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“Fight Children With Diabetes”: 50 Funny Signs That Ended Up Online To Bring Joy To All
Signs. They’re everywhere. Whether used for controlling traffic or the trajectory of one’s life—let’s be honest, quite a few of us have likely asked the universe to send us one—they’re typically worth paying attention to.
Some of them, though, might be less consequential, but not less attention-worthy. And they’re often shared on the ‘Funny’ subreddit—“Reddit's largest humor depository”. Today we have gathered some of their best examples—signs found in all sorts of places, be it a local business, a church, or someone’s home. Typically witty, often unexpected, they ought to make you giggle, so scroll down and enjoy.
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#1
Sign Posted Outside A Fencing Academy!
Catman (He/Him) 2 years ago
I fence, and I can tell you for a fact, that you are right. The masks give you a headach if you're not used to them though.
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Roan The Demon Kitty 2 years ago (edited)
Just be warned those suits and helmets will start to stink very quickly. Also, if you're a woman, it's mandatory to wear a chest protector. (to avoid injury to breast tissue which can form fat necrosis) and these chest protectors are mostly so damn uncomfortable to wear for a longer period of time because they're obviously rigid, and unless you pay a fortune to have one custom made and fitted, seem to be made for flatter chested women, so larger women have issues. Otherwise, fencing is definitely fun.
Ben 2 years ago
Ya you definitely need to love fencing to do it, it's super uncomfortable :DD
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Couragetcd 2 years ago
Is there a fencing license that lets you stab people closer than 6 ft away? Asking for a friend.
Mr. Nurse Man 2 years ago
Friend of mine did this in college and she said it was very therapeutic.
LokisLilButterknife 2 years ago
If you want to yell really loudly at your opponents, try the Japanese or Korean versions of fencing, kendo and kumdo! Definitely oddly therapeutic.
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#2
The Most Honest "Do Not Enter" Sign Of All Time
MaximumKarmaSaint 2 years ago
When you get it tell me where to get it so that I can hang it on my bedroom door.
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#3
This Synagogue Sign In Toronto
Billy Harrelson 2 years ago
"Let me tell you, if you've been sleeping on eating the fruit of the tree of knowledge, then you've got to try it now! All that talk about losing your life? All a lie. Let me tell you, this fruit will reveal everything to you! And after you realize you're naked, have I got the best clothing ideas. You can make anything out of a fig leaf!"
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Nikki Sevven 2 years ago
God: "I'm holding you accountable for doing something wrong even though you lacked the ability to discern right from wrong until after you ate the apple. You and all your descendants are cursed until the end of time."
Cassidy Moore 2 years ago
What's great is when I hear Adam and Eve I don't think of the fake people anymore, I just think of all the fun toys I can get to practice my very looked down upon gayness with
rustythorn 2 years ago
How old was Adam and Eve? They were teenagers then they're going to do the opposite of what anybody tells them
Nowadays signs—in one form or another—can be found nearly everywhere, be it the door of a huge shopping mall or a lonesome road in the middle of nowhere. But what was the first sign ever created, one might wonder?
Well, it might be difficult to determine exactly that, but the symbols in caves dating as far back as the Ice Age are likely to be among the first ones, at least. Canadian paleoarchaeologist Genevieve von Petzinger explored such caves in great detail and revealed that the symbol, which is considered to be the oldest example of cave art (roughly 41,000 years old), is painted inside a rock formation in El Castillo, Spain. “It’s the size of a teacup’s saucer,” she pointed out to TED.
#4
This Sign At My Dog Groomer
The Amazing Fluffernaut 2 years ago
How dd they learn about that, I promise it was an accident! it wasn't on purpose 🙁
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Trish 2 years ago
Bold of them to assume that my hairdresser doesn't wash my a*s. Way to generalize.
El Howard 2 years ago (edited)
My kid managed to pee in their pediatrician's face during an exam. Worst part, it was my daughter, so the pediatrician wasn't expecting it!
Load More Replies... tuzdayschild 2 years ago
I don't need this sign. My groomer is worth every penny and then some.
Ben 2 years ago
My dog once vomited on the groomer. She laughed it off but I.was.mortified.
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#5
My Local Super 8 Is Being Rebuilt. I Didn't Know Why Until I Saw The Sign
Sans Serif (Sans) 2 years ago
I've encountered spiders that would make me do this...
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Krizzy Wilde 2 years ago
Thought to myself "this has got to be in Australia!?" Then noticed OP name and now I'd bet on it 🕷
Genevieve von Petzinger also revealed that there are 32 symbols that can be found in ancient caves all over Europe. Such a discovery wasn’t made in a day, though. Over a decade ago, the paleoarchaeologist started her mission of systematically cataloging the geometric signs in caves all over the continent.
#6
I Thought It Was Weird Someone Put Tape Over The Sign
YukiChou 2 years ago
Lakenvelder! My grandparents used to have these. Super sweet and gentle cows.
Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 2 years ago
These can't be Oreo cows! The whole point of an Oreo is to dip it in milk. The milk (usually) comes from cows. You can't dip a cow in her own milk! That's cownabalism
#7
Legit Sign Post
David 2 years ago
Every time I see a cougar joke I think about the bumper stickers for the Washington State Cougars football team that say "Proud Cougar Mom!"
