Hospitals aren’t the sort of place one expects humor from but you’d be hard pressed to find someone who doesn’t like a joke every now and then. So it shouldn’t come as a surprise that random passersby or even visitors have shared some of the hilarious signs put up by Carroll County Veterinary Clinic.

We’ve gathered the best jokes this veterinary hospital put up on its signage. Be warned, this post may contain dad jokes. So get comfortable as you scroll through, upvote your favorites and be sure to share your thoughts in the comments section below.

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    While it might seem a tad frivolous, there is something to be said for a hospital (even a veterinary one) trying to make random folks laugh. Laughter is a powerful tool for improving both mental and physical well-being. When you laugh, your brain releases endorphins, those feel-good chemicals that act as natural painkillers and mood elevators. This biochemical burst can instantly lighten your mood, making laughter one of the quickest ways to counter stress and lift your spirits.

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    On a physical level, laughter exercises your diaphragm, abdominal muscles, and even your shoulders, giving you a mini workout each time you chuckle. Your heart rate increases, breathing speeds up, and you experience a brief, gentle cardio effect that can improve circulation.

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    Vet hospital sign with a joke: "Ironing boards are surfboards that gave up on their dreams and got a real job."

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    3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We can't all be surfboards, son. No shame in just being a boring, bored board.

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    Over time, regular laughter has been linked to lower blood pressure and a reduced risk of heart disease, thanks to its ability to relax blood vessels and improve vascular function. Stress puts your body into a heightened state of alert, flooding it with cortisol and adrenaline. Laughter acts as a natural countermeasure. It reduces levels of these stress hormones, slows your heart rate, and eases muscle tension.

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    You emerge from a good laugh feeling more relaxed and clear-headed, ready to face challenges with a cooler, calmer mindset. In this way, laughter functions like a mini reset button for your nervous system. While frequent social media use has a whole host of downsides, it’s still a good way to get a nice chuckle every now and then.

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    Veterinary clinic sign with a genius joke about selecting images with traffic lights.

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    3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A computer telling me to verify that I am in fact not another computer.

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    Vet hospital sign joke about solving problems with maturity, but choosing tacos today.

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    3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A large glass of wine, a bowl of crisps and a few episodes of a cozy Murder mystery series are my solution

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    Beyond its internal benefits, laughter strengthens social bonds. Sharing a laugh with friends or coworkers fosters a sense of connection and trust, building camaraderie and easing tension in relationships. When you laugh together, you’re communicating openness and warmth without saying a word.

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    Vet hospital sign joke: "Irony: The Opposite of Wrinkly."

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    Rose the Cook
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    3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do many people iron clothes anymore? Where I am they seem to go rough dry or send it out to be pressed. I had hell finding a full size ironing board in China.

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    Vet clinic sign with a humorous age-related joke.

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    Bored Sailor
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    3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am in that in between age, to old to be childish and not old enough to be the grump rude old guy and get away with it.

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    These shared moments of joy can enhance teamwork, deepen friendships, and even improve romantic relationships by shifting focus away from conflict and toward shared enjoyment. The act of laughing also enhances your resilience. Life inevitably brings setbacks and disappointments, but people who laugh freely tend to approach adversity with a more positive outlook.

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    Veterinary clinic sign with a funny joke saying, "Age is not a number, it's clearly a word," in bold letters.

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    3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Age is nothing but a number may have been the first Gaslighting. It's so common now even my car gaslights me. Every day it tells me my door is a jar and I can clearly see it's a door. smh

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    Humor gives perspective, helping you to see challenges as temporary and manageable rather than overwhelming. By finding the lighter side of a difficult situation, you reduce its emotional impact and keep moving forward with greater confidence. Research even suggests that laughter can boost immune function.

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    Vet clinic sign joke: "I love board games, my favorite is the one with meat and cheese."

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    3 weeks ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A meat and cheese board is called a Charcuterie Board because it's less depressing than saying a CheeseWhiz on VeryOld Saltines Board.

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    The positive emotions triggered by laughter increase the production of antibodies and activate protective immune cells like T-cells and natural k****r cells. This immune boost makes your body better equipped to fend off illness, making laughter a simple yet potent addition to a healthy lifestyle.

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    In short, laughter is nature’s free prescription for better health and happiness. It engages your body and mind, melts away stress, strengthens relationships, and fortifies your immune system. By seeking out moments of humor, whether through funny movies, playful banter, or unexpected surprises, you’re not just having fun. You’re investing in your long-term well-being, one hearty laugh at a time.

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    Veterinary clinic sign with a clever joke about hot and humid weather affecting motivation.

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    3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I check the weather (in Florida) before I agree to afternoon Dr appointments

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