I see great things in your future, pandas. The fact that you’re reading this article right now is a great sign. I see many laughs and good times ahead of you, and along with this good sign, I see plenty of useless, unsuccessful, and/or unpopular ones as well. But don’t worry, those aren’t metaphorical ones!
Below, we’ve gathered some of the most hilarious and confusing photos from two Facebook pages dedicated to, you guessed it, useless, unsuccessful and/or unpopular signs. From tragic spelling errors to signs that serve absolutely no purpose (other than to entertain us, of course), these signs have it all. Keep reading to also find interviews with Laura Carter Chagnon, one of the administrators of UNSUCCESSFUL, USELESS AND/or UNPOPULAR SIGNAGE, and Jerome Davis, one of the administrators of Useless, Unsuccessful, and/or Unpopular Signage. And don’t forget to upvote all of the signs that you think take the cake for being the most absurd!
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It’s not funny - I’ve had to get lunch from the vending machine for the past three weeks…
Why is keith keeping his luch in the book retun? Maybe keith should bring less nuts for lunch
Or maybe cut out the peanut butter for a couple of weeks. Just a thought.
Load More Replies...Is this from Obvious Plant? The green icon below does look a little like its logo, and the sign seems too insane to be real.
I would definitely yell SQUIRREL just to see Keith run.
It could be that the squirrel's name is Keith, and it thinks it's his lunch
Signs are all around us. We use them to know which streets to turn onto while commuting to work, to know which restroom we prefer to use, to know whether or not we’re allowed to park somewhere, to know whether or not a business is open, and for countless other things. Signs are a vital way of conveying information. But when they’re done poorly, they can be extremely confusing, jarring, and/or unsettling. Somehow, there are plenty of useless, unsuccessful, and/or unpopular signs out there in the world, because these two Facebook groups, Useless, Unsuccessful, and/or Unpopular Signage and UNSUCCESSFUL, USELESS AND/or UNPOPULAR SIGNAGE, seem to have unlimited content.
Combined, the two pages under almost identical names have nearly 6,000 members, and receive hundreds of posts each month. They aren’t the first groups of their nature on Facebook, as we’ve covered a similar one on Bored Panda before, but just like the creators of these signs can’t seem to get enough of pumping out pointless signage, the internet can’t seem to get its fill of these UUU signs. Anything from misspellings that lead to hilarious confusion to contradictory signs being placed in the same location can be found on this list, but at least these signs can serve one purpose well: entertainment.
A farm in the country where it can run & play with all the other trucks?
Load More Replies...Completely unrelated, but I hear that old trucks are mysteriously turning into boats after the Frieghtliner crew fixes them up. Of course, this is just a rumor, as the crew says "What truck? I didn't see a truck."
My company has had a vehicle at Freightliner for over three years, waiting for a repair. They'd actually be doing us a favor if they did this.
That is now the official title of my imaginary autobiography 😃
Load More Replies...I would be very disappointed going in and not seeing sandwiches dancing on that bar.
Yeap too long in the bar and too much cocktails, you'll see sandwiches start dancing
To gain more insight into how one of these groups, UNSUCCESSFUL, USELESS AND/or UNPOPULAR SIGNAGE, came to be in the first place, we got in touch with one of the page’s administrators, Laura Carter Chagnon, who was kind enough to have a chat with Bored Panda. “My husband Stephan is a photographer and has a great sense of humor, so he decided to put together this group,” she shared. “It has been fun to watch it grow, especially when new people find new and crazy signs to share.”
And when it comes to why people love these signs so much, Laura says, “I think people love to see these signs because they are actually out there in the world, either by someone’s mistake or miswording of something. Which is something that happens to everyone so we can easily relate.” She added that the group’s members are quite active, as well as her and her husband, so when they have free time to spend in the group, they get to interact with many different people. “We chose this group because it wasn’t specific to anyone and has such a broad spectrum it could literally touch anyone’s lives and help bring us all a little closer together,” Laura shared.
Yes, I'm a ghost now, but can't get a ghost license without my death certificate....
As a vampir- i mean perfectly normal human! I did technically die several hundred years ago, but it's quite difficult to get around among the undead when some of them think you're still human..
Load More Replies...OK, so the "Myself" button is clearly grayed out. That means some programmer actually thought that this didn't make sense. But why they then didn't skip the first question altogether is beyond me...
It's because the "Someone else" might have other options as Father, Mother, Spouse, Someone else...
