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I see great things in your future, pandas. The fact that you’re reading this article right now is a great sign. I see many laughs and good times ahead of you, and along with this good sign, I see plenty of useless, unsuccessful, and/or unpopular ones as well. But don’t worry, those aren’t metaphorical ones!

Below, we’ve gathered some of the most hilarious and confusing photos from two Facebook pages dedicated to, you guessed it, useless, unsuccessful and/or unpopular signs. From tragic spelling errors to signs that serve absolutely no purpose (other than to entertain us, of course), these signs have it all. Keep reading to also find interviews with Laura Carter Chagnon, one of the administrators of UNSUCCESSFUL, USELESS AND/or UNPOPULAR SIGNAGE, and Jerome Davis, one of the administrators of Useless, Unsuccessful, and/or Unpopular Signage. And don’t forget to upvote all of the signs that you think take the cake for being the most absurd!

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TheFox
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sounds like something a squirrel would yell.

Astrius
Community Member
2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Shhhh we’re trying to do something here

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𝓚𝓮𝓲𝓽𝓱
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2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It’s not funny - I’ve had to get lunch from the vending machine for the past three weeks…

Puddletown
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why is keith keeping his luch in the book retun? Maybe keith should bring less nuts for lunch

Mike Fitzpatrick
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or maybe cut out the peanut butter for a couple of weeks. Just a thought.

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Passerby
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is this from Obvious Plant? The green icon below does look a little like its logo, and the sign seems too insane to be real.

Echidna learns extreme ironing
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would definitely yell SQUIRREL just to see Keith run.

Cyber Returns
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It could be that the squirrel's name is Keith, and it thinks it's his lunch

Arky Gamalan
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Still stealing Keith's lunch, coz the squirrel told me so

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Signs are all around us. We use them to know which streets to turn onto while commuting to work, to know which restroom we prefer to use, to know whether or not we’re allowed to park somewhere, to know whether or not a business is open, and for countless other things. Signs are a vital way of conveying information. But when they’re done poorly, they can be extremely confusing, jarring, and/or unsettling. Somehow, there are plenty of useless, unsuccessful, and/or unpopular signs out there in the world, because these two Facebook groups, Useless, Unsuccessful, and/or Unpopular Signage and UNSUCCESSFUL, USELESS AND/or UNPOPULAR SIGNAGE, seem to have unlimited content.

Combined, the two pages under almost identical names have nearly 6,000 members, and receive hundreds of posts each month. They aren’t the first groups of their nature on Facebook, as we’ve covered a similar one on Bored Panda before, but just like the creators of these signs can’t seem to get enough of pumping out pointless signage, the internet can’t seem to get its fill of these UUU signs. Anything from misspellings that lead to hilarious confusion to contradictory signs being placed in the same location can be found on this list, but at least these signs can serve one purpose well: entertainment. 

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    Cactus
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “It went to a better place…”

    Andy Frobig
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A farm in the country where it can run & play with all the other trucks?

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    Your Local Forza Enthusiast
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Completely unrelated, but I hear that old trucks are mysteriously turning into boats after the Frieghtliner crew fixes them up. Of course, this is just a rumor, as the crew says "What truck? I didn't see a truck."

    Limeydragon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Sorry ma'am/sir u never called us"

    Trisec Tebeakesse
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My company has had a vehicle at Freightliner for over three years, waiting for a repair. They'd actually be doing us a favor if they did this.

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    Dave Nalesnik
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is now the official title of my imaginary autobiography 😃

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    StrangeOne
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would be very disappointed going in and not seeing sandwiches dancing on that bar.

    Joeshar
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The more cocktails you drink, the more chance to see

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    Rick
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw a sign in my city that was in vertical format like this with the same font that said Starbucks, dirvethrough, dentist. Must be for people in a big hurry.

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I can’t stop picturing little sandwiches with top hats and canes

    Arky Gamalan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeap too long in the bar and too much cocktails, you'll see sandwiches start dancing

    Mr.G86
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dancing sandwiches, huh? Is there a "club" membership for this?

    Lyone Fein
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dancing sandwiches seems like a surefire crowd draw.

