&#8216;Funny Tinder Screenshots&#8217;: 40 Times Tinder Matches Were Actually Funny

Vicky Z 3 years ago (edited)

I've never thought it that way! She is right!!

24points

Id row 3 years ago

I appreciate her humor, but she's right. You're an idiot if you send nude pics out into the world.

15points

Kevin Cooke 3 years ago

Especially on a boat you KNOW is gonna sink!

2points

Spacey 3 years ago

I have gotten so many unwanted dic pics, I started a file.

13points

Carol Johnson-edwards 3 years ago

Put a warning on your profile that unsolicited dic picks will be sent to a gay rate my dic website, it will reduce the number you get and show you who isn't reading the profile

36points

Amy Taylor 3 years ago

LOL my friend kept getting unwanted D pics from some guy she used to date who now has a girlfriend. She told him if he didn't stop, she's post them and tag his girlfriend lol.. That stopped him.

4points

May light defeat the darkness 3 years ago

Make a gallery of them in the internet, tag the senders and make your site trending. Heck monetize the damn website!

1point

SG108 3 years ago

Are they referring to...? From movie: - "Jack" sketches a nude pic of "Rose" - Drawing is locked in safe - Titanic sinks on her maiden voyage in 1912. (PS: How does one "sketch a photo"?)

3points

Anna Mae 3 years ago

Very carefully

3points

Wren Hard 3 years ago

wow as soon as it said 1912 i was like yeah...

2points

Adalyn Bonert 3 years ago

Titanic lol

2points

Helen Davies 3 years ago

The sentiment is real. The Titanic is real. The story about Jack sketching Rose nude is Hollywood. Hollywood is real ... but also not real. But were Rose's boobs real? After all, she is a product of Hollywood. I'm so confused. Maybe Rose was related to the Kardashians? Damn, where is my coffee?

1point

Isabelle Bishop 3 years ago

I love you right now.

0points

Tinder of the SkyWings 3 years ago

Classy.

1point

Busy Panda 3 years ago

My nude will go on and oooooon🎶🎶

1point

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532points

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DUN DUN 3 years ago

And they sexily shoot a water dragon "AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH TAKE THIS!!!"

116points

human? 3 years ago

more like "ungh take this"

21points

Starflight of the Nightwings 3 years ago

that's mean what do you have against us dragons :/

11points

Lord Pants 3 years ago

NO. dragon turtle

4points

Vicky Z 3 years ago

I'm sorry but if they didn't fall for this great response then they don't deserve such an interesting relationship

39points

River Webb 3 years ago

they respond by manuvering themselves so the fireball catches them in the crotch

15points

Beeps 3 years ago

Only appropriate response to the sexy fireball would be: “oooooooh that is sooo hot!”

9points

Miles Mawyer 3 years ago

*puts on his robe and wizard hat* <-- If you get this reference, I appreciate you.

7points

Anya Sidorova-White 3 years ago

I came here to see if anyone made this reference and planned on feeling old if no one did. Thanks. 🤣

1point

RafCo 3 years ago

Oh s**t. I would marry that person.

7points

Silre 3 years ago

"You can certainly try"

3points

Blackstone 3 years ago

Fireball has range of 20ft radius, not diameter. Everyone roll dex save.

0points

Tim 3 years ago

Roll for initiative!

1point

jolie laide 3 years ago

Ooh! I had one like this, back in 2015 and he and I are still friends to this day. It started out kinda like this and it just got.. well better, and funnier! It was epic. We never dated, but we're like brother and sister now. I'm so thankful.

1point

ZentheOgre 3 years ago

This was me and my wife when first dating. Heck between that and Neopets wanting visitation rights to them. We were total nerds.

1point

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496points

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Clan Leader 3 years ago (edited)

This should be waaayyy higher. My best friend just stole this quote for her profile

122points

Vicky Z 3 years ago

Would be clever but i really hate the word "s**t" to be honest! Being sexy and enjoying sex doesn't make women sluts and we shouldn't use the term ourselves

25points

Legen ( wait for it ) dary 3 years ago

I read it : I'm just a sh.it who can't see.

21points

Potato 3 years ago

I think some people use it as a way to "reclaim" it

8points

LB 3 years ago

I don’t put that word on other people, but I use it for myself for lots of reasons. I don’t see any problem with people calling themselves any “derogatory” term when it’s said with love or joy or pride or strength.

4points

Vicky Zar 3 years ago

I'm of your opinion on this Vicky Z

2points

GlassHalfWay 3 years ago

Had a blind date once. He said "Tou didn't tell me you wore glasses". Guess it was deal breaker. Idiot.

11points

Glirpy 3 years ago

Maybe he was expecting you to be wearing dark sunglasses and carrying a walking stick.

3points

kjorn 3 years ago

loving sex as a girl doesn't makes you a s**t. if so every guys are sluts

10points

Edison Michael 3 years ago (edited)

I thought "s**t" meant "s**t".

5points

Shelli Aderman 3 years ago

Let’s not call ourselves words that degrade, thus giving our power away. 😢

7points

Nadine G 3 years ago

For some, using those words on ourselves, for yourself IS reclaiming power. Every woman is different, some feel empowered naked, calling themselves "That B*tch". Other women feel empowered doing the exact opposite

3points

Madeleine Flowers 3 years ago

OHHHHHHH the censored word was s l u t not s h i t! Took me a minute to figure that out.

6points

jolie laide 3 years ago

Yups. we need our glasses because otherwise god knows who we'd be talking to and flirting with, thinking it was you, otherwise. Height, check. Dark or light hair, check. Same kinda shirt? Check. No talking? Worse. "Um, babe, I'm over here...."

0points

Wise beauty 3 years ago

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0points

Erjenn Rejano 3 years ago

Honestly is good

0points

Kelzbelz79 3 years ago

Bloody love this.

0points

The ‘Funny Tinder Screenshots’ project draws people in not just with good content but also by consistently posting new images. So far, the Instagram page has just over 14k followers

During a previous in-depth interview with Bored Panda, dating expert Dan Bacon, the founder of The Modern Man, explained exactly why online dating is so different from traditional dating. What’s more, he told us how people can learn to avoid being catfished.

According to the dating expert, when trying to get a match on Tinder, it’s best to be playful and grab your potential matches’ attention without coming across as try-hard or desperate. It’s best not to overdo the things that help stand out because they might seem bizarre or not genuine.

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449points

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Floof 3 years ago

that battery percentage is freaking me out 😅

189points

ArodTheHorrible 3 years ago

How do they stand it???

13points

hi myself, funny weirdo🇺🇦️‍‍ 3 years ago

AND IT’S NOT PLUGGED IN

11points

rhubarb 3 years ago

same ;-;

3points

Luke Bardolph 3 years ago

You must have an iPhone 🤭

3points

Triv 3 years ago

I didn't notice that till I saw your comment, and then I'm like, oh crap!

2points

Andy Williams 3 years ago

its now like that forever.....

2points

Nat Rich 3 years ago

Mines at 7 and I feel this

1point

Fxcku 3 years ago

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John Baker 3 years ago

It just goes to show, if you're going to be a smartass, you'd better be prepared for the possibility that the person you're talking to is better at it than you are. ;-)

28points

Hayasahibaa 3 years ago

That was savage!

10points

Catmandu 3 years ago

Oh man, is she a biologist?

7points

snarkiest hot head 3 years ago

in another of the bp pannels this was shown after the mother discovered this

4points

BasedWang12 3 years ago

BOOM

3points

jolie laide 3 years ago

"Made in utero", nice tattoo idea I think...

