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40 Of The Most Hilarious And Wholesome Dog Thoughts, As Shared By This Twitter Account (New Pics)
From barks to expressive eyebrows and a powerful side eye, our furry friends have a variety of ways to attempt communication with us. Sometimes we notice and sometimes we remain blissfully unaware that a dangerous stranger (the mailman) is attacking our territory (they walked past the yard.)
This Twitter account tries to condense all we know about dog behavior and give us some insight into what our pets might think and, more importantly, what they probably wish they could tell us. So scroll down and maybe read these out loud to your dog to get their perspective. Be sure to upvote your favorite ‘thoughts of dog,’ and If you want to see some, click here.
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Henrik Schmidt 2 years ago
"Outside feet". I love it. I've always wondered what dogs think clothes are.
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Loverboy (He/him they/them) 2 years ago
Wrong, he must bear the incredible weight of repeated pats
According to the American Veterinary Medical Association, more than a third of US households (38.4%) own at least one dog. In the chatter of family life, or just hanging out with roommates and other people, dogs have developed the ability to recognize not just words and phrases but even emotional tones of voice. In a classic case of personification, we then attribute certain emotions and ideas back onto them, allowing us to basically have one-way conversations that feel like a real discussion.
Some researchers even believe that dogs can sense our mood even if we remain silent. Now, a regularly talkative person remaining silent is already an indicator of a non-standard emotional state, but dogs are capable of understanding when we are sad, tired, stressed, and excited. That being said, some dogs have limited social intelligence and will still think that playing fetch is a great idea even if their master appears exhausted. Which is honestly not that far from interacting with some humans without social grace.
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Loverboy (He/him they/them) 2 years ago
If only. You're so pure, no worries and stress, being so dang happy all the time. You just need foods and loves
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Mrs Irish Mom 2 years ago
When my dog gets the zoomies he gets my kid all excited and they both run around the house like 2 nuts
Despite relatively poor eyesight, dogs can also learn gestures. This can range from specific non-verbal orders to the personalized gesticulations of an individual. Canine owners already know just how important eye contact is to a dog, and they are able to recognize elements of your mood just from that. They are also capable of understanding where you might be looking based on your pupils, not the orientation of your head. In general, your dog learns most behavioral norms from their owner, so if your pet misbehaves, you might only be able to blame yourself.
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Loverboy (He/him they/them) 2 years ago
Just give doggo own serving of food. Small serving, safe serving
For most pet owners, their dog is an integral part of their everyday life. Besides feeding and walking them, we also tend to talk to them. Some people go even further and even practice ostensibly human activities with their canines. Dog yoga, or doga, is where a dog and its owner perform yoga poses together. While it seems unlikely that the pet gets any particular amount of enlightenment from the activity, dog owners know that their fuzzy friend loves to feel involved, even if it’s not sure what’s happening.
Others even ‘dance’ with their dogs, though this is more a dressed-up obedience drill, not that awkward waltz some children will do with their confused, but eager family pet. The more formal term is ‘musical canine freestyle,’ which sounds like a pretty niche subgenre of music. The basic concept is that the owner does certain actions to music, often trembling dance moves, while the dog performs pre-determined actions based on physical cues from their master. When done correctly, it only vaguely resembles dancing, but dogs are not known for their grace and they are absolutely trying their best, so cut them some slack.
We all know that food is one of the most effective ways to a dog's heart. Indeed, even smaller canines will eat like there is no tomorrow, regardless of how satiated they actually are. This is a good tip for people traveling in areas with wild or semi-wild dogs, keep some treats with you to quickly ingratiate yourself to the pack. Though it's always best to use your best judgment when entering such an environment.
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Loverboy (He/him they/them) 2 years ago
It was berry stressed when it thought it was going to be eaten, but now it has doggo.
Other studies also suggest that dogs absolutely love petting and will happily sit and get pets for practically as long as the human is willing to provide them. Treats are also very effective for training, but more mature and domesticated dogs will also be quite happy with more pets and verbal praise. So talk to your dog, as chances are, it will get the gist of what you are saying. At the very least, it can be a sort of mini-therapy session.
