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If pets could read they probably wouldn't be afraid of veterinarians as much. It turns out, animal hospitals are fond of humor and their jokes are surprisingly funny. Don't believe me? Then get ready because Bored Panda has collected some of the funniest veterinarian signs out there!

From hilarious two-liners about texting cats to unapologetic puns about neutering, the humor on these signs is as good as you'd expect from a kick-ass stand-up comic. Scroll down to tickle your funny bone and vote for your favorite entries.

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Holly Ridge Veterinary Hospital Report

S Missions
Community Member
8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But maybe if they felt like it, they would get their staff to reply.

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Charles Lafage
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8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Then out of nowhere they would text at 2AM propositioning cuddles.

Lillukka79
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8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or to complaint they can see the bottom of the kibble bowl...

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Mindy Keys
Community Member
8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Get rid of the word 'back' and this makes sense. At least to those of us with overly literal minds.

Gerry Higgins
Community Member
8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't see a "Contact Us" buttons so I'll just put this here...... YOUR STUPID POP UP VIDEO ADS THAT PLAY 3 TIMES LOUDER THAN WHAT I AM LISTENING TO ARE DRIVING ME CRAZY. Stop it.

Gerry Higgins
Community Member
8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Now I'll leave BoredPanda for today because you're unwatchable.

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Panpan
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8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or they would leave the typing bubble up for 5 minutes, then say nothing.

Martha Cowles
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I totally agree! However, I love cats & their attitude!

Jo Bess Jackson
Community Member
8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Thinking of you, Shana E. Cantandella.

Lois Duran
Community Member
8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And if you don't know that, it's not a cat that you have...

Linda McDonald
Community Member
8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They are too busy draping themselves across the laptop 'cause it's warm...

Rut Bejar
Community Member
8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They would text to give us instructions.

Nancy E
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8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They'd just own your phone !

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    Kjorn
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dogs have friends. Cats have butlers

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    #3

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    TC
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahaha..that's somehow mean...

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    #4

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    Lara B.
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This made me laugh out loud even though it's kinda silly :D

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    #5

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    Brandon Paltoo
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol ueah been there done that ... and the dog willingly did it again

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    #8

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    Kjorn
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NO: The door is always on the wrong side of the cat

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    #11

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    Aubrie Allen
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny, my dentist has the same offer, but not for pets.

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    #13

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    CatShatBrix
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really need to talk to my Hooman about man-nip he calls 'weed'

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    #14

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    Sanchit Jain
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's an ingenious design, a cat inside a dog and a heart too! Hats-off to artist!

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    #17

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    CatShatBrix
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eau Gallie really has a great sense of humor! So many of them are on this list.

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    #19

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    Nicole Hagberg
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not so sure it's acceptable to pee on ones relatives.

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    #21

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    Sanchit Jain
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha.. this is so true.. if you have pets in your home, even one second rule should not be applied.

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    #26

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    Shinomi Chan
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who the heck comes up with these? xD I'd wanna give em' a high five.

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    #34

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    Lorena Magee
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know about that, I've seen some ugly a*s carpet that looked like cat puke

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    #40

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    Virgil Blue
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll have to make several visits if wanted to do that.

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    #43

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    Master Markus
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pugs make me uncomfortable. They're like suffering in dog form.

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    #48

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    TC
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is somehow mean...hihihi...

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    #49

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    TC
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And why do birds fly south in winter..? Because if they walked ...they'd get tired

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    #50

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    Cayman
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get nuts. They don't really taste like much and some people have death-causing allergies.

    #52

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    TC
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh lord ! This is somehow clever..

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    #53

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    #56

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    TC
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahahaha. So simple...so clever

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    #59

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    Taryn Wallace
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't get this one.....it either went WAAY over my head or it's just not funny

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    #67

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    Willie D'Kay
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's nice that they are concerned about their patients' mommies.

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    #70

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    adoracat
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me of one horrible awful night when 8 drunken fools (and two sober ones...a giggling 10 year old laughing too hard to speak and a pregnant me) made bird puns for about a half hour. One after the other. I shut it down with " y'all are all totally mallard-justed." Good times!

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    #71

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    cyberbird
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't wait 'till they PUI (purr under influence)

    #72

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    Aubrie Allen
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love that Doors song about cows: Break on moo to the udder side!

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    Jonathan Reyes
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ha ha ha ... now who among you ladies made that up?

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    Willie D'Kay
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one doesn't really work. Why would 2 Persians have trouble communicating. It seems like the Siamese would be the one who needs a Persian interpreter.

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    Willie D'Kay
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is actually a perfect name if anyone starts making this mix. I'd prefer it over any of the -doodle variations.

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    rai mei
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    N E N S A S S A N N E T E R

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