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The modern world is incredibly fast, not only because today we can literally get to anywhere in the world in a day, or even less. Not only because of the speed at which we consume content, moving from two-hour movies through ten-minute YouTube videos to minute-long TikTok shorts. The speed of the modern world also lies in how quickly knowledge becomes obsolete.

Indeed, experience is becoming outdated, and what a couple of decades ago was considered unshakable worldly wisdom is now perceived as a funny absurdity. And, for example, Gen X'ers in various viral online threads like this recall examples of such outdated and baseless things from their childhood with humor and nostalgia.

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#1

Various 'Life Truths' Gen X'ers Were Told As Kids Turned Out To Be Utter Nonsense, Like These 30 You won’t always walk around with a calculator in your pocket.

aging_genxer , Polina Tankilevitch Report

Nikki Sevven
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We're also walking around with a phone, a phone book, an address book, a clock, an alarm, a stopwatch, a timer, a library, a stereo, a gaming console, a newspaper, a word processor, a photo album, interactive maps...

Dekker451
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe that's what they meant, we won't always be walking around with *just* a calculator in our pockets. 🙄

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Yvette Desmarais
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Except people still don't know how to do math.

Never Snarky
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's still not a bad idea to know basic math functions.

Curry on...
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You just better hope your device is working properly. Would you know if you calculated some numbers wrong?

Dan
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This was true for a good 15 years after I was out of school. Who would have guessed we'd be walking around with a computer in our pockets that track our every movement?

The Scout
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, ironically I sometimes enjoy doing just that - NOT having a calculator aka phone im my pocket. It is getting increasingly difficult, though, as everything from train tickets to payment systems is managed by app.

Ray McArdle
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The smartphone is a marvel of science. In the American History Museum in Washington DC, there is a room filled gadgets and and appliances that can all fit on a smartphone.

Coyote Osborne
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

To begin with, even when we couldn't walk around with a calculator in our pockets, how many times have we been out in the wilderness, and our life depended on what 32587.13 x 2.2567 was?

Colin
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I didn't own a mobile until 2007. So for 36 years I didn't have a calculator in my pocket.

Timbob
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I never did to begin with !

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    #2

    Various 'Life Truths' Gen X'ers Were Told As Kids Turned Out To Be Utter Nonsense, Like These 30 I had to unlearn everything i was taught about the age of exploration, and american history in general. We had a serious problem with making heroes out of powerful, and very flawed, individuals while minimizing the experiences and suffering of others

    anon , Markus Winkler Report

    SofaKing
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great history teachers teach you how to think for yourself and drawn your own conclusion even if it's not popular. If you think you need to "unlearn" history at any point, then your history teachers failed you.

    Caryle
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, unfortunately, the public school system in general Has failed Americans, the c**p that they taught in the history books that we had that Glossed over the atrocities committed throughout history, and then I think the others after us even had it worse with the standardized testing so teachers can even teach what they want to teach. I just have to teach how to take tests, which sucks and doesn’t teach critical thinking and man, some people are lacking in it severely.

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    Two_rolling_black_eyes
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A classic hero is someone who possesses characteristics that separate them from their contemporaries. It doesn't mean they should be worshiped, faultless, or accepted blindly. Hercules had to complete his 12 labors because he killed his family. We should all be ashamed of the way Thomas Jefferson treated black people but his actions to bring about democracy was a heroic milestone in the history of this world. To reject him outright is throwing the baby out with the bathwater by rejecting all the good things he did because of the other filth involving him. That filth should not be ignored but we need to teach our children about flawed people who still accomplish heroic feats because we are all flawed. Even this jerk was able to do something amazing.

    VioletHunter
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Teaching history as a series of "awesome individuals doing great things" is a very bad approach in general no matter whether these people were actually great or not. History isn't made by individuals.

    Jeremy James
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I highly recommend the book, "Lies My Teacher Told Me," for anyone taking a High School American History course. I was lucky to have a teacher who was as subversive as he could get away with. He was very clear that the curriculum he had to teach was more about raising proud, patriotic citizens than it was about teaching history.

    Jared Robinson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In american education America is always the Hero. But that's the same no matter where you go. Germans don't like talking about the holocaust

    Paulsible deniability
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like the Ron DeSantis School of History.

    Chris D'Asta
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the news today: "Florida to start teaching children that slaves benefitted from slavery." Not satire. This s**t is real as f**k. What's next? Teach the kids that human trafficking and sex tourism are ok?

    Elizabeth
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I grew up in Tennessee, and we were all taught that Andrew Jackson was apparently the greatest president who was ever elected, solely because he came from Tennessee. If you know, then you know. Let’s just say that I can understand the OP's frustration.

    Westy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Being a "powerful, and very flawed individual" doesn't preclude someone from being a hero. (If it did, there wouldn't be any.)

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    #3

    Various 'Life Truths' Gen X'ers Were Told As Kids Turned Out To Be Utter Nonsense, Like These 30 Just go to college and you’ll get a good job, your major doesn’t matter.

    valentinegirl81 , Andrea Piacquadio Report

    David H
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    of course major matters, Engineers make money, soft humanities do not unless they go to law school after

    Saint Tim the Godless
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or you could to to trade school and become a plumber or an electrician, and make triple what the dime-a-dozen engineers make.

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    MakeupMama68
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or the “You can’t make a decent living without a college degree” thing. Plenty of great, lucrative careers with qualified trade schools.

    ANTIVICTORIA
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never heard anyone claim that Majors do not matter.

    SAF saf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This might have been true 70 years ago but it's something i also heard growing up.

    Timbob
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or just skip college, train to be a, plumber, carpenter, electrician, etc, and likely get payed while learning, and make a sh**load of money forever !

    LH25
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depends a bit. My BA is in Sociology. I was thinking about being a lawyer. I am now a Web Designer. Lots of training, on the job or through work.

    Paul C.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know that "The College Experience" is the be all and end all for many but for me an apprenticeship was the best decision I ever made. It meant I always had a trade to fall back on throughout my working life.

    Evan H
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was worst than that. My high school guidance counselor explained that if you go to college, it's 4 years of lost income that you'll never make up, so you are financially better off to go straight into a job.