Mimi M 2 years ago (edited)
In all seriousness, the term 'cougar' is a sexist slur. It's shorthand for 'predatory s lut'.
Melloro 2 years ago (edited)
What's wrong with being a predatory sl ut? 😇
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Dale Henderson 2 years ago
yes you can go online and customize one. simple
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This Wet Floor Sign At The Toronto Aquarium
Stephanie Case 2 years ago
Yeah, that would get stolen pretty quickly in my town. By me. I would steal it.
Cat Chat 2 years ago
My apologies in advance, but this entry just screams for it to be done...🎶 Bathroom Shark do do do do do do🎶
Bobby 2 years ago
I'll still take that over cocomelon. That one gives me the creeps
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Lunaofthenest (She/they) 2 years ago
Sadly, at my place of employment, somebody would go running up to the sign, limbs flailing, fall spectacularly then blame the sign. I wish I were being dramatic.
DarkViolet 2 years ago
That's what you play when you want stragglers to leave the building at closing time.
Load More Replies... One of the paleoarchaeologist’s very first steps was compiling a database of geometric signs that were found at roughly 370 known rock art sites across Europe. Then, in 2013 and 2014, von Petzinger continued her exploration focusing on caves in Spain, Portugal, France, and Italy, recording the details of geometric signs in 52 of them.
Ted reports that after finishing with the fieldwork, the expert analyzed the catalog she put together and found that 32 signs repeated themselves across the span of 30,000 years and the entire continent of Europe. “That really small number tells you that they must have been meaningful to the people who were using them, because they were replicating them,” von Petzinger suggested.
#9
This Sign On A Vending Machine At My Work
PiAnisum 2 years ago
Reminds me of the time the German government changed taxes on period products like pads and tampons. They lowered the tax but the prices on the products didn’t change, the companies simply took the money for themselves.
Chewie Baron 2 years ago
In the UK there is VAT on period items, but not on condoms. Women have been protesting about this for years and still the Government refuses to do anything about it. Disgraceful.
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Friendly neighborhood possum 2 years ago
Zero contains aspartame,which is even more harmful than sugar.
lonely miso 2 years ago (edited)
UK, are you doing a sugar tax? Someone got inspired by Britain back in the day…this won’t go well. Revolutionary war..
Jonathan MacFarlane 2 years ago
I'm going to that website to see the LIES they spread. (Sorry I love coke zero and I'm mad they raised the price of it.)
Rens 2 years ago
When they brought in the sugar tax, they should have just lowered the sugar content of the drinks, not added disgusting artificial sweeteners which make me sick. I'm happy to pay extra for the sugar, just please don't give me no choice anymore.
Hedonism Bot 2 years ago
I'm pretty sure diet sodas with artificial sweeteners have been around long before this sugar tax.
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#10
Utah Has Its Issues, But It’s Traffic Signs Are Top Notch
Bryn 2 years ago
Do they have their turn signal on? Then sure. But if they don't, no they have to wait. I don't know what they're doing.
dino_Z71 2 years ago
If you would merge, at the point of the merging, there wouldn't be a long line. There would be two shorter lines merging correctly and efficiently. And you would have no reason to be irate here.
Load More Replies... featherytoad 2 years ago
When there are backups and people are just creeping along, I have seen people merge but just keep going on the shoulder until they pass like 20 cars. Then they put on their blinker and expect to get let in. I stayed on the a*s of the car in front of me and refused to let the guy in, as did everyone else.
Istvan Kozak 2 years ago
You mean the a*s wipes who race around you and try to bully their way in. Nope
Cat Chat 2 years ago
Me too, but I read an article on KSL that they stopped doing the funny signs about 6 months ago, because too many people were paying more attention looking for or aat them rather than traffic... and hardly anyone noticed. Not sure if they started up again as I hardly drive anymore.
Load More Replies... Janet Howe 2 years ago
We need these signs all over the country. This is why traffic backs up for 2 miles. And don't think you're going to be a wisea*s and drive around everybody to get to the front of the line. They aren't going to let you in. Same with 4-way stop signs. Buddy, do you actually need a diagram of how this is supposed to work?
Insert name here 2 years ago
Some federal DoT agency had to tell NJ to tone it down on their traffic signs. Love my state.
Rahb in Oz 2 years ago
This is NOT rocket science, folks! How about some courtesy? We ALL have to live in this world.
#11
This Doctor's Done Listening To Kids
Lunaofthenest (She/they) 2 years ago
Can someone explain to me at exactly which point vaccines became the devil? I mean, almost a century of gratitude for this simple life saving science and now there's everything in there *except* what "They" say is in there- nano tech, babies in some form or another, that pesky "Mark of the Beast" ...
General Anaesthesia 2 years ago (edited)
Ever since internet exacerbated the "my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge" idiocy and made it political.
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Nadine Debard 2 years ago (edited)
I had a plaster with funny ugly little ducks once. Edit : *band-aid*
Load More Replies... Mr. Nurse Man 2 years ago
Unpopular opinion: vaccines are not for everyone. And I’m not talking about preference or religious exemption reasons. There are legitimate (though pretty rare) reasons to avoid getting a vaccine.
General Anaesthesia 2 years ago
Which is why a high vaccination rate is so important: herd immunity protects those people, too. Polio, anyone?
