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It might be the 21st century, but that doesn't mean that some people's attitudes aren't still stuck in the Stone Age. But as you can see from these hilariously cutting tweets, the women who wrote them are determined to rise up against chauvinism, gender stereotyping, and general male assholery that is sadly still so prevalent in today's society. So if you're tired of lame pick up lines, obnoxious cat-callers, irritating gender expectations and the same-old Hollywood casting cliches, you're sure to find something to relate to in this collection of tweets compiled by Bored Panda. Don't forget to vote for the best!
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Hans 8 years ago
While I need to be careful to comment this, as I am not a woman, I am very skeptical torwards this argument, which seems to originate from the fundemantalist feminism scene. To my knowledge, it is undisputed medically that at least for sports wearing a bra is strongly advisable. If you want to question attire, rather go for high heels, which surely pose no benefit.
Veronica Hufana 8 years ago
Way to tiptoe around those eggshells, friend. #Respect. Even easier to do in heels ;) (F**k it, I like heels.)
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DancingToMyself 8 years ago
I wanted to say some things about her name, but it doesn't relate with hope at all.
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Anna Brandigi 8 years ago
I haven't been brainwashed. I just don't like running or going down stairs without one
Kira Thesloth 8 years ago
I like it, but I feel like big boobs is why I think I need a bra. More uncomfortable without one.
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#2
AcousticGString 8 years ago
As a lesbian, I can tell you, MOST guys ask, because they want details for the visual when they are home alone. I just don't oblige. Also hate to tell you, that lesbian porn, is a far cry from reality, lesbian porn is aimed at MEN (their primary viewer), so let that sink in. Lesbians actually make fun of lesbian porn b/c its so obviously geared towards men.
Amanda Panda 8 years ago
Most porn is geared towards men lol, and if you are a guy learning things from watching porn, odds are, your girl is faking it just like the women in the videos lol
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Master Markus 8 years ago
Agreed! But come on, we're living in the internet age. You don't have to ASK a lady about how she has sex!
phantom buni 5 years ago
Frankly, I don’t wanna know EITHER side of that conversation. Yes, I think LGBTQ rights are needed and yes, they should have confidence. But, please, I really don’t want to hear about straight or lgbtq....stuff. It’s very private stuff, and very awkward.
#3
Spiski 8 years ago
Too fast to be real...take phone search for mom edit name...and anyway WhatsApp image and status will remain the same...
#4
Stille20 8 years ago
Right!? You just flirted with a girl with giant painted on cat eyes. You didn't think that was real.
Too Lazy To Care 🐼 8 years ago
The sad thing is, women get lectured for wearing too much makeup and they also get lectured for not wearing a lot. No matter what we do, someone will always find something that they consider bad, no matter how hard we try to please everyone.
Jeanna 8 years ago
That's why I just do what I want, and I don't care what people think about it. And I don't wear makeup, because it's a waste of money and time, and I don't want to put a bunch of chemical c**p on my face, and I look fine without it.
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Veronica Hufana 8 years ago
Well, some women wear make up and some men...speak. Everyone has their methods of deception. #DontJudge #WinkWink
Kaiela Chase 8 years ago
Why does marc have such an issue with contouring? Lol we do it for ourselves not you. Im sure if you could draw on muscles or a few inches on your d**k you would. Let us females do as we please with our faces! You should love your women with or without her bad a*s contour. Its art, its beauty either way. Get over it.
Jennifer Wettervik 8 years ago
Yeah, 'cause muscles and a big d**k is ALL guys care about and they CAN'T be happy with themselves without it, sure...
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Ema Sklepic 8 years ago
yeaaa, but also perfect skin, and everything else hidden by contouring xD ;PPP
Sally Brite 8 years ago
Makeup is used to create an optical illusion of something that isn't there. It IS a form of deceiving.
Load More Replies... Carly Noelle 8 years ago
I mean, by that logic, I'm lying by wearing these clothes right now because my skin isn't actually blue underneath this shirt.
Pavel Nekoranec 8 years ago
Well we all know the slogan “(Maybe she's born with it.) Maybe it's Maybelline.” ... :D
#5
AcousticGString 8 years ago
Its ridiculous that women still get "The blame" for getting pregnant, and the bulk of the responsibility when men bail. To many guys aren't paying child support, which, btw, is much more expensive than buying condoms! Yes, both are to blame as it takes 2 to get pregnant, but only one is left with the result 9mos later.
bork_laser 8 years ago
female condoms aren't as effective at protecting from sti's
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Morgan the Manatee 8 years ago
Seriously though, if evolution was done right, men would have inverted spots in their chest for when they hugged woman.
Flávia 8 years ago
Unless they do "the accident". Like they have a relationship with someone he trust her about taking the birth control because that is very import in a relationship but she plans alone to get pregnant. So she says that she "forgot" to take the pill but she actually did it on purpose because she want to grab the man or she just want to have a baby even that she didn't speak with her partner about that or he doesn't want yet.I know this sounds bad but believe me it happens a lot we just don't know the real truth when we see a case of "accidental pregnant". Maybe wasn't that accidental...Unfortunately there are a lot of mean and selfish women out there.
Patrick Schacht 8 years ago
What's ridiculous, is that this person can type out every other word, except for the word, "are." There were only 2 more letters to type. What is she going to do what all that time she saved by typing, "r," instead?!
Marie Nika 8 years ago
Note to self KEEP LEGS CLOSED AND HOLD ON TO SELF RESPECT.DONT GET PREGNANT.GODD EDUCATION ,INDEPENDENCE, MY OWN CAREER. TRAVEL.YUP.TAKE BIRTH CONTROL. DON'T HAVE SEX WITH EVERY GUY WHO THROW'S YOU A COMPLIMENT.YOU DON'T NEED IT.
#6
Satoshi Ketsuban 8 years ago
If a man says women belong in the kitchen, well, he should remember the kitchen is where the knives are. Either way, women belong everywhere.
#7
Regina Dew 8 years ago
I don't care how awesome Phelps is, tying for Silver isn't as awesome as setting a WORLD RECORD! She is 19 years old!
phantom buni 5 years ago
Phelps is kinda great but Ledecky is literally a dolphin in my mind. Fabulous, full of teeth, kinda superhero
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Carolyn Peters 8 years ago
Prove unfortunately there is still a glass ceiling when it comes to women in our society .
Lillian Chesak 8 years ago
Phelps gets second place for 100, and yet he is in a bigger font than the woman who won first in the 800?!
Master Markus 8 years ago
I would find this valid for a lot of different sporting events - a lot of the time the male league of whatever sport it is is the one that is given focus while the female league is just brushed off. This could be more an issue of Michael Phelps being super famous and popular though.
whoisJohnWick 8 years ago
This is infuriating and unfortunately so 'natural' and common that people barely notice it.
Andy Popov 8 years ago
The merry disscussion about relations between ladies and gentlemen, thanks for humour!
Teresa Lott 8 years ago
Wow, I'm not sure which is worse the men breaking their necks to come in to mansplain everything or the women.
#8
clandango 8 years ago
I've seen some of those screenshots of some fine examples of gentlemanly persistence.. I wonder how many times in internet history this has happened: Him: Hey sexy gurl Him: Hey Him: Hey Him: Hey Him: Hey b***h Him: Hey fat rude b***h y u ignore me? Her: Yeah na baby I was just playing hard to get, you had me at the third hey. Come and give me some of that vitamin d I'm betting never
Jaguar Paw 8 years ago
What? Notify his mom that youve been sending him naked pictures of you? Yeah, let's do that!
#9
Amanda Panda 8 years ago
I think both men and women can be very cryptic, and the reason behind it is typically the same. Be direct - risk rejection, or hint around, to put feelers out. Mind games are exhausting. I'd rather get rejected, than waste time on guessing games.
Bridgette David 8 years ago
Unfortunatley, even after being with my husband for 15 years, I still do not understand him.
Load More Replies... Master Markus 8 years ago
This kind of thinking seems kind of antiquated, like I don't really see this thinking by anyone but bad comedians.
the shrimp whisperer 2 years ago
people are hard. but i get boys. as a woman though... i dont understand women. but women have been socially conditioned into hiding their feelings so i think that's why :)
Belle White 8 years ago
Men are weird to. My friend knows this guy who literally (used literally) flips her of while holding her hand!
