139 Hilarious Posts About Tinder

Brenda Sala 8 years ago

Laughed so hard that it hurts

4points

Lura Stepa 8 years ago

Best ever

2points

Daniella Campbell 8 years ago

Um.

0points

Racheal Horrocks 8 years ago

😂

0points

#2

Double Standards

Final score:

272points

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Just a Purpler 8 years ago

I like this actually...

62points

Kjorn 8 years ago

doublestandards... Agree! At least be honest with that

10points

Cathy Shift 8 years ago

as a woman i agree this is a double standard

8points

John L 8 years ago

Obviously the horizontal and the vertical are not equal in value.

9points

Jace 8 years ago

We should all start asking each other what our horizontal measurements are...

2points

LauRa Morgan 8 years ago

It is the same thing 100%

4points

Hans 8 years ago

Absolutely right. But then: they are using tinder...superficially getting to know other people since 2012.

4points

Amanda Panda 8 years ago

Agreed. Tis to be expected on this site! lol

1point

Daria B 8 years ago

I agree it's a double standard, but being tall myself, I kinda do care about other people's height, especially if it's my potential love life partner.

3points

Marta Kęska 8 years ago

but you know... someone being fit may as well care about his potential love partner's fitness. And That's. exactly. The. Same.

1point

Superluminal1 8 years ago

Weight for an answer!

2points

Pobin Rice 8 years ago

......shame

1point

алла спиридонова 8 years ago

2:1 for the dude

0points

Nicole Burrows 8 years ago

This is so not a double standard. She did not ask his weight. He could have asked her height as well. Instead he brought up the weight.

0points

#3

And They Call It Puppy Love

Final score:

268points

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Hans 8 years ago

*whimper*

21points

Amanda Panda 8 years ago

That dog just wants a bone

9points

Zsófia Páll 8 years ago

than :P

3points

Bogdan Matei 8 years ago

I wonder what happened afterwards

2points

JELollis 8 years ago

What... the actual... I can't even...

1point

ADHORTATOR 8 years ago

"Woof...."

1point

Daniella Campbell 8 years ago

There should be a new word for people that date dogs!

0points

Nguyen Ngoc Kien 8 years ago

They seem to be a good match!

0points

Jadźka Mołoń 8 years ago

omg i'm dying

0points

Jace 8 years ago

This is hilarious

0points

#4

This Has To The Best Tinder Profile I've Ever Seen

Final score:

253points

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Alusair Alustriel 8 years ago

Turtle rescued from drowning made my day.

84points

John L 8 years ago

It told me that everything before it is highly suspect.

3points

OTTERZ4LIFE 8 years ago

Make terrible collages...... LOVE IT :)

5points

Its Me 3 years ago

Swipe right already!

1point

jocelyn annette harris 4 years ago

🤣🤣🤣

1point

jocelyn annette harris 4 years ago

i would chose him

0points

Kylie Smith 6 years ago

I would totally swipe right. UwU

0points

MagicalUnicorn 8 years ago

that's amazing

0points

Ryan Bassich 8 years ago

Bet you she didn't swipe right tho

0points

Catalina Blajin 8 years ago

That's brilliant, they're evolving

0points

John L 8 years ago

If it looks too good to be true, ...........

0points

#5

Nice Try

Final score:

247points

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Violaine LB 8 years ago

That's the best.

20points

İdil Sönmez 8 years ago

Good boy. At least you have your kidneys with you!

4points

Marta Kęska 8 years ago

Omg. It actually happened to me once (not the murder thing but the invitation in the middle of the night xDDDD). Pity I didn't answer like that xD

1point

Nora the mistake 0_o 4 years ago

PFFFFFFF rejected!

0points

jocelyn annette harris 4 years ago

oh..

0points

#6

It's True Romance Until LSD Wears Off

Final score:

222points

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John L 8 years ago

Probably the most truthful of the ones seen here so far.

31points

Jace 8 years ago

A sense of humor is supposed to be a good thing. Well, maybe not THIS kind of sense of humor. But this kind would get my attention if i was into guys and smokers.

