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The bridesmaids should never outshine the bride. Some brides, however, seem to be taking this to the extreme when dressing up their maids of honor. Or maybe time changes fashion trends so much, that after some the style that was "in" starts to look simply ridiculous. Either way, Bored Panda has collected a series of vintage bridesmaids dresses that are so funny, that you'll probably feel sorry for the women who wore them.

The 70s fashion brought outrageous patterns, floppy hats, and undiscernable silhouettes to the mix, 80s fashion later added vivid color, spandex, and space-filling hairdos. No matter the era, though, these absolutely unique vintage outfits would make your silly Spongebob PJs look like a classy suit. Scroll down to check out the images and upvote your favorite outrageous fashion statements!

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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And after the ceremony, they all went Christmas caroling.

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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For shame! Skinning innocent couches!

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    Bonnie Blue Bird
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least the bridesmaids will never out shine the bride :)

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    Mimis Nachbarin
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The bridesmaid on the very rigth looks like Mia Farrow.

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    Aunt Messy
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Down market Princess Di.

    PBMc
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe it's the hairstyles but a looks like a scene from Flash Dance if Flash Dance had a wedding scene.

    Xiaolaohu
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Business in front, party at the back......mullet dresses!!

    SBW71
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maid of Honor looks like Marcia Brady, the real Marcia Brady

    scrappyrat
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously, she does. The woman who played Marcia must have had a best friend, right? I think we've found her.

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    Wynand
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jane Krakowski on the left!

    Janell
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My first thought when I saw the picture!

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    Dianna Siever
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my god, I had to wear one of these dresses. That, and they didn't listen to me about the volume of my curls when blow dried. Imagine that dress, in purple, with mega Texan hair.

    Jenny Blew
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aaahhhh, the mullet dress....good times.

    Happiness is Hippo
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mullet dress 😂😂😂 I have never heard that before, it’s perfect!!

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    Nicole Rosandich
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1980 called and wants it's headband back from Marcia Brady.

    Ann McNeil
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The maid of honour (I assume) LOOKS like Marcia Brady ....

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    Tina Gesoura
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The previous ones were so horrific that they make these look slightly ok...

    Basil
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really??? I always find the 80s worse than any other decade, fashion-wise. I feel like the 80s had the goofiness of the 60s and 70s, just cheaper looking. :/

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    Mitch Hagan
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The 80s wasn't known for its good judgement.

    Brigitta Swart
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We had extra fabric, but we only added it at the back

    Benevolent Panda Mouse
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what it looked like to feel “dressed up” in ‘88

    Sherrie Glendening
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The bride's dress is pretty, the bridesmaid dresses are pretty...awful!

    diane a
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My bridesmaid dress was the most humiliating item I have ever worn

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    Amazon QT
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh the 80s... sometimes a sad decade for fashion- at least wedding fashion!!

    Susan Vilakone
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the most 80s thing I’ve ever seen

    Kate Micheals
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Classic and timeless. Just timeless...

    Diane DesAutels
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's see, what's the LEAST flattering point we can put the sashes at?

    BusLady
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The one in blue must be her bestie.

    Godspeed
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And after the wedding they all went to see Rambo.

    Aish Siva
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just curious how someone looked at those puffy dresses and thought "damn these look beautiful"

    Ann Turner-Drevalas
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is 80's, not 70's, the perms, dress material & hemlines are dead giveaways. plus, those puffy sleeves were big in the 80's.

    Valerie Witter
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bubble dresses with long backs…awful. And the hats look like they are from Gatsby.

    Rainbo Thorp
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha ha. My sister's prom dress looked like that, but red. LOL!

    Sandra Simpson
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why ll pink and blue? Is it because all the other ones have daughters and she has a son??

    Priscilla Ferrari
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't this how Rachel had to dress in that episode of FRIENDS?

    Kathleen Wills
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too many “timeless” fashion ages to pin one down. But the back of the skirts! What is THAT?

    Gemma Lees
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If anyone ever questions why the 80s is referred to as the decade taste forgot, they just need to be shown this.

    Kim Pratt
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They've all got the "Let's Get Physical" headbands thing going on..lol

    Jane Doe
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was the wedding song, Olivia Newton John's Physical?

    AzKahleesi
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How were bubble skirts EVER popular, and the dyable shoes lol. wow.

    Lisa Greene
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I swear, my mother owns one of the pink dresses!

    Cherie
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let me guess...the 1980s

    Andrea Allen
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok I would not be smiling, at all. Not a bubble dress.

    Coco
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they all look like dwarfs xDD

    Snow Magnolias
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because I want my legs to look way shorter than they already are.