Stellans Sloop 8 years ago
It's very simple. As the original Tweet pointed out (in a pretty amusing way), men just don't listen.
#10
Ryan Lewis 8 years ago
Doesn't mean you're correct though, but we don't know what the topic was about
Christian Andersson 8 years ago
Also, you can tell people they're fat and ugly, and still be wrong.
Marcella Dixon 5 years ago
No because you are never correct. If you’re fat, go exercise and eat right.
Just.a.ravenclaw.witch 4 years ago
you realize some people can gain weight from medication that they need or something?
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Charles Kilgore 8 years ago
Did you know being correct doesn't make you any less fat and ugly, and being fat and ugly doesn't automatically make your opinion right?
#11
Stille20 8 years ago
Also all the food is there.... also a lot of the household poisons... and knives... and water supply. It sounds like a good move strategically
Long Joan Silver 8 years ago
I agree with Cat Meow. Jonathan, learn to respect others. If you respect others, that means you respect yourself. But, since you're mean to others, that means you hate yourself.
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Hans 8 years ago
And just think of the prospect of Internet-enabled fridges! Until men get Internet-enabled work benched, more time will pass. (If you spot the irony, you get up to three free Internets.)
Aunt Messy 8 years ago
There are already internet-enabled fridges. They have a screen on the door that tells you everything that's in there and everything you need, and will send you a grocery list by e-mail or text. They've been out for about five years now, and they're crazy expensive..but they're not for me. I still get irked when the dishwasher chirps at me.
Load More Replies... Veronica Hufana 8 years ago
Monkeys that fling around that type of s**t should be blocked, unfollowed, reported, panned, deleted, forgotten. (Disclaimer: This comment in no way expresses hatred or offense to actual monkeys. But nature has them doing some gross s**t. #CoveringMyBases #EveryonesSoDamnSensitive)
Sandy Young 8 years ago
make him starve they will eventually cook for both I didn't plan this but it come true more once for me.
Sassy Gay Bean Who Loves Dogs 4 years ago
"Get back to the kitchen and make me a sammich" Try me. B**** I'm making myself a peanut butter sandwich as we speak.
Laura Rudgers 8 years ago
that is the lamest insult to throw at a woman, anyway...besides, if I get back in the kitchen, I can withhold food....heh, heh, heh....
Cat Meow 8 years ago
That still leaves us with data plans. And anything Stille20 said.
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Hans 8 years ago
Why start wearing it in the first place? This pretty much connects to this "girl's life" magazine...
Sweep the Leg 8 years ago
I feel like 20's were really a time of trying to figure out life, adulthood, myself... There's something to be said about being in 30's. You're confident in who you are. Suddenly, other people's judgments don't mean as much as they used to.
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Jonathan Eatsalot 8 years ago
To bad women can;t escape their own expectations. They are usually much worse then anyone elses
Carly Noelle 8 years ago
You finally said something that didn't make me want to punch you.
Load More Replies... Veronica Hufana 8 years ago
For real, that s**t easily adds 45+ lbs to your situation. Far too heavy, not worth the weight.
Cat Meow 8 years ago
No need to ever wear it, dear. Who cares what other people think you should be wearing at any point in your life
Jeanna 8 years ago
I'm 45 and I dress like a college student because I am a college student again...I wear hoodies, Converse sneakers, tank tops etc. and I don't care if anyone doesn't like it.
Load More Replies... Jahnia Delgado 6 years ago (edited)
Men want u to strip then u strip that off and that will be ALLL
Jaguar Paw 8 years ago
1 things dudes should do right now, sit down with this woman, tell her that she's stupid, and drop her off a roof, but with a net.
#13
Amanda Panda 8 years ago
Or experienced Taco Tuesday, or had multiple orgasms, or done any number of things. That statement makes it sound like everything after marriage is downhill.
Meike Henneman 8 years ago
Maybe they experienced multiple orgasms on their weddingday, you don't know
Load More Replies... Stille20 8 years ago
That could have been a gender free joke, still would have worked, who isn't excited about two kit kats :)
Lazy Panda 8 years ago
Or witnessed the beautiful moment where the vending machine broke for a minute and you got one of every food item in the top row for 1.00$
the shrimp whisperer 2 years ago
or listened to system of a down's self titled album at 3am and scream into a pillow alone in the dark because u gotta lot of feelings and it just gets em all out
Kip The Otter 6 years ago
I once put money in a machine, it dispensed 3 cookies and said I still had money in the machine. That was the best day of my life.
#14
H-Money 8 years ago
you don´t have to read a history textbook, just the morning news, there´s a drama queen named Donald Trump
Peta Hurley-Hill 8 years ago
yes Jonathan Eatsalot,as a matter of fact, 3,000,000 votes.
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Kyra Limbach 8 years ago
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xg0jqd_wilde-vechtpartij-parlement-zuid-korea_news
Charlie Hyduk 5 years ago (edited)
Excuse me male karen, Hitler? Trump? I think you should return to school young chap.
Marcella Dixon 5 years ago
Hanging out with guys is cool. They make the best jokes on the planet. I hanged out with a group of girls once, and they start drama pretty quickly.
#15
Judith Karline 8 years ago
And how many times have you had your a*s kicked?
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Master Markus 8 years ago
My mum is the only one I ever hear tell people to smile. And it's always to me. Everyone else seems to mind their own business.
Laura Rudgers 8 years ago
I don't have men OR women tell me to smile - granted, I smile a lot already - but where do you all live/work/whatever that men (Strangers? or men that you know?) tell you to smile? what the heck?! who even cares that much if you smile or not? I know this is not the point, but....really? I must not be of this world...
Syrimne13 8 years ago
Are you kidding me? This never happesn to you? What planet do YOU live on? I want to go there. If it happened to you, you'd probably get that it's not a very "friendly" thing most of the time, but a boundary violation and an attempt to force women to pay attention to dudes they are actively ignoring for violating their boundaries. And I smile a lot too, but not when some guy is skeeving on me.
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Jesper Nivesjö 8 years ago
My ex-girlfriend used to tell me that. It was annoying as f**k. I smile when I f*****g please. Why would you want someone to be more fake anyways?
Elaine Barbee 8 years ago
I got to 86 a customer for this shite the other day, after four warnings. I was pretty shaky at the confrontation, but I'm glad my co-workers won't have to deal with his c**p anymore.
Be_ Heard 1 year ago
I had a random guy tell me to smile... wait for it... during covid... while I was wearing a damn MASK. WTF?! Mind your own business bro!! And yes he was serious. He even passed me getting in my car in the lot and was super snotty saying "I hope u have a nice day" like bro... I hope u do NOT!
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Long Joan Silver 8 years ago
Of all the things you've said, I agree with this!
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Anna Brandigi 8 years ago
I honestly don't care what God is like but it's absolutely not ok to use God to justify bad things
phantom buni 5 years ago
Weeeeeeeeeell.....we’re going to find out. Hey, maybe I picked the wrong religion, maybe we were all made by dinosaur scientists. Maybe the world is run by unicorns. One fact is true though, we’re in a wide wide universe and anything is possible. So hey! Smile, because you’re an insignificant speck in the blip of time in your life that is dominated by the cosmos.
Load More Replies... the shrimp whisperer 2 years ago
sorry for misgendering you all these years ma'am, but to be fair i was just a desperte atheist
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Jeanna 8 years ago
except he's not joking. He believes all the offensive sh*t he says.
Load More Replies... Veronica Hufana 8 years ago
"Schrodinger's douchebag" - We need these stickers handy. Soooo much more helpful than kick me signs. I'm gonna design them. Follow me on FB: https://www.facebook.com/vhufanacreative/
Lazy Panda 8 years ago
I'm not calling my brother a douchebag but he will say absolutely anything and be serious, but if someone's reaction isn't positive, he'll say it was a joke
Jeanna 8 years ago
sorry to inform you of this, but your brother's a douchebag.
Load More Replies... Charlie Hyduk 5 years ago
I have a friend who used to be toxic (I told her and she's become better) and she would constantly insult me, and when me and my other friends got upset she was "joking". If someone treats you this way, talk to them please. You deserve to be treated well. Unless your a meninist. Then you deserve this. This. This is karma.
Szczepan Hołyszewski 8 years ago
Love how this is immediately followed by a female example. "Hide the body in a closed" - joking, right?
