bags will save the earth because we won't have to kill as many trees to make brown paper bags to carry groceries.
Yes! I remember being told off for killing trees when I chose paper instead of plastic at the grocery store.
Both choices suck. Paper mills are TERRIBLE for the environment.
Load More Replies...If people did what the inventor of the plastic grocery bag intended—reuse them again and again and again—we probably would have used a few trillion fewer of them.
But then they got flimsier, and ripped easily. Plastic bag manufacturers want to keep making them.
Load More Replies...Yep. This is just like how nowadays they have the gall to call man-made plastic based cloth materials "vegan leather."
I don't know about "save the earth", but plastic requires less energy to recycle. When you recycle paper, you have to add new pulp to the recycled stuff. So you are using more energy adding/making, new pulp. Plastic, you melt it and re-blow it.
Glass works that way. Plastic does not. The realities of plastic recycling: https://www.npr.org/2022/10/24/1131131088/recycling-plastic-is-practically-impossible-and-the-problem-is-getting-worse
Load More Replies...This implies another logical assumption - those who raised the future Gen X'ers were even less ready for fast progress, and perceived it with quite understandable skepticism towards this "newfangled stuff". And these older folks transferred their attitude, for example, to computers from TVs or radio. Hence the dozens, hundreds of absolutely ridiculous demands on the use of gadgets that we encountered in childhood.
For example, my grandma also repeatedly told me not to sit close to the TV or I'd go blind. And it doesn't matter what kind of TV it was - a fossil kinescope dinosaur or an incredibly advanced (for the second half of the nineties, of course) LCD monitor. After all, the older generation had this, well... whatchamacallit, life experience!
Eggs are bad for you. No, wait, they are good for you…hang on, are they bad again?
I could do without a lot of the ones who get fertilized and emerge as human beings
I am allergic to eggs. The only benefit is not having to pay any attention to the eternal debate about whether or not they are good for me
Same thing happened to the poor old potato - the current thinking being, it's good to eat cold potato or rewarmed to less than 65c
I remember them going back and forth on if eating the skin was good or bad.
Load More Replies...The thing you need to realize about these "studies", isn't based so much on science and research, it's the money behind the research. A company pays for a study, they are going to expect certain results...or guess what, they go somewhere else to get the results, they want.
Plus they're based on asking people what they eat, hoping they respond accurately, and trying to correlate that with how many if then have something go wrong with their bodies. Which is obviously limited in what science it can produce.
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Don't sit too close to the TV or you'll go blind! Then computers came and we would have to spend 8+ hours at work with a screen 5 inches from our eyes.
Close to the TV doesn't cause bad eyes, bad eyes cause sitting close to the TV
Bad eyes actually do happen from constantly looking at too close distances because that's not natural for humans and the eyes need "exercise" in distance looking. But we are talking about much longer distances than you could ever achieve while watching tv.
Load More Replies...That applied to the old tube TVs (not that you were going to go blind). With flat screens you are supposed to sit somewhat close to get the benefits
Something else was supposed to be bad for your vision...could that be something they lied about, too?
That was never exactly true, but it was said of CRT TVs, which point an electron gun at your brain, causing stress.
And there is an epidemic of near-sightedness. https://www.aao.org/eyenet/article/facing-the-myopia-epidemic
As an electronic engineer I can confirm sitting too close to an old style CRT television/monitor is bad for your eyes. CRTs are basically electron guns aimed at your face. Sitting too close to your nice new LED/LCD is not as big a deal as it only emits photons.
You do need to sit about 1 1/2 times the size of the TV to see the picture properly. If it is a 40 inch you need to sit at least 60 inched away or the picture is distorted.
Not on fire as much as I thought I would be. So much “stop, drop, roll” growing up.
Also, DONT GET IN A STRANGERS CAR!”
Currently sitting in an Uber.
tornadoes too! Sadly, now, our kids are learning how to survive an active shooter
Load More Replies...i vastly overestimated how much of an everyday danger quicksand or the Bermuda triangle would be
Don't get in a stranger's car was because the only way to communicate your location was a telephone nailed to a wall or phone booth. You would disappear with no idea where you were even kidnapped from. We used milk cartons to try and find kids. I went to school with more than 1 kid who just disappeared. Now a 5 year old has a GPS enabled phone that the FBI can triangulate to every other phone that pinged the same tower and an Amber Alert goes out to every person within 200 miles.
