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The paradox of having a stable job is how much of a blessing and a curse it may be. Quite like a toxic relationship, you feel trapped in it but you’d be far worse off without it.

What happens there is known to all: annoying colleagues, burnouts, reheated lunches, ruined Sundays and even worse Mondays, and that very brief sense of freedom that gives you false hope every day, Monday to Friday, at 5pm sharp. And regardless of how many times we could rebinge The Office, going to work IRL lacks that excitement. There’s no Dwight in sight, not even Toby. In fact, there may be Toby in the real workplace but that doesn’t add much fun overall, if any.

So today, we rolled up some of the most relatable and painfully accurate workplace memes to lift up everyone’s spirits. In the end, nothing helps as much as having a good laugh, so all you office-bound lost souls with back problems, have a good one.

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Rijkærd
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Little??? Oh no! I go out and have a toast to myself for being smart enough to quit sooner.

Jody Whitmarsh
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or that they had to hire 3 people to replace me but couldn't give me a small raise cause it wasn't in the budget. Hahaha

Just me, myself, and I
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yep, been there. But they only had to hire 2 to replace me. I must have been goofing off more than you!

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Mila Kulash
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

After I quit, 6 more people quit. I was kinda proud of myself, I felt like I started the revolution. 😂

Kate Jones
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I revisit my old job and walk around like i'm inspecting all the problems that have come up since I left without trying to let them see that that's what i'm doing. thankfully none of the people who used to work there still do so i just look like i'm browsing the store. but i get a thrill when i see the shitshow it's become.

Robert T
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The company went bust, so yeah, it got a worse! I jumped ship as I had just taken out a mortgage and couldn't afford to miss even one month's wages.

Cydney Golden
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I didn't hate teaching (mostly loved it!) but so happy to have retired in 2019. I don't think I would have survived the horror of 2020 school.

SobyKay
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I loved teaching until my last school squeezed every last ounce of love for it outta me. I will never teach again.

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Linda Mermaid
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I hold that thought close to my heart and bring it out to admire when I feel bad.

Eb Mull
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Happened to me! The ship kept sinking!

Rod Egret
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Actually happened to me that the getting a lot worse part was caused by me quitting. Pretty cool sensation!

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A global poll conducted by Gallup has uncovered that out of the world’s one billion full-time workers, only a handful, 15% of people, are engaged at work. It is significantly better in the U.S., at around 30% engaged, but this still means that roughly 70% of American workers aren't engaged. This comes as somewhat of a paradox, since a good job seems to be a thing that the whole world dreams of.

Millennials, individuals who were born between 1980 and 1996, seem to be especially demotivated. Most of them are coming to work with great enthusiasm, but the old management practices⁠—forms, gaps and annual reviews⁠—grind the life out of them. Unlike baby boomers, who thought of a job as “just a job,” millennials are more involved in their workplace, often finding their friends and love interest in that same workplace environment. But sadly, not many of them are lucky enough to say they like their job.

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    Micah
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Results oriented thinking. Keep going with it 'til it doesn't work anymore.

    Ashley Deane
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My life. I love Jensen Ackles.. But yeah, I'm definitely better at getting ready or anything at the very last minute lol. I work well under stress.

    Maurettis
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Productivity comes at a cost

    Cactus McCoy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lazyness is applied efficiency.

    Terry Tobias
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's been found that many people do their best work while under pressure. They need that adrenalin rush to help motivate themselves. People like this tend to have a low base arousal state and need that sense of urgency to feel ok and get things done.

    RedOphelia 13
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm organized so that cuts time off of what I'm doing so I can afford to procrastinate a little.

    Potter Jackson fan
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ohmygosh, me with my school work!!!!

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    Veronica Sjöberg
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This irritates me so much. I hate to contact co-workers when they are off and I don't want to answer when they contact me. I'm a firm believer that when you are off you are off and you should not have a 24/7 relationship with work. I've had positions were I was the one responsible to make sure we had enough staff and I absolutely hated calling and convincing people that they need/should come in. I'm sure they hated me a bit,I would.

    Jazmine Conway
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same, I don't even think about work on my day off and you want me to come in after I've just worked 7 straight days???? Miss me with that BS!

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    Printerman
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, I'm as impressed by the last reply as the first one.

    Omegakiller44
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least the boss was okay with it, I see memes of people quitting over this stuff

    RedOphelia 13
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Short and sweet. When it's your day off, you can also use the vacation responder for calls and texts this way work gets the middle finger emoji and you don't get bugged.

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    Upstaged75
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This feels like a personal attack. ;)

    Comfy Panda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would be a Lock Screen for the computer.

    Sandra Amazing Star
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ive always wanted to go somewhere.. my dream place.. I want to get out of my crib and enter the snack house (magic kitchen)

    Tobias the Tiger
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This exact picture is the background of my dad's work computer!

