The paradox of having a stable job is how much of a blessing and a curse it may be. Quite like a toxic relationship, you feel trapped in it but you’d be far worse off without it.
What happens there is known to all: annoying colleagues, burnouts, reheated lunches, ruined Sundays and even worse Mondays, and that very brief sense of freedom that gives you false hope every day, Monday to Friday, at 5pm sharp. And regardless of how many times we could rebinge The Office, going to work IRL lacks that excitement. There’s no Dwight in sight, not even Toby. In fact, there may be Toby in the real workplace but that doesn’t add much fun overall, if any.
So today, we rolled up some of the most relatable and painfully accurate workplace memes to lift up everyone’s spirits. In the end, nothing helps as much as having a good laugh, so all you office-bound lost souls with back problems, have a good one.
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Or that they had to hire 3 people to replace me but couldn't give me a small raise cause it wasn't in the budget. Hahaha
Yep, been there. But they only had to hire 2 to replace me. I must have been goofing off more than you!
Load More Replies...After I quit, 6 more people quit. I was kinda proud of myself, I felt like I started the revolution. 😂
I revisit my old job and walk around like i'm inspecting all the problems that have come up since I left without trying to let them see that that's what i'm doing. thankfully none of the people who used to work there still do so i just look like i'm browsing the store. but i get a thrill when i see the shitshow it's become.
I didn't hate teaching (mostly loved it!) but so happy to have retired in 2019. I don't think I would have survived the horror of 2020 school.
I loved teaching until my last school squeezed every last ounce of love for it outta me. I will never teach again.
Load More Replies...I hold that thought close to my heart and bring it out to admire when I feel bad.
A global poll conducted by Gallup has uncovered that out of the world’s one billion full-time workers, only a handful, 15% of people, are engaged at work. It is significantly better in the U.S., at around 30% engaged, but this still means that roughly 70% of American workers aren't engaged. This comes as somewhat of a paradox, since a good job seems to be a thing that the whole world dreams of.
Millennials, individuals who were born between 1980 and 1996, seem to be especially demotivated. Most of them are coming to work with great enthusiasm, but the old management practices—forms, gaps and annual reviews—grind the life out of them. Unlike baby boomers, who thought of a job as “just a job,” millennials are more involved in their workplace, often finding their friends and love interest in that same workplace environment. But sadly, not many of them are lucky enough to say they like their job.
My life. I love Jensen Ackles.. But yeah, I'm definitely better at getting ready or anything at the very last minute lol. I work well under stress.
It's been found that many people do their best work while under pressure. They need that adrenalin rush to help motivate themselves. People like this tend to have a low base arousal state and need that sense of urgency to feel ok and get things done.
I'm organized so that cuts time off of what I'm doing so I can afford to procrastinate a little.
This irritates me so much. I hate to contact co-workers when they are off and I don't want to answer when they contact me. I'm a firm believer that when you are off you are off and you should not have a 24/7 relationship with work. I've had positions were I was the one responsible to make sure we had enough staff and I absolutely hated calling and convincing people that they need/should come in. I'm sure they hated me a bit,I would.
Same, I don't even think about work on my day off and you want me to come in after I've just worked 7 straight days???? Miss me with that BS!
Load More Replies...At least the boss was okay with it, I see memes of people quitting over this stuff
Short and sweet. When it's your day off, you can also use the vacation responder for calls and texts this way work gets the middle finger emoji and you don't get bugged.
ive always wanted to go somewhere.. my dream place.. I want to get out of my crib and enter the snack house (magic kitchen)
Weird that I'm just now seeing this at 9:29 on Monday, July 10th. I'm going home now...
Maybe they're referring to their phone's lock screen and not the actual place.
So in order to find out whether learning to like your job is a solution, and when one should think of a change in career, we spoke with Christine Mitterbaeuer, a licensed and ICF-approved career coach and serial entrepreneur who shared some very useful insights.
“Being positive and content in life is a matter of which perspective you choose to adopt. In other words, how you choose to look at things in your life, such as your job, determines how you think and feel about it,” Christine said and added that you could have a great job and not appreciate it. This may happen “because your focus is on what’s not going well in your personal life.”