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Loverboy (He/him they/them) 2 years ago
Well, on one hand I'm thinking I gave you food and you're just being a pig, and on the other hand I'm wondering if I really forgot and that I might as well give you food since I don't want you to be hungry, and then I'm guilty.
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Amanda Rose 2 years ago
23. Woofle at absolutely nothing and make the human get up to check the door.
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HelluvaHedgehogAlien 2 years ago
As long as it’s not chocolate chip or raisin… that’s disastrous for doggos
#23
Amanda Rose 2 years ago
We keep saying that my dog would activate his Big Boy Barks™ and then promptly show the intruder where his treats are and then the valuable items.
#24
Amanda Rose 2 years ago
Me to Oscar tonight " Oh! Somebody has a case of the stretchies! What a good stretch buddy!"
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Seamus Crumley 2 years ago
I'll bring in loads of them. After they find three or four, they'll get fed up and I will still have plenty to chew.
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Loverboy (He/him they/them) 2 years ago
I lower the portion sizes but feed him three times a day, so he eats with me.
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Seamus Crumley 2 years ago
Sometimes I keep this up for too long, then have to stop. After a while, it feels like my tail is wagging me.
#33
Seamus Crumley 2 years ago
Oh, I forgot. It's a vegan get together. Human's be strange. Having nuts for dinner is nuts.
#34
Kathryn Baylis 2 years ago
Well, if the second poop landed on the lawn of a neighbor your human doesn’t like, then you’re the bestest doggo in the whole wide world.
Just me, myself, and I 2 years ago
I had a dog that never (98% of the time) pooped on walks. Only back at our house or the place we were staying.
Seamus Crumley 2 years ago
They should not have left last night's indian food leftovers so easy to get. Poo bags be useless today.
Anon4share 2 years ago
I will reuse that one bag, for our whole walk, small dog, small poop, plenty of room. How much plastic do we need to throw away? Seriously, cleaning up after a dog is so much easier and less gross than changing a diaper.
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#37
Cyber Returns 2 years ago
Doggo's are a happy bag of love wrapped in fur with a wiggly bum at one end and a floppy yard of spam at the other end
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Loverboy (He/him they/them) 2 years ago
Leaf it to dogs to put strange things in their mouth like toddlers
#40
HelluvaHedgehogAlien 2 years ago
My doggo Mint would definitely be a fair competitor for number 9 :)
#42
Benita Valdez 2 years ago
Last few halloweens I set up by the street a huge bowl of water and a box with bags of dog treats (thoroughly and clearly labeled, even drew a simple dog face picture as well as taped the original treat bag to the box). We have alot of dogs in my neighborhood and it's only fair they get or trick or treat too 😊
#43
Seamus Crumley 2 years ago
Human. You don't have a valentine yet either. Open my canned food and you throw something in the microwave. Dinner for two. Then after, we can cuddle. Easy. Kiss kiss
#49
HelluvaHedgehogAlien 2 years ago
Valentine doggo is extra-good doggo! Just like Christmas doggo, Halloween doggo, Thanksgiving doggo, and March the 27th doggo :D
#50
Seamus Crumley 2 years ago
When you come back in 8 hours, I'll be rested and excited and have many things to do. Do not sit down and pretend to be tired.
#52
Seamus Crumley 2 years ago
I must stick my head out of the car more often, so I can get used to this thing humans call wind.
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Mrs Irish Mom 2 years ago
Do dogs actually remember routes because my dog refuses to go our old route, he drags me to where he wants to go so my dog brings me for a nice walk
#59
Seamus Crumley 2 years ago
Humans are so inconsiderate. They should make sure that my walkies, meals and naps are always taken care of. ON TIME.
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Benita Valdez 2 years ago
Intruders from the sky. Old man is displeased anything would dare enter his domain from the sky so he barks at them to go away. The younger pup hates his obnoxious barking and goes to a different room; neither is actually scared of the fireworks or thunder
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HelluvaHedgehogAlien 2 years ago
My doggo will, too, stop for no reason and stare at a ghost :O
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James Kistler 2 years ago
I laughed and cried at all of these; missing my sweet girl. You left me on a Saturday and my heart still hurts.