    FlipperDoodle
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Weird that I'm just now seeing this at 9:29 on Monday, July 10th. I'm going home now...

    Analyn Lahr
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's on the work computer at my p!ace of employment as well.

    Travis Fox
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe they're referring to their phone's lock screen and not the actual place.

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    So in order to find out whether learning to like your job is a solution, and when one should think of a change in career, we spoke with Christine Mitterbaeuer, a licensed and ICF-approved career coach and serial entrepreneur who shared some very useful insights.

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    “Being positive and content in life is a matter of which perspective you choose to adopt. In other words, how you choose to look at things in your life, such as your job, determines how you think and feel about it,” Christine said and added that you could have a great job and not appreciate it. This may happen “because your focus is on what’s not going well in your personal life.”

    The career coach argues that similarly, you could have a boring or stressful job and be happy with it, because you’re looking at the bigger picture. “The bigger picture might tell you that this job is paying a salary with which you can feed your family, or pay for an education to get a better job afterwards. Knowing this and reminding yourself of this daily can help change your attitude to a positive one, and allow you to enjoy and appreciate your job a lot more.”

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    Kristal
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel the same reading academic papers I wrote

    Terry Tobias
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I found an old paper that I had written in university about 20 years ago. I wrote about the theory that dyslexia could be related to vision problems, specifically problems with the saccadic eye movements that are used when reading. I was quite surprised to remember that I wrote it and that the neuroscientist teaching the class had been very pleased with it. I remember feeling like I must have cheated somehow even though I didn't. I'm still amazed at some of the work I used to do and how I felt like I'd be found out as an imposter at any minute. From what I've read, it's a common phenomenon, a lot of people think that way...but knowing that doesn't seem to stop the feeling.

    Diana Buckland
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah the itty bitty sh*tty committee living in our head is very powerful. We are so good at beating ourselves internally we can't believe when we actually perform well...

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    Maurettis
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The you at the workplace is a different you

    Kitty Dalla Riva
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I cried laughing when I read this. Same. My ability to sound like I know what I'm doing knows no boundaries.

    User# 6
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been faking it for thirty years now. Only twelve more to go.

    EmCWolf
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imposter syndrome be like

    Darcy Marie
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate professional me. That bitch is so fake.

    Bobby
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How d you know about me?

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    #6

    Accurate

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    Andy Acceber
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If a job requires hours of your life to complete, it deserves a living wage. It shouldn't be that hard to understand.

    Omegakiller44
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But if people are getting paid more then the price of everything, rent included, would go up and then people will be complaining for more money

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    Jody Whitmarsh
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm seeing incentives for these burger flipping places that will give you free food when you turn in an application. How about just paying people a decent wage?

    MyOpinionHasBeenServed
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the middle and upper class are just scared they'll no longer get their morning double doubles and big macs.

    RedOphelia 13
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wages have not kept up with taxes, cost of living or inflation but we are expected to work ourselves to death and be able to live on a pittance.

    Fergus Corgi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was told to get a "real job" after graduating from college. I did & it paid waaay less. I also hated going to work everyday. I burned out before I turned 40.

    Sean Simpson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a degree in psych and experience working on government projects, after I moved across the country, I literally couldn’t get a job flipping burgers at McDonalds. I ate a big slice of humble pie, told myself that I was not above any honest work, and I went to their big recruitment and hiring day. I have to give the restaurant manager credit for being straightforward, while other applicants were being interviewed by shift supervisors, he came out and met with me - he told me that he wasn’t going to hire me and explained why. I respect not giving me a BS excuse, but it still stung.

    Elaine Crider
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is just in MN where every "burger flipping" place is already offering at least $15/hr now? Cause I'm kind of sink of hearing about living wages. Five Guys is offing $18 near me!

    Christina Gomez
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How dare people want to earn enough that they don't need food stamps and section 8 to survive? Don't they know government assistance was created to allow employers to subsidize their labor?

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    Mitchell
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am responsive but will always move the matter forward. What I hate is people who reply with a bullshit question or answer JUST to get it off their plate. Those people? I am super-responsive to. Back in your court, mate,

    De Gueb
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    90% of management could be replaced by auto forwarding emails.

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    Duncan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I loved delayed email delivery, i use it all the time

    Liz the Wanderer
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, I just open it the next day and pretend.

    Char Panda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YES!! I like checking stuff off and moving on - I don't want to have to revisit that again.

    Troux
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I respond, I consider it off my list until they act or reply to it. Nope. It's apparently also my job to follow up with them and force them to give a response back.

