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40 Of The Most Hilarious And Wholesome Dog Thoughts, As Shared By This Twitter Account (New Pics)
From barks to expressive eyebrows and a powerful side eye, our furry friends have a variety of ways to attempt communication with us. Sometimes we notice and sometimes we remain blissfully unaware that a dangerous stranger (the mailman) is attacking our territory (they walked past the yard.)
This Twitter account tries to condense all we know about dog behavior and give us some insight into what our pets might think and, more importantly, what they probably wish they could tell us. So scroll down and maybe read these out loud to your dog to get their perspective. Be sure to upvote your favorite ‘thoughts of dog,’ and If you want to see some, click here.
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Jessica J. 2 years ago
To paraphrase Agnes Turnbull, the only fault any dog will ever have is that they do not live long enough.
Shyla Bouche 2 years ago
All that mess on someone's foot! If the soft can-openers aren't smart enough to remember us, let THEM do something messy about it! *washes her paws in sympathy*
Trophy Husband 2 years ago
So that's how those happen... Workers having a laugh... I have some of these in my neighborhood, they are quite cute, but they get mildew and become slippery, so I wouldn't want them at my house.
Luna Crow 2 years ago (edited)
You wash the paw afterwards, it's the same as putting in handprints. I'm blessed with the prints of a good boy and a good girl on the structure I'm building :)
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Henrik Schmidt 2 years ago
"Outside feet". I love it. I've always wondered what dogs think clothes are.
Zoey Rayne 2 years ago
Idk, but the first time I took my glasses off in front of my cat, she looked at me like I was a wizard.
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Shyla Bouche 2 years ago
My parents' pom, Murphy, had a vet whose office was a block away from a McDonald's. Murphy would start shivering as soon as they drove past that specific McDonald's, and only that specific McDonald's. When he saw that one, he knew where he was going.
Austin Sauce 2 years ago
It is funny how any one of those things can pique a dog’s interest, but only by putting them together does it get them really excited.
SanFrancisco Professor 2 years ago
Outside feet is right on-- and the dog seeing even an ordinary walk or a trip to the supermarket as an ADVENTURE is real dog psychology. It's what they bring to our lives. Their excitement. "Dogs do everything for the first time."
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Loverboy (He/him they/them) 2 years ago
Wrong, he must bear the incredible weight of repeated pats
Ruth Harper 2 years ago
Wrong. With great cuteness comes the need to make sure the humans see the great cuteness at all times, especially when the humans have tasty food to share.
Dawn Marie 2 years ago
YES!! BUT, can someone, ANYONE PLEASE telle how to get rid of that new bar at the bottom that says "Homepage" on one side and "next in......." What ever category I'm in on the other? It drives me nuts!!! ALSO the scroll has become less smooth. I am not a happy camper!!!
According to the American Veterinary Medical Association, more than a third of US households (38.4%) own at least one dog. In the chatter of family life, or just hanging out with roommates and other people, dogs have developed the ability to recognize not just words and phrases but even emotional tones of voice. In a classic case of personification, we then attribute certain emotions and ideas back onto them, allowing us to basically have one-way conversations that feel like a real discussion.
Some researchers even believe that dogs can sense our mood even if we remain silent. Now, a regularly talkative person remaining silent is already an indicator of a non-standard emotional state, but dogs are capable of understanding when we are sad, tired, stressed, and excited. That being said, some dogs have limited social intelligence and will still think that playing fetch is a great idea even if their master appears exhausted. Which is honestly not that far from interacting with some humans without social grace.
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Loverboy (He/him they/them) 2 years ago
If only. You're so pure, no worries and stress, being so dang happy all the time. You just need foods and loves
Libstak 2 years ago (edited)
I've tried that, I got weird looks and backstabbing from my ex co workers and calls into the office agh I'm glad they fired me now that I think about it.
Danish Susanne 2 years ago
You are so right doggo, but we humans have som much to think about, that we often forget.
#5
Mrs Irish Mom 2 years ago
When my dog gets the zoomies he gets my kid all excited and they both run around the house like 2 nuts
CORGI QUEEN 2 years ago
fun fact there is a scientific name for zoomies :frenetic random activity periods (FRAPs). (thanks cornell university)
XenoMurph 2 years ago
Sorry, zoomies is better. (Zone out of mental inactivity, enable speed.)