2points

Hedgeh og 3 years ago

The pixellation on the blue speech bubbles is much worse than on the grey. The black writing is much clearer than the white. Neither of those things are proof but this looks a lot like photoshop. (Still funny though).

1point

Nicole Normand 3 years ago

Wow, is she hoping for a date with that attitude?

0points

LadyAna 3 years ago

🤣😵😮

0points

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406points

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Nathaniel 3 years ago

Unfortunately the next text was a d**k pic. He shot himself down.

123points

Shelli Aderman 3 years ago

Except I’m imagining the space facts being shared by a woman. 😉

44points

PSimms 3 years ago

Better a d**k pic than Uranus

20points

Sherbaan Naab 3 years ago

Did you just create a hypothetical situation so you could get outraged about it?

11points

Kathryn Baylis 3 years ago

Sa basically, he proceeded to crash and burn in 822 degree ice?

7points

Alex K 3 years ago

οι! no spoilers

6points

Red 3 years ago

If a guy sends like... Four more interesting space facts and then a Richard pic I'd consider a win.

5points

MagNat 3 years ago

You cannot send picture messages on tinder (probably for this very reason...).

5points

H G 3 years ago

You just pulled that out of your ass.

5points

Pjerrot 3 years ago

Why???! Just Why?!! 🙈

5points

Henry Hagens 3 years ago

Really? How could you know that?

4points

Marissa Taylor 3 years ago

omf no way

1point

Kristin Malliet 3 years ago

His proper use of apostrophes is more of a turn on than random space knowledge.

6points

ArodTheHorrible 3 years ago

Definitely unique... I wonder where he stole it from?

6points

Id row 3 years ago

Went from cool to cheesy really fast.

5points

DennyS (denzoren) 3 years ago

As smooth as the ice on Gliese?

5points

jolie laide 3 years ago

LOL, I love people like this, yeeeees!

3points

Agent 8433599 3 years ago

I read that as "SMOOTHIE" 😅

3points

Nick Lasley 3 years ago

Thought that said "space fart."

2points

Blake van Eerden 3 years ago

lol nice

0points

Kim Bush 3 years ago

As smooth as it was, I'm wondering how many times this person has used it before.

0points

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385points

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Clan Leader 3 years ago

Let’s see how Granddad fares

94points

Monic Krugell 3 years ago

Grandpa should smile, he is going to chase away the good ones too

19points

Panda-riffic 3 years ago

Agreed, this would work better if he was smiling.

5points

Dan Padgett 3 years ago

What a champ... If he's got her permission.

16points

Suzi Q 3 years ago

That's kinda wholesome. She probably won't like his choices if she's looking for a "bad" guy

9points

LB 3 years ago (edited)

Is it wholesome? I would be hurt if someone did this to me. Plus all this bio shows is that she is pretty and supposedly makes bad choices. Seems like a great way to attract nothing but “bad” guys actually.

7points

Anna Banana 3 years ago

"My granddaughter makes choices that I deem poor so I'm going to take away her choices now". Yeah, not my idea of wholesome. Even if she's in on it (I assume she is, otherwise it's despicable), it just hits a bit too close to commodifying women for my taste. But I'm sure they'll find a guy who doesn't mind that.

4points

Phoenix 3 years ago

this needs to be top, god tinder user.

-1point

jolie laide 3 years ago

Dear God, I'd be horrified...

7points

Nadine G 3 years ago (edited)

Yeaaa Tinder isn't gonna make those choices better 🤣

2points

Marissa Taylor 3 years ago

god i love old people

1point

Blake van Eerden 3 years ago

lmao

0points

Gail Nicholson 3 years ago

Well I think we can all see where she gets her poor choices from!

0points

Vicky Zar 3 years ago

"She suffers from poor choices" oh my. LOL "Because I said so" in RL. I love it!

0points

He also noted that it’s best to get a feel for whether or not your match is a quality person by not relying just on texting back and forth. Sure, it’s fun, but you won’t catch all the potential red flags that way.

"Get to a phone call, or video call as quickly as possible, so you can actually get a feel for each other and see if you click. At the very least, send voice texts back and forth so you can determine each other’s level of interest, as well as personality type and temperament," Dan told Bored Panda that it’s worth it to put in the extra effort in communicating with your match to see if they’re actually right for you.

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379points

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Nathaniel 3 years ago

"Mike Tyson saying kiss me" I just had a painful flashback.

105points

ArodTheHorrible 3 years ago

Did he say that to you?

14points

Bubble Gum Bandit 3 years ago

Screw all the other content on BP, I demand to hear Nathaniel's story!!

11points

ZentheOgre 3 years ago

Wait is that your sub Evanander. Remember to always watch your opponent eat a Snickers before the fight!

4points

Lu 3 years ago

How about Mike Tyson behind you after you drop a bar of soap i think that’s worse!

2points

Bexx 🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦 3 years ago

“Now kith”

1point

Vicky Z 3 years ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣I'm dying please thend help!!!

18points

BasedWang12 3 years ago

Well this person is just awesome

9points

tomchambers 3 years ago

Beautiful AND funny!

7points

Spacey 3 years ago

Love it. Very creative

5points

Vicky Zar 3 years ago

Her smile looks like that of Gal Gadot. Beautiful

2points

Se Mai 3 years ago

They are called Gal Gadot-Varsano, one Gal Gadot-Varsano, lots of Gal Gadot-Varsanos.

0points

D K 3 years ago (edited)

Soooo who else tried saying her name like Mike Tyson saying “Kiss me” 😆

2points

Tonk Terrier 3 years ago

My favourite Mike Tyson quote "Yeh everybody got a plan til I punch them in the head"

2points

Kathryn Baylis 3 years ago

As long as they don’t try to nibble on your ear, you’re safe.

1point

Victor 3 years ago

That's a turn on.

0points

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Final score:

360points

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(T)reacherou(S) 3 years ago

Chemistry!

88points

Kiri 3 years ago

The satisfaction that the times are 1 hour apart

14points

ArodTheHorrible 3 years ago

Its amazing how many people will start the knock knock joke when told to do so. Try it on your friends... I bet you can get them all!

5points

Potato 3 years ago

What if I prefer using the doorbell?

3points

Black Pearl 3 years ago

They're perfect for each other

4points

lapis lazuli 3 years ago

...and we've been married since

2points

BasedWang12 3 years ago

Nice

2points

Pjerrot 3 years ago

That went fast!!!

2points

SCP 504 3 years ago

What a nice test!

1point

Blake van Eerden 3 years ago

lol

0points

jolie laide 3 years ago

LOL, good one!

0points

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Final score:

359points

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River Webb 3 years ago

opposites attract so he's into bad boys

81points

Vicky Z 3 years ago

Still a win win situation if they like your pets

9points

glowworm2 3 years ago

I don’t blame them. The dog must have been adorable.

7points

Subrata Pradhan 3 years ago

Good1

3points

jolie laide 3 years ago

Pets in pics will always get extra consideration.

1point

Blake van Eerden 3 years ago

lol

0points

What’s more, the expert pointed out that when people are just texting, it can be easy for one person to misinterpret someone’s level of excitement and interest. That means that one person can end up getting hurt.

"A man might send a woman a text and she then replies with a laughing emoji, with tears of laughter. He thinks he's doing well, but in reality, she is rolling her eyes and thinking that his joke was lame. He might then continue using that type of humor and causing a disconnect between himself and her," he said that these sorts of situations can be avoided by calling each other, voice-message, and making a video call.