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My first job subsequent to my Bachelor of Arts degree? Secretary. And I only got that job because I could type 80 wpm. I majored in Graphic Design with a minor in Marketing.

    pfeils wife
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    … and you'll get debilitating debt that you'll be paying off throughout retirement (if you can retire)

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    Why exactly Gen X'ers? In fact, this is absolutely reasonable - these are representatives of the last generation in the history of human civilization (unless, of course, for some reason we give up technical progress) whose childhood and partly youth passed before the start of this insane online breakthrough that we all made in the late nineties and continue doing to this day. The last generation for which gadgets and the internet were not an integral attribute of their daily life growing up.

    #4

    Various 'Life Truths' Gen X'ers Were Told As Kids Turned Out To Be Utter Nonsense, Like These 30 Technology would give us so much free time in the future, that we'd only have to work 5 - 10 hours a week. And, we'd be able to do it from home, and employers would be on board with it. That one still hurts.

    Exotic_Zucchini , ThisIsEngineering Report

    RabidChild
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We never figured employers would just pivot to expecting one person to do the work of three.

    Jeremy James
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somebody said, "A world where humans do the tedious work while the robots paint and write poetry is not the future I signed up for."

    Saint Tim the Godless
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Newsflash: to your employer, the perfect company has 1-2 executives to suck out all of the profits, and the rest is automated. They'll take ALL of our jobs if they can get away with it. And so far they are.

    Jared Robinson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Forcing people to work in an office when they work better from home just goes to show that employers want slaves.

    Theora Fifty-five Johnson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's enough wealth, production, food, etc., for everyone to work 20 hours a week, less if everyone who could work, did. Massive hoards of wealth are aggregated at the top, it's absolutely vile.

    N E
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe if YOU owned the robot on the assembly line. That 5-10 hours spent maintaining it. Alas, the company bought the robot and the worker doesn't work at all.

    🌵 Drazil
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm bored trying to figure out how to board bosses!!

    Gustav Gallifrey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not just Gen-Xers who got lied to on this one. They were telling us the same thing back in the 1960s.

    Never Snarky
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, we would have a hard time filling all of ur leisure time.

    The Redhead
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had car trouble recently and my job let me work remotely for that week. Worked 10 hours each day at home so 50hrs got paid for 40.

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    #5

    Various 'Life Truths' Gen X'ers Were Told As Kids Turned Out To Be Utter Nonsense, Like These 30 Trickle down economics is a good thing and not at all a way to consolidate wealth to the top.

    One_Clown_Short , Mathieu Stern Report

    Libstak
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fact that we are supposed to be satisfied with a trickle in the first place, it's like expecting a dog to be satisfied with crumbs from a table...

    Evan H
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a Canadian, so many of our comedy TV shows blasted Reagan and painted him as a fool. No one outside the U.S. bought into Reagan or Reaganomics. I wish Americans could see their country and their politics from an outside perspective.

    El Dee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's only one thing that 'trickles down' and it ain't cash..

    Mary Kelly
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    there wasn't a single person in the lower 90-99% who beleived that anything would trickle down to them....

    aubergine10003
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope Ronald Reagan is burning in hell right now

    Missy Corron
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No one of its any sense thought trickle down was going to work! I was in school and it was obvious.

    cruceskeith X
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reagan also open the door to allow the government to "borrow" billions from the social security pot, without the requirement of repaying it. He started the destruction of the S.S. financial issues.

    Jared Robinson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it never trickles down. The rich get it and hoard it outside of our financial system. Capitalism is f*****g evil

    Two_rolling_black_eyes
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I lean left hard but I was quite disappointed with Bush Sr when he was elected. He campaigned against Reagan in '79-80 saying trickle down economics does not work and is a scam. I expected him to act on those words when he got power. He didn't.

    Shane G
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah. He literally called it voodoo economics because it would take actual magic for it to ever work.

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    LizzieBoredom
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trickle down trickled out. All the way to China.

    Min
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, just stayed right up there at the top as the rich got richer.

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    #6

    Various 'Life Truths' Gen X'ers Were Told As Kids Turned Out To Be Utter Nonsense, Like These 30 Plastic bags will save the earth because we won't have to kill as many trees to make brown paper bags to carry groceries.

    i-touched-morrissey , Anna Shvets Report

    Min
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes! I remember being told off for killing trees when I chose paper instead of plastic at the grocery store.

    SkyBlueandBlack
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Both choices suck. Paper mills are TERRIBLE for the environment.

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    UpQuarkDownQuark
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If people did what the inventor of the plastic grocery bag intended—reuse them again and again and again—we probably would have used a few trillion fewer of them.

    Ray McArdle
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But then they got flimsier, and ripped easily. Plastic bag manufacturers want to keep making them.

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    Ece Cenker
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep. This is just like how nowadays they have the gall to call man-made plastic based cloth materials "vegan leather."

    John L
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know about "save the earth", but plastic requires less energy to recycle. When you recycle paper, you have to add new pulp to the recycled stuff. So you are using more energy adding/making, new pulp. Plastic, you melt it and re-blow it.

    Ken Beattie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Glass works that way. Plastic does not. The realities of plastic recycling: https://www.npr.org/2022/10/24/1131131088/recycling-plastic-is-practically-impossible-and-the-problem-is-getting-worse

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    The Scout
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only thing where this differenciation is valid are paper and plastic cups. While, at least in theory, the plastic cups could be recycled, the paper cups can't, as paper recycling plants are unable to process the plastic coating in them.

    Jacob B.
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plastic industry really one that marketing campaign.

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    This implies another logical assumption - those who raised the future Gen X'ers were even less ready for fast progress, and perceived it with quite understandable skepticism towards this "newfangled stuff". And these older folks transferred their attitude, for example, to computers from TVs or radio. Hence the dozens, hundreds of absolutely ridiculous demands on the use of gadgets that we encountered in childhood.

    For example, my grandma also repeatedly told me not to sit close to the TV or I'd go blind. And it doesn't matter what kind of TV it was - a fossil kinescope dinosaur or an incredibly advanced (for the second half of the nineties, of course) LCD monitor. After all, the older generation had this, well... whatchamacallit, life experience!

