56 Of The Most Hilarious Moments In Mannequin History

Chyppa Homer 7 years ago

I'll help :)

28points

Little Menace 7 years ago

Me too!

14points

-LittlePotato- 7 years ago

I’ll help as well :D

12points

danielw 7 years ago

I'll sell you my upvote for an e-cookie ;P

3points

MadamButterfly 7 years ago

The aliens have landed...at your nearest shopping centre. 0.o

9points

Sardonic Scribe 7 years ago

Talk about ridiculous body image standards! Geez!! Lol.

4points

birdhouse 7 years ago

This is great!

2points

Colleen 7 years ago

Omg I can only upvote once?

2points

Neha Jawale-Bhorge 7 years ago

Wat the! How is this any body type?!

2points

BarryAllenTheFlash 7 years ago

Those legs are like five inches thick...

2points

Barbara 7 years ago

I thought the pose was unrealistic...your proved me wrong, dude :D

2points

Greg Hoggarth 7 years ago

Who thought these alien mannequins were a good idea?

2points

sweet ducky 6 years ago

ooh nice job

1point

#2

Thank God There Are Other People Like Me Out There

Final score:

704points

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Miss Cris 7 years ago

I bet that men manequins are not in those kind of poses

62points

Lisa 7 years ago

A customer probably did that

56points

Chyppa Homer 7 years ago

I bet they're grabbing their balls :D

25points

Taryn Wallace 7 years ago

This is amazing and I don't care if the men mannequins are posed a different way tho cracks me up AND is 100% factual on how someone with those underwear feela

16points

Ellisa 7 years ago

I am pretty sure men mannequins are not wearing thongs/g-strings, unless they're in a gay male sex store.

12points

Jennifer Erdossy 7 years ago

No, they'd be adjusting their balls.

5points

Warawk 7 years ago

SJW much ?

4points

Missy Finley 7 years ago

Oh for crying out loud. Can't ANYTHING just be fun?

1point

Craig Reynolds 8 months ago

Probably not, but it would be hilarious if someone stuffed some socks in their shorts and spun them around to face the women's mannequins. It would probably only happen in a Walmart, and no one would be fazed there...

0points

Trish Christoffersen 7 years ago

No.... but hopefully they aren't scratching their crotch area!

0points

Malicity D'Obscura 7 years ago

Or those knickers.

0points

BusLady 7 years ago

There would be too many complaints: "The children......."

0points

Sky 7 years ago

I don't like wearing butt floss either mannequin.

20points

Ben Smith 7 years ago

A customer 100% did this as a joke

8points

Lizard Queen 7 years ago

Truth in advertising.

6points

A.R. 7 years ago

I cant stand thongs either *L* You spend half your life trying to keep regular underwear out of your butt cheeks and then they go and invent thongs that purposely go in there! That has to be designed by men! *L*

4points

Debra Taylor 7 years ago

I personally love them, I used to do the same search and tug with them. But with thongs you put them in place in the morning and the damn things did stay where they were originally put. 😉

0points

palitoming or calasucks 7 years ago

Awesome, I love it when inanimate things...... Animate?

4points

Also Ansinfer 7 years ago

This. Is. F*****g. AWESOME

4points

My O My 7 years ago

Cheers to the employee for an everyday pose

3points

stellermatt 7 years ago

freeing the bummeltoe

2points

birdhouse 7 years ago

Someone is funny.

1point

#3

Mannequins In Japan

Final score:

622points

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Miss Cris 7 years ago

Woooow, I love them! I'd like all manequins were like them in order of those boring and unnatural poses

133points

Just Amiable 7 years ago

😕I'm not sure this is natural, I mean, is this what people do in suites? 😂

13points

Mar1a 7 years ago

Bye, I'm moving to Japan.

12points

stellermatt 7 years ago

awesome! it's always good to know you can rock out in a suit before you buy it.

11points

Andrius 7 years ago

I don't think they are rocking out. They are doing something different

0points

Alia Ris 7 years ago

"this suits would still look good even when you're making impression of your boss behind them!"

9points

Ntosh 7 years ago

Maybe the store is trying to show that the clothes won't tear even when you make these movements, or they are just having fun :)

8points

Miss Cris 7 years ago

Or that suits are not necessarily boring, just people who wear them! Or not!!!!

8points

rakuninaru 7 years ago

Air Guitar! That's really a thing in Japan

5points

Andrius 7 years ago

JoJo's Bizarre Adventure is a thing in Japan too

2points

Angela Turrall 7 years ago

I can’t decide if this is more “we meet again Mr.Anderson” or “be excellent to each other”. Party on dudes.

5points

Sparkle Plenty 7 years ago

I'm getting "Everybody was Kung Fu Fighting" vibes. :)

2points

glowworm2 7 years ago

They look like they're heading off to fight crime or a monster.

4points

SanchaTheSeeker 7 years ago

To show that this clothes can withstand daily activities, Lol weird me

4points

Ben Smith 7 years ago

Guys in suits like to dance...

4points

Andrius 7 years ago

*pose

0points

#4

Every Morning On My Way To Work, I Feel A Deep Spiritual Connection With This Mannequin

Final score:

608points

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Capermom 7 years ago

The caption... Bwahahah..!!

111points

Daria B 7 years ago

My thoughts exactly. Makes you wanna say "me too".

9points

frank0ys 7 years ago

...Mannequin on a Monday.

8points

Char Char 7 years ago

I just CANNOT adult today.

5points

Turquoise 7 years ago

OH, my long lost twin!!!!! Wait it's a mannequin.....

2points

Sondra Oppedisano 7 years ago

I can't stop laughing..😂

2points

Colleen 7 years ago

Manipulated And Crumbling To Pieces

2points

Cat Palmer 7 years ago

“One day the wind will change and you’ll be stuck looking like that.”

2points

Jessica Jessica 7 years ago

I really like that outfit

2points

lindsayaotter 7 years ago

These are clothes that you can really wear ALL day long, no matter how long your day is...

1point

Samantha Kalitzki 1 year ago

Wenigstens realistisch 😄

0points

#5

Kid Got Hungry

Final score:

598points

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Alia Ris 7 years ago

when things look familiar...

124points

Delilah Teague 1 year ago

Cute really cute 🥰🥰🥰

0points

Rebekah 7 years ago

Public drinking fountain, toddler edition.

35points

Sandra 7 years ago

Ahhh...Lunch....

4points

BusLady 7 years ago

At least he knows what they're for. Breasts are for feeding babies, not for grown men to stare at.

25points

scrappyrat 7 years ago

Aww, c'mon. Can't they do both? I mean, I think a bit of ogling between consenting adults can be a good thing.

11points

dheep 7 years ago

Absolutely true, just like a vagina to give birth to a child but not for any grown man's business!

1point

Jace 7 years ago

Or maybe this is where he develops an oral fixation for women's breasts and has no sense that this mannequin has no eyes... let alone NO HEAD... :-D

0points

Also Ansinfer 7 years ago

Ten thousand upvotes, please

22points

glowworm2 7 years ago

Sorry kid, this milk machine's out of order!

20points

Siddharth Rath 7 years ago

"Uh mom? What're you doing here? And where are your head hands and legs? And I am hungry can I start eating now?"

13points

Analyn Lahr 7 years ago

Oh sweetie, there's nothing in there.

12points

sharron lynn parsons 7 years ago

It would be good to see a : next photo : the possible expression on his face when he was unable to have a drink !!!

10points

Cat Palmer 7 years ago

Now serving 100% artificial milk substitute.

7points

varwenea 7 years ago

Time for the parents to stop shopping. LOLOL

5points

#6

Finally Some Realistic Expectations

Final score:

588points

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stellermatt 7 years ago

the 'christmas dinner' size

135points

Oscar 7 years ago

The "My dad" size XD

8points

mulk 7 years ago

Clothes for dads section

11points

MadamButterfly 7 years ago

Dad,Is that you??

8points

Daniel Losinger 7 years ago

That's my size.

4points

Ehren Thomsen 7 years ago

And if I don't take matters into my hands, it'll be mine soon, too.

5points

Nora 7 years ago

Hahahaha!!

3points

Akira MewMew 7 years ago

Kind of looks like as he is pregnant O.o

2points

SnowyLynx 7 years ago

You see the stomach, but not thicc legs??

1point

Janice Seagraves 7 years ago

Dad body mannequin.

1point

Jacque Place 7 years ago

Grandpa at the shore

1point

Diane Sanford 1 year ago

My co-workers....lol

0points

#7

My Friend Looks Exactly Like These Mannequins

Final score:

583points

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Cerys Dunbar 7 years ago

it took me a minute to figure out if he actually was one.

175points

Veronica Niechajczyk 7 years ago

me too

5points

palitoming or calasucks 7 years ago

Damn, I still don't decide which is the friend.