Okay, I've never been on fire, it's true. And I was a Girl Guide, so there was a lot of "stop, drop and roll" in my childhood. But I wish I'd gone heavier on the "Don't get in a stranger's [or slight acquaintance's] car" rule with my daughter. That's how dhe became a trafficking victim at 14.
While I was living in New Orleans, we had a story in the crime blotter almost every week about a (presumably drunk) tourist getting into what they thought was their Uber, driven to a secluded area, and robbed. Don't let that discourage you from visiting, though. It's a beautiful city filled with art and music.
“Now humanity is at such a unique point in its development, when life experience, if it is more than a few years old, sometimes turns out to be not only irrelevant - even harmful,” says Vladimir Nemertsalov, a school principal and teacher from Ukraine, with whom Bored Panda got in touch for a comment. "The same applies to many work skills. If back in the middle of the last century, for example, an engineer graduated from a university and could work for several decades on the old baggage of skills and knowledge, only periodically taking refresher courses, then today it is almost impossible."
"Hence the problem of ageism at work - after all, older, experienced workers have always been considered more valuable, and this paradigm is now breaking painfully. Because the ability to constantly learn in the modern world often turns out to be way more important than experience. So even if some advice that we were given a quarter of a century ago and before was really useful, now we are left with only a nostalgic smile for it," Vladimir summarizes.
The food pyramid is a healthy way to eat.
The dairy industry has certainly marketed it's product well. People struggle to believe you can be healthy without it.
Can I just say that the one thing worse than the food pyramid is that depiction of the food pyramid above.
"That's right. We're talking about the good life, in the foodchain". Tonio K.
Eating fat makes you fat.
And that's why there are a record number of type 2 diabetics out there (myself included).
Load More Replies...Whenever I hear anything like this: 1. Who/what is providing this information (government entity, CDC, WHO); 2. Who/what could profit from this information; and 3. How is the one(s) that might profit related to who/what provided the information or funding of underlying "research."
Eating more calories than you burn makes you fat. A high fat diet might not result in you being fat, but you will likely be missing out on major and micro nutrients.
I eat a high fat diet, full fat dairy, butter, cheese etc, lots of red meat, lots of various oils, cream sauces, full fat mayo. I'm definitely not fat, overweight or unhealthy. It's about balancing that fat with other nutrients such as dark leafy vegetables and cruciferous vegetables, both of which are full of nutrients, fibre, iron etc. I'll happily make a 9 vegetable slaw with mayo to have with a blue steak. It's really easy to work out your nutrient intake and adjust as needed.
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The American Dream is achievable to anyone who wants it hard enough.
Exactly! Most of my friends had one working parent, who went straight from high school into a factory job, which afforded them a stereotypical middle class house, two cars, and three kids. Now it takes two university-educated professional career Gen-Xers to match the financial power of one high school educated Boomer. Literally - I searched the history of my current house, and it used to be owned by a construction worker. Now it's a luxury for my wife and I, two career professional, to own the same house. And we're the lucky ones!
Load More Replies...No, all these words we have said do not at all mean that everything that we were taught in childhood should be treated with disdain, as outdated nonsense. Do not discard it - but take it critically, trying to extract the grains of remaining benefit. And, of course, feel free to crack up at the really ridiculous pieces of 'practical wisdom' coming from your childhood. So if you're a Gen X'er like me, please feel free to scroll this list to the very end and embrace some nostalgia. Or just sincerely laugh at these funny 'boomers' in case you're way younger.
The human species evolved in a linear way. Neanderthals came before modern humans, and before that was one proto-human species after another, one at a time, as far back as turtles. Before that in deep time it's turtles all the way down.
Now we know of at least six human species coexisting all around Africa and Asia and Europe for a really long time, and sharing genes among them.
A large percentage of earth's population have Neanderthal DNA due to humans and Neanderthals interbreeding.
We also seem to have another ancestor, known as Denisovians. We know a lot less about them, though, as only a few specimens have been found (and by specimens, I mean bone fragments and teeth).
Load More Replies...This is because we either don't teach evolution or we teach it incorrectly. Its trees, not lines. Humans, like apple trees, have often grafted fruit back in from a close relative.
This was the theory when I was in college but never made sense when you looked at the times of the different hominid species that existed. Always overlapped.
