Store mannequins are designed to do a very basic thing—display clothing and different fabrics in a way that would show us how they look on a real person. However, sometimes window dressers or store owners miss the target and end up attracting customers with bizarre models that are just begging to be documented.
Whether it’s a motionless figure with 4-foot-long arms or a unicorn’s head instead of their usual one, it’s equal parts creepy, unexpected and completely hilarious. Needless to say, a great source of entertainment too.
Bored Panda has compiled a list of some of the funniest moments when mannequins truly departed from the norm. Below you’ll find the funniest pictures we found floating around the internet, so upvote your favorite ones! And if you’re in the mood for some more, be sure to check out our previous post right here.
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Not Much Customers Around Today, So I Got Creative With The Bedsheets
But with these sheets, you could acutally attend a zoom-prom
Load More Replies...Why do I feel like she is queen of the mannequins. Like it's some sort of unknown culture.
Yaaaassssss! This immediately made me think of Queen amadala
Load More Replies...I wish I looked that dignified on Monday mornings... lol
Load More Replies...This Exactly Why I Don’t Take Him Nowhere
Narrator: ...and his parents panicked. BEN! BEN ,WHERE ARE YOU? They searched the entire store with no luck..Meanwhile, in another section of the store, a shopper was startled when she took a picture of the 3 mannequins infront of her, and she thought she heard the middle one giggle and move...she stood still.......
If I did that My mom would be lost looking for me
Load More Replies...Many of us see mannequins as articulated dolls that are supposed to capture our attention with the apparel that they are wearing. We’re so used to them standing in one place and posing in the same way that when we see a strange-looking model, we can’t help but stop and stare.
Shops use them not only to show off the best clothing they can offer but also to share their brand values. We reached out to Adam Moon, an executive creative director at Fusion, the world’s largest maker of custom mannequins.
Over the past 30 years, the company has evolved into a creative design studio that has been manufacturing larger-than-life displays and producing a variety of mannequin collections. Their most recent one is called Prism which consists of the first gender non-conforming mannequins.
This Clothing Store Is Undergoing Construction, So They Dressed Their Mannequins Appropriately
I'm loving that caution tape dress that's farthest back in particular
Interesting Choice In Mannequin For A Table Saw Display
He was kind enough to share some insights about the part these immobile figures play in the retail industry. Talking about shop owners who are trying to attract buyers with unusual-looking mannequins, Moon said that there’s always a desire from stores of "how to best represent their brand and aesthetic through the mannequins they utilize."
"Sometimes doing something forward-thinking or unusual will catch the attention of a potential customer," Moon added. And as we can see from this list, there are plenty of unique ideas shop managers can use to stand out from the crowd.
When asked about the importance of mannequins to the industry, the creative director said that it’s definitely a key piece in the retail puzzle. "[They] offer brands the opportunity to tell their story while also offering customers the ability to see the latest trends, styling techniques, and fit," he explained.
I Had A Mini Heart Attack When I Saw This. Spotted In NYC Today
I'm thinking if it can scare birds cause nothing works with those pigeons!!
Load More Replies...I kid you not. I'm 178 cm and I ordered that one pretty crocheted winter dress/tunic, and... yes, it's pretty, it's a cute..... sweater to me. ♡ Literally.
Load More Replies...Whenever My Daughter Walks Past Child Mannequins, She Likes To Pretend She's One Of Them
EXACTLY!!!!!! I had to check the title to see what was going on here
Load More Replies...Which one is the daughter? All I see is 5 little mannequins with an adult to keep them in line.
Her kid has shoes on, they're sparkly pink, mannequins however do not need shoes
Load More Replies...Still, there’s the never-ending dialogue about the unrealistic beauty standards and unhealthy body sizes that mannequins represent. More often than not they show the ultra-thin ideal which could contribute to various mental health problems and eating disorders.
Eric Robinson, a behavioral scientist with a background in experimental psychology, conducted a study about how fashion mannequins communicate dangerously thin body ideals. He and his colleagues analyzed 58 mannequins in fashion stores on the high streets of two cities in England, Liverpool and Coventry.