#18
Cookie Panda 4 years ago
Because then you will be the one stuffed into a closet
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Master Markus 8 years ago
Lots of women who I see getting married now are hyphenating their surnames. You don't need to take your husband's name at all a bunch of women still do.
Daria B 8 years ago
True. Old, long lasting habits don't die easily. Fun fact: in Korea they don't have the tradition of wives changing their surname to their husbands'. Being married to a Korean and in Korea myself, I didn't change mine either, although I chose so for practical reasons. Personal identification is no joke when you're an immigrant. All the double documents (for each of the two countries you belong in), all the internet related data... Not ro mention possible failure of updating my new info into all the modern computerised security systems... No thanks, I stay as I am.
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Miriam Angelheart 8 years ago
This comment sounds atrocious if you would reverse it to talk about a woman that way.
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Amanda Panda 8 years ago
I never read that garbage as kid. Highlights, National Geographic, and Archies comics.
heyerlein 8 years ago
So lucky you also had parents that bought great mags and books for you. It always starts with the parents.
Load More Replies... Luna Clara 8 years ago
don't know if I should laugh or cry... for the boys: Here's how to be what you want to be. for the girls: here's how to be how we tell you to be. basically society in a nutshell
Morgan the Manatee 8 years ago
You should laugh! These people behind the magazines obviously don't know how powerful women are!
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the shrimp whisperer 2 years ago
i'd read the first one just to look at the girls lol (i'm gay pls dont downvote)
Marcella Dixon 5 years ago
I would rather explore my future than waking up pretty. Plus, the boys’ magazine looks awesome and more interesting than the girls’ magazine.
#20
Veronica Hufana 8 years ago
Is it wrong that I feel really bad for the piggy bank? #DontKillTheMessenger
TheReal_LunaLovegood 7 years ago
Storytime: So I’m 13, and at my middle school I was campaigning for equal pay for women, and this sexist pig of a boy came up to me and asked, “Why do you care about equal pay? You aren’t even old enough to have a job.” And I walked up to him and got up in his face and said, “Real heroes fight for the world, not their own selfish endeavors.” He just blushed and ran away. Anyways, that was the probably the best moment of my life so far.
Charlie Hyduk 5 years ago
Its funny because hard working women make less money then lazy-@$$ men who get other people to do it for them
Marcella Dixon 5 years ago
I’ll just stick to eating pink or blue cake rather than smashing my favorite piggy bank that I had for centuries.
#21
Luna Clara 8 years ago
@Kali Pavata I have to agree with you that this poem describes arguing with a moron in a toxic relationship more than mansplaining. But believe me mansplaining is real. You are lucky when you never had to experience it. But it can be really discouraging and uncomfortable when there is a group of men trying to teach you better although you knew the correct answer or way of doing something before.
Tigger O 8 years ago
I just laugh at men trying to 'explain' things to me. And call them 'dear' and 'sweetie'. They hate it! But why not? It's what those same blokes have tried to do to me. There ARE some super fellas out there; there are also the douchebags - who are the ones who complain the loudest at getting their own stuff fed back to them!
Mireia Dos 8 years ago
I'm a great believer of feeding people back what they serve others. It's the greates eye-opener for some, too.
Load More Replies... Regina Martsinkovsky 8 years ago
In the meeting: 'oh, let me see if I understood you correctly... So, what Regina Is saying...' and then verbatim repeats me. So I finally know what I'm saying. Yey!
#22
Russell Eberts 8 years ago
Items every woman should own: Books Clothing of some sort More books Toothbrush
#23
SylvaCrow 8 years ago
This reminds of the time my female flatmate and I were talking and my male flatmate and his friend walked past so my female flatmate said 'I'll tell you later'. My male flatmate arrogantly demanded she say whatever she was going say because obviously (eye roll) it was about him. So she said, 'I was just going to ask her how old she was when she started her period'. My male flatmate turned red and ran away.
Off Beat Alexa 8 years ago
life hack: if a guy won't leave you alone, just throw a pad or tampon at him! Works like a charm.
Jeanna 8 years ago
or just start talking about periods...or birth control...or feminism...or anything guys aren't interested in, really.
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the shrimp whisperer 2 years ago (edited)
hey bro you asked ... you get what you get! wish my portuguese was better lol
student Valencia Collier 5 years ago
if a guy won't leave you alone throw a pad or tampon at him. if you have friends with you start talking about that kind of stuff.
#24
Paula Lovell 8 years ago
I fail to understand how a guy can think he's nice when he thinks I have to f**k him because he was polite.
Michel M. Prins 8 years ago
Don't know who invented the "friendzone", but it's a stupid invention nontheless. As a guy I can say that the friendzone can be one of the greatest places to be, because this girl still sees you a great friend. Friendship is a lot stronger than you might think.
#25
Jason Hook 8 years ago
There can be a difference. Feminism can be pushed overboard into the old extremist belief that all men are pigs and deserve to die. We call those people "idiots". Gender equality has little room for interpretation, it blatantly means equality between men and women.
Sabrina Snow 8 years ago
I'm a girl, and I still prefer gender equality over feminism because men do have some issues themselves . Its true women do suffer more but men do have a few things that society makes little of. (Not being allowed to be sensitive / get in touch with their feminine side / HAVE to be manly and muscled) Its just common sense to support BOTH sides of the equation.
Jennifer Wettervik 8 years ago
Yeah, but these things all have to do with femininity. So feminism.
Load More Replies... Master Markus 8 years ago
Depends on your definition of feminism. Unfortunately it's a severely splintered ideology - so, it's multiple ideologies, is what I'm saying.
Maria Jalvemo 8 years ago
No it doesn't depend. All feminists strive for equality, it's included in the basic definition. But then we have a) different ideas as to the origin of the existing inequality and b) different ideas on how to solve this inequality.
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Niềng Răng Lăng Xăng 8 years ago
Another case about how the name could change our point of view. And c'mon the 2nd ones sound better :/
Lorna Price 8 years ago
Feminism today is NOT about gender equality. It's about rising above men, deny it all you want but I'm a woman and I see this. Gender equality feminism is entirely different than feminism today.
#26
Rachel Rosky 8 years ago
Sadly *most* men would love it, which is the issue in the first place. It would be more effective to talk about how their value is intrinsically linked to their paychecks.
Raiko Puust 8 years ago
We would love it - trust me. It is good to know, that to you are wanted, not hated because you were born man.
#27
phantom buni 5 years ago
Auntie Act of God is chilling over there, in all black: “Louis, hon, we don’t need to bless those lads with sunshine. I say we give the gals some thunderstorms and rainbows at midnight.” Auntie Act of God, we love you
Jaguar Paw 8 years ago
Hmm, maybe if we called it dress fishing maybe woman will be more interested in it.
#28
Hans 8 years ago
Sorry to be a smart a*s, but punch cards were invented for sewing machines and the first coders were in fact women. Without women such as Ada Lovelace and Grace Hopper, Computer Science would not be where it is today. Thinking that women are unskilled by gender when it comes to computer is plainly stupid.
Barbara Meyer 8 years ago
I was a programmer for IBM and several consulting groups for 30 years. Most of the people working with me were women. It really is not rocket science. Ok, some of it is.
Silent Skeleton 8 years ago
As someone who knits patterns like this all the time, it is DIFFICULT and major props to whoever created the patterns originally
Charlie Hyduk 5 years ago
I code for fun. I like to draw with coding. I use khan academy. I'm a girl. F×ck you. I CAN code and I will prove it.
darknessIsMyOutfit 8 years ago
Lots of men knit. There was a story about an old man knitting hats for premature babies. Men are less likely but still do quite often.
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phantom buni 5 years ago
...we’re gonna whip this post out at the party with people you don’t like and chug it, all in black, never breaking eye contact
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Jaguar Paw 8 years ago
When it's been 1 second and every woman on earth becomes a feminist idiot.
Nicolas Letarte 8 years ago
... and still cross your arms the same way! (Sorry, that's what fascinated me!)
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Cat Meow 8 years ago
Yeah... how about we get an apology for having to take pills that inevitably change our hormones just so you don't have to put a condom on. But honestly, wtf. Imagine being in a relationship and then having to apologize for THIS. Yeah, I'd end the relationship right there.