1point

Ray LeBlanc 1 year ago

The beat up shoes are a giveaway.

0points

Shelly Binkley 7 years ago

Me too!

0points

Jace 7 years ago

Really?

0points

glowworm2 7 years ago

Please tell me he then stood really still in the store and scared the c**p out of unsuspecting people passing by!

19points

just a thought! 7 years ago

Duh ! Obviously the one wearing the black sweater is your friend...

9points

Claudia Machado 7 years ago

Which one is your friend?

7points

FABULOUS1 7 years ago

He does, I thought he was just another mannequin

6points

stellermatt 7 years ago

*idea for a horror movie*

6points

Eliiiiiiiiiza 7 years ago

What friend? I only see mannequins.

3points

Colleen 7 years ago

it took me a minute to figure out if he actually was one.

2points

Simone 7 years ago

Cool :-D

1point

Vincent Ortega 2 years ago

??? i get it

0points

#8

I Don't Know... Just Make Them Look French

Final score:

509points

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Randy Inbred 7 years ago

People in France all have baguettes on their heads....totally authentic!

227points

ADHORTATOR 7 years ago

I disagree, sometime I put a croissant (especially on sundays)

76points

Kenny Kulbiski 7 years ago

I'll have to remember this so if I go to France I won't look an idiot American tourist.

24points

Neeraj Jha 7 years ago

And a Necklace made of French Fries, No?

16points

Honesty Olishia 7 years ago

Forget just one baguette, two baguettes is the real way to slay. #realfrenchgirlsknow

3points

Lisa Bo Bisa 7 years ago

Hon hon hon!

3points

Malicity D'Obscura 7 years ago

Mais qui! I just threw all my berets in La Loire, because now, La Baguette is Haute Couture. C'est la vie!

2points

Stannous Flouride 7 years ago

Say what you want but remember the French start every day with pain...

1point

Luna Firemoon 7 years ago

Yea...

-1point

mbergen 7 years ago

When the manager says 'put a bun in their hair' and the employee take it literally.

15points

Maike 7 years ago

draw me like one of your french... Boulangers??? :D

6points

Brian McCullough 7 years ago

Obviously they just woke up and have bread head.

5points

Jacque Place 7 years ago

Momma's got a brand new bag(ette)

4points

Mark Smallman 7 years ago

Was told not to stereotype with onions or berets so did the next best thing :)

3points

scrappyrat 7 years ago

Onions?

0points

Colleen 7 years ago

Make them look French. OK 'puts baguettes on their heads' seems legit

1point

jevais 7 years ago

In Switzerland we wear necklaces made of the holes from Swiss cheese.

1point

Jan S 7 years ago

bague-hats

1point

Chris Watson 7 years ago

What a crummy weapon

1point

#9

Parenting Level... 2.5?

Final score:

445points

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Chyppa Homer 7 years ago

That day, you find out, you don`t need to open a college fund for your kid... :)

157points

mbergen 7 years ago

Jeese. Still laughing!

11points

Gayle Bynum Cardosa 7 years ago

that's a good one Chyppa

8points

Oscar 7 years ago

XD

6points

Jace 7 years ago

Maybe let him get the basics first...

2points

SweetMamaP 7 years ago

Years ago, at a motorcycle show, a little boy reached up, grabbed my husband's hand and started walking with us. Poor little guy was so confused when he looked up and saw a stranger instead of his father.

9points

Daria B 7 years ago

Oh, my! So ADORABLE! ♥

5points

Diandra “Mistress Didi” Blackthorn 7 years ago

Consider that his mom told him not to go outside because it's dangerous without her/he will get lost/etc. So, he believes (from holding hands while crossing streets, for example) that holding a hand will keep him from danger while he ventures close to outside... This kid seems extremely intelligent when you take into account how children process information and create working situations.

4points

Matthew Hyder 7 years ago

So where are the real parents? :?

3points

Just JoLynn 7 years ago

Probably the ones taking the photo.

5points

Marlene Jones 7 years ago

my oldest granddaughter would talk to the mannequins and then yell "Why dont you answer me". yeahs shes a total pothead now. lol

2points

Emily Hisel 7 years ago

momma, how long are we gonna stand here?

2points

Agnes Jekyll 7 years ago

that's a heartbreaker right there

2points

BusLady 7 years ago

"Just stay here with Auntie until we are done shopping, fear."

1point

BusLady 7 years ago

Dear

1point

Linda Kvamme Cirocco 7 years ago

Too cute!!

1point

#10

When Your Parents Would Make You Show Them The Clothes You Just Tried On...

Final score:

397points

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stellermatt 7 years ago

"but I don't wanna go to work..."

91points

athornedrose 7 years ago

the caption is perfect

8points

Daria B 7 years ago

Yep. That's the most common pose of today's exhausted society. Finally fashion mannequins are being realistic.

8points

Claudia Kahana 7 years ago

ughh. FINE MOM

6points

Allayna 7 years ago

I can relate to this caption XD

2points

Kat Olmstead 7 years ago

"But, mooooom, all the other girls are wearing it!" "I didn't raise other girls! You march your f***y back upstairs and put some clothes on! "

1point

David Ross 7 years ago

This is my beat down by life pose.

1point

Nora 7 years ago

Yup.. my kids do this all the time

1point

Chyppa Homer 7 years ago

Let's see... what to wear on the day I'll get fired ?...

1point

Vincent Ortega 2 years ago

ive been in the olimpik games

0points

#11

Went To Romania Recently, These Mannequins Gave Me Nightmares

Final score:

355points

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nanashi 7 years ago

think about the person who had to close up shop, turn off the lights, and see the mannequins staring at them, with mouth wide open as if in glee, as they leave...

151points

Cat Palmer 7 years ago

It’s when the person looks back and sees they’ve all closed their mouths...

35points

Kat Stott 7 years ago

Totally. Or the security guards that have to walk around the area at night

7points

Allayna 7 years ago

Sounds like a nice plot for a horror movie XD

5points

BusLady 7 years ago

How about night Security Guards?

2points

Adina Vaideș 5 years ago

Omg

0points

Nikki D 7 years ago

Terrifying, they look like the victims from The Ring.

15points

Rin Rin 7 years ago

Was the mannequin maker on meth on something?

9points

stellermatt 7 years ago

can't. stop. staring.

9points

Greg T 7 years ago

Kill it with fire!!!

8points

David Ross 7 years ago

Holy cats, that is scary, did they eat the middle one's arms?

6points

Gayle Bynum Cardosa 7 years ago

Does anyone remember those little Sea Monkeys they used to sell in the back of comic books? The illustrations looked like these faces. My God these are giant plasticized Sea Monkeys!!!

6points

Magpie 7 years ago

That explains more than I want to understand :P

1point

Aunt Messy Premium 7 years ago

Nightmare fuel. I bet their parents were clowns. The Scary Family.

5points

A.R. 7 years ago

No...I can not look at these THINGS! Who designed these horrors?!! Does not make me want to buy these clothes!

2points

d r e a m w o r l d 7 years ago

CALL THE EXORCIST.

2points

#12

These Ornaments Make Store Mannequins Look Like Sims

Final score:

333points

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Lizard Queen 7 years ago

I have the sudden to put her in a pool, and make her swim til she dies. I can't be the only one.....

121points

CelSlade 7 years ago

I have quite the hankering to lock her in an empty room and then delete the door ;P

19points

Bunzilla 7 years ago

Normally, I would say, 'WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!' Buuuuuuut.... I've played the Sims, so yeah xD

12points

Blue Cicada 7 years ago

Make them drink a lot, but wall off the bathroom.

8points

Jenny Mason 7 years ago

Or build a house with no doors or toilet and put her in that.

5points

Horatio Bankhead 7 years ago

i put them in the pool then remove the ladder

4points

Claudia Kahana 7 years ago

UMMMM

4points

kicca 7 years ago

I did that a few times, too

2points

Christopher Dixon 6 years ago

Y'all brutal savages!

1point

Sondra Oppedisano 7 years ago

LMAO!!

1point

Lilli Burnham 7 years ago

You're not.

1point

Amaranthim Talon 7 years ago

And.. no bathrooms..

1point

Jace 7 years ago

That's sadistic... and badly typed.

-2points

LittleGrayMouse 7 years ago

When your sim freezes

8points

Karnelia 7 years ago

At least a happy sim

6points

Debbie Andersson 7 years ago

What if...We do live in sims...Don´t let the player know we´re becoming self aware, they might kill us in a pool with walls around it...