"What we found was that all of the female mannequins in these shops had body sizes that corresponded to that of an underweight human. We didn’t find a single female mannequin that was a normal body size on display," he wrote. Yet, most of the male mannequins didn’t look underweight: "only 8% of those surveyed were too thin."
Yet Another Unrealistic Body Standard For Women
Wow! Sharkbras? Never thought Id have to picture a shark with a bra in my lifetime...
This Kid Mannequin
Pumped Up Mannequin
The sign is in English but the mannequin is clearly in Japan.
Load More Replies..."Honey! Honey, where is my super suit?!" "What?" "WHERE. IS. MY. SUPER. SUIT?!" Sorry. That was really the first thing I thought when I saw this.
However, Adam Moon mentioned that the idea of changing unrealistic beauty standards is absolutely evolving within the industry. "Inclusivity and body positivity is a large part of every brand’s retail strategy, and this definitely applies to the mannequins retailers develop for their stores."
He continued: "Whether through representing diverse body shapes and sizes, the differently abled, or gender non-conformity, mannequins are a vital component to every brand and every retailer."
These Mannequins Are Terrifying
Oh my God yes! They look the same! That movie is haunting me since i was a kid and I accidentally saw some scenes😱😱😱😱😱
Load More Replies...imagine being the first employee arriving early morning or leaving late night .... the F...
A Rabbit Headed Mannequin I Spotted In Japan
Maybe a "Juicy Bar" where women will talk to or dance with men for a fee.
Load More Replies...I dunno, I think it looks cool! I'm just worried about the sign lol
Bellala, I would be MORE uncomfortable if the word “NO” was not there !
This Mannequin In A German Mall
All would be well but for the life-ruining hands at the unzipped pants
I Thought It Was A Real Person Sitting On A Bench, Until I Noticed Her Hands. Festive Mannequin
🤣🤣🤣🤣 didnt notice that until reading your comment
Load More Replies...Finally A Realistic Mannequins In Women's Lingerie Store
Speak for yourself. I look exactly like that. Jazz hands and all.
Load More Replies...well not that different from the overly photo-shopped commercials on magazines or generally the models on runways.
Bit on the fat side to be honest, lay off the pies hen and get yersel doon the gym.
This Mannequin With Character
Seriously just curious....why did you pick that name?
Load More Replies...It's not a mannequin! This was someone waiting for his partner to finish shopping....
...that's a hunk of actual plastic but okay ^w^
Load More Replies...This Weird Mannequin At The London Science Museum
I think Sigourney Weaver actually had a kid with the alien in the end!!
Load More Replies...He looks more curious than frightened. Either way, this will need therapy.
Load More Replies...There a whole f*****g lot of things going on here and I have no idea where to start..
It started with a kiss, Never thought it would end like this ... ;o))
Load More Replies...https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=y1LdcagaqMc It's a somewhat tongue-in-cheek science exhibit.
https://blog.sciencemuseum.org.uk/making-the-perfect-body/
Load More Replies...This Kid Mannequin That Looks Like He Will Devour The Souls Of Sinners On Judgment Day
Bro i’ve seen these so many times WHO THE HELL MAKES THEM
I once had a buddy called Ralph, who had an enormous mouth. He went to a store, but devoured it all, so now he lives further south.
These Mannequins
Horrorskeeping. Don't eat the mints they leave on the pillow of the burning bed.
These are actually made from the skeletons of people who died of boredom waiting for their significant others to finish shopping
This Store's Emblem/Mascot Is An Eagle, And So Are The Mannequins
The one on the left looks so done. "Dammit, Bert, I thought I told you to wear a tie for the meeting today."
Bert says, "Fix your jacket - it bunches at the button. You gaining weight?"
Load More Replies...I like that film. I like it in a MST3K sort of way, but I do like it.
Load More Replies...Mannequins At The Mall Near My House. I Think They Used Mark Zuckerberg As The Template
Far too human like to be Zuckerberg. It actually looks like it has a personality
Elongated Mannequins
For sure. I would probably scream if I saw them like that at night.
Load More Replies...This Shrek-Inspired Mannequin
These Strange Mannequins
We keep our pods of unhatched nestling up in those rafters... and they will require Meat Snacks
"Is it raining?" " No, its an asteroid dumb#ss!" "You mean like a meteor?" ....