3points

jocelyn annette harris 4 years ago

🤣🤣

1point

Andrew Cas 8 years ago

Bahaha its Mclovin

1point

Aegon VI Targaryen 8 years ago

sound like charlie from sunny in philly :P

1point

алла спиридонова 8 years ago

kudos for honesty James

0points

MagicalUnicorn 8 years ago

he's sincere, that's a plus

0points

DancingToMyself 8 years ago

I've seen that joke already (Facebook). :/

0points

Admiral Akainu 8 years ago

That's funny.

0points

Marioara Popescu 8 years ago

Junkie with a sense of humor still junkie.

0points

jacluckycat 8 years ago

Making a joke about lsd makes him a junkie? That's a bit harsh

1point

#7

Silly Trucks, Tinder Is For People

Final score:

196points

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Superluminal1 8 years ago

Semi-amusing?

24points

Amanda Cariker 8 years ago

boo!

1point

Elizabeth Kruis 8 years ago

that pun made me groan

0points

Santiago Suarez 8 years ago

that's because you are circle on top of half a circle u.u

0points

Amanda Panda 8 years ago

This guy missed out on the perfect opportunity to say he was a transformer smh

5points

Nora the mistake 0_o 4 years ago

i wanna date a truck

0points

Lululuwho 8 years ago

He doesn't seem very fun

0points

Mariya Stoyanova 8 years ago

Ha ha ha, some people just got it

0points

Amanda Cariker 8 years ago

So self indulged!

0points

#8

Boys On Tinder Be Like:

Final score:

187points

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Just a Purpler 8 years ago

AHA nice. me too girl.

9points

Destiney Haddox 4 years ago

I bet she's naturally beautiful without the foundation. Some many girls are beautiful with or without makeup!

0points

Udaya B 8 years ago

Why not if 60$ can buy self-confidence

0points

Alicia Rius 8 years ago

ahahahahaha

0points

İdil 8 years ago

Honesty. And makeup. A girl's must haves!

-2points

#9

Finally Makes Sense

Final score:

177points

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Hans 8 years ago

Charge your phone!

35points

Hugo Raible 8 years ago

I don't have an iPhones, but doesn't the little sign right to the battery mean that it's charging?

11points

Its Me 3 years ago (edited)

No. Like this- “CHARGE YOUR GODDAMN PHONE!!!” Oh wait… Nvm

1point

Its Me 3 years ago

This comment has been deleted.

0points

Nancy Sørensen 8 years ago

I would go out on a date with him. . He is hilarious. 😊

3points

Master Markus 8 years ago

Hopeanne is a terrible name. At least hyphenate them, you thoughtless plebs!

2points

SarahScouse 8 years ago

How many people do you know who named themselves at birth? Give the girl a break!!!!

2points

Alicia Rius 8 years ago

I hope they are dating. This was so good!

1point

Stille20 8 years ago

LOL!

1point

Lemur 8 years ago

Anyone noticed his low battery? Imagine the girl asking to go on a date, then the guy's phone battery gives up :(

1point

Ildiko Okido 8 years ago

The lightning sign on the right shows it's being charged already.

1point

Azure Adams 6 years ago

Hopeanne, one tip: change your name

0points

Tu Bui 8 years ago

This guy is a legend!

0points

Amy Tarleton 8 years ago

My favorite

0points

#10

To Sum Up

Final score:

167points

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GURSIMRAN SINGH 8 years ago

I feel that man

20points

GURSIMRAN SINGH 8 years ago

That man's expression says it all

6points

Lemur 8 years ago

#relatable

3points

Sylvie P 8 years ago

Is that about the d**k pics you get on the internet?

0points

MagicalUnicorn 8 years ago

that's one grumpy guy

0points

Marin Vartan 8 years ago

17264671_1...a19613.jpg

0points

Jace 8 years ago

And OKC. And every dating app or website ever.

0points

valeri 8 years ago

i feel like every guy thinks that's what it's like lmao but its rly not when ur a girl

0points

Vijay Amuk 8 years ago

dont be sad for the guy....he has Brandi Rhodes for wife...

0points

Catalina Blajin 8 years ago

Accurate

0points

#11

Pokemon Go Is Just Like Tinder

Final score:

156points

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varwenea 8 years ago

For the Win!!