The career coach argues that similarly, you could have a boring or stressful job and be happy with it, because you’re looking at the bigger picture. “The bigger picture might tell you that this job is paying a salary with which you can feed your family, or pay for an education to get a better job afterwards. Knowing this and reminding yourself of this daily can help change your attitude to a positive one, and allow you to enjoy and appreciate your job a lot more.”
I found an old paper that I had written in university about 20 years ago. I wrote about the theory that dyslexia could be related to vision problems, specifically problems with the saccadic eye movements that are used when reading. I was quite surprised to remember that I wrote it and that the neuroscientist teaching the class had been very pleased with it. I remember feeling like I must have cheated somehow even though I didn't. I'm still amazed at some of the work I used to do and how I felt like I'd be found out as an imposter at any minute. From what I've read, it's a common phenomenon, a lot of people think that way...but knowing that doesn't seem to stop the feeling.
Yeah the itty bitty sh*tty committee living in our head is very powerful. We are so good at beating ourselves internally we can't believe when we actually perform well...
Load More Replies...I cried laughing when I read this. Same. My ability to sound like I know what I'm doing knows no boundaries.
If a job requires hours of your life to complete, it deserves a living wage. It shouldn't be that hard to understand.
But if people are getting paid more then the price of everything, rent included, would go up and then people will be complaining for more money
Load More Replies...I'm seeing incentives for these burger flipping places that will give you free food when you turn in an application. How about just paying people a decent wage?
I think the middle and upper class are just scared they'll no longer get their morning double doubles and big macs.
Wages have not kept up with taxes, cost of living or inflation but we are expected to work ourselves to death and be able to live on a pittance.
I was told to get a "real job" after graduating from college. I did & it paid waaay less. I also hated going to work everyday. I burned out before I turned 40.
I have a degree in psych and experience working on government projects, after I moved across the country, I literally couldn’t get a job flipping burgers at McDonalds. I ate a big slice of humble pie, told myself that I was not above any honest work, and I went to their big recruitment and hiring day. I have to give the restaurant manager credit for being straightforward, while other applicants were being interviewed by shift supervisors, he came out and met with me - he told me that he wasn’t going to hire me and explained why. I respect not giving me a BS excuse, but it still stung.
Is just in MN where every "burger flipping" place is already offering at least $15/hr now? Cause I'm kind of sink of hearing about living wages. Five Guys is offing $18 near me!
How dare people want to earn enough that they don't need food stamps and section 8 to survive? Don't they know government assistance was created to allow employers to subsidize their labor?
I am responsive but will always move the matter forward. What I hate is people who reply with a bullshit question or answer JUST to get it off their plate. Those people? I am super-responsive to. Back in your court, mate,
90% of management could be replaced by auto forwarding emails.
Load More Replies...YES!! I like checking stuff off and moving on - I don't want to have to revisit that again.
It's still landing on the end of the "to do list" so at least You earned some time ;)
if it's something I easily or readily have the answer to, by all means I'm ticking your inquiry off my list immediately
This. Last Friday, I had someone promise to email me back within an hour. She emailed me back three hours later - five minutes before I was planning to leave the office. I wound up working 30 min. overtime just so her thing wouldn't sit through the weekend. I didn't want it on my list on Monday.
After that first hour goes by, send another that says "Times up, you lose" and block them until next Friday...I know that's not how it works, but its nice to have a fantasy...
Load More Replies...When asked how important it really is to genuinely like your work, Christine said that many people live happy lives despite slightly or even majorly disliking their jobs. “Why? Because their focus is on other positive elements in their lives. Perhaps their boring job allows them a lifestyle which is great, perhaps a lot of freedom to follow their hobbies and passions outside work. Or perhaps they focus on all the positive things they can afford because of having this job, which makes them and their families happier overall,” she explained.
I found that good bosses and even usually mediocre bosses will gladly accept a "no" if you give them an alternative. It's only bad bosses that completely shut down other options.
