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You may be thinking to yourself, “Ugh, another Bored Panda article bashing on America!” However, it comes from a place of utter fascination. It’s the land of the free for a reason!

Where else in the world can you achieve all your wildest dreams? Where else are you allowed to be yourself to the fullest extent, knowing that there will be people that understand you? Where else will you find a bullet vending machine? Intriguing place. Now, that’s not to say that it doesn’t have its negative sides, but that’s not what we’re here to talk about today. 

We’re back again featuring the posts by the Facebook group called “Wow, That’s Violently American.”  The group’s founder was kind enough to answer more of Bored Panda’s questions, and you can find a link to our previous article here.

But now, let’s dive into the wonderfully chaotic pictures that showcase all the different sides of what American life is like. Upvote your favorites, leave some comments, share your experiences, and don’t take everything super seriously—life’s too short for that as it is! 

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America, the land of the free, home of the brave! But there’s a sister definition, going by Amurica, the land of beer-drinking rednecks, home of the red, white trash, and blue! We can thank the Urban Dictionary for the latter. These two sentences showcase the two extremes between which the different American experiences fall. 

All of those then find a home in the Facebook group called “Wow, That’s Violently American,” because, truthfully, there are very many things that scream “USA!” that are complete opposites of one another. The founder of the group previously told Bored Panda that rarely do people consider “the complexity that truly exists in this country,” overlooking the “layers upon layers of social and governmental infrastructure.” 

“It’s a sign that they don’t (or won’t) view the identity of this country as associated with minority or diversity, which is a lie that reinforces divisiveness and literally excludes non-white demographics from the image of America,” they stated. “Considering the truth of our diversity as told through statistics rather than rhetoric, this country is far from only white or conservative. It’s far from that.”

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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I laughed so hard . . . Is their something wrong with me?

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    Since the last conversation, the founder of the page told Bored Panda that there have been a couple of challenges that they needed to overcome, regarding issues with the social media platform as a whole. “I posted a meme captioned ‘giant wall sticker in San Antonio’ with a photoshopped image of Ted Cruz’ head on the guy in a masculine dominatrix outfit. They zucced the post and pulled a lot of tools my page had access to,” they said. 

    This in turn restricted the reach of the page, affecting every single post and stalling further growth. “It kind of sucks that I have practically no options that Meta/Facebook doesn’t provide me with,” they said, but the challenges don’t seem to be limited to the platform only. 

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    Although the page has over 131k followers, with many of them loving the content, the creator has been met with a lot of criticism and outright hate. It only seems to fuel an “expectation of this page to be focused on one side.” “I always try to be mindful of how some members follow the page believing I am on their ‘side,’” they said. “There’s those that follow my page because they think I’m against them, the ones who think I agree with them, and the ones who laugh with me between the two.” At the end of the day, the goal of the page is simple: “ I just want to be a vehicle to get people to think for themselves.” 

    “I still stand by that I don’t seek to prescribe to people what to think with this page,” they said. “I seek to find a way to give people both sides of comedy while avoiding the pitfalls of incendiary content. I try to ensure I don’t exclude people by race from the image of America, and have been called a racist before. It gets taxing sometimes, and the struggle with Meta’s automated moderation tools and lack of support for users in my situation to pursue a dispute over content.” 

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    Aria
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a texan, yes. Mainly for the weather here. Yesterday it was 80 degrees, today it'll get down to freezing.

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    Regardless of it all, America is a place many call home. “Conceived in liberty,” as Abraham Lincoln noted, “and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal,” the nation and its people have survived many long nights of war and trial. As Sonny Fulks states, “We fought Great Britain (twice), we fought ourselves (The Civil War), we fought the World Wars, the Korean War, and wars unspeakable since 1776” for the freedom Americans have today. 

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    However, freedom comes with responsibility, which seems to be understated in a lot of aspects, especially when we consider recent history with the COVID-19 pandemic. “This is America and therefore I don’t have to do anything I don’t want to do,” could be heard and seen in the news as mandates and restrictions fell upon Americans. 