Long Joan Silver 8 years ago
I also agree with this. Never, ever going on the pill again! The ones I took could have killed me if I continued. I never had liver infection in my life, until I started taking the pill. I lost a dramatic amount of weight and I also had undiagnosed bipolar and BPD disorders. So yes, it really did mess with me, health, mental and emotion wise. Men, you're so lucky that you don't have to take a pill as a form of birth control.
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adoracat 8 years ago
Vasectomy and tubal ligation both have failure rates. Seriously.
Load More Replies... Regina Dew 8 years ago
I dont get why some men dont like condoms. My boyfriend and I get all giddy when we restock our condoms. Birth control doesnt protect against STDs. Never put your life in someone else's hands.
Zoria Polunoczaja 8 years ago
What??? Did anyone really write the part about apologizing? I can't believe that.
Michel M. Prins 8 years ago
Ladies, the moment you are in a position where the boyfriend says that you need to "apologize" for this: Dump him right away and find yourself a real man who will gladly use condoms because he loves you.
Natalie Powell 8 years ago
Well this the biggest crock of s**t I've ever seen. Why the hell would we ever apologise!
Cassie Schoonover 8 years ago
I've apologized to mine when //i// felt like I was being ridiculous about something and he just tells me I don't need to apologize to him lol.
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Pam Tafarella 8 years ago
Actually...If you want a female hero from HP, youve gotta go with Molly Weasley. That woman is as badass as it gets #knowyourpotter
Sitano Moto 8 years ago
Honestly, it doesn't matter what you call them. Wizards are awesome no matter what gender they are.
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Too Lazy To Care 🐼 8 years ago
But at least cats in a way are trying to provide you with something useful: Food.
Mark Jaress 8 years ago
Actually, the real difference is that the cat giving you a dead bird is a real honor
Christina HaKo 8 years ago
No, because I say thank you to my cat if she brings me a gift and then i pet her
Michel M. Prins 8 years ago
I don't know, many would appreciate the cat's gift more. The fact that someone just sends a d*ck pic in order to get a random woman's attention is beyond pathetic.
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Veronica Hufana 8 years ago
Oh, that sounds like a good game of bar tab chicken...#TshirtWorthy
Charlie Hyduk 5 years ago (edited)
The weaker sex is the kind that thinks women are objects that will fall for you if you treat them like dirt.
Sitano Moto 8 years ago
Obviously you've never had a woman attempt to flirt with you.
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Ryan Lewis 8 years ago
The funniest thing about this comment is that men say physical attraction is important and women say that looks don't matter.
Jessie Menck 8 years ago
And even if your biggest interests are reading and academics, people will still focus on your looks and you'll have unwanted advances from men.
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Anna Brandigi 8 years ago
He told me to get back in the kitchen on xbox live and I just needed to have him
phantom buni 5 years ago
He told me that dressing like boy won’t get you a date. So why are you clutching that Victoria’s Secret bag?
#36
Hans 8 years ago
Would it be more impressive if he was 20? Basic urban surviving skills even in case of spontaneous McD shutdowns are not impressive.
bork_laser 8 years ago
if he was a REALLY good cook in 20s, then I would say it's impressive. I didn't start getting good until closers to 30, but I'm picky.
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Maggie Grover Bacher 8 years ago
parents failing their children. stop doing things for them. refer to everyone belongs in the kitchen tweet. that includes kids
Flora Polvado 8 years ago
Started teaching my daughter to cook at age two. She could show Gorden Ramsey a thing or thirty.
Load More Replies... Peta Hurley-Hill 8 years ago
I taught my two eldest (1 boy, 1 girl) to cook,And I mean cook proper meals,bake,make sauces,(whether feeding one or 20) not just "simple meals".They in turn, taught their younger sisters.My son ,now 22 does all the cooking at his place ,as his girlfriend doesn't cook.My daughter (24)and her boyfriend cook an equal amount.Of my younger two ,one likes to cook the other not so much.My husband cooks more than I do these days....If I guy is in his 40s and it's a big deal for him to cook dinner,I'd suggest sending him back to his mother and finding a grown up.
Joan Rogers 8 years ago
Sarah - a female in her 20's is not a girl. She's a full grown young woman.
Joan Rogers 8 years ago
Jace: I really hope you know that you used a mixed metaphor. Rocket surgery?
Laura Rudgers 8 years ago
I would be more impressed if the 20 year old could cook...I don't understand why so many girls I know complain about not being able to cook. Well, buy a cookbook, some ingredients, and get to it! I know more men who cook, and cook well! Dammit, it is not a gender thing!
bork_laser 8 years ago
kids/young adults nowadays spend so much of their life preparing for life they don't have time for such things anymore.
Veronica Hufana 8 years ago
Yeah it is, esp. if he's not a chef. I wanna know if Ms. Tweetin' Twenty-something can cook.
#37
Dave Roger 8 years ago
Men get to be leading men well into their 60's. Women get to play their wives until they're about 25. Almost all movies have a much older leading man.
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Gigi 8 years ago
Seriously. Otters have pockets. And they're cute. Win-win.
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Brandi Dickerson 8 years ago
Reclameshit2015 2016 - I bet it gets lonely communicating with your hand every night, but that's probably easier to communicate with than a woman who has her own thoughts and emotions. Considering how condescending and ill-thought out your comment was, I highly doubt you have many people clamoring to do something fun with you.
Judith Karline 8 years ago
Master Markus, Sorry Pookie, it's literally just one ideology: women are equal in value to men and deserve equal rights. That's it. Anything else is b******t.
Dark Pearl 4 years ago
People are talking about how men are scared of feminists. They are just scared of dating a woman who points out their clear poor prowess in bed...
whoisJohnWick 8 years ago
I wish only men were afraid of the feminist label. I keep seeing all these women who say they don't like feminism or don't identify as feminists. But yeeah...
Too Lazy To Care 🐼 8 years ago
The point of this post is: Why would a man not want a woman who is fighting for equal rights between both women and men? If you're about to reply something along the lines of: "But feminists don't fight for equal rights, they fight for female dominance." Then you'd be actually referring to those fake feminists on the Internet who are actually misandrists in disguise.
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Ryan Lewis 8 years ago
That's probably actually less true more often than not. It's actually guy speak for she got overly emotional or sensitive and i kept on not caring which made her more emotional and sensitive and I kept in not caring and it just went on like that until she snapped.
CandyCorn 8 years ago
I don't think your reply (whether true or not) was necessary. To be clear, both genders can (in theory) go crazy.
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Mimis Nachbarin 8 years ago
Lol. Or as J.K. Rowling said "Maybe because gay people just look like... people?"
Too Lazy To Care 🐼 8 years ago
This is one of the reasons why J.K. Rowling is my hero.
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Melissa Boone 8 years ago
I've been told that I can't possibly be a lesbian because I'm too old. I guess I'm supposed just just collect cats now.
Laura Rudgers 8 years ago
Not fair to the actress chosen to morph into, even though she IS a lesbian....
Myrto Christina 8 years ago
pretty sure she was chosen because of her very 'butch' lesbian role in 'Orange is the new Black'
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Sassy Gay Bean Who Loves Dogs 4 years ago
I am literally the one with the short hair and yes I am gay
phantom buni 5 years ago
Apparently I’m “too tall to be straight” Right right, let me turn into a five foot blonde fairy who is suddenly okay with that comment.
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#43
Master Markus 8 years ago
If he just killed his uncle at the beginning like he was SUPPOSED to, but NOOO! Can't kill him after he prayed because Hamlet believed he'd the guy would go to HEAVEN. MUHH! Seriously though, Hamlet's uncle and mother both kept essentially telling him to "shut the f**k up". That was the part of the PROBLEM. He was an angry, probably mentally ill young man.
#44
Aunt Messy 8 years ago
Walk straight ahead, don't make eye contact, and don't dodge when men are coming at you on the sidewalk. It freaks them out no end...and they step aside every single time. Try it! It's fun!
Saffy Brand 8 years ago
I always plan on doing this cos men seem to be forever in my way but most of the time I end up moving anyway cos is it just me or are men really slow? I have places to be yo, move it or lose it.