I always told my manager i don't want to do thing, but does it anyways. I'd tell him that i'm doing it only because i'm paid to. He was nearing his retirement, and he was really cool. He's just laught it off because he knows i'd still do a good job despite my obvious lack of desire. Id never say no though, since most stuff needs to be done. So, i'll do it and do it well. But know that i'm not happy doing it lol
I got turned down for a promotion because I said no once to training someone because I was really sick. My manager said, when your a manager you don't have the option of saying no.
what they fail to mention is that later is 'probably never' or '15 years'.
Im sorry I don't know about you but I could make 40,000 a year I would take it. If people what to make millions for low level jobs then start a business, stop complaining about your wages and start working for them.
"That's okay, we all make mistakes and forget things. I'll fix your mistake after hours, no problem."
Lol. That's funny. Plus I like how you're the only one dissecting the post. And even if "per" translates to "as", "as per" means "according to", right?? Sorry, english is my second language. It's such a funny "put together" language. So I do get errors on definitions.
Load More Replies..."As per my last email" is office speak for "B***h, can you read?"
For most people, the atmosphere and the people in the work environment influence their sense of wellbeing a great deal, the career coach argues. “This depends on how social vs. independent the role is, and how introvert vs. extrovert you as a person are. You could have a boring job but the nicest colleagues, and if socializing means a lot to your sense of wellbeing, then this atmosphere might be enough to make work bearable or even fun.”
On the other hand, “you might also be the type who prefers quiet time so you can focus on your work, so in that case, the atmosphere might not mean a lot to you.” Christine concluded that “it’s important to know yourself so you can place a value on your colleagues and the atmosphere before you accept a new job.”
(stay between the lines, stay between the lines, stay between the lines)
This picture is breaking my heart!! Will someone please help that little girl... get her a kitten or a puppy or... whatever she wants! NOW!
LMAO!!! I once had a Lead that was famous for starting fires. As a backup Lead, I usually had to be the one putting them out though lol.
Load More Replies...Then the bigger bosses come halfway cross the country to chew us out. The kicker is a month earlier I sent an email all the way up the chain of command telling them about it!
Worked for company making bedliners. Told owner the vacuum pump wasn't going to last and we needed another or to at least get back up rebuilt. He complained and said the current one was just rebuilt (for like the 6th time) and there was no reason it should need replaced so fast and that we didn't have the money. Lo and behold 2 weeks later the pump craps out. Instead of sending one or both out immediately he buys one from a junk sale and it cannot be used for our application which cost us a week. Finally send pump out to get rebuilt which takes another 2+ weeks. The $2500 he didn't want to spend ended up costing us $15,000 a day and the $2500 plus expedite fees to get the pump rebuilt.
Followed by management getting told by even higher management that there's a problem and them handing you the fire extinguisher...
Yeah I much preferred spending 40 hours a week with people who made me feel angry and tired, having to tolerate abuse from people bigger than me, and not even getting to pick my own clothes
And being called lazy for not completing 27 hours of homework or being late once in 4 years of going to that school and being put on the spot from then on
Load More Replies...First people are complaining about the wages, now people are complaining about prices are too high, what do you want everything for free
LOL unless I'm directly spoken to that mute button stays on and I just click off right after. Thank goodness our meetings are not requiring us to facetime. I think they reduced the zoom meetings due to the old timers unable to pick up on how work it.
LMAO!!! I see my manager do this all the time. We'd be in mid conversation and she'll give me a "one sec, *unmute*, thanks everyone, *logout*" then we'll continue our conversation lol.
"Oh, and can you pick up a few of your co-workers who normally take the bus on your way in?"
Yep I had four wheel drive so that was always me. And bringing people home but I liked my coworkers so it wasn't that bad.
Load More Replies...I worked in hospitality industry handling food years ago. One day I woke up with what could've been pink eye. And since it's highly contagious and just doesn't look pretty, in my view, greeting customers and handling food was out of the question... My ahole boss thought differently and actually asked me to send her pictures to see if it looked good enough to host for the day.
Load More Replies...A shout out for the workers in my industry (skilled nursing facilities) that MUST go in to take care of the residents regardless of weather conditions.
This post is a repeat but still on the dot. I almost got killed spinning out on the ice in a new years blizzard. I was so traumatized and my boss just laughed it off.