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I_am_a_dinosaur 2 years ago
Lol me over here being high risk cause I could get a clot and have a seizure and actually get sick and die
Suck it Trebek 2 years ago
I'm the opposite of anti-vaxxers. I'm always like any new vaccines you can give me doc? Or is there a vaccine for that. I will literally take any vaccine I can get to stay alive and well.
Among the 32 signs documented by von Petzinger, there are dots, asterisks, spirals and a thing called ‘negative hands’. The latter refers to a negative image of a handprint, which is considered to be one of the oldest and the most popular signs of the time (roughly 22,000 - 40,000 years ago).
Nowadays, common signs and symbols exceed 32, but some are still known across entire continents if not even further. Let’s take another symbol of a hand, for instance, the Hamsa, popular throughout North Africa and in the Middle East, which is believed to bring good luck, protection, and good health.
#12
This Sign In Front Of A Bunch Of Venus Flytrap
that_gay_snake(he/they) 2 years ago
this is amazing. but i am not a fly and so i will not touch... YET
Tucker Cahooter 2 years ago
At a garden centre I visited once their sign said if you touched it then you've just bought it for exactly this reason
Trish 2 years ago
I would love a trap that catches flies, but I've seen Little Shop of Horrors. No, thank you.
AnneFromAccounting 2 years ago
This isn't Audrey, though... this is Marsha. You're safe.
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Janet Howe 2 years ago
Well, that's something I never knew. So sorry I killed so many of those when I was 10.
Omima mimi miki 2 years ago
actually i love this so much...i hate when people stick their fingers in the open mouths of venus fly traps..it literally kills them and it makes me really sad - i love these plants so much ;)
#13
Brutally Honest Sign
Norma Jean Morrissey 2 years ago
I just love this sign! But will those it is aimed at believe it! For that matter, do they know how to read? Norma Jean Morrissey🤪
Worst Cop in Britain 2 years ago
And unfortunately the majority of the time it's because someone else is stupid and made a bad decision that had consequences far beyond what their limited stupid mind could comprehend.
Paul Curtiss 2 years ago
Yes attributing bad sxit to "kismet" or something is such a cop out an inability to accept reality
#14
A Few Days Ago A Car Drove Through An Arby's. This Was Their Sign Today
Miss Misery 2 years ago (edited)
As an Arby's employee, I 100% expect this now that we sell cheesestakes (for limited time ofc)
If you’re wondering why the “change my mind” bit sounds somewhat familiar, it's because a sign saying exactly that became an internet sensation back in 2018. That’s when, according to Know Your Meme, American-Canadian podcaster Steven Crowder uploaded a picture on his Twitter account of him seated by the table with the renowned phrase written on it outside of Texas Christian University.
#15
My Husband Is In The Process Of Redoing Our Lawn. He Recently Began Killing Off All Our Grass. I Didn’t Want Our Neighbors To Think We Were Neglectful Homeowners, So I Made A Sign
Michelle Reynolds 2 years ago
Why does it matter what the neighbor's think? I have let that go and it is so Freeing!!!!
kansasmagic 2 years ago
Yeah, sometimes a green lawn is just a sign that somebody is ignoring watering restrictions.
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GoGoPDX 2 years ago
Right! Grass takes so much water, and is not a good environmental choice. I live in the PNW and even though we usually don't have drought conditions, it is extremely rare to see a full, lush, green lawn in the summer. Every yard looks like the one above
Load More Replies... GoGoPDX 2 years ago
Why do so many people care about what the neighbors think. Just do what you want to your lawn. You shouldn't have to justify, explain, or report to anyone what you are doing. Life is a lot happier when stop living around other People's opinions
#16
One Cardboard Sign To Rule Them All
Joshua Moore 2 years ago
I wonder.... Can this also apply to me? I'm 45 years old, shaped like a f*****g brick, my horn is broken and I've been known to use my finger in certain circumstances🤔
Chewie Baron 2 years ago
I look like several bags of concrete that were dumped on the floor, got wet and can’t be moved.
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Bobby 2 years ago
I was so surprised the license plate wasn't blurred I didn't notice the rest
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But, on the other hand...it's still running. 43. Got to be like 157 in people years.
LokisLilButterknife 2 years ago (edited)
Shhhhh, don't alert the BoredPanda censorship mafia. They lurk in the shadows ready to censor any a*s, d**k, s**t (oooh, that got past them today) and f**k.
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Christopher Crockett 2 years ago
That is an old Chinook motorhome! They were built on the west coast on Toyota chassis. Those old Yoters weren’t fast, but with a little care they’ll outlast us all.
mSpencer 2 years ago
I would like to point out that the license plate is not Florida or West Virginia 🤣 so what's the excuse?
H.J. carlson 2 years ago
Just letting you know, it & driver is old and can't go fast! Lighten up 😂👍
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#17
All Or Nothing! A Sign From A Local Business
Kathryn Baylis 2 years ago
Looks like it’s a Cat Cafe, so you might want to rethink your choices. On the one hand, you wear a mask, stay fully clothed, and get to play with cats while you sip your coffee. On the other hand, you forego the mask, strip down to your birthday suit, and TRY to play with cats—-who have claws—-while choking down your coffee, and trying to get dressed to leave before a claw hits your, um, “tender grapes”.