Not really a myth so much as our understanding of the way humans evolved, evolved
What species were the inhabitants of ancient America, Latin & South America? Are we even human?
Homo sapiens. And yes. Signed, your friendly neighborhood anthropologist.
Load More Replies...And we didn't evolve *from* Neanderthals. We both evolved from the same common ancestor.
I took my son to a dinosaur exhibit, literally everything I learned about Dinosaurs is now wrong, including names of dinosaurs.
I would go with incomplete instead of wrong. Good science is constantly finding and correcting mistakes from previous conclusions. Its going from 70% to 80% to 90% to 91.5% accurate but its impossible to ever reach that magical 100%. That 80% right from your childhood was still REALLY good considering we didn't have computers, protein synthesizers, an internet that allowed the sharing of ideas and evidence, and machines that could look at bones inside of a rock.
I took an Astrophysics course and on day 1 the prof said there are no books for this because by the time it's over everything will have changed except the math.
Likely, everything you saw at your sons exhibit will be viewed as wrong as well at some point in the future.
Turns out I never got AIDS from a toilet seat GRANDMA.
You can get VD while sitting on a toilet, but it's a really uncomfortable place to have s*x.
Funny enough, the toilet seat is usually the cleanest spot in a public bathroom. The dirtiest? The locking mechanism inside the stall.
we all know that one girl in high school that got craps from a toilet seat
I don't s**t anywhere that is not my toilet. Not since I was about ten years old.
Slightly foolish, but true lol
That quicksand would be a real life problem
Yeah it made it seem it is everywhere and that at any time you would encounter it. as if walking through your back yard and uh oh quicksand.
Tarzan thought differently in the movies. Also Piranhas do not swim down the river like a death wave. They only go after dead things unless they are starving.
Growing up in Colorado Springs area, I was told to avoid crossing dry stream beds after heavy rains when riding my horse because there might be quicksand. I don't know if it was a real hazard, or if just something Mom said to keep us from riding too far away.
My horse and I sank halfway across a riverbed which was still flowing from the previous night's rain! Scared me into never crossing a flow before I know it's safe. Flash floods are a different danger you have to be aware of especially in very dry areas.
Load More Replies...If you live by Morcambe Bay and try to cross it, it definitely is!
I am tired at took so long to work out what this was a picture of
I’m a HS teacher and use Lies my Teacher told me by James Loewen as a reference for American history.
As a hearing impaired person, I was shocked to learn about the real Helen Keller. I have this book. I reference it often.
Hallo. May I ask what you where taught vs what you read about Helen Keller? I am very curious if I know the real story or not and I want to see the difference between the two versions, please
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Columbus discovered America
To be fair, Cook's arrival is increasingly referred to as 'the European discovery of Australia's east coast' (or similar) these days.
Load More Replies...You can 'discover' something before someone else, but if the word isn't put out, then it doesn't matter. Also, it really doesn't matter who discovers something, except to recognize who brought new information that changed the known world or for the keeper of records. Controversy over discovery is ridiculous!
He only got as far as Hispaniola. Now know as Haiti and the Dominican Republic.
Yeah, and he discovered the world was flat when he fell off the edge.
Technically no one discovers anything. The thing always existed. It just took someone to acknowledge and promote it to be called a “discovery”.
His discovery was the most impactful to world history. The locals made their discovery of the Americas in prehistory and the Scandinavians did not capitalize on what they found and most people didn’t know they’d found anything. Interestingly an 11th century Herman chronicler wrote about it though. Adam of Bremen.
Memorizing geography. How many of those countries do not exist anymore? All of Yugoslavia, many countries in Africa, Burma, anyone?
Our time would have been better spent understanding the history of these areas, and not arbitrary lines set up by colonizers who didn't have an ounce of sense.
Being renamed is not the same as ceasing to exist. Most of those that have been subdivided were an artificial grouping in the first place, forcibly set up by whatever Empire was in the ascendency at a given point in time.
'Being renamed is not the same as ceasing to exist.' Maybe it is. When this place was called 'New Holland' no-one had a problem with it being here. Then it was 'New South Wales', and everyone was still satisfied it was here. Now it's called 'Australia', and some American people are telling us that the country doesn't exist.
Load More Replies...Exactly. We study history and learn about these borders and changing with whatever empire du jour is in charge. To think that would stop because it's now is kinda weird. But then, I love trying to date globes and maps based on what countries are on them.