    #7

    Various 'Life Truths' Gen X'ers Were Told As Kids Turned Out To Be Utter Nonsense, Like These 30 Eggs are bad for you. No, wait, they are good for you…hang on, are they bad again?

    KnightArrogant , Erol Ahmed Report

    sofacushionfort
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could do without a lot of the ones who get fertilized and emerge as human beings

    54 s
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am allergic to eggs. The only benefit is not having to pay any attention to the eternal debate about whether or not they are good for me

    Imadoggo
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate eggs so I don't pay attention too lol

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    Hey!
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same with butter. It's an on and off thing.

    Behnjamin
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same thing with coffee! One minute its bad for you, the next its curing heart diesae or something crazy according to these articles!

    Mysterious Author
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One thing's for sure—they're delicious for me.

    Jared Robinson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    do we know where they stand at the moment?

    Jill Rhodry
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same thing happened to the poor old potato - the current thinking being, it's good to eat cold potato or rewarmed to less than 65c

    ShellsBells
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember them going back and forth on if eating the skin was good or bad.

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    Firstname Lastname
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems like they can't seem to /crack/ the case on this one.

    John L
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The thing you need to realize about these "studies", isn't based so much on science and research, it's the money behind the research. A company pays for a study, they are going to expect certain results...or guess what, they go somewhere else to get the results, they want.

    Hedonism Bot
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plus they're based on asking people what they eat, hoping they respond accurately, and trying to correlate that with how many if then have something go wrong with their bodies. Which is obviously limited in what science it can produce.

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    Hedonism Bot
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've heard of the same thing happening with coconut oil.

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    #8

    Various 'Life Truths' Gen X'ers Were Told As Kids Turned Out To Be Utter Nonsense, Like These 30 Don't sit too close to the TV or you'll go blind! Then computers came and we would have to spend 8+ hours at work with a screen 5 inches from our eyes.

    xantub , Vidal Balielo Jr. Report

    Sprout
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Close to the TV doesn't cause bad eyes, bad eyes cause sitting close to the TV

    VioletHunter
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bad eyes actually do happen from constantly looking at too close distances because that's not natural for humans and the eyes need "exercise" in distance looking. But we are talking about much longer distances than you could ever achieve while watching tv.

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    Chumbo
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    5 inches? Damn, scoot that chair back...

    William Teach
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That applied to the old tube TVs (not that you were going to go blind). With flat screens you are supposed to sit somewhat close to get the benefits

    Andy Frobig
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Something else was supposed to be bad for your vision...could that be something they lied about, too?

    The Original Bruno
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was never exactly true, but it was said of CRT TVs, which point an electron gun at your brain, causing stress.

    Lola Rogers
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And there is an epidemic of near-sightedness. https://www.aao.org/eyenet/article/facing-the-myopia-epidemic

    david stephens
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As an electronic engineer I can confirm sitting too close to an old style CRT television/monitor is bad for your eyes. CRTs are basically electron guns aimed at your face. Sitting too close to your nice new LED/LCD is not as big a deal as it only emits photons.

    Evan H
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You'll go blind staring at the TV or computer monitor. Go outside and ride your bicycle [in the street with no helmet] or go play in the park [walk 15 minutes alone, then play on a dangerous marry-go-round].

    Mycroft1967
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You do need to sit about 1 1/2 times the size of the TV to see the picture properly. If it is a 40 inch you need to sit at least 60 inched away or the picture is distorted.

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    #9

    Various 'Life Truths' Gen X'ers Were Told As Kids Turned Out To Be Utter Nonsense, Like These 30 Not on fire as much as I thought I would be. So much “stop, drop, roll” growing up. Also, DONT GET IN A STRANGERS CAR!” Currently sitting in an Uber.

    -Economist- , Muallim Nur Report

    LizzieBoredom
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In case of Nuclear War, get under your desk.

    pfeils wife
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    tornadoes too! Sadly, now, our kids are learning how to survive an active shooter

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    Tobias Reaper
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i vastly overestimated how much of an everyday danger quicksand or the Bermuda triangle would be

    Two_rolling_black_eyes
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't get in a stranger's car was because the only way to communicate your location was a telephone nailed to a wall or phone booth. You would disappear with no idea where you were even kidnapped from. We used milk cartons to try and find kids. I went to school with more than 1 kid who just disappeared. Now a 5 year old has a GPS enabled phone that the FBI can triangulate to every other phone that pinged the same tower and an Amber Alert goes out to every person within 200 miles.

    Elladine DesIsles
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, I've never been on fire, it's true. And I was a Girl Guide, so there was a lot of "stop, drop and roll" in my childhood. But I wish I'd gone heavier on the "Don't get in a stranger's [or slight acquaintance's] car" rule with my daughter. That's how dhe became a trafficking victim at 14.

    Niall Mac Iomera
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're not a stranger cos you met them through the app duh

    El Dee
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have clothing that doesn't immediately catch fire and far fewer smokers to thank for 'not being on fire'

    Timbob
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What about a bus with a driver you never saw before ?

    Jeremy James
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    While I was living in New Orleans, we had a story in the crime blotter almost every week about a (presumably drunk) tourist getting into what they thought was their Uber, driven to a secluded area, and robbed. Don't let that discourage you from visiting, though. It's a beautiful city filled with art and music.

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    “Now humanity is at such a unique point in its development, when life experience, if it is more than a few years old, sometimes turns out to be not only irrelevant - even harmful,” says Vladimir Nemertsalov, a school principal and teacher from Ukraine, with whom Bored Panda got in touch for a comment. "The same applies to many work skills. If back in the middle of the last century, for example, an engineer graduated from a university and could work for several decades on the old baggage of skills and knowledge, only periodically taking refresher courses, then today it is almost impossible."

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    "Hence the problem of ageism at work - after all, older, experienced workers have always been considered more valuable, and this paradigm is now breaking painfully. Because the ability to constantly learn in the modern world often turns out to be way more important than experience. So even if some advice that we were given a quarter of a century ago and before was really useful, now we are left with only a nostalgic smile for it," Vladimir summarizes.

    #10

    Various 'Life Truths' Gen X'ers Were Told As Kids Turned Out To Be Utter Nonsense, Like These 30 The food pyramid is a healthy way to eat.