9points

I Am Who I Am 8 years ago

hahahahaha

2points

jocelyn annette harris 4 years ago

OOOHH!!! ROASTED!!!

0points

Kylie Smith 6 years ago

bwahahahaha

0points

Bethany 8 years ago

LOLROF

0points

#12

Chewbacca's Got Her Right

Final score:

146points

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Vlad Horobet 8 years ago

Well, i really trust Chewbacca, gotta swipe right on this one.

21points

ADHORTATOR 8 years ago

You are right, if there is one wookie we can trust, than it is Chewbacca

3points

Amanda Panda 8 years ago

I would totally swipe right. Love her sense of humor!

4points

Amanda Cariker 8 years ago

I need her in my life! sigh...

2points

Bethany 8 years ago

I trust Chewbacca

1point

Marioara Popescu 8 years ago

Trying too much.

0points

Alicia Rius 8 years ago

go right!

0points

#13

I Hope This Guy Finds Love On Tinder. He's Awesome

Final score:

135points

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Kjorn 8 years ago

damn! Cosplay for real :-) i really dig the bacon enthusiast!

16points

La 8 years ago

Dude seems awesome.

3points

Give0rTake 8 years ago

That dude is winning at life. I mean, hello bacon!

2points

Its Me 3 years ago

I love bacon. Please someone swipe right on this man he is epic

1point

LizzyM 8 years ago

Ryan the viking

1point

Sebastian Bidegain 8 years ago

is that chris farley>?

1point

Friné 8 years ago

And his bellboy horse wingman! Fun date assured!

1point

adoracat 8 years ago

Hey, what a cutie!

1point

Daja Lindeman 8 years ago

I need a man like this, I bet we be happy growing his beard together.

0points

Bunny Otaku 8 years ago

he seems like such a fun guy xD

0points

#14

One Word: Efficient

Final score:

133points

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Aegon VI Targaryen 8 years ago

efficient

26points

Jace 8 years ago

I guess this is the level of efficiency that mutually hot people can get to when they're not looking for anything specific.

5points

Catalina Blajin 8 years ago

They won't even need words when they see each other

3points

Stille20 8 years ago

Beautiful!

3points

Joe Dad 8 years ago

Fake as f**k.

1point

Ignacio Calderon Fuentes 8 years ago

I am a Mexican in Germany. If someone offers me chipotle I would be curious and hungry in an instant and react the same...

0points

Uyên-Minh Lê 8 years ago

:))

0points

Bethany 8 years ago

When people make smiley faces like this I think it looks like a double chin

0points

Pobin Rice 8 years ago

Take note people..... take note.

0points

#15

Why Do You Have To Be Like This?

Final score:

130points

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Just a Purpler 8 years ago

ooh right back at 'chu. It's girls like this I hope don't complain how unfair feminism is...

29points

Kjorn 8 years ago

nice burn! don't be pissed off about guy who say he likes pretty girl if you say to him you like big guy

9points

Shauday Smith 8 years ago

gonna need some ice for that burrrrrrrn

3points

I Am Who I Am 8 years ago

now this is an original thinking they did here hahahahhahahahaha

3points

Catalina Blajin 8 years ago

Ouch, that burn

2points

Nils Fox 8 years ago

touché!

1point

Nora the mistake 0_o 4 years ago

BURN!

0points

Bethany 8 years ago

Well played

0points

Pobin Rice 8 years ago

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Jace 8 years ago

How exactly can you become prettier?

4points

Rafael Tiba 8 years ago

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#16

WRKD

Final score:

128points

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Kjorn 8 years ago

yeah! Burn her!

7points

Jhoa 8 years ago

Why do people chose their partner based on ehight? The f**k??

4points

Marioara Popescu 8 years ago

After 2 boyfriends 40 cm taller than me, I want a short one. Period!

2points

Clara Bunnell 8 years ago

Who the frog wants to sterilize short people?!?! That makes no sense! And as a short person I am slightly offended!

2points

İdil 8 years ago

Her grammar made me blind. And English is my second language so, even "I" know her grammar sucks.