    “Most of the behavior I still see plays out like people trying to find out which ‘side’ everyone else is on,” said the founder of the Facebook page. “It’s like some giant football game, and we aren’t interested in each other. We are just looking for who is wearing what jersey. It’s less about how we can all be more excellent to each other and more about who we should be excellent to.” 

    The divide in opinions as to what it means to have “free-speech” continues on, and the founder of the page believes that this exact debate “seems to prevail itself in so many other topics within the cultural conflict heading into 2023.”

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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His laces are undone. She is standing on one. Please let him move first.

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    “[S]o far as a man has a power to think, or not to think; to move, or not to move, according to the preference or direction of his own mind, so far is a man free,” stated philosopher John Locke, but what that fails to note is consequence and impact, showing freedom to be quite an individual endeavor.

    The founder of “Wow, That’s Violently American” believes that ‘freedom’ as a concept is idealized and attached to rhetoric. “I think that there’s just no easy way to sit with the fact that complete freedom devolves into chaos, and oppressive regulation leaves a society marginalized and subjugated to whatever force maintains the greatest privilege within a society,” they said, arguing that the best lens to view freedom is through the lens of body autonomy, consent, and common need. 

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    As stated in Simply Philosophy, if freedom is the essence of a person, then, consequently, it acts as a duty; man is enslaved by his freedom. “We have the relationship between the rights of a single person against the will of many, coupled with what the role of the government is to be involved in the relations between people,” stated the founder of the Facebook page. 

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    Caro Caro
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry, but I would do that for my cat too.

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    Paul Vitols believes that to become free, we must first seek knowledge of the way things really are, and then put ourselves into the correct relationship with that knowledge. Yet, politically, the most important freedom is freedom of speech. We need this for truth, good thinking, tolerance, open-mindedness, humility, self-confidence, love, and humor.

    “If there is ANYTHING I believe about American culture is that change is inevitable,” stated the founder of the Facebook page when asked about the near-future. “Instead of trying to describe the future I would predict, I want to draw on my own dreams for the future. I want to be hopeful in America, so I’ll dream of the country that can possess the largest amount of love and pride shared between people.” 

    However, without a shared ideal of unity between Americans, this dream will stay frayed. “In order to grasp this dream that keeps us all together, it starts with being honest with our current state of affairs. It requires humility to call out the darkness of our past, and the mistakes we must learn from,” they stated.  

    “It requires us to recognize that diversity comes with discomfort sometimes; we have to accept that diversity doesn’t look like a homogenous society. There is no shortcut to comfort with differences between people, and if we avoid every pain-point we avoid the truth.” 

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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Country Roaaaaaads, take me hoooooome

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    As Paul Stearns states, we develop the virtues of tolerance and open-mindedness only when we are free to hear disagreeable ideas. We develop humility when our ideas are tested in a free public arena, while self-confidence arises from those ideas that survive these tests. We love only in freedom as we learn to love others in spite of their ideas, not because of them. And we can laugh deeply only where there is freedom to potentially offend. 

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    The whole point of the “Wow, That’s Violently American” page is to help one discover the “beautiful irony to the lives we share within this beautiful country.” And the founder of the page concluded that “inside each group of people are shreds of the greater truth, and we don’t get anything but violence and death where love and the value of life cannot prevail.” 

    We hope that this article didn’t offend any of you, dear Pandas, and that you’ll continue scrolling onward, upvoting your favorites. Leave us your thoughts in the comments, and I hope to see you in the next one! 

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    Jrog
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you see this member of Meal Team Six in full Tacticool gear, you know the K-9 units are the brain of the whole operation.

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    It’s a special kinda beautiful

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    M O'Connell
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, those are the biggest 'no-entry' spikes I have ever seen!

