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42 Funny Valentine’s Day Gifts And Cards By People With An Unconventional Definition Of Romance
Not all of us take Valentine’s Day romantic gifts and love letters seriously, which is awesome because nothing is sexier than a great sense of humor.
So rather than the dull, unimaginative and totally standard flowers, chocolates, and a dinner for two, these people made it a much more memorable experience with nerdy Valentine's and having some well-deserved fun with it!
Compiled into a list by Bored Panda, what we have here are some of the best, most creative and downright funniest examples of Valentine’s gifts, love notes, and general fun. These gift ideas reveal much more about a couple and their relationship than the stereotypical crap the shops want you to buy, and they are all the sweeter for it.
Scroll down to check out the list below, and don’t forget to vote for the best gift ideas!
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#1
I'm New To Having An So On Valentine's Day... Am I Doing This Right?
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#2
Unbreakable Love
Lomion 7 years ago
Voldemort needed to choose this one as a horcrux... the history in Harry Potter would have been soooo different XDDDD
Elizabeth Molloy 7 years ago
That's why I hate getting flowers: "here's something beautiful. Now watch them die"
Gary Diehl 7 years ago
I always give live plants. That way they can be transplanted in the yard and cum up every year and stay beautiful.
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#3
My Girlfriend Is A Microbiologist. She Just Sent Me This Valentine
Emily Hisel 7 years ago
as a nerd and scientist, im impressed, and will probably steal this idea later.
#4
Girlfriend Called Dominos To Send Me A Surprise Heart-Shape Valentine's Day Pizza While I'm On A Business Trip
#5
Found A Pretty Sweet Valentine's Day Card For The Husband
Aqua Sky 7 years ago
The second reason I don't want to marry... First being the fact that I don't have anybody to marry
Carmen Devore-Blakestad 7 years ago
OMG, this IS the perfect card. My hubby would love it cause this is exactly the kind of card I'd give him. 😉
#6
My Girlfriend Gave Me This Chocolaty Fun-Sized Valentine. Candy Sex Puns Best Puns
#7
Prepared A Teddy Bear Gift Yesterday For My GF, And Now It Looks Like This
Magpie 7 years ago
I think at the end she is supposed to pop the balloon and the little confetti stars go all over the place. happy happy joy joy effect........ I am still finding a friend's wedding confetti 12 YEARS later.
Rainbo 7 years ago
Right? I would laugh so hard. then thank the person for getting me a sweet gift, and making me laugh. ;D
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#8
Dad Bought My Mum Asparagus For Valentines Day Thinkin' They Were Daffodils. Nope, I Am Done
diane a 7 years ago
I can relate to that - I bought a bunch of tightly in bud daffodils - my BF thought they were vegetables and put them in the fridge!!
#9
My Husband's Going To Love His Valentines Day Surprise
blugeagua 7 years ago
There are women like that too. I'd rather play video games myself.
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Erin 7 years ago
It's actually a slip of paper with some writing and a video game inside of a DVD box.
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My Valentine's Card Search For This Year Is Over
#11
When Your Girlfriend Gets You A Valentine's Day Gift
SykesDaMan 7 years ago
Hahah! She did it perfectly! The look on her (T-Shirt) face that says Overly Attached Girlfriend, the caption... And the look on her face that says Gotcha!! :D And her boyfriend is playing the part too! :D
#12
Sister Made This For Her Boyfriend. It's A "Bro"Quet
Julie Lynn 7 years ago
Yet Another ABSOLUTE Two Thumbs Up! To think of these type of things takes time, creativity, and a bit of cash!! Good for you!! I love it! :)
Deneille Smith 7 years ago
This is very common, I have known several people make something similar. One was just made with chew, ewww
#13
Shattering Dreams... One V-Day Coupon At A Time
#14
Valentines Day Card From A Student
Maggie Scarborough 7 years ago
Students who take time to send their teachers Valentine cards are so sweet!
#15
Valentine Gift From My Dad
Ehren Thomsen 7 years ago
I know that wasn't your intention, Neeraj, but that sounded... ominous.