    Evil Hornet
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's still landing on the end of the "to do list" so at least You earned some time ;)

    SlartyBlartFast
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if it's something I easily or readily have the answer to, by all means I'm ticking your inquiry off my list immediately

    Andy Acceber
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This. Last Friday, I had someone promise to email me back within an hour. She emailed me back three hours later - five minutes before I was planning to leave the office. I wound up working 30 min. overtime just so her thing wouldn't sit through the weekend. I didn't want it on my list on Monday.

    Chucky Cheezburger
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After that first hour goes by, send another that says "Times up, you lose" and block them until next Friday...I know that's not how it works, but its nice to have a fantasy...

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    When asked how important it really is to genuinely like your work, Christine said that many people live happy lives despite slightly or even majorly disliking their jobs. “Why? Because their focus is on other positive elements in their lives. Perhaps their boring job allows them a lifestyle which is great, perhaps a lot of freedom to follow their hobbies and passions outside work. Or perhaps they focus on all the positive things they can afford because of having this job, which makes them and their families happier overall,” she explained.

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    Reminder That You Can Say No

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    Andy Acceber
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I found that good bosses and even usually mediocre bosses will gladly accept a "no" if you give them an alternative. It's only bad bosses that completely shut down other options.

    Me Oh My
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HOLD THE F**K UP SAYING NO IS AN OPTION

    Slick
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always told my manager i don't want to do thing, but does it anyways. I'd tell him that i'm doing it only because i'm paid to. He was nearing his retirement, and he was really cool. He's just laught it off because he knows i'd still do a good job despite my obvious lack of desire. Id never say no though, since most stuff needs to be done. So, i'll do it and do it well. But know that i'm not happy doing it lol

    Raven Luna
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got turned down for a promotion because I said no once to training someone because I was really sick. My manager said, when your a manager you don't have the option of saying no.

    Valerie G.
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ah, Ken Howard, I loved him on The White Shadow.

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    #9

    Good Luck Finding Someone Now.

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    BatDude117 Official
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what they fail to mention is that later is 'probably never' or '15 years'.

    Omegakiller44
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Im sorry I don't know about you but I could make 40,000 a year I would take it. If people what to make millions for low level jobs then start a business, stop complaining about your wages and start working for them.

    Evil Hornet
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They look a bit like Wilson and Cameron from Dr House

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    Troux
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Ok, let me put this 'highest priority' with the 63 other 'highest priorities' I got today."

    Susie Elle
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "That's okay, we all make mistakes and forget things. I'll fix your mistake after hours, no problem."

    Rebecca Gichuki
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This meeting could have been an email...

    Larissa Williams
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I didn't realize I was asking for your opinion.."

    MaShunnda Beard
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Oh I'm sorry, I don't like you. Thanks!"

    Francine Govan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If "per" is latin for "as" ... isn't "as per" like saying "as as"?

    Somewhat-Guilty
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol. That's funny. Plus I like how you're the only one dissecting the post. And even if "per" translates to "as", "as per" means "according to", right?? Sorry, english is my second language. It's such a funny "put together" language. So I do get errors on definitions.

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    Celtic Pirate Queen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "As per my last email" is office speak for "B***h, can you read?"

    Celeste
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's circle back to that....never. That ok for you?

    Lola
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m speaking - Kamala Harris.

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    For most people, the atmosphere and the people in the work environment influence their sense of wellbeing a great deal, the career coach argues. “This depends on how social vs. independent the role is, and how introvert vs. extrovert you as a person are. You could have a boring job but the nicest colleagues, and if socializing means a lot to your sense of wellbeing, then this atmosphere might be enough to make work bearable or even fun.”

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    On the other hand, “you might also be the type who prefers quiet time so you can focus on your work, so in that case, the atmosphere might not mean a lot to you.” Christine concluded that “it’s important to know yourself so you can place a value on your colleagues and the atmosphere before you accept a new job.”

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    Joanna Werman
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    (stay between the lines, stay between the lines, stay between the lines)

    Isabel Care
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stay on the paper is good enough at the moment

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    Terry Tobias
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This picture is breaking my heart!! Will someone please help that little girl... get her a kitten or a puppy or... whatever she wants! NOW!

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    Somewhat-Guilty
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LMAO!!! I once had a Lead that was famous for starting fires. As a backup Lead, I usually had to be the one putting them out though lol.

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    Just me, myself, and I
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then the bigger bosses come halfway cross the country to chew us out. The kicker is a month earlier I sent an email all the way up the chain of command telling them about it!

    Stealthee 3k
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Worked for company making bedliners. Told owner the vacuum pump wasn't going to last and we needed another or to at least get back up rebuilt. He complained and said the current one was just rebuilt (for like the 6th time) and there was no reason it should need replaced so fast and that we didn't have the money. Lo and behold 2 weeks later the pump craps out. Instead of sending one or both out immediately he buys one from a junk sale and it cannot be used for our application which cost us a week. Finally send pump out to get rebuilt which takes another 2+ weeks. The $2500 he didn't want to spend ended up costing us $15,000 a day and the $2500 plus expedite fees to get the pump rebuilt.