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    Lisa H
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably going to get downvoted, but if the kids are destroying his property after repeatedly trying to reason with them, he is well within his rights and the Karen parents can just go have fun with themselves. No one is entitled to another person's property. I really can't blame the guy and can't help but wonder what happened for it to get to this point

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    Michael Largey
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfortunately for America, when some people here get stressed out, it isn't the grass that gets mowed down.

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    Roy Zobel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love that movie and Yorki is the best!

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    KJ
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well they did technically prevent him from committing suicide, granted not in the most useful way.

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    Marie Dahme
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oreos stole the idea from Hydrox cookies !!!

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    I Just Live Here
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Will I get downvoted if I say, "Good riddance to bad rubbish?"

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    Marie Dahme
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Getting worked up about what skin color a fictional imaginary mermaid is …is unreal. So are you gonna get mad if my unicorn is pink and glittery and farts rainbows or is that way too LGBTQ for ya ? Lol

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    James Frail
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Made by someone who never set food in Cleveland. Edit: I live in Ohio. I like it here. But Cleveland is the only place I've ever had cops go the wrong way on a one way street to ask what I'm doing, and tell me to gtfo. I'm white, and was at a minor tourist attraction tucked into a residential neighborhood.

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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sweet home Alabama, where your aunt can be your grandma

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    Lisa H
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That bus looks like it's about to give the truck a complimentary rhinoplasty.

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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    bobby: wait you mean i cant simp on jeff bezos? do i have to cancel my prime now

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    Imagine having a panic attack cus you got pulled over and they just wanna give you this stupid shirt.

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    XenoMurph
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine getting pulled over for wearing your seatbelt, then getting shot for getting out of your car before they ask you.

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    Marcellus II
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like the alleged Dutch tourists complaining about Switzerland, "You couldn't see almost anywhere, damn mountains blocking the views".

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    JoNo
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My current reality where I live is saying "it's so hot out, it's gotta be like .... 40 hots" and anyone in my country (and every other country in the world except 3 of them) would know exactly what I meant.

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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    May as well have gotten a giant, 'L' tattooed. 🙄

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    Jrog
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just checked. Of course it's Florida. When it's insane, it's always either them or Texas.

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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gone to a foreign nation and kill the people who live there?

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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The radiation levels are starting to get to poor Spongebob. Bikini atoll was one of the main test sites for atomic bombs in the early Cold War.

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    Amsterdude
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The costume is pretty cool. Unless its 'dress up like your hero day', then you need to get the whip out ASAP.

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    Jrog
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a civilian, there is no duty to use rank towards military. Rank is personal and does not extend to relatives anyway. This sticker is the well known mark of a species not-so-rare to meet in the wild near military bases, the dreaded Dependapotamus (Dependasaurus Uxorem)

    Elio
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cousin is married to a career Marine and her husband would be weirded out by other people not in the military addressing him by rank. Ditto for my cousin since she's not a dependa. Btw I asked my cousin's husband about the ufos and he says he doesn't know much about it.

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    liam newton-harding
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was a r/maliciouscompliance about this. An Officer's wife insisted that she be addressed by her husband's rank. Word got around the base, and by the end of the week it would take her half and hour to walk a 100 meters. Everyone...everyone...would salute her, hold her gaze, and remain at attention until she was out of sight. The officer was called to the carpet, 'cause work on base had basically ground to a halt.

    Robert T
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been on the involuntary receiving end of that. I was teaching at a Police college and the cadets had been instructed to address anyone in a suit as "Sir" and had to acknowledge them. I stepped out my class to take a leak, just as they came out a lecture. Every... single... one... addressed me as "Sir".

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    Michelle Carlson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hahahahaha, he's only an E5, lady. Calm the heck down. hahahahaha

    Kimber Jungwirth
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I came here to say this. I mean, there's nothing WRONG with being a PO3 but it's not the flex she thinks it is.

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    xolitaire
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have you done anything significant to earn it? No? Thought so. Good bye.