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Nadine Ducca 7 years ago
I think that's the most sincere Valentine's Day card I've ever seen. *sniffle* *wipes away tear*
Elizabeth Lord Cary 7 years ago
My husband still buys his daughter Valentine's gifts even though she's engaged. His reason: "I'm making sure she has very high standards"
Julie Lynn 7 years ago
I'm feeling guilty. I must send my mom and dad something, today... before they beat me and send me something..tomorrow. Bye for now and thanks for the reminder!!! :D!
Crista Downey 7 years ago
LOL, I love it! My dad would have said something like that and would still keep doing it.
Sushi Smack 7 years ago
my dad says he will take me out to dinner because i dont need a boyfriend.
Jace 7 years ago
Hmmm... Maybe you should be the one making that decision on what you need in life...
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My Friend Makes Greetings Cards. I Asked Her To Make Me A Valentine For My GF To Let Her Know Exactly How I Feel. She Sent Me This
Lara B. 7 years ago
Maaaaan, judged on your comments, you are seriously lonely.
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I Bought My Wife A Dozen Roses For Valentine's Day, She Was Not Impressed
Sergio Bicerra Descalzi 7 years ago
Omg, i read "Small B***h" on the middle one (forgot my glasses)
Lianna Valdez 7 years ago
That's my type of Roses they never die and make you feel good inside.
Ema Počubayová 7 years ago
Well... In my country if there number od flowers can be easily dividendy by 2 (forgot english word) it's for dead
Hellysal 7 years ago
Same in Poland. I always laugh about it when I see someone in the movie buying even quantity of flowers : D You always should buy an odd number to make a bouquet. Even number you buy to put on a grave or generally in death-related situations.
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Deneille Smith 7 years ago
Let me guess, it was your favorite type of liquor that she doesn't drink??
#18
Any Plan For V-Day Yet?
Sarah White 7 years ago
well the character on the card (yuno gasai) is probably the most famous yandere so ya
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#19
I Hope My Wife Likes Her Valentine's Day Card
kkathleen517 7 years ago
No way! Your dead?! Really? What's it like on the other side man? I gotta know!
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Alright...what the hell is the deal with people saying "I'm so f*****g dead that's awesome". How about your such a dumbass, that's so awesome. What, did some " cool teenager like Justin Beaver start this stupid a*s trend of people saying their dead and their deceased because something is cool? What the hell people, just what the hell? Sorry, I feel better now.
Jace 7 years ago
You'd maybe have fewer typos if you had typed that in AFTER the freakout. And: I've never seen that phrase before this post, actually.
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Amy Rose 7 years ago
I did not get it either. I had to look it up in urban dictionary. Apparently this is a term that means a**l sex.
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#20
The Card My Biochemistry Majoring Boyfriend Gave Me For Valentine's Day
#21
Best Valentine Ever
#22
My Friend Made This For Her Husband
Valentina Toloy 7 years ago
"Tolerance" might not sound fun, sexy or romantic but truthfully is the key to any relationship.
Carmen Devore-Blakestad 7 years ago
HAHAHA! I need to do this for my hubster. He'd laugh his a*s off!
#23
My Roommate Made Breaking Bad Valentine's Cards
C.Marrero 7 years ago
A know a guy who knows guy whi said that he likes it to
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Julie Lynn 7 years ago
I am a sucker for creativity and this shines of it. I don't even watch the show but I do know, someone is trying to get your attention! You best pay attention... Not many would go to such extreme. I like it! Happy Valentine's Day!
#24
Boyfriend And I Got The Same Valentines Day Car For Each Other. The Inside Couldn't Be More Different Though
Analyn Lahr 7 years ago
Okay, serious question: why's it seem like guys are so interested in a**l? And I'm talking about guys in relationships with women.
Beth Arriaga 7 years ago
I think it's because A) it feels good so they enjoy it and since all sex 'feels good', the B) is that it is forbidden and 'naughty'. That my opinion anyway.
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#25
A Valentine's Package I Mailed To A Customer
Carrie Cutlip 7 years ago
Why not treat yourself, V-day is about love, why not show some love to yourself.
#26
Get Your Wife An 18 Carrot Necklace For V Day Next Year
Sarah Borden 7 years ago
If he can do this, and you can laugh at this, never let each other go. I'm so serious.