Load More Replies... Amanda Rose 2 years ago
We call Oscar's zoomie time "racing piggy" because he used to do it with his squeaky pig in his mouth (squeaky pig was destroyed long ago). He also does this weird little snorting thing when he gets the zoomies so definitely piggy!
The Doom Song 2 years ago
Zoomies!!! My boy is such an idiot he dented our fence coz of zoomies
Cory Tollman 2 years ago
When I was in college in the 90s my puppy was doing laps around the dining room table that I was working at. He snagged the power cord and unplugged the computer costing me a couple of hours of work on a paper I was writing (the computer was old and I hadn't saved to disk for a bit). I consider it the modern version of "the dog ate my homework". :-D It didn't take me long to rewrite what I lost and I found it funny then and still do to this day.
Andrei Marentette 2 years ago
This is the worst thing I've come across after trying to quit caffeine
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Cyber Returns 2 years ago
It is good to have company and protection. In the darkest nights and the brightest days, Doggo protects, and then they plays
NoCleverName 2 years ago
This 100% reminds me of my best boy Rusty. I lost him just about a year ago. He was my best friend for almost 14 years. He was always at my side and we had some amazing adventures. There will never be another like him.
Somebodys grandmother 2 years ago
I am never doing it alone. Doggo is 15, got dementia and he is my shadow...
Despite relatively poor eyesight, dogs can also learn gestures. This can range from specific non-verbal orders to the personalized gesticulations of an individual. Canine owners already know just how important eye contact is to a dog, and they are able to recognize elements of your mood just from that. They are also capable of understanding where you might be looking based on your pupils, not the orientation of your head. In general, your dog learns most behavioral norms from their owner, so if your pet misbehaves, you might only be able to blame yourself.
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Loverboy (He/him they/them) 2 years ago
Just give doggo own serving of food. Small serving, safe serving
HelluvaHedgehogAlien 2 years ago
As long as it doesn’t contain onions and grapes and raisins
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Cyber Returns 2 years ago
Every Sunday Cleo gets her own Sunday dinner. Mashed potatoes made with lactose free milk, a couple of small roast potatoes, a spoonful of mixed veg and a chopped up piece of roast meat topped with salt free gravy. Her favourite is minted lamb
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and_a_touch_of_the_’tism 2 years ago
Oh yeah we’ve come up with a ton of names for them. The current winner is the Tinkle Times, but there’s also the Piddle Post, the Daily Dump, the Daily Deuce, the Sunday Shìt, the Crapper, and Hydrant News
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April Caron 2 years ago
I have always said this! And when my doggos mark the same area after sniffing… they are posting their responses.
Cyber Returns 2 years ago
Yup. Doggo snufflin' is basically Facebook for dogs. Facewoofs. *Sniff sniff* Old Ben has been eating spicy food again, won't he ever learn? *Sniff sniff* Princess is pregnant... again *Sniff sniff* George the town drunk was here. I don't like sniffing his territory markers
Edward Finger Hands 2 years ago
Nooooooo the sniffs are so much better than social media! Dogs love walking with me because I stop to smell the flowers as often as they stop to sniff.
Somebodys grandmother 2 years ago
Read the doggi-newspaper (translated from danish: hundeavisen) it is really important!
Seamus Crumley 2 years ago
I don't have a problem with the sniffing, but really? Every five seconds.
#9
A Wild Bean 2 years ago
I blame whoever was mean to the clouds, therefore causing them to cry, therefore causing rain, therefore causing mud
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La Petite Morte 2 years ago
I was walking my dog once right after a rainstorm & I came across this woman watching her long haired white bichon turning itself completely black with mud as it absolutely destroyed the hell out of a large puddle. I don't think I've ever seen a happier dog, & the woman was laughing so hard at his antics.
Shyla Bouche 2 years ago
I love when the fancier dogs do things like this! I'm glad his human had fun with him.