    A.Ham
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love when my sandwiches start dancing

    Mel G
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Signs found only in Montana

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, it's a bar AND you have cocktails? Amazing. Must be a fancy area if you have to distinguish yourself from the other bars around who have alcohol but your only choices are a beer or a whiskey neat.

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    To gain more insight into how one of these groups, UNSUCCESSFUL, USELESS AND/or UNPOPULAR SIGNAGE, came to be in the first place, we got in touch with one of the page’s administrators, Laura Carter Chagnon, who was kind enough to have a chat with Bored Panda. “My husband Stephan is a photographer and has a great sense of humor, so he decided to put together this group,” she shared. “It has been fun to watch it grow, especially when new people find new and crazy signs to share.”

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    And when it comes to why people love these signs so much, Laura says, “I think people love to see these signs because they are actually out there in the world, either by someone’s mistake or miswording of something. Which is something that happens to everyone so we can easily relate.” She added that the group’s members are quite active, as well as her and her husband, so when they have free time to spend in the group, they get to interact with many different people. “We chose this group because it wasn’t specific to anyone and has such a broad spectrum it could literally touch anyone’s lives and help bring us all a little closer together,” Laura shared.

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    Moezzzz
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, I'm a ghost now, but can't get a ghost license without my death certificate....

    fair_weather_rose
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a vampir- i mean perfectly normal human! I did technically die several hundred years ago, but it's quite difficult to get around among the undead when some of them think you're still human..

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    MacFrog
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK, so the "Myself" button is clearly grayed out. That means some programmer actually thought that this didn't make sense. But why they then didn't skip the first question altogether is beyond me...

    AlexJ
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's because the "Someone else" might have other options as Father, Mother, Spouse, Someone else...

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    Puddletown
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I chcked my death clock and would like to pre order my death certificate please sir

    AlexJ
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At that point, it's called a reservation.

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    Astrius
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, there needs to be something for us death fakers.

    Arky Gamalan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Death certificate for what? Applying job in after life?

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    Covid Pan Demic
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is this Useless/Unsuccessful, makes perfect sense

    The Original Bruno
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who wants to work at a restaurant without dancing sandwiches?

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    Bookworm
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is perfect, actually. Totally gets the point across. "Do YOU want to work here? No? Then don't get mad at the people who are doing their best to help you."

    StrangeOne
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But it's got a point. Same thing I think of when people at my work b***h about the prices. Like, come work for us and enjoy a 50% discount.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're short-staffed because your workers ran out of patience - with low wages and lousy working conditions.

    Keisha Washington
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll complain, then I'll get a job to work there all so I can complain to myself. About how slow the customers are

    S
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bc they are still rude and impatient and talk c**p and definitely aren't going to apply!

    Klondike Penguin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly! If you want the food quicker and don’t feel like “wasting your time in having to wait 30 minutes for someone to come help,” make it your damn self! Fill that application!

    Taryn Bailey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is an AWESOME idea. If we still had the little slips with the website for the online application, I would so stick a bunch in my pocket for the people that get all s***** about how short staffed we are.

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    Ali H M Salehuddin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, if you cut them up in two, wouldn't their number doubled?

    Zia Barrett
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a political art piece: https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/cut-homeless-people-in-half/

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I knew it had to be a fake because it implied that the Tory leadership cared about homeless people.

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    Willow
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    British conservatives - they may mean it literally

    Mike Y
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A bit grisly, if you ask me.....

    VonBlade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Vote Tory for a Third Glorious Decade of total law enforcement.

    Ren Karlej
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Be a Government Informer. Betray Your Family & Friends. Fabulous Prizes to be Won" - Ah, I do love Red Dwarf!

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    YA NA
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Knowing the Tories, it wouldn't surprise me

    JoJo Anisko
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Inspiration: A Modest Proposal by Jonathan Swift.

    Seabeast
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or that biblical story about King Solomon suggesting the baby be cut in half.

