It's not you, it's me. A classic break-up cliche, but what if the same logic applied even before you were in a relationship. Dating is hard, and when asking why you are single it can be cathartic to think, perhaps the problem is not me it's them. But if we are being honest with ourselves maybe we do know why we haven't found "the one." Well, Jimmy Fallon of the Tonight Show has given his viewers a chance to air their dating failures on Twitter. The hashtag is called #WhyImSingle and it has caught on like wildfire. Whether you have too many pet peeves, keep meeting jerks, or haven't met someone that matches your special brand of weird, somebody out there can relate. Check out this short list of "Why I'm Single" tweets featured on the Tonight Show and don't forget to upvote your favs!

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Alusair Alustriel 4 months ago

Should have named the cat Sheldon :D

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Aaron Kara 4 months ago

Ahhh yes, the starfish. My girlfriends presumed sleeping position, the only difference is her arm frequently tries to suffocating me and her foot is wedged firmly in my giblets...

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Ingela Ambreen 4 months ago

Like that guy phoebe dated on friends

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Yvonne Bernal 4 months ago

This could have turned into a "conversation starter" had he laughed and explained himself. She may have found it (and him) appealing!

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Lola 4 months ago

Hahaha I thought that was a normal thing to do. Before I went on my first date with my now lovely boyfriend, I looked him up and someone with the same name (name is very unique by the way) had a sex offender record in Florida (we live in Connecticut). Me on the first date, “have you ever lived in Florida?”. He laughed and said, “you looked me up didn’t you? By the way i know what you’re talking about, and if you looked closely, that other guy is much younger and he has a different middle name. So no, it’s not me.” Boy was I embarrassed! But we’re still together years later :).

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Aaron Kara 4 months ago

I concur

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Gryffindor Grace 4 months ago

STOP, wait a minute

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Troux 4 months ago

Somewhere down the list we will find: "I thought I was making progress with the girl I like, until I found out she's a lesbian and she wants my mom. #WhyImSingle"

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Nina S 4 months ago

One girls creepy is another girls romantic (think Twilight) and stay positive! She's out there :)

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Me 4 months ago

Could have been me

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