2points

Limin Huang 8 years ago

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

1point

Lina Kisieliūtė 8 years ago

I actually like short guys, they can be so cute. That chick's such a rude hypocrite, ew.

1point

Crep 105 2 years ago

I knew she was an a*****e when she had "Dog lover" in her profile.

0points

Minha Khan 5 years ago

Short people can get surgeries to become taller

0points

Well Hello There 6 years ago

CAT HATER ALERT

0points

MrsLindsayLoo 8 years ago

That's funny!

0points

#17

True Love Is Patient

Final score:

127points

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John L 8 years ago

That's code for "All the others bombed out".

23points

Sergio Bicerra 8 years ago

Or 'Turns out I'm uglier than I thought'

0points

Destiney Haddox 4 years ago

There's a song called "True Love Waits" by Radiohead. That would have been such a great reference! I would have fallen in love right then and there! 😂

0points

Kristina Kasačiūnaitė 8 years ago

It couldn't have been two years ago if it's 2015 june 2 >:(

0points

Daria B 8 years ago

Almost, though. So it counts, in my opinion.

1point

Amanda Cariker 8 years ago

Love is patient, love is kind....

0points

#18

So This Happened

Final score:

122points

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Just a Purpler 8 years ago

These low batteries are stressing me right out

52points

Arjan 8 years ago

It took him 87% of battery charge to get the first match ;)

2points

Cheesybeansy 8 years ago

at least its on battery saver mode

2points

Dina 8 years ago

I am obsessed with charging my phone. Even 56% make me feel uncomfortable these days...

1point

Mariya Stoyanova 8 years ago

Right? Almost all of them. Does Tinder suck a lot of energy or do people get addicted to the point they forget about the battery?

1point

Kasi 8 years ago

Haha I get you. It's like I am in the toilet and I'm on boredpanda but my battery is low and I am so stressed I can't go about my business.

0points

$copper-fractions avatar$

Tiny Dynamine 8 years ago

Try getting a life then.

-1point

Its Me 3 years ago

CHARGEYOURPHONE

1point

JELollis 8 years ago

Chicken puns... WHY?

1point

Stille20 8 years ago

ewwww, buddy, come on

1point

susan xD 8 years ago

I think I'm a man ....in a women's body and I like men

0points

Jace 8 years ago

Reinforcing the stereotype of the difference between men and women on dating apps. Sigh.

0points

OTTERZ4LIFE 8 years ago

NICE!

0points

I Am Who I Am 8 years ago

hahahahahaha

0points

Kjorn 8 years ago

good one

0points

Amanda Cariker 8 years ago

Hilarious!

0points

#19

Slow And Steady Wins The Race

Final score:

107points

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Jade Carver 8 years ago

Finally a charged battery

30points

Jamie Walker 8 years ago

But on battery saving mode

0points

Pi... 8 years ago

Smart line... same answer for 'yes' or 'no', I s'pose... Lol!

3points

Cheesybeansy 8 years ago

Honesty is an important trait...

1point

Nora the mistake 0_o 4 years ago

dis good lol

0points

Alicia Rius 8 years ago

HAHAHAHA

0points

I Am Who I Am 8 years ago

trying to get my hands clean of, of this

0points

Kjorn 8 years ago

just for that she should've answer

0points

Amanda Cariker 8 years ago

I giggled.

0points

#20

There We Go, Nailed It!

Final score:

106points

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Norah Morris 8 years ago

IM YOURS

17points

Its Me 3 years ago

*I’M*

1point

Jace 8 years ago

This guy is funny. Hopefully intentionally.

2points

Nora the mistake 0_o 4 years ago

take him.

0points

Raquel Bacardi 8 years ago

Adorable

0points

Bethany 8 years ago

LOL

0points

#21

It’s A Dominance Thing

Final score:

102points

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Jill Earley 8 years ago

Wait, his mom said he was "an absolute gentleman". I thought he was raised by wolves! That or his wolf mom really loves him.

21points

Kjorn 8 years ago

i hope he gets a shot :-)

2points

Jace 8 years ago

This is a guy who knows not to bother trying on dating tools.

1point

Marioara Popescu 8 years ago

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Talise Snyder 8 years ago

Obviously this "Dan" guy wrote this as a joke...