    Firstname Lastname
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Followed by management getting told by even higher management that there's a problem and them handing you the fire extinguisher...

    Manja Siber
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me and my whole department to our CEO's

    John Smith
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So often it is not funny anymore.

    Evil Hornet
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really enjoy the "watching it collapse" part :D

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    LittleLiz
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah I much preferred spending 40 hours a week with people who made me feel angry and tired, having to tolerate abuse from people bigger than me, and not even getting to pick my own clothes

    Winter Eleven
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And being called lazy for not completing 27 hours of homework or being late once in 4 years of going to that school and being put on the spot from then on

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    Sabrina Bowen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, that sounds exactly like my childhood...

    Slick
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah well... I still prefere working 70hours week, not being able to leave (i work on a big boat), to eat every meal with coworkers, and floatting in the middle of the ocean, to my childhood.

    Omegakiller44
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First people are complaining about the wages, now people are complaining about prices are too high, what do you want everything for free

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    Awesome, Thanks Everyone.

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    MyOpinionHasBeenServed
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL unless I'm directly spoken to that mute button stays on and I just click off right after. Thank goodness our meetings are not requiring us to facetime. I think they reduced the zoom meetings due to the old timers unable to pick up on how work it.

    James016
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, sometimes I say hello at the start, then I mute myself

    Bobby
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Listening is the important part of communication. If my listening was not needed, I haven't been the part of meeting.

    Somewhat-Guilty
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LMAO!!! I see my manager do this all the time. We'd be in mid conversation and she'll give me a "one sec, *unmute*, thanks everyone, *logout*" then we'll continue our conversation lol.

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    #15

    Truth!!

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    Khavrinen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Oh, and can you pick up a few of your co-workers who normally take the bus on your way in?"

    Who Panda 420
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep I had four wheel drive so that was always me. And bringing people home but I liked my coworkers so it wasn't that bad.

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    Evil Hornet
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This question was way to polite for min wage Boss

    Somewhat-Guilty
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I worked in hospitality industry handling food years ago. One day I woke up with what could've been pink eye. And since it's highly contagious and just doesn't look pretty, in my view, greeting customers and handling food was out of the question... My ahole boss thought differently and actually asked me to send her pictures to see if it looked good enough to host for the day.

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    Margaret Caldwell
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A shout out for the workers in my industry (skilled nursing facilities) that MUST go in to take care of the residents regardless of weather conditions.

    Potato
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "You live 10 miles away, just walk."

    Who Panda 420
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This post is a repeat but still on the dot. I almost got killed spinning out on the ice in a new years blizzard. I was so traumatized and my boss just laughed it off.

    Terry Tobias
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was working part-time in a tanning salon while in college. One night we had over 2 feet of snow in less that 24 hours. The governor declared a state of emergency for the area. I was scheduled to work that night but no cars were allowed on the road. So I called the owner to make sure she knew the situation; she still expected me to come in! I had to try and explain to her that nobody was going anywhere and that she should go home as quickly and safely as possible. To this day I have a feeling she thinks that I was just goofing off.

    The Cute Cat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The more cheap you are paid, the more easy for employer to get your replacement, thus the less appreciated you are by the company..

    SlartyBlartFast
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    soon as my teleporter warms up

    RedOphelia 13
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not today and tomorrow isn't looking all that promising either.

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    #17

    Aaaand The Existential Dread Is Back.

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    MyOpinionHasBeenServed
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been tempted to pull an Elle Woods and buy some colourful fabric and sheers, and cover the cubicles in colour. Ah, alas, the more personalization you deck out your work space the more the boss will think your willing to practically moving in to live at work.

    Troux
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've done the opposite. Have your cube as clean, undecorated and impersonalized as possible. Actual conversation: Coworker: "Your desk always looks like it's your last day." Me: "I like to keep people guessing."

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    Janus Preez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are offices always so cold ? Its the ghosts of people's hopes and dreams!

    Wednesday
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um, yeah, like we don't allow personal photos and Knick knacks - too distracting from the paralyzing boredom out culture fosters...

    Roberta Bray-Enhus
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once I started decorating my cube a little at a time , everyone else started on theirs

    RedOphelia 13
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is no culture at work that I feel inclined to be associated with. Work is a paycheck to me, nothing more and that's all I want it to be about. I'll stick with working from home too, no more office drama, politics or noise, I can live and do my job just fine without all that unnecessary crap.