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    Laura was also kind enough to share about some of her and Stephan’s favorite UUU signs. “My favorite sign is one we found on a trip to New Brunswick at the Bay of Fundy. It’s the one where they have a diagram on the bathroom door showing how to sit on the toilet properly. The picture shows one diagram where the figure is squatting on the rim of the seat with their feet. It makes me wonder how they came up with that and how much they enjoyed making people laugh,” she told Bored Panda. “My husband's favorites are the ones lacking punctuation or that have a typo that changes the entire meaning of the sentence.” They’re constantly finding new great (or not so great) signs though, as Laura added that they’re always on the lookout. 

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    TheFox
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Besides the hanging family, the body standards for women are getting insane...one centered leg? Really society?

    RagDollLali
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not to mention she has no neck. Is this what all of us necked women have to compete with now?

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    Jake B
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that a martini glass in the middle of the cross with a swoosh?

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s the bowl of Hygieia. Hygieia was a Greek goddess of health and this was her symbol, which is now associated with pharmacies.

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    glowworm2
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eh, they’re just hanging out!

    Michael D Bresnahan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm seeing a martini glass with a lemon twist above the hanged family.

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s supposed to be the bowl of Hygieia, the Greek goddess of health.The “lemon” is actually a snake.

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    ThatRandomGuy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well...that brings new meaning to hanging out with the family

    Norman Beattie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would guess this is the "Lynch Medical Care Center"

    Id row
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eek, reminds me of that movie Sinister.

    Tim
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From what I hear Canada will euthanize you if your medical care is too expensive.

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    Karen Tyas
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone absolutely learned how to have fun at their work

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    glowworm2
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pick Me Ups, but I like it this way better!

    Covid Pan Demic
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean... do we KNOW what was under there.

    Diolla
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't! I honestly thought it said F**k me ups.

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    Son of Philosoraptor
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the old days in the comics, you couldn't write the word FLICK. The ink would bleed a little...

    Lewis Fisher Wells
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    these biscuits know how to have a good time

    Limeydragon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Soo this is how people ask each other out these days is it

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    Stardust she/her
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here’s a joke I know about a dog. A dog sees a poster that advertises a job listing. The qualifications are “must be able to operate a computer, must be able to code, must be bilingual. We are an equal opportunity employer”. After seeing this, the dog goes to the head office and asks for the job. The employer says that he can’t hire a dog when the dog pointed to the lines on the poster that said “we are an equal opportunity employer”. The man sighs and asks, “can you operate a ccomputer?” The dog turns one on. “Can you code?” The dog develops a perfect and smoothly running website in under 20 minutes. “Well you’re good but there’s no way you’re bilingual.” The dog looks at the man straight in the eys and says, “meow”

    Covid Pan Demic
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't worry, my dog is a lawyer

    Echidna learns extreme ironing
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I'm wondering what my dogs career path would be..... stealer of sausages.... chaser of rabbits.....

    Lauren S
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe loyal companion? Family floof snuggler?

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    Your Local Forza Enthusiast
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The world needs more dog landscapers. There's one near my neighborhood. Super friendly. Loves belly rubbes and gets paid in bones and meat chews. However, he does great work and trims bushes like no one else. His name is Bones Barker-Ruffan. Look him up. Really good landscaper.

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not that the dog isn't allowed to be a landscaper. They just want to encourage it to pursue loftier careers.

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    We were also lucky enough to get in touch with Jerome Davis, one of the administrators of Useless, Unsuccessful, and/or Unpopular Signage, to hear how his group got started, and he was kind enough to answer our questions. “UUUs got started, honestly, after another group got a little too pushy and was kicking people out for silly reasons, and sometimes for no reason at all,” he told Bored Panda.

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    We then asked Jerome why he thinks people love these UUU signs so much. “Many just think it’s funny to see how laziness and carelessness becomes immortalized in signage!” he shared.

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    RagDollLali
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't say they didn't warn you...

    Keisha Washington
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eat there and you will die and that's no lie

    Kristoffer Allen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As Mrs Jackson would say... I don't like no nasty car, I don't like a nasty food.

    Limeydragon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Definitely going their next time I eat out

    Astrius
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oy, i ate some nasty buffet

    Shaunn Munn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aaaaaand we just keep driving.