3points

GlassOfWater 7 years ago

"Wabba dish nah"

3points

Chyppa Homer 7 years ago

Least she's satisfied... :)

3points

Randomcthulu 7 years ago

You can sell the urn or headstone, then no ghost

2points

Ella Cutburth 7 years ago

OMG I LOVE SIMS 4 !!!!!!!!!!! I have the dog and cat expansion pack and it is awesome ;)

1point

KismetTheFox 7 years ago

I have an earning to have her have her pjs on, and then delete the door while it is winter.

1point

Colleen 7 years ago

I have the sudden urge to put her in a pool, and make her swim till she dies. I can't be the only one.....

1point

#13

Yet Another Unrealistic Standard For Women

Final score:

331points

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Mark Smallman 7 years ago

Nice bum shame about the face ;)

76points

Veronica Niechajczyk 7 years ago

butter face?

3points

Capermom 7 years ago

Butthead...

18points

Lizard Queen 7 years ago

Newest trend for 2018: butt boobs.

6points

OUSSAMA AGZOUL 2 years ago

lol

0points

Nini Meow 7 years ago

Someone finally can see their a*s without much effort!

4points

Kenny Kulbiski 7 years ago

Somebody's going to make a crude remark about getting your head out of your a*s. Might as well be me.

3points

Brivid 7 years ago

Butthead

2points

Randy Inbred 7 years ago

Tits and/or a*s

2points

Em B 7 years ago

Damn! How does she do that? Probably takes a s**t ton of dieting...

1point

Máyumi Kakizaki 7 years ago

It's her Thong Bra!

1point

Taryn Wallace 7 years ago

Is this considered a butterface???

1point

#14

This Dress Blew Her Mind

Final score:

329points

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LittleGrayMouse 7 years ago

And the groom lost his legs.

17points

Diana Trojansek 5 years ago

At least he won't get cold feet

1point

MadamButterfly 7 years ago

Evening gown with complimentary blood splatter.

9points

Kiahna 7 years ago

To be fair, that is a gorgeous dress.

8points

Brinda Kansara 7 years ago

Why isn't anyone noticing the guy mannequin beside it looking like Lord Farquaad

6points

Allayna 7 years ago

BWHAHA XD

1point

JD Cassavaugh 7 years ago

Looks like an anime decapitation.

3points

Ashley Cruz 7 years ago

It's like the reinactment of the movie Carrie

2points

Claudia Kahana 7 years ago

I THOUGHT AT FIRST THAT THE RED WAS BLOOOD

2points

Sebastian Melmoth 7 years ago

she must have run afoul of Michael Ironsides character from the old David Cronenberg flick, Scanners😃

2points

eleven's eggos 7 years ago

Where do I get this dress

1point

BarryAllenTheFlash 7 years ago

"Yeah, yeah. Oh, those? Just throw the flowers anywhere."

1point

#15

But I Don't Wanna Be A Mannequin!

Final score:

305points

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stellermatt 7 years ago

one on the right is like "look at all the f***s I give"

112points

George Tilă 7 years ago

And the left one is "Hehe none"

6points

Jilltdcatlady 7 years ago

The one on the right: Are her arms on backwards? She does not look right.

1point

Malicity D'Obscura 7 years ago

Whilst the middle one has Drag Queen In The Future on their bio.

0points

Leanna Patwell 7 years ago

I love how the tree across the street reflects in such a way as to make it look like the tantrum dummy has a green afro. Thereby making her MORE upset! LOLOLOLOL

3points

Kikka io 7 years ago

they look like male mannequins to which they have forcibly dressed as women and who are not happy.

2points

Sunny San Diego 7 years ago

Spooky

2points

Ana T. 7 years ago

i will cry too if i have to wear such horrible dresses

2points

Nini Meow 7 years ago

Peer pressure much?!

1point

Odean Lawrence 1 year ago

The tall one in the middle: LOOK! Mum and Dad are gone now! They've been dismantled...we're on our own! This is our life now, so just suck it up!

0points

Ruby White 2 years ago

My spirit animal...

0points

Vincent Ortega 2 years ago

baby

0points

Vincent Ortega 2 years ago

babyhead

0points

#16

Cheer Up, Mannequin, It's Supposed To Be The Best Day Of Your Life

Final score:

286points

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stellermatt 7 years ago

"I wanted to knit blankets, drink gin and live on an Island, but no 'get married' they said, 'you'll have fun' they said...

28points

Hayley Lightcap 7 years ago

I interpreted it as more live on a mountain and drink bourbon but same thing

6points

Lalita 7 years ago

MELANIA!? is that you?|?

8points

Mj - MSP 7 years ago

OMG I'm dyin! Hilarious

2points

Wyndmere 7 years ago

This is the bride for the next post. Scroll down; you'll see why she looks this way.

3points

Kim Lorton 7 years ago

...but I love someone else! He’s in the sporting clothes area!

3points

Rebekah 7 years ago

That commercial: My Pills! Did I remember to take my pills??? (anyone?)

3points

Glenda Riley 3 years ago

Taylor Swift realizing she will never be a bride 🤣

1point

KismetTheFox 7 years ago

Angelica Schuyler?

1point

Wyndmere 7 years ago

No veil... must be after the "I dos".

1point

Hamlets twin 7 years ago

She saw the price tag...

1point

Dina Voormey 7 years ago

Contempating.....I know the feeling!😏😉😁

1point

#17

This Rather Enthusiastic Mannequin

Final score:

280points

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Daria B 7 years ago

When your football team shoots GOOOOOOOAL!!!!

76points

mbergen 7 years ago

Uhmm.. touchdown. :-) (yes I'm just being an a*s)

5points

stellermatt 7 years ago

behind glass for a reason

8points

Katie M 7 years ago

super saiyan HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEOOIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

6points

Kenadee Bickford 7 years ago

He heard that he is gonna get lucky

3points

Sky 7 years ago

Omg SALE! Martha hold my satchel.

3points

Annabelle 7 years ago

When the summer holidays arrive...

3points

John Montgomery 7 years ago

Are we sure that's enthusiasm? Looks similar to Cat in the Red Dwarf ep where time was going backwards.

2points

Rebekah 7 years ago

This tie DOES TOTALLY GO WITH THIS SUIT!

2points

GlassOfWater 7 years ago

This is meme material

2points

Troux 7 years ago

It's The Mask!

2points

#18

I Don't Trust This Mannequin

Final score:

276points

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stellermatt 7 years ago

i bet he feels nuts

111points

Kat Olmstead 7 years ago

Dammit, man, it's 2 am and I'm sitting here giggling like a maniac.😂

11points

Tigers 7 years ago

OMG so right

3points

Peggy Penguin 7 years ago

😂😂😂😂😂😂 💀💀

3points

Remy Dhami 2 years ago

Thanks now I can’t stop laughing

0points

Alia Ris 7 years ago

that hand inside pants is a thousand answer why this mannequin is so wrong..

12points

Randy Inbred 7 years ago

Uncle fester meets mini-me!

10points

Lizard Queen 7 years ago

Bastard child of Dr. Evil and Mr. Bean.

7points

Rin Rin 7 years ago

Fapping with evil intensions. Now that is weird.

5points

Jace 7 years ago

Creepy determined face: Check. Creepy underlighting to enhance creepy expression: Check. Bald head for diversity (cancer-treatment child): Check. Missing hand: Solved. Time for lunch break.

2points

Larry Dahle 7 years ago

Classic early onset self-abuse...

2points

MEB 7 years ago

I bet it has hairy palms.

2points

James Honey 7 years ago

Gawd only knows where his hands have been.

1point

S Bagci 7 years ago

wow that's just ...............wrong on so many levels.

1point

#19

This Clothing Display

Final score:

256points

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Daniel Losinger 7 years ago

Isn't this a scene from The Sixth Sense?

101points

Sven Mom 7 years ago

Omg! That was my FIRST thought upon seeing this!

3points

Ray LeBlanc 1 year ago

Cool, where can I buy those kid hangars ?

0points

Jace 7 years ago

I was thinking "The Happening", actually.

-1point

kathryn stretton 7 years ago

Where's the kids? Oh, just hangin' around.

10points

Larry Dahle 7 years ago

Good one!

0points

rita rayman 7 years ago

how about this photo I took in a Cairo market. Seriously disturbing... IMG_0042-5...5bbe45.jpg

7points

mearz 7 years ago

are you sure they were mannequins?

1point

Zoe Nikolakakis 7 years ago

Pennywise has taken the children

7points

David Ross 7 years ago

Is that a store or a Halloween display?

3points

Sardonic Scribe 7 years ago

They ALL float down here, Georgie.

3points

MadamButterfly 7 years ago

Just hanging around,in a rather spooky way!

3points

stellermatt 7 years ago

it's where Mary Poppins* gets her kids clothes from *other floating fictional characters are available

3points

Simone 7 years ago

Spooky!!!

2points

Emil Lozev 7 years ago

... I see dead people!