    Tonya Powless
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's literally not it. It's the we can't check up on you to make sure your working type spying they get off on. It's infuriating like yes Sharon, I can get up from my desk to grab a bottle of water from the fridge AND get my work done at home too 🙄

    Sean Simpson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I decorated my cubicle like a living room - a few cheap decorative glass vases from ikea, a shelf clock, couple faux succulents, and some other decorative things really took the edge off the sterile feeling it had. I figured I spent enough time there, I may as well have things that make it feel as comfortable as possible.

    Lola
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh come on now, what about the pizza they get once in a while?

    Cee Mor
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Compared to my comfy living room!!!!

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    #18

    Lol It Really Be Like This

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    Mart Se
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Follow me, i'll show you the room where we go when we need to cry

    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you take Xanax? No? You will.

    jBeachey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like he’s holding back a laugh and a cry at the same time…RUN and never look back!

    Bobby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The new employee: (Boss' Nephew)

    RedOphelia 13
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Come with me. I'll show you The Tantrum Hole. It's a nice, dark place where we all go to scream into the void.

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    #19

    Well If They Say To

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    James016
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone in my old workplace did this on his 3rd day. He went to lunch and never came back :)

    Jody Whitmarsh
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a guy do this on a job site. Just disappeared

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    Artsy Bookworm
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Applicable for college too 🥲🥲

    SlartyBlartFast
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    experts to recommend how to survive without money, thanks

    Thomas Turnbull
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just walked out of a bad job after. Week. I went to the boss asked for a sheet of paper wrote I quit on it handed it to him and walked out. Never regretted it

    Mitchell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did this once after being abused by the boss for reading a textbook at my desk after raising several times over a week that I didn’t have enough work to do. Went to lunch, never went back.

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    Chucky Cheezburger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the cost of insurance goes up 5 to 8 percent or more along with inflation so you bring home less than you did before the "raise".

    Moosy Girl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just went from working part time to fulltime and though my total income is a little more, I actually get €2 per hour less after taxes etc. >.<

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    Omegakiller44
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People should happy that they make money, because the opposite is sleeping out on the streets

    Margaret Caldwell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, man! I'm on the Bargaining Committee and we're asking for a wages that are good now ... but for how long?

    John Smith
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is this "raise" of what you speak?

    DannyGirl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’d be only so lucky to get a three percent raise

    Jessica Olson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My old job is her my 0.25 cent raise denied because I needed to work on my hand writing skills... (It would have been a 1% raise for a nursing job that under paid by 40% of market, but I was stuck in it due to '08 market crash for years)

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    Juan Nougués
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol, try living in a country like Argentina. 50% inflation during the 2021 and a mediocre 15% raise every 6 months if you're lucky.

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    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LMAO I can't tell what that cat's real expression is due to those brows

    MaShunnda Beard
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And mumbling important keywords just loud enough for boss to hear

    UpQuarkDownQuark
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you carry a clipboard and look very agitated, people will assume you have serious business and leave you alone.

    #22

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    SlartyBlartFast
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    thank goodness for masks because man I hated this facial expression

    Slick
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me, dealing with customers.

    RedOphelia 13
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That rage is usually brought on by the sheer fact that I'm at work with people I'd rather stuff into a 50 gallon drum and launch into space.

    Jazmine Conway
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Deep breath and walk away*

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    #24

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    Chucky Cheezburger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep...I swear sometimes it seems time runs in reverse.

    Nicely
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes, business clock is in retrograde

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    Analyn Lahr
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right? Yesterday felt three days long.

    RedOphelia 13
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We lose so much of our lives to work just trying to survive

    #25

    Just A Quick Meme. (If Not Allowed Please Delete)

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    NsG
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's the dollar to bird seed exchange rate?

    Dagnirath
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did the math so you don't have to: 5 sunflower seeds are approximately $0.008.

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    Omegakiller44
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He/she makes $240,000 a year because unlike most people he/she works for it

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    #26

    Everyone In This Sub

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    Artsy Bookworm
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First day of preschool, three year old me thrown out of class because seeing my face every single three year old in the vicinity starts crying.

    Mila Kulash
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol I'm the one who always tells every coworker who's away for maternal leave "You don't really want to come back, do you??? You can get something soooo much better. Go and find something better because... Let's be honest... Everything is better than this."

    PauWow
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then don't tell me to be more proactive

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    #27

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    Jessica Cifelli
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    2 questions: Does it actually work and where can I buy it?

    Sabrina Bowen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to clean reality offices, but we were NOT to clean the desks because we could then be liable if something went missing. But this one realtor ALWAYS had a collection of old coffee mugs on his desk - every single one growing mold. It was so nasty!

    Robert T
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's way funkier than the one I have.

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok seriously though, where can I get that?!?

    EEF🤓
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm more of a desk henry Hoover kinda gal

    Sandra Amazing Star
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *goes onto any website and types mini vaccum cleaner ASAP*

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    #28

    Gotta Love The Bosses That Are Mini Dictators

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    NuClea Bomb
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No one has that Steve Rogers work ethic anymore

    John Smith
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me: I would throw you on a live grenade....., for the fun of it.

