Americans Share Brutally Honest Descriptions Of The States They Live In, And The Result Is Hilarious

Sorry eh 😂

say it again louder for the folks in the back!

Stephen King is rad

Basically 😂

Just moved here, this is super-accurate.

Haha the vacation state

Texas:: Miles and miles and miles of just miles and miles and miles.

I was on a college campus tour in Wisconsin once. A concerned parent asked "Do students often head off into town to drink?". The tour guide replied, "Oh, don't worry, there's a bar on campus!" By far the most Wisconsin misunderstanding I've ever been witness to.

I was really hoping for something much better for my home state. They could have went all out lol

Is that a challenge?

"We have one almost as good, but at eight times the price."

Well, that cuts right to the chase

Best one!

In 50-100 years time it'll be filled with the Atlantic Ocean...

The twilight zone

+1 for pop not soda

"Hot. Humid. Home" is what I would have said

Not the name! Say it... M I SS I SS I PP I

Strictly regulated brothels operate legally in isolated rural areas, away from the majority of Nevada's population. Prostitution is illegal in the following counties: Clark (which contains Las Vegas), Washoe (which contains Reno), Douglas, and Lincoln.

This should also be under New York...

And one of the most beautiful states no-one has ever seen!

The real description: Philadelphia on the east, Pittsburgh on the wet, Alabama in the middle.

AND... FRIED CHICKEN. Its finger-lickin' good

I can confirm this is true. My school had a silent auction with a basket full of Old Bay Seasoning.

Who knows that Springfield, NOT Chicago is the Capital?? :) ;)

I'd prefer: "So flat, we put fake curves in the highways. Literally."

What state is that in?

How about Rhode Island... no we're not part of New York

I used to live in Nebraska, and I loved it! Down to earth, kind people.

GO OREGON!!!

And incredible National and State Parks

Toto, I dont think that we're in Kansas anymore.

MONTANA: HAS A SKY......THAT'S IT?

Very much the only reasons I ever been to Vermont 😂

Iowa: “We’re not Idaho!” 😂

Also weed and skis and the best damn mountain views

I live here, and this is prettymuch colorado

I'm such a sweet tooth! I immediately thought about Haribo Colorado candies!

COLORADO: TOO NICE OF A PLACE TO LIVE

They forgot Texans!

Vail! Like nothing on earth.

Texans. Favorite Colorado joke (used to build million $$$ homes there in the 2000s) Texan, CAlifornian & Coloradan are in a bar. Texan slugs some whiskey, breaks the glass by throwing it in the fireplace and says "We got oil, we got shipping, we got refining, we got farming and ranches - we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice." Californian tosses his wine glass in the fireplace after his last sip and says "We have Silicon Valley, the most intense agricultural land in the nation or world, recreation, huge cities, the best wineries - we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice." Coloradan slugs down his beer, shoots the Texan and Californian - says "We got so many damn Texans and Californians we don't need to drink with the same one twice."

South Park

Its Floridian not Floridan and the entire country has been moving here for years!

Because they already ruined their own states, so now it's time to ruin other's!

This is why I left Colorado. Twenty years ago. It's only gotten worse since then.

Nope. More like too many southerners moving here. Source: southerner who moved to CO in the last few years.

But weed is legal, so who cares?

Colorado Springs is the Vatican of Evangelical para church organizations.

Where rich people go to ski.

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One would think those people would be "coastal people." Going to the mountains doesn't seem to fit the suit. Maybe they desired a change. Both California and Florida are expensive places to live. Colorado is too. It seems a degree of money in all three. This isn't a bad thing... just an observation.

Should say, "We are a part of the United States, you idiots"

Accurate af

I live in CT, and if I could describe it in one sentence... "We invented Lyme disease, and that is the most interesting thing that has happened here)

It's really Misery- the state bird is the Mosquito.

”Where family trees go i circles.” (Karma: I’m probably going to have to pay for this comment somehow.)

I guess that's why they they call us Massholes

nothing to be proud of

I live in Ohio and have never seen people in pajamas in public. I would have put "Turn signal? What's that?"

'We have waffle house' does not accurately describe the waffle house situation down there.