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    Elizabeth Tayler
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think that word means what you think it means.

    The Hills Are Alive In Westmoreland
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds of a flyer for a fish fry I got with the pic of a goat on it.

    ThatRandomGuy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean sea pigs exist, they just don't look like how you would think they look

    Cydney Golden
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they can fly, they can also live in the ocean.

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    TheFox
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    McCrispy is medium rare...a few steps before McAsh

    FourTrenchcoatsInaTrenchcoat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your dearly deceased are now our yeast! Try our new sourdough buns!!

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    Shyla Bouche
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My understanding is that McDonald's has agreed to either move the sign or advertise a different sandwich. Maybe a dancing one?

    lottie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is my local crematorium in Cornwall. They've now changed the sign to a 'Get your locals pass for £5' (referring to a local gallery)- not much better really! Screenshot...25-png.jpg Screenshot-2023-02-19-123201-PM-63f216f53ba25-png.jpg

    StrangeOne
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw this on Facebook and laughed so hard at work when I saw this. Reminds me of The Simple Life. Just seems like something Paris and Nicole would have thought up. XD XD They totally need to leave up that sign. That would lighten me up on the way to a funeral. Imagine a mortician asking a family "How would you like your late loved one? Crispy or grilled?"

    Ziggyc
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Dad was cremated recently and I laughed so much about this sign,he would of too.I wish they would leave it up

    Arky Gamalan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah.. Ronald change the meat now

    Solidhog
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Burger King missed an opportunity to advertise "Flame Grilled."

    Mark Mark
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They had to take this down, people ACTUALLY moaned about it.

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    And when asked about his community, Jerome told Bored Panda, “We’re a friendly group managed by a handful of friends. We don’t do the hateful stuff and try hard not to ‘ban hammer’ if we can help it. Most are fairly active with membership from across the globe.”

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    The administrator also shared what his personal favorite UUU signs are. “Stupid road signs and shop signs are hands down the best!” he told Bored Panda. And finally, Jerome noted that he’s always on the lookout for new signs to share with the group as well. “All the time! It’s a challenge to find new ones.”

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    Covid Pan Demic
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For when you can't pay for a proper funeral

    Marcellus II
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or you can, but the game is on in an hour and you've already laid out the snacks.

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    Hippopotamuses
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love the Furnace Road touch. Beats crematorium hands down!

    Andy Frobig
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's just the deliveries dock at Soylent Inc.

    The Captain
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The address pushed it over the edge. Almost laughed myself into an asthma attack.

    Charity Angel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It it wrong that I'm glad to hear that? Only because it means I'm not all that weird with my dubious superpower after all. Before now, I've never heard of anyone else who can do it.

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    Auntie Bear
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Finally! The lake is almost full and I'm running out of area rugs.

    Tyler
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "County of Fairfax"? I wonder if thats the same one that I live in!

    Sandra Llewelyn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And so we start to get Soylent Green

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    TheFox
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I certainly would watch my steps if someone in a wheelchair did parkour on them.

    Kurichfield
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd whip out my phone and start recording!

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    Mark Wilson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone else hearing the sound effects

    Limeydragon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Umm I can't really step...... soo

    beautiful plumage
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    don't you give up, wheelchair man. you're nearly there.

    Thomas Ewing
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't go down steps backward in a wheelchair!

    Nonna_SoF
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's one of those stair climbing wheelchairs. Yes that's a thing, no they don't look like that.

    Keisha Washington
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think they tried that already hence the wheelchair.

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    HelluvaHedgehogAlien
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is about time someone took care of these onion ninjas lurking around posts of cute pets

    Limeydragon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *gasp the onion ninjas have come again!

    Jake Lewis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Predial emergency services before eating this sandwich

    ZuriLovesYou
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Throw those onions back in the slammer!

    Kayla Ankar
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder what the onion relish did

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    In a previous Bored Panda article, we reached out to Tim Harrelson, CEO of the South Carolina based company The Sign Chef, to hear more about the importance of great signage. “Between the physical world and the online world, the competition for attention is at an all time high,” Tim shared. “Simultaneously, attention spans seem to be at an all time low. Our senses are constantly being bombarded! Moving forward, organizations need to be strategic in how the content is displayed on their signs.”