1point

#20

Not Your Average Mannequin

Final score:

252points

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stellermatt 7 years ago

obama?

237points

Marie-Louise Chenois 7 years ago

COME BAAACK!!!!!!!!

14points

Beaver-Moose 7 years ago

*white obama

12points

Juana 7 years ago

Homeless obama

4points

Trisha Dragon 7 years ago

No this is Patrick

3points

Rappenwolf 7 years ago

DEA Undercover agent.

2points

donewithlifeu 7 years ago

stole the words right out of my mouth

1point

Lilli Burnham 7 years ago

ME: *DIES*

0points

BarryAllenTheFlash 7 years ago

BARRACK PLEASE COME BACK AND SAVE US FROM THIS ORANGE SATAN

9points

JDawn 7 years ago

He kind of looks like Obama hahaa I miss him

7points

Nicola Morley 7 years ago

Why does h look like Barrack Obama (slightly)?

7points

BusLady 7 years ago

He can now wear the clothes Michelle would never let him wear in Office.

6points

jevais 7 years ago

So that what happens to ex-presidents I so liked President Obama why did it have to end this way?

5points

Taryn Wallace 7 years ago

Yes we quin

5points

Jolee Webb 7 years ago

obama? haven't heard that name in a while.

5points

Brinda Kansara 7 years ago

All hail Barrack Obama

5points

John 7 years ago

Vulcan Obama.

3points

#21

Shadow Gives This Mannequin A Fablulous Moustache

Final score:

241points

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Mark Smallman 7 years ago

Thomas Magnum couldn't quite fully commit tot his latest disguise ;)

54points

Wyndmere 7 years ago

This is his sister, Dorcas Magnum.

3points

La Petite Morte 7 years ago

My first thought was Freddie Mercury looking fabulous.

4points

Shana Gray 7 years ago

That's EXACTLY what I thought! Lol

1point

BusLady 7 years ago

How do they stay on? There's no nose

2points

arthur lindsay coker 7 years ago

My mo was transplanted from below

1point

Monica small 7 years ago

Looks like Sgt. Dangle from Reno 911!

1point

Zoe Nikolakakis 7 years ago

TEH MOUSTACHE

1point

stellermatt 7 years ago

I mean, it's a look?

1point

Vincent Ortega 2 years ago

mastash

0points

Vincent Ortega 2 years ago

mostash

0points

Андрій Мельник 5 years ago

FREDDY?!

0points

#22

Target's Unrealistic Body Expectations

Final score:

240points

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Zoe Nikolakakis 7 years ago

Half slender man

23points

Sabrina Huber 7 years ago

Go Go Gadget Arms!

5points

stellermatt 7 years ago

great for getting those itchy shins

3points

Tim Douglass 7 years ago

That's how you look after carrying an Osborne 1 "portable" computer around.

1point

SykesDaMan 7 years ago

Super Bowler!!

1point

Vincent Ortega 2 years ago

half slender man

0points

Vincent Ortega 2 years ago

ime with you Zoe nikolakakis

0points

OUSSAMA AGZOUL 4 years ago

wait target has mannequins?

0points

Maxine Pate 5 years ago

Just one of the Fantastic Four!!

0points

KaDeJa 7 years ago

When you are dragging at the end of the day....

0points

#23

Holland's Sauciest Mannequin

Final score:

238points

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stellermatt 7 years ago

*lunge*

65points

Anouk 7 years ago

This shouldn't have made me lol that loud.

8points

Sree S 7 years ago

Should've put his fists up and be like 'I'm VICTORIOUS'

1point

Fran Davies 7 years ago

Lunge LOL !

1point

GlassOfWater 7 years ago

'Sup babe?

11points

Dat.One_guy 7 years ago

"Slide to the left" Thats Ur f****n right Carl

6points

donewithlifeu 7 years ago

how did they put the pants on?

4points

Debbie Andersson 7 years ago

My boyfriend is from holland, the sauciness is legit.

4points

John Montgomery 7 years ago

How difficult must it be to dress ones like this?

2points

KismetTheFox 7 years ago

Lemme smash

1point

Ms. Terious 7 years ago

most bootiful, and gracfull, verrry niece

1point

Kikka io 7 years ago

what's wrong? I've always seen men doing joga in suits and ties.

1point

BarryAllenTheFlash 7 years ago

Funky

1point

#24

This Mannequin

Final score:

237points

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Cerys Dunbar 7 years ago

this statue is satans now

120points

S Bagci 7 years ago

yep !

0points

Ehren Thomsen 7 years ago

Let's be honest, people: how many of us have already thought about putting little radio-controlled wheels on this mannekin, hide behind those racks, wait patiently until there's enough already unnerved people around, and then break all the Hell loose? The stampede would be legendary.

30points

Rebekah 7 years ago

*raising my hand

11points

Dragonet 7 years ago

MEEEEE!!!! I WOULD TOTALY DO THAT😂

3points

LoneWolfie 7 years ago

…me…

2points

Chyppa Homer 7 years ago

I bet the security guard gives this place a wide berth at night :D

21points

Tam-Tam 7 years ago

Hahaha! :-))

1point

Aud Wey 7 years ago

So creepy!! He is trying to swallow our souls, watch out!!

15points

Nikki D 7 years ago

Well that's something I didn't need to see at 4am!!

11points

LA Juice 7 years ago

Who knew the Romanians had such an affinity for Jeff Sessions culture?

8points

RandomPkmnFan 1 year ago

Where in Romania is this? I am romanian and really want to know where this is

0points

Sky 7 years ago

I have seen hell, and it is terrifying! And rather short.

8points

Luna Matara 7 years ago

Nightmare in departement store

8points

mbergen 7 years ago

I see Chucky found new work after starring in Childs Play

7points

Angela Turrall 7 years ago

We all float down here...

7points

#25

Finally A Mannequin That Adequately Reflects How Buff I Look In Polo Shirts

Final score:

231points

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Chyppa Homer 7 years ago

Also, he's scratching his balls :D

130points

Neeraj Jha 7 years ago

Makes it realistic!

18points

joe Shmoe 7 years ago

they ain't gonna scratch themselves. :)

4points

TC 7 years ago

Nothing to worry about, they're wooden...

2points

Cassyblue Warren 7 years ago

He is wearing a dirty shirt. Look at the underarms and sleeves

1point

Nutella❤ 7 years ago

oh yeah

0points

Em B 7 years ago

Shhh! You weren't s'posed to see that...

0points

stellermatt 7 years ago

i reckon this is what butthead looks like now...

3points

sharron lynn parsons 7 years ago

Those arms are scary !

2points

Kat Olmstead 7 years ago

For the anorexic ball scratcher in your family!

1point

Larry Dahle 7 years ago

In this season at your local concentration camp!

1point

BusLady 7 years ago

Buff? Look at those skinny arms!

1point

Vincent Ortega 2 years ago

ime with you Chyppa Homer

0points

OUSSAMA AGZOUL 4 years ago

BUFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFete

0points

Elizabeth Gardner 7 years ago

Thin man series?

0points

Brenda Freeman 7 years ago

OMG

0points

#26

Tired Of Nikes Unrealistic Body Expectations For Men

Final score:

230points

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audrey cooper 7 years ago

T H I C C

100points

Evan Griffiths 7 years ago

Okay this has been really bothering me. How do you say thicc??

1point

RandomPkmnFan 1 year ago

*Ballin' music starts playing

0points

Furious_Lover 7 years ago

I’d tap that at anytime. lol

0points

Lilli Burnham 7 years ago

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN DROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Me: FANGIRLING SO HARD!!!

-3points

stellermatt 7 years ago

oh my god. look at his butt.

30points

Beth Arriaga 7 years ago

Thanks stellermatt. I'll be singing this all Day now.....

8points

LittleGrayMouse 7 years ago

Dat a*s

19points

Daria B 7 years ago

He's gonna evolve into a centaur.

14points

Sardonic Scribe 7 years ago

From the latest Kardashian line of mannequins.

9points

BobbyK 7 years ago

The Kardashian look.

7points

Alex K 7 years ago

dat a*s doe

7points

Jeff 7 years ago

Too bad this isn't Nike...it's Under Armour

5points

Cyndi H 7 years ago

Baby got back!

5points

Chyppa Homer 7 years ago

Something to wear for butt-day at the gym ;)

4points

#27

I Think The Mannequins In Chile Have Romania Beat

Final score:

216points

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FlyGirl 7 years ago

Gollum just wanted some nice stripy pants.

156points

Anna Mcaffee 7 years ago

And he got some tan

9points

Em B 7 years ago

"My precious like... My precious think they're slimming..."