Load More Replies...I chcked my death clock and would like to pre order my death certificate please sir
Who wants to work at a restaurant without dancing sandwiches?
Load More Replies...But it's got a point. Same thing I think of when people at my work b***h about the prices. Like, come work for us and enjoy a 50% discount.
You're short-staffed because your workers ran out of patience - with low wages and lousy working conditions.
I'll complain, then I'll get a job to work there all so I can complain to myself. About how slow the customers are
Exactly! If you want the food quicker and don’t feel like “wasting your time in having to wait 30 minutes for someone to come help,” make it your damn self! Fill that application!
That is an AWESOME idea. If we still had the little slips with the website for the online application, I would so stick a bunch in my pocket for the people that get all s***** about how short staffed we are.
Well, if you cut them up in two, wouldn't their number doubled?
This is a political art piece: https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/cut-homeless-people-in-half/
I knew it had to be a fake because it implied that the Tory leadership cared about homeless people.
Load More Replies..."Be a Government Informer. Betray Your Family & Friends. Fabulous Prizes to be Won" - Ah, I do love Red Dwarf!
Load More Replies...Or that biblical story about King Solomon suggesting the baby be cut in half.
Load More Replies...Laura was also kind enough to share about some of her and Stephan’s favorite UUU signs. “My favorite sign is one we found on a trip to New Brunswick at the Bay of Fundy. It’s the one where they have a diagram on the bathroom door showing how to sit on the toilet properly. The picture shows one diagram where the figure is squatting on the rim of the seat with their feet. It makes me wonder how they came up with that and how much they enjoyed making people laugh,” she told Bored Panda. “My husband's favorites are the ones lacking punctuation or that have a typo that changes the entire meaning of the sentence.” They’re constantly finding new great (or not so great) signs though, as Laura added that they’re always on the lookout.
Besides the hanging family, the body standards for women are getting insane...one centered leg? Really society?
Not to mention she has no neck. Is this what all of us necked women have to compete with now?
Load More Replies...It’s the bowl of Hygieia. Hygieia was a Greek goddess of health and this was her symbol, which is now associated with pharmacies.
Load More Replies...I'm seeing a martini glass with a lemon twist above the hanged family.
It’s supposed to be the bowl of Hygieia, the Greek goddess of health.The “lemon” is actually a snake.
Load More Replies...Someone absolutely learned how to have fun at their work
Load More Replies...In the old days in the comics, you couldn't write the word FLICK. The ink would bleed a little...
Here’s a joke I know about a dog. A dog sees a poster that advertises a job listing. The qualifications are “must be able to operate a computer, must be able to code, must be bilingual. We are an equal opportunity employer”. After seeing this, the dog goes to the head office and asks for the job. The employer says that he can’t hire a dog when the dog pointed to the lines on the poster that said “we are an equal opportunity employer”. The man sighs and asks, “can you operate a ccomputer?” The dog turns one on. “Can you code?” The dog develops a perfect and smoothly running website in under 20 minutes. “Well you’re good but there’s no way you’re bilingual.” The dog looks at the man straight in the eys and says, “meow”
Now I'm wondering what my dogs career path would be..... stealer of sausages.... chaser of rabbits.....
The world needs more dog landscapers. There's one near my neighborhood. Super friendly. Loves belly rubbes and gets paid in bones and meat chews. However, he does great work and trims bushes like no one else. His name is Bones Barker-Ruffan. Look him up. Really good landscaper.
We were also lucky enough to get in touch with Jerome Davis, one of the administrators of Useless, Unsuccessful, and/or Unpopular Signage, to hear how his group got started, and he was kind enough to answer our questions. “UUUs got started, honestly, after another group got a little too pushy and was kicking people out for silly reasons, and sometimes for no reason at all,” he told Bored Panda.
We then asked Jerome why he thinks people love these UUU signs so much. “Many just think it’s funny to see how laziness and carelessness becomes immortalized in signage!” he shared.
As Mrs Jackson would say... I don't like no nasty car, I don't like a nasty food.
Oh no! Waddles will be scared for life.
Load More Replies...This reminds of a flyer for a fish fry I got with the pic of a goat on it.
I mean sea pigs exist, they just don't look like how you would think they look
Your dearly deceased are now our yeast! Try our new sourdough buns!!
Load More Replies...My understanding is that McDonald's has agreed to either move the sign or advertise a different sandwich. Maybe a dancing one?