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    Poison Ivy/Boo
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The original pyramid scheme 🤣

    MonsterMum
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The dairy industry has certainly marketed it's product well. People struggle to believe you can be healthy without it.

    Say No to Downvoting
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can I just say that the one thing worse than the food pyramid is that depiction of the food pyramid above.

    LizzieBoredom
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "That's right. We're talking about the good life, in the foodchain". Tonio K.

    Timbob
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then how come we’re not all dead ?

    Heather Talma
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...never saw one that looked like THAT.

    Niall Mac Iomera
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't it still though? Shouldn't you eat lots of plants?

    #11

    Various 'Life Truths' Gen X'ers Were Told As Kids Turned Out To Be Utter Nonsense, Like These 30 Eating fat makes you fat.

    Ok_Funny8572 , Michelle @Shelly Captures Report

    Apatheist Account2
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The big lie was that we had to avoid fat, but sugar is fine.

    Poison Ivy/Boo
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that's why there are a record number of type 2 diabetics out there (myself included).

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    Evan H
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was when "lite" and "diet" products started appearing at grocery stores. They advertised "low fat" but made up for the fat with double the sugar!

    Timbob
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, but there’s nothing to eat named skinny, so how do you get skinny ?

    Alecto76
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whenever I hear anything like this: 1. Who/what is providing this information (government entity, CDC, WHO); 2. Who/what could profit from this information; and 3. How is the one(s) that might profit related to who/what provided the information or funding of underlying "research."

    Nikki Sevven
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eating more calories than you burn makes you fat. A high fat diet might not result in you being fat, but you will likely be missing out on major and micro nutrients.

    Spencer's slave
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I eat a high fat diet, full fat dairy, butter, cheese etc, lots of red meat, lots of various oils, cream sauces, full fat mayo. I'm definitely not fat, overweight or unhealthy. It's about balancing that fat with other nutrients such as dark leafy vegetables and cruciferous vegetables, both of which are full of nutrients, fibre, iron etc. I'll happily make a 9 vegetable slaw with mayo to have with a blue steak. It's really easy to work out your nutrient intake and adjust as needed.

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    Linda R
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, but too much saturated fat can raise cholesterol.

    Never Snarky
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only if you eat too much of it.

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    #12

    Various 'Life Truths' Gen X'ers Were Told As Kids Turned Out To Be Utter Nonsense, Like These 30 The American Dream is achievable to anyone who wants it hard enough.

    Fukshit47 , Josh Johnson Report

    Nikki Sevven
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    GenX was the first generation for whom this was demonstrably false.

    Evan H
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly! Most of my friends had one working parent, who went straight from high school into a factory job, which afforded them a stereotypical middle class house, two cars, and three kids. Now it takes two university-educated professional career Gen-Xers to match the financial power of one high school educated Boomer. Literally - I searched the history of my current house, and it used to be owned by a construction worker. Now it's a luxury for my wife and I, two career professional, to own the same house. And we're the lucky ones!

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    Min
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bootstraps!

    Missy Corron
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It worked for 20 minutes post WWII.

    InfiniteZeek
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's called a dream for a reason.

    El Dee
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not an American and have heard the 'American Dream' thing often but still have no idea what it actually means..

    Les Thomas
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wanting it is nothing. Working for it is everything.

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    No, all these words we have said do not at all mean that everything that we were taught in childhood should be treated with disdain, as outdated nonsense. Do not discard it - but take it critically, trying to extract the grains of remaining benefit. And, of course, feel free to crack up at the really ridiculous pieces of 'practical wisdom' coming from your childhood. So if you're a Gen X'er like me, please feel free to scroll this list to the very end and embrace some nostalgia. Or just sincerely laugh at these funny 'boomers' in case you're way younger.

    #13

    Various 'Life Truths' Gen X'ers Were Told As Kids Turned Out To Be Utter Nonsense, Like These 30 The human species evolved in a linear way. Neanderthals came before modern humans, and before that was one proto-human species after another, one at a time, as far back as turtles. Before that in deep time it's turtles all the way down. Now we know of at least six human species coexisting all around Africa and Asia and Europe for a really long time, and sharing genes among them.

    SmellyBaconland , Johannes Plenio Report

    Dan Holden
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A large percentage of earth's population have Neanderthal DNA due to humans and Neanderthals interbreeding.

    SkyBlueandBlack
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We also seem to have another ancestor, known as Denisovians. We know a lot less about them, though, as only a few specimens have been found (and by specimens, I mean bone fragments and teeth).

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    Two_rolling_black_eyes
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is because we either don't teach evolution or we teach it incorrectly. Its trees, not lines. Humans, like apple trees, have often grafted fruit back in from a close relative.

    Mycroft1967
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was the theory when I was in college but never made sense when you looked at the times of the different hominid species that existed. Always overlapped.

    Jared Robinson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not really a myth so much as our understanding of the way humans evolved, evolved

    Whitefox
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've heard it said that rather than a tree, our ancestral map looks more like a viny bush lol.

    hitex
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What species were the inhabitants of ancient America, Latin & South America? Are we even human?

    SkyBlueandBlack
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Homo sapiens. And yes. Signed, your friendly neighborhood anthropologist.

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    Laura Gillette
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And we didn't evolve *from* Neanderthals. We both evolved from the same common ancestor.

    Aqsa Azam
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's so bizarre to think there were more than one human species, I can't wrap my head around it. We all grew up within our homogenous Homo Sapiens groups and we have never known, seen or interacted with any other living human specie.

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    #14

    Various 'Life Truths' Gen X'ers Were Told As Kids Turned Out To Be Utter Nonsense, Like These 30 I took my son to a dinosaur exhibit, literally everything I learned about Dinosaurs is now wrong, including names of dinosaurs.

    urstillatroll , Mike Bird Report

    LizzieBoredom
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Everything you know is wrong". Firesign Theatre.

    Two_rolling_black_eyes
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would go with incomplete instead of wrong. Good science is constantly finding and correcting mistakes from previous conclusions. Its going from 70% to 80% to 90% to 91.5% accurate but its impossible to ever reach that magical 100%. That 80% right from your childhood was still REALLY good considering we didn't have computers, protein synthesizers, an internet that allowed the sharing of ideas and evidence, and machines that could look at bones inside of a rock.