    Paul K. Johnson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I spent ten years in the military and always heard tales of military spouses yet never met up with one who had this attitude in person. Every spouse I met was like anyone else you would meet.

    Maltaros
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It only takes a few to ruin everything.

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    Zephyr343
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rank is earned by the individual. I have an MS degree, my wife doesn't tell everyone to address me as Master.....wait, that didn't sound right.... 🙃

    talliloo
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    as a former military brat and military spouse this makes my want to gag! there are those wives who wear their hubby's ranks. while a spouse waiting for an appt at the naval hospital i witnessed a woman who demanded that she be put at the head of the list to see dr. while the corpsman tried to explain why that wouldn't happen and the woman started to vapor lock a young woman w/her sick baby on her hip walked to her and said: honey, get over yourself. you make your way in the world just like i do - you sleep with a sailor.

    Gustav Gallifrey
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'Hi, Mrs. Most-Common-Rank-In-The-US Navy (71,986) Petty Officer 2nd Class.'

    Johnnynatfan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was in the Navy. I have never seen a sticker like this. Is this a new thing? And no one is going to address someone by their spouses rank. Besides thats not even that high of a rank to be snooty about.

    TrashPandaSociety
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you were not in the military, then you will not be addressed by someone else's rank. Period. The entitlement! WOW

    Cassie
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was raised military and no the f***k I will not. That's not how any of this works.

    Cassie
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perhaps amusingly, I had already censored myself. That's ric in the middle not uc. -_-

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    Old Roadie
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol No, Ms. Dependent... but you can address me by mine.

    CD King
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Karen (military version) is still a Karen

    Anne Van Staden
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What did she do to deserve to be addressed by any rank other than dumbass.????

    Michael Largey
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Certainly, Mrs. Ranked Absolutely Dead Last in Judgement When Choosing a Spouse."

    Andy Frobig
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll be happy to call her petty, for short...and probably pregnant with another dude's baby while her husband is deployed. Yeah, I read a lot of BP

    Stephanie A Mutti
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG! I hated this when I was in the military. If you want that rank, EARN it yourself

    KayKay
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd do it. She's definitely second class and petty.

    Steven
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can remember when "Mrs. Colonel So-and-so was a thing among officers' wives, but Mrs. Petty Office 2nd Class? WTF? My mother once told such a colonel's wife that she would not be using that form of address and the wife told her husband that my father was not properly managing his wife. The Colonel told Dad to tell my mom that she was doing just fine and that his own wife was an insufferable witch.

    YetAnotherSarah
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The husband's commanding officer's wife needs to whoop some sense into this one.

    Herkfixer
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only dependants that usually demand to be called by their husbands rank are the "commander's wife" and the "chief's wife"... And that's exactly what we call them.. lol

    Ann T
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahhhahah! No. I won’t. Anybody can spread their legs. (Too much?)

    Paul Robinson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And *you* will address me as "Shecky the Destroyer"

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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s Mrs. Jackwagon to you!

    ZuriLovesYou
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No the heII I won't. That's HIS rank. Not yours!

    Ken Schroeder
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "And how are you today, Mrs. Dishonorable Discharge?"

    Wednesday
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    actually, I will not address you at all if I can help it.

    Sumac
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, she's a military imposter? I do believe that's illegal.

    Celtic Pirate Queen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Until you put on a uniform, earn your own rank and put your life on the line for others, you can pucker up and kiss my a$$, Karen.

    Terra Raizor
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's kinda gross. My father was high ranking military. He never brought it up outside of work unless specifically asked. He knows it doesn't mean that you can discriminate against others by boasting or demanding extra respect.

    Linda Colosimo
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Officer's wives are the absolute worst. My dad was a 30 year Army sergeant and his little punkass lieutenant's wife thought she was a queen. My mom taught her otherwise. 😄😄

    backatya
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hell no! You aren't in the military

    EJN
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Keep dreaming honey.