Load More Replies...For most pet owners, their dog is an integral part of their everyday life. Besides feeding and walking them, we also tend to talk to them. Some people go even further and even practice ostensibly human activities with their canines. Dog yoga, or doga, is where a dog and its owner perform yoga poses together. While it seems unlikely that the pet gets any particular amount of enlightenment from the activity, dog owners know that their fuzzy friend loves to feel involved, even if it’s not sure what’s happening.
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Missy Corron 2 years ago
Twilight bark report... I swear my two good pups and every.single.dog.in my neighborhood barks at twilight.
Auntriarch 2 years ago (edited)
You will glad of that if you ever have the misfortune to lose a large number of Dalmatians
Load More Replies... Trophy Husband 2 years ago
Omg, my dogs bark incessantly at the dogs 3 houses down. I can't leave them out for long periods anymore because I'll get complaints. Her dogs bark back, but apparently I'm the only one who gets complaints. Anyway, my dogs have gotten out of control with eating the kids toys too and now I keep them in the pen half the day. So I'm going to pay for a boot camp to see if they can be trained. My wife is clear, the dogs shape up or they have to go, so I'm going to try really hard to get them to behave. If only the dogs understood that....
Danish Susanne 2 years ago (edited)
I wonder if that is indeed what they do, take calls to make sure everyone is here?
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Robert K 2 years ago (edited)
And stopping all the aliens, and abomonomible snow monsters, and SQUIRRELS! and possums, and THREATS! THERE ARE THREATS LIKE THAT VERERRRY SUSPUCIOUS LEAF!! IT JUST MOVED WHAT IS BEHIND IT??? WARNING!!! oh . . . never mind . . . it was the wind and not a monster. WOOF! I'm tired. Thinks I'll go nap in the kitchen now. What are you staring ar? Hoomins - sheesh.
Captain Kyra 2 years ago
My furry housemates have very important jobs, the rent they pay just isn't monetary in nature.
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Seamus Crumley 2 years ago
Plan worked. Human didn't it, so I did. I hope they having steak tomorrow.
Kathryn Baylis 2 years ago (edited)
If you don’t like the hair, don’t get a pet with hair. Don’t get a pet at all. Hair just comes with the territory. Even hairless cats and dogs periodically shed a whisker. Not to mention the husks to toenails.
Margaret H 2 years ago
I live with a golden retriever. She is very generous sprinkling her fibres of joy everywhere.
Benita Valdez 2 years ago
Oh you got my jealousy raging. My one dog has a medium length double coat and never stops shedding; I blame the small amount of golden retriever in him
Load More Replies... Shyla Bouche 2 years ago
My fur is my gift to you sad soft can-openers that can't grow a decent coat. I have to keep you warm so you don't die. Who wants to train new staff?
Others even ‘dance’ with their dogs, though this is more a dressed-up obedience drill, not that awkward waltz some children will do with their confused, but eager family pet. The more formal term is ‘musical canine freestyle,’ which sounds like a pretty niche subgenre of music. The basic concept is that the owner does certain actions to music, often trembling dance moves, while the dog performs pre-determined actions based on physical cues from their master. When done correctly, it only vaguely resembles dancing, but dogs are not known for their grace and they are absolutely trying their best, so cut them some slack.
#13
Loverboy (He/him they/them) 2 years ago (edited)
Just a few weeks ago my dog was staring at the door, ears perked up, growling slightly. I don't know if it just heard some random noise, freaked me tf out though Edit: Bedroom door, around 1 in the morning
Benita Valdez 2 years ago
My boys are both part hound; they hear all outside sounds. In time you may notice different growls for animals intruding in yard. I'm still learning all their different growls and it's quite interesting
Load More Replies... Shyla Bouche 2 years ago
My brother had meant to take our parents to the opening of the Olympics in Lake Placid, but died before them. So my Mom was watching the opening on TV with the cat. The cat went to the living room door, hissed and growled and stared the entire evening. Mom's sure my brother was there, watching with her.
Mrs Irish Mom 2 years ago
🤣😂🤣 love when my dog does this, freaks my kid and husband out.. im always the one who has to go check
Amanda Rose 2 years ago
My dog does this. I think I read somewhere that they can hear the low frequency hum of electricity/electronics.