    Caroline Nagel
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Scientists are discovering new things every day.

    Captain Flapjack
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I took an Astrophysics course and on day 1 the prof said there are no books for this because by the time it's over everything will have changed except the math.

    Say No to Downvoting
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Brontosaurus never existed! That was the best one!

    Demosthenes
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Likely, everything you saw at your sons exhibit will be viewed as wrong as well at some point in the future.

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    #15

    Various 'Life Truths' Gen X'ers Were Told As Kids Turned Out To Be Utter Nonsense, Like These 30 Turns out I never got AIDS from a toilet seat GRANDMA.

    SkeeevyNicks , dirtyboxface Report

    Phred
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can get VD while sitting on a toilet, but it's a really uncomfortable place to have s*x.

    ShellsBells
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny enough, the toilet seat is usually the cleanest spot in a public bathroom. The dirtiest? The locking mechanism inside the stall.

    RajunCajun
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    we all know that one girl in high school that got craps from a toilet seat

    Jared Robinson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't s**t anywhere that is not my toilet. Not since I was about ten years old.

    Evan H
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG, there was so much FUD! Don't go into public washrooms alone because there might be gay people having sex in them. Don't sit on the toilet seat because a gay person might have left their AIDS.

    #16

    Various 'Life Truths' Gen X'ers Were Told As Kids Turned Out To Be Utter Nonsense, Like These 30 Slightly foolish, but true lol That quicksand would be a real life problem

    TwoforFlinching613 , nshepheard Report

    BG
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ARTAX, NOOOOO!!!!

    brittany
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    upvote for reminding me of childhood trauma

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    Daniel Atkins
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah it made it seem it is everywhere and that at any time you would encounter it. as if walking through your back yard and uh oh quicksand.

    Mycroft1967
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tarzan thought differently in the movies. Also Piranhas do not swim down the river like a death wave. They only go after dead things unless they are starving.

    Linda R
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Growing up in Colorado Springs area, I was told to avoid crossing dry stream beds after heavy rains when riding my horse because there might be quicksand. I don't know if it was a real hazard, or if just something Mom said to keep us from riding too far away.

    🌵 Drazil
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My horse and I sank halfway across a riverbed which was still flowing from the previous night's rain! Scared me into never crossing a flow before I know it's safe. Flash floods are a different danger you have to be aware of especially in very dry areas.

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    oktopus
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Come to think of it, I have yet to encounter a lava floor.

    Blue Bunny of Happiness
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you live by Morcambe Bay and try to cross it, it definitely is!

    RabidChild
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TV watching Gen Xers would certainly infer this was the case.

    BenMaharaj
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve been in places were there is quicksand. You’ve got to be careful.

    Louby Of Morrowind
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am tired at took so long to work out what this was a picture of

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    #17

    Various 'Life Truths' Gen X'ers Were Told As Kids Turned Out To Be Utter Nonsense, Like These 30 I’m a HS teacher and use Lies my Teacher told me by James Loewen as a reference for American history.

    KristenNicoleSpice , LexScope Report

    Marie Dahme
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a hearing impaired person, I was shocked to learn about the real Helen Keller. I have this book. I reference it often.

    Nitka Tsar
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hallo. May I ask what you where taught vs what you read about Helen Keller? I am very curious if I know the real story or not and I want to see the difference between the two versions, please

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    #18

    Various 'Life Truths' Gen X'ers Were Told As Kids Turned Out To Be Utter Nonsense, Like These 30 Columbus discovered America

    Martholomeow , Pixabay Report

    Tucker Cahooter
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And for us, James Cook "discovering" Australia is also false

    Gustav Gallifrey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, Cook's arrival is increasingly referred to as 'the European discovery of Australia's east coast' (or similar) these days.

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    PHOTOBOB
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Columbus? I think of him everytime I get lost in the grocery store looking for spices.

    N E
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can 'discover' something before someone else, but if the word isn't put out, then it doesn't matter. Also, it really doesn't matter who discovers something, except to recognize who brought new information that changed the known world or for the keeper of records. Controversy over discovery is ridiculous!

    Chewie Baron
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He only got as far as Hispaniola. Now know as Haiti and the Dominican Republic.

    Never Snarky
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, and he discovered the world was flat when he fell off the edge.

    Doodles1983
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Technically no one discovers anything. The thing always existed. It just took someone to acknowledge and promote it to be called a “discovery”.

    Saint Tim the Godless
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    BenMaharaj
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His discovery was the most impactful to world history. The locals made their discovery of the Americas in prehistory and the Scandinavians did not capitalize on what they found and most people didn’t know they’d found anything. Interestingly an 11th century Herman chronicler wrote about it though. Adam of Bremen.

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    #19

    Various 'Life Truths' Gen X'ers Were Told As Kids Turned Out To Be Utter Nonsense, Like These 30 Memorizing geography. How many of those countries do not exist anymore? All of Yugoslavia, many countries in Africa, Burma, anyone? Our time would have been better spent understanding the history of these areas, and not arbitrary lines set up by colonizers who didn't have an ounce of sense.

    therealgookachu , Tima Miroshnichenko Report

    Ace
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Being renamed is not the same as ceasing to exist. Most of those that have been subdivided were an artificial grouping in the first place, forcibly set up by whatever Empire was in the ascendency at a given point in time.

    Gustav Gallifrey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'Being renamed is not the same as ceasing to exist.' Maybe it is. When this place was called 'New Holland' no-one had a problem with it being here. Then it was 'New South Wales', and everyone was still satisfied it was here. Now it's called 'Australia', and some American people are telling us that the country doesn't exist.

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    BenMaharaj
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m sorry did someone tell you these countries never change?

    majandess
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly. We study history and learn about these borders and changing with whatever empire du jour is in charge. To think that would stop because it's now is kinda weird. But then, I love trying to date globes and maps based on what countries are on them.

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    UpQuarkDownQuark
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s not either/or, it’s and. Know the names of the countries, where they are in relation to each other, AND understand their histories and relationships.