H.J. carlson 2 years ago
Right 👍 never get nude when there are cats around!! 😹😳
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Worst Cop in Britain 2 years ago
I don't understand the people who think they can still be served by a business whilst refusing to obey said business' rules. That makes zero sense.
Mr. Nurse Man 2 years ago
I’d be far more okay with someone not wearing a mask than seeing naked people maliciously complying with this dumb sign.
Seemingly dating as far back as the Ice Age, signs have long been helping people express themselves and their opinions. Such a way of communicating ideas never seemed to have lost its relevance, as it is still vastly used today, whether in the shape of a piece of cardboard saying that the one holding it loves Harry or Taylor or a thought-provoking sign ending with a “change my mind”.
#18
These Guys Sit At This Table Every Morning. The Restaurant Owners Made This Sign To Claim The Table For Them
Rob Janssen 2 years ago
every bar in germany has this it's called a "stamtisch" table reserved for regulars.
Mr. Nurse Man 2 years ago
Local McDonald’s has a group of older people that made their own sign and they call themselves the “Old Timers.” Lovely people, especially the ladies. They’ve bought me breakfast a few times and I’ve returned the favor.
#19
Helpful Sign
Cheryl Lohr 2 years ago
OR COME BACK WHEN WE ARE OPEN! (not shouting , just matching the sign)
#20
Sign In A Taxi Cab
Remi (He/Him) 2 years ago
I want the Ferret pics! I can give them back, mind you, but I really wanna see them first
majandess 2 years ago
I came here looking for this comment. Thank you for not disappointing me! :)
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Jared Robinson 2 years ago
Are you kidding me? I'm robbing this f****r for the spice girl cassettes alone.
The uploaded picture was reportedly part of Steven's podcast and YouTube series, where he tries to have people with opposing views discuss various issues with him. Even though the sign in the original picture read “Male privilege is a myth / Change my mind”, it soon became a template—an empty canvas, if you will—for people to let their imagination run free and insert whatever they feel is worth discussing.
#21
These Were Signs I Made For A Yard Sale Back In 2017
I heart Boo-BI-es 2 years ago
The signs alone would def make me stop just to meet the comical creator. 😆
Page intentially left blank 2 years ago
I'm having a yard sale soon. Totally going to steal this idea!
Violet Smith 2 years ago
I saw one with a pencil sketch of Captain Picard that said "Make it Sold."
#22
Just Doing What The Sign Says
Cheryl Lohr 2 years ago
I can like the post but I can't carry it to share because it is planted in the ground.
#23
Sign At My Local Dry Cleaners
Bill Swallow 2 years ago
Because recent years have been so crappy that people are looking for a way to 'fast forward' to a time when hopefully things will be better.
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Jason Hulet 2 years ago
Me to, 2020. I'd asked for 5 slaps. Get me to 2025.
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Janet Howe 2 years ago
"If I have to get up and find that ketchup in the refrigerator FOR you, I'm going to bi*ch slap you into next Tuesday." That was always my threat.
Another internet sensation known for his painfully truthful and often quite entertaining signage is the Dude With Sign. Expressing his views on all sorts of matters, from food prices to popular culture, the dude, whose real name is Seth Phillips, is a New York-based creative, whose public protests have already attracted over 8 million followers.
#24
Local Traffic Sign Getting A Little Snappy
RedMarbles 2 years ago
They're most often referred to as "turn signals," although on occasion I hear "blinkers." Rare to hear "indicators" here, at least in my experience.
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The Original Bruno 2 years ago
*In before the 16,000 complaints that you didn't discover your turn signal and you were looking for your windshield wipers.*
#25
Everyone Kept Hitting Their Heads As They Walked Down My Stairs, So I Hung A Sign As A Warning
Robert T 2 years ago (edited)
It needs a picture of a grouse as well and the word "or" between. ;-)
Roxy Eastland 2 years ago
Beloved of British country pubs with low wooden beams.
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#26
A Local Music Store In My Town Has Had This Sign Up For A Few Days. The Shoe Store Across The Street Finally Replied
Willem Oosterhof 2 years ago
Hang on!!! https://www.wdbj7.com/2021/04/15/two-stores-in-christiansburg-go-viral-as-they-battle-it-out-in-a-sign-war/
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Board Pan, duh. 2 years ago
Awww the whole town got in on it https://www.cbsnews.com/news/steve-hartman-on-the-road-jim-bohon-sign-war/
Load More Replies... The signature shades and a piece of cardboard over Seth’s head became a globally recognized combination, which started as a protest against something oh-so-familiar to many. Talking to Drew Barrymore, the Dude With Sign revealed that the very first sign, saying “Stop replying-all to company-wide emails”, was inspired by personal experiences, and only after it received a positive reaction from the passersby on the street did it become a thing.
P.S. We are quite fond of Seth’s signs here at Bored Panda, so if you feel like checking out some more things he’s been protesting, you can find more of our pieces on him here and here.
#27
My GF's Obsession With Cheesy Cursive Signs Inspired Me To Make My Own Uninspirational Signs
Amberlie Mikelsen 2 years ago
Why? Most of the censors these days can't read cursive...
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Janet Howe 2 years ago
All of them look very "professional." This guy obviously has missed his calling.