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Auntriarch 2 years ago (edited)
We used to call them tippy tappy toesies. Yes I miss the sound. Yes I am a soppy old bat
#15
Miss Frankfurter 2 years ago
Not only that, but keep an eye out for those birbs. They aren’t real you know.
We all know that food is one of the most effective ways to a dog's heart. Indeed, even smaller canines will eat like there is no tomorrow, regardless of how satiated they actually are. This is a good tip for people traveling in areas with wild or semi-wild dogs, keep some treats with you to quickly ingratiate yourself to the pack. Though it's always best to use your best judgment when entering such an environment.
#16
Cyber Returns 2 years ago
We bought Cleo a doggy chocolate easter egg. She is going to love it!
Jessica J. 2 years ago (edited)
↖️ Relax pup, a dog your size would need to eat a LOT of chocolate to be in danger. Just ask me.
#17
Somebodys grandmother 2 years ago
I kiss my dog 1000 times each day... he even got a special pose for it ❤️🤷♀️
Grace and Lucy 2 years ago
Here here let's make a million kisses a day a law of the land. No slobbering allowed.
#18
Loverboy (He/him they/them) 2 years ago
It was berry stressed when it thought it was going to be eaten, but now it has doggo.
Other studies also suggest that dogs absolutely love petting and will happily sit and get pets for practically as long as the human is willing to provide them. Treats are also very effective for training, but more mature and domesticated dogs will also be quite happy with more pets and verbal praise. So talk to your dog, as chances are, it will get the gist of what you are saying. At the very least, it can be a sort of mini-therapy session.
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Loverboy (He/him they/them) 2 years ago
Well, on one hand I'm thinking I gave you food and you're just being a pig, and on the other hand I'm wondering if I really forgot and that I might as well give you food since I don't want you to be hungry, and then I'm guilty.
Kathryn Baylis 2 years ago
I can’t even look in your bowl to verify, because it’s always empty and licked clean.
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Geoffrey Scott 2 years ago
"dog sitting" my daughters' yellow while THEY are in NC for spring break. Wife texted and asked if I fed Odin. "he keeps going over to his dish and looking"...."Yeah...he's lying"
Trophy Husband 2 years ago
Every so often I do forget, then I feel bad, but then I remember that I probably overfeed then, and they have dry food in there all day which they didn't finish, so they weren't harmed. Then I give them extra treats so they will like me again.
#20
Jessica J. 2 years ago
That would be a great way to get a very nice doctor or pharmacist bitten by a dog. My mother reacts violently to needles. I have passed out, thrown up, but usually just get very nauseous and very pale.
#21
Amanda Rose 2 years ago
23. Woofle at absolutely nothing and make the human get up to check the door.
kitten levels tokyo 2 years ago
8. Give my privates a thorough cleaning in full view of my humans.
Auntriarch 2 years ago
Your humans will be delighted to witness that you are not neglecting your personal hygiene
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Lakota Wolf 2 years ago
My younger cat does this exact routine, but replace "bark" with "meow" and "under the couch" with "under the refrigerator" XD
Kathryn Baylis 2 years ago
Addendum: If there are children, especially small ones, follow them around. Got to keep the human puppies safe, you know.
Shyla Bouche 2 years ago
Other than the polite part, that sounds a lot like my day. Cats are never polite.
#22
HelluvaHedgehogAlien 2 years ago
As long as it’s not chocolate chip or raisin… that’s disastrous for doggos
Maya Baggins 2 years ago
Milk is not all that good either: most animals become lactose intolerant once they grow out of the lactancy stage
Load More Replies... Seamus Crumley 2 years ago
You are Santa's little helper. But, indoor trees don't share the same purpose as outdoor ones.
Andrei Marentette 2 years ago
I thought "who the f**k would think today is christmas" and then I check the date
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Amanda Rose 2 years ago
We keep saying that my dog would activate his Big Boy Barks™ and then promptly show the intruder where his treats are and then the valuable items.
Bec 2 years ago
We used to joke if a robber ever showed up, they might be in danger of getting licked to death.