3points

Hamish Morris 4 years ago

So true

0points

Zoe Nikolakakis 7 years ago

Me: terrified, speechless, WTF

13points

Randy Inbred 7 years ago

Evil yoda

9points

BusLady 7 years ago

Well, aliens have to wear something

8points

Karen Mariángel 7 years ago

I'm from Chile and I have no idea of what the hell I just saw :O

7points

stellermatt 7 years ago

"mmm... socks I will need, cold are my feet"

5points

Hurrem Haseki 7 years ago

Gollum also deserves pretty clothes...

4points

FandomTrashHell 7 years ago

its called style look it up( ✧≖ ͜ʖ≖)

4points

David Ross 7 years ago

Now, THAT is creepy.

4points

Eva Teodorescu 7 years ago

"my PRECIOUS!"

4points

#28

Overly Sad Mannequin

Final score:

211points

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MIKEYMCC 7 years ago

Keanu Mannequin

11points

Rin Rin 7 years ago

"I don't know man. Just sometimes I feel like everyone is watching me."

8points

Lulik 7 years ago

This is mannequin represents a man waiting for his wife during shopping

7points

BusLady 7 years ago

"I can't go home until I sell all of these."

5points

Heather 7 years ago

Sad Keanu...

4points

Alex Merck 7 years ago

Keanu Reeves pose :(

4points

Brinda Kansara 7 years ago

He is waiting for his girlfriend to finish shopping so he can go home and eat

4points

Sanne H. 7 years ago

The only thing missing are the shopping bags with things she already bought in other stores and that he has to carry home later 😇

1point

glowworm2 7 years ago

No one knows what it's like to be the bad mannequin, to be the sad mannequin...

4points

JD Cassavaugh 7 years ago

"Behind no eyes."

7points

Char Char 7 years ago

I wish my wife would hurry up!

4points

eleven's eggos 7 years ago

When the waitress says "Enjoy your food" and you say "thanks, you too"... and then you can't stop thinking about it all day

3points

#29

Found On A Mannequin At Zara

Final score:

211points

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Giorgio Prodoti 7 years ago

goggly eyes make all better

103points

RandomPkmnFan 1 year ago

The sheer smallness of the eyes makes the mannequin look very intimidating.

0points

Sree S 7 years ago

I wouldn't be surprised if it was my brother who decided to stick 'em up there.

0points

Magpie 7 years ago

Except this time. Makes her look ....just ....

0points

BusLady 7 years ago

Now she has eyes

0points

Lizard Queen 7 years ago

The blouse's red flowers look like a blood stain.

7points

scrappyrat 7 years ago

Hello, I'm looking for a shirt for those times when you wish to look like you've been vomiting blood all afternoon. Do you have something like that? Great!

2points

stellermatt 7 years ago

wall-e 2

3points

Hamlets twin 7 years ago

Time to order 5000 sets of googly eyes ...

2points

Ry Keener 7 years ago

I used to work at Target. One day, someone went through our store without us noticing and put googly eyes on nearly all our posters with people on them. Ha!

2points

Rin Rin 7 years ago

My exact face when I flip the prize tag

2points

Zoe Nikolakakis 7 years ago

JEFF TEH KILLER

2points

Randy Inbred 7 years ago

A real person is trapped in there

2points

Juana 7 years ago

So much more relatable

1point

Vincent Ortega 2 years ago

goggly eyes hahaha:)

0points

#30

This Ridiculous Mannequin

Final score:

206points

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Agnes Jekyll 7 years ago

My geology teacher

57points

Shiloh X 7 years ago

My teacher would be so mad bc she hates ppl sitting on tables XD

2points

stellermatt 7 years ago

“I'm Mr. Bergstrom. Feel free to make fun of my name if you want. Two suggestions are Mr. "Nerdstrom" and Mr. "Boogerstrom"

8points

Ana T. 7 years ago

the Keanu reeves of mannequins

5points

Nicola Morley 7 years ago

Looks like Jeremy Clarkson from Top Gear (BBC)

4points

Horatio Bankhead 7 years ago

James May: CLARKSOOOOOOOOOOOOON!

0points

Phil The Computer 7 years ago

"Hello, if you're watching this you just saved the world. Congrats, but the next wave is coming, and it'll be more intense than the last, so get ready and fight, for freedom."

2points

OUSSAMA AGZOUL 4 years ago

want me to scratch my s*****m. gals?

1point

Alison Perfect 7 years ago

That comment above really made me laugh. Hahaha

1point

KismetTheFox 7 years ago

It’s mista steal ya gurl

1point

Wyndmere 7 years ago

How... telepathy?

1point

Samantha Kalitzki 1 year ago

Finde es jetzt nicht so schlimm 🤔

0points

#31

Help! I've Fallen And I Can't Get Up!

Final score:

179points

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LittleGrayMouse 7 years ago

He's doing the sexy crawl!

101points

Sue Rogers 7 years ago

And trying to find his head!

6points

mbergen 7 years ago

"Where's my head??!? Where's my f**kn head??!?"

19points

Brinda Kansara 7 years ago

Friend: Quick, act natural. Me: .......

12points

Cyndi H 7 years ago

Dammit Gary.... Just get up!

9points

Eliiiiiiiiiza 7 years ago

When you fall and your crush walks in

7points

Miss Cris 7 years ago

Oh, it's a pity that the other mannequins are not able to see him and do something

7points

Monica small 7 years ago

Draw me like one of your French girls!

5points

Mark Smallman 7 years ago

I would say he's looking for his head but then what is with the rest of them?

3points

Desiree Cretan 7 years ago

"I'm too sexy for my body"

2points

BusLady 7 years ago

"And can't find my head."

2points

#32

I Am Not Wearing This Sh*t!

Final score:

178points

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stellermatt 7 years ago

about to do jazz hands and flash a smile

42points

Kat Olmstead 7 years ago

If it does I'm noping the f right outta here.

1point

Blue Cicada 7 years ago

How would my whiny toddler look in this shirt?

6points

Geedee Gituma 7 years ago

I bet it's the dress on the t-shirts which he has a problem with

6points

Ellisa 7 years ago

Showing a very realistic mannequin (or a mannequin that will dissuade folks from having kids)

4points

BusLady 7 years ago

"For the last time, I am not a girl!"

3points

Luna 7 years ago

However....VERY realistic... :P

2points

Rappenwolf 7 years ago

I'm a boy!

2points

BarryAllenTheFlash 7 years ago

I wonder if these sad mannequins were like defects or something, and the store bought them on sale...

2points

mbergen 7 years ago

Looks like he's saying "I don't care if you really wanted a girl"

2points

Missy Finley 7 years ago

That's what my grandson looks like when he's pooping...

1point

#33

Someone Hung A Mannequin Underneath The Stairs At My University's Library. I Took A Picture And Flipped It Upside Down

Final score:

171points

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Jhoa 7 years ago

Great picture.

71points

stellermatt 7 years ago

escher would love this

14points

Skilover12 7 years ago

There's a second mannequin going up the stairs.

7points

earringnut 7 years ago

let me guess your school has a great engineering program

6points

MN Free Spirit 7 years ago

Trippy dream picture

5points

Ryan Maughan 7 years ago

I really like this

2points

Allayna 7 years ago

Art

2points

Sarah Nunns 7 years ago

Very clever

1point

Stella 1 year ago

Hang on for dear life

0points

Vincent Ortega 2 years ago

good picture

0points

#34

I Raise You Two Creepy Mannequins

Final score:

170points

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Efia 7 years ago

When mannequins have a better love life than you :-D

35points

Andrea Jones 7 years ago

They look more like CPR dummies.

8points

Sardonic Scribe 7 years ago

Uh - 99.9% sure these are CPR dummies.

6points

Angel 7 years ago

The moment you realize even cpr dummies have a better sex life than you...

5points

Destiny Rose 7 years ago

Brokeback Mannequin.

4points

Phil The Computer 7 years ago

*careless whisper intensifies*

4points

Nikki D 7 years ago

Maybe they both just bit into a peppermint patty

4points

Sarah Silverstone 7 years ago

These are CPR training dummies...

4points

Mark Smallman 7 years ago

Probably simulaids more than mannequins.

4points

Haunting Spirit 7 years ago

Indeed. They aren't mannequins but simulaids.

5points

Allayna 7 years ago

"Fifty percent off all shirts" "Oh yeah" XD

3points

#35

Just Another Unrealistic Body Expectation For Women

Final score:

168points

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Simone 7 years ago

Love the rich blue hue ♥

54points

BusLady 7 years ago

Love the dress

2points

Em B 7 years ago

Ya, she loves it too.... Didn't think our necks could elongate...

1point

Rachelle Herle 7 years ago

Or is it black? Haha.

1point

Vinniegret 7 years ago

It's silver!

0points

W. Keith Nunnelee 7 years ago

But does it also come in a cow neck?