    Two_rolling_black_eyes
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I disagree with this one completely. Its deciding lets ignore history and wait to watch the news next year. I was taught about Rhodesia as a child. Because of that I can find Zimbabwe on a map, learned about the Shona and Ndebele, and even as a child was capable of understanding the atrocities Mugabe did to his own people. Geography is the where and who in "who, what, where, why, and when". Its hard to get outraged about genocide when you don't know where its happening and who its happening to.

    Zobi123
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You need to know the geography to understand the history and current events.

    Demosthenes
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    School teaches information that can be tested easily. Don’t get caught up in thinking it has been designed to educate.

    Ken Beattie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good schools teach you how to learn. Not just rote memorization. That's why there have tests that are essays and projects not just multiple choice questions in end of term exams.

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    Caroline Nagel
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because these countries seized to exist does not mean they were a lie or a myth. Yugoslavia was not a colony.

    N E
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't forget USSR or 'Soviet Russia' (said in bad English with Russian accent: one of my favorites).

    ThéviNinja (she/her)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember being in elementary school studying studying geography and being so happy that I lived in a time where everyone had finally agreed on the names/boundaries of territories… 🙄

    stella rossa
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You need to know both. If you don't know were the country is, how you can understand the history? e.g. In Which country were organized the first Olympic games? Where is Eifel tower?

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    #20

    Various 'Life Truths' Gen X'ers Were Told As Kids Turned Out To Be Utter Nonsense, Like These 30 Ulcers are caused by stress The amount of sugar in the daily recommended diet A world where everyone is able to communicate with everyone else will be a paradise of kindness and peace Concussions are no big deal

    johnbr , Sora Shimazaki Report

    pfeils wife
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "A world where everyone is able to communicate with everyone else will be a paradise of kindness and peace" -how wrong "they" were.

    RabidChild
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe they were using an alternate definition of communicate? Either that or they just left understanding and empathy totally out of the equation.

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    Chris D'Asta
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought Covid might bring us more together as one Human race. I was stupid to believe in that sort of change.

    Ken Beattie
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think anyone ever thought concussions were "no big deal". Maybe people didn't realise just how bad they are *long term* and cumulatively but they were never really treated as a joke.

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    #21

    Various 'Life Truths' Gen X'ers Were Told As Kids Turned Out To Be Utter Nonsense, Like These 30 Fat is bad, sugar isn't that bad.

    contactdeparture , Suzy Hazelwood Report

    Luke T
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reality is the opposite sadly. I should know, sugar has caused all of my medical problems.

    Marie Dahme
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine too brother. At 51, and a lifetime of being a sugar addict… I learned the hard way what I was doing to my body. Reversing a lifetime of bad decisions based incomplete truths is monumental

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    Jacob B.
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember the "fat free" craze, they substituted fat for sugar. People thought they were eating healthy only to become heavier and have several health issues later.

    Caroline Nagel
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The whole world was fed that lie by the sugar industry.

    Never Snarky
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And I was taught just the opposite.

    #22

    Various 'Life Truths' Gen X'ers Were Told As Kids Turned Out To Be Utter Nonsense, Like These 30 The tongue has a map of different taste buds that taste different things

    umKatorMissKath , Godisable Jacob Report

    #23

    Various 'Life Truths' Gen X'ers Were Told As Kids Turned Out To Be Utter Nonsense, Like These 30 You have to wait a 1/2 hour after eating before you go back swimming or you'd get cramps

    ispongeyou , Guduru Ajay bhargav Report

    Jared Robinson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The way they said it they acted like the water touching your skin made your belly get a cramp if you had eaten.

    UpQuarkDownQuark
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s like the water was black magic. Ride your bike right after lunch? No cramps. Play tag and jump on a trampoline right after lunch? No cramps. Casually paddle around the shallow end for a minutes after lunch? CRAMPS! DEAD!

    Evan H
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, sun is good for you. I remember being forced to sunbathe in the summer.

    Goose of the Ahonkalypse
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well it's is good for you in small doses. Cancer risk aside I bet vitamin D levels were better in the 80's and 90's than they are now.

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    BenMaharaj
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jeez every pool I visit these days makes all the kids get out for 15 minutes in every hour. They’re so restrictive on pool toys too. When I was a lad it was 30 minutes every 3 hours and you could bring anything up to a speargun.

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    #24

    Various 'Life Truths' Gen X'ers Were Told As Kids Turned Out To Be Utter Nonsense, Like These 30 The metric system will be phased in by Junior High. I remember thinking how much sense it makes.

    HotShark97 , Ono Kosuki Report

    arthbach
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is only one country where this did not happen.

    Dan Holden
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not entirely true. In Canada we officially use the metric system. However, we unofficially use both. Ask us how far away something is we'll tell you in kilometers. Ask us how tall we are and it'll be feet and inches (I couldn't even tell you how many meters tall I am off the top of my head). It's currently 25°C outside but my thermostat is set to 72°F, and my oven is pre-heating at 350°F. If you buy produce, the prices are typically posted per pound, but at the register it will come up in kilograms. It can be a bit confusing at times.

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    El Dee
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I grew up being taught metric but everything in the outside world being Imperial. The downside was that no one taught us the system that was actually in use. Even now we still have m.p.h. and pints being used. Weirdly in pubs you can buy pints of beer but you must buy spirits in 35ml amounts..

    Marisol Obregon
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I go to the doctor they use the metric system. Then I have to pull out my phone and look up conversions to inches and lbs. 😞

    Audrey Rasmussen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i was gonna comment something then my lights started flickering so i think i shouldnt before i die.....

    tifm
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's never too late to change ;-)

    PowellSkier
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can blame pirates for America not adopting the metric system. The ship carrying the weight and other standards was attacked by pirates and the envoy sent with them from France.

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    #25

    Various 'Life Truths' Gen X'ers Were Told As Kids Turned Out To Be Utter Nonsense, Like These 30 If I swallow gum it will take seven years to digest

    roninthe31 , nerd cinema Report

    Sonja
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's incomplete information. Some types of gum would indeed take that long to be digested, but you poop them out so they don't get digested at all. But that's not a problem. You don't even feel it.

    N E
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL. This! I remember sometime later seeing a program interviewing Coroners asking if they've ever found gum built up in anyone's system. All said no.