Load More Replies...It’s not either/or, it’s and. Know the names of the countries, where they are in relation to each other, AND understand their histories and relationships.
I disagree with this one completely. Its deciding lets ignore history and wait to watch the news next year. I was taught about Rhodesia as a child. Because of that I can find Zimbabwe on a map, learned about the Shona and Ndebele, and even as a child was capable of understanding the atrocities Mugabe did to his own people. Geography is the where and who in "who, what, where, why, and when". Its hard to get outraged about genocide when you don't know where its happening and who its happening to.
School teaches information that can be tested easily. Don’t get caught up in thinking it has been designed to educate.
Good schools teach you how to learn. Not just rote memorization. That's why there have tests that are essays and projects not just multiple choice questions in end of term exams.
Load More Replies...Because these countries seized to exist does not mean they were a lie or a myth. Yugoslavia was not a colony.
I remember being in elementary school studying studying geography and being so happy that I lived in a time where everyone had finally agreed on the names/boundaries of territories… 🙄
You need to know both. If you don't know were the country is, how you can understand the history? e.g. In Which country were organized the first Olympic games? Where is Eifel tower?
Ulcers are caused by stress
The amount of sugar in the daily recommended diet
A world where everyone is able to communicate with everyone else will be a paradise of kindness and peace
Concussions are no big deal
"A world where everyone is able to communicate with everyone else will be a paradise of kindness and peace" -how wrong "they" were.
Maybe they were using an alternate definition of communicate? Either that or they just left understanding and empathy totally out of the equation.
Load More Replies...I thought Covid might bring us more together as one Human race. I was stupid to believe in that sort of change.
I don't think anyone ever thought concussions were "no big deal". Maybe people didn't realise just how bad they are *long term* and cumulatively but they were never really treated as a joke.
Fat is bad, sugar isn't that bad.
Reality is the opposite sadly. I should know, sugar has caused all of my medical problems.
Mine too brother. At 51, and a lifetime of being a sugar addict… I learned the hard way what I was doing to my body. Reversing a lifetime of bad decisions based incomplete truths is monumental
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The tongue has a map of different taste buds that taste different things
You have to wait a 1/2 hour after eating before you go back swimming or you'd get cramps
The way they said it they acted like the water touching your skin made your belly get a cramp if you had eaten.
It’s like the water was black magic. Ride your bike right after lunch? No cramps. Play tag and jump on a trampoline right after lunch? No cramps. Casually paddle around the shallow end for a minutes after lunch? CRAMPS! DEAD!
Also, sun is good for you. I remember being forced to sunbathe in the summer.
Well it's is good for you in small doses. Cancer risk aside I bet vitamin D levels were better in the 80's and 90's than they are now.
Load More Replies...Jeez every pool I visit these days makes all the kids get out for 15 minutes in every hour. They’re so restrictive on pool toys too. When I was a lad it was 30 minutes every 3 hours and you could bring anything up to a speargun.
The metric system will be phased in by Junior High. I remember thinking how much sense it makes.
Not entirely true. In Canada we officially use the metric system. However, we unofficially use both. Ask us how far away something is we'll tell you in kilometers. Ask us how tall we are and it'll be feet and inches (I couldn't even tell you how many meters tall I am off the top of my head). It's currently 25°C outside but my thermostat is set to 72°F, and my oven is pre-heating at 350°F. If you buy produce, the prices are typically posted per pound, but at the register it will come up in kilograms. It can be a bit confusing at times.
Load More Replies...I grew up being taught metric but everything in the outside world being Imperial. The downside was that no one taught us the system that was actually in use. Even now we still have m.p.h. and pints being used. Weirdly in pubs you can buy pints of beer but you must buy spirits in 35ml amounts..
When I go to the doctor they use the metric system. Then I have to pull out my phone and look up conversions to inches and lbs. 😞
i was gonna comment something then my lights started flickering so i think i shouldnt before i die.....
You can blame pirates for America not adopting the metric system. The ship carrying the weight and other standards was attacked by pirates and the envoy sent with them from France.
If I swallow gum it will take seven years to digest
That the only global history you need to know is western history. All other countries’ history isn’t important
I was never taught this. I was well aware of and taught the important contributions of China/East Asia and the Arab world.
fortunately this is not true for my classes... tho eighth grade is around american history (again, i learn it every year, besides 6th and 7th, but like, how many goddamn times do i need to learn that history??)