    Celtic Pirate Queen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right? I have explained to many an employer over the years that I am a loyal employee, who also happens to have a life - And NO, I will not come in 3 hours early for a meeting that has absolutely zero to do with my position.

    RedOphelia 13
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope. Not going to sacrifice myself or my time for that cause.

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    Firstname Lastname
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is the "customer just asked if it's free" laugh and the "we're totally making fun of the customer once they leave" laugh.

    June
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love how customers give me fun work to do and good laughs at the exotic bugs they just created. (I work in IT)

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    Darcy Marie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can always tell when someone is about to quit because they stop fake laughing and just stare.

    Evil Hornet
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need to work on it! Any on-line courses?

    Trevor Nicholson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I refused to laugh at a customer's bad, inappropriate joke and he actually got offended and questioned me about not laughing. I said it wasn't funny and he just got even more offended.

    RedOphelia 13
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people deserve Oscar's for their performances.

    Fergus Corgi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister is the master of making clients think they are best friends eventhough she can't stand them. I did not get that skill. Whatever the opposite is, that's what I got.

    Slick
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some say, I'm quite bad at it. Thank goodness for the masks !

    #30

    We Were Better Off As Apes In The Trees

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    R. K.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When did simple excretory and digestive body functions become offensive enough to get censured? No, we humans don't excrete, we p.s. on letters to the ocean :?

    alex - they/them
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i mean...when one is a swear word you cant exactly get mad...

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    D K
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why I’m grateful I’ve been offered a nurse manager position at a non-profit community health clinic rather than a for-profit skilled nursing facility. Sad but true.

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    Mr Red
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But managers are yelling it from the lifeboats...

    RedOphelia 13
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is when you follow the rodents and get off the ship.

    Slick
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I literally work on big boats .... This is my literal worse nightmare. When the sea is bad, i literally get these sorts of nightmares ...

    SlartyBlartFast
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    didn't that one get updated to "we're all in the same storm, but in different boats"?

    Buren
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The chimneys are not perpendicular

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    #32

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    Evil Hornet
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    as long as they pay well and noone annoys me, I can even mop seabed :P

    Cactus McCoy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never again do I want to work a job without satisfaction. Never.

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    Scagsy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mate was the foreman on this smallish building project and he got me a job as hod carrier which I loved and paid the bills. This one day, he said there's no call for a hod carrier for the next day or so but I've got another job for you if you want it. Being practically penniless, I accepted with gratitude. So he starts me off digging a hole and says I should dig to about waist level. So I do and he inspects it and says, 'Brilliant. Fill it all in again and when you've done that, dig it all out again'. I earned two days full pay digging and filling holes because my mate couldn't have me short on payday. Lovely bloke.

    Dayton MooreMonge
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had to bleach trash cans because they smelled, an hour later they smelled again and I was told I didn’t do a good enough job

    Who Panda 420
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks perfect, no one around as far as u can see

    #33

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    troufaki13
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's super deal Tuesday, 'cause I'm all of them!

    Ash
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg...my boss is always cold, my assistant manager is always hungry, and I'm always wanting to go home! We're the only 3 people in the office!!!

    Darcy Marie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does the person who's super cold get to control the thermostat? You can wear more sweaters or get a heating pad or even bring a blanket. I'm gonna get fired if I try coming in topless with my tiddies out because y'all crank it hotter than Satan's ballsack.

    CincyReds
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What about the one that is always hot, and you have to change the setting on the thermostat, and when you are finally comfortable, some ass says it is cold in here, but your blanker on Karen, I am on fire!

    Potter Jackson fan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's at school too, because I am definitely all 3!!

    Sawdust
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mando left his helmet on the desk!

    MyOpinionHasBeenServed
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup. One of the ladies tried writing me up for putting a fan on cos I was hot af. You can't dress down too much at work but you sure can dress up more. And then she started assuming I have some sort health condition to cause me to be hot while she's cold. Smh. So glad I wfh. Just want to get out of this company.

    Alya
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They sound understaffed 😟

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    Roberto Alfaro
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Miss a day and you're out on the streets

    Valerie G.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe you could find it if you took the lens covers off.

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    #35

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    Mila Kulash
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    -"Do you need any help?" *hoping that they say no* -"Yes please...." -*oh fu$k damn*

    SlartyBlartFast
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is so not me, I think I need to change my attitude

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    PauWow
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dont normally work out, but I'll make an effort to smack the person who'll tell me this nonsense. Jk, I'll probably just roll my eyes

    MyOpinionHasBeenServed
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Coffee doesn't even energize me. But it does make me moody later, and dehydrated. The managers love to bait us with "free coffee" from the coffee vending machine they can make free for a few hours "if we do really, really good on the big project". Not sure how much coffee they expect us to drink, and that coffee is s**t. Wahoo 🙄

    Phyzzi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    MOHBS, it sounds like that is neither free nor coffee.

