It's not you, it's me. A classic break-up cliche, but what if the same logic applied even before you were in a relationship. Dating is hard, and when asking why you are single it can be cathartic to think, perhaps the problem is not me it's them. But if we are being honest with ourselves maybe we do know why we haven't found "the one." Well, Jimmy Fallon of the Tonight Show has given his viewers a chance to air their dating failures on Twitter. The hashtag is called #WhyImSingle and it has caught on like wildfire. Whether you have too many pet peeves, keep meeting jerks, or haven't met someone that matches your special brand of weird, somebody out there can relate. Check out this short list of "Why I'm Single" tweets featured on the Tonight Show and don't forget to upvote your favs!

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Alusair Alustriel 1 year ago

Should have named the cat Sheldon :D

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Aaron Kara 1 year ago

Ahhh yes, the starfish. My girlfriends presumed sleeping position, the only difference is her arm frequently tries to suffocating me and her foot is wedged firmly in my giblets...

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Ingela Ambreen 1 year ago

Like that guy phoebe dated on friends

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Yvonne Bernal 1 year ago

This could have turned into a "conversation starter" had he laughed and explained himself. She may have found it (and him) appealing!

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Lola 1 year ago

Hahaha I thought that was a normal thing to do. Before I went on my first date with my now lovely boyfriend, I looked him up and someone with the same name (name is very unique by the way) had a sex offender record in Florida (we live in Connecticut). Me on the first date, “have you ever lived in Florida?”. He laughed and said, “you looked me up didn’t you? By the way i know what you’re talking about, and if you looked closely, that other guy is much younger and he has a different middle name. So no, it’s not me.” Boy was I embarrassed! But we’re still together years later :).

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Aaron Kara 1 year ago

I concur

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Gryffindor Grace 1 year ago

STOP, wait a minute

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Troux 1 year ago

Somewhere down the list we will find: "I thought I was making progress with the girl I like, until I found out she's a lesbian and she wants my mom. #WhyImSingle"

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Nina S 1 year ago

One girls creepy is another girls romantic (think Twilight) and stay positive! She's out there :)

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Me 1 year ago

Could have been me

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Lola 1 year ago

I do that with Capri pants too :). Oh well!

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Lola 1 year ago

Until you get to the window where they can see you.

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Daria B 1 year ago

That's adorable.

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athornedrose 1 year ago

dads like this always creep me out

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Bored Fox 1 year ago

I have met many pet owners who admit that they sometimes eat pet food because it tastes OK. Or adults who eat baby food because it tastes good and is easy and quick snack.

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Lola 1 year ago

Awww, share the love brother.

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Daria B 1 year ago

Don't worry, my husband has been wearing same shirts too in the last couple of years. And nobody seems to find it weird. Also, cheaper this way.

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Anne 1 year ago

Should have offered your date some.. you would not be single anymore!

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MammaG 1 year ago

Worth it.

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Lilly 1 year ago

and on the opposite end of that spectrum, i fight like hell to keep my icing OFF the plate--'cause it seems like you can NEVER get it all licked off once it touches it!

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Ryo Bakura 1 year ago

I'll be here when you retire, Lindsey.

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