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Every now and then, social media algorithms get too arrogant, acting like they know exactly what you want. Feeds become repetitive, memes start feeling recycled, and reels seem to be repeating the same few jokes over and over again.

To shake things up a bit, let's turn to an Instagram user who goes simply by Cory—they curate an ongoing series of unhinged posts from X (formerly Twitter) that keeps reminding us some people are too creative and too dumb to be tamed by terms and conditions.

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#1

Tweet showing chaotic humor about googling how to treat a raccoon bite with a funny twist on advice.

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UKGrandad
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1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I got stung by a jellyfish. A bloke on the beach told me to pee on it. I said 'I can't, it's already swam away'.

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    Tweet text showing chaotic humor with a funny conversation about Moses parting the Red Sea from chaotic tweets collection.

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    #3

    Funny chaotic tweet about a penguin's struggle to be cute and survive without flying, showcasing humor in tweets.

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dressed to go to the prom 24/7 but never asked.

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    #6

    Tweet humor from chaotic social media users joking about unexpected adventures and reactions on Tinder.

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    Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you did not even have chance to show them your magic wand....

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    #9

    Tweet conversation showcasing chaotic humor with a witty McFlurry order, reflecting people whose humor should be studied.

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    #10

    Tweet showing chaotic humor where a dog kicks a friend in the face, illustrating chaotic tweets with unique humor.

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    The Majestic Opossum
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only reasonable response to anyone that hates dogs.

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    #12

    Tweet showing chaotic humor about moths attracted to porch lights within a 15 mile radius, reflecting studied humor style

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    WindySwede
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is there some lights that doesn't do this?

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    #13

    Tweet showcasing chaotic humor with a playful twist on ordering at Applebee’s, highlighting unique comedic style.

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Applebee's is named after the only two things they don't microwave.

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    #14

    Screenshot of a chaotic tweet humorously wishing guys commented on Instagram posts like girls, showcasing chaotic tweets humor and humor study.

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    Uncle Panda
    Community Member
    1 month ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a roommate who was an all night screaming loud gamer and the only way I found to get him to tone it down was to start pointing out that all of their gaming language seemed to focus on procreating with things, mostly the other guy's solid waste disposal port, and wouldn't it be easier if they just got a room?

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    A chaotic tweet featuring a humorous negotiation about time left to live, showcasing chaotic tweets humor.

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    UKGrandad
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Patient: "Tell me straight, doc, how long do I have?" Doctor: "Err, ten..." Patient: "Ten? Ten what? Years? Months?..." Doctor: "...nine...eight...seven..."

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    #17

    Tweet humor about being afraid to swim due to swordfish and sharks, showcasing chaotic tweet comedy.

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    Uncle Panda
    Community Member
    1 month ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I believe it's switchblades for the Sharks.

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    #18

    Tweet showing chaotic humor with a person kissing an Uber driver on the cheek and driver responding simply ok.

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    Jaya
    Community Member
    1 month ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "ok" 😄 Probably a cab driver in New York or something. He's experienced so much weird shít that he isn't fazed by anything a passenger does anymore.

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    #19

    Chaotic tweet showing humorous interaction between cop and criminal on first day of arrest in funny social media post.

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    WindySwede
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I Mostly Blame Myself.

    #20

    Screenshot of a chaotic tweet humorously discussing a doctor's unexpected comment about having a baby.

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    B Jones
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of the old joke, 3 women, 1st said I was on bottom so I'm having a girl. 2nd says I was on top so I'm having a boy.3rd starts crying and says "we did it doggy style"

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    #23

    Text tweet showing chaotic humor with a therapist holding an ink blot and a person asking for their glasses back.

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    Talis
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "An old man holding a sheet of paper."

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    #24

    Tweet from cory humorously describing a chaotic pilot announcement causing passengers to freak out and then feel relieved.

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    Louise
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pilot: But they'll fall off anyway, so we're good.

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    #26

    Tweet exchange showing chaotic humor between a burglar and a person about valuables, highlighting humorous chaotic tweets.

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    Jane Doe-Doe
    Community Member
    1 month ago

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    I think a child wrote this.. bro 🤦‍♀️

    #27

    Chaotic tweet exchange with dark humor misunderstanding a doctor’s statement about dyeing hair versus a funeral.

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    #29

    Tweet showing chaotic humor with a lawyer’s first day, highlighting funny dialogue and chaotic tweets humor.

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    Jaya
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    God no, I want people to lie to me out of kindness, I need them to pretend I'm not ugly, no way in hell do I ever want them to tell me the harsh truth.

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    #30

    Tweet showing chaotic humor questioning how the Kool Aid Man breaks walls without breaking glass in a funny conversation.

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    Cloud Ryn
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been awake for a week now. Tell me now dammit!!!!he literally is breaking the laws of physics 😅😁🤣🤣

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    #31

    Chaotic tweets showing awkward humor after a first date with relatable and funny commentary on social situations.

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    Funny chaotic tweet from user cory about team cuts and sword humor in chaotic tweets worth studying.

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    katakuri
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Laughed so hard I woke up my mum

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    #34

    Chaotic tweet showing a humorous conversation about being yourself versus wanting to be someone else after a date.

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    Lotekguy
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The same thought will occur to most of us when we reach the Pearly Gates.

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    #35

    Chaotic tweet showing humorous conversation about a newborn's vibe being off and not vibing with the baby man.