I was working part-time in a tanning salon while in college. One night we had over 2 feet of snow in less that 24 hours. The governor declared a state of emergency for the area. I was scheduled to work that night but no cars were allowed on the road. So I called the owner to make sure she knew the situation; she still expected me to come in! I had to try and explain to her that nobody was going anywhere and that she should go home as quickly and safely as possible. To this day I have a feeling she thinks that I was just goofing off.
The more cheap you are paid, the more easy for employer to get your replacement, thus the less appreciated you are by the company..
I've been tempted to pull an Elle Woods and buy some colourful fabric and sheers, and cover the cubicles in colour. Ah, alas, the more personalization you deck out your work space the more the boss will think your willing to practically moving in to live at work.
I've done the opposite. Have your cube as clean, undecorated and impersonalized as possible. Actual conversation: Coworker: "Your desk always looks like it's your last day." Me: "I like to keep people guessing."
Load More Replies...Why are offices always so cold ? Its the ghosts of people's hopes and dreams!
Once I started decorating my cube a little at a time , everyone else started on theirs
There is no culture at work that I feel inclined to be associated with. Work is a paycheck to me, nothing more and that's all I want it to be about. I'll stick with working from home too, no more office drama, politics or noise, I can live and do my job just fine without all that unnecessary crap.
That's literally not it. It's the we can't check up on you to make sure your working type spying they get off on. It's infuriating like yes Sharon, I can get up from my desk to grab a bottle of water from the fridge AND get my work done at home too 🙄
I decorated my cubicle like a living room - a few cheap decorative glass vases from ikea, a shelf clock, couple faux succulents, and some other decorative things really took the edge off the sterile feeling it had. I figured I spent enough time there, I may as well have things that make it feel as comfortable as possible.
I assume most of my time will be spent there
Load More Replies...Come with me. I'll show you The Tantrum Hole. It's a nice, dark place where we all go to scream into the void.
Someone in my old workplace did this on his 3rd day. He went to lunch and never came back :)
I had a guy do this on a job site. Just disappeared
Load More Replies...I just walked out of a bad job after. Week. I went to the boss asked for a sheet of paper wrote I quit on it handed it to him and walked out. Never regretted it
And the cost of insurance goes up 5 to 8 percent or more along with inflation so you bring home less than you did before the "raise".
I just went from working part time to fulltime and though my total income is a little more, I actually get €2 per hour less after taxes etc. >.<
Load More Replies...People should happy that they make money, because the opposite is sleeping out on the streets
Oh, man! I'm on the Bargaining Committee and we're asking for a wages that are good now ... but for how long?
My old job is her my 0.25 cent raise denied because I needed to work on my hand writing skills... (It would have been a 1% raise for a nursing job that under paid by 40% of market, but I was stuck in it due to '08 market crash for years)
Load More Replies...Lol, try living in a country like Argentina. 50% inflation during the 2021 and a mediocre 15% raise every 6 months if you're lucky.
LMAO I can't tell what that cat's real expression is due to those brows
If you carry a clipboard and look very agitated, people will assume you have serious business and leave you alone.
His face is saying: “Ah sh*t here we go again”
Load More Replies...thank goodness for masks because man I hated this facial expression
That rage is usually brought on by the sheer fact that I'm at work with people I'd rather stuff into a 50 gallon drum and launch into space.
I did the math so you don't have to: 5 sunflower seeds are approximately $0.008.
Load More Replies...He/she makes $240,000 a year because unlike most people he/she works for it
First day of preschool, three year old me thrown out of class because seeing my face every single three year old in the vicinity starts crying.
Lol I'm the one who always tells every coworker who's away for maternal leave "You don't really want to come back, do you??? You can get something soooo much better. Go and find something better because... Let's be honest... Everything is better than this."
I used to clean reality offices, but we were NOT to clean the desks because we could then be liable if something went missing. But this one realtor ALWAYS had a collection of old coffee mugs on his desk - every single one growing mold. It was so nasty!
Right? I have explained to many an employer over the years that I am a loyal employee, who also happens to have a life - And NO, I will not come in 3 hours early for a meeting that has absolutely zero to do with my position.
There is the "customer just asked if it's free" laugh and the "we're totally making fun of the customer once they leave" laugh.