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350points

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troufaki13 3 years ago

Well obviously he's a time traveler!

215points

Eb 3 years ago

That or he's really 45.

16points

Andy Acceber 3 years ago

He thought he'd have better luck if he used his dad's photo. /s

39points

Anna Tribe 3 years ago

Most probably a scammer who stole a photo from Google

19points

Kel_how 3 years ago

At first I thought it was a pic from his profile that he'd drawn on, like "this could be you" lol

7points

Clan Leader 3 years ago

Uuuummmmm……

6points

D K 3 years ago

I… have no words to describe this imbecile.

5points

TrD 3 years ago

The scams

4points

ℙ𝕦𝕣𝕣_𝕞𝕒𝕚𝕕 3 years ago

Uh oh, he's screwed. And not in the way that he wants.😂

3points

PADNA 3 years ago

photo of his dad maybe?

0points

Nicole Normand 3 years ago

As if we wouldn't notice...

0points

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347points

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DUN DUN 3 years ago

Life is Spain without the s 😚🥰

86points

KitFrey 3 years ago

I live in Spain without the i and n

10points

HalfFinnishedAustralian 3 years ago

I live in Spain without the a. *INTENSELY SPINS*

7points

sirfryingpan 3 years ago

I’m in Spain without the A

4points

WritingSatyr 3 years ago

Bread.

2points

Potato Panda 3 years ago

Or paint without the t

1point

Hadesdaughter 3 years ago

Like the Cute without the E song that was widely popular through out 2005-9

1point

Potato Man 3 years ago

Drowning in Champaign but the champ is silent

0points

Beanbot Toodeloo 3 years ago

my life is spain without the in

0points

Vicky Z 3 years ago

Isn't that phrase too old to be catchy by now???

11points

Janine B. 3 years ago

Was it ever?

3points

Black Pearl 3 years ago

I'm constantly popping joints I didn't know existed

3points

Someone With A Name 3 years ago

Danny-i was talking about the fall from heaven... me-no but I did scratch my knees on the crawl up from hell🙃

2points

Karen Grace 3 years ago

That's been my life for decades.

1point

this violent end (she/her) 3 years ago

same bestie

1point

Id row 3 years ago

Relatable.

1point

Joanne O'Brien 3 years ago

Same

1point

jolie laide 3 years ago

Yups, relatable...

0points

Eddsworld_Encanto 3 years ago

#relateable

0points

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342points

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censorshipsucks 3 years ago

Red flag right there.. lol.

96points

Monday 3 years ago

What are you talking about? They're obviously not an organ trafficker, they even said so right at the start!

94points

Black Pearl 3 years ago

What? That's totally a green flag! I mean, they aren't an organ trafficker.

31points

AngelWingsYT 3 years ago

Dont be so paranoid. They clearly stated they arent an organ trafficker

16points

Marco Conti 3 years ago

She is an ethical organ trafficker. Only dates dudes with both kidneys. The unethical ones will take your last kidney.

14points

Sue Hazlewood 3 years ago

Just one?

2points

Aroace tiger (she/they/he) 3 years ago

That's brilliant

15points

Alexandra Nara 3 years ago

Smart girl, bet she avoids a hugh amount of nude and d**k pics with this text

10points

kasei10 3 years ago

And the ones she does get she can just make them an offer for it to freak them out. "Sorry dude, I can only offer you $5 for that little thing, and you'll have to cut it off yourself and pay postage."

8points

Trey Shipp 3 years ago

Even the anthem lmaooo

8points

hi myself, funny weirdo🇺🇦️‍‍ 3 years ago

Lol DEFINITELY not an organ trafficker but this is the type of humor I like.

6points

(T)reacherou(S) 3 years ago

Bwahaha!!

6points

Scarlett Fox 3 years ago

I take lungs now, gills come next week

5points

Spacey 3 years ago

The clue is in the music.

5points

rhubarb 3 years ago

This seems very convincing, of course this person's not an organ trafficker!

1point

Catmandu 3 years ago

Definitely not

1point

"Online dating is more superficial and based on appearances compared to real-world interactions, which is more about how both people feel when interacting with each other in person," the dating expert said how online dating apps like Tinder work differently from asking someone out in real-life.

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336points

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Nathaniel 3 years ago

Her Father is Mr Kipling.

37points

Dan Padgett 3 years ago

And she's exceedingly good.

6points

Diya 3 years ago

OMFG DOES SHE LIVE ON DRURY LANE

9points

lazy panda 3 years ago

Is she married to the muffin man?

5points

Red 3 years ago (edited)

This guy sent me a dm on Instagram saying damn, what a bread, because it's an old timey flirty word here, and I told him all about the recipe, the process, that the red is beet and the orange is pumpkin, the weird looking color is avocado... He didn't went through my pictures, had no idea I bake. 😑

5points

Catmandu 3 years ago

He knows everything

5points

DUN DUN 3 years ago

Stalker in disguise

3points

jolie laide 3 years ago

I like wholesome posts!

2points

Shara Kranz 3 years ago

Her name is "Little Debbie"

1point

Blake van Eerden 3 years ago

lol

0points

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Final score:

330points

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Aroace tiger (she/they/he) 3 years ago

The emotional roller-coaster here

137points

Vic 3 years ago

That was quite a rollercoaster ride..

21points

KariLovesHerKat 3 years ago

This would crack me up. I love silly humour

16points

ArodTheHorrible 3 years ago

Another fresh approach... pretty funny

12points

shinshige 3 years ago

I LOVE this.

7points

jolie laide 3 years ago

LOL, I like them...

5points

CookieCrump 3 years ago

This is going all over the place, the heck.

5points

Nicole Normand 3 years ago

Are the convos on Tinder all that bad?

0points

Blake van Eerden 3 years ago

lol

0points

Marissa Taylor 3 years ago

keep this person

0points

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320points

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River Webb 3 years ago

choking hazard, do not swallow

217points

Vic 3 years ago

Warranty void if seal is broken

34points

Earl Grey 3 years ago

Keep away from small children.

7points

Earl Grey 3 years ago

May cause drowsiness.

4points

Marissa Taylor 3 years ago (edited)

pfffttt well thansl now i have to clean off my computer from he tea i spit out

2points

kallee the frog 3 years ago

🫢

1point

Kim Bush 3 years ago

But but but.... I always (uh nevermind)

0points

sirfryingpan 3 years ago

But they only put those on small parts… gonna want to rethink that one!

0points

Flopsy 3 years ago

She asks a silly question and expects a mature answer.

47points

Suzi Q 3 years ago

Right, what is she doing, conducting an interview??

10points

Steph 3 years ago

Very witty, I‘d love to have a beer with that guy - I bet he’s a good laugh

28points

Vicky Z 3 years ago

Out of order for maintenance reasons! We are sorry for the inconvenience

17points

Davo gifman 3 years ago

Results aren't typical...if erection last longer than 4 hours seek medical attention.

15points

Earl Grey 3 years ago

If you experience an erection that lasts more than 4 hours… YOU’RE WELCOME!!!

1point

Philler Space 3 years ago

Warning: filling may be hot. Blow on before consuming.

8points

RafCo 3 years ago

Waning, does not respond well to stupid questions

7points

Suzi Q 3 years ago

Hahaha!

0points

Stranger Sings 3 years ago

Fragile: This side up

5points

Glirpy 3 years ago

Do not feed after midnight.