Spent my childhood studying ancient civilisations. It wasn't until my mid-twenties that I started studying American history. I probably should have stuck with my early studies. Now I am constantly depressed and feel more shame than when I was raised Catholic.
Well, they taught world history in my sophomore year (American history my junior year), so…
Dinosaurs walked with their tails dragging on the ground
The Civil War was fought over "States Rights"
We'd be living on the moon with permanent bases by now
To heck with the flying car, where's my robot maid? The Roomba's a start, but it doesn't do laundry.
Load More Replies...I'm a millennial from a Union State and even we were taught that nonsense about the American Civil War being about "State rights and economic factors." The vice president of the confederacy literally said it was about defending slavery and white supremacy.
"After the Confederacy's defeat at the hands of the U.S. in the Civil War and the abolition of slavery, Stephens attempted to retroactively deny and retract the opinions he had stated in the speech. Denying his earlier statements that slavery was the Confederacy's cause for leaving the Union, he contended to the contrary that he thought that the war was rooted in constitutional differences..."
Load More Replies...How are we going to house people on the moon when we can't even house them in Los Angeles and San Francisco?
I don't think the billionaires have thought this through. Do they not realize that they won't be billionaires anymore when they're 219 million miles from the billions of workers they've been stealing labor value from? They must know that their "billions of dollars" are imaginary, made up by social convention and won't help them on Mars, right?
Load More Replies...that is when you ask a confederate "The state's right to do what exactly?". They usually have no answer because we already know the answer.
The right to decide how state land is used without federal interference. The right to protect their business and economic interests as they see fit. (Including slavery) The right to self governance without overreaching federal oversight. Shall I continue?
Load More Replies...Historians have recently shown off actual quotes from Confederate leaders openly admitting to being primarily (if not exclusively) motivated by wanting to stop the feds from taking away their slaves.
The Civil War was fought over State Rights, one of which was slavery. Slavery was NOT the catalyst that started the war.
Oh?? What DID start the civil war then? Do tell
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My top five:
1. Shaming fast food workers was classist nonsense.
2. No need for memorization of maps. We have the GPS and Google now.
3. Weed is not as evil as they made it out to be. Turns out the devil’s lettuce will be legal even in Florida gas stations (for medical purposes only, but hey, it’s progress)
4. Boyz 2 Men were more talented than we realized. Just listen to “it’s so hard to say goodbye to yesterday” and tell me you don’t need a hug.
5. Snackwells, Crystal Light, and Snapple were never actually “healthy.”
Boyz 2 Men were arguably the 1st big 'boy band' & I still love those songs today
If you don't count New Kids on the Block, sure.
Load More Replies...Memorising maps is useful though, it’s what enables me to drive to work without my sat nav and find alternative routes when they randomly dig up the road.
Who EVER said the Boyz 2 Men weren't talented? As a vocal group they belong in the company of the greats like the Temptations and the Four Tops. They are light years better than the group that discovered them - New Edition.
For those who don't know: "Yesterday" by Boyz II Men is actually a cover of the song. The Beatles sang it first. I loved both versions tho and loved they covered it. I owned the CD & tape. I'm gettin old. Lol
anybody who took a drink of snapple apple that tastes exactly like biting an apple and didn't know it was chock full of every chemical imaginable is deluded. But omg they are so good.
Non stick pans are safe.
If you've ever been hit in the head with a pan, you would know that they are not safe.
as someone who’s been smacked with a pan i can confirm, they are not safe
Load More Replies...No metal utensils allowed on non-stick pans and no oil sprayed from a can. It says so on the directions that come with your non-stick pans.
Mine says no metal, but doesn't say anything about spray oil. So I guess that varies.
Load More Replies...I still use the original "non-stick" pan it's called cast iron. A well seasoned cast iron skillet works better than any of the gimmicky pans. Also they last a lifetime, or more! I have some old iron I inherited from my grandma, and that is my go-to cookware!
Cast iron all the way. I use my grandmothers set too!
Load More Replies...People who lived near the factories that produced Teflon got very sick. Teflon itself has forever chemicals in it.
They’re ganging up with the sugar to try and kill me. Might need to keep them in a lower down cupboard, thinking a about it.