This is my local crematorium in Cornwall. They've now changed the sign to a 'Get your locals pass for £5' (referring to a local gallery)- not much better really! Screenshot...25-png.jpg
I saw this on Facebook and laughed so hard at work when I saw this. Reminds me of The Simple Life. Just seems like something Paris and Nicole would have thought up. XD XD They totally need to leave up that sign. That would lighten me up on the way to a funeral. Imagine a mortician asking a family "How would you like your late loved one? Crispy or grilled?"
And when asked about his community, Jerome told Bored Panda, “We’re a friendly group managed by a handful of friends. We don’t do the hateful stuff and try hard not to ‘ban hammer’ if we can help it. Most are fairly active with membership from across the globe.”
The administrator also shared what his personal favorite UUU signs are. “Stupid road signs and shop signs are hands down the best!” he told Bored Panda. And finally, Jerome noted that he’s always on the lookout for new signs to share with the group as well. “All the time! It’s a challenge to find new ones.”
Or you can, but the game is on in an hour and you've already laid out the snacks.
Load More Replies...Love the Furnace Road touch. Beats crematorium hands down!
The address pushed it over the edge. Almost laughed myself into an asthma attack.
It it wrong that I'm glad to hear that? Only because it means I'm not all that weird with my dubious superpower after all. Before now, I've never heard of anyone else who can do it.
Load More Replies...I certainly would watch my steps if someone in a wheelchair did parkour on them.
It is about time someone took care of these onion ninjas lurking around posts of cute pets
In a previous Bored Panda article, we reached out to Tim Harrelson, CEO of the South Carolina based company The Sign Chef, to hear more about the importance of great signage. “Between the physical world and the online world, the competition for attention is at an all time high,” Tim shared. “Simultaneously, attention spans seem to be at an all time low. Our senses are constantly being bombarded! Moving forward, organizations need to be strategic in how the content is displayed on their signs.”
The CEO also shared a bit about how the process of designing signs goes for him and his team. “Most graphic designers start with the size of the sign - then the lettering & graphics are added. Think backwards," Tim previously told Bored Panda. "A more strategic approach can be taken by having the design reverse engineered for maximum impact. This design strategy starts with the viewing distance. How far away does your target audience need to be able to read the sign?”
It's something that needs to be washed for 3 months.
Load More Replies...Error by the pharmacy? That is medicated shampoo and that paper looks related to a prescription. Not really a sign.
I’d curl up in the fetal position and cry. It would take lots of ice cream to make it better
Hopefully, whoever took the picture notified the local fire brigade. This could stop being funny really quickly.
Intended to stop The Auditors in their tracks. (Apologies to Terry Pratchett)
You really have hoped that someone would have noticed the mistake before the sign was put up. Wouldn’t you?
Where having a vehicle towed takes a toll on patience
I'd present them with this fortune I got as my proof of impatience. stupid-for...485c62.jpg
Bunch of blokes sitting in their cars, engines running with the occasional beep
Wow, I need to know how many people checked this and how it was approved prior to being put up..
“Once the distance is measured, a Letter Sizing Calculator can be used to scientifically determine the very best letter sizes,” he continued. “As an example, what is the best letter size if the viewing distance is 110 feet? When you type 110 feet into the calculator, you’ll instantly see 22 inches is recommended for maximum impact - easy.”
According to the Sign Chef himself, the most important factor to consider when designing a sign is the legibility of the message itself. “Of equal importance is the message itself,” he added. “What is the core message people need to grasp in an instant?”
Can’t… bubugh…buhgk….bugrrgh…. reach. Can I use tongs, just this once?
I’m gonna try it. Call the ambulance for me if I’m not back in five minutes
Somewhere out there someone is getting their tongue stuck in the grill rollers right now...
Oh, the visual of someone trying to comply...
How many of you flipped your screen to confirm your hunch of what it is supposed to mean? I know I did.
I have that exact same toggle switch for the indicators on my classic, except that the centre portion of the label plate says OFF either side of the switch. OFF has a black background. Methinks this is a three-position switch and that the OFF on the temperature control is separate.
Your comment made me take another look at the picture...😲
Load More Replies...They could’ve used “Super Bowl* Party Platters!! *Super Bowl officially licensed by the NFL, all rights reserved.” but that would’ve bumped the phone number. This was the better way to go.