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    #36

    Chaotic tweets showing humorous conversation where hips speak the truth, from people with humor that should be studied.

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    Screenshot of a chaotic tweet exchange showcasing humor from people with laid back attitudes.

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    #39

    Chaotic tweet humor showing a conversation about a rare memory loss disease with confusion and wit.

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    Gordon
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ::: Takes note to use this method later :::

    #40

    Chaotic tweet humor on life priorities focusing on money, bank accounts, and what really matters in life.

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    #41

    Tweet showing chaotic humor with a wardrobe leading to another world and a supreme hoodie punchline.

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    The Majestic Opossum
    Community Member
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Which I'm going to need for Narnia!!

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    #43

    Chaotic tweet shows a king ordering guards to take someone to the dungeon but they start breakdancing instead.

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    Apatheist Account2
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same joke about the sergeant in the trenches who said "Get down!"

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    #44

    Tweet showing chaotic humor with a conversation about sororities and fraternities featuring a funny misunderstanding.

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    Gordon
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why you gotta call out Peppa like that? I don't see anyone picking on Bluey...

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    #45

    Tweet from Cory humorously describing bouncing his younger brother off a trampoline, a chaotic tweet showcasing bizarre humor.

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    Gordon
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THERE'S A STARMAN WAITING IN THE SKY.....

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    #46

    Tweet from user cory humorously mentioning throwing a Ford F-150 off the Empire State Building, showcasing chaotic humor.

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    Norm Gilmore
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it was between a Toyota and a F150 still working afterwards my money is on the Toyota.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFnVZXQD5_k

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    #47

    Tweet showing chaotic humor from a wife and marriage counselor conversation, illustrating tweets with chaotic humor.

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    Otto Katz
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read that as "My husband thinks he's a ghost marriage counselor", ie: a marriage counselor for ghosts. I couldn't figure out why he was running into the door.

    #48

    Tweet from user @OnlinePenguin_ showing chaotic humor in a conversation about memory loss and the Alamo.

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    Tweet showing chaotic humor with a person changing their mood after three hours in a funny, relatable moment.

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    #50

    Text tweet showing chaotic humor about a doctor wearing a Chuck E. Cheese mascot head during a procedure.

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    Brain-In-A-Vat
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds a bit like the tort ure scene in the movie 'Brazil' . . . Brazil-Movie.jpg Brazil-Movie.jpg

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    #51

    Funny chaotic tweet showing a nervous patient and a doctor humorously threatening with boxing gloves during a procedure.

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    Tweet humor featuring a chaotic conversation about liking guys with class and a funny date excuse.

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    Talis
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She should date a teacher. They have class.

    #53

    Chaotic tweet exchange where grandpa’s response is simply the phrase the war, showcasing unexpected humor online.

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    d b
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every intergenerational communication ever, since the dawn of humanity...

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    #54

    Tweet showing chaotic humor about failing to get into a party despite trying to look cool, highlighting chaotic tweets humor.

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    #55

    Tweet showing chaotic humor with a funny dialogue between a bartender, a girl, and a man in a humorous social interaction.

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    Tweet humor at a high school reunion showing chaotic and self-deprecating humor that fits popular chaotic tweets.

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    #58

    Chaotic tweet shows a couple moving fast, buying a house in Miami, highlighting humor in chaotic tweets.

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    #59

    Tweet conversation with chaotic humor about feeling like a Monday, featuring unusual text styles and coworker concern.

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    Gordon
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone's got a case of the....nevermind.

    #60

    Tweet from user Cory with chaotic humor, part of a collection showcasing funny and chaotic tweets for humor study.

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    Chaotic tweet humor showing a sarcastic exchange between an Uber driver and passenger about turning down the AC.

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    #62

    Chaotic tweet humor discussing serious ocean issues like rising sea levels and marine life decline at the beach.

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    Mel in Georgia
    Community Member
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, the water and everything in it is not fine at all. 🙁

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    #63

    Tweet humorously claims pigeons are government drones, fitting chaotic tweets with hilarious, unexpected conspiracy humor.

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    Jaya
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Two pigeons built a nest on my balcony and I discovered too late, and I didn't have the heart to throw their egg away. I got to watch it grow up, he had this scruffy yellow hair on his head, and was simultaneously cute and ugly as hell. I never expected that something so ugly, would still be cute, I was kinda fond of him.

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    #64

    Tweet showcasing chaotic humor about fear of parties and social anxiety from people with studied humor style.

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    Tweet exchange with chaotic humor between a patient and doctor, showcasing funny and chaotic tweets from people.

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    #66

    Chaotic tweet showing a humorous party conversation with a sudden switch to a British accent for comedic effect.

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    #67

    Chaotic tweet showing a humorous marriage proposal gone wrong with a handful of spaghetti in the wrong pocket.

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    wallacebobby1
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me of that one meme where the guy trips and another guy asks if he’s ok only just then he sees a bunch of wet spaghetti had fallen out of the first guy’s pocket and he is now squealing while trying to stuff it back into his pocket.

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    #69

    Tweet humor about Sonic with heelies, showing chaotic and funny conversation between two people at a party.

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    #70

    Tweet by space turtle humorously describing a chaotic first date moment, showcasing chaotic tweets and unique humor style.

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    #71

    Tweet from user cory humorously urging people to take minutes out of their day to crank Soulja Boy, showcasing chaotic tweets humor.

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