CrazyCatLady 2 years ago
And that is, folks, why you have to spoil your dog to only eat certain kinds of treats /s
Ione Decep 2 years ago
That TikRok video with th guy who pretends to be a robber and a Golden Retriever: Dog: Why are you here? Robber: Um...to rob you? Dog: Oh sweet! *gets up* Let me show you where she keeps her jewelry!
#24
Amanda Rose 2 years ago
Me to Oscar tonight " Oh! Somebody has a case of the stretchies! What a good stretch buddy!"
and_a_touch_of_the_’tism 2 years ago (edited)
Oooo dat’s a mighty fine stretch there, oo yes. Does oo need some skritches for that big stretch?
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Lakota Wolf 2 years ago
I feel called out XD I always say "ohhhh, biiiiiig stretch!" whenever my doggo or one of my two cats stretches XD
Zane Lumagrowl 2 years ago
Whenever my chihuahuas stretch I say "Ooohh big stretch for such a little dog!!!"
#25
Seamus Crumley 2 years ago
But I'm curious. What is a dog warden? Why is there someone driving a van chasing me?
#26
Seamus Crumley 2 years ago
I'll bring in loads of them. After they find three or four, they'll get fed up and I will still have plenty to chew.
Everest Hernandez He/She/They 2 years ago
Lol! My dogs weren't allowed to have sticks in the house until recently, my almost 2 year old female golden had just gotten her cone off from getting spayed and found a stick on the deck. She tried to bring it in and I told her no but she looked so holsome that I let her in. Now she does it all the time and the other 1 joins in too
Andrei Marentette 2 years ago
i actually think that bringing sticks home is a great way to get free wood for a fire
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Loverboy (He/him they/them) 2 years ago
Lazy days, lots of treats and rubs with minimal contact with the outside world
Random Dolphin 2 years ago
This makes me happy sad like I feel bad for stressing out my dogs but know I know why my dogs come find me when I'm panicking
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Seamus Crumley 2 years ago
I think you should be a wee bit worried dog. Have you been to the vet more often than usual?
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Loverboy (He/him they/them) 2 years ago
I lower the portion sizes but feed him three times a day, so he eats with me.
Seamus Crumley 2 years ago
Want a third meal? Come to work me, and we can share. What job skills do you have?
Trina Eilers 2 years ago
**sigh** my dogs get lunch....10 out of 10 do not recommend starting this in your household.
Dragon Mom 2 years ago
My cat INSISTED that she should get 3 meals a day, like I do, so that's how it is - 3 tiny portions every day.
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Lightning and Thunder 2 years ago
Luckily I live in Arizona and don’t have to deal with it
Load More Replies... Benita Valdez 2 years ago
My one dog is on diet food and his stomach is perfectly synced with feeding time. He was not happy about setting the clocks back an hour; he's much happier now that it's been pushed ahead. For an entire hour this dog would bug me to be fed; woofing, whimpering, barking and then pulling at my clothes or blanket if I had one on.
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Seamus Crumley 2 years ago
Sometimes I keep this up for too long, then have to stop. After a while, it feels like my tail is wagging me.
Jessica J. 2 years ago
Sometimes you wag it so hard into something that you break it. Poor pup.
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Seamus Crumley 2 years ago
Oh, I forgot. It's a vegan get together. Human's be strange. Having nuts for dinner is nuts.
Nayla Kanaan 2 years ago
1. I want to say this again NO MACADAMIA NUTS FOR DOGS THEY ARE TOXIC and 2. vegans don’t eat nuts for dinner large salads pasta lentils and chickpeas make up a solid amount of vegan dinners and 3. this is not a criticism in any way enjoy my upvote
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Kathryn Baylis 2 years ago
Well, if the second poop landed on the lawn of a neighbor your human doesn’t like, then you’re the bestest doggo in the whole wide world.
Just me, myself, and I 2 years ago
I had a dog that never (98% of the time) pooped on walks. Only back at our house or the place we were staying.
Seamus Crumley 2 years ago
They should not have left last night's indian food leftovers so easy to get. Poo bags be useless today.
