Food is that other great necessity, closely related to crude bodily functions, that is the topic of many jokes. From the over-top exploding diner scene in Monty Python's The Meaning of Life, to sexy, food-related double entendre like beef stroganoff, if it's worth a laugh, food has been there. That's why Bored Panda has compiled this list of the funniest food tweets ever. Which one makes you hunger for more? Vote on the funniest tweet below!
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Oh, the joys of having been born and living in a tropical country :)))))))
That's right up there with: "Ooooh, no way I can finish this. Too rich." As if.
This happens to my mate, every bloody time (minus the crying part). He is a very slow eater
No, no that's not "true history", that's the pro-American, sanitized version. The "real" history shows that even back then, we were complete douches. At one point that first winter, the guy in charge had to post guards, because people kept sneaking off to live with "the savages", who had food and was extremely laid back comparatively
Load More Replies...Pilgrams came to america and accepted food and assistance from the natives. Then thanked them by stealing, raping, and working very hard to wipe them off the face of the earth. Natives were intentionally given blankets covered in small pox, which they had never been exposed to before, in an act of germ warfare.
Load More Replies...There desserts they are NOT meant to be shared they are meant for me to inhale in less then 5 seconds and you to sit there in silence and watch in horror
It's laughing because i was stupid enough to eat the whole thing then look at the second size and say oops I'll remember this for the next time we met *not*
You can use it to make a beverage, though. In my country, you take the pineapple peel, boil it for like 10 minutes in 1.5 liters of water, sift it and sweeten it with sugar or splenda if you want to avoid some calories, then put in the fridge. It's very refreshing.
green taste nothing like red orange or yellow....but they taste like one another.
I know that :D I hurry to go to sleep so that you can have full pack of calories in the morning :D
If you don’t leave them, I won’t eat them (what I tell me older siblings)
I spent today restructuring the Food Pyramid to meet my dietary needs: Meat, Starch, Dairy, Candy. Ahhh.
You know who's a true unrecognized genius? The guy who invented carrot cake
I don't consider it littering if it's organic.. Your just feeding the bugs ????
I get scare and hate when my kids are around ,I make fried potatoes or devil eggs I always think I'm in ww3 !!haha