Load More Replies... Shari H 8 years ago
I once had a sociology professor tell our class that because he was black women moved when he was walking down the street, and that it was incidental racism. He was shocked when I informed him he was wrong, that being black had nothing to do with it, it was because he was male. It opened a discussion about how women perceive men and their actions versus how men perceive each other, themselves, and their actions. Most were surprised that women even noticed them and moved. They don't stay in the way because they feel superior; they do it because they are clueless.
Maggie Grover Bacher 8 years ago
seriously? glad i don't live where guys do this. guys should be glad i don't live where guys do this. i played football and know how to lead with my shoulder
Master Markus 8 years ago
The f**k is with this weird sidewalk etiquette people are talking about here? In my experience, both people move out of the way of each other if one didn't start moving much earlier and it never has anything to do with gender.
Paul O'Connor 8 years ago
Gosh, I was raised to always step out of the way for a woman, and to hold the door open for her. This is also a gender based way to raise a child and today it should be about having respect for everyone, i.e. girls can hold the door for boys etc. But to head straight for guys on the sidewalk just to make them get out of the way, or refuse to co-operate in jointly avoiding each other is just being a d**k. Like breezing through a door thats being held open for you without acknowledging the gesture.
Mitzy Colletes 8 years ago
Nah sometimes they just literally barrel into you. It's a fascinating phenomenon
Jesper Nivesjö 8 years ago
This happens all the time to me as a man. There's only so much space on the sidewalk so naturally someone will have to move and sometimes it feels like it's always me. Some people are just a******s and some seems think that they don't have to move because they're bigger, the latter, I suppose, would affect women more. But I try to stay humble about it, someone will have to move and there's no right or wrong as long as they're not occupying unnecessarily much space.
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#46
Madeline Tuohey 8 years ago
Once a someone told me " why don't you come on over here baby and shake that thang" I was 9 he was 11
Sarah Feleppa 8 years ago
I was clubbing once and a guy honestly came up to me and shouted in my ear, "Will you let me smash your back doors in?!?" I thought I must have misheard and asked him to repeat himself, to which he replied, "Can I buy you a drink?" I said, "Firstly I think you have those chat up lines the wrong way round sweetie, and secondly f**k off."
#47
Sweep the Leg 8 years ago
My personal deodorant favorites on men are "Drywall," "I Once Killed a Grizzly while Hunting," and "Ever Seen One this Big?" ;)
Cassie Schoonover 8 years ago
My usual response to that last one was "yes, it's the least used tool in my night stand" lol
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Sitano Moto 8 years ago
"BLOOD OF YOUR ENEMIES" and "I WILL SMITE YOU" sound like scents I would TOTALLY buy!!
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you are lucky! every time I put some deodorant on it's like a shark bites my armpit or the whole arctic gush under my arms!
Hans 8 years ago
For this case you have the products for "gentle" men skin. Of cause marketed in a way to say men are not gentle, but just some have some gentle skin. Of course non-woman'ish. It is pretty funny actually...
Load More Replies... Laura Rudgers 8 years ago
My husband uses mine - powder fresh - because that is what is in the bathroom. If he uses deodorant at all. We both like smelling like babies, ok? Cotton or linen is a great scent and not really gender-specific, eh? Lavender is calming.... So guys, use what you like - you have permission.
Jason Hook 8 years ago
Depends on what brand you buy. Axe carries a teenager vibe, while Old Spice is marketed towards more mature gentlemen.
Laura Rudgers 8 years ago
Oh - and women - use Axe or Old Spice if you want to, also. I mean, who is stopping you? ;)
#48
Hans 8 years ago
I find it more scary to have these "gamer girls" channels on youtube where essentially the only purpose seems to be to show cleavage while streaming. It is ridiculous in many ways...
Aunt Messy 8 years ago
It especially must suck when they beat you like a rented mule and leave you crying on the floor, too.
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Jeanna 8 years ago
Some girls like video games, science fiction and zombie movies. Get over it, guys.
Silent Skeleton 8 years ago
If it's approximately 2/3 of his height (around 4'5") his inseam of his overalls is around 3 feet haha
Ironcat_xox 8 years ago
It's so sad that when I talk to my friends about video games guys just gawk like " how do u know that" assuming it's a 'guy thing'
#49
Your Friendly Neighbourhood Panda 8 years ago
I think this more refers to women who normally wear makeup and skip a day.
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reclameshit2015 2016 8 years ago
Well if noone would wear make up then that would be the standard for "looking healthy".
Charlie Hyduk 5 years ago
I don't wear makeup. I don't like girly things. I don't need makeup. I am f*****g gorgeous.
Jessica Hepler 8 years ago
No we are just tired bc transforming into Aphrodite is not easy
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Paul K. Johnson 8 years ago
Guys have that problem too. I think my shoe size is 10 but depending on the shoe, a 9, 9-1/2 or 10-1/2 might fit. Pants that are "the same size" can be so tight I can't wear them, tight enough that I don't need a belt or hopelessly oversize and need a belt and suspenders and possibly some staples or nails.
Load More Replies... Anna Brandigi 8 years ago
I can relate but only because I'm too irresponsible to remember what doesn't go in the dryer
Master Markus 8 years ago
I have trust issues because of those fake pockets, or initially sewn-up pockets that turn out to be really shallow.
Jason Hook 8 years ago
That's not a woman's problem. Surprise surprise, SJW, men deal with that s**t too.
Master Markus 8 years ago
I don't know why you got downvoted. While I'm sure that this is an exaggeration as they obviously can't be THE EXACT SAME pants if one fits and one doesn't, but regardless of gender, fits of clothes vary greatly depending on style or make.
Load More Replies... Karunya 4 years ago
No, women have trust problems because: a) They get raped. b) They get drugged and raped. c) They get raped and killed. d) They get killed in some sick way just because people, usually men, want to. e) They get robbed. f) They get drugged, robbed, raped and killed. An eight year old Indian female child once got kidnapped by five or more men and was raped and tortured for a week. All because they felt the horrible, horrible need to fulfil their sexual needs by a small child. A single woman in her late teens was kidnapped and raped and tortured for forty days and hundred men had their way with her. All just because she didn't reciprocate the kidnapper's feelings. Or rather, lust. This, is why, women have trust issues.
Chenni Wen 8 years ago
Dudeee I recently purchased two similar tops, same size. And only one actually fits correctly.
Veronica Hufana 8 years ago
This simple truth just blew my freaking mind. #SpringCleaning #InEffect!
#51
Charlie Hyduk 5 years ago
Haha funny joke tell me more about how women are genetically engineered to love men because we can't fend for ourselves and how im broken because I like women. (Someone literally told me this once.)
Amber Dae Ingalls 8 years ago
That's like when my two yr old accidently hurts me and I tell her "don't do that, you're hurting mama" and she responds back with "no I'm not"
#52
Cassie Schoonover 8 years ago
I thought it was ok, I was more impressed and thrilled with the old cast members being brought in lol
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Master Markus 8 years ago
"Female Ghostbusters" was bad not because of them being female. It was bad because it was a bad comedy movie and a very cynical marketing idea.
Bridgette David 8 years ago
Maybe it is just hard for you to find women funny.
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Little Menace 8 years ago
As a woman and a fan of the original, I still have to maintain it sucked big time and I only managed the first 10 min before switching off, feeling embarrassed for actually funny women, of which there are a lot.
Allie Orona 8 years ago
The movie was actually great. There were a couple of jokes I didn't really care for, but I honestly did laugh quite a bit.
Pronoy De 8 years ago
I'm not a fan of Ghostbusters(actually haven't seen it yet) but I like the idea of gender swapping and reimagination of characters. For instance, I'd love to see a female Bond or Sherlock (or Moriarty!!) or a guy Lara Croft. When the creators portrayed King Arthur as a female in Fate: Stay Night (animated), I found the idea quite fantastic
#53
Serina Wall 8 years ago
My size is somewhere between "too small at Ardenes" and "too big at Rickis"
Serina Wall 8 years ago
Somehow managed to post this on the wrong one. Good for me.
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Veronica Hufana 8 years ago
Mortgage, health insurance, dental plan - soooooo sexy (Homer Simpson drool).
Quant 8 years ago
She's got "mistress" in her twitter nick... I'm already smitten... working up to the mortgage thing pretty quickly... Is that a dog I see? :P
#55
Dark Pearl 4 years ago
If anyone asked me to smile, I'd deck them. Then they'd get their smile...