    Janelle Collard
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, that's a 'ell no from me.

    MAKtheknife
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most men can be pretty rank when they don't take a bath.

    Sandra Llewelyn
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not a chance in hell I would ever do that, he deserved the rank you didn't.

    Steven Meyer
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was in the Navy I used to just love when some captains wife would tell me that exact thing, and I tell her Ma’am YOU’RE not in the military.(and I do not salute your car when you are alone or in it either)

    Kelly Hartle
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll bet she's generally a Karen.

    drew p
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope your husband's rank is ma'am or Miss.

    Carla McNeil
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "All right, Mrs. A*****e. How is Major A*****e and all the little A******s?"

    okpkpkp
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    never have figured out naval ranks.

    Michael Fernandez
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There’sa whole subreddit (https://www.reddit.com/r/justdependathings/) devoted to delusional military spouses and spouses of cops, linemen, oil workers, etc. I am a double police next door neighbor; you will refer to me as Double Officer Detective Neighbor.

    clist414
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is bananas. Delusional even. Would they expect to be called Doctor if their husband had a PhD?

    Michael Largey
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or if their husband was a registered sex offender?

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    AndThenICommented
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m sorry what? Is this really a thing?

    Sabs
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok what ever you say Private Karen

    Juliana Blewett
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um, not unless his rank is "lt. B*tchface"

    Derek Dufrane
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is ms entitled a*****e a rank because I don't see you defending our country, you want rank go earn it yourself

    SCamp
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No I won’t. I’m not military, I don’t have to address your husband by your husband’s rank

    DrBronxx
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a person who was raised in a place where the army was often seen as an invading force, America's lionising of the military has always made me deeply uncomfortable. Something like this sticker is just unfathomable. I genuinely would not know how to react if someone said that to me.

    Bad Alchemy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am so over these ridiculous military wives who think their husband's rank or active military status is theirs to claim and use. Actually, I'm just over the glorification of the military in general.

    David
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To me this is doubly funny because the rank shown is Petty Officer Second Class or E5. I was a first class / E6. It's not really a rank worth flexing over. Just a slightly higher enlisted rank that usually has a little bit of supervisory experience. Please tell me this bumper sticker is just a sad joke. I served for 9 years, never met any dependents like this. Never met any active military like this. On duty it would be "Smith" or "Petty Officer Smith" but never "Second Class Petty Officer Smith". And outside of work it would have just been "Bob" or whatever. Or possibly "Smith" with other active due to we were used to using last names.

    KMill
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn’t address someone by their spouses rank. But I will give an extra dash of chivalry to military spouses. It takes someone special to support a partner through that career.

    axle f
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    unfortunately, there are actually spouses like this...

    Larry XK
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still better than "I am a princess" sticker

    Lena
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Military wives are the worst. Most often don't work and expect discounts for what their spouse does to get paid

    pebs
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then these people are picking on Russia... Anyone who has read any Russian books from the 19th century knows that the general's wife was called a generaless... But now we are in 2023.

    Rostit .
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no, I wont. I dont care if your husband is a soldier or anyone else. Its a job. you're not a super hero.

    weatherwitch
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are they sure they've spelt the last word correctly? 😉😂😂

    Cuppa tea?
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    Frank
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not right. When in the army, we were taught that the civilian spouse is always one rank higher than the person in the army. (Up to you to decide if this was about the level of respect to show or about the relationship in the couple).

    Rod
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then I will just ignore you... Problem solved!

    Debby Keir
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only thing we say to military wives in the UK is "Poor you"

    AliJanx
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So,is that Mrs. Lieutenant Dan? Lieutenant Dan's Missus?

    Sheila Stamey
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope. Just because you sleep with him you don't get to be called sir. Unless you do

    JP Purves
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rank is earned by military personnel, spouses have earned nothing.

    Brian
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope Mrs. Seamen is happy now.