Me checking for rain when its been over 5 months since we had any moisture and then the weather radar shows a storm on the way.
These Super Jazzy Mannequins
The ones on the left and right look like they are having a seizure...
Did anyone else see the muses from the Hercules movie? Great. Now the song's stuck in my head...
Another Impossible Body Standard For Women
They should have put that on male mannequin.. ereptile disfunction
This should be standard in bridal gown shops I feel; Not every woman becomes a bridezilla, but I choose to believe the humor would be appreciated
Does the mask come with the outfit?...if yes then I got my brother a birthday gift early this year and a outfit to were for myself
Found This Mannequin At A Pharmacy In Russia
Oh my lanta I scrolled and his face wouldn't end lol
What is the name of this.... abomination-like creature?
Load More Replies...I was just gonna comment that this reminded me of Spiderus! I used to be scared of him when I was younger.
Load More Replies...The Training Mannequins In My College. There Is A Control Room To Make Them Have Heart Attacks
I'm more concerned with the angle of his neck than his heart condition. However, I totally used one of these when I was in nursing school. My fondest memory was we were told to take our 'patient' into the actual hallway of the building and to the bottom floor. While we were in the elevator the damned mannequin had one of those damned heart attacks and the only way to give it CPR was to climb on the bed and start chest compressions. The look on the engineering students face when the doors opened to three panicking student nurses one of them straddling a full size dude while my classmate screamed 'GET THE NEXT ONE!!' Lol!!
Bicentennial Man realises being a human is not all it's cracked up to be. Now you got back problems and high cholesterol.
I really hate these mannequins because they're so creepy as hell.
Dental Training Mannequin
Wth? That looks like the reverse bear trap "invention" from one of the Saw movies. I wasn't scared of going to the dentist before... Now, however.... :/
Geez... Im so glad my training mannequins don't look like this... (Source: Im in dental hygiene school)
This Mannequin Is Hilarious
Eheheee! They just hacked my limbs and left...said they will be right back...hee hee
I read this in Cardi B's voice. Don't ask me why, I just did, and it was HILLARIOUS
Load More Replies...This Mannequin In A Museum In Normandy
Came here to comment this very thing. Pervitin, not even once! :D
Load More Replies...I think i see why the Tiger on the side of the ME 109 at Duxford looks the way it... uh, does. duxford-me...21d4e6.jpg
Funny, that. I work at a bar called the normandie and, ayup, that's about how most of the customers look after a night of tossing back the drinks.
This Mannequin In The Store Showcase Looks Hyper Realistic
Honestly this looks real... Is it not?? Look at the hands they look so real!
These Creepy Mannequins At My Local Store In Japan
It reminds me of Indiana Jones when he comes to the village where the atomic bomb goes off.
Their expressions look like they are at the top of a roller coaster.
Found This Mannequin In Our Warehouse This Morning. Thought It Perfectly Represented Monday Mornings
Mostly what visuals this brings up for me are unprintable, so I'll just leave it at that
Mannequin Stored Under Leaky Gutter
What the hell that's creepy. That looks like a villain in a horror movie.
Slenderman’s Girlfriend Is Looking Great
Her boyfriend in NY is selling some jeans...they can't work at the same store
Yeah. They NY store is already in debt for paying for all the emergency rooms when people had heart attacks. /J
Load More Replies...What's crazy is that this just another one of his hoes he got in different area codes. SlenderMan can't just be happy with one twiggy mannequin so he had to pimp them all🤣
They're showing that they do NOT carry tall sizes and this is what you will look like in their pants
Quite A Mannequin
Put The Shirt On The Mannequin Boss
Er....yeah...but I usually put my arms IN the sleeves 🤣
Load More Replies...I completely understand this one, that style mannequin has its arms held on with a bolt that slides into a socket, sometimes the bolt strips and if you remove the arms, it can take ages to get them back on.
Sometimes the arm just don't make it into the sleeve, and that's okay
"Hey, Can You Put This Shirt On That Mannequin?"
Passive aggressive... The mannequins don't talk, the staff doesn't talk
Mannequin At A Local Shop. Her Face Says It All
Same girl, all grown up, still cuts own hair in post below
Load More Replies...This is why, as a visual merchandiser, you never get mannequins with hair or a face drawn on.