3points

Roxy Eastland 3 years ago

Keep out of the reach of children

3points

In the expert’s opinion, while men are in a position of power when it comes to traditional dating, women are in that position with regard to online dating. He said that women get significantly more attention on online apps which can lead to some of them increasing their standards. This, in turn, can lead men to do funny, bizarre, and even desperate things to stand out from the crowd.

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320points

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River Webb 3 years ago

age is just a number, and jail is just a room

203points

deadinside 3 years ago

i like "age is just a number, so is 911"

69points

Vic 3 years ago

And bending to pick up soap in jail is just a tradition..

13points

ACatInPandasClothing 3 years ago

and death is just sleep? ya i dont think so.

6points

UpQuarkDownQuark 3 years ago

Age is a number. A prisoner number is a number. A prison sentence is a number…

4points

Anjana Anil 2 years ago

Where you can very peacefully spend your life in

1point

Wyndmere 3 years ago

A room with a lock and key; and You don't get to have the key.

1point

Ur_Fav_Lazy_Panda🫶 1 year ago

911 is also a number👀

0points

Vee Dub 3 years ago

Tell that Boris Becker :-) his rooms looks not very nice I read ...

0points

DaShaun Trosper 3 years ago

Age is just a number and so is 9-1-1

0points

sirfryingpan 3 years ago

You know what else Is a number? 911

0points

Lu 3 years ago

Haha nice!!!

0points

Glirpy 3 years ago

Jail is a room with a number

0points

Pjerrot 3 years ago

Aahm… the room is quite small & U don’ t have U’r key! Do have to share shower to with a bunch of others guys…. So No … I don’t Think it’s worth it…. Unless U live at Home now & is 40!🤣🤣

0points

Mike Keyser 3 years ago

I was in reddit earlier today, apparently it's only wrong when a man does it to a girl. it is not wrong when a woman does it to a boy, according to the experts on reddit.

-2points

1010011 1001110 3 years ago

(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

-2points

Black Pearl 3 years ago

Age is just a number, and so is your jail sentence

17points

Spacey 3 years ago

Possible trafficking set up.

10points

rhubarb 3 years ago

She was willing to risk him going to jail?? Seriously?

6points

jolie laide 3 years ago

Oooof, yeah, jail bait is serious prison business, good on him for bowing out.

2points

DenjiSimp 3 years ago

She should go to jail too 😂

1point

Ki Li 3 years ago

She shouldn't go to jail but girls who knowingly try to trick men should have repercussions. I'm talking about the 16 year old who says she's 18 type situation. She's old enough to know better l

0points

Blake van Eerden 3 years ago

lol

0points

kjorn 3 years ago

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Judes 3 years ago

Age of consent laws vary from country to country and from state to state.

24points

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311points

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Andy Acceber 3 years ago

Heck, if the profile says she likes puns, go for it. Not cringeworthy.

111points

Jane Jane 3 years ago

I love both of these people!

9points

Glirpy 3 years ago

I'm a little bit rock n roll

4points

Don't Look 3 years ago

facepalm

3points

222srphn 3 years ago

took me 2 days to get that and came back jus to comment this lnfuoahguiyavubir

1point

Blake van Eerden 3 years ago

lol

0points

jolie laide 3 years ago

LOL, saved it in the last second!

0points

Paul Z. 3 years ago

I... don't get... it

0points

AngelWingsYT 3 years ago

Jordan is a small country

7points

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299points

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Beth S 3 years ago (edited)

I love that song. Time of the Season by The Zombies for those that don't know.

88points

jamie artis 3 years ago

i thought it was same bitches by post malone: But I can't make a ho a housewife (Oh, no) What's your name? Who's your daddy? Is he rich like me? Is he rich like me? Yeah, yeah, yeah (Ayy)

7points

MCMLXXIII 3 years ago

Yeah, I read that in the way it's said in the song lol

6points

Amy Taylor 3 years ago

I'm a huge fan of The Zombies. They were so good!! My parents were 60's flower children and I was blessed with growing up on amazing music.

3points

Sue 3 years ago

Me too. Goth before their time.

3points

SG108 3 years ago

I love that song, too. 60s/70s music was my favorite time for music.

2points

LMS 3 years ago

I knew! : D

1point

Marlowe Fitzpatrik 3 years ago

I've been ruined... I know this from Eminem's "Rhyme or Reason" 🙈

1point

Id row 3 years ago

Now that song is stuck in my head.

6points

Florence 3 years ago (edited)

ARE YOU FUCKIMG KIDDING ME I WAS LITTERALLY JUST LISTENING TO THAT PART OF THE SONG HOLY F**K NO WAY IM NOT EVEN LYING HOLY S**T

5points

Adam Chang 3 years ago (edited)

$10 in bratislava....yes I'm rich (movie: Eurotrip)

5points

Beth S 3 years ago

Love that movie.

2points

jolie laide 3 years ago

Love that song..

2points

Mike Keyser 3 years ago

ok, my gross income is garbage, but my net worth is a positive number, which is more than many people can say. so it's a matter of perspective or how you count it.

0points

Julia H 3 years ago

Love it 😀

0points

Spacey 3 years ago

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jamie artis 3 years ago

its a song lyric

11points

"A woman who would normally accept an average, confident, good guy in real life, will often have very high standards and only accept very good looking men on Tinder, or online dating. This results in millions of average-looking men wasting their time trying to match up with women who just aren't going to give them a chance. It also results in some women being able to date very good-looking men who normally wouldn't be interested," Dan explained.

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296points

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(T)reacherou(S) 3 years ago

A little mean, but i laughed

96points

AngelWingsYT 3 years ago

If you dont want ppl to focus on the animal dont use them in your pfp

4points

jolie laide 3 years ago

I's ALWAYS about the animals..

2points

Blake van Eerden 3 years ago

lol she thought lol

0points

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291points

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Sue Lynn Chan 3 years ago (edited)

autocorrect does suck these days

112points

TrD 3 years ago

No the r and t are next to each other.

4points

chaotic awesome 3 years ago

autocorrect does duck a lot

0points

Dan Padgett 3 years ago

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Lady Goldberry 3 years ago

Can't stop staring at the size of that Adams apple.

19points

UpQuarkDownQuark 3 years ago

My phone recently autocorrected “unpredictable” to “I peed out.” In a message to a client. WTAF?

15points

Nunya Business 3 years ago

Dear God, what an Adam's apple!

2points

Triv 3 years ago

I hate that looks revolve around so many peoples' relationship choices.

1point

thEBOrdeSTpaNDA 3 years ago (edited)

I saw one which was 'What's up, Fatty?' then the next message was 'FATU> I MEANT TO SAY FATU. F*****G AUTOCORRECT'

1point

Blake van Eerden 3 years ago

lol

0points

jolie laide 3 years ago

Suuuure he did!

-1point

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289points

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Bad Humor 3 years ago

Or Bing

60points

iBlank 3 years ago

DuckDuckGo?

15points

UpQuarkDownQuark 3 years ago

As soon as a Republican lawmaker reads this post, they’re going to try to ban Google and Bing from public restrooms.

8points

Uber Mensch 3 years ago

Somebody is in for a REALLY big surprise...

7points

New Everywhere 3 years ago

Lord have mercy on this dum dum

7points

Ozymandias73 3 years ago

Ask Jeeves!