    Andrew Dunford
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn't even address your husband by his military rank! As a proud Civilian, military ranks mean Jack S**t to me!

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    Lisa H
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a lifelong Californian, both are VERY true!

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    Little Wonder
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Australia just crowned our first female Best Mullet winner!

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    A REAL American would have spent those rounds before putting it in a table

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    Hume
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If this table was in a gun shop/ hunting shop, it would be really fitting!

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    Hume
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I worked at a gas station on school holidays when I was around 14/ 15. (My own choice), just for extra cash. So I'm assuming it's legal here in South Africa also. Our actual legal age is 16 though, for proper jobs with contracts.

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    Woundwort42
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Barely even considered a skirmish by the Brits

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    XenoMurph
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep those gays are going to outbreed the straights.

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    Hume
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That Grove street? Explains a lot.

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    Glynis Buller
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ???????????? There is no such thing as a purebred American, you are all descendants from other Countries, you havent been in existence long enough yet.

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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When an unstoppable force meets an immovable obect....

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    EJBWritesBooks
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guess this is just a Texas thing because I'm from the US and never saw this in my life

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    Linus G.
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Half mast for ice cream machine??? RIP...

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    NickTheDuck
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is the post that started the only in ohio thing. it is a true legend.

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    LolaBrio
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Booger hooker off the bang switch, idiot!

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    XenoMurph
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm assuming that costs a lot of money. What scenario does he imagine will occur for him to need this?

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    Srinivasan S
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But this history will involve a lot from black history. I'm sure he skipped that part.

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    Zephyr343
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got bad news. If you shoot that rifle the way you have it held, you won't need makeup for one of your eyes.

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    Tim Pateman
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "That reminds me, I must check my health insurance"

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    Erin Fish
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does he copy and paste that every time he picks someone up?

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    Roy Zobel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Education doesn't cost anythi... Oh - I see - this is in the US. Too bad. 😉

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    Monday
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somewhere in my head there's a little voice that says Jesus would be totally cool with being called J-man.

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    Bleble BlebleBla
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dad-figure, pointing a gun at the sausage: "You jump on that plate right this second, or I let the funny wife and kids loose on you!" Doggo is secretly on sausage side, ready to defend...

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    Marie Dahme
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had to look up fursona: A fursona is a personalized animal character created by someone in the furry fandom. Fursonas may be anthropomorphic personas, idealized versions of their owners, fleshed out roleplay characters, or simply digital mascots

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    Jrog
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty sure this is an execution of "Auf der Jagd, op. 373" by Austrian composer Johann Strauss the Younger. It's a fast polka themed on hunting. It is divided in two sections, one mimicking the gallop of the hunters, while the second includes horns (seen in the photo, first row) to signal the sighting of the prey. In-between the two sections the music score calls for a gun shot, and several other are interspersed in the second part.

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    Patrick Linnen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1861% (First shots fired at Fort Sumter) that he would gladly take guns away from people that don't look like him.

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    Lee Macro
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Optimus!!!!! What the hell did you do?????

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    InvincibleRodent
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So daddy's mommy working doesn't the pole have to. Got it.

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    TheDag
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do they look like they're dressed in cheap Wish.com airsoft kit?

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    Dawn Marie
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I would answer him just to send this back to him with correct punctuation!!

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    Stephanie A Mutti
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "please break into my car because there is a decent chance you'll find a firearm"

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    InvincibleRodent
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is actually very unsafe. A typical dishwasher doesn't get hot enough for long enough for the fish to reach the recommended internal temperature. It gets close so the fish appears cooked, but it's still not safe.

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    Premislaus de Colo
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An unpopular view: It's OK to be any race as long as you respect others

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    Srinivasan S
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Im not a cop, my wife is not a nurse. Somehow we managed to have two kids without being a real man and a woman. Feeling very mysterious right now!!

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    Jennifer Norton
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how did Biden cause the mexican pizza shortage????

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    Jrog
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not very funny, more on the "sad cringe" side

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