Ryan Lewis 8 years ago
Duh, it seems like where your line of thinking goes astray is that you think that people are for some reason supposed to care about your comfort or happiness instead of their own. Of course they do or say something to benefit themselves, that's human nature.
#56
Cat Meow 8 years ago
Or by "saving her", because women are usually played out as a damsel in distress. Yeah, I can take care of myself just fine, thank you very much screenwriters
Kyle Simmons 8 years ago
Really? You can run and gun alongside the toughest Marines, huh?
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Marion Jansie 8 years ago
If that guy from 50 shades hadn't been rich, it would just be an episode of Criminal Minds.
Charlie Hyduk 5 years ago
Imma write a novel where a woman is saved by a male superhero (even though she did not need it or want it) and files a restraining order when he stalks her.
MADELEINE KIMBALL 6 years ago
I legit just asked my 4yo sister what she would do if she were a princess and a witch was trying to take her away to her tower, and she just goes "Punch her" . like i love this can I just hand out free samples of this confidence
Jesper Nivesjö 8 years ago
Musicals are usually much better than superheroes and romantic comedies tbh. I mean the first can be a true art form and the other two are mostly superficial s**t made to sell to the broadest audience.
Jason Hook 8 years ago
A lot of guys are into musicals, and very few are really into rom-coms.
#57
Shari H 8 years ago
Uggs, Kardashians, and fantasy football suck. I love pumpkin spice and any decent beer. I am ambivalent about cargo shorts. Now, let us discuss true tragedies...men who wear work boots but not for work, and women who wear pink camo. Shame on you all!
Veronica Hufana 8 years ago
Wow, I am an equal opportunity basher. #FuckPumpkinSpice #FuckCargoShorts #StepUp
Master Markus 8 years ago
Pumpkin spice stuff can be alright, I like pumpkin pie. Uggs are bad replacements for boots with no foot support. The Kardashians are s**t and you should feel bad for liking them. I'm not a fan of beer in general, but f**k off about craft beer like it's some crazy awful thing. Cargo shorts aren't fashionable but have lots of pockets. And yeah, fantasy football is pretty stupid.
adoracat 8 years ago
Cargo shorts for women = no purse needed. Women's clothes generally have NO pockets whatsoever.
Load More Replies... Mark Kelly 8 years ago
Nothing wrong with cargo shorts? Pleated khakis are the ones that are dorky.
Long Joan Silver 8 years ago
I wouldn't mind trying a pumpkin spice latte, but I dislike the Kardashians as they are famous for doing absolutely nothing. Ugg boots, I used to wear those when I was a lot younger; not anymore. They may be comfortable but they look absolutely hideous and they are very slippery. The stuff liked by the men in that update, sounds more genuine.
Hans 8 years ago
This one is only half clever...all of these are pretty much artificial products, but for craft beer. This one might be marketed artificially, but actually comparing pumpkin spice to beer might be questioned at least with some knowledge in food chemistry...
Maria Jalvemo 8 years ago
Seriously though, Hans. You just proved her initial point. "Men's preferences are just soooo much more genuine!"
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#59
Jason Hook 8 years ago
You can show gun violence, blood n' guts, jokes about literally anything, talk about disease, war, and genocide, and mumble rap anything you want, but God forbid you show a nipple.
Load More Replies... Kaiela Chase 8 years ago
Except instagram doesnt have any rules lmao 😂😂 good penis or sex or damn near anything and its basically porn hub
Jason Hook 8 years ago
It's a nipple, guys have 'em too. And nudity on it's own isn't porn- it's only classified as pornography if the person in the image is in a sexually suggestive pose or is doing something blatantly sexual. To summarize, a picture of a woman causally standing around topless isn't porn, and I see nothing wrong with it.
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Frank Lee Blunt 8 years ago
There is at least an hour and 15 minutes to kill waiting on a lasagna lol.
#62
Amanda Scott 8 years ago
I'll say! My ex would yak on the phone for ages to mates and family...
Aessidhe Eclipse 8 years ago
ok, so maybe just the dudes listen to other dudes podcasts :P I don't know a single person who does that, also who cares if that's a 'thing' and wtf are podcasts anyway? xDD
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Stille20 8 years ago
Meh, changing character's gender is different. Imagine the react to Bridget Jones as a man. LOL... I want to see that as a movie
Cat Meow 8 years ago
Oh, I'd absolutely go see this movie. Someone start a kickstarter and do this
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Mark Kelly 8 years ago
It'd make more sense to male a female version of Thor not turn Thor into a female. Can't there be both?
Sitano Moto 8 years ago
I really don't understand why people are getting so worked up over this. It's just a comic. A good comic, in my personal opinion, but not one that I'd want to lose my temper over.
David Grey 8 years ago
Thor is a God and clearly a male from the Asatru Theology. Though as told by the lore he did cross dress once and pretend to be Freyja to get Mjölnir back when it was stolen from him. That has nothing to do with movies. I don't care what the movies do as long as people acknowledge that they are terrible for appropriation and destruction of many Asatruars religious beliefs.
#66
Alex RK 8 years ago
Sorry, what? How could you -not- be proud to have an intelligent partner? Who gives a f what gender they are! I get that it sucks if your partner is so competitive, they would rather outdo and belittle you, than thrive with you. But barring that, I can’t fathom spending x-ty years talking about inane b******t. I thought we already established that smart is sexy. Who still thinks this way?
Eliza Jani 8 years ago
No it's just when a woman marries an accomplished man, she is called a 'money-smoocher' or some other thing. But when a guy marries an accomplished woman, he gets praised for it. See the imbalance?
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Jasmyn Carey 8 years ago
Just because you haven't heard of it doesn't mean it doesn't happen. Surprisingly lots of things you have never heard of happen everyday. What a thought!
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Kimberly Puchniarz 8 years ago
Amen to people that have minds of their own!! It shows a high level of education!!
Rachel Rosky 8 years ago
Formal education is not a bench mark of critical thinking skills. This coming from a duel-degree Masters. I've seen plenty of mindless cogs in the higher education system.
Load More Replies... Ironcat_xox 8 years ago
When people are like "oh yeah like Trump just has to say something racist or sexist to have people dislike him" and I pull out a 50page list
#68
Amanda Panda 8 years ago
Guys expect women with kartrashian sized a*s, breast implants, lip fillers, and wearing clothes 2x too small to NOT be superficial in the guys they pick .... lol
Diana CrunChewy Watson 8 years ago
I had a guy tell me once that "girls only want buff dudes with lots of money instead of nice guys like me." I had to tell him all the reasons why he wasn't a nice guy. We're not friends anymore.
Sweep the Leg 8 years ago
Why finger point at either? Good men and good women look for substance. Shallow men and shallow women don't.
Charlie Hyduk 5 years ago (edited)
Also men: ew u want me to date u? But you don't have a flat stomach, height 5 foot 5, big bust and butt , blonde hair, blue eyes,love pink, thighs just a little big, never complain about anything, great at cooking, shy, hot but doesn't know it, popular, super gossipy, listens to everything I say, does what i tell you to, have anxiety, wears a lot of makeup, boy crazy, looks hot 24/7, not a feminist, perfect, never expects anything from me, like, do you even want a boyfriend?
pinkkitty0991 8 years ago
6'3+? That's too tall, 90k a year? As long as we don't die I'm ok, BMW? If it can play music I'm ok, and tattoos? Not that attractive to me.
Aunt Messy 8 years ago
Yes, we get it. Women scare you. Now go home. The grownups are talking here.
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Ceilidh Spratt 8 years ago
And all this time I thought there was something wrong with me for not having these features
Bridgette David 8 years ago
Too many people get blocked on this site, not for hurling insults or being a troll, but just having a different opinion that somebody didn't like.
Long Joan Silver 8 years ago
Keyz Karanza, you can detest us all you want, we don't care. Most of the time, us women wear makeup as a confidence booster. Some may wear it to cover up scars. You cannot detest people due to their own personal choices about their appearance.
#70
Sherida van den Bent 8 years ago
Why against men? This would bother me, a girl, just as much it would probably bother any other fan, regardless of gender.
Jason Hook 8 years ago
Umm... what does this do exactly besides make the poster look ridiculously sexist and arrogant?
Flora Polvado 8 years ago
Try asking if football is the one where they hit the ball with a stick.....
