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You sure did!

Nice one

isnt nateral selection supposed to work now

Good thing he has a bottle of water sitting right there on the table, he'll need it for that burn

Gah! This one annoys me sooo much. The purpose of masks is not to protect the wearer, but the people around the wearer. I suppose that explains why selfish people mostly don't wear them...

Oxygen ain't opening insta

And the angrier and more frustrated we all get.

Girly is jealous af

beeflaps going crazy lmaooo

It's not the first time something like that happened, and often the victim thinks the undamaged bible is proof of god.

So what does bronze mean 💀

She might wanna jump in the ocean to get some water on that burn (sorry I promise I'll stop now)

apt profile name

Sad, very sad when a culture, a whole nation just disappears, dissolves, and all is left a sappy story with a grain of truth in the middle. And the genes of the people unrecognizable for the eye.

Knew it had to happen eventually. Gun control? No f*****g way! More taxes? Hell yeah!

And how does that work for the rest of wildlife on God's created earth??!

They need to be in prison, cooking for prisoners

Memo to US restaurants: Apologies for not being clearer when I said you need to “fücking communicate”. If you’re not willing to say what that commenter said, at least say “in the USA we pay our servers $2.something per hour and the tip is to cover the rest of their pay.” If tourists call you barbaric for that, remember that locals also call you barbaric for it. :)

Plan A is to save the bees. However, Plan A isn't going very well. Plan B (or Bee) is what you come up with as a crappy alternative in case the main one completely fails. Someone has to make the survival nutrition bars in case a hurricane shows up before a hurricane shows up. Someone needs to figure out a work around in case all the bees die before all the bees die.

Just come out and say you don't understand what "Plan B" means.

🤦‍♀️ some scientists can’t see the forest for the trees

You know I'm not an engineer but I feel like a pollinator with propellors is just a flower shredder. What am I missing here?

She didn't get the plan b part

Plan A slightly interfered with corporate greed so we’re all SOL. Same as it ever was/ will be. :(

Plan A would work if only pesticides and harmful chemicals were not used - by anyone....farmers, big agri companies, you, me......ALL of us

Back when we had an indoor tomato farm I would take an electric toothbrush and shake the flowering "hands" to polinate. The sound of thousand satisfied sighs was amazing.

Unless those robots c**p honey...

Actually this could be really useful in greenhouse culture. Bees don't do well inside structures making it problematic to grow many crops this way. While some places can open the doors during the summer to let them in they often get confused and cant get out again. It would also allow crops to be grown during winter months when native insects are not available to for greenhouses.

Isn’t there a product already out called Plan B that eliminates life? smh

Pretty sure I saw this episode of Black Mirror already and it didn't end well lol

Black mirror vibes, no thanks

For just half a second there I mistook the flower behind it for sideways googly eyes 👀

Yeah, no way

Guess they don't make honey...

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Honey bee stings are not only a major cause of death worldwide. They also drive native bees to extinction. AND not one species of plant in the whole world relies on the honey bee for survival. As for spending billions on robots, you are out of your frikkin' mind, funding for non-military robots is a dead flat zero.

Parapapapa, she regrets it

seriously bp? killer?

Save yourself some money and buy a one-way ticket.

$9125 is a quarter a day for exactly 100 years.

9th century Saxons have pathetic heat endurance skills compared to 7th century Bedouins

If I would have to wear such a thing I would stop posting selfies where it is visible.

Caught in 4k 🤣

This looks kinda good tbh

Headphone jack? Not in an Apple car.

Thank goodness that time is over Edit: I meant the quarantine

Yes.

Wheres the ice??

He's already got a knack for the dad joke... wait does that mean....

I see a brain eating amoeba

Well...

Just wait until she opens it and find all the selfies it took

this is why people need to watch their mouth on social media!!!

I thought sunglasses were part of the uniform? Did I get my information wrong?

This coming from the same morons who tried to cut my farms’ electric predator fence and set my livestock free into the middle of the damn desert in July.

Having a robust public transit system so I don't need to drive everywhere?