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    Yurie
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do get up early to work out but I do have an autoimmune disorder that comes with chronic fatigue and working out does energize me. I don't like the taste of coffee unless it's in dessert and I once socially drank coffee after a Krav Maga class and had heart palpitations and nausea for 8 hours and learnt that martial artists tend to have higher adrenaline

    Naesil
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I used to work out I for a period tried this and went to the gym before work and true you are more focused but damn I was dead after the work :D

    Dayton MooreMonge
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I find it really really hard to find the motivation to do anything in the morning but working out does help because once you get going you can keep going

    Sabrina Bowen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do get up early to workout, but only after 20oz of high energy tea (I'm allergic to coffee).

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    jBeachey
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes encouragement is right in front of you.

    Darcy Marie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alternatively. Break down loud and proud in front of as many people as possible, preferably clients that like you, because then management has to cover their butts and make it seem like they care and you might just get some paid leave.

    Roberta Bray-Enhus
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’d go in there sometimes until they missed me. Sometimes it was a few minutes to an hour one day.

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    Ara Noguera
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... Please don't climb on me...

    Phyzzi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I finally understand what it means to "climb the corporate ladder"

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    Terry Tobias
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You think it's bad in your 30s... wait till you're in your 50s.

    Who Panda 420
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Beat me to it in the 40's! Lucky I'm doing home health care now.

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    #39

    It's Funny Because It's True.

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    CincyReds
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That happened to me once, I had just gotten my review, and I think a .50 raise, I had already been looking for a job, gave my notice and he was like you just got a raise, yes I did, my the offer for my new job is $5.00 more than what I make here. He was just like oh, well god luck!

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    Türkan Ateş
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I move all my sent emails in my inbox, check the inbox every day, resent the email until i get the answer. so it would not work for me 😀

    Who Panda 420
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They will kinda when u get 99+ on my email. Ya don't see um

    CanidaeVulpes
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Talking from an IT point of view: Please read your emails. There are very important things that are happening and I don't have the time to put out your emergency when "you didn't know anything about this, that or the other"

    Rissie
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Talking as someone with experience in IT and communications; if you want people to read something, make it worth their while. If your message is jam packed in a bunch of BS, no one will read it. If it's urgent, don't just use e-mail, use different channels. If you're in a place where it's very important people are informed; find a way to push messages. Don't blame the user and don't overestimate the importance of your message.

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    Evil Hornet
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Works lik 90% times so worth trying ;)

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    MyOpinionHasBeenServed
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somehow I always have that face but my voice says the opposite.

    MaShunnda Beard
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Oh sure no problem! I'm happy to do all your work and my work and not be able to take any breaks!"

    SlartyBlartFast
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    somehow I want to look like this but my helpfulness betrays the goal

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    PauWow
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OooooooooooOooooOooooooh, good idea. I hate objectives.

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    You Just, Relish In The Calm..

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    A Jones
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's also at the restroom. Just sit there like "...."

    Evil Hornet
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same posture and face expression when working

    MyOpinionHasBeenServed
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't even have time to just sit. Barely enough time to heat up and eat my food.

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    Naesil
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First week back is nice, feel super motivated and get lots of stuff done.. week two back to normal, feel like there never was vacation it was just illusion.

    A Jones
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just coming back and the relaxed disposition suddenly vanishes.

    jBeachey
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s why I don’t take vacations.

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    SlartyBlartFast
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I somehow think it started way before this workplace..

    ShadowStalker36
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It all started when I got shuffled back to day shift

    Me Oh My
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It all started when I was born. I didn't f*****g ask to be born. I hated it.

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    SlartyBlartFast
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    then i remember that there will be medical expenses, eventual funeral costs and meanwhile the ever rising prices of.. well everything really

    moose man
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least he still has a middle finger

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    This Has Been Quite The Crushing Realization As I Transition To Post-Grad Life

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    KatHat
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It doesn't have to be like this. We've all just kinda accepted the worst parts of capitalism but there are countries experimenting with new ways and they're working. Iceland was the latest to try a 4-day work week, with no reduction in pay. Unsurprisingly, just as good output as before, higher energy among workers, and lower carbon emissions (due to less commuting). We can push for change and vote for people who will change things. NOT right-wing people; they want to change things, for sure, but not for the better.

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    What's stupid is going on maternity leave to get out of it and thereby giving the problem to a whole noo person

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    QibliOfTheSandWings
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *sarcastically* ha ha ha ha good one boss

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    Daria Z
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No. 3 is my default face when I'm around other people.