Anon4share 2 years ago
I will reuse that one bag, for our whole walk, small dog, small poop, plenty of room. How much plastic do we need to throw away? Seriously, cleaning up after a dog is so much easier and less gross than changing a diaper.
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Cyber Returns 2 years ago
Doggo's are a happy bag of love wrapped in fur with a wiggly bum at one end and a floppy yard of spam at the other end
Lakota Wolf 2 years ago
Yes! My doggo is pretty badly disabled due to neurological damage from distemper, but he is SO HAPPY and so full of love. He doesn't care that he has trouble standing or walking, he'll wiggle his bum and flop his spam-tongue all over you from the floor XD
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Chloe Serrano 2 years ago
Thank you. That is a new record for you. 59 seconds. Congratulations.
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Loverboy (He/him they/them) 2 years ago
Leaf it to dogs to put strange things in their mouth like toddlers
Benita Valdez 2 years ago
Crochet is my one dogs absolute favorite. Leaf crunch, plastic bottle crunch, any type of crunch; the sound is heaven to him
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HelluvaHedgehogAlien 2 years ago
My doggo Mint would definitely be a fair competitor for number 9 :)
Amanda Rose 2 years ago
Oscar loves the first one! It's hilarious to see him slide across the floor, turn around, and come galloping back for more!
Grace and Lucy 2 years ago
How about galloping from chair to chair to couch without a paw ever touching the floor ? Fur bomb that one.
Andrea Careless 2 years ago
The number of times you and your new dog friend can get your leashes wound around each other during a “butt dance.”
Gin. No tonic 2 years ago (edited)
I'm expecting a medal from my good boy for hardwood floor sliding 🏅🏆🐕
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Aroace tiger (she/they/he) 2 years ago
That's actually the most adorable thing and I needed to hear this
Seamus Crumley 2 years ago
I also pooed a few times in the neighbours garden. He was mean to you twice this year.
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Benita Valdez 2 years ago
Last few halloweens I set up by the street a huge bowl of water and a box with bags of dog treats (thoroughly and clearly labeled, even drew a simple dog face picture as well as taped the original treat bag to the box). We have alot of dogs in my neighborhood and it's only fair they get or trick or treat too 😊
Anime dude101 2 years ago
"thank you for the two pats on the noggin you can have two cand-HEY! NO NOGGIN PAT NO TREAT! COME BACK MOTHERF-"
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Seamus Crumley 2 years ago
Human. You don't have a valentine yet either. Open my canned food and you throw something in the microwave. Dinner for two. Then after, we can cuddle. Easy. Kiss kiss
freakingbee (they/them) 2 years ago
i got the cutest picture of my dog holding a rose in her mouth
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Lakota Wolf 2 years ago
I got a vacuum-hose-brush-attachment for my dog, since he is half German Shedder XD
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Benita Valdez 2 years ago
My one dog will put the side of his face against my mouth for kisses. He is quite persistent and believes he deserves lots of continual kisses until he decides he's had enough which I'm pretty sure is infinite to him so after a while I do have to push him away (mostly because I actually have a dog allergy and need non dog air)
Cyber Returns 2 years ago
Me: Cleo, how many kisses on the head is too many? Cleo: There is no such thing as too many
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Mrs Irish Mom 2 years ago
Or a wee, our dog gets so excited to see one of us when were out longer than an hour he wees himself with excitment
Benita Valdez 2 years ago
Haha I just visited my aunt today and let's just say she now needs to wash a couch cushion cover. Little miss piddles was super excited to see me 😆
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Seamus Crumley 2 years ago
I wonder what a PS5 is. I wonder what tastes like. I'll sneak look and taste when the humans aren't looking. Ermm? Does a smart phone phone taste good as well.
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HelluvaHedgehogAlien 2 years ago
Valentine doggo is extra-good doggo! Just like Christmas doggo, Halloween doggo, Thanksgiving doggo, and March the 27th doggo :D
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Seamus Crumley 2 years ago
When you come back in 8 hours, I'll be rested and excited and have many things to do. Do not sit down and pretend to be tired.
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Seamus Crumley 2 years ago
I must stick my head out of the car more often, so I can get used to this thing humans call wind.
