We've seen our share of crappy design, but store shelves are so abundant with them, there's always more to poke fun at. For example, toys. They're usually designed and made by adults, so you'd expect a considerable amount of consideration before manufacturing them, right? Well, not so much. Bored Panda has collected some of the most questionable toys to prove that some designers have no clue what they're doing.

From a doll head, used as an actual pony tail to a psychotic Elmo, it seems ridiculous someone actually greenlighted these ideas. We're pretty sure, however, that the employees who did had a 'long talk' with their bosses after the fact. Scroll down to check out what we mean and vote for the ones that made you cringe the most.

#1

My Dog Destroyed Her Toy Cactus, And There Was Another Sad Cactus Inside

My Dog Destroyed Her Toy Cactus, And There Was Another Sad Cactus Inside

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Sancha Fung
Community Member
3 years ago

Maybe it is just to show that while they may show happiness, they are sad inside.

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#2

Chinese Toy

Chinese Toy

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Christophe Beunens
Community Member
3 years ago

it's a trojan horse

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#3

This Unfortunately Designed Kid's Balloon

This Unfortunately Designed Kid's Balloon

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Harry
Community Member
3 years ago

I am laughing to death.

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#4

My Little Sister's Toy Looks Like It Just Smoked Itself Into A New Era

My Little Sister's Toy Looks Like It Just Smoked Itself Into A New Era

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Aahzmandus Pervect
Community Member
3 years ago

Smokeysaurus

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#5

When Designer Is Tired Of Drawing

When Designer Is Tired Of Drawing

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gabiru
Community Member
3 years ago

Love the caption!!!

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#6

My Four-Legged Duck

My Four-Legged Duck

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Vlad Horobet
Community Member
3 years ago

The monster of Duckness.

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#7

Cinderella's Nose Job Didn't Go As Planned

Cinderella's Nose Job Didn't Go As Planned

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Prashant Karnath
Community Member
3 years ago

She is still a 10

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#8

Austria. Home Of Kangaroos And Deserts

Austria. Home Of Kangaroos And Deserts

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Phil.
Community Member
3 years ago

haha that's a classic. That's why they sell t-shirts in Austria saying "No kangaroos in Austria"

Miss Cris
Community Member
3 years ago

There are also t-shirts saying "no mexixan hats in barcelona"

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Daniel Morgan
Community Member
3 years ago

Also....are those Kangaroos banging??

Ann Ros'a
Community Member
3 years ago

Yes and with a happy end as well. 🤦🏻‍♀️

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Jeanneke van Berkel
Community Member
3 years ago

Not to mention what those two kangaroos are doing!

Sancha Fung
Community Member
3 years ago

Try googling Austrian Desert. It suggests Austrian Dessert Screenshot...cb-png.jpg Screenshot-64-5a5f14b02e2cb-png.jpg

Ann Ros'a
Community Member
3 years ago

Ooh wow those are the elusive Austrian Kangaroos...

Sophie Whitbread
Community Member
11 months ago

The only place where you can find Uluru.

Ladislav Pollo
Community Member
3 years ago

that kangaroos having sex?

Daniel Losinger
Community Member
3 years ago

Austria's national slogan is “Put another shrimp on the barbie.”

Ann Ros'a
Community Member
3 years ago

Or “put another baklava on the barbie”

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Kjorn
Community Member
3 years ago

that's a part of austria i didn't know

Cashew
Community Member
3 years ago

I clearly remember that most ppl did not enjoy geography at school. Anyways, most actually connect Austria with Hitler because he was Austrian. Nevertheless, manufacturers could at least have googled kangaroo/austria before putting this toy in the market.

Marioisbetter 24❶
Community Member
1 month ago

They mean "Australia" not "Austria" 😂

Keira Enriquez
Community Member
9 months ago

haha

The Winged Areo
Community Member
1 year ago

Austria has Arnold Swatchenegger, not kangaroos

Sib's
Community Member
2 years ago

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Sib's
Community Member
2 years ago

Haha my little brother have this car 😂😂

Ghassen Rezgui
Community Member
3 years ago

genesis

Kim M
Community Member
3 years ago

I was born in Australia but raised in the states. One boy in high school nicknamed me "Austria" and called me that every day despite my attempts to educate him.

Emma Dingle
Community Member
3 years ago

Guess who failed geography class...

Sharon Attwood
Community Member
3 years ago

Made in China...where they think Austria is the same place as Australia!

Em Boldt
Community Member
3 years ago

Bouncing through the mountains...

Louis Chirillo
Community Member
3 years ago

G'day, Kumpel.

Lucida
Community Member
3 years ago

Same with Sweden. I've seen more than one American movie with yodeling "Swedish" girls in long braids and clothes typical for... Switzerland.

Tetiana Bobryka
Community Member
3 years ago

I laughed to death

Mark Guith
Community Member
3 years ago

Abbreviation for Australia mate.

Very_GAY
Community Member
3 years ago

Im a Australian and I appreciate this- Thanks mate! Apparently not all Austrians are bogans

Becka Robinson
Community Member
3 years ago

While I don’t think there are any kangaroos on Austria, what are the kangaroos doing?