3points

Pink Dahlia 3 years ago

Oh sweet summer child

3points

Jesse Taylor 3 years ago

LMAO

1point

M. 2 years ago

One of the better reactions when coming out to a potential romantic partner. Clueless is better than aggressive.

0points

Nicole Normand 3 years ago

So basically a transgender is a search engine. LOL.

-1point

Katie Brandon 3 years ago

They are either 80 or living under a rock

-1point

"With traditional dating, average-looking men can enjoy the position of power because almost all men are afraid to approach and talk to women in real life. When an average looking man has the confidence to approach and talk to a woman in real life, as well as the ability to flirt and create a spark during a conversation, he will find that many of the single women he meets show interest and give their phone number," he said.

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281points

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Vicky Z 3 years ago

Wow didn't think of that

67points

Alexandra Nara 3 years ago

After the " hey I am a gymrat" line was this quite a plot twist

0points

Monty B 3 years ago

She is working

17points

MMcD 3 years ago

“Where did you last have it before it went missing?” would work too. Maybe recommend looking in the washing machine 😆

13points

ArodTheHorrible 3 years ago

That type of relationship goes downhill REALLY quickly

3points

CelticElff 3 years ago (edited)

The response is savagely perfect. Or perfectly savage. Both? Both. Both is good.

2points

Joseph Grimmett 3 years ago

Maybe gets work from being on tinder 😉

2points

Blake van Eerden 3 years ago

lol gold diger

1point

Oddly Me 3 years ago

This proves it...you can't go anywhere w/o running into panhandlers.

0points

hcaballero57 3 years ago

She was probably just a scammer

0points

MARIA SILMAN 3 years ago

i would help them

0points

Oddly Me 3 years ago

He tried, by offering good advice. Prioritize. If you are concerned about losig a roof over your head, being on a dating site isn't the best way to obtain money. She seems irresponsible.

0points

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280points

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DUN DUN 3 years ago

I can literally hear the windows xp pop up sound

106points

SG108 3 years ago

I miss WinXP. You could do a lot of fun stuff on it.

4points

Janine B. 3 years ago

"A shockingly large amount of the time" would me have said: "Thanks but no thanks."

8points

jolie laide 3 years ago

My computer just made that noise... for unrelated reasons.

2points

Beth S 3 years ago

So many innovative pick up lines these days.

2points

M. 3 years ago

I'm stealing that.

0points

Vortex Lazer 3 years ago

I didn't know that this image could produce sounds, I can literally hear it.

0points

Blake van Eerden 3 years ago

lol

-1point

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278points

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Catarina 3 years ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👌

82points

BasedWang12 3 years ago

Yet another person I think I could totally be friends with

15points

Suzi Q 3 years ago

Wow, dating has really changed since I was out there 14 years ago! Lol!

9points

Stoopham McFernybabes 3 years ago

Why are the postal service workers wandering the streets at 5am on a weekend?

5points

MyCatsTheRealPanda 3 years ago

Here where I live they deliver regular mail on Saturdays and some packages on Sunday. They start super early.

4points

Okatango 3 years ago

Wow, you guys get postal service on the weekend?

3points

Gabby M 3 years ago

NY Upstate Mail both Sat. & Sun.

0points

222srphn 3 years ago

as a christan i dont think i was supposed to laugh......sry god oopsie ytftyrdertghgvftg

1point

Manuel Bastos 3 years ago

Really, nobody wondering why he didn't ask how her naked a** payed for the drinks?

0points

chaotic awesome 3 years ago

perfect match

0points

May Day 3 years ago

LOL

0points

Blake van Eerden 3 years ago

XDXDXDXD

0points

"In some cases, a pretty woman who would never be interested in him via online dating or Tinder, can fall in love, marry and start a family with him all from him having the courage to walk up and say hello to her in person."

However, the dating expert stressed that most guys do not have the guts to talk to someone in public. They pick the easier, safer route of online dating. However, the price of that is greater competition.

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257points

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Vic 3 years ago

Well! That de-escalated quickly..

140points

Black Pearl 3 years ago

This is adorable

22points

pink_panda 3 years ago

That sounds like an awesome date.

22points

this violent end (she/her) 3 years ago

that is the best thing ive ever seen

8points

MagNat 3 years ago

They deserve each other, I hope it works out.

5points

BorPand8 3 years ago

I think I figured out what the tree means...

5points

Stew 3 years ago

I think its a walk in the park

3points

•porcelain•doll• 3 years ago

wut?

0points

Anonymous 3 years ago

?

0points

Trophy Husband 3 years ago

I really hope they had that date!

4points

Don't Look 3 years ago

This was movie quality excellent.

4points

Okatango 3 years ago

So this is was cute and funny

1point

ispeak catanese 3 years ago

What do the tree and shower mean?

1point

juice 3 years ago

tree is maybe weed? or actually just a tree and they want to have a park date. and i think shower means showering before sex

0points

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255points

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DennyS (denzoren) 3 years ago

100% success.

64points

Blake van Eerden 3 years ago

lol

0points

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248points

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Floof 3 years ago

this is also hilarious 😂

93points

BasedWang12 3 years ago

"are you ready for your second coming"

36points

Cara G 3 years ago

Okay you win. Take your crown and prize money 🤣

7points

Black Pearl 3 years ago (edited)

That's f*****g incredible. He's even turning water into wine in his profile pic.

21points

Cara G 3 years ago

SMART water too! Must have worked OT for that one. Look how smug he looks!

8points

Vicky Z 3 years ago

Profiles like this make me want to try tinder to be honest😅😅

15points

N G 3 years ago

Nailed it

14points

Anna Lessens 3 years ago

....too soon

2points

Id row 3 years ago

Pass. He's only got 13 more years to live.

9points

YoyoSthlm 3 years ago

"No, that's my dad"

3points

thEBOrdeSTpaNDA 3 years ago

What would you like to tell my father?

1point

Mark Erwin 3 years ago

"dear god" HAHAHAHAHA

1point

jolie laide 3 years ago

I can only imagine this guys inbox, LOL.

1point

"They end up competing with tens of thousands of other men for the same woman on online dating or Tinder," he said.

"Many guys spend years trying to get a match via online dating when they could get a match in real life in a matter of minutes or hours if they just had the confidence to approach and ability to flirt and create a spark," he suggested that online dating shouldn’t be used in isolation, but as a supplement to traditional dating.

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243points

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Nathaniel 3 years ago

*Googles cream pie*.....*Googles mind bleach*

186points

Vic 3 years ago

And now you wonder if it tastes funny..

18points

UpQuarkDownQuark 3 years ago

It’s really best not to Google anything. At all. Ever.

12points

gay insomniac assassin panda 3 years ago

brain-blea...8bdbb.jpeg

9points

Edison Michael 3 years ago

I mean, it's just a slang for unprotected sex without coitus interruptus. It's not really that shocking. Just a bit weird of a metaphor.

6points

Shannon Matthews 3 years ago

Please share some of that mind bleach with me Nathaniel. As much as possible.

2points

Trophy Husband 3 years ago

Thank you for the warning!

1point

Christina Rosetti 3 years ago

"Custard Clown Porn" is a thing. No, really. You're welcome.

1point

Mary Leverett 3 years ago

Pass the mind bleach over here, next, please 😖

0points

Bill Nye The Russian spy 3 years ago

oh, honey, no....

0points

Mauve Mouse 3 years ago

definitely don't google blumpkin

0points

Marissa Taylor 3 years ago

i um..woulnd't look that up...

