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The bridesmaids should never outshine the bride. Some brides, however, seem to be taking this to the extreme when dressing up their maids of honor. Or maybe time changes fashion trends so much, that after some the style that was "in" starts to look simply ridiculous. Either way, Bored Panda has collected a series of vintage bridesmaids dresses that are so funny, that you'll probably feel sorry for the women who wore them.

The 70s fashion brought outrageous patterns, floppy hats, and undiscernable silhouettes to the mix, 80s fashion later added vivid color, spandex, and space-filling hairdos. No matter the era, though, these absolutely unique vintage outfits would make your silly Spongebob PJs look like a classy suit. Scroll down to check out the images and upvote your favorite outrageous fashion statements!

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    PBMc
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And after the ceremony, they all went Christmas caroling.

    lazy_panda
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and the flower girl's hair!!

    Elaine Marten
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ringlets for a little girl? that shouldn't be a problem

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    Kristy P
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The mother of a girl I used to babysit for showed me her wedding album one day and THESE WERE THE DRESSES (minus the headpieces, but complete with m**f)!!

    Beth Deiner-kaminetz
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The pink poodle, velvet painting, and penguin makes this picture perfect!

    Enamelcamel
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The hair on the little one ...

    Kim Fitzgibbon
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Bride has punked her bridesmaids.

    Clare Ward-Jenkins
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought you all were just mean until I saw this horror show.

    Clara Midgley
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one is DEFINITELY Village Of The Damned

    Cherie
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like the furry bits on their head

    Dorrie Jones
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After the wedding, the long skirts detach, and they're ready for the Ice Capades !

    Gerry Higgins
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let it go! Let it Go! Seriously! Let it go, burn those things

    Mary Struck
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are the poodle and the penguin part of the bridal party?

    Valerie Witter
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, I love the muffs…I always wanted one when I was a kid.

    Crazy Dog Lady
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well at least their hands weren't cold

    Chastity Helle
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would like these a lot better if they weren't shiny velvet thats what the fabric looks like anyway

    Diane Dorsch
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG I want that pink poodle ....or maybe its a lamb!!

    Diane Dorsch
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That hairdo on the far right next to the pink poodle, the trim on the dresses,,, the more I look the worse it gets or it could be a lamb.

    Coraline Brown
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh dear god. This looks exactly like my parents wedding photo. Yeesh. How was this ever a good look?!

    Gemma Lees
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Janice, we can't add any more ringlets! MORE F*****G RINGLETS!

    Hade Deneef
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    love the poodle and Pinguin though....

    Elizabeth Molloy
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Many heated rollers were used that day ...

    Lisa Casey
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Charlie, how your Angels get down like that Girl I didn't know you could get down like that!

    Jo Johannsen
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Violet (violent?) Victorian nightmare.

    okpkpkp
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone got their hair done, except the bride.

    Jodi Ellis
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    whats up with the pink poodle and penguin.

    Mare Freed
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see the Victorian thing they were going for, but it's not reflected in the bride's dress.

    Priscilla Winslow
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There also seems to be a winter theme, but the bride never got the memo.

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    Becky Boat
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The dresses are bad but the hairdos are worse

    Linda Spates
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    okay, these look like children in costumes

    Kelly
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can eyes vomit? I think my eyes just vomited.

    Valerie Anne
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the hell is on their heads?!

    Laura Davidson
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looking at this actually causes me severe pain

    Bob Hackney
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As if the dresses weren't bad enough...wtf is that HAIR?

    Mar1a
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "This is halloween This is halloween Halloween Halloween Halloween Halloween!"

    Kika González
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's with their ridiculous curls?

    scrappyrat
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am honestly surprised at how few tasteless and filthy comments have been made about the many muffs in this photo. I mean, is this an internet comments section, or isn't it people? I expected to be disgusted and horrified by now. What gives?

    Grace L
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The flower girl's dress is nice. Suits her age and has a satisfying colour.

    Adrielle Kash
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is so horrible i kind of like it! it has a buoyant excessiveness

    Emir
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hair on the far right is upstaging the bride.

    Gillian Black
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wow halos and all but where is the dogs furry hat

    BusLady
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is the littlest girl Cindy Brady?

    DW Hunter3
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The bridesmaids' hate are stupid.

    Mer
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh...well then...um...carry on??

    Flávia Guimarães
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and what about the penguin and the pink poodle?

    Mónica Elisabeth Sacco
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Scrooge, come back 'n kill'em all, pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

    Lois Dimos
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Personally, I love the pink poodle, she wins best dressed!

    Renee Henry
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just for you, Deb McLean...at least it's purple!