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    Bonesko
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd comment but I'm only month 2 into rinsing my hair

    Shyla Bouche
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's an awfully long rinse cycle.

    HelluvaHedgehogAlien
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is this so funny damn I can’t stop snorting

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My teenage grandson in the shower when other people are waiting for the bathroom.

    Snowbyrd23
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    2% shampoo. What's the other 98%??

    SuperChicken
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's something that needs to be washed for 3 months.

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    Zia Barrett
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Error by the pharmacy? That is medicated shampoo and that paper looks related to a prescription. Not really a sign.

    Robert T
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what it feels like when you are waiting for your other half to finish washing her hair so that you can go out!

    Beeps
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ain’t nobody got time for that!!!

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    Ba-Na-Na
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’d curl up in the fetal position and cry. It would take lots of ice cream to make it better

    Hippopotamuses
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hopefully, whoever took the picture notified the local fire brigade. This could stop being funny really quickly.

    Daniel Atkins
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This door does not identify as an exit.

    Id row
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jeez, my brain would be trying to divide by zero here. I'd end up just staring at both signs for a good 20 minutes before I rebooted.

    Pieter LeGrande
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Intended to stop The Auditors in their tracks. (Apologies to Terry Pratchett)

    Limeydragon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are giving each other looks

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    Hippopotamuses
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You really have hoped that someone would have noticed the mistake before the sign was put up. Wouldn’t you?

    Thomas
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then they mess up patient's/patience as well.

    Id row
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd present them with this fortune I got as my proof of impatience. stupid-for...485c62.jpg stupid-fortune-cookie-2-63f2a29485c62.jpg

    Mickysixxx
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bunch of blokes sitting in their cars, engines running with the occasional beep

    I just work here
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, I need to know how many people checked this and how it was approved prior to being put up..

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    “Once the distance is measured, a Letter Sizing Calculator can be used to scientifically determine the very best letter sizes,” he continued. “As an example, what is the best letter size if the viewing distance is 110 feet? When you type 110 feet into the calculator, you’ll instantly see 22 inches is recommended for maximum impact - easy.”

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    Passerby
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remember: tongue only, no teeth, unless you're into that.

    Hippopotamuses
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can’t… bubugh…buhgk….bugrrgh…. reach. Can I use tongs, just this once?

    HelluvaHedgehogAlien
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m gonna try it. Call the ambulance for me if I’m not back in five minutes

    RagDollLali
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somewhere out there someone is getting their tongue stuck in the grill rollers right now...

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    Ali H M Salehuddin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How many of you flipped your screen to confirm your hunch of what it is supposed to mean? I know I did.

    Little L
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But... it's on No so it wouldn't be weird if it's on Off?

    Robert T
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have that exact same toggle switch for the indicators on my classic, except that the centre portion of the label plate says OFF either side of the switch. OFF has a black background. Methinks this is a three-position switch and that the OFF on the temperature control is separate.

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    Janeybent42
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just a giant platter of prunes..

    JoJo Anisko
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your comment made me take another look at the picture...😲

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    Daniel Atkins
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The things you have to do to keep from being sued by the NFL.

    Mistiekim
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They could’ve used “Super Bowl* Party Platters!! *Super Bowl officially licensed by the NFL, all rights reserved.” but that would’ve bumped the phone number. This was the better way to go.

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    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sports + Colon cleansing = FUN!

    ShutUpAboutYourDiet
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gene Belcher grew up and started a business! Good for him

    Mel G
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like the food is kinda s****y lol

    Tyler
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had to read this several times to figure out what was wrong

    Justin Thyme
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well THAt aint trademarked yet.....

    Ruben Sanchez Gonzalez
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure the super bowel party will be at full swing after the game and all that food

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    And when it comes to the sign Tim is most proud of his company creating, he shared with Bored Panda, “We recently created the World’s Largest Dibond Sign Display for Mahopac High School in New York.” In his email to me, Tim attached a photo of the impressive sign that looks easily over 15 feet tall, featuring the school’s logo of a massive M with an arrow across it. He also added a beautiful retro, flashing neon sign to go on Route 66 advertising Eufloria dispensary in Oklahoma.  