#71
Jeanna 8 years ago
I always cringe at the term "real women" to describe curvier women...Real women are of every shape and size.
Cherié Terblanche 8 years ago
I always cringe at the terms "real women" AND "real men". Hello!! You have a pulse and everyone except blind people can see you, therefore you are real and not a ghost or a fictional character OR someone's imaginary friend. SMH. I hate the internet. Cant stay away, though.
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if you're not a "real woman" then you're a man or an enby
#72
Diana Evans 8 years ago
Did you know that no one needs you to mainsplain the joke to us?
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Mimis Nachbarin 8 years ago
cool game! did it once. had a lot of fun. man never talked to me again, but who cares...
Hanni 8 years ago
I did it too! So much fun! They are more helpful if you look helpless and ignorant. I have an accent and that helps too.
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Brandi Dickerson 8 years ago
I tried doing that...But I couldn't help myself from correcting his explanation. Mainly because his explanation was wrong. :-\
Jason Hook 8 years ago
If you're actually spending time doing this instead of trying to form a genuine human connection (whether friendly or romantic), then you're part of the problem.
Paul K. Johnson 8 years ago
I do that to everyone because I'm into a lot of technical stuff that most people aren't all that interested in. I just expect someone to tell me that what I'm telling them is too remedial if that's the case. Usually I ask because I'd like to skip ahead to what I really want to tell them without having to explain anything else.
#75
Cat Meow 8 years ago
Considering to put a Potato Head mouth in my bag to just place that on my mouth next time someone tells me to smile
Shari H 8 years ago
I have never been told to smile by a man. I don't think they have the nerve because I look mean (seriously, my natural expression scares me).
Barbara Jones 8 years ago
Yeah I've seen a lot of posts on here about men telling/asking women to smile. The only people who have ever asked me to smile were photographers,...when I was having my picture taken. I have an impressive RBF I guess, because no one tries that with me. I'll smile if and when I damn well want to.
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the shrimp whisperer 2 years ago
pro tip: when he says smile, do it, just smile like this images-74-...8b3bd0.jpg 
#78
Paul K. Johnson 8 years ago
I like sports only for the games themselves. I couldn't care less about the teams or the personalities and whenever someone starts talking to me about it at length I just tell them I'm not into a completely different sport that I know they're not talking about. So they start talking about Tom Brady and I tell them I don't know much about it... I'm not into hockey. They stop talking to me about sports.
Grace Bohmer 8 years ago
that isn't sports sports is when you are moving around and looking up or even knowing the seahawks coach's blood type
#79
Peta Hurley-Hill 8 years ago
Men do it way more than women do,though yes there are unimaginative ,full of themselves women too.Then there are the parents so conceited,that they call their children after both of themselves...Will Smith/Willow Smith,Jada Pinkett Smith/Jaden Smith....Donald Trump/Donald Trump...Ivana Trump/Ivaka Trump.
Maria Jalvemo 8 years ago
"But women do this tooooo!" Said the man about something that has a ratio of men/women doing it of 99,9/0.1.
Load More Replies... Paul K. Johnson 8 years ago
I'd name my kid, "Fuzzy" but then I might legally change my own name to that and then my kid can be Paul.... or Otto... or whatever.
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Kali Parvata 8 years ago
You can also rape women and a) be president, b)be the husband of Secretary of State, c)be the husband of the running Democrat candidate for president. Or: you can rape a 13 year old and become a director that gets a standing ovation by the Hollywood elite at the Oscars. Or: marry your ex-wife's adoptive daughter that you helped raise and still make movies as both an actor and a director and be totally accepted by Hollywood. I love hypocrisy.
Jeanna 8 years ago
It's not hypocrisy...she is already saying that Hollywood shouldn't honor Casey Affleck and everyone thinks Woody Allen is creepy.
Load More Replies... Quant 8 years ago
I wish it was only white guys voting for that douchebag, he would have lost big time... unfortunately women are exactly as stupid as guys... you want equality... here is the reality.
Emma Vink 8 years ago
He lost the popular vote by nearly 3 million...makes your comment a little less valid, don't you think...
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Noemi Reynolds 8 years ago
Is anyone else as grateful as I am that Master Markus is here to instruct we poor, feeble women?
Мышь из Москвы! 6 years ago
Who is Master Markus, and what is so cool about killing men?
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Paul K. Johnson 8 years ago
I never kill spiders. They always eat things I like much less than spiders. If I find one in the house I put it out front so it can hang out by my door and eat as much as it can catch.
Dark Pearl 4 years ago
Many house spiders die if they are put out. You aren't doing that well for the world...
Load More Replies... Laura Rudgers 8 years ago
Great joke here...but really...yay, another woman not afraid to kill a spider! good grief, what is wrong with women and spiders? shoot, you are a million times bigger that the stupid little thing! If it needs to be killed, kill it! If not, let it be - spiders are actually good for the ecosystem...
AppleDragon 4 years ago
They are so creepy! The scuttling and the legs! Who needs so many legs? CLEARLY God was drunk when he mad those things!
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the shrimp whisperer 2 years ago (edited)
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ariel Danielle 8 years ago
No. They make you look like you're wearing panties.
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Graciela Mireles 8 years ago
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We do what we want!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Load More Replies... Emma Vink 8 years ago
Maybe since I don't comment on what you wear, you should shut up about what I choose to put on my body...
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Jace 8 years ago
But aren't they one and the same? What non-douche refers to himself as a "bro"?
Load More Replies... Jason Hook 8 years ago
Oh yeah, women aren't guilty of this one at all. Gender equality at work, guys
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Polly Bortle 8 years ago
That's interesting, many women's products that have male equivalents are more expensive
Jason Hook 8 years ago
Charging a dollar less for the slightly smaller machine... Oh God, how horribly sexist!
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Jace 8 years ago
I love how men presume I'm a woman, and then comment at me like know-it-all jerks... because they saw me supporting a feminist position and my tiny profile photo shows me with long hair on Facebook... I MUST be a lefty woman!!
Cat Meow 8 years ago
Tbh, I don't really care about someone's gender. It's the they act around other people. And as far as I can see by your comments, you seem to have your mindset in the right place.
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Leanne Leanne 8 years ago
The point is that he wouldn't have to go undercover and could just listen when a woman tells him it's awful.
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Laura Rudgers 8 years ago
I love a man who reads - I have out-read almost every man I know, both fiction and non-fiction....
Jennifer Crompton 8 years ago
Most of the big readers I know are women. I agree with you, I'd be more impressed with a man who reads.
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Cris Pender 8 years ago
Is there a "Womansplaining" because the other men on this post seem to have lost the ability to understand and I think the may need a woman to sit them down and go through t slowly.
Reina Seiter 8 years ago
I won't try to mansplain it. I'm hoping you guys are just really bad at jokes.
Ralph Melhem 8 years ago
Am i reading the comments section correctly? Are people that stupid thinking it's about art? or maybe I''m stupid enough to have missed all the sarcasm
Emma Vink 8 years ago
Why do you have to make it all about you? If you don't discriminate in this way, why get offended?
Load More Replies... Emma Vink 8 years ago
The post refers to the hypocrisy of some men saying they love women to justify saying sexist things & then not supporting women's work & talent.
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Cherié Terblanche 8 years ago
I don't care about men who come straight at me. I do the same. I have a mean elbow. F****n try me.
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Мышь из Москвы! 6 years ago
I get out the way for women. It is rule of custom in my country (Russia)
adrian loza 8 years ago
This is the second one talking about this. I don´t know how it works in your country but, in Argentina, men step aside. sorry if i misspelled.
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Stijn Vlasselaer 8 years ago
Maybe it just means you are posting your opinion on the internet.
Helena Waters 8 years ago
You're one of them aren't you ! How many more are under that bridge with you ?!
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Master Markus 8 years ago
When a pick-up line is that bad, you have the right to at least throw something in his face.
Emma Vink 8 years ago
Ok, so Becca B is being s****y here. You are also a valid human being & being cool without sarcasm does not warrant someone else being so s****y to you.
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Sarah Farina 8 years ago
I got a 'do you have mice in your pants?' Um what? No... what? 'Well you must have a good pussy then' 😳 Dear. God. Why.