9points

Lizard Queen 7 years ago

Bjork-iquin.

6points

Luna Clara 7 years ago

if a human can wear a swan-dress a swan may wear a human dress? haha

3points

stellermatt 7 years ago

she's got some neck on her...

4points

Cerys Dunbar 7 years ago

elegant as a swan?

4points

Eliiiiiiiiiza 7 years ago

Dat neck tho

3points

MN Free Spirit 7 years ago

who? what? why? my brain is not comprehending this concept at all!

3points

BusLady 7 years ago

The latest in Geese wear?

2points

BusLady 7 years ago

swan

0points

BusLady 7 years ago

And webbed hands

2points

FandomTrashHell 7 years ago

*sigh* i wish i was a swan!

2points

#36

This Mannequin Has A Beer Belly

Final score:

163points

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Daniel Losinger 7 years ago

That shirt is my size.

43points

Craig Reynolds 1 year ago

Mine also.

0points

Angela Campbell 7 years ago

That's the "40-something dad with 3 kids, a used-to-be-hot wife, and a mini van" mannequin

6points

Phillip Moderow 7 years ago

No, he's six months pregnant. SOMEbody is hung up on equality ...

2points

BusLady 7 years ago

Lighten up on the suds, Dude.

1point

KT Trondsen 7 years ago

realistic atleast

1point

Jayme Cody 7 years ago

This mannequin is very pregnant. LOL.

1point

MoodyBlue 7 years ago

Something realistic.

1point

Anna Mcaffee 7 years ago

Or maybe he's pregnant

1point

Randy Inbred 7 years ago

Food baby

1point

OUSSAMA AGZOUL 4 years ago

the fat boi

0points

#37

I Saw This Mannequin At Target The Other Day

Final score:

162points

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Lizard Queen 7 years ago

Odd snappy doggo. Taller than most, likes to chase unsuspecting shoppers. 10/10 would pet.

13points

Jim Price 7 years ago

I think Crocks may be trying to adjust their image.

3points

SanchaTheSeeker 7 years ago

Sorry boss, only thing I could find!

3points

glowworm2 7 years ago

I've seen those plastic crocodile skulls in Target during Halloween. I wouldn't be surprised if this happened because a customer did it.

2points

BTS Army Forever 7 years ago

Just look at that smile :)

2points

BlueDragons3 7 years ago

I bet he’s wearing “crocs”

2points

stellermatt 7 years ago

quite the snappy dresser...

2points

Angie Johnstone 7 years ago

Makes me think of Geena Davis in beetlejuice!

1point

David Ross 7 years ago

Cool, gators gotta stay in shape.

1point

Brinda Kansara 7 years ago

Jurassic Park is back again so soon?!

1point

#38

This Sex Shop Mannequin Looks Like She's Questioning Her Life Decisions

Final score:

156points

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George Tilă 7 years ago

The bride model from earlier before marriage

113points

A Ghost 7 years ago

Or after marriage if you get my drift :)

23points

mbergen 7 years ago

honeymoon disappointment?

7points

Dario Agrillo 7 years ago

She's trying all her best to make the relationship work...

6points

K. Guyton 7 years ago

Yup 5ab371f92a...2795ea.jpg

2points

Lilli Burnham 7 years ago

or maybe she left him/her (ITS 2018 PEOPLE) at the alter

1point

Balázs Zsigmond 7 years ago

Or after

0points

Jace 7 years ago

Why do you assume it's BEFORE marriage...?

0points

Someone 7 years ago

about to say the same

0points

Jenny Mason 7 years ago

Looks like Melania in a black wig.

8points

Tori Tea 7 years ago

"I knew being a hooker was a bad idea"

6points

Nikki D 7 years ago

Lmao @ the wet floor sign!

5points

W. Keith Nunnelee 7 years ago

50 Shades of Melancholy

4points

Chicago Kitty 7 years ago

"I knew I shouldn't have responded to that Craigslist ad..."

3points

Hayley Lightcap 7 years ago

But...it's our anniversary. It was supposed to be a surprise...BUT I FOUND YOU IN BED WITH MY LYING CHEATING WHORE OF A BEST FRIEND.

3points

Lizard Queen 7 years ago

It's the Melania model.

3points

BusLady 7 years ago

Melania's parents wanted HER to be a doctor.

2points

Dana Kessler 7 years ago

Bet shes working her way through mannequin college, student loans are no joke.

2points

Kerri Mantella 7 years ago

She was a good Mormon mannequin once before she came to the city

2points

#39

This Mannequin Has Tattoos

Final score:

150points

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stellermatt 7 years ago

awesome, what's the problem?

88points

Kireina 7 years ago

Nobody said their was a problem XD

5points

Patricia Ross 7 years ago

Problem is, when she gets all old and saggy those tattoos are going to be a hot mess.

1point

Imperfekt 7 years ago

It's just something you don't see often. Who said there's a problem?

1point

Indie_cloud 7 years ago

Nothing, it's just different ;)

1point

Miss Cris 7 years ago

I was just looking at the doughnuts wheels...

10points

Lira Mai 7 years ago

yeah, i want to have that.

0points

CelSlade 7 years ago

They are beige tights with a butterfly pattern.

3points

Laura Elonen 7 years ago

Even that mannequin is cooler than I am, with all the tattoos and so on...

3points

BusLady 7 years ago

Or patterned hose to look like tattoos.

2points

LA Juice 7 years ago

and weird "hooved" toes/feet

2points

Eliiiiiiiiiza 7 years ago

I once saw a mannequin with pierced ears.

1point

M O'Connell 7 years ago

WHAT STORE IS THIS!?

1point

David Ross 7 years ago

Cool Nice art.

1point

Lizard Queen 7 years ago

Those *shoes*! 💙💞💗💟

1point

#40

This Hyped Up Mannequin

Final score:

149points

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Dawn Baik 7 years ago

he's celebrating the fact he didn't have to wear the red plaid pants behind him!

9points

Samantha Robinson 7 years ago

Somehow its added facial hair really makes me want to slap this mannequin.

3points

Angela Campbell 7 years ago

Those plaid pants on the left tho....

3points

Rainbow screen 7 years ago

He is charging his Kai power

2points

Hayley Lightcap 7 years ago

Does anyone else think that he looks like that a*****e who doesn't deserve his position, but got it anyway because he knows the owner even though he knows nothing about the job,

2points

KaDeJa 7 years ago

Just think how excited he'll be when he finds his shoes!!

1point

Rappenwolf 7 years ago

I'm just so glad to have a top half, unlike Joe back there.

1point

Rebekah 7 years ago

His name is Tad. Don't ask me why, I don't make the rules.

1point

stellermatt 7 years ago

bam!

1point

Boba 2 years ago

SIUUUU

0points

#41

I See Your Nordstrom Mannequin, And I Raise You Macy's

Final score:

135points

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Randy Inbred 7 years ago

Backstreet's back!

94points

Maike 7 years ago

Allright!!! :0)

29points

earringnut 7 years ago

up. town. funk.

7points

BusLady 7 years ago

Bad posture, How can you check your text messages?

2points

Allayna 7 years ago

"Lean back, lean back"

2points

Char Char 7 years ago

Your left foot stomp, your right foot stomp...

2points

OUSSAMA AGZOUL 4 years ago

watch me whip now watch me nae nae

1point

Analyn Lahr 7 years ago

Walk this way.

1point

Dario Agrillo 7 years ago

One step beyond! (Then goes the sax)

1point

Jo Johannsen 7 years ago

Heard it through the grapevine...

0points

mearz 7 years ago

freeze frame-sharp dressed mannequin by ZZ Top

0points

#42

When The Lingerie Is Just Right

Final score:

131points

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Lydia Baba 7 years ago

This is just weird

23points

Lizard Queen 7 years ago

That's one hell of a fetish.

11points

Geri Jernigans 7 years ago

Hamburger helper is that you?

8points

Mark Smallman 7 years ago

I am curious,does it have a butt or a wrist ;)

8points

stellermatt 7 years ago

aw man, they got me...

4points

W. Keith Nunnelee 7 years ago

I don't love it. I mean...it's ok...

3points

BusLady 7 years ago

Well, it gets your attention

2points

FandomTrashHell 7 years ago

this one is my fav its ｎｏｉｃｅ

2points

Jace 7 years ago

Shouldn't the male one be making a straight finger gesture?

1point

Emily Hisel 7 years ago

wtf

1point

#43

Passing By GAP, These Are Their Mannequins

Final score:

126points

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Kati Laus 7 years ago

As a mom of two toddlers - that’s exactly the angle you’re going to be looking at their clothes most of the time though 😊 For realism they should add a muddy puddle

166points

Furious_Lover 7 years ago

Your kids are so relatable

1point

Harri Ellis 3 years ago

or spilled milk.