Tracey Martens
Community Member
3 years ago

Humping Becka. I believe they are humping. LOL!!!

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Julie Worrall
Community Member
3 years ago

Australia can't anyone spell Australia

Ellis
Community Member
3 years ago

Austril.... Austra.... Ostrale... nope, can’t spell it

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Manuela Azzazi
Community Member
3 years ago

hahaha

Tina Cooper
Community Member
3 years ago

Erm I don’t think so

Vicki Hart
Community Member
3 years ago

Made in China?????

The Cappy
Community Member
3 years ago

OTOH... if there was a similar thing from America showing samurai and it said China, there'd be a post here decrying American racism.

bob
Community Member
3 years ago

You clearly never went to Austria.

Daria B
Community Member
3 years ago

This one is funnly painful.

Janet Davies
Community Member
3 years ago

sort of typo I would make

AnnieLaurie Burke
Community Member
3 years ago

Must be designed by Trump and a few Normegians.

Misterscooter
Community Member
3 years ago

What were those kangaroos caught doing?

Serjio Sandpiper
Community Member
3 years ago

AUSTRIA ... 2218 year.

Phoebe Bean
Community Member
3 years ago

Planning my next vacation!

PsychoPrincess
Community Member
3 years ago

I have a "polece" cruser box i took a pic of it says police on box but misspelled on the toy

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#9

Why ??

Why ??

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Ladies and Gentlemen
Community Member
3 years ago

Though looks like very much intentionally done thing. But still I will drink from it.

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#10

These Figurines

These Figurines

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gabiru
Community Member
3 years ago

I knew it!

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#11

Hmmm

Hmmm

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Alusair Alustriel
Community Member
3 years ago

Why would you try and undress him in the first place?! Don't do that! :D

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#12

Go Home, Belle, You're Drunk

Go Home, Belle, You're Drunk

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Adogcalledkitty
Community Member
3 years ago

Party hard!

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#13

This Fantastic Toy

This Fantastic Toy

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nanashi
Community Member
3 years ago

true story: I had something like this as a kid (4/5yo) and I really thought that's what the male genitalia does (I can't ask then, culture thing). fast forward a year or so I had a dental emergency and my dad taking me to the dentist and decided to use his motorcycle so we can get there faster. I was so shocked I really thought he'd really would do the thing but I was even more shocked when he didn't bc I thought he didn't do it bc of my sake. what if the police stopped him for not putting the thing in the thing?? anyway, I learned the real thing soon after. I felt so stupid.

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#14

Shhh... It'll Be Over Soon

Shhh... It'll Be Over Soon

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Ani
Community Member
3 years ago

"Elmo hugs back & so much more!" - Omg, is that really what is written over there :D :D :D Creepy ...

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#15

I Am A Sweet Baby. Let's Have Fun Together

I Am A Sweet Baby. Let's Have Fun Together

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Jenn
Community Member
3 years ago

i think that baby is going to shank someone.....!

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#16

Prevent Your Kid From Being Afraid Of The Dark

Prevent Your Kid From Being Afraid Of The Dark

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morgan jeffries
Community Member
3 years ago

Always knew Minnie was evil

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#17

I Don't Remember That Part Of Sleeping Beauty

I Don't Remember That Part Of Sleeping Beauty

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Andrew Gibb
Community Member
3 years ago

looks like the horse is blindfolded as well

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#18

You Can Shave Your Baby

You Can Shave Your Baby

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Nash Nopper
Community Member
3 years ago

wtf?

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#19

If Santa's Late, You'll Know Why

If Santa's Late, You'll Know Why

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Miss MonMon
Community Member
3 years ago

Looks happy too.... he only comes once a year, after all.

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#20

My Nephew Has A Toy Dinosaur Which We Call "Sneaky Dinosaur" Because He Looks Rather F****** Sneaky

My Nephew Has A Toy Dinosaur Which We Call "Sneaky Dinosaur" Because He Looks Rather F****** Sneaky

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Muhammad Cisco Zulfikar
Community Member
3 years ago

Sneaky sneaky

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#21

Winnie The Pooh

Winnie The Pooh

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just a thought !
Community Member
3 years ago

Nightmare inducing material right there

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#22

You Had One Job

You Had One Job

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ADHORTATOR
Community Member
3 years ago

Well I would buy the right one...unique

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#23

In The Disney Villains Deck Of Playing Cards, The Queen Of Hearts Is The Three Of Clubs

In The Disney Villains Deck Of Playing Cards, The Queen Of Hearts Is The Three Of Clubs

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Anonymous Doorknob
Community Member
3 years ago

So that's why she's raging on the card!

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#24

Paw Concentration Camp

Paw Concentration Camp

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Jenn
Community Member
3 years ago

wow.........

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#25

Children's Toys Are Getting More And More Realistic

Children's Toys Are Getting More And More Realistic

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Ladies and Gentlemen
Community Member
3 years ago

Nothing wrong with this one. At least they were sane enough to keep the lengths in 'check'!