2points

#22

How Is Tinder Free

Final score:

96points

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Master Markus 8 years ago

I like him.

16points

Amanda Cariker 8 years ago

Me too! Ten points to Ravenclaw for originality!

1point

InsomniacPanda 8 years ago

The best part is his Bio, seen it on 9gag: "I call myself Jared but you can call me tonight"

3points

Dodger 6 years ago

how can he read??? he's jared, 19??? who never f**king learned how to read??????

2points

Bogdan Matei 8 years ago

In some states it would be illegal to throw a dart in someones hurt. I meant it would hurt like hell

2points

Ellie Wainer 8 years ago

Hahaha so cheesy

1point

Quirky Phantom 8 years ago

Are you sure he isn't just going to stab your heart?

1point

Shauday Smith 8 years ago

*golf clap* well played sir

0points

John L 8 years ago

If he puts that much effort into winning your heart, guess who will be doing all the hard work.

0points

Jace 8 years ago

I'm torn between being amused at this creative image series... and wanting to shun this level of smarm.

-2points

#23

He Looks Good For 2017 Year Old

Final score:

94points

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Just a Purpler 8 years ago

Hahaha just realized the water turning into wine thing lol

27points

ADHORTATOR 8 years ago

He should do it while walking on the water...

1point

Lemur 8 years ago

"Downside: I've only been nailed once" :D

11points

Bethany 8 years ago

His substitutes for bread and fish is funny

3points

Jace 8 years ago

Gotta admit that once I saw the water into wine, I gave it an up vote. Cheesy but funny.

3points

Talise Snyder 8 years ago

This one is really funny lol

2points

Lina Kisieliūtė 8 years ago

Ha ha, I wanna read the rest of his profile!

1point

Samanta Morrison 8 years ago

Creative asf

0points

MagicalUnicorn 8 years ago

i might become catholic for him

0points

Kjorn 8 years ago

funny but also creepy

-1point

C. Wang 8 years ago

IM SO CONFUSED HE'S POURING WATER BUT THE STUFF INSIDE THE GLASS IS RED

-2points

Luis Dâmaso 8 years ago

His name is Jesus, and is turning water into wine.

3points

#24

That Looks Original

Final score:

92points

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Aegon VI Targaryen 8 years ago

smoooth :P

4points

Timothy D. 8 years ago

this is fcking great

0points

Shauday Smith 8 years ago

nnnooiiiice!

0points

jacluckycat 8 years ago

I was just noicing your nnnoooiiice

0points

Marioara Popescu 8 years ago

That was impressive. I want the D.

0points

Kjorn 8 years ago

nice intro. at least she appreciate it!

0points

Jace 8 years ago

What a waste of linguistic observation.

-2points

jacluckycat 8 years ago

Do you have a sense of humour?

0points

#25

She Did

Final score:

88points

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Jace 8 years ago

That's like dating app suicide, dude.

7points

Master Markus 8 years ago

BLOCKED.

5points

Amanda Panda 8 years ago

He gone!

3points

Superluminal1 8 years ago

Abandon all Hope ye who enter here.

3points

Pepper 8 years ago

*blocked*

1point

Timothy D. 8 years ago

eyy

0points

Bethany 8 years ago

My middle name is hope

0points

Bethany 8 years ago

Lol

0points

Alex Theys 8 years ago

22% battery

0points

#26

When In Doubt, Rely On The Office

Final score:

81points

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Master Markus 8 years ago

I'm worried about his response to that last comment.

43points

Marioara Popescu 8 years ago

Men are desperate for pussy.

-3points

Amanda Panda 8 years ago

She just trolled that guy as Dwight Schrute lol love it!

2points

Macaroon 8 years ago

Omg I thought it said beast at first for some reason, like she owns a beast farm. Idk why

2points

Macaroon 8 years ago

Lettuce turnip the beet!

1point

Jace 8 years ago

Clearly these tools are only meant for Internet trolling... [rolls eyes]

0points

Pobin Rice 8 years ago

Wow......aren't you super funny!!