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Catastrophisticate 2 years ago
It's worth it! My Twitter has been scrubbed of all things political... I follow this account, plus several others with wholesome memes, cute and funny animals, and a couple of artists (painters) that I like. Did the same with Insta, and I stay the hell off FB LOL It's made a world of difference to my mental health.
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Ami Tokuda 2 years ago
Love it. But is there a cat version? That would look somewhat different. And I would love that equally.
Mocha The Lion 2 years ago
aint it funny how the wholesome ones have les likes than the funny ones xd
freakingbee (they/them) 2 years ago
i loved this post even though i pretty much sobbed through it :)
Cyndielouwhoo 2 years ago
Some of these could also be thoughts of a cat too...either way super adorable ☺️
Bill Marsano 2 years ago
Drop the unnecessary periods--they don't add 'humor' but spoil the rhythm.
pggold pgslotgold 2 years ago
"สล็อต pg เว็บตรง เครดิตฟรี คุณสามารถรับเครดิตฟรีได้ในรูปแบบของโบนัสต้อนรับหรือโปรโมชั่นต่างๆที่เว็บไซต์ PGSlot เว็บตรง มีให้เลือกสำหรับสมาชิกใหม่และสมาชิกเก่า ซึ่งเครดิตฟรีนี้จะช่วยเพิ่มโอกาสในการชนะเงินรางวัลในการเล่นสล็อต PG และทำให้ผู้เล่นสามารถลองเล่นเกมสล็อตได้ โดยไม่ต้องฝากเงิน อย่างไรก็ตาม คุณควรตรวจสอบเงื่อนไขและกฎของโบนัสหรือโปรโมชั่นก่อนที่จะยอมรับเครดิตฟรี เนื่องจากมีข้อจำกัดในการถอนเงินและการใช้เครดิตฟรีตามกฎของแต่ละโปรโมชั่น โดยมีเงื่อนไขที่ต้องปฏิบัติตาม เช่น ต้องทำการเล่นเกมสล็อตครบกำหนดรอบการเดิมพัน หรือต้องทำการฝากเงินเพื่อเปิดใช้งานโบนัส"
Catastrophisticate 2 years ago
It's worth it! My Twitter has been scrubbed of all things political... I follow this account, plus several others with wholesome memes, cute and funny animals, and a couple of artists (painters) that I like. Did the same with Insta, and I stay the hell off FB LOL It's made a world of difference to my mental health.
Load More Replies... Ami Tokuda 2 years ago
Love it. But is there a cat version? That would look somewhat different. And I would love that equally.
Mocha The Lion 2 years ago
aint it funny how the wholesome ones have les likes than the funny ones xd
freakingbee (they/them) 2 years ago
i loved this post even though i pretty much sobbed through it :)
Cyndielouwhoo 2 years ago
Some of these could also be thoughts of a cat too...either way super adorable ☺️
Bill Marsano 2 years ago
Drop the unnecessary periods--they don't add 'humor' but spoil the rhythm.
pggold pgslotgold 2 years ago
"สล็อต pg เว็บตรง เครดิตฟรี คุณสามารถรับเครดิตฟรีได้ในรูปแบบของโบนัสต้อนรับหรือโปรโมชั่นต่างๆที่เว็บไซต์ PGSlot เว็บตรง มีให้เลือกสำหรับสมาชิกใหม่และสมาชิกเก่า ซึ่งเครดิตฟรีนี้จะช่วยเพิ่มโอกาสในการชนะเงินรางวัลในการเล่นสล็อต PG และทำให้ผู้เล่นสามารถลองเล่นเกมสล็อตได้ โดยไม่ต้องฝากเงิน อย่างไรก็ตาม คุณควรตรวจสอบเงื่อนไขและกฎของโบนัสหรือโปรโมชั่นก่อนที่จะยอมรับเครดิตฟรี เนื่องจากมีข้อจำกัดในการถอนเงินและการใช้เครดิตฟรีตามกฎของแต่ละโปรโมชั่น โดยมีเงื่อนไขที่ต้องปฏิบัติตาม เช่น ต้องทำการเล่นเกมสล็อตครบกำหนดรอบการเดิมพัน หรือต้องทำการฝากเงินเพื่อเปิดใช้งานโบนัส"
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