Americans Share Brutally Honest Descriptions Of The States They Live In, And The Result Is Hilarious

Sorry eh 😂

say it again louder for the folks in the back!

Stephen King is rad

Basically 😂

Just moved here, this is super-accurate.

Haha the vacation state

Texas:: Miles and miles and miles of just miles and miles and miles.

I was on a college campus tour in Wisconsin once. A concerned parent asked "Do students often head off into town to drink?". The tour guide replied, "Oh, don't worry, there's a bar on campus!" By far the most Wisconsin misunderstanding I've ever been witness to.

I was really hoping for something much better for my home state. They could have went all out lol

Is that a challenge?

"We have one almost as good, but at eight times the price."

Well, that cuts right to the chase

Best one!

In 50-100 years time it'll be filled with the Atlantic Ocean...

The twilight zone

+1 for pop not soda

Can we compromise with "soda-pop?" Big smiles!

also home of superman ice cream and Vernos cures everything

This could be Minnesota as well. Along with several other midwestern states.

Sounds great!

MICHIGAN : WE HAVE REAL WEATHER HERE, AND LIKE TO MESS YOUR DRINK ORDERS UP WITH SODA>POP

I was born is Arizona and moved to Michigan, so I call it soda. It's a good conversation starter XD

Not quite accurate: FREEZING in winter. HOT & HUMID in summer. eh?

here in the south pop is another word for dad/grandpa.

My state. Was hoping it would be something funnier.Also, if you're not in the U.P. the summers aren't warm they're hot and humid.

I call them all coke weather it's actually a coke cola or Pepsi, Sprite, Dr Pepper, or anything carbonated.

I am a Michigander and here are a few more to add... it's a couch not a sofa, we use our right hand as a map of the lower peninsula, distance is measured in the amount of time it takes to go anywhere, and we have a lot of fresh water (though Flint forgot they need to keep their pipes in good maintenance if they want to keep the populous healthy).

"Hot. Humid. Home" is what I would have said

Not the name! Say it... M I SS I SS I PP I

Strictly regulated brothels operate legally in isolated rural areas, away from the majority of Nevada's population. Prostitution is illegal in the following counties: Clark (which contains Las Vegas), Washoe (which contains Reno), Douglas, and Lincoln.

This should also be under New York...

And one of the most beautiful states no-one has ever seen!

The real description: Philadelphia on the east, Pittsburgh on the wet, Alabama in the middle.

AND... FRIED CHICKEN. Its finger-lickin' good

I can confirm this is true. My school had a silent auction with a basket full of Old Bay Seasoning.

Who knows that Springfield, NOT Chicago is the Capital?? :) ;)

I'd prefer: "So flat, we put fake curves in the highways. Literally."

What state is that in?

How about Rhode Island... no we're not part of New York

I used to live in Nebraska, and I loved it! Down to earth, kind people.

GO OREGON!!!

And incredible National and State Parks

Toto, I dont think that we're in Kansas anymore.

MONTANA: HAS A SKY......THAT'S IT?

Very much the only reasons I ever been to Vermont 😂

Iowa: “We’re not Idaho!” 😂

Also weed and skis and the best damn mountain views

Should say, "We are a part of the United States, you idiots"

Accurate af

I live in CT, and if I could describe it in one sentence... "We invented Lyme disease, and that is the most interesting thing that has happened here)

It's really Misery- the state bird is the Mosquito.

”Where family trees go i circles.” (Karma: I’m probably going to have to pay for this comment somehow.)

I guess that's why they they call us Massholes

nothing to be proud of