0points

Amanda Cariker 8 years ago

Caroline! She's mighty fine! She's the reason for the word....witch! Just playin y'all! #outkastlyrics

0points

#27

The Sad Truth About Tinder

Final score:

81points

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JELollis 8 years ago

*** Looks around... Sees no lake or fish *** Wait... Is that why they call it "Plenty of Fish" ????

5points

Its Me 3 years ago

Ain’t no mountain high enough

0points

#28

How To Make Your Wife Angry In One Second

Final score:

80points

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#29

Let's Call It 'Retriever'

Final score:

80points

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Anh-Thu LeTran 8 years ago

Do this for cats and I'm on board

29points

The Cube Cat 8 years ago

Ooooh same same! Best way for me to find a mate of my species

6points

Hans 8 years ago

I would use that.

4points

Its Me 3 years ago

I’m here for it. Invest in the Dogger

1point

Pi... 8 years ago

Omg, I hope someone's on it!

0points

Pi... 8 years ago

Call it the "fire hydrant" for dogs n "the litter box " for kitties

1point

#30

That Has To Be Awkward

Final score:

76points

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Marioara Popescu 8 years ago

Smells like a raise!

19points

Racheal Horrocks 8 years ago

Perhaps in more than one way ;)

1point

JELollis 8 years ago

Awkward much?

2points

Amanda Cariker 8 years ago

Glorious!!!

2points

Its Me 3 years ago (edited)

Blackmail or date

1point

Jace 8 years ago

Isn't this an opportunity?

1point

#31

60 Percent Of The Time, It Works Every Time

Final score:

74points

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Putro Harnowo 8 years ago

Classic Osborne

6points

John Doe 6 years ago

Eww.

0points

Bethany 8 years ago

Lmao

0points

#32

Nailed It

Final score:

73points

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Stille20 8 years ago

Wow! This is why online dating is great and terrible. You often know really quickly why they are single. For example "guacamole" triggers them. Bravo Avocado.. I want to use that.

33points

Marioara Popescu 8 years ago

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Amanda Cariker 8 years ago

Bravo avocado tho lmao

4points

Superluminal1 8 years ago

What do mean chili bean?

4points

daLenaBear 8 years ago

Holeigh guacamole.....

1point

Amanda Panda 8 years ago

"cool beans"

1point

Lidee Moril 8 years ago

Why would you date a terrible woman like that anyway? She is destined to be forever alone, with bull triggers like that

0points

Jace 8 years ago

The Internet is breeding a culture that feels compelled to be sarcastic and witty at all costs...

0points

Alicia Rius 8 years ago

Hhhahaahahahahahahah that's the attitude

0points

#33

Everyone Has Different Expectations

Final score:

73points

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JELollis 8 years ago

Honesty. Always the best policy.

7points

#34

Hell Hath No Fury...

Final score:

73points

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Amanda Cariker 8 years ago

Go wife!

32points

Kjorn 8 years ago

i think his wife wrote this

3points

Gergana Mitseva 8 years ago

You don't say..

10points

Nora H. 8 years ago

Jeez.. whatta way to handle it. I see suspiciously little interest in trying to save the pieces of a long lasting marrige. More like "yay, finally got an excuse to get out and lay all the blame on him"..

2points

Mibo Dumplings 8 years ago

he looks like tom cruise

0points

Marius Jan 8 years ago

She should check her for STDs also :)

0points

Lidee Moril 8 years ago

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Lina Kisieliūtė 8 years ago

Really?! Is that how you solve conflicts? Cheat on each other? Or maybe any "reason" is enough for this douche? Who's married with kids

4points

Marioara Popescu 8 years ago

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Too Lazy To Care 🐼 8 years ago

Sometimes people change over time and the other person doesn't realize it until it is too late. For an example, my dad used to be the most friendly and cheerful person but a few years into marriage he completely became distant and never wanted to go on date nights with my mom and he rarely spent any time with me.

5points

#35

When It Actually Works

Final score:

71points

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ADHORTATOR 8 years ago

That's a good one...

7points

Its Me 3 years ago

BATTERY

1point

Noodle Noodle 8 years ago

My name is Noelle...

1point

Enaho Atamenwan 8 years ago

haha it took me a while to get this

1point

Jace 8 years ago

Oh my goodness the pickup lines. As a guy, would I get this kind of entertainment too, or just be ignored and expected to come up with all the pickup lines?