    Jayne
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have been swallowing gum for 18 years and have yet to fart out a bubble. Guess I need to work out for a bubble butt.

    Timbob
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Liz, that takes much, much longer !

    #26

    That the only global history you need to know is western history. All other countries’ history isn’t important

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    PowellSkier
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was never taught this. I was well aware of and taught the important contributions of China/East Asia and the Arab world.

    Audrey Rasmussen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    fortunately this is not true for my classes... tho eighth grade is around american history (again, i learn it every year, besides 6th and 7th, but like, how many goddamn times do i need to learn that history??)

    Chris D'Asta
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spent my childhood studying ancient civilisations. It wasn't until my mid-twenties that I started studying American history. I probably should have stuck with my early studies. Now I am constantly depressed and feel more shame than when I was raised Catholic.

    StitchIsCuteAndFluffy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, they taught world history in my sophomore year (American history my junior year), so…

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    #27

    Various 'Life Truths' Gen X'ers Were Told As Kids Turned Out To Be Utter Nonsense, Like These 30 Dinosaurs walked with their tails dragging on the ground The Civil War was fought over "States Rights" We'd be living on the moon with permanent bases by now

    ultimate_ed , Cup of Couple Report

    RabidChild
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm still waiting on my flying car dammit

    The Other Guest
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To heck with the flying car, where's my robot maid? The Roomba's a start, but it doesn't do laundry.

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    Jeremy James
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a millennial from a Union State and even we were taught that nonsense about the American Civil War being about "State rights and economic factors." The vice president of the confederacy literally said it was about defending slavery and white supremacy.

    PowellSkier
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "After the Confederacy's defeat at the hands of the U.S. in the Civil War and the abolition of slavery, Stephens attempted to retroactively deny and retract the opinions he had stated in the speech. Denying his earlier statements that slavery was the Confederacy's cause for leaving the Union, he contended to the contrary that he thought that the war was rooted in constitutional differences..."

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    Captain McSmoot
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How are we going to house people on the moon when we can't even house them in Los Angeles and San Francisco?

    Jeremy James
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think the billionaires have thought this through. Do they not realize that they won't be billionaires anymore when they're 219 million miles from the billions of workers they've been stealing labor value from? They must know that their "billions of dollars" are imaginary, made up by social convention and won't help them on Mars, right?

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    Nathan Pogorzala
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that is when you ask a confederate "The state's right to do what exactly?". They usually have no answer because we already know the answer.

    PowellSkier
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The right to decide how state land is used without federal interference. The right to protect their business and economic interests as they see fit. (Including slavery) The right to self governance without overreaching federal oversight. Shall I continue?

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    Hedonism Bot
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Historians have recently shown off actual quotes from Confederate leaders openly admitting to being primarily (if not exclusively) motivated by wanting to stop the feds from taking away their slaves.

    Jacob B.
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Speaking of the Civil War also known as the war of Northern Aggression. Just like the original Star Wars, Han shot first, the Confederacy fired the first shots.

    PowellSkier
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Civil War was fought over State Rights, one of which was slavery. Slavery was NOT the catalyst that started the war.

    RajunCajun
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    are you talking about the war of northern aggression?

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    #28

    Various 'Life Truths' Gen X'ers Were Told As Kids Turned Out To Be Utter Nonsense, Like These 30 My top five: 1. Shaming fast food workers was classist nonsense. 2. No need for memorization of maps. We have the GPS and Google now. 3. Weed is not as evil as they made it out to be. Turns out the devil’s lettuce will be legal even in Florida gas stations (for medical purposes only, but hey, it’s progress) 4. Boyz 2 Men were more talented than we realized. Just listen to “it’s so hard to say goodbye to yesterday” and tell me you don’t need a hug. 5. Snackwells, Crystal Light, and Snapple were never actually “healthy.”

    Coyote_Roadrunna , Kampus Production Report

    hitex
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Boyz 2 Men were arguably the 1st big 'boy band' & I still love those songs today

    SkyBlueandBlack
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you don't count New Kids on the Block, sure.

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    Blue Bunny of Happiness
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Memorising maps is useful though, it’s what enables me to drive to work without my sat nav and find alternative routes when they randomly dig up the road.

    Crescent 3
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who EVER said the Boyz 2 Men weren't talented? As a vocal group they belong in the company of the greats like the Temptations and the Four Tops. They are light years better than the group that discovered them - New Edition.

    Lavender Myst
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For those who don't know: "Yesterday" by Boyz II Men is actually a cover of the song. The Beatles sang it first. I loved both versions tho and loved they covered it. I owned the CD & tape. I'm gettin old. Lol

    Oberyn Martell
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think The Beatles might have been the first boy band.

    Jared Robinson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    anybody who took a drink of snapple apple that tastes exactly like biting an apple and didn't know it was chock full of every chemical imaginable is deluded. But omg they are so good.

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    #29

    Various 'Life Truths' Gen X'ers Were Told As Kids Turned Out To Be Utter Nonsense, Like These 30 Non stick pans are safe.

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    Der Kommissar
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you've ever been hit in the head with a pan, you would know that they are not safe.

    baby frog
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    as someone who’s been smacked with a pan i can confirm, they are not safe

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    Florence O'Grady
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No metal utensils allowed on non-stick pans and no oil sprayed from a can. It says so on the directions that come with your non-stick pans.

    Ken Beattie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine says no metal, but doesn't say anything about spray oil. So I guess that varies.

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    Jeff Gabrisl
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I still use the original "non-stick" pan it's called cast iron. A well seasoned cast iron skillet works better than any of the gimmicky pans. Also they last a lifetime, or more! I have some old iron I inherited from my grandma, and that is my go-to cookware!

    ninjaTrashPandaBoom
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cast iron all the way. I use my grandmothers set too!

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    Goose of the Ahonkalypse
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People who lived near the factories that produced Teflon got very sick. Teflon itself has forever chemicals in it.

    Blue Bunny of Happiness
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They’re ganging up with the sugar to try and kill me. Might need to keep them in a lower down cupboard, thinking a about it.

    JL
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't even think about cooking sugar in a non-stick pan, or you're a goner.

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    #30

    Various 'Life Truths' Gen X'ers Were Told As Kids Turned Out To Be Utter Nonsense, Like These 30 Almost all Americans are committed to democracy.