0points

Sree S 7 years ago

Wolf: 'Lol'

0points

stellermatt 7 years ago

they managed to capture the whole 'not putting shoes on' position

22points

Nini Meow 7 years ago

The fox is loling!

7points

Char Char 7 years ago

you can see how you kids will look during tantrums!

4points

Char Char 7 years ago

**your**

1point

Clinton Yew 7 years ago

rough night...

4points

KamiSlayer 7 years ago

You want to make sure your kid looks good when they're throwing a tantrum at the supermarket for the tenth time because you wouldn't get them something

3points

BusLady 7 years ago

Did they let some real kids loose in there?

3points

Janet Allison 7 years ago

Accurate

3points

Apollo 7 years ago

And after the evil fox ate all the cute little children's heads, he said 'lol'.

3points

Peta Hurley-Hill 7 years ago

The fox did it...

1point

#44

Whoever Made This Mannequin Is Confused

Final score:

124points

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Randy Inbred 7 years ago

We celebrate this mannequins right to be different!

111points

Leanne Reilly 7 years ago

Looks like Benedict Cumberbatch to me...

14points

KCN 7 years ago

Noooo! Not my sweetie Benedict!

1point

Sardonic Scribe 7 years ago

Nice moobs, dude!

10points

Nikki D 7 years ago

Must be cold in there

8points

Angela Campbell 7 years ago

Maybe it's just REALLY REALLY cold in that store!

4points

Efia 7 years ago

What's going on with his nipples?!

4points

mbergen 7 years ago

Department stores are usually cold. Lets go with that.

19points

stellermatt 7 years ago

is it cold?

4points

Veronica Niechajczyk 7 years ago

those are the pointiest nipples ever

3points

Peta_C 7 years ago

Don't body shame the mannequin!

2points

W. Keith Nunnelee 7 years ago

Shoddy craftsmanship - literally a boob job. Heheh.

2points

#45

Clear Mannequin Filled With Babies. Why Not?

Final score:

113points

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-LittlePotato- 7 years ago

Omg This made me laugh

33points

Vinniegret 7 years ago

Mm made ME a little queasy

4points

Furious_Lover 7 years ago

I am......... disgusted

3points

Sree S 7 years ago

Caption: 'Why not?' Me: 'WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY'

3points

FandomTrashHell 7 years ago

*walks to a child* thats how babies are made

10points

Kristel 7 years ago

That made me laugh! Though if someone did this to my child I would be furious! About double standards..

4points

Miss Cris 7 years ago

Conceptual art

10points

Lucy y 7 years ago

Christ that’s how I currently feel at 38 weeks Agaggaga

9points

Phillip Moderow 7 years ago

Cringe scale 19.5 on a scale of 10.

5points

The Timelord From Hogsmead 7 years ago

Cue the nightmares

5points

Mhiller17 7 years ago

She's PREGNANT

5points

K. Guyton 7 years ago

Only if her uterus extends from her shoulder to her thigh. "Congratulations! It's a head...about twelve of them! And twin arms!"

2points

KT Trondsen 7 years ago

and not just any babies, dirty, broken babies

3points

BobbyK 7 years ago

Now THAT is just creepy!

3points

Anouk 7 years ago

Trumpty Pro-Life poster

3points

#46

I Think This Couple Is Having A Bit Of A Spat

Final score:

110points

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Neeraj Jha 7 years ago

and the kid is already suffering because of it. :(

78points

Hayley Lightcap 7 years ago

TAKE OFF THAT GODDAMN EYELINER TIMMY! WE'RE GOING TO GRANDMA'S. We should support our son artistically Jeremy. I'm going to be sleeping in the guest room until further notice.

12points

Mhiller17 7 years ago

Okay, but are we going to ignore the first ones head? Whats even going on there??

5points

stellermatt 7 years ago

"we said we weren't wearing hats"

4points

Rappenwolf 7 years ago

I'm SORRY I put eyeliner on Egbert.

3points

Acacia Kelly 7 years ago

Someone just learned the kid isn't his.....

3points

Jace 7 years ago

Only just now, with a head like his weird deformed "face coming out of a side neck" kind of thing...??

1point

BusLady 7 years ago

"I always knew he's not mine."

2points

Janet Allison 7 years ago

I think his neck skipped the base and attached itself straight to the crown

2points

Rebekah 7 years ago

Dad has a Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull vibe going on.

2points

mbergen 7 years ago

I think she just got caught checking out someones butt.

2points

#47

This Mannequin Scares Me

Final score:

100points

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ADHORTATOR 7 years ago

She is from outer space...

58points

Vinniegret 7 years ago

She is from France.

3points

Sree S 7 years ago

Is this supposed to be an Asian stereotype? Tis so inaccurate -_-

2points

Liz Fanjoy 7 years ago

Her pony tail is too tight

2points

Ron Santos 7 years ago

Put a blonde wig on it and you've got mannequin Taylor Swift

0points

Christopher Clark 7 years ago

or France.

0points

glowworm2 7 years ago

Looks a bit like Spock.

7points

Zoe Nikolakakis 7 years ago

BEHOLD!!!!! A CREATURE FROM MY NIGHTMARES

7points

Janet Allison 7 years ago

Either her brain is in her cheeks or it is flat. Like paper. I'm hoping for cheeks. For her sake.

4points

Asia 7 years ago

Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!

3points

Diana Snow 7 years ago

Its a horrid caricature of an Asian.

2points

mearz 7 years ago

daughter of the dude above

1point

Kat Olmstead 7 years ago

*whispers* Seven days.......

1point

Martin 7 years ago

Looks Raythist

1point

Malicity D'Obscura 7 years ago

Special. So very.

1point

#48

Anyone Else Disgusted By Mannequins In General?

Final score:

98points

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Lizard Queen 7 years ago

It's a photo drom Hell's waiting room.

56points

W. Keith Nunnelee 7 years ago

But, boy, those castrati could sing!

10points

FandomTrashHell 7 years ago

one with his mouth open: AAAAAAAAAAAAA one looking at the one with his mouth open: *gasp* one in front: f*k off

4points

Mhiller17 7 years ago

NOPE

3points

BusLady 7 years ago

Are they supposed to be singing?

2points

Cat Palmer 7 years ago

I am so going to have nightmares tonight.

2points

Ruby White 2 years ago

the girl staring at the boy with absolute bamboozlement on her face kills me

1point

Bobbi Berryhill 7 years ago

the kid to the left of it looks scared. poor thing

1point

Jace 7 years ago

Well, these huge open gaping mouthed monsters, yes... but i find mannequins to be neat for art purposes, and of course humor.

1point

mearz 7 years ago

i bet no one volunteers to get them out of storage. you know in the poorly lit back room

1point

#49

The Mannequin Didn't Want To Be In The Mall Any More Than I Did

Final score:

89points

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Janet Allison 7 years ago

I'm all for promoting positive body image and more realistic proportions but I'm not for promoting bad posture.

8points

scrappyrat 7 years ago

Don't posture-shame that mannequin! What do you want from her? They don't give mannequins spines, after all.

0points

Sierra Hall 7 years ago

This is my husband when I take him shopping.

4points

BusLady 7 years ago

Tired after the Gym.

1point

BarryAllenTheFlash 7 years ago

"I GIVE UP"

1point

OUSSAMA AGZOUL 4 years ago

the walk i do when i'm sad. according to my mom:

0points

Fluffy I am. obey me. or else. 7 years ago

Moooommmm I wannnaa goooo hommeeeee

0points

Wiz Allred 7 years ago

just. f****n. shoot. me. puleeeeezzee.

0points

Chris Walters 7 years ago

"But it's Melissa's tuuuuurrrrrnnnnn...." What parent hasn't seen this?

0points

Wendy Emlinger (ManyTotems) 7 years ago

And how is this mannikin supposed to make you feel good about wearing those clothes? I'd avoid them because they seem depressing.

0points

Kat Olmstead 7 years ago

When your mom makes you come downstairs to say hi to Aunt Janet.

0points

#50

Yet Another Unrealistic Expectation For Men

Final score:

86points

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Cerys Dunbar 7 years ago

wheres the other shoe? XD

53points

Neeraj Jha 7 years ago

Don't worry.. Arms have gone looking for it.

27points

Azziza 7 years ago

He was really drunk, ok?

5points

mbergen 7 years ago

Waiting for the other shoe to drop...

4points

Sarcasticow 7 years ago

In the same place where's the half of the other mannequin's head

3points

BusLady 7 years ago

Seriously, you're worried about a shoe?

3points

Sree S 7 years ago

Shoe 1: 'Ya know wat I've had enough' *jumps off* Shoe 2: 'Don't leave meeee' *fails attempts to jump off*

2points

Wyndmere 7 years ago

It dropped.