Don't even think about cooking sugar in a non-stick pan, or you're a goner.
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Almost all Americans are committed to democracy.
If they actually know what the word means. They think it's just voting.
You speak of democracy, but people who disagree get they're comments hidden.
Of course, someone who's named themselves "kunt krusher" is a Chump supporter. 🤣. Way to represent your fellow Maga idiots. 🤡
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Pluto is a planet.
Just remember, Pluto got designated a dwarf planet so that Eris, Makemake, Ceres and dozens of other dwarf planets could finally be recognized. It took one for the team!
I always remembered the order of planets by the mnemonic "My Very Ernest Mother Just Showed Us Nine Planets" (or some minor variation on that). Now they have to come up with something else
My very elegant mother just served us nine pickles. If there is no Pluto, we will never know what she served nine of.
Load More Replies...The pain you feel after working out is lactic acid and massaging it gets rid of the lactic acid.
Lactic acid is a precursor to muscle build and is cleared long before the soreness kicks in - soreness is simply the microtears needed to build muscles.
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Your permanent record isn't.
Mine was handed to me just before my senior year ended. As my guidance counselor put it, "you really think we have the space to keep a 1" thick file for everyone that's ever come through the school system?"
The safest place to be during a nuclear strike is under your desk.
I nuclear attack, put you head between your legs and kiss you as* goodbye.
You will have to write in cursive for the rest of your life.
Nobody actually told us that, but all writing was cursive, there wasn't any alternative.
And teachers were shocked/impressed that we could type. Most of us Gen Xers had home computers with word processors (even if it was just a Commodore 64). Whenever we handed in assignments that we typed and printed with a computer, the teachers were so impressed that we could type and use a computer that it was an automatic "A" no matter what we wrote. And then in high school they offered typing class, which people took for an easy credit because most of us already knew how to type.
Why? Cursive looks so janky and is hard to read. Caligraphy is f*****g beautiful but I'm not trying to read a thousand page novel deciphering which loop actually goes with which damned letter.
Being able to hold a pen properly and write cursive is important for finger dexterity.
Running writing - with the letters all joined up
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The relative size of Africa as compared to the other continents on my globe.
Mikey didn't die eating Pop Rocks an drinking a Pepsi
What? I never heard this! Pop Rocks & Pepsi made for some awesome belching contests.
He's not. https://www.imdb.com/name/nm1965418/
Load More Replies...It was the bus that killed him. You should never eat Pop Rocks and drink Pepsi in the middle of the street. Never.
And "we" were wrong. Little Mikey, aka John Gilchrist, Jr, is still alive & has worked behind the scenes (best boy, grip, etc) on such films as "Speed 2" and "The Notebook."
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My first-year Spanish teacher(1980-81)told us that the urban legend of “Chevrolet had to change the name of the Nova in Latin America because ‘no va’ means ‘doesn’t go’ in Spanish” was absolute truth.
I love this so much… I have told people that for decades and they are positive that I made it up. I’ve called Coca-Cola that since I learned this as a kid 😆😆😆. I feel so validated.
Load More Replies...Rolls Royce changed the proposed name of the Silver Mist to Silver Shadow because 'mist' had a negative connotation in Germanic languages. I was also told the light bulb manufacturer Osram was a failure in Poland as it was a rude term in Polish.
Well, I am Polish and Osram brand is still available on the Polish market. Even though it means literally "I will sh*to on (smth)". People get used to it and don't care much about the name. It was similar with "Pupa" cosmetics brand. It means "butt" in Polish but still people buy it.
Load More Replies...Why has gen x suddenly become so vocal? I'm seeing loads of stuff mentioning it lately
If you can dream it, you can do it..... There are snakes in the McDonald's ball pits.... you are going to need to know how to do math off the top of your head.... don't let babies look in the mirror or their teeth won't grow... if you get bad grades and don't go to college you'llbe flipping burgers the rest of your life (a few off the top of my head)
Why has gen x suddenly become so vocal? I'm seeing loads of stuff mentioning it lately
If you can dream it, you can do it..... There are snakes in the McDonald's ball pits.... you are going to need to know how to do math off the top of your head.... don't let babies look in the mirror or their teeth won't grow... if you get bad grades and don't go to college you'llbe flipping burgers the rest of your life (a few off the top of my head)