I love how customers give me fun work to do and good laughs at the exotic bugs they just created. (I work in IT)
Load More Replies...You can always tell when someone is about to quit because they stop fake laughing and just stare.
I refused to laugh at a customer's bad, inappropriate joke and he actually got offended and questioned me about not laughing. I said it wasn't funny and he just got even more offended.
My sister is the master of making clients think they are best friends eventhough she can't stand them. I did not get that skill. Whatever the opposite is, that's what I got.
When did simple excretory and digestive body functions become offensive enough to get censured? No, we humans don't excrete, we p.s. on letters to the ocean :?
i mean...when one is a swear word you cant exactly get mad...
Load More Replies...didn't that one get updated to "we're all in the same storm, but in different boats"?
as long as they pay well and noone annoys me, I can even mop seabed :P
Never again do I want to work a job without satisfaction. Never.
Load More Replies...My mate was the foreman on this smallish building project and he got me a job as hod carrier which I loved and paid the bills. This one day, he said there's no call for a hod carrier for the next day or so but I've got another job for you if you want it. Being practically penniless, I accepted with gratitude. So he starts me off digging a hole and says I should dig to about waist level. So I do and he inspects it and says, 'Brilliant. Fill it all in again and when you've done that, dig it all out again'. I earned two days full pay digging and filling holes because my mate couldn't have me short on payday. Lovely bloke.
I had to bleach trash cans because they smelled, an hour later they smelled again and I was told I didn’t do a good enough job
Omg...my boss is always cold, my assistant manager is always hungry, and I'm always wanting to go home! We're the only 3 people in the office!!!
Why does the person who's super cold get to control the thermostat? You can wear more sweaters or get a heating pad or even bring a blanket. I'm gonna get fired if I try coming in topless with my tiddies out because y'all crank it hotter than Satan's ballsack.
Yup. One of the ladies tried writing me up for putting a fan on cos I was hot af. You can't dress down too much at work but you sure can dress up more. And then she started assuming I have some sort health condition to cause me to be hot while she's cold. Smh. So glad I wfh. Just want to get out of this company.
-"Do you need any help?" *hoping that they say no* -"Yes please...." -*oh fu$k damn*
Coffee doesn't even energize me. But it does make me moody later, and dehydrated. The managers love to bait us with "free coffee" from the coffee vending machine they can make free for a few hours "if we do really, really good on the big project". Not sure how much coffee they expect us to drink, and that coffee is s**t. Wahoo 🙄
MOHBS, it sounds like that is neither free nor coffee.
Load More Replies...I do get up early to work out but I do have an autoimmune disorder that comes with chronic fatigue and working out does energize me. I don't like the taste of coffee unless it's in dessert and I once socially drank coffee after a Krav Maga class and had heart palpitations and nausea for 8 hours and learnt that martial artists tend to have higher adrenaline
I find it really really hard to find the motivation to do anything in the morning but working out does help because once you get going you can keep going
I do get up early to workout, but only after 20oz of high energy tea (I'm allergic to coffee).
Alternatively. Break down loud and proud in front of as many people as possible, preferably clients that like you, because then management has to cover their butts and make it seem like they care and you might just get some paid leave.
I’d go in there sometimes until they missed me. Sometimes it was a few minutes to an hour one day.
I think I finally understand what it means to "climb the corporate ladder"
Load More Replies...Beat me to it in the 40's! Lucky I'm doing home health care now.
Load More Replies...That happened to me once, I had just gotten my review, and I think a .50 raise, I had already been looking for a job, gave my notice and he was like you just got a raise, yes I did, my the offer for my new job is $5.00 more than what I make here. He was just like oh, well god luck!
I move all my sent emails in my inbox, check the inbox every day, resent the email until i get the answer. so it would not work for me 😀
Talking from an IT point of view: Please read your emails. There are very important things that are happening and I don't have the time to put out your emergency when "you didn't know anything about this, that or the other"
Talking as someone with experience in IT and communications; if you want people to read something, make it worth their while. If your message is jam packed in a bunch of BS, no one will read it. If it's urgent, don't just use e-mail, use different channels. If you're in a place where it's very important people are informed; find a way to push messages. Don't blame the user and don't overestimate the importance of your message.