Amelia Bee 2 years ago
Now THIS, I would proudly display in my home next to my brimstone scented candles and flower wreath made of dead roses.
#28
My Sister Got To Decide The CVS Sign Today
Julia Mckinney 2 years ago
I absolutely love him! Watch the videos where he Rick-Rolls the church of hate and intolerance (Westboro Baptist church- they're very racist and homophobic and like to picket strangers funerals around the country).
DarkViolet 2 years ago (edited)
I didn't know they still existed. I should have known better than to even think otherwise.
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#29
Sign Recently Erected In My Neighborhood
Ashley Bushaw 2 years ago
My cat was a neighborhood stray who just "decided" to start living with me. Not only would making him an indoor cat be an uphill battle, but I also have 4 dogs who need access to the yard. Your supposed solution doesn't work for every situation.
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Jane Cortez 2 years ago
Cats kill more birds than anything else- pollution, deforestation, lights on behind glass windows, climate change ALL combined. Bird bell collars actually attract birds! Cats kill for sport. Birds eat problem insects and are a part of our ecosystem. If someone only cares about their cat then know that the lifespan of a cat allowed outdoors is only 7 years. Dogs aren’t allowed to roam, breed and spread disease in most North American States/provinces, so why are cats? We have such a problem with feral cats in our city. They don’t lead good lives either, riddled with fleas, ticks, diseases, unsafe lives. If you actually cared about your cat, spay it, neuter it and keep it inside! People are ‘surprised’ when their cat goes missing, either hit by a car, lost to become a part of the feral problem, or dispatched by a coyote. Shelters are FULL of unwanted cats, dogs.
Tired Panda 2 years ago
My 3 cats are inside neutered strays and do just fine. They have a lot of windows, 2 large cats trees, etc. I've always had cats. Inside cats.
Amberlie Mikelsen 2 years ago
Would be a lot more believable if the pictured Kitteh was orange
Bryn 2 years ago
I know plenty of cats that love their walks, including one of my own (who's no longer living. He got leukemia). He absolutely loved to go on walks and once trained (tuna is a powerful motivator!), he loved walking with us
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Wicked-Wheelchair-Woman 2 years ago
Cats aren't stupid. It's all an act. They're constantly plotting.
Dawnieangel76 2 years ago
Pets are domesticated. They're household companions. They belong inside, where they're safe. Cats AND dogs. I had a friend that lived down South, all animals..... cats & dogs were outside all day & some even all night, and it was the biggest point of contention with us, especially when they'd be sad if their pet never came home or was found dead in the street. If you love them, keep them inside safe & sound FFS!
Laura Grate 2 years ago
Cats were domesticated as indoor/outdoor animals and “indoor only” is a more recent, primarily US/Canadian thing. For thousands of years they developed as animals with free reign. The past 50 years hasn’t changed this.
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#30
My Friend Just Returned From A 7 Month Deployment. This Guy Had My Favorite Sign In The Crowd Of Friends And Family
Not_Today_Batman 2 years ago
I find this endearing. Obviously missing his friend he can joke with and razz.
#31
Just Moved In And Bought This Sign…finally Feels Like Home
TheGoodBoi 2 years ago
LOL I saw one of these signs back when I was delivering pizzas. I was so confused. Before I could even ring the doorbell, the homeowner opened the door with a big smile "Oh no, not you. You are most welcome!" Made my day lol
#32
A Sign Outside A Off Strip Casino In Las Vegas...talk About Pulling A Ferris
ThatG 2 years ago
“Them: How did your valet look? Me: He looked quite excited actually?” *Remember what your valet looks like
Tiny Dancer 2 years ago
Out here doing God's work. Bless you, ThatG! Bugs me EVERY time I see it.
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#33
This Corn Maze Sign
Christian Fuller 2 years ago
True story - a family was lost in a corn maze overnight a couple years back. Couldn't figure out that you could walk through the stalks.
Lunaofthenest (She/they) 2 years ago
That right there is natural selection hard at work...
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Stephanie Fay 2 years ago
I use to work on a big snorkel boat and we'd use a similar joke when we'd count the passengers before heading in, "We're only required to return with 90%"
V 2 years ago
If you are ever lost in a maze, just keep your right(or left, just pick a side) and just keep following the wall. It will take a while, and you will do a lot of doubling back, but you will find your way out.
Ace 2 years ago
Make a note of a particular spot though, because it's quite possible that only the left or the right will get you out, the other may get you going around and around, so change side if you get back to where you've already been.
Load More Replies... Wicked-Wheelchair-Woman 2 years ago
Just beware of the children. If you run into boys named Isaac or Malachi... RUN!
ThatSunniChick 2 years ago
If you walk through a maze with one hand along one wall consistently, you will eventually end up back at the entrance
Phoneixstudios 2 years ago
Don't worry about becoming lost. My uncle got lost in a corn maze and he became the corn.
#34
Someone Altered A Deer Crossing Sign In Upstate NY
Christian Fuller 2 years ago
This takes effort. Ours just have round red stickers on the noses.
Sweet Happiness 2 years ago
Ours have huge d***s made with electrical tape
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LokisLilButterknife 2 years ago
There's something really uncanny about that image. I always thought centaurs were supposed to have the top body of a man or woman and the bottom body of a horse. This....I don't know what this is...