Amanda Rose 2 years ago
If Oscar's ears were just a little bit longer, he could definitely get some air time. He wags his tail in a circle like a propeller sometimes so it almost works!
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Mrs Irish Mom 2 years ago
Do dogs actually remember routes because my dog refuses to go our old route, he drags me to where he wants to go so my dog brings me for a nice walk
Andy-Pandy-Panda 2 years ago
Our Border Collie knows exactly which road/lane etc. will take the longest to walk, no matter where we are in the local area . Dogs are just the best ☺️
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Andrei Marentette 2 years ago
WHY DOES THIS HURT TO READ?? Probably because my friend broke up with me and so reading these hurts
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Seamus Crumley 2 years ago
Humans are so inconsiderate. They should make sure that my walkies, meals and naps are always taken care of. ON TIME.
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Seamus Crumley 2 years ago
Human missed kiss this morning. Not good. I'll have to hide the TV remote control. I'll let him look for it for half an hour when he comes home. I'll get it and bring it to him. Not only will I get my missed kiss, i'll also get some goodies.
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The Deez 2 years ago
Oh, Thoughts of Dog is one of the BEST social media accounts on the interwebs!! The other one is We Rate Dogs, which is actually run by the same guy. The posts brighten my day, every day!
Load More Replies... Benita Valdez 2 years ago
Puppy bowl is our favorite 😍 it's awesome and helps find forever homes
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Benita Valdez 2 years ago
Intruders from the sky. Old man is displeased anything would dare enter his domain from the sky so he barks at them to go away. The younger pup hates his obnoxious barking and goes to a different room; neither is actually scared of the fireworks or thunder
Immortal Jellyfish 2 years ago
I'm so lucky my boy isn't bothered by them. My old(er) dog was never bothered by them and he taught the puppy not to be afraid.
Amanda Rose 2 years ago
Oscar doesn't mind the artificial sky booms. It's the real ones that he barks at.
Mrs Irish Mom 2 years ago
My dog is the only dig in the area who dosnt mind fireworks, he has perfect hearing btw
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Andrei Marentette 2 years ago
There's two types of taxes. The taxes you pay every now and then, and then the taxes you add when you buy things.
Cyber Returns 2 years ago
For each belly rub, head pat, ear scritch or treat given the tax is a waggy tail and a licky lick and a friend for life
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HelluvaHedgehogAlien 2 years ago
My doggo will, too, stop for no reason and stare at a ghost :O
Lakota Wolf 2 years ago
Mine too, except he'll stare at me XD "The walk is over when I SAY it is over, human!" stilly2-64...4e40ed.jpg 
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James Kistler 2 years ago
I laughed and cried at all of these; missing my sweet girl. You left me on a Saturday and my heart still hurts.
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Catastrophisticate 2 years ago
It's worth it! My Twitter has been scrubbed of all things political... I follow this account, plus several others with wholesome memes, cute and funny animals, and a couple of artists (painters) that I like. Did the same with Insta, and I stay the hell off FB LOL It's made a world of difference to my mental health.
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Ami Tokuda 2 years ago
Love it. But is there a cat version? That would look somewhat different. And I would love that equally.
Mocha The Lion 2 years ago
aint it funny how the wholesome ones have les likes than the funny ones xd
freakingbee (they/them) 2 years ago
i loved this post even though i pretty much sobbed through it :)
Cyndielouwhoo 2 years ago
Some of these could also be thoughts of a cat too...either way super adorable ☺️
Catastrophisticate 2 years ago
It's worth it! My Twitter has been scrubbed of all things political... I follow this account, plus several others with wholesome memes, cute and funny animals, and a couple of artists (painters) that I like. Did the same with Insta, and I stay the hell off FB LOL It's made a world of difference to my mental health.
Load More Replies... Ami Tokuda 2 years ago
Love it. But is there a cat version? That would look somewhat different. And I would love that equally.
Mocha The Lion 2 years ago
aint it funny how the wholesome ones have les likes than the funny ones xd
freakingbee (they/them) 2 years ago
i loved this post even though i pretty much sobbed through it :)
Cyndielouwhoo 2 years ago
Some of these could also be thoughts of a cat too...either way super adorable ☺️
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