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    Mistiekim
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess that church has become a used soul lot

    Billy Harrelson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Crazy Inflatable Flappy Armed Man's Catholic cousin.

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That time the Holy See was being fumigated so they all had to move to a warehouse in an industrial park and needed a way to let folks know where they were temporarily.

    Kraneia The Dancing Dryad
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this where you can buy a Popemobile and get it serviced??

    MandaPanda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously, don’t though 😆

    fs
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Atheist here, dressing up for church after reading "donut is in".

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    juice
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ah yes, educatton begtns here

    Mistiekim
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m more concerned that there are only 8 left and it is in 20+ people’s carts.

    Stardust she/her
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The begtnning of the end of spelling

    Karen Tyas
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Educattón is French for Smart Cat. It’s a dialect of French only spoken in 1 family…

    Jake Lewis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife's weird pig placard hanging in the dining room suddenly looks a little better.

    StrangeOne
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lets keep scrabble to the scrabble board, shall we.

    Narwhal Blast
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is revenge from the Chinese people for all those s****y tattoos people that don't speak the language get

    Gabriella Wooten
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel bad for the 20+ people who have it in their carts…

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    Theoretical Empiricist
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Special kind of clover...makes you see leprechauns.

    Dave Nalesnik
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gives “Pot of gold” a whole new meaning 🤔

    Kraneia The Dancing Dryad
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're supposed to wear green. No one said it HAD to be shamrocks 😁

    Joshua David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Im confused. If the price says $.99, why is it also $1.49? Clearly the seller was as hi while packing.

    Limeydragon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um mom I don't see the shamrocks

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TFW you finally catch a leprechaun but his pot isn't one of gold.

    AnneFromAccounting
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's gonna be a really, really good St. Patrick's day.

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    It’s a bit embarrassing that humans have had such a hard time mastering the art of signs, because according to Pyramid Visuals in the UK, signs have been in use since the Paleolithic Age, around 18,000 BC. Apparently, back then, signs were not only used to communicate, but were even ritualistic and spiritual, filled with nature symbolism. “The word ‘sign’ derives from the ancient Latin ‘signum’ and it means mark or token,” Pyramid Visuals explains on their site. “The Romans were the first to recognize how valuable signs are and they introduced the first road sign system to indicate distances and direction.” 

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    Covid Pan Demic
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, just seeing a clearance sticker already means I'm probably buying it

    RomanceRadish
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good point. I can pick those out an aisle away. Was easier when they were redish/orangeish, though, compared to the yellow & white. It's like an I Spy game.

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    StrangeOne
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw something similar at Safeway recently. Something was priced at $18.99 and then scratched out and a sale sign saying $18.99. Yeah uh huh.

    Rahim Carlock
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wish I'd had my phone the other day when the reduced price was twice the original.

    Puddletown
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just place a cleara ce sticker on it and someone will buy it, watch

    Jane Alexander
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sign in a market; plant 5.99, elsewhere $4.99. Yes they really did!

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    Cactus
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Passive-aggressive much?

    Shyla Bouche
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay fine. Just this once. *sticks her head in the cup and laps up the coffee*

    Your Local Forza Enthusiast
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will so no such thing! I will continue to drink from my hands or a plate if I so choose to do so.

    Ruben Sanchez Gonzalez
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We're tired of you drinking directly from the faucet

    Ray Davis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd like two hands full, please.

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    Seabeast
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your choice of syphilis or chlamydia!

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    PSA: You can get VD even without coming so be careful and use protection.

    Kitty 🥀
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Crosses hands over crotch and slowly backs away.*

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    Are you starting to believe in signs, pandas? The good, the bad, and the extremely pointless? We hope you’re enjoying these bizarre and unpopular signs; perhaps you’re even feeling inspired to start snapping pics of the weird signs you encounter out in the world too! Keep upvoting the pics that you’d like everyone else to see, and then if you’re interested in checking out even more useless, unsuccessful and unpopular signs, you can find Bored Panda’s last article on the same topic right here!     