Carrie Cutlip 7 years ago
I would walk around chewing on the necklace, its a great snack on the go lol
JillVille Child Care 7 years ago
Look at her smile, she's totally loving the effort put into this! Big points for this hubby!
#27
Finally Picked Out My Valentines Day Card
Virgil Blue 7 years ago
Ok, just glad I was moment from taking a sip of coffee or I would have some cleaning to do.
#28
I Made This For My Wife. After Nearly 20 Years Valentines Are Hard
#29
Girlfriend Made Me A Vday Card
Cian Thomas McHugh 5 years ago
Soviet if the puns along the way aren't funny
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#30
She's A Keeper
Heather Johnson 7 years ago
It's okay that someone else did this higher up on the list but it's not okay that this person did it? Don't understand the downvotes for this yet another similar one had lots of upvotes.
Carol Williams 7 years ago
No wake me if you want to bang...that's all they really want
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#31
Was Looking For A Valentine's Day Card. Found The Perfect Card That Expressed My True Emotions
#32
My Fiancee Got Me An Early V Day Gift Representing Our "Strong And Dependable Relationship"
Marty BlackEagle-Carl 7 years ago
love how her smile continues into her eyes.
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#33
The Clever Valentine's Day Gift I Received From My Wife
Erin welch 7 years ago
NOW THUS ONE WAS KINDA CUTE! VENTINE MESSAGES DO NOT HAVE TO BE VULGAR TO BE FUN!
#34
My Wife's Valentine's Gift Just Arrived
Black Dahlia 7 years ago
The look on his face is orgasmic. That's what dolphins do, you know.
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#35
Valentine I Made My SO
#36
My Husband Gave Me An Early Valentine Gift
#37
My 5 Year Old Received This Valentine Today At School
Carrie Cutlip 7 years ago
only our adult minds would make it dirty, Kids with just see Bob the builder characters, but yeah it could have been worded differently.
#38
This Is What I Got For Valentines
#39
Made My Husband A Geeky Valentines Card (Top) And This Was His Response. He's A Keeper
#40
My Girlfriend Just Gave This To Me
Sergio Bicerra Descalzi 7 years ago
Arrested Developement, Michael Cera's character had a Banana Stand.
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Jace 7 years ago
Maybe her clitoris is large and currently engorged with blood.
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JillVille Child Care 7 years ago
When you've been with someone who gets you for 20 something years, the sex puns aren't really as bad as everyone is making them out to be. Sure maybe we've got sick senses of humour but without being able to laugh together, what's the point? There were many on this list that my husband would have appreciated from me and that I would have laughed at and appreciated from him. When you've got the right person, the punnier the jokes, the better.
Veronica Niechajczyk 7 years ago
So what we've learned from this is that men have one thing on their mind permanently. Sad.
makenzie stephenson 7 years ago
Yes i agree most of them about the same thing.
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Ella Greenman 4 years ago
Well some where sweet, and maybe its just me but isint there more to love than sex? I am aroase so I would not get it but still
mindful market 1 year ago
Greetings! These funny Valentine's Day gifts and cards add a playful twist to romance.
Mellisa Jose2 4 years ago
It's funny. here I suggest some funny gifts: Conversation heart bath bombs, A salami bouquet, wine bottle, condom.
JillVille Child Care 7 years ago
When you've been with someone who gets you for 20 something years, the sex puns aren't really as bad as everyone is making them out to be. Sure maybe we've got sick senses of humour but without being able to laugh together, what's the point? There were many on this list that my husband would have appreciated from me and that I would have laughed at and appreciated from him. When you've got the right person, the punnier the jokes, the better.
Veronica Niechajczyk 7 years ago
So what we've learned from this is that men have one thing on their mind permanently. Sad.
makenzie stephenson 7 years ago
Yes i agree most of them about the same thing.
Load More Replies... Ella Greenman 4 years ago
Well some where sweet, and maybe its just me but isint there more to love than sex? I am aroase so I would not get it but still
mindful market 1 year ago
Greetings! These funny Valentine's Day gifts and cards add a playful twist to romance.
Mellisa Jose2 4 years ago
It's funny. here I suggest some funny gifts: Conversation heart bath bombs, A salami bouquet, wine bottle, condom.
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