Load More Replies...Somehow I always have that face but my voice says the opposite.
"Oh sure no problem! I'm happy to do all your work and my work and not be able to take any breaks!"
somehow I want to look like this but my helpfulness betrays the goal
Don't even have time to just sit. Barely enough time to heat up and eat my food.
then i remember that there will be medical expenses, eventual funeral costs and meanwhile the ever rising prices of.. well everything really
It doesn't have to be like this. We've all just kinda accepted the worst parts of capitalism but there are countries experimenting with new ways and they're working. Iceland was the latest to try a 4-day work week, with no reduction in pay. Unsurprisingly, just as good output as before, higher energy among workers, and lower carbon emissions (due to less commuting). We can push for change and vote for people who will change things. NOT right-wing people; they want to change things, for sure, but not for the better.
the expression that befits this picture is golden - someday I will eyeroll myself into another dimension.
With a few exceptions, you generally don't choose your family. You generally do choose your job. You can always choose a different one.
Same, they are part of my "office pyjama" outfit 👌
Load More Replies...Do you have any idea how unethical and irresponsible you are!! The utter gaul!! I took one day off after working for two months solid to help open a restaurant and the wall (sprinkler panel over the fryer) literally fell down. The owner never let me live that down
That's called someone went on a job interview to slave for the company across the river
Um, she already looks more professional than most people at my work -- myself included. Full makeup, styled hair, fancy shirt, willing to talk on the phone...
you seem like a trekkie from your pfp, so let me tell you what ive been laughing about for the past week: NEEP DACE SPINE
Load More Replies...No, no, no... The better mantra is "I Love My Paycheck... I love my paycheck...I love my paycheck". Even though it may not be enough, it's better than NO paycheck.
Don't give a f##k about both job and coworkers. I'm here just for the money.
So it's "when you hate your job, but love your salary" then.
Load More Replies...I don't know who this is or why she's crying, but if the photo comes from paparazzi, they really need to back off. It looks like she's not having a great day and could really use some space.
3 zoom calls, 15 emails, and a conference call to talk about efficiency.. meanwhile, I'm under the sink trying to replace a leaking faucet... really people??!! Y'all want me to work or not?
I, depending on how much I like the others, how much sleep I've had, and how important the assignment or whatever actually is, rotate between "Does 99% of the work", "Has no idea what's going on the whole time", and "Disappears at the very beginning and doesn't show up again until the very end".
Yesterday, I got a confirmation to a free webinar taking place in the future that was marked as urgent. NO!!!
When he stands behind my back and I do random sh*t on my PC to look busy :D
Seems like a rave, even if you are dead inside. I think the trade off will be worth it.
I've been unemployed for a month and I was so relieved that I don't have to put up with this anymore! ❤
Load More Replies...Domestic work, you can't quit, don't get paid and will never end
Load More Replies...Biggest problem is, no matter what job one has, they still carry their lousy attitude with them, and THAT is always going to be their downfall until they change how they think and how they act toward others. Yes, I know what I'm talking about; I'm nearly 70, had to retire at 64 (medical reasons), and over the course of 52 years, I worked a lot of different jobs. Some were ok, some lousy, some downright stupid and dangerous, a few quite interesting, but in every one of them, if my attitude was bad, then the job was exponentially worse for it.
The best way to describe it is doing the same thing expecting a different result, I believe the dictionary has it listed under INSANITY.
I've been unemployed for a month and I was so relieved that I don't have to put up with this anymore! ❤
Load More Replies...Domestic work, you can't quit, don't get paid and will never end
Load More Replies...Biggest problem is, no matter what job one has, they still carry their lousy attitude with them, and THAT is always going to be their downfall until they change how they think and how they act toward others. Yes, I know what I'm talking about; I'm nearly 70, had to retire at 64 (medical reasons), and over the course of 52 years, I worked a lot of different jobs. Some were ok, some lousy, some downright stupid and dangerous, a few quite interesting, but in every one of them, if my attitude was bad, then the job was exponentially worse for it.
The best way to describe it is doing the same thing expecting a different result, I believe the dictionary has it listed under INSANITY.