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H Nunya 2 years ago
Because Camp Halfblood is in the area of course. You don’t want to hit Chiron.
Sardonyx_3 2 years ago
Actually, Mr. Tumnus was a satyr, not a centaur. (I still love the joke tho)
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#35
This Sign At A Local Thrift Shop
Ronstantin 2 years ago
I don't know, but I see it more as an exaggerated joke for an eye-catcher.
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John Smith (he/him/xy/️) 2 years ago
Lie to your spouse and be evicted by them. Marriage is based in trust.
Jessica N 2 years ago
Our strip club in Green Bay says "Main Street Steakhouse" on receipts and bank statements instead of The Oval Office Gentleman's Club :) I suspect most people who don't frequent it don't know. I had to bring in bank statements to prove income for something and was slightly embarrassed at the eyebrow raise my statements got for my semi monthly lap dances 😆
#36
This Sign On The Door Of A Local Business
Freya the Wanderer 2 years ago
Easy for you to say if you haven't gone through this
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Imjust jim 2 years ago
A dance studio opened on the other side of the paper thin wall at my barber's - well, it cut out small talk.
Lady Gypsy Rain 1 year ago
Oh my!!! That’s the gym that got moved to the apartment above mine last year. Explains so much!!
Niki Farley 2 years ago
I read this just as my upstairs neighbor seems to be dropping anvils, again, near midnight 🙄👍
Philly Bob Squires 2 years ago
They put a sleep study office under the apartment of a woman with 3 kids. Go figure THAT one out!
#37
Til My Soul Mate Is A Highway Sign
Janet Howe 2 years ago
I swear that was written for my ex. 50mph in the left lane when the speed limit is 65.
Michelle Reynolds 2 years ago
Saw a bumper sticker the other day in Denver that said "Camp in the mountains, not on the sidewalk". Had to giggle for it's creativity.
P.A. Yearsley 2 years ago
Home sweet home. I need to go driving more apparently our highway signs have become quite entertaining.
#38
Sign I Made For My Dad On Father’s Day
Marley Nachi 2 years ago
lol. The spelling on the top row. This is applicable for wood working and sewing
I heart Boo-BI-es 2 years ago
The spelling in the top row was done intentionally I believe. Making seem like he cut off the e in twice due to the saying being cut once.
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David A Paterson 2 years ago
It's measure once, cut twice, because if you measure twice then how do you know which measurement to cut to.
General Anaesthesia 2 years ago
If you get the same measure result twice, cut. If you get two different results, forget it and enjoy a beer.
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#39
You Just Gestured At All Of Me
PrettyJoyBird 2 years ago
LolLolLolLolLolLolLol i cant stop giggling. Picturing this vividly. Applies to so many life scenarios haha
#40
This Sign In My Kid’s Elementary School Fills Me With Nihilistic Joy
OhnoI’vebeencensored 2 years ago
And definitely don't get distracted - or, as my three year old says, "extracted". As in, why didn't you tidy up your toys? "I got extracted!"
Nonna_SoF 2 years ago
Well, you know, when you're a spy and it's time for extract you've got to go.
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Janet Howe 2 years ago
These need to be in every office cubicle in town. For everybody who has to finish a project they know is worthless, but the boss insists on it being done.
January Tempis 2 years ago
Don't give up. And don't worry about finishing mundane tasks like coloring inside the lines (unless you want to). You know, don't give up, but in a really chill way.
#41
My Grandparents Have Had This Wooden Sign Hanging On Their Porch Since The 90s... Today, Grandma Finally Snapped
#42
This Volunteer Fire Department Sign Near My House
H.J. carlson 2 years ago
Must pass physical assessment? Photos available for sale in the office?! 😂😁
#43
Been There, Drank There, Fished There... It's True
Michelle Reynolds 2 years ago
St Augustine!! Such a beautiful place. My daughter got married on Amelia Island. Love it there!
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2WheelTravlr 2 years ago
Don't know why anyone downvoted you, this is a legit opinion.
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Amberlie Mikelsen 2 years ago
Same could easily be said for about half the coastal towns in New England...
Melissa Dowling 2 years ago
I'm from Chicago. I've heard it called a drinking town w/ a sports problem. The way the Bears are playing right now, I'd say they have a serious sports problem.
#44
Went To Museum And They Had A Working Piano They Had This Sign
TotallyNOTaFox 2 years ago
I wonder what they would think if somebody plays "Higher than Heaven" on it
Janet Howe 2 years ago
"Patrons: Please watch your children. Please do not allow your spoiled little brat Johnny to thump on our $157,000 antique Steinway grand piano. Thank you. The Management."
Catharina Geerts 2 years ago
Once on a vacation in Mexico, there was a sign on a piano that read "no tocar" (no touching/playing). My sister, who did understand some Spanish, was/is a really good piano player, so she said "I don't speak Spanish", sat down and started playing. The floor manager came - and offered her a job :D
Let’s Be Kind 2 years ago
And “someone with skill” does not mean you know how to play Chopsticks.
Julia Mckinney 2 years ago
I could attempt something but it's been a while (my piano's buried under my business stuff).
The Darkest Timeline 2 years ago
There’s a difference between “I can play a little piano” and being a piano player. When in a public place, let the piano players play.