    Paula Anderson
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gotta show off those matching shoes!

    weatherwitch
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very 80s but ARGH those headbands 😂😂😂

    Valerie Anne
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are too 80s even for the 80s

    Emir
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Headbands = 1980s gold.

    Mer
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like the bride's gown. The rest of them, and their headbands, need to go back to the 80s.

    Janice Seagraves
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was a big Princess Di look for weddings in the 80's.

    Ruth Beaty
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, those styles are as identifiable as the ones earlier, and here we have an example of wedding horror from the 80's. The colors aren't scary at least.

    Lois Dimos
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if they stuffed newspapers in the dress hems to make them fuller? We used to do that with valances in those days.

    cwa92464
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Goes to show that the 80s didn't have c**p on the 70s

    Carol McIntosh
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    whole lot of meringue going on here

    Lilian Chapman
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have they got the hems stuck in their knickers?

    layne
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    all you need to be in this wedding is be a popular 80's girl with big hair, a headband, cankles & wear huge ballooning prom type satins! yay! - i so wanna go, don't cha wanna go i mean?!

    Leonie Rogers
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The 80s had its own unique style.

    Susan Asbury McCormack
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The bride looks lovely. The girls dresses, I did see a lot of dropped waist lines, but why have they added a 'train' They could throw those garters off their heads. I would say the best of a very bad lot so far.

    Pam Falcioni
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wore a bunch of these poofy monstrosities, and all I can say is Princess Di has a lot to answer to, that's for sure.

    Leigh C.
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's nice about these dresses is that there's enough material to turn them into modern dresses

    Paula Wax
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Definitely the 80's. Wore a similar pink taffeta dress with puffy sleeves as a bridesmaid

    Coffee & Cake
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you got to work out but still make the ceremony.

    Peter Korth
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First prize for original use of Austrian valance

    Merilyn Horton
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like the backsplash to the balloon skirts, never seen that before. 😂😂

    Miss Cris
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's the story of the blue one? Are blue and white the two brides?

    Nathalie Daoust
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not so bad!!! At least the one with the blue dress save the picture.

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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was very trendy in the 80s

    Erika Jones
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Puffs everywhere! I pray that these never come back in style.

    Morgan
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This style was fashionable in the 80s. They were on it!

    Chicago Kitty
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahhhh, the 80's perms, poofy skirts, headbands and white stockings.

    Fritz Kropfreiter
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This might be were Depends got their inspiration. Love the headbands

    Cassandra Ewert-Lamutt
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I wore this dress in teal.... but not the headband, yay!

    Alexis
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cankles, headbands and too many unflattering poofs of taffeta

    Brenda Baker
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The headbands are to keep their heads from exploding

    Tina Gesoura
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The previous are so horrendous tht they make these slightly bearable...

    Grumble O'Pug
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These drop waist dresses from the 80's were the worst idea ever.

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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The dresses day "garden party" but the hats say "yippee ki yay". The groom's tux says "we'll be here all week, try the veal and don't forget to tip your warehouse."

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    Night Owl
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Weird. The bride looks the least happy

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    Somewhere Tinkerbell is crying.

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    Cora Fields
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So that's where the Mylar space blankets went.

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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure the outfits are bad but I can't see them. My eyes are glued on the hair of the guy on the right.

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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this one might actually be a ballet?

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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Put some wheels under this and you've got a pretty decent parade float.

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    Aunt Messy
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    What's with the babushkas on the little kids?

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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually quite like these (for that time anyway!)

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    Lizard Queen
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The dresses are blessedly simple. The issue here is the headgear. They look like someone re-purposed Easter decorations.

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    Nikki Ferguson
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now these bridesmaids dresses are cool...unfortunately I don't think the groomsmen suits will ever come back in fashion

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    Brenda Baker
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Jimmy and I met when we both ordered a Tequila Sunrise at the bar...."

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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All I can hear is the theme to "The Simpsons."

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    Stille20
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually I think this is really classy for the time

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    CrunChewy McSandybutt
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those dresses remind me of the non-slip decals we used to put in our bathtubs.

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    If you go inside the church, you'll see that all of the wallpaper in the hallways is gone.

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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if the bride had an open wound that the Dr didn't want her licking?

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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate to admit it but I think I like these ones! The bride looks lovely.

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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I would drape myself in velvet if it were socially acceptable." George Costanza, Seinfeld.

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    Amanda Kirby
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I honestly am not bothered by the oddness of the dresses. I just live how happy everyone looks. No one is trying to look cool; they seem genuinely happy to be part of the day.

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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mom designed the dresses and ran them up on her Singer.

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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bride 'I'd like the bridesmaid dresses to clash please'.

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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was at that moment that Pinocchio become a real boy.

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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is it with all these floppy hats?

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    Lizard Queen
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sneezing while holding confetti never ends well.

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