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#94
phantom buni 5 years ago
Some guy rolls to a stop with a bra between his wiper blades:😳 The driver next to him thinking: Wow, wild night
CandyCorn 8 years ago
Dangerous if you're driving, plus someone could get hurt :(
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Christiane Porter 8 years ago
That song came out when I met my husband... it's "our" song... we even quoted bits of it in our vows, not knowing the other one had...
Long Joan Silver 8 years ago
I love that song! I had to perform it for my uni exam a few years back.
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Mark Kelly 8 years ago
No kidding. I'v had chances to have sex with women and have said no and have told men and they wonder why. I don't just f**k anything that moves.
Emma Vink 8 years ago
I feel like you were trying to say something subversive and provocative and failed.
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Too Lazy To Care 🐼 8 years ago
Well, some women could also be referring to lesbian sex, it may not be necessarily be sex with a man they're talking about.
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Maria Jalvemo 8 years ago
Well, that was ONE person. That's called "anecdotal evidence" and proves absolutely nothing.
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Jason Hook 8 years ago
Meanwhile a few pics up, we see someone criticizing men for dating women much younger than them, and another one criticizing women for dating men much older than they are. The human centipede of mind-f*****g gender hypocrisy is almost complete.
Emma Vink 8 years ago
Weirdly enough, women are individual human beings with their own thoughts, feelings, opinions, etc. and we are not all responsible or in agreement for/with the opinion of other women. Inconventienr when trying to label us, I am sure...
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Master Markus 8 years ago
Abstinence is the opposite of sex education. Porn still at least can teach you "This is a penis" "this is a vagina" "these are ways that it is physically possible to have sex".
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Sarah Zimmerman 8 years ago
Representation matters (for all people). Otherwise, it just reinforces the gender tropes. That's all that people will see. "This is how X is represented therefor this is how X must be". Unfortunately I know a lot people who never really think beyond that...
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Ophelia Brooks 8 years ago
@Kali Parvata Feminazis? Why? Because we don't want a man telling us how to respond to something? That's called having a mind of our own.
Paulina 8 years ago
You need to stop telling us what we can, need or should be.
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Barbara Jones 8 years ago
True story, know a guy who took a young feminist out on a date when he was younger. This guy has always been a gentleman, the kind who opens doors and treats women with respect at all times. Young feminist yanked the door from his hand, closed it and then told him she could open her own doors, get her own chair and she didn't need his Patriarchal behavior. She then proceeded to spend the entire dinner expounding on the evils of men, and telling him all about how a Matriarchy would be better. When the bill came, he did the math and told her that her half was $15. He honestly figured if she was that offended at him opening doors that she wouldn't want him paying for her food. She got super pissed at him and wouldn't even let him drive her home because he ~made~ her pay for her own meal.
Deanna Morrison 8 years ago
There's a difference between feminists and a******s.
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Iudith Coman 8 years ago
so Kali Parvata, are you saying that ALL WOMEN are smarter than men ? yes you are!!!...good job thinking that, here's your 78 cents
Ophelia Brooks 8 years ago
It's a bs way of doing business. If I'm more skilled than the man is, I should make just as much if not more than him, not less.
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Cat Meow 8 years ago
Yeah not working for me. I'll stick to my iPhone 5 until they give us back the earplug jack
Ralph Melhem 8 years ago
If you need help choosing a new phone, i know plenty of men who can help you.. You know so you don't get confused... They will even let you choose the color!
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What do you think ?
Samantha Manley 8 years ago
I love that some special little snowflake got so upset they scrolled through over 100 twitters on 4 pages just do down vote every single one. I'm not sure what amazes me more the dedication to being a jerk, in a tiny barely noticeable and completely useless way that changes nothing or the fact they have absolutely nothing better to do. Hey at least I was chuckling away & enjoying reading them tweets as I scrolled through.
Hans 8 years ago
Hm...this series has some clever, sarcastic quotes, but unfortunately also several that fall no shorter of being sexistic about the sexism they complain about. Moreover, many use out-of-context "evidence", such as historical things or unproven statements. I think this very serious topic could be presented with much more humour and less bitterness – the latter will just lead to people who are on your side cheering your post, and those who object to, well, object it.
Stijn Vlasselaer 8 years ago
Personally i feel a lot of tweets are funny and justitied. Some are probably justified but I can t relate. And Some seem to me just very meanspirited towards men. Just sharing my equally valuable male opinion.
Unwelcomed Guest 8 years ago
Do guys seriously ask women to smile? I work in a mostly female dominated industry and women smile at me all the time, It has never entered my mind to ask someone to smile. Though come to think about it my mates do think it is a big deal, I just don't think about it, am I missing something here
stacyh 8 years ago
Yes, they really do. I can't tell you how many times I've been going about my business only to have a man literally stop me and tell me "you'd look so much prettier if you were smiling!" Because apparently as a woman I'm supposed to walk around with a giant grin all day and look like a lunatic so as to not upset some random man who thinks I need to change my face for him.
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Bipolar King 8 years ago
I live in a world that thinks owning Nuclear bombs is a good thing! These tweets just made fun of all the other ridiculous ideals we hold as human brings....
Stijn Vlasselaer 8 years ago
just found out that this is basically a repost of https://www.boredpanda.com/funny-feminist-jokes-twitter/ and that most commenters (male and female) are also basically saying the same stuff.
Jeanneke Hodges 8 years ago
agreed. So sexist to point out the gender pay gap, and declining to take such well meant advice to smile for strangers' benefits
Load More Replies... Pam Tafarella 8 years ago
I wonder who these women hang out with? I dont experience any of this in my day to day and I'm surrounded by contractors.
Stephanie Marie 8 years ago
Just because you don't experience it, doesn't mean it's not widespread or even universal. For it to be this popular on Twitter/Facebook/magazines/news articles, it's clearly an issue. I suggest that since it (fortunately) doesn't affect you, you look into ways to support other women from discrimination.
Load More Replies... Samantha Manley 8 years ago
I love that some special little snowflake got so upset they scrolled through over 100 twitters on 4 pages just do down vote every single one. I'm not sure what amazes me more the dedication to being a jerk, in a tiny barely noticeable and completely useless way that changes nothing or the fact they have absolutely nothing better to do. Hey at least I was chuckling away & enjoying reading them tweets as I scrolled through.
Hans 8 years ago
Hm...this series has some clever, sarcastic quotes, but unfortunately also several that fall no shorter of being sexistic about the sexism they complain about. Moreover, many use out-of-context "evidence", such as historical things or unproven statements. I think this very serious topic could be presented with much more humour and less bitterness – the latter will just lead to people who are on your side cheering your post, and those who object to, well, object it.
Stijn Vlasselaer 8 years ago
Personally i feel a lot of tweets are funny and justitied. Some are probably justified but I can t relate. And Some seem to me just very meanspirited towards men. Just sharing my equally valuable male opinion.
Unwelcomed Guest 8 years ago
Do guys seriously ask women to smile? I work in a mostly female dominated industry and women smile at me all the time, It has never entered my mind to ask someone to smile. Though come to think about it my mates do think it is a big deal, I just don't think about it, am I missing something here
stacyh 8 years ago
Yes, they really do. I can't tell you how many times I've been going about my business only to have a man literally stop me and tell me "you'd look so much prettier if you were smiling!" Because apparently as a woman I'm supposed to walk around with a giant grin all day and look like a lunatic so as to not upset some random man who thinks I need to change my face for him.
Load More Replies... Bipolar King 8 years ago
I live in a world that thinks owning Nuclear bombs is a good thing! These tweets just made fun of all the other ridiculous ideals we hold as human brings....
Stijn Vlasselaer 8 years ago
just found out that this is basically a repost of https://www.boredpanda.com/funny-feminist-jokes-twitter/ and that most commenters (male and female) are also basically saying the same stuff.
Jeanneke Hodges 8 years ago
agreed. So sexist to point out the gender pay gap, and declining to take such well meant advice to smile for strangers' benefits
Load More Replies... Pam Tafarella 8 years ago
I wonder who these women hang out with? I dont experience any of this in my day to day and I'm surrounded by contractors.
Stephanie Marie 8 years ago
Just because you don't experience it, doesn't mean it's not widespread or even universal. For it to be this popular on Twitter/Facebook/magazines/news articles, it's clearly an issue. I suggest that since it (fortunately) doesn't affect you, you look into ways to support other women from discrimination.
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