1point

C. Wang 8 years ago

i stared at this for like 10 minutes until I got it

1point

Amanda Cariker 8 years ago

He's got his hand in the cookie jar now :)

0points

#36

Nailed That One

Final score:

70points

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Shauday Smith 8 years ago

you gonna need some holy water for that burrrrn

33points

Natasha L 8 years ago

The holy water might burn more

2points

Bethany 8 years ago

Ha ha

0points

#37

They Somewhere Out There

Final score:

68points

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Arty 8 years ago

isn't it how Tinder basically works?

6points

#38

In Case Guys From Tinder Ask Me To Send Them A Nude

Final score:

66points

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Superluminal1 8 years ago

Classic!

12points

Lina Kisieliūtė 8 years ago

Badum-tss!

2points

Hugo Raible 8 years ago

Apparently it doesn't happen that ofen...

0points

Hugo Raible 8 years ago

*often

0points

#39

Let's Just Take A Moment To Appreciate This Masterpiece

Final score:

63points

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Amanda Cariker 8 years ago

I feel like this is what emojis were intended for.

15points

James Rayson 8 years ago

Lizzie, don't do it, you gunna get kidnapped and put in the trunk !

2points

Jade Carver 8 years ago

This is amazing

2points

Joe Dad 8 years ago

Wow, that was AWESOME!

0points

Bethany 8 years ago

Its beautiful

0points

JELollis 8 years ago

I foresee creepazoid blockage ahead..

0points

#40

100% Could Have Happened

Final score:

62points

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OTTERZ4LIFE 8 years ago

oooooh

7points

Lemur 8 years ago

That's the WORST!

3points

#41

A Lesson On How Not To Trust Anyone On Tinder

Final score:

62points

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Master Markus 8 years ago

At least you're honest.

13points

Bethany 8 years ago

Lmao

0points

Jace 8 years ago

What a d**k. This is why guys have a bad rep. Because... guys.

0points

Lemur 8 years ago

Anything to get a soul mate, right?

0points

Marioara Popescu 8 years ago

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#42

Unique Perspective

Final score:

62points

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Kjorn 8 years ago

you have to be agree with that. more easy to be a s**t if your a girl. because girl have standart and won't f**k anyone. guy would f**k anyone... or anything :-)

14points

Bella Smith 5 years ago

Like Zeus.

2points

Marioara Popescu 8 years ago

Actually, lots of fat ugly studs out there. We don't really care how men look.

4points

Nora H. 8 years ago

Fat ugly studs? That sleep with a lot of women?? Not where I come from..

1point

Stille20 8 years ago

So she put this on her tinder profile because? She just wanted men to know she is okay dating a player?

4points

Anna Sheridan 8 years ago

This is still horribly judgemental. If this is the height of this persons thinking capacity, I'm a bit worried.

2points

Amanda Cariker 8 years ago

Actually there are..... it's called Charisma. Country folk Y'all

1point

invisible sheep 6 years ago

actually, i have friends who are players that look below than average, they are divided into 2 types: 1 is super charming, like, irresistible and very smart, blows you away with manners, caring and nice...for one time. And the 2nd type looks and acts innocent "nice guy" type, but is actually a d**k who just wants to get laid and thats it. Also have friends who look super hot but are very decent nice guys, who wish for a true committed relationship, but girls kept treating them like they are playboys. Cant judge the book by cover!

0points

Iamtheone 8 years ago

That's not funny

0points

Cătălin Ledrer 8 years ago

seriously? nobody got that it's a bit from jim jeffries? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_CULy_-5FI

0points

Jace 8 years ago

Interesting take on the subject...

0points

#43

Why Even Reply If You're Throwing One Word Into The Conversation

Final score:

61points

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Aegon VI Targaryen 8 years ago

ouch

11points

Chris Conrad 8 years ago

No way... a pretty girl with zero personality... didn't see that one coming.

0points

Putro Harnowo 8 years ago

Ikr

0points

Jace 8 years ago

She's polite enough to respond, but is not engaged. Maybe he should try a different conversation subject.