    Joseph Brzezinski
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did they not heat the church...?? What's with the hands thingy?

    Whawhawhatsis
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're old-fashioned muffs. Which in this day and age only belong on the ash heap of history, where they'd been till this bride revived them!

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    cwa92464
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The stuffed animals made it complete

    Greta Melina
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even the stuffed animals look terrified!

    layne
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wouldn't have been so bad if it wasn't for those terrifically distracting & dastardly Things on their heads?! what in the world are those supposed to be? it's driving me crazy.. & do the perplexing penguin & pink poodle in on it. is it some interplanetary linking or just off choices... Yahhh-haaa-ha!!!

    Magpie
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like these, but purple is at least one of my favourite colours. Maybe not the hats. .. those went out of date.

    Susan Asbury McCormack
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG, the colour is awful as is the style. The birds nests on their heads are appalling, it looks as though the stuffed animals have been placed strategically to be in the photo.

    Sue Knerl
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love the pink poodle off to the right there.

    Megan Romero-Herman
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope, no way I'd be caught dead in that lol

    Pam Falcioni
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That hair on the right! And the pink poodle! And the penguin! And the velvet black-light painting! This pic is the gift that just keeps giving.

    Kim Shannon
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even that poodle is throwing side eye

    Paula Wax
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's with the stuffed animals in the picture? These are the absolute worst.

    Karin Morris
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is worse than the wallpaper one above

    Karnelia
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom’s bridesmaid had a similar one!! 1970 in the Netherlands :)

    Suzi Gauthier
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone needs to do research on the correlation between ugly bridesmaids dresses and how long the marriage lasts.

    Sabal Minor
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh GAWD, Russia Russia Russia!

    Fritz Kropfreiter
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looking back on this, the bridesmaids probably wish they had drunk the grape Kool Aid instead of spilling it all over themselves.

    Thinairgal
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They'll proceed to the reception by troika

    glowworm2
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They look like Christmas carolers.

    Night Owl
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The gloves (or whatever they're called) remind me of Russia for some reason.

    Nini Meow
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Velvet was a thing it seems.. many of the other bridesmaids are wearing it

    Aunt Messy
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    That's just cheap polyester satin. And it's bad. Very bad.

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    Andi Townsend
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG! So kitschy! And a black velvet painting in the background!

    Jan Foster
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm hoping this was a Christmas wedding?

    Char Char
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let it go! Let it go...Frozen!

    Magdalina777
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well if it was legit taking place in winter and at least part of the whole thing was outdoors that's not so bad. They'd like quite well-placed outside in the snow. If it was summer well yeah that's a bit of an odd choice.

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    For shame! Skinning innocent couches!

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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least the bridesmaids will never out shine the bride :)

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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The bridesmaid on the very rigth looks like Mia Farrow.

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    Down market Princess Di.

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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The dresses day "garden party" but the hats say "yippee ki yay". The groom's tux says "we'll be here all week, try the veal and don't forget to tip your warehouse."

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    Night Owl
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Weird. The bride looks the least happy

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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somewhere Tinkerbell is crying.

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    Cora Fields
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So that's where the Mylar space blankets went.

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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure the outfits are bad but I can't see them. My eyes are glued on the hair of the guy on the right.

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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this one might actually be a ballet?

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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Put some wheels under this and you've got a pretty decent parade float.

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    Aunt Messy
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's with the babushkas on the little kids?

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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually quite like these (for that time anyway!)

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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The dresses are blessedly simple. The issue here is the headgear. They look like someone re-purposed Easter decorations.

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    Nikki Ferguson
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now these bridesmaids dresses are cool...unfortunately I don't think the groomsmen suits will ever come back in fashion

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    Brenda Baker
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Jimmy and I met when we both ordered a Tequila Sunrise at the bar...."

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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All I can hear is the theme to "The Simpsons."

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    Stille20
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually I think this is really classy for the time

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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those dresses remind me of the non-slip decals we used to put in our bathtubs.

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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you go inside the church, you'll see that all of the wallpaper in the hallways is gone.

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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if the bride had an open wound that the Dr didn't want her licking?

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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate to admit it but I think I like these ones! The bride looks lovely.

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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I would drape myself in velvet if it were socially acceptable." George Costanza, Seinfeld.

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    Amanda Kirby
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I honestly am not bothered by the oddness of the dresses. I just live how happy everyone looks. No one is trying to look cool; they seem genuinely happy to be part of the day.

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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mom designed the dresses and ran them up on her Singer.

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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bride 'I'd like the bridesmaid dresses to clash please'.

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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was at that moment that Pinocchio become a real boy.

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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is it with all these floppy hats?

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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sneezing while holding confetti never ends well.

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