0points

Andy Acceber 3 years ago

BP's censor is the funniest. It blocks words like "died" but allows this through. Just think hyper-sexual. Don't google it unless you really really want to know.

18points

Rustella 3 years ago

Eww

6points

Robert T 3 years ago

Blimey, you must have some big moths in your wardrobe!

4points

BAWK BAWK BAKAW 3 years ago

M O T H M A N

4points

Adam Chang 3 years ago

Clowns from circus or just clowns in general?

4points

Chinmayee Kalghatgi 3 years ago

Yes

12points

Chancey 3 years ago

At least she is classy!!! /s

2points

Paul Z. 3 years ago

Ooooh...🤡

2points

Julia H 3 years ago

Um ew

2points

ArodTheHorrible 3 years ago

Wow, tell it like it is, girl LOL

2points

Vortex Lazer 3 years ago

Do you know what are you saying with that?

1point

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242points

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Nathaniel 3 years ago

Wait..... 30 seconds is a long time right?

82points

Vic 3 years ago (edited)

Wait.... you guys measure in seconds! *looks sadly at the millisecond stopwatch*

40points

Dan Padgett 3 years ago

Yes it is Nate, don't let those mean people tell you any different :)

11points

Bill cipher 3 years ago

It is in planks

10points

Monday 3 years ago

Well when you're doing a speech and you have a time limit to reach it certainly is....

5points

Ray Martin 3 years ago (edited)

It depends on the occasion. It's quite a long time if you've just been blown out of an airlock without a spacesuit.

3points

ACatInPandasClothing 3 years ago

well, its longer than how long you have lived so ya I think so.

3points

*Displayname*=idk 3 years ago (edited)

On the microwave with my food.

2points

Wyndmere 3 years ago

Only if 30 Seconds is how long you can hold your breath.

0points

chaotic awesome 3 years ago

it’s like 30 one seconds right?

0points

SCP 504 3 years ago

I think… or maybe that was milliseconds

0points

S A 3 years ago

With some people…yes

0points

New Everywhere 3 years ago

They MUST be quality seconds

0points

A B C 3 years ago

Hahaha, love it how she stunted him.

3points

jolie laide 3 years ago (edited)

I'll give you the best 20 seconds of your life, 30 with foreplay. ;)

2points

Karla Guenard 3 years ago

Emotional damage

1point

sirfryingpan 3 years ago

HIS RESPONSE TO THAT

1point

Blake van Eerden 3 years ago

lol

0points

Suzi Q 3 years ago

Lol, brutal.

0points

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233points

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Nathaniel 3 years ago

Took me a moment to get that.

90points

Ellis Tamura 3 years ago

I don't get it. Can you explain?

4points

ACatInPandasClothing 3 years ago

by far the funniest thing so far.

12points

Cara G 3 years ago

She's a keeper.

5points

Lu 3 years ago

Too clever for me, and I supposedly went to University.

2points

Gail Nicholson 3 years ago

Pretty sure she had her target audience at 'my favorite things are d**k...'

1point

MandiMay 3 years ago

As an FSU alumni I can only admit to being mildly amused

1point

KellyKix 3 years ago

Bring back the Oxford Comma!

1point

Ernesto 3 years ago

I like duck jokes too!

0points

Blake van Eerden 3 years ago

lol

0points

mikejaz2 3 years ago

Witty

0points

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233points

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Catmandu 3 years ago

Better not

71points

*Displayname*=idk 3 years ago

Why? Did you do it?

5points

BasedWang12 3 years ago

if this is real then I think we all know the kinda asshat this person is... If it was a joke, then a joke shouldn't have this much swagger lol

13points

Cara G 3 years ago

And this is where I go full Admiral Ackbar.

10points

Cpt. Robert Christian 3 years ago

'IT'S A TRAP!"

3points

Id row 3 years ago

They have a very high rate of domestic abuse. I'd definitely avoid dating a cop.

8points

Dave P 3 years ago

all high stress jobs have that, and it goes regardless of the gender or sexual orientation of the person in the profession. It comes from people not knowing how to process stress and then letting manifest itself in the most primitive way possible

9points

Shelli Aderman 3 years ago

Um… 🤢

6points

Marissa Taylor 3 years ago

not while i'm still black i'm not

4points

Marlowe Fitzpatrik 3 years ago

So... If that changes, you might give him a try? I don't think the feeling 'what a duckhead' one gets at this post isn't related to skin-shadr 🤭

0points

Nadine G 3 years ago

No thanks

3points

Jesse Taylor 3 years ago

No day, no way.

3points

S 3 years ago

Ok, I like the joke, but all joking aside... How old is this picture when there is a CRT television in the background?!?

3points

PurpleDoople 3 years ago

can I make a really dark joke if you guys promise not to downvote me

2points

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225points

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Beth S 3 years ago

That is adorable.

84points

Katie 3 years ago

Would instantly win me over lmao 😂

10points

NotCoffee 3 years ago

Here I was thinking Battleship

6points

Glirpy 3 years ago

"I'd like to sink my battleship into you"

3points

Uifalean Tudor 3 years ago

b3 doesnt make a move for the queen tho :/

5points

Kimberleia 3 years ago

Dang, B3 was all I needed for a Bingo!

4points

Eileen M Keller 3 years ago

That's what I was thinking 🤣!

0points

Charlie Kent 3 years ago

B3 is the knight's p**n, it would only release the Bishop.

0points

Nicole Normand 3 years ago

Smooth.

0points

Steven Meyer 3 years ago

These pick up lines actually work? I can see that we’re in more trouble with the youth than I thought

0points

Bree 3 years ago

Ok THAT was smooth

0points

Adam Zad 3 years ago

Knight 3 in real chess notation.

0points

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Final score:

214points

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Vic 3 years ago

And that is why you need math classes, kids..

109points

Glirpy 3 years ago

Maybe this guy just lays a lot of bricks?

7points

Black Pearl 3 years ago

That's actually really smart

19points

*Displayname*=idk 3 years ago

He is smart, so he is a keeper for sure!

5points

Araminta 3 years ago

I hate when they have 2 (or more) people in all their photos and you can't tell which one they are

3points

Ernesto 3 years ago

"So which one are you?".... "Well, which one do you think is prettier?"..... "Whichever one you are!"

0points

Scarlett Fox 3 years ago

This guy did the math

2points

Gary Davidson 3 years ago

The next section, where he guesses her weight, is missing. d=)

2points

Josh Tall 3 years ago

genius!!!

2points

Subrata Pradhan 3 years ago

He nailed it .

1point

Blake van Eerden 3 years ago

lol math

0points

Nadine G 3 years ago

I mean, I wont lie, I'm impressed a little

0points

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208points

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Nathaniel 3 years ago

Calculating the length of penis taken? That's a new one, I cannot see it catching on.

62points

Commander Ducky 3 years ago

Stay in school kids...

8points

René Studer 3 years ago

Let’s be generous an assume she is 30 years old and has been sexually active for 14 years. If her bodycount is 100‘000, doesn’t that mean she would have to had sex around 19 times a day?

5points

bob bruce 3 years ago

Yeah, but if you recall the previous post that's only 9.5 minutes per day.

2points

Phil Amylon 3 years ago

Get this guy to calculate Mean Jerk Times for presentations.

3points

AngelWingsYT 3 years ago

I laughed way to hard at this

2points

Jada Sanders 3 years ago

60 thrusts 😳

1point

thEBOrdeSTpaNDA 3 years ago

the girl's reply lol

1point

Ki Li 3 years ago

Is this the brick guy?

