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Jimmy Fallon Asked People Why Are They Single, And The Answers Will Make You Laugh, Then Cry
It's not you, it's me. A classic break-up cliche, but what if the same logic applied even before you were in a relationship. Dating is hard, and when asking why you are single it can be cathartic to think, perhaps the problem is not me it's them. But if we are being honest with ourselves maybe we do know why we haven't found "the one." Well, Jimmy Fallon of the Tonight Show has given his viewers a chance to air their dating failures on Twitter. The hashtag is called #WhyImSingle and it has caught on like wildfire. Whether you have too many pet peeves, keep meeting jerks, or haven't met someone that matches your special brand of weird, somebody out there can relate. Check out this short list of "Why I'm Single" tweets featured on the Tonight Show and don't forget to upvote your favs!
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Ahhh yes, the starfish. My girlfriends presumed sleeping position, the only difference is her arm frequently tries to suffocating me and her foot is wedged firmly in my giblets...
This could have turned into a "conversation starter" had he laughed and explained himself. She may have found it (and him) appealing!
Hahaha I thought that was a normal thing to do. Before I went on my first date with my now lovely boyfriend, I looked him up and someone with the same name (name is very unique by the way) had a sex offender record in Florida (we live in Connecticut). Me on the first date, “have you ever lived in Florida?”. He laughed and said, “you looked me up didn’t you? By the way i know what you’re talking about, and if you looked closely, that other guy is much younger and he has a different middle name. So no, it’s not me.” Boy was I embarrassed! But we’re still together years later :).
I flip mine onto its side so I can eat them from the bottom up... Save all that icing for last :)
Just... eat it like a normal person. You get the same amount of icing. Personally I won't eat cake icing that's come off the cake, because it needs to be balanced out by the texture and flavour.
I know its kinda weird to reply to a post from like 2 years ago... but there has been no new posts over the last 3 days... I must say... i dont flip it over put the base is my fav part of pie
Load More Replies...If it's cake I eat it bottom up (best for last), but if it's a cupcake, I rip the bottom off and make a sandwich :)
I have to admit that I've been known to lick my bowl after I've had ice cream, especially after mint chocolate chip.
I flip my muffins upside down so I can save the top (the best part!) for last.
I don't see anything so weird in these posts. Actually, these are the types of behaviors that will get a laugh when you remember. Everybody has something just a little quirky about them.
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I was bullied by my dad, who was verbally abusive, while gowing up and decided as a young adult that I'd rather live alone than be in an abusive relationship. Then around age 28 I developed schizophrenia with auditory hallucinations (hearing voices) depression and insomnia to name only those symptoms, and they took me off the market for the next two or three decades. So here I am at 59 still single.
For me, it's because I'm waiting for the right person and guys I have dated don't want to wait, so they leave.
I don't see anything so weird in these posts. Actually, these are the types of behaviors that will get a laugh when you remember. Everybody has something just a little quirky about them.
Thanks. That certainly helps! I look forward to reading your lovely blog. Cheers! https://www.united-airlinesreservations.com
I was bullied by my dad, who was verbally abusive, while gowing up and decided as a young adult that I'd rather live alone than be in an abusive relationship. Then around age 28 I developed schizophrenia with auditory hallucinations (hearing voices) depression and insomnia to name only those symptoms, and they took me off the market for the next two or three decades. So here I am at 59 still single.
For me, it's because I'm waiting for the right person and guys I have dated don't want to wait, so they leave.