#45
Hacking... With Love
christie lowe 2 years ago
someone hacked into the arrowboard at a project detour once and wrote “FU&@ CALTRANS”
#46
We Were Cleaning Up Our Rental Vacation Home And Found Someone Had Left This Sign In Our Bathroom. Thought You Guys Would Get Kick Out Of It
#47
Sign At My Local Shwarma Restaurant
Miss Misery 2 years ago
I would love to try new foods and such, but having a severe peanut allergy makes it tough :,) I've always wanted to go to a hibachi grill but it's a bit risky
WindySwede 2 years ago
ok, thanks for that google search..! 🤗 Well I use Echosia.org (cause they plant trees for searches) But totaly putting away safe search was maby not the best idea when searching the last two words....
Persephone hates Pomegranate ️ 2 years ago
Shawarma is usually either beef, lamb or chicken inside a wrap with lettuce, tomatoes, cucumbers and a garlic sauce. Its usually in the middle east. I lived in Azerbaijan for five years and I LOVE shawarma!
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RosenCranzLives 2 years ago
An old-school diner near my home had "EAT....and Live. Or Don't. We're a Diner, not your Boss."
#48
My Parents Took Advantage Of The Graduation Sign Trend To S**t On Me For Dropping Out
Jaya 2 years ago
Horrible thing to do. Unless it's a joke and they know their son would think it's funny too. I can't stand that "We gave you everything", so what? Why does that give you the right to decide what you kid needs to do in his life? Maybe university isn't the right choice for him, or maybe he needs some time to figure out what he wants to do in life. Studying when you haven't figured out which major you want yet, makes no sense, university is expensive so it's a huge waste of money. Better take a couple of years to figure out what you want and then go study it.
Ima Manimal 2 years ago (edited)
College isn’t for everyone. My oldest dropped out after a couple of years. He is now a commercial pilot. I’m happy that he found what he loves to do.
Stay Off My Lawn 2 years ago
This sign won’t be so funny when it comes time for Owen to pick out their nursing home.
Tired Panda 2 years ago
I would never shame my child like that. They are gold to me no matter what they do. I just love them.
Jonathan MacFarlane 2 years ago
Owen, take them to the least FDA-approved nursing home they can find, then tell them if they don't like it, move into Yale.
#49
A+ Effort There, Didn't Use Comic Sans
Troy Parr 2 years ago
I simply don't understand this dislike for Comic Sans... Clearly some people never owned a typewriter and were stuck with just the one font. Can't everyone just be glad that nowadays there's a wide choice?
Daycare Attendant Sun 2 years ago
If one could add a lens flare and drop shadow, it would be perfect.
#50
Wife Asked Me To Change The Sign
Bored something 2 years ago
Doesn't specify its plugged in. It could mean eat and laugh about soggy bread.
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The ADHD version: "pray? Play? Love...to sleep! Cr@p, I forgot to eat today!"
Everett Hudnall 2 years ago
*me probably riddled with mental health problems*cheese this is relatable
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again, live laugh love to a whole new level. I need this in my kitchen :)
#51
The Sign Outside My Local Coffee Shop
#52
What A Confusing Sign
Christof Irran 2 years ago
May present a problem for people with Rapid Cycling Bipolar Disorder ...
T'Mar of Vulcan 2 years ago
The comedian Jim Samuels had a bit about signs like this. *Gas*Food*. "Can't get enough of that Gas food! (Mimes burping)." *Gas*Food*Hospital* "Good thing we didn't stop!" *Food*Lodging* (Mimes choking) "Quick, get me to the Gas Food Hospital!"
#53
This Sign Has Been Stolen Too Many Times I Guess
The Scout 2 years ago
Same had happened to the sign of the town "F*cking", Austria, which was stolen nearly every other week, mostly by english-speaking (read: American) tourists. After even heavily welding and fortifying the sign in place did not help, they finally gave up and changed the name of the town. It is now a much more boring "Fugging".
Atero 2 years ago
If you happen to have one from the "old times" - they now can be sold for a very good money...
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We have a small village called ‘Bell End’ not too far away, they lose their sign frequently. I live in Acocks Green… so you can imagine
Jods 2 years ago
In the UK we just replace the ones that get stolen with massive stone signs. Or, in the past the name of the place would change. For example Shittingley which was once Shitley became Middlestown. And when Jodie Whittaker once stated on the radio she was “a Shat lass”? That’s because the village is locally known as Shat.
Billy Harrelson 2 years ago
Horneytown isn't too far outside the city I was born in. Going west from there you reach Climax.
TotallyNOTaFox 2 years ago (edited)
Nothing a strong magnet and some electricity can't fix ...
Atero 2 years ago
Indeed. The more challenging it is - the more satisfying stealing it will be ! :D
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Luckily now on Etsy, you can have a sign made with whatever you want on it!
Aunt Shorty 2 years ago
In Troy, Michigan, a suburb of Detroit, there is a road named Big Beaver. It's exit number 69 off of the expressway. Honest.
#54
Best Student Sign I've Ever Seen
I heart Boo-BI-es 2 years ago
Haha this sign is awesome. Next time I have the opportunity to go to a sporting event I'm def stealing this.
General Anaesthesia 2 years ago
That he doesn't agree with the referee (missed call).