1point

Don't Look 3 years ago

...what the hell did I just read...

1point

Suzi Q 3 years ago

Yea, sure he's a virgin!

1point

Ur_Fav_Lazy_Panda🫶 1 year ago

there is only 5280 feet in a mile

0points

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206points

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Floof 3 years ago

no this is awesome

68points

Black Pearl 3 years ago

I would definitely go on a date with someone if they did that to me

11points

DennyS (denzoren) 3 years ago

There is no other appropriate reply to "Hello there", he replied accurately.

6points

Beatcomber, Craig A. 3 years ago

If she doesn't get it then move on. Good call sir.

5points

Sam Ssam 3 years ago

Can you please explain to not very good English learner? Thanks!

1point

Blarrg 3 years ago

"Hello there" "General Kenobi" is a meme that refers to a short exchange between Obi-Wan Kenobi and General Grievous from Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith.

4points

Ozymandias73 3 years ago

LOL

1point

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206points

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Nathaniel 3 years ago

Groan.

43points

BobTheDeathGripper 3 years ago

This comment has been deleted.

0points

Helen Davies 3 years ago

BOOM!

1point

snarkiest hot head 3 years ago

baddum TSH

1point

Okatango 3 years ago

Love it

1point

Beatcomber, Craig A. 3 years ago

Your bust is dirty would have been better

0points

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197points

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Clan Leader 3 years ago

She meant the first one

45points

Vic 3 years ago

She's Karl Urban from The Boys, in disguise..

3points

Glirpy 3 years ago

Maybe she's Irish?

3points

snarkiest hot head 3 years ago

great start

1point

Beth S 3 years ago

This comment has been deleted.

-2points

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147points

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MiriPanda 3 years ago

Tasteless

65points

BasedWang12 3 years ago

Yall trippin, this is great

12points

rhubarb 3 years ago

Here's advice for you people, never use this line.

10points

Shelli Aderman 3 years ago

🤦🏽‍♀️

4points

Kel_how 3 years ago

Too soon

3points

Nadine G 3 years ago

Ah yes, joking about the death of millions as an opening line for flirting

2points

Sebastian Killin 3 years ago

Bro it's dark humor to a degree but holy s**t man

2points

Chris M 3 years ago

Nope

2points

Jesse Taylor 3 years ago

Too soon.

1point

Thomas Jones 3 years ago

Too soon?

1point

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Final score:

140points

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Squawkleo 3 years ago

So either way there's no sandwich.....

143points

Vicky Z 3 years ago

Just keep a sandwich under the bed for emergencies

29points

Phill Healey 3 years ago

Just depends if they invite a "friend" over.

3points

Kel_how 3 years ago

You mean to tell me that your pillow cases don't come with sandwich pockets?

2points

IJ 3 years ago

Make your own damn sandwich

1point

Melissa McGuire Premium 3 years ago

You got it!

0points

Frank Miller 3 years ago

But I'm still hungry!

0points

Vic 3 years ago

Chain her to the bed, maybe..

7points

Black Pearl 3 years ago

Kinky

8points

Mermaid Elle-Jaye 3 years ago (edited)

Classy…. Still want the sandwich though

5points

ArodTheHorrible 3 years ago

If you can walk to the kitchen after sex then I shouldn't have let you out of there in the first place

4points

BakedKahuna 3 years ago

Trying to figure out, why she has an upside down mustache on her butt...

1point

Nicole Normand 3 years ago

Well, if you're just offering sandwiches ...

0points

Steven Meyer 3 years ago

How about a taco then?

0points

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131points

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Tigerpacingthecage 3 years ago

I would never trust a person who talked s**t about their exes. That's a huge red flag.

123points

RandomFrog 3 years ago

Yeah but only if the ex didint do anything to him. My ex told me I was a terrible person, my hair was terrible, I was fat, ugly, etc. and she disrespected my pronouns (I’m trans ftm) saying I’ll never be a boy and I’m a stupid girl. So yeah I talk crap about her a lot acctually

15points

DrGirlfriend 3 years ago

My ex punched my four front teeth out and threw me out a moving vehicle..... ran for my life from him , met my best friend we are married now 10 years , have twins, huge house in Vermont... Lmao they are ex's for a reason. Such a weird thing to think all relationships end with roses and friendship 😅

7points

Mermaid Elle-Jaye 3 years ago

It’s generally a big red flag

7points

Phill Healey 3 years ago

It's a joke

4points

Lazy Panda 3 years ago

Having a sh***y ex is one thing, using them as your opening line is another. Huge red flag.

3points

Okiedokie 3 years ago (edited)

I’d be worried about someone who constantly had nothing to say about their prior relationships. It would make me wonder what kind of commitment issues they had that made them uncomfortable opening up about their past to me, assuming one is dating for the long haul. Edit, case in point: I dated someone who refused to talk about their exes. When we broke up i was informed they were already in a relationship before they met me. For ten years. I was the stupid side b*tch.

3points

Ray Martin 3 years ago

You know what's a huge red flag? That one flying over the party headquarters in Beijing.

1point

AngelWingsYT 3 years ago

Depends really. If they didnt do anything bad then yikes but if they were truely shitty ppl (abusive at all) then let em vent

1point

Ki Li 3 years ago

This one is a joke, clearly, but if he kept going on about a horrible ex then yes that's a red flag.

1point

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Shelli Aderman 3 years ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

8points

AngelWingsYT 3 years ago

10/10

2points

R Z 3 years ago

OK but was it a match?

0points

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Nathaniel 3 years ago

I often go into shops with no intention of buying, just to look around. That is as bad boy as I get.

22points

Ellie 3 years ago

I had 3 gummy vitamins instead of 2

5points

WhoThat 3 years ago

"pls marry me Jesus Christ"

1point

Marissa Taylor 3 years ago

pftt that's nothing. i go to a book store read the book but never duy it

1point

gay insomniac assassin panda 3 years ago

I eat the chocolate with out my parents knowing...

1point

Black Pearl 3 years ago

The baddest thing I've ever done is shoplift a button from a store. A single button worth like 5 cents.

4points

Sooploosh MacSchnibble 3 years ago

I had 3 gummy vitamins instead of two.

1point

Unnamed Hooman 3 years ago

FBI OPEN UP

1point

Hugo Raible 3 years ago

Bored Panda forgot to censor the b-word.

0points

rhubarb 3 years ago

omg, they're criminals lol

0points

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Nathaniel 3 years ago

Could also be a stalker alert.

16points

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Black Pearl 3 years ago

That's pretty smart

20points

ArodTheHorrible 3 years ago

LOL... Wouldn't it be messed up if companies did that?

2points

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Artsy Bookworm 3 years ago

What?

8points

ArodTheHorrible 3 years ago

Toaster + bath = kill yourself? Convoluted

2points

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River Webb 3 years ago

that was vhairi smooth

23points

Lightning_Thief 3 years ago

Garyv?

0points

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Clan Leader 3 years ago

How original

11points

ArodTheHorrible 3 years ago

Wait, wait, wait... is she saying the Washington Monument resembles a penis? Mind blown...

1point

Catmandu 3 years ago

Bruh

1point

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C Lawson 3 years ago

It took me too long to get this one

7points

Black Pearl 3 years ago

I like the first answer better

1point

Panda 3 years ago

Please explain the joke

0points

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ArodTheHorrible 3 years ago

Ahhhhh, I see what they did

11points

Rose To The Will 3 years ago

aw, rats

2points

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René Studer 3 years ago

I am.