    Evil Hornet
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I usually pick no.1 when they start talking

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    SlartyBlartFast
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the expression that befits this picture is golden - someday I will eyeroll myself into another dimension.

    Andy Acceber
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With a few exceptions, you generally don't choose your family. You generally do choose your job. You can always choose a different one.

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    June
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same, they are part of my "office pyjama" outfit 👌

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    Jody Whitmarsh
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you have any idea how unethical and irresponsible you are!! The utter gaul!! I took one day off after working for two months solid to help open a restaurant and the wall (sprinkler panel over the fryer) literally fell down. The owner never let me live that down

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    Jody Whitmarsh
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's called someone went on a job interview to slave for the company across the river

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    Normalise Lying In Interviews. Employers Lie All The Time.

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    I Hate Mr. Krabs

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    Saw This On Facebook (Browsing At Work) And Thought Most Of Us Can Relate.

    Saw this on Facebook (browsing at work) and thought most of us can relate

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    Andy Acceber
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um, she already looks more professional than most people at my work -- myself included. Full makeup, styled hair, fancy shirt, willing to talk on the phone...

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    Evil Hornet
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the kind of people that makes work bearable ;)

    Jody Whitmarsh
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd hire that maintenence guy in a heartbeat.

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    SlartyBlartFast
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my whole spine with various pains be grateful for standing desks,

    SeaMonster
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you seem like a trekkie from your pfp, so let me tell you what ive been laughing about for the past week: NEEP DACE SPINE

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    Heather Vandegrift
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, no, no... The better mantra is "I Love My Paycheck... I love my paycheck...I love my paycheck". Even though it may not be enough, it's better than NO paycheck.

    Dawn Thomas-Cameron
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    stay in the lines stay in the lines stay in the lines

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    NsG
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    3 years ago

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    I don't know when this was posted, but let's pretend it was 2020 because it makes the maths easier. 15 years ago was 2005. Facebook launched in 2004; Reddit launched in 2005; Twitter launched 2006. LinkedIn launched in 2003. And that's just what people are calling social media today. Forerunners to these sites include AOL and LiveJournal (both around pre-2000) which were both forms of social media. Sorry Lydia, this is not as much of a stretch requirement as you think it is.

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    jBeachey
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alan Rickman…now that I know, I can’t watch the Harry Potter series the same way ever again. I told you all Snape was a good guy.

    Jody Whitmarsh
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wanna go grab a beer? You bet! How about 5?

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    Mitchell
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ohhh, but show the face when you get to say “I replied already”.

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    SlartyBlartFast
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    never happened, i hate both

    LittleLiz
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't wanna try anymore, but I don't want them to work harder to pick up the slack

    Atero
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't give a f##k about both job and coworkers. I'm here just for the money.

    Alexej Dvorak
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So it's "when you hate your job, but love your salary" then.

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    Andy Acceber
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know who this is or why she's crying, but if the photo comes from paparazzi, they really need to back off. It looks like she's not having a great day and could really use some space.

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    Jody Whitmarsh
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    3 zoom calls, 15 emails, and a conference call to talk about efficiency.. meanwhile, I'm under the sink trying to replace a leaking faucet... really people??!! Y'all want me to work or not?

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    Atero
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Works for me for at least 12y. Occasional FU happens through :/

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    AtomKat
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How are these all kinda me??

    Me Oh My
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I, depending on how much I like the others, how much sleep I've had, and how important the assignment or whatever actually is, rotate between "Does 99% of the work", "Has no idea what's going on the whole time", and "Disappears at the very beginning and doesn't show up again until the very end".

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    KatHat
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If people don't abuse this, I don't mind it. It helps to know that something's urgent if they actually save it for urgent things.

    Dr. Carlos Dangercat
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yesterday, I got a confirmation to a free webinar taking place in the future that was marked as urgent. NO!!!

    Evil Hornet
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I already have gradation with Super Urgent and Ultra Urgent :D

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    Me Oh My
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "No. No, not really. I need my paycheck."

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    June
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    * Don't get up. Remember to NOT get up. NOT GETTING UP. DON'T * (that's what I repeat to myself when I'm bare ass on zoom calls)

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    Evil Hornet
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When he stands behind my back and I do random sh*t on my PC to look busy :D

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    Mitchell
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Common in many countries. What is irritating is when it’s their graduation pic from when they were 22 and they’re now 40.

    Ayra
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not sure if I understand... Isn't that required anymore?

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    Me Oh My
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now, people are lucky if I so much as deign to look at them.

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    Cassidy ChillRose
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems like a rave, even if you are dead inside. I think the trade off will be worth it.

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    Naesil
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Naah 2 hour meetings that could have been 15 minute session by 3 people and then e-mail to the rest of the people, easy task to put hours in to while browsing the internet.

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