90 Funny Tweets About Therapy That Look At The Bright Side Of It

I love this

Good therapists don't tell their patients what to do with big life decisions like that, not straight out anyways. This happened with my ex. He complained about me so much that the therapist convinced him he shouldn't be with me. Turns out, everything he complained/accused me of was stuff he was doing to me or a straight up lie.

How the turn tabled

I pretended for a moment that the turntable was still and everything else was spinning around it.

And the therapist probably had good reason... And I'm betting you're much better off now

Here’s the trick ~ ask your therapist who their therapist is/was. Then go to them and do the same. Keep going until you find the final boss therapist who solved their own problem. Maybe they can help you.

You know you might have serious trouble/issues when the great grand therapist is mentioned

Yep

Oh wow. I never thought about it like that.

Well that's a balance of sorts isn't it? Go pee on a bush.

I can find almost anybody's funny. That's simple .lbeep boob beep boop. .I am not a robot.

One of my fondest memories is making my stoic therapist double-over with laughter

No.

We all have our roles.

I thought I was the only one who did that!

And now, the award for best sarcasm goes to... this guy.

this makes me smile..

That's me

Had a talk with my psychiatrist (prescribes my meds) and she asked about my wanting to kms and I just said I have to keep my mind focused on anything else to block them out and I hate trying to sleep because then they run rampant. She changed up my meds and made sure I was still seeing my therapist. Apparently they only do the involuntary thing if you already have a plan. Or that's what mine said when I voiced my concern

It's the only time when i feel alive😌

Every single time it would make me jump... Even thought I knew it was coming cause it ticked faster

I have the 2 player version of this

Technically yes, but not from the game!

Little Timmy, don't eat that!

I feel this in my core!

I'm up on a tight wire, one side's ice and one is fire...

Same with a psych provider

I'll take "being a doormat" for 1000 Alex.

This is honestly a fabulous idea!

You know on the last episode of a tv series, in the intro where they do clip shot recaps of all the seasons? I think we all need one of these when we walk into a new therapist office.

I should do this. My latest therapist said I was very cavalier about my trauma. I responded that after going through the 5-minute Cliff notes version with six different therapists you kind of get numb.

I did something like this, once (it was a binder). The therapist read half of it, started crying, left, and never returned.

Kinda feel like I just need to do this for the rare occasions I meet new people but also as my ice breaker for dating...NOPE actually thank you so much for my new dating profile content 🤣

Defeated the rapist, well done!

I did that, I ended up with my original therapist lol

How do you find the boss of José Cuervo and Don Julio?!?! Asking for a friend...🤔

I literally watched my therapist energetically cleanse herself of my .. everything .. once while I was leaving her office. She was so embarrassed that I saw her, but i I was like 'oh, I totally get that! Smart!!'

My therapy is 99% gossip and 1% trauma

I trauma dumped my new doctor yesterday. Why I wear makeup I've no idea but yeah. Too bad it wasn't my shrink. My poor, new doctor.

Lol I do say that though.

But it do be like that tho

I'm sensing an AI post. I don't want it there.

No joke, I just started work as a CMA and we have depression screenings we do with patients on depression medication, anyway one of the questions is " do you think of suicide, or feel you would be better off dead?" And about 20 percent of patients said yes but the rest said no. So I asked the provider what does he do when we knows their lying... he looked at me like I had three heads and told me most people don't think about that. Being skeptical I asked my husband and he was scared for me... turns out that isn't something "everyone " does.

So... Tell me! Describe panic attacks!!! *Heavy breathing* please?