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Hospitals aren’t the sort of place one expects humor from but you’d be hard pressed to find someone who doesn’t like a joke every now and then. So it shouldn’t come as a surprise that random passersby or even visitors have shared some of the hilarious signs put up by Carroll County Veterinary Clinic.
We’ve gathered the best jokes this veterinary hospital put up on its signage. Be warned, this post may contain dad jokes. So get comfortable as you scroll through, upvote your favorites and be sure to share your thoughts in the comments section below.
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Nichole Harris 9 months ago
Not true!!! I can afford to be a very convincing rock!!!!🤣
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Kat Alison 9 months ago
That’s what happens when nobody is willing to stand up to corporations, rich individuals, and conservatives in general for 45 years.
Crystalwitch60 9 months ago
ONLY IN AMERICA ,I like vets are mega expensive !, but having worked in a vets personally via rescue center it’s not the vets are bloody expensive it’s the friking pharmaceuticals as sell the stuff that costs so much money !!!! but that’s what pet insurance is for !
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Uncle Panda 9 months ago
Clerk - Can I help you? Me - Yes, I need a clue. Why did I come in here? This happened yesterday.
Still Going 8 months ago
Especially true if you have small, tired, hungry children with you...
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While it might seem a tad frivolous, there is something to be said for a hospital (even a veterinary one) trying to make random folks laugh. Laughter is a powerful tool for improving both mental and physical well-being. When you laugh, your brain releases endorphins, those feel-good chemicals that act as natural painkillers and mood elevators. This biochemical burst can instantly lighten your mood, making laughter one of the quickest ways to counter stress and lift your spirits.
On a physical level, laughter exercises your diaphragm, abdominal muscles, and even your shoulders, giving you a mini workout each time you chuckle. Your heart rate increases, breathing speeds up, and you experience a brief, gentle cardio effect that can improve circulation.
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Marketable 9 months ago
We can't all be surfboards, son. No shame in just being a boring, bored board.
nikki_mook 9 months ago
This vet's office always has the funniest signs! They're about 20 minutes up the road, so I pass their sign all the time, and always leave laughing! The practice is great, too!
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Over time, regular laughter has been linked to lower blood pressure and a reduced risk of heart disease, thanks to its ability to relax blood vessels and improve vascular function. Stress puts your body into a heightened state of alert, flooding it with cortisol and adrenaline. Laughter acts as a natural countermeasure. It reduces levels of these stress hormones, slows your heart rate, and eases muscle tension.
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superfluous 9 months ago
Birthdays mark when you were born, your bones existed before that date, so of course your bones are older than you are 🙃
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Flavia Slag 8 months ago
My brain says "Lets do this..." My body says, "Ya You go ahead and just try it."
Nichole Harris 9 months ago
Mine is def older... So are my knees and hips 😂
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Still Going 8 months ago
My husband was going through some of the ages-old stuff in the back of his desk drawers, and found a stack of unused gift cards. Some of them (Visa, MC) may still be usable, but stores start charging you if you haven't used the card within a certain period.
Load More Replies...You emerge from a good laugh feeling more relaxed and clear-headed, ready to face challenges with a cooler, calmer mindset. In this way, laughter functions like a mini reset button for your nervous system. While frequent social media use has a whole host of downsides, it’s still a good way to get a nice chuckle every now and then.
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KatSaidWhat 9 months ago
A computer telling me to verify that I am in fact not another computer.
Paul Gerrard 9 months ago (edited)
One square has a tiny tiny sliver of bike tyre. Do i or dont i ? I tap it because it is part of a bike. No. Then I get the traffic light one. Its not so smart.
Marnie 9 months ago
It's actually not that you select the correct squares. It's tracking how you go about it. I one time went through 17 of those darned things and finally read about it. I used to do it very quickly and systematically. Now, I hover, take my time, don't click them in any specific order, and pause a moment before clicking Verify. I rarely have to do more than one now. Apparently I think like a robot, not a human.
Load More Replies... BarkingSquirell 9 months ago
Best one I've seen in awhile. I'm convinced the bots can get through the tests, anyway.
jwlx 9 months ago
But can you? One time my wife and I both repeatedly failed for an hour. We couldn't prove we were humans and access our account that day😂
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Billo66 9 months ago
The irony is, an algorithm to find whatever would be much more accurate than a Human lol
ABC NrTen FCK CENSORISM 9 months ago
That's the trick about captchas. They don't care for the pictures you select, it's about the non-perfect movement of your mouse cursor while you do so that identifies you as a human. At least I heard so.
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MygrandsonscallmeNia 8 months ago
This! Four hours at work, jamming on my music, and not hearing my favorite song once! Grr...