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The Church In My Town Is Always Posting Fantastic Signs
Tracy Wallick 2 years ago
The fact that they have a Pride flag fish is a good start.
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Bill Swallow 2 years ago
A few years ago, in the fall, a church near my office put up a sign, "Come in and try our new Pumpkin Spice Communion Wafers! (Just Kidding - but we'd still like to see you!)"
bottomless.abyss.of.bordem 2 years ago
If this is true, do Christians believe we all came from incest?
bottomless.abyss.of.bordem 2 years ago
I just picture the poor dinos jumping up tryin to get on the arc with a single tear escaping....
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This Is The Sign My Gym Puts Up When The Janitors Are Cleaning The Women's Locker Room
#57
Sign Me The F**k Up
Chewie Baron 2 years ago
Hang on, are they children that have diabetes? Or you team up with Diabetes and fight children?
#58
This Sign Outside An Animal Hospital
Kathryn Baylis 2 years ago
So you’re laboring under the misapprehension that a cat would even read your text in the first place?
Tired Panda 2 years ago
My cat would text me at 4:00 a.m. every two minutes, every single morning.
#59
No Matter How I Read This Sign, I Still Have Questions
My “in my head” Voice 2 years ago
Why would I want to have carpet around my whole? Sounds itchy.
#60
Important Message Seen At The San Francisco Pride Parade Today
#61
Every Sign Has A Story…
Amberlie Mikelsen 2 years ago
Fourth, but I agree! Shouldn't children be FIRST on the list!?
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setsuriseikou 2 years ago
Need this sign for my workplace, only have to swap chargers and pillows for hats, coats and shoes
#62
This Sign At A Pizza Restaurant
#63
Sign At A Pizza Buffet
Bryn 2 years ago
I think this sign is saying their internet connection (which is required to run credit cards) is bad. So in this case, cash would be faster
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#64
I Work From Home, So My Dad Wanted Me To Sign For His Package. Found This Sign Outside Our Door After I Signed. For The Record, I Am Not Disabled
#65
I’ve Never Seen A Hotel Pool Sign So Blunt Before
GothamQueen 2 years ago
Ugh, there’s a reason why they *had* to put the sign up in the first place 🤢
Christof Irran 2 years ago
I have seen a similar sign out there, only it had "again" at the end.
#66
A Sign In My School Today
General Anaesthesia 2 years ago
Unless that's a decimal comma, so roughly 34 days 8 hours.
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#67
A Helpful Sign
Kathryn Baylis 2 years ago
Why waste good coke by dumping it on someone, when you can just snort it all yourself?
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#68
There's A Story Behind Every Sign Like This
#69
I Can Get Rejected In 3D, Great
Christian Fuller 2 years ago
Yeah, I'd like to see what happens the first time someone swipes right on another person's face.
#70
Good Thing The Extra Sign Was There For Clarification
Christian Fuller 2 years ago
To be fair, the Pizza by the Slice sign and the pizza menus belie that point.
Mini grizzly 2 years ago
Trust me y'all someone would still come and ask what is on the menu. :D and would be dead serious too
#71
This Sign Was Taped To One Of The Men's Bathroom Where I Work
WindySwede 2 years ago
"Thanks boss for letting me sitt in here for 55 min on payed hours!" BTW, what is the last one plug in or out?
French panda says ur worth it 2 years ago
In, I think. It would take forever if their phone was plugged in
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Sign On My Local Chinese Buffet
I heart Boo-BI-es 2 years ago
A few stoners eating more of the "all you can eat" buffet due to having the munchies than the average person isn't going to make the restaurant go bankrupt. My eyes are always bigger than my stomach so I know they are making up their loss from the excessive eating by the stoners.
Sarah M. 2 years ago
I think it's more of a "yes, bro, you definitely smell like weed" kind of sign. I don't mind a passing whiff on the street or something, but sitting next to someone who has partaken heavily absolutely puts me right off my dinner.
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Huddo's sister 2 years ago
I wish this was everywhere. Weed makes me violently ill, even secondhand! I was barely able to eat one meal a day, and spent too much time on the toilet, when I was in Vancouver because I walked past so many people smoking/smelling of smoke. Just one of the reasons that, while I support legalising weed, smoking it should be banned.
#73
Is The Sign Really Needed?
S. E. in Indiana 2 years ago
Actually, it should be on the wall above the broken urinal. Because you know some idiot is going to do it.
EvilNob 2 years ago
Maybe someone tried to pee into the hole on the wall? In that case the sign is on the right place.
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#74
This Variation Of The “Now Hiring” Sign At My Local Sonic
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lla 2 years ago
During the blitz, Harrod's had a sign saying "open as usual". Then its ground floor was damaged by a bomb, so they changed the sign to "opener than usual".
Dynamite Samurai Koala 2 years ago
Perfect. One time was passing a church in the summer and the sign said "too hot to change sign. Sin bad, Jesus good, details inside."
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lla 2 years ago
During the blitz, Harrod's had a sign saying "open as usual". Then its ground floor was damaged by a bomb, so they changed the sign to "opener than usual".
Dynamite Samurai Koala 2 years ago
Perfect. One time was passing a church in the summer and the sign said "too hot to change sign. Sin bad, Jesus good, details inside."
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