This Mannequin Of A Boy In A Bulgarian Shop
It does somehow to manage to look both friendly and slightly threatening at the same time
Load More Replies...This CPR Mannequin Without A Face Looks Like A Baby Bird Wanting Food
The title made me more uncomfortable as I stared into the mouth of the thing and thought about baby birds. . . help me😨
It rly does look like a hungry baby bird, I noticed the "beak" first too
That Dr. Who episode with all the creepy mannequins just got ever creepier in my head...
Lol I never watched Dr. Who after the first episode
Load More Replies...This Mannequin
Is The Mannequin's Head Really Necessary To Sell The Jeans?
I clicked in here at nearly 4am just to have these nightmares😂
Load More Replies...Finally, I Can Relate To A Mannequin As A Woman With 4' Curved Legs
But... Why? Serious question. Why make them like that? Is that supposed to be artsy or something? 🤔
Nothing like mannequins that say "We don't want you to know what these clothes will look like on you".
Hmmm
This "Mannequin" In A Swiss Shoe Store
Lol this reminds me of some creatures I made up awhile ago called "Plantyums". They were basically humans with plant heads that turned other humans into plantyums, and they always said "We are the plantyums, we are not evil" in a weird robotic voice...
Stores Are Stepping Up Their Game With Unrealistic Female Body Expectations
My last 3 dresses have pockets! Its the first thing i tell people when complimented on them lolol
Load More Replies...This Large Mannequin With Small Clothes
First thing to come to mind when spotting the hands... "Trump!" Good god he is never ever going to live that down. True beauty.
Load More Replies...Alright you gotta put the mans face on these pictures now and share them with the world😂
Load More Replies...Put The Eyelashes On The Mannequins, Boss
On their cheeks?!😅.. maybe they are Trying not to look at the nipples?!
Load More Replies...Trying to make it less creepy than empty sockets? Hmmm...not sure about the result, but fair attempt haha
Everybody knows where they go, this is just another Abstract Mannequin Construct.
Blursed Mannequin
It requires the right skin tone and body type, but it is cute.
Load More Replies...If this was a top, I'd want to get it. Can't stand dresses and skirts.
This Mannequin
A Guy Printed His Face On A Mannequin Outside Of His Shop In Egypt
This Mannequin At A Jewelry Store
More Unrealistic Body Expectations For Women
she got a new job since we don't see her anymore in disney clarabelle...4b842d.jpg
This Mannequin With Facial Stubble In A Thrift Store
That's an old beauty school head for training hair stylists. But they weren't very good.
This Disturbing Franken-Mannequin Exhibit
These Uncanny Gucci Mannequins
Mannequin Head At A Clothing Store In My Town
I Will Forever Have Nightmares Because Of That Mannequin's Face
Was coming to the comment section to say that! That mannequin is creepy af.
Load More Replies...Kohl’s Took All The Middle Fingers Out Of Their Mannequins
Impossible Body Standards
These Mannequin Faces
What do you mean i look funny? I am looking as normal as i thought would be okay to not scare you away...
There’s A Mannequin Couple At An Underwear Store Kissing Each Other
Cursed Mannequin
Deer Mannequin
This E(XXXX)tra Large Mannequin
I think this one's actually the cop from Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs.
Load More Replies...This Pharmacy Mannequin Looks Like He Had A Rough Day
Custom Made Mannequins
Finished Dressing Those Mannequins, Boss
The Body Standards Young Women Have To Try And Emulate Are Getting Ridiculous
WHY ARE PEOPLE PUTTING STRETCHY SILICONE ANIMAL MASKS ON MANNEQUIN BODIES TO REPLACE THE HEAD? WHY? FIRST A UNICORN THEN A SHARK AND NOW THIS! /j
We don't have Target where I live, do people regularly steal the dog? Where I live it would be nicked day one.
If my moral compass pointed in a different direction, I would absolutely be one to do that! That doggo is so cute!