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sbj 9 months ago
A large glass of wine, a bowl of crisps and a few episodes of a cozy Murder mystery series are my solution
Kelly H. Wilder 9 months ago (edited)
Currently reading the new Golden Girls mystery book. It's absolutely fantastic!
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Beyond its internal benefits, laughter strengthens social bonds. Sharing a laugh with friends or coworkers fosters a sense of connection and trust, building camaraderie and easing tension in relationships. When you laugh together, you’re communicating openness and warmth without saying a word.
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Rose the Cook 9 months ago
Do many people iron clothes anymore? Where I am they seem to go rough dry or send it out to be pressed. I had hell finding a full size ironing board in China.
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Bored Sailor 9 months ago
I am in that in between age, to old to be childish and not old enough to be the grump rude old guy and get away with it.
Janelle Collard 8 months ago
Anybody else look in the mirror + be shocked when there's an old person looking back at you?
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Nichole Harris 9 months ago
With my schedule..... IDK if I feel seen or attacked🤣 but dang if 230 am don't come early
These shared moments of joy can enhance teamwork, deepen friendships, and even improve romantic relationships by shifting focus away from conflict and toward shared enjoyment. The act of laughing also enhances your resilience. Life inevitably brings setbacks and disappointments, but people who laugh freely tend to approach adversity with a more positive outlook.
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Billo66 9 months ago
Age is nothing but a number may have been the first Gaslighting. It's so common now even my car gaslights me. Every day it tells me my door is a jar and I can clearly see it's a door. smh
Anne Young 9 months ago
I think your car was made at pandora's. I'm kidding.
Load More Replies... Adam Zad 9 months ago
I found the street lights in New York to be very rude. I walked up to the intersection, pressed the button to cross the street, and the light asked me how much I weighed! Yeah! It said, "Weight?" I said, "About 275, not that it's any of your business!" and the street light said, "Weight?"
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ABC NrTen FCK CENSORISM 9 months ago
But if you take their point, can they still be at any point? Or would *you* be at *their point in life*, then?
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Humor gives perspective, helping you to see challenges as temporary and manageable rather than overwhelming. By finding the lighter side of a difficult situation, you reduce its emotional impact and keep moving forward with greater confidence. Research even suggests that laughter can boost immune function.
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LizzieBoredom 9 months ago (edited)
A meat and cheese board is called a Charcuterie Board because it's less depressing than saying a CheeseWhiz on VeryOld Saltines Board.
Heras buddy 9 months ago
Charcuterie is only meats. Cheese boards are Cheese and cruditte' is vegetables. If it has anything other than meats it's NOT Charcuterie!
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The positive emotions triggered by laughter increase the production of antibodies and activate protective immune cells like T-cells and natural k****r cells. This immune boost makes your body better equipped to fend off illness, making laughter a simple yet potent addition to a healthy lifestyle.
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Linda Johnson 8 months ago
OMG!! THIS is me every day....why??? I think I sleep OK....I just get up in my sleep to use the bathroom.....maybe I'm not really sleeping....who knows....I just know I am tired/
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In short, laughter is nature’s free prescription for better health and happiness. It engages your body and mind, melts away stress, strengthens relationships, and fortifies your immune system. By seeking out moments of humor, whether through funny movies, playful banter, or unexpected surprises, you’re not just having fun. You’re investing in your long-term well-being, one hearty laugh at a time.
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Uncle Panda 9 months ago
"In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the line breaks tonight..."
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Inigo Montoya 9 months ago
Why do electricians know so much about the news? Because they are experts on current affairs.
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Still Going 8 months ago
You might get hurt and need a cat scan, or lab work!
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FlagCityDiva 9 months ago
I left a ChapStick in my car. It melted into a puddle. It added insult to the injury sustained from wearing shorts and sitting on a hot vinyl seat.
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Motivated sloth 9 months ago
I check the weather (in Florida) before I agree to afternoon Dr appointments
Joanne Long 8 months ago
No need to check, hot and humid from May until October, that was prior to climate change now it's May until November, with the occasional hurricane for variety. I am a Floridian, and we are allowed to complain. If you are from somewhere else... just zip it, what did you expect when you came here in July ? I do not go to Minnesota in January and complain about the cold . :)
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keyboardtek 9 months ago
Now go and research what the broomstick really represents in the history of medical witches.
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HorseMuse 8 months ago
That would be an accomplishment! As I write my Whole Foods delivery just arrived...I call it health care - not being in the store and getting sick. Not sick since 1 time after a grocery store run in 2022 when They lifted the mask mandate and people with COVID went shopping that way anyway.
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BarkingSquirell 9 months ago
There was a new one in there for me about not being a robot and I found it very witty and original. For BP, that's an achievement. Thanks for that!
BarkingSquirell 9 months ago
There was a new one in there for me about not being a robot and I found it very witty and original. For BP, that's an achievement. Thanks for that!
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