Food is that other great necessity, closely related to crude bodily functions, that is the topic of many jokes. From the over-top exploding diner scene in Monty Python's The Meaning of Life, to sexy, food-related double entendre like beef stroganoff, if it's worth a laugh, food has been there. That's why Bored Panda has compiled this list of the funniest food tweets ever. Which one makes you hunger for more? Vote on the funniest tweet below!

#9

Funny Food Tweet

CauseWereGuys Report

Karin Fern
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

OW that freaking hurts..but pizza I forgive you

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#12

Funny Food Tweet

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Launa Rae
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

*snobby juicers: "I turn mine into a shake"*

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#14

Funny Food Tweet

tchrquotes Report

Jessica Bertram
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes. This. All the time this. *looks at husband pointedly

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#19

Funny Food Tweet

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Alessandra Trabalho
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh, the joys of having been born and living in a tropical country :)))))))

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#22

Funny Food Tweet

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Onennon
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

that's funny... who has a room for desserts.. [nervous laughing.]

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#23

Funny Food Tweet

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Liz Miller
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Fibally something where size DOES matter!

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#25

Funny Food Tweets

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nikkicole
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Am I the only one who personally counted the letters

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#27

Funny Food Tweet

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Suzanne Manning
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's right up there with: "Ooooh, no way I can finish this. Too rich." As if.

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#28

Funny Food Tweet

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Onennon
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Dorito Casual: Genoa Salami, Lettuce, American Cheese, Doritos.

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#39

Funny Food Tweet

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Georgia Stergiadis
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This happens to my mate, every bloody time (minus the crying part). He is a very slow eater

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#40

Funny Food Tweet

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#42

Funny Food Tweet

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Sam Cook
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Same here, gal. Same here.

#47

Funny Food Tweet

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Ayana sjoberg
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There desserts they are NOT meant to be shared they are meant for me to inhale in less then 5 seconds and you to sit there in silence and watch in horror

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#48

Funny Food Tweet

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Jin Khampy
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Could you grab me some nuggets while you're there? Thx love

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#49

Funny Food Tweet

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#50

Funny Food Tweet

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Ayana sjoberg
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's laughing because i was stupid enough to eat the whole thing then look at the second size and say oops I'll remember this for the next time we met *not*

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#51

Funny Food Tweet

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Mike M (OB1Coyote)
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's when you spit on the pizza and say, "enjoy"..

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#52

Funny Food Tweets

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Jessica Russian Sifontes
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You can use it to make a beverage, though. In my country, you take the pineapple peel, boil it for like 10 minutes in 1.5 liters of water, sift it and sweeten it with sugar or splenda if you want to avoid some calories, then put in the fridge. It's very refreshing.

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#53

Funny Food Tweet

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#55

Funny Food Tweet

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Karin Fern
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

if I were Tinkerbell..I would need the Hoist

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#57

Funny Food Tweet

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Lily Mae Kitty
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

green taste nothing like red orange or yellow....but they taste like one another.

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