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    Mad Dragon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not a good time to be in a ballon drifting anywhere over the US!

    Karen Tyas
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do I need more context or is it the randomness that’s the point?

    Goat express
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it was because the government was shooting down balloons recently

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    featherytoad
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn't have got it if I hadn't read Mad Dragon's comment.

    Keisha Washington
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cancelled until you bury the dead and restock the balloon inventory.

    Heather Talma
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one just seems normal to me?

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    #29

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    Covid Pan Demic
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey drugs, "Super Cellar Door Value"

    Strahd Ivarius
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should have been: "Children, don't buy drugs. Become a rockstar..."

    Hippopotamuses
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What’s this panel from. A casino, a rocket, a brothel? I’d really like some context.

    Marcellus II
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My guess is a pinball machine. In the US they have anti-drug messages since the 80s. Why the pinball and not the bowling or vending machine or jukebox you ask? Because, reasons.

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    Two_rolling_black_eyes
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was a great pinball machine. Even better when you were high.

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What should we say to them?

    Marcellus II
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you very much. Could I have some more?

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    ISeeWendiGo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... while raising your glass!🍾🥂

    Little L
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I tried to talk to them but they never respond

    beautiful plumage
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ok. hey, drugs: "super cellar door value! upper jets on? score 500k, if you know what i mean..."

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    v
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the epley maneuver. It's a treatment for positional vertigo.

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    Karen Tyas
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Instructions unclear, I’ve killed a man and propped him up, now what?

    Ali H M Salehuddin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ask him to fill up his "Online Death Certificate Request".

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    Alex Boyd
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I recognize this! It's the Eppley Maneuver, a treatment for episodes of benign positional vertigo. Basically, if the balance mechanism in your inner ear gets stuck, moving your head in this sequence of movements will (usually) reset it. You can do it yourself, though, so I'm not sure why the second guy is in the pictures. Or why they decided to illustrate it with two blurry silhouettes.

    Little L
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've had it like three times, it's like the worst thing I've ever experienced. It feels like you're falling down from a plane. And no, I couldn't do the maneuver myself because I couldn't move at all.

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    Stardust she/her
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is this? A porn? A fight? A chiropractor? So many questions

    Ali Corbin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like an illustration of the Epley maneuver, which alleviates a sort of vertigo caused by crystals in your ear that are out of place.

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    Blackheart
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could be a chiropractor or realigning ear crystals.

    DAN COOK
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's trying to show the correct way to snap someone's neck lol

    Ed Walker
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Epley manoeuvre https://www.racgp.org.au/clinical-resources/clinical-guidelines/handi/handi-interventions/procedures/the-epley-manoeuvre-vertigo

    QueenJB
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like epley maneuver. No idea what that is but everyone else is saying it and I felt left out

    Heather Talma
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is this the print quality of a school worksheet

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    Steal
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was $20 and now the price dropped to $19.98? Wow, how kind of them to drop the price so much. 😑

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    StrangeOne
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obviously English is not their mother tongue. Not really funny or weird. At least they tried and made it understandable. That's actually impressive.

    Tambot
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Makes me feel a bit sad, I agree strangeOne, it is impressive.

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spell-check also unavailable.

    MandaPanda
    Community Member
    2 years ago

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    Signs of a stroke

    Sanchi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A non-native speaker is attempting to write in English. It’s even impressive that we understand them. No need to be rude

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    Dragons Exist
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    2 years ago

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    It's Spangonsence (Spanish + English + Nonsense)

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    #33

    Useless-Unsuccessful-Unpopular-Signage

    Useless, Unsuccessful, and/or Unpopular Signage Report

    StrangeOne
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meh. A minor typo but the typo is not an actual word.

    Vix Spiderthrust
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    2 years ago

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    Lends credence to David Mitchell's theory that signmakers charge extra for spellchecking

    Damon
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    2 years ago

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    David Mitchell probably knew about Jimmy Savile.

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