Load More Replies...I'm sure the super bowel party will be at full swing after the game and all that food
And when it comes to the sign Tim is most proud of his company creating, he shared with Bored Panda, “We recently created the World’s Largest Dibond Sign Display for Mahopac High School in New York.” In his email to me, Tim attached a photo of the impressive sign that looks easily over 15 feet tall, featuring the school’s logo of a massive M with an arrow across it. He also added a beautiful retro, flashing neon sign to go on Route 66 advertising Eufloria dispensary in Oklahoma.
Is this where you can buy a Popemobile and get it serviced??
I’m more concerned that there are only 8 left and it is in 20+ people’s carts.
Educattón is French for Smart Cat. It’s a dialect of French only spoken in 1 family…
My wife's weird pig placard hanging in the dining room suddenly looks a little better.
This is revenge from the Chinese people for all those s****y tattoos people that don't speak the language get
You're supposed to wear green. No one said it HAD to be shamrocks 😁
Im confused. If the price says $.99, why is it also $1.49? Clearly the seller was as hi while packing.
It’s a bit embarrassing that humans have had such a hard time mastering the art of signs, because according to Pyramid Visuals in the UK, signs have been in use since the Paleolithic Age, around 18,000 BC. Apparently, back then, signs were not only used to communicate, but were even ritualistic and spiritual, filled with nature symbolism. “The word ‘sign’ derives from the ancient Latin ‘signum’ and it means mark or token,” Pyramid Visuals explains on their site. “The Romans were the first to recognize how valuable signs are and they introduced the first road sign system to indicate distances and direction.”
I mean, just seeing a clearance sticker already means I'm probably buying it
Good point. I can pick those out an aisle away. Was easier when they were redish/orangeish, though, compared to the yellow & white. It's like an I Spy game.
Load More Replies...I saw something similar at Safeway recently. Something was priced at $18.99 and then scratched out and a sale sign saying $18.99. Yeah uh huh.
Wish I'd had my phone the other day when the reduced price was twice the original.
Sign in a market; plant 5.99, elsewhere $4.99. Yes they really did!
Okay fine. Just this once. *sticks her head in the cup and laps up the coffee*
I will so no such thing! I will continue to drink from my hands or a plate if I so choose to do so.
Are you starting to believe in signs, pandas? The good, the bad, and the extremely pointless? We hope you’re enjoying these bizarre and unpopular signs; perhaps you’re even feeling inspired to start snapping pics of the weird signs you encounter out in the world too! Keep upvoting the pics that you’d like everyone else to see, and then if you’re interested in checking out even more useless, unsuccessful and unpopular signs, you can find Bored Panda’s last article on the same topic right here!
I thought it was because the government was shooting down balloons recently
Load More Replies...Cancelled until you bury the dead and restock the balloon inventory.
If you're happy and you know it, say 'to drugs!'
Load More Replies...Should have been: "Children, don't buy drugs. Become a rockstar..."
What’s this panel from. A casino, a rocket, a brothel? I’d really like some context.
My guess is a pinball machine. In the US they have anti-drug messages since the 80s. Why the pinball and not the bowling or vending machine or jukebox you ask? Because, reasons.
Load More Replies...This was a great pinball machine. Even better when you were high.
ok. hey, drugs: "super cellar door value! upper jets on? score 500k, if you know what i mean..."
It's the epley maneuver. It's a treatment for positional vertigo.
Load More Replies...Ask him to fill up his "Online Death Certificate Request".
Load More Replies...I recognize this! It's the Eppley Maneuver, a treatment for episodes of benign positional vertigo. Basically, if the balance mechanism in your inner ear gets stuck, moving your head in this sequence of movements will (usually) reset it. You can do it yourself, though, so I'm not sure why the second guy is in the pictures. Or why they decided to illustrate it with two blurry silhouettes.
I've had it like three times, it's like the worst thing I've ever experienced. It feels like you're falling down from a plane. And no, I couldn't do the maneuver myself because I couldn't move at all.
Load More Replies...It looks like an illustration of the Epley maneuver, which alleviates a sort of vertigo caused by crystals in your ear that are out of place.
Load More Replies...But now you can afford to put your two cents in - it's a total win!
Load More Replies...Obviously English is not their mother tongue. Not really funny or weird. At least they tried and made it understandable. That's actually impressive.
A non-native speaker is attempting to write in English. It’s even impressive that we understand them. No need to be rude
Load More Replies...This is... interesting. Some of these things aren't useless or whatever, they probably just got lost in translation. I think the staff need to come up with better names for some of these articles
This is... interesting. Some of these things aren't useless or whatever, they probably just got lost in translation. I think the staff need to come up with better names for some of these articles