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    Imsquatchinyou
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    2 years ago

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    Or the far left sucks as much a*s as the far right? And the overwhelming majority of Americans are moderates, but the extremes of both sides are the loudest and most delusional?

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    Ray McArdle
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they actually know what the word means. They think it's just voting.

    Westy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How many Americans can even define democracy (without googling it)?

    Jared Robinson
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    2 years ago

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    But we don't live in a democracy. This is a constitutional Republic

    Gypsy Mata
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You speak of democracy, but people who disagree get they're comments hidden.

    KuntKrusher
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    2 years ago

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    Only if trump gets re elected will this be true. MAGA

    Tamra
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course, someone who's named themselves "kunt krusher" is a Chump supporter. 🤣. Way to represent your fellow Maga idiots. 🤡

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    #31

    Various 'Life Truths' Gen X'ers Were Told As Kids Turned Out To Be Utter Nonsense, Like These 30 Pluto is a planet.

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    MCA
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't care what anyone has to say about this. Pluto will always be my planet.

    Michael D Bresnahan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once a planet always a planet, no take backs.

    KDav
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can take Pluto as a planet from me right after you pry the Oxford comma out of my cold, dead, and lifeless hands.....

    Jayne
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *plugs ears* LA LA LA! I can't hear you! LA LA LA! (Also Sailor Pluto begs to differ!)

    baby frog
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    pluto is still a planet to me. idc what someone else says!

    Sky Render
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just remember, Pluto got designated a dwarf planet so that Eris, Makemake, Ceres and dozens of other dwarf planets could finally be recognized. It took one for the team!

    Tucker Cahooter
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always remembered the order of planets by the mnemonic "My Very Ernest Mother Just Showed Us Nine Planets" (or some minor variation on that). Now they have to come up with something else

    Beck
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My very elegant mother just served us nine pickles. If there is no Pluto, we will never know what she served nine of.

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    Jared Robinson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's a planetoid. just a small demotion

    Batwench
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still is in my universe.

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    #32

    The pain you feel after working out is lactic acid and massaging it gets rid of the lactic acid.

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    Ace
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're saying this is not the case?

    Jill Rhodry
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lactic acid is a precursor to muscle build and is cleared long before the soreness kicks in - soreness is simply the microtears needed to build muscles.

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    #33

    Various 'Life Truths' Gen X'ers Were Told As Kids Turned Out To Be Utter Nonsense, Like These 30 Your permanent record isn't.

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    Linda R
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless it's on the internet - lol

    James Frail
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine was handed to me just before my senior year ended. As my guidance counselor put it, "you really think we have the space to keep a 1" thick file for everyone that's ever come through the school system?"

    #34

    Various 'Life Truths' Gen X'ers Were Told As Kids Turned Out To Be Utter Nonsense, Like These 30 The safest place to be during a nuclear strike is under your desk.

    s-willoughby , Pixabay Report

    Mycroft1967
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I nuclear attack, put you head between your legs and kiss you as* goodbye.

    Libstak
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Being as close to the ground as possible is always the better option if bombs are going off.

    #35

    You will have to write in cursive for the rest of your life.

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    Ace
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nobody actually told us that, but all writing was cursive, there wasn't any alternative.

    Evan H
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And teachers were shocked/impressed that we could type. Most of us Gen Xers had home computers with word processors (even if it was just a Commodore 64). Whenever we handed in assignments that we typed and printed with a computer, the teachers were so impressed that we could type and use a computer that it was an automatic "A" no matter what we wrote. And then in high school they offered typing class, which people took for an easy credit because most of us already knew how to type.

    Jared Robinson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why? Cursive looks so janky and is hard to read. Caligraphy is f*****g beautiful but I'm not trying to read a thousand page novel deciphering which loop actually goes with which damned letter.

    Caroline Nagel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Being able to hold a pen properly and write cursive is important for finger dexterity.

    Lisa B
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The admin tech at my work is 30 years old and can't read cursive writing.

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    #36

    Various 'Life Truths' Gen X'ers Were Told As Kids Turned Out To Be Utter Nonsense, Like These 30 The relative size of Africa as compared to the other continents on my globe.

    GhostFour , Kyle Glenn Report

    Matt Du
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you mean the flat Mercator map projection? because most glode I've seen are pretty accurate .Try www.thetruesize.com for a flat map where you can compare country sizes

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    #37

    Various 'Life Truths' Gen X'ers Were Told As Kids Turned Out To Be Utter Nonsense, Like These 30 Mikey didn't die eating Pop Rocks an drinking a Pepsi

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    PowellSkier
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What? I never heard this! Pop Rocks & Pepsi made for some awesome belching contests.

    Captain McSmoot
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was the bus that killed him. You should never eat Pop Rocks and drink Pepsi in the middle of the street. Never.

    The Other Guest
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And "we" were wrong. Little Mikey, aka John Gilchrist, Jr, is still alive & has worked behind the scenes (best boy, grip, etc) on such films as "Speed 2" and "The Notebook."

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    #38

    Various 'Life Truths' Gen X'ers Were Told As Kids Turned Out To Be Utter Nonsense, Like These 30 My first-year Spanish teacher(1980-81)told us that the urban legend of “Chevrolet had to change the name of the Nova in Latin America because ‘no va’ means ‘doesn’t go’ in Spanish” was absolute truth.

    smittykins66 , Greg Gjerdingen Report

    PowellSkier
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Coca-Cola in Chinese translates to "bite the wax tadpole".

    MakeupMama68
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this so much… I have told people that for decades and they are positive that I made it up. I’ve called Coca-Cola that since I learned this as a kid 😆😆😆. I feel so validated.

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    User# 6
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rolls Royce changed the proposed name of the Silver Mist to Silver Shadow because 'mist' had a negative connotation in Germanic languages. I was also told the light bulb manufacturer Osram was a failure in Poland as it was a rude term in Polish.

    Killashandra Lux
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, I am Polish and Osram brand is still available on the Polish market. Even though it means literally "I will sh*to on (smth)". People get used to it and don't care much about the name. It was similar with "Pupa" cosmetics brand. It means "butt" in Polish but still people buy it.

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