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#26

This Toy

This Toy

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Adogcalledkitty
Community Member
3 years ago

For educational purposes

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#27

What

What

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Andrew Gibb
Community Member
3 years ago

and I was wondering if web just came from Spiderman's hands

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#28

The Description On This Toy's Packaging Is Brutally Honest

The Description On This Toy's Packaging Is Brutally Honest

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Monica Jfk
Community Member
3 years ago

At least they're honest bout it

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#29

This Toy Is Having An Identity Crisis

This Toy Is Having An Identity Crisis

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Sancha Fung
Community Member
3 years ago

Misleading for children.

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#30

Hey, Should We Paint The Bottle White? Nah, Leave It Flesh Coloured

Hey, Should We Paint The Bottle White? Nah, Leave It Flesh Coloured

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Susan Forbes
Community Member
3 years ago

They start young, don't they?

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#31

'Real Life' Expression On A Doll

'Real Life' Expression On A Doll

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gabiru
Community Member
3 years ago

Yep. Me. All the time!

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#32

How Many Noses Does This Guy Really Need?

How Many Noses Does This Guy Really Need?

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Sancha Fung
Community Member
3 years ago

This is funny..

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#33

Classic Batman Squirt Gun... Really?!

Classic Batman Squirt Gun... Really?!

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Muhammad Cisco Zulfikar
Community Member
3 years ago

That's just wrong in so many ways

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#34

Harry, You Look So Real!

Harry, You Look So Real!

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Anastasia B
Community Member
3 years ago

Smurf Harry?

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#35

This Is Why I Like To Go To My Local Dollar Shop And To The Toys Section

This Is Why I Like To Go To My Local Dollar Shop And To The Toys Section

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Adogcalledkitty
Community Member
3 years ago

Cheaper than in a sex shop. I guess. I can't know.

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#36

So My Mother Had A Doll Made Based Off Of A Picture Of Me As A Baby

So My Mother Had A Doll Made Based Off Of A Picture Of Me As A Baby

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Nash Nopper
Community Member
3 years ago

holy crap!

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#37

My Wife Bought These Baby Toys... Little Worried About Them

My Wife Bought These Baby Toys... Little Worried About Them

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morgan jeffries
Community Member
3 years ago

Baby is not going to know, but you may giggle yourself to death

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#38

I Imagine The Designer Giggling The Whole Time

I Imagine The Designer Giggling The Whole Time

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Shane Allon
Community Member
3 years ago

Fun Scissoring with Wonder woman. Now its possible!!!!

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#39

Who Is Responsible For This Monstrosity?

Who Is Responsible For This Monstrosity?

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Adogcalledkitty
Community Member
3 years ago

Well, it does say 'funny toys'.

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#40

I Do Not Claim To Be As Smart As Animal Planet Zoologists But I Do Believe This Package Contains False Information

I Do Not Claim To Be As Smart As Animal Planet Zoologists But I Do Believe This Package Contains False Information

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Cashew
Community Member
3 years ago

American idea, chinese production, latin buyers.

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#41

Wolverine Inflatable Toy

Wolverine Inflatable Toy

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Ladies and Gentlemen
Community Member
3 years ago

I think someone is doing this deliberately. 4th such balloon, can't be co-incidence.

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#42

So A Friend Of Mine Works At A Toy Store, And This Is What He Came Across

So A Friend Of Mine Works At A Toy Store, And This Is What He Came Across

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Ladies and Gentlemen
Community Member
3 years ago

why I am feeling like I have a mild concussion.

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#43

Children's Or Adult Toy?

Children's Or Adult Toy?

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Jenn
Community Member
3 years ago

what the...........

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#44

This Creepy Teddy Bear

This Creepy Teddy Bear

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Vlad Horobet
Community Member
3 years ago

Bear version of Alien or c-section birth?

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#45

Water Bottle Designed For Young Girls

Water Bottle Designed For Young Girls

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Lachlan Steininger
Community Member
3 years ago

$54 !?!?

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#46

Uhh... Spongebob?

Uhh... Spongebob?

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rakuninaru
Community Member
3 years ago

This is sooo wrong

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#47

Great Find At Target Tonight

Great Find At Target Tonight

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Sancha Fung
Community Member
3 years ago

Could also go in the misleading packaging post https://www.boredpanda.com/misleading-packaging-design/

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#48

The New Star War Movie Toys Are Starting To Get Out Of Hand

The New Star War Movie Toys Are Starting To Get Out Of Hand

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Mont
Community Member
3 years ago

Just realized that this was Mr. Miyagi's face on Yoda's body.

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#49

Who Greenlighted This Toy?

Who Greenlighted This Toy?

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Ladies and Gentlemen
Community Member
3 years ago

This toy is for very small kids, for them there's nothing wrong with this. Also, if not for this post, and I had seen this toy somewhere, honestly I would have not thought anything negative otherwise.

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#50

This Squishy Toy's Eyes Fell Off But He Came With Back Ups

This Squishy Toy's Eyes Fell Off But He Came With Back Ups

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Giorgio Prodoti
Community Member
3 years ago

even better

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