30 Funny Tweets About Kids Being Adorable, Smart, Or Just Plain Funny

When I was in first grade, two of my friends were in love and wanted to get married. We performed the ceremony during recess. I officiated and brought a bible. My mom knew about it and apparently thought it was cute. In church that Sunday another mom was telling my mom about this horrible little girl who married some classmates at school and even brought a bible. My mom never said it was me.

Well, the most important part is missing - did she succeed?

Parenting done right!

Man, I can see George Harrison's ghost answering her just to chat a bit then go on to haunt Eric Idle for a few years

RIP George Harrison

♫ Hello ketchup my old friend, I've come to stare at you again ♫

Find myself looking at him the way he's looking at the ketchup. Sweetest little package ever!!

What a little cutie!

🥰

I think he just wants to it a squeeze ....

Wow... that makes me feel very old!

Yup - kinda like a pirate....I miss those "real" maps. You could actually see everything - other highways, what town you were in, accident - no worries. I got this. Rerouting to a different level.

My 7yo grandson is sure paper maps are for marking where you go or where you've been in case the internet crashes and GPS is gone. But it will only work if you mark EVERY SINGLE road, street, highway, etc that you've ever been on. My maps are a mess of colored lines going to and from nowhere to everywhere. I hope we never really need the maps because there's so many lines you can't actually use them.

Lol! Arrggg yee matey hand me wee map were going to Wisconsin!

That is everyday sibling activityyyyy

a childs innocence

Solid advise.

♫ 'cuz if I were an Oscar Meyer wiener, everyone would be in love with me ♫

And why force girls to be princesses and boys to be princess. And why there only be two options? Someone give y Ty that kid a cookie.

It's hotdog princess from Adventure Time! #youneedacartooneducation

This kid is my idol lmao

When my oldest daughter started in a new kindergarten and it was the time of fastelavn (a kind of carnival in Denmark) all the girls came dressed as princesses. But my girl came dressed as a ghost 👻 I admire her so much for being so true to who she is.

Mine is somewhere around the lines of "Hey, it’s [My name], if I’m not picking up it's because I’m either at school, at rehearsal, reading a really good book, trying to finish a homework assignment, hyperfocused on writing, Not feeling social, asleep, Or dead. Just send me a text and I’ll try to get back to you asap Unless I’m dead." Edit: Grammar

I need to do this.

Mine angers so many of my friends and family members. All of them demand that I change it. It goes like this: 'Hi!.....................you have reached my voicemail. Please leave a message!' I love it.

I've disabled my voicemail so you have to text. Best decision ever!

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Another one we’ve seen before.

I still do this for my hubby if I buy something. I'm still a 12 year old girl at heart.

I would always try my best to avoid these! Lmao

My dad would not even do that. He'd get angry at consumer culture, plastic toys, etc, and tell my mom to spend money more sensibly. This was in the 80s.

I'm 34 and still do it (I work with my parents so it's not so weird😊 )

My family never buys new clothes. So no.

I was in the back seat of our car just last week and did this. I’m 48. Partner was driving and my almost 18 year old kid in the front passenger seat. It’s just as good at this age except you feel far superior as you have a much better idea of where you are.

I still do this daily on the bus to work! Eyes closed, headphones on, no-one bothers me, but I still make my stop since I've learned how the bus moves.

Back of the Ford Country Squire faux wood paneled station wagon with no seatbelts, thank you!

and it was hot because air would not reach back there.

Yes.

I AM FREEEEEE

Woo hoo! Go kid! You do you...

NOW IM FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *jumps off a building *

You should be a teacher! Works for me...

As a 13 y.o. I can confirm that this is exactly what you should expect when you give your child money.

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