1point

RandomPkmnFan 1 year ago

He ate it :(

0points

KaDeJa 7 years ago

He's looking under the furniture.....

0points

Nicolé Applin 7 years ago

I don't even know why I laughed so hard at this! 😂 😂

0points

Furious_Lover 7 years ago

I would be more concerned about why his looks like a gaunt boot

0points

Em B 7 years ago

Probably with his arms...

0points

Máyumi Kakizaki 7 years ago

A person in a wheelchair bought it, for the one leg, they still have.

-2points

Geedee Gituma 7 years ago

#FitnessGoals

5points

stellermatt 7 years ago

"look ma, no hands!"

2points

My O My 7 years ago

This guys neck will hurt

1point

Maggie Grover Bacher 7 years ago

he's totally floored

1point

Eyad Babikir 7 years ago

Walk with ur chin up high... but ur head down low....

1point

Geri Jernigans 7 years ago

Damn frat parties!!!

1point

Janet Allison 7 years ago

Where's the rest of his head?

1point

BarryAllenTheFlash 7 years ago

Where is the rest of his head?

1point

Hayley Lightcap 7 years ago

This looks more like a keg stand at a frat party in the summer and the guy is a linebacker for the football team.

1point

#51

Anyone Else Horrified That They Make Obese Mannequins Too Now?

Final score:

84points

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Chyppa Homer 7 years ago

More horrified that they don't make hands to scale

178points

A Ghost 7 years ago

What do you mean? They're presidential size!

71points

Daria B 7 years ago

Heads and hands.

24points

mbergen 7 years ago

I was thinking the same thing, It doesn't bother me, just make them look in proportion.

11points

Dave Cornelius 7 years ago

they used Trump as a model

2points

Rappenwolf 7 years ago

Or heads.

2points

Wyndmere 7 years ago

... or heads.

1point

Margaret Becker 7 years ago

Or the heads.

1point

Paul Hutton 7 years ago

or heads

1point

Luna 7 years ago

or the head :O

1point

Ray LeBlanc 1 year ago

Like real Trump hands

0points

Christopher Oetker 7 years ago

Its the trump version

0points

Danielle Renee 7 years ago

nah, I think it's just modeled after Trump

0points

Katie Kennedy 7 years ago

And heads

0points

Jace 7 years ago

Or heads... or pretty much most of the body... it's entirely wrong.

0points

Connie Thomas Sullivan 7 years ago

It's the Make Asses Gigantic Again model. It is to scale.

0points

Vinniegret 7 years ago

Or heads

0points

Furious_Lover 7 years ago

I think his foot came off

0points

Máyumi Kakizaki 7 years ago

OR HEAD!!

0points

Alyson Sylva 7 years ago

They're in honor of our dear President.

0points

BusLady 7 years ago

Or heads

0points

Melissa D 7 years ago

It isn't a problem or horrifying. Except that the head is smaller than the body and feet look weird

20points

Sue Burrison 7 years ago

Those tiny hands, though....could that be.....?

13points

Master Markus 7 years ago

Not particularly, but I AM horrified by their concept of proportion.

11points

Diane Moffatt 7 years ago

No - fat people wear clothes too.

9points

Sue Rogers 7 years ago

YEP, gives you a better idea what it looks like on.

3points

Max L. 7 years ago

Can I kindly ask where's this shop at ? Maybe I fit :-D

8points

Stimpy 7 years ago

Why would that be horrifieing?

6points

Poppy Fern 7 years ago

Because the design of this mannequin is scary lol

4points

MoodyBlue 7 years ago

Why not, taking into account how many real people are obese.

5points

Janet Allison 7 years ago

Why is his head so small? You're face gets fat too...

3points

just a thought! 7 years ago

Pin head ?😂😂😂

3points

#52

This Child Mannequin

Final score:

74points

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just a thought! 7 years ago

Must be the other mannequin's child...

80points

Raquel DeCastro 7 years ago

Bad case of Nurse Maids elbow

2points

Cathy Keiran 7 years ago

Jack and Jill went up a hill...

3points

Tanja Jaeger 7 years ago

ET's love child

2points

FandomTrashHell 7 years ago

one spoopy child

1point

Sharon Allen 2 years ago

This is what happens when you're parents lift you up by one arm

0points

Victoria Brown 4 years ago

That's not an unrealistic expectation, my brother looks like that

0points

OUSSAMA AGZOUL 4 years ago

the girl of my dreams.......so beauty...

0points

Beatrice Neniute 7 years ago

Nnope!

0points

Furious_Lover 7 years ago

Another impossible expectation for us kids.....

0points

Chris Walters 7 years ago

ET had an affair while he was here...

0points

#53

I See Your Venezuelan Mannequins And I Raise You The Philippines

Final score:

72points

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persxphonne 7 years ago

When someone makes a good roast

40points

Lilli Burnham 7 years ago

no this is when someone makes a good roast it depends on which one you mean WITFH-5ac2...02b9d.jpeg

2points

Furious_Lover 7 years ago

Oooh can I have cream with that

0points

MADELINE ELIZABETH 7 years ago

HAHA

0points

Janet Allison 7 years ago

It would be better if there was a tiny face smiling from the back of his throat.

12points

Parmeisan 7 years ago

I really thought there was, for a moment!

5points

Mhiller17 7 years ago

if I see a picture of these one more time, i'll cry.

6points

Hayley Lightcap 7 years ago

No, they feed on fear.

4points

BusLady 7 years ago

Why, just why?

4points

A.R. 7 years ago

What is with these ones with the HUGE mouths?! Is this normal over there?

2points

Kristy Hughes 7 years ago

Why? Just why?

1point

Kireina 7 years ago

Look's like his barber got pissssssed XD

1point

Allayna 7 years ago

Omg at first I thought there was an angry head in his mouth!

1point

Ruby White 2 years ago

I will eat your soul Heheheheheheheheheeheh

0points

OUSSAMA AGZOUL 4 years ago

get these types of mannequins OUT

0points

#54

Just Another Realistic Expectation For Women

Final score:

57points

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jo_shortland 7 years ago

Why, just why ?

40points

Wyndmere 7 years ago

Bored Window Dressers entertain Bored Pandas.

1point

Someone 7 years ago

ikr that exactly what i said

0points

Sree S 7 years ago

'For sale' Me: *facepalm*

0points

Imperfekt 7 years ago

Because it's an attention grabber

0points

W. Keith Nunnelee 7 years ago

"Hey! Hey! My eyes are up here, pal!"

6points

Diana Snow 7 years ago

Shes an asshat

1point

jevais 7 years ago

Why not do the same for men? No head just his bits!

1point

RandomPkmnFan 1 year ago

amogus

0points

OUSSAMA AGZOUL 4 years ago

another girl of my dreams..............

0points

Nikki Stevens 6 years ago

Oh, this one's a realistic expectation? You don't see that every day...

0points

Elizabeth Gardner 7 years ago

???

0points

rachel ouder 7 years ago

When he tells you to look back at it......

0points

Beatrice Neniute 7 years ago

😂

0points

#55

Body Standard For Women

Final score:

53points

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just a thought! 7 years ago

Wow ! We got a couple and a child with long arms... Family done !

60points

Eileen Pieters-verbiest 7 years ago

And all With the same arm 😂😂😂

0points

Mark Smallman 7 years ago

The off the shoulder look gone too far!

6points

Furious_Lover 7 years ago

Literally

0points

Wyndmere 7 years ago

Its the mom. Are they under cover cops? ...Long arm of the law?

1point

Barbara Baldwin 7 years ago

Hey lady, you dropped something..

1point

Debbie Andersson 7 years ago

Guess we now atleast know the sweater is in good quality and don´t rip that easily?

1point

Veronica Niechajczyk 7 years ago

that's one stretchy sweater

1point

OUSSAMA AGZOUL 4 years ago

so many girls of my dreams......so paradise..........

0points

Marika Stanway 5 years ago

She only did one trip from the car with the shopping bags, clearly!

0points

mearz 7 years ago

neck breathing knuckle dragger.

0points

Nancy N 7 years ago

OMG! LOL! Reminds me of my sister. She had a prosthetic arm. When we were young, she'd drop it like this in pubic places!

0points

#56

This Mannequin Scares Me

Final score:

48points

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Lizard Queen 7 years ago

I want to fill its mouth with candy.

58points

Nini 7 years ago

I want to fill its mouth with worms. Cover the whole head with fluorescent paint, and paint its eyes red. Then stick it in the middle of a decorative jungle like those in the entrance of high standing buildings. Hide behind it with my camera at night and wait for people to come in, wave a leaf slightly so they look in the right direction and SNAP when they see it. MUAHAHAHAHA 😍

6points