Load More Replies...This Danny Devito Mannequin I Saw In Norway
This Mannequin At An Antique Shop
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAH *wheezing noises* (that's what I imagine she's laughing like)
It’s Hard To Imagine What Creatures Inspired The Designers Of These Mannequins
“Mannequin” Found In An Antique Mall In Texas. Nightmare Stuff
These Mannequins In Japan Bow To The Customer
This Mannequin
I can so clearly picture that mouth getting bigger and bigger and bigger until it swallows its poor, mesmerized victim whole.
This Jacked Toddler Mannequin
Actually, Mr/Ms/Mx/Other, its "THICC".
Load More Replies...Shoutout To The Target Employee Who Dressed This Mannequin
This Mannequin Appears To Have Originally Been Shooting A Jump Shot But Has Since Been Turned Into A Diver
It's hard enough to get a person into a wetsuit, how did they manage with a mannequin?
Went To Get A Haircut Today. Creepy Masked Mannequin At The Counter Scared Me Half To Death
being scared halfway to death is better than making the destination by effects of COVID. Good mannequin.
This Child-Sized Mannequin
The Head Pieces On These Mannequins Make Them Look Even More Bald
What is the target demographic? The one up top and to the right looks like a benedictine monk resting their feet because the high heels are killing them.
It's the brand Fendi and they're trying to push a high fashion / abstract look. Their demographic? Rich fashionistas.
Load More Replies...This Local Chicken Place Has A Mannequin With A Chicken Head To Display Its Shirts
The mask goes in the trash because it's not helping anything.
Load More Replies...These Mannequins In My City
Ok so why does the orange haired one kinda look like a creepypasta or something-
The ones on the right are freaking out about the ones on the left. 😂
What Tremendous Breasts This Mannequin Has
We Change The Mannequin's Clothes According To The Seasons, This Time He Is Ready For The Summer
This summer, coming to a theatre near you: Robert Deniro stars in 'Good Grandpa', time to turn things around.
That's amazing! If only I could make room for one in our front yard...
This Mannequin At A Department Store
Dental Training Mannequin
How they posed the mannequins was pretty hilarious. Spotted at the core mall in Calgary, CA
The Way These Leggings Hang Off The Mannequin Make It Look Like It Has A Saggy Double Butt
Elongated Neck
Another Unrealistic Body Type For Women To Try To Live Up To
The one on the left looks like Michael Jackson getting ready to start the concert.
A Mannequin At My Nearby Supermarket
The Dumbest Mannequin I've Ever Seen
Ahm nat part uh th army, theys hired me tuh make this here uniform look good.
This Mannequin I Saw In A Store Today
Horse Head Mannequin In John Lewis
"He lost everything! Place where Bojack Horseman is working now will leave you shocked"
(I've never watched whatever this guy is from, but I remember this) "Rehab was supposed to be-"
These Mannequins Are Wearing Masks Too
These Laughing Mannequin Heads
… why did this cross your mind so fast you had to comment it…? /j
Load More Replies...These Slenderman-Like Mannequins
This Baby Hat Fits Perfectly On This Mannequins Head-Stump
This Mannequin Outside Of A Cellphone Repair Shop
This Mannequin
This Mannequin Looks Like It's About To Eat Our Souls
Another Unrealistic Body Standard
Unrealistic Body Image For Men's Legs (Amusing)
NO I DID NOT WANT TO SEE THAT TODAY WHY-
Load More Replies...Mannequins Are Too Complicated
The Long Necks On These Mannequins Are Creeping Me Out
This Mannequin In An Outdoor Supply Store Wearing A Wig And A Hammock - I Can’t Decide Which Accessory I Like More
No Space To Put Santa Mannequin? Ok, Let's Just Hang It
Unrealistic Body Standards
The Standards For Mannequins These Days Are Ridiculous
Got The Mannequin Dressed
Creepy Mannequin Heads In Rockport, MA
Agreed, there are children souls trapped in those faces
Load More Replies...Realistic Body Standards. As Long As You Skip Leg Day
These Unrealistic Male Body Standards Are Getting Ridiculous
That Is One Long Neck
This Interesting Representation Of A Mannequin
Another Unrealistic Body Expectation
Gotta Use What You Got
If you are Indian , You are used to seeing such mannequins at clothing stores
If you are Indian , You are used to seeing such mannequins at clothing stores