20points

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AngelWingsYT 3 years ago

XD made it work

5points

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René Studer 3 years ago

It was inevitable.

13points

River Webb 3 years ago

she never stood a chance

3points

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malenchki 3 years ago

My soulmate

7points

AngelWingsYT 3 years ago

Depends if you ppan to share

0points

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Marissa Taylor 3 years ago

Husk is that you?

0points

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Black Pearl 3 years ago

Dammit, Ray. Way to get our hopes up.

19points

katrina hunt Premium 3 years ago (edited)

You mean ‘Ray to get our hopes up’ ? 😂 I’m not even sorry

1point

kjorn 3 years ago

yep. if you're not attractive on tinder forget it

1point

AngelWingsYT 3 years ago

Whos right

0points

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Anonymous 3 years ago

You didn't get the joke...

8points

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BAWK BAWK BAKAW 3 years ago

but like, y?

17points

kjorn 3 years ago

that's cute

2points

Nitro Codes 3 years ago

and 'y'.

1point

Marissa Taylor 3 years ago

damn that's smooth af

0points

btaglln 3 years ago

And Y

0points

Kris 3 years ago

and ÆØÅ

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webster 3 years ago

U is the whole joke, though.

2points

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Nathaniel 3 years ago

Smooth.

14points

Mindghost 3 years ago

I don't get it :(

3points

webster 3 years ago

A date is another type of fruit, usually dried like a raisin.

2points

Sasy 3 years ago

lol

0points

rhubarb 3 years ago

lol i would use this

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lol idk 3 years ago

*Rain dance intensifies* LOL

19points

MagNat 3 years ago

Ted Mosby?

0points

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Alexej Dvorak 3 years ago

if I had a dollar for every time I've read this one in a profile..

3points

Procrastinating Panda 3 years ago

Sooo, she doesn't have a head?

0points

MisterE 3 years ago

Gave it away...

0points

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ScotuL 3 years ago

To defeat the Hans

16points

Black Pearl 3 years ago

Did they send me daughters when I asked for sons?

6points

Shelli Aderman 3 years ago

I now have an earworm!

5points

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lol idk 3 years ago

HHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

12points

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C Lawson 3 years ago

Ouch

11points

ArodTheHorrible 3 years ago

Sounds pretty demanding

2points

Yoga Kitty 3 years ago

The only correct answer - love it!

1point

Sasy 3 years ago

awwwww

0points

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troufaki13 3 years ago

He built suspense and then BOOM! Plot twist!

18points

kjorn 3 years ago

don't try to find love in tinder. it's a place for people who wants to f**k

3points

MagNat 3 years ago

Gets copied to hell and back. I've seen it several times.

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Mindghost 3 years ago

Now he's guessing who she is and be ashamed to leave his flat, i guess

12points

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TheWickedOne 3 years ago

Winner, winner, chicken dinner.

17points

Michelle C 3 years ago

Now THAT deserves a date!!!

2points

Vic 3 years ago

hahahaha...

1point

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Beth S 3 years ago

Unenthusiastic bjs are better than no bjs.... or at least I would assume. LOL

14points

Poultry Geist 3 years ago

Right? it’s like pizza ! Even bad pizza is good pizza !

2points

MagNat 3 years ago

Job description fits.

0points

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Nathaniel 3 years ago

I'm interested, tell me more.

17points

Sasy 3 years ago

Applauds this comment

1point

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Someone With A Name 3 years ago

smooth

5points

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Nathaniel 3 years ago

My position is in the stands, spectating.

8points

Abraham Marshall 3 years ago

brilliant

0points

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Sasy 3 years ago (edited)

I really wish he had said 'giving to Charity" instead

4points

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Andy Acceber 3 years ago

Do they both have the same photo?

24points

Abigail Coty 3 years ago

No the smaller symbol on the right indicates that the message has been read.

8points

Stephen Steve Stephenson III 3 years ago

Is it really this easy for kids these days?

2points

Rijkærd 3 years ago

This person texting themselves

0points

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lol idk 3 years ago

OOOOOH-

7points

Sasy 3 years ago

how is saying it is really 5ft 11 even a burn ?

1point

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rhubarb 3 years ago

Wow.

5points

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some neko boy 3 years ago

Why mike why

9points

rhubarb 3 years ago

This is a childhood ruining screenshot right here

0points

My O My 3 years ago

Thehehe

0points

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Clan Leader 3 years ago

Overly attached girlfriend 2.0

8points

rhubarb 3 years ago

what

2points

MrBallen Fan 3 years ago

She’s a keeper

2points

AngelWingsYT 3 years ago

I mean shes not wrong

1point

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Alex K 3 years ago

i am in love

7points

Rose To The Will 3 years ago

Me too

0points

TheWickedOne 3 years ago

I'm in love

3points

Nathaniel 3 years ago

Everything about this is a red flag. I'm scared.

2points

Sean 3 years ago

the flag is so green i think its poisonous

9points

rhubarb 3 years ago

I'm in love lol

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Yours truly 3 years ago

Exactly what I would reply with 😂

4points

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Shelli Aderman 3 years ago

I don’t get it. 🤷🏽‍♀️

7points

Marco Hub-Dub 3 years ago

It’s a bot phishing and eventually will reply with a scam link once it’s determined you’re actually a person responding.

10points

Catmandu 3 years ago

Why there is a Spotify notification?

-2points

Basil Adler! (he/him) 3 years ago

They have Spotify

6points

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Chris D 3 years ago

Dodged a real stick in mud there,

4points

Rose To The Will 3 years ago

I'm upvoting you because there's an asshat here being nasty

0points

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Kevin Wayne 3 years ago

Ah yes, protect and empower the boring dork.

12points

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My O My 3 years ago

Wtf?

8points

Sasy 3 years ago

I do not know what is the worst part of all this, but I guess the fact her face is now all over the internet ?

1point

AngelWingsYT 3 years ago

Moron

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Nathaniel 3 years ago

Is this a grown up Wednesday Addams?

16points

Dethiargus 3 years ago

I need to figure out a way to be able to say this to someone without sounding crazy lol

2points

Marissa Taylor 3 years ago

oh s**t!

0points

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ArodTheHorrible 3 years ago

Lexi again?

3points

The Toast 3 years ago

idk lol

0points

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Steph 3 years ago

Well, sounds like Lexi is the plural of stupid

14points

AngelWingsYT 3 years ago

Girl is a BARREL of fun huh?

1point

Anikulapo 3 years ago

Ok I lol’ed out loud at this one.

1point

Chris D 3 years ago

Just go talk to a wall, better conversation there.

0points

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Nathaniel 3 years ago

I am not sure what the intent is here? Just to get someone laughing? Or to get someone scared because your an incel?

9points

•porcelain•doll• 3 years ago

It's a joke i think.

3points

rhubarb 3 years ago

I hope this is a joke, if not then wtf?

1point

Terry Tobias 3 years ago

I had a '98 Pulsar; it was the only car I ever bought new. I loved that car! *sigh*

0points

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Saucy Aussie 3 years ago

What was the point of scribbling out the name at the top of it literally said it in the text? 🤣🤣

18points

Carol Taylor 3 years ago

was thinking the exact same thing..

0points

Marco Hub-Dub 3 years ago (edited)

Imagine being triggered by an innocent joke. Unless his profile specifically states he suffers PTS from an encounter with law enforcement, he’s really overreacting. Anger management issues?

3points