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The bridesmaids should never outshine the bride. Some brides, however, seem to be taking this to the extreme when dressing up their maids of honor. Or maybe time changes fashion trends so much, that after some the style that was "in" starts to look simply ridiculous. Either way, Bored Panda has collected a series of vintage bridesmaids dresses that are so funny, that you'll probably feel sorry for the women who wore them.

The 70s fashion brought outrageous patterns, floppy hats, and undiscernable silhouettes to the mix, 80s fashion later added vivid color, spandex, and space-filling hairdos. No matter the era, though, these absolutely unique vintage outfits would make your silly Spongebob PJs look like a classy suit. Scroll down to check out the images and upvote your favorite outrageous fashion statements!

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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And after the ceremony, they all went Christmas caroling.

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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For shame! Skinning innocent couches!

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    Bonnie Blue Bird
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least the bridesmaids will never out shine the bride :)

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    Mimis Nachbarin
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The bridesmaid on the very rigth looks like Mia Farrow.

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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Down market Princess Di.

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    Chicago Kitty
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The dresses day "garden party" but the hats say "yippee ki yay". The groom's tux says "we'll be here all week, try the veal and don't forget to tip your warehouse."

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    Night Owl
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Weird. The bride looks the least happy

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    Aunt Messy
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somewhere Tinkerbell is crying.

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    Cora Fields
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So that's where the Mylar space blankets went.

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    PBMc
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure the outfits are bad but I can't see them. My eyes are glued on the hair of the guy on the right.

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    Xiaolaohu
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this one might actually be a ballet?

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    Connie Martin
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Put some wheels under this and you've got a pretty decent parade float.

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    Aunt Messy
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's with the babushkas on the little kids?

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    KaPOW
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually quite like these (for that time anyway!)

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    Lizard Queen
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The dresses are blessedly simple. The issue here is the headgear. They look like someone re-purposed Easter decorations.

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    Nikki Ferguson
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now these bridesmaids dresses are cool...unfortunately I don't think the groomsmen suits will ever come back in fashion

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    Brenda Baker
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Jimmy and I met when we both ordered a Tequila Sunrise at the bar...."

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    Lizard Queen
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All I can hear is the theme to "The Simpsons."

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    Stille20
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually I think this is really classy for the time

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    CrunChewy McSandybutt
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those dresses remind me of the non-slip decals we used to put in our bathtubs.

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    Aunt Messy
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you go inside the church, you'll see that all of the wallpaper in the hallways is gone.

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    PBMc
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if the bride had an open wound that the Dr didn't want her licking?

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    Sheila Robinson
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate to admit it but I think I like these ones! The bride looks lovely.

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    Wynand
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I would drape myself in velvet if it were socially acceptable." George Costanza, Seinfeld.

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    Amanda Kirby
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I honestly am not bothered by the oddness of the dresses. I just live how happy everyone looks. No one is trying to look cool; they seem genuinely happy to be part of the day.

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    Connie Martin
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mom designed the dresses and ran them up on her Singer.

    Bonnie Blue Bird
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, but in her defence I believe this was the norm back then. It was cheaper to make your own clothing and most women knew how to sew.

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    birdhouse
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They all kind of look like bath robes.

    Basil
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm going to make a very confident guess based on the time period, the flower style, the shoes, the hair, the accessories, etc, that these were supposed to be Chinese style (or at least influenced) dresses. The silken fabric and collar style also really suports this theory. I'm not saying this was well executed but I would be very surprised if this was not the intent.

    Gerry Higgins
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the puff balls on the collars are a nice touch

    BusLady
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My culture is not your d*mn wedding dress!

    Kathy Baylis
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All the dresses look like nightgowns. And I think the bride is wearing blue because etiquette at the time said no white after the first wedding, so it may be her second marriage.

    Carole Regan
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The bride looks 12 years old...how could this be a second wedding?

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    Denise Renee
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s a “grab your bathrobe we’re getting married” situation.

    K-Dawn Bennett
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, blue is the color of your 5th wedding. I'll try to remembet that lol.

    Valerie Witter
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t mind that they are homemade. Many, many dresses were homemade. My mother was a seamstress and made bride dresses and bridesmaids dresses. BUT, the bride dress is blue (ok for then) and the bridesmaids are deep pink. They don’t go together at all. Could have tied them together with flowers at least!

    Joni Barton
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They look like nightgowns and bathrobes.

    Janet Prendergast
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mother-in-law has a bathrobe that looks exactly like the bridesmaids dresses. It's even the same color!

    Kathy Prendergast
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They look like their luggage with their dresses in it got lost and they had to wear their nighties instead.

    Robyn Denton
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have no problem with homemade, as long as it's executed well. Which these are not. That wide hem - did they think the girls were going to grow 6 inches before the wedding? The unpressed seams! And that hideous bobble trim!

    Priscilla Winslow
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHY are all the women wearing bathrobes? And they all (male and female) look too young to be out of middle school. What on earth is this?

    Brigitta Swart
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mom used bathrobes to run up on her Singer

    Valerie Anne
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate it when I'm in a wedding but I forget to take off my bathrobe

    altermyego
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the heck is on their feet?

    Lisa Coveyou
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The wedding was so early in the morning, the girls had to wear their nightgowns & robes because they didn't have time to get dressed.

    Chicago Kitty
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it me or do they all look tiny somehow, like they're 3/4 size of people today?

    Floyce Harward
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Channeling their early Lilly Pulitzer look.

    Liz Llanes
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHAT TJE HECK PART 2😆😆????£₩₩€%$#@

    Magpie
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if the bride's dress was really blue? If it was there would have been a story behind that....possibly ( for the time ) a second marriage. ... or it would have been scandalous .

    Brenda Baker
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Repurposing the old satin sheets

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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bride 'I'd like the bridesmaid dresses to clash please'.

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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was at that moment that Pinocchio become a real boy.

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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is it with all these floppy hats?

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    Lizard Queen
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sneezing while holding confetti never ends well.

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