0points

Joe Dad 8 years ago

Plus, it's 3 a.m. She probably was very tired. That was a very bad time to engage in a conversation with a potential future soulmate.

0points

Hugo Raible 8 years ago

At least she replies at all...

-1point

#44

Actually I'm Using It To Find True Love

Final score:

57points

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Veronika Velikova 8 years ago

ok, but i still think they are more about finding a friend,than finding sex..

9points

invisible sheep 6 years ago

i actually have a good friend from Tinder, and my bf now I also met from Tinder. Not everyone just wants sex.

1point

Markus McCloud 8 years ago

Actually laughed on this one! XD

0points

Stille20 8 years ago

Right!? Dating apps are not for friendship... there are other programs to make friends... but those people are really just looking for a casual hook up.

0points

Yasmine tarek 8 years ago

Like what I travel alone sometimes and I want and app for locals to go out with ?

1point

#45

Excellent Business Strategy

Final score:

56points

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Jace 8 years ago

when marketing profits off of cynicism...

4points

Simone Fjellø Mortensen 8 years ago

Thats just great!!:)

1point

Bethany 8 years ago

Lol

0points

#46

Roasted!

Final score:

56points

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Jace 8 years ago

Clearly she's had this one before...

10points

Alex Theys 8 years ago

classic rejection

1point

Bethany 8 years ago

Nice

0points

#47

Touché

Final score:

50points

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ADHORTATOR 8 years ago

ha ha ha - great answer

5points

#48

The Greatest Accomplishment And The Greatest Failure

Final score:

46points

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Zuko 4 years ago

covering up downvoeted comment :)

3points

Its Me 3 years ago

Everyone still checks…

1point

Its Me 3 years ago

AND COVER UP THE DOWNVOTED COMMENT

1point

Its Me 3 years ago

HELP ZUKO

1point

Its Me 3 years ago

Seriously do not check

1point

Its Me 3 years ago

I’m helping Zuko

0points

Its Me 3 years ago

If you read this comment whatever to cover it up

0points

Its Me 3 years ago

Up

0points

Its Me 3 years ago

It

0points

Its Me 3 years ago

Covering

0points

Its Me 3 years ago

Cover

0points

#49

You Should Always Pay The Extra Money To Do A Photo Shoot For Your Tinder Profile

Final score:

42points

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Julemule 8 years ago

This guy has a great sense of humour

14points

StarKitten 8 years ago

Photo SHOOT or PhotoSHOP?

1point

Jace 8 years ago

How much money do Twitter comedians make? Can I has too?

0points

It's Caturday 8 years ago

I like him.

0points

#50

She Was A Perfect Illusion

Final score:

42points

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ADHORTATOR 8 years ago

Is this a good start...?

2points

#51

How To Get A Super Like In 1 Picture

Final score:

41points

POST

Dina 8 years ago

Kitty is not that impressed

8points

Bethany 8 years ago

She is cute

0points

Marioara Popescu 8 years ago

Run!

0points

#52

Certain Signs You're Date Is Going Great

Final score:

39points

POST

JELollis 8 years ago

Lets hope they're not married...

3points

#53

Sometimes The Long Game Is Key

Final score:

39points

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Aegon VI Targaryen 8 years ago

loool

6points

JELollis 8 years ago

Props for dropping off the grid until she's legal. Still a total creep though.

2points

Amanda Cariker 8 years ago

Exactly stalking his prey....predator.

0points

Amanda Cariker 8 years ago

Good lawd. F*****g Piranha.

2points

Jace 8 years ago

At least he's playing a legal game... :-p

1point

Its Me 3 years ago (edited)

CHARGEYOURPHONE

1point

StarKitten 8 years ago

Lol he waited that long for her to turn 18

0points

CatGurl 8 years ago

"North Korea "

0points

#54

3D Tinder

Final score:

38points

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ADHORTATOR 8 years ago

3D.....and High Definition too

6points

Jace 8 years ago

And in sense-o-real.

0points

#55

Look At What You've Become

Final score:

37points

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Marioara Popescu 8 years ago

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#56

How To Get A Sugar Daddy 101

Final score:

37points

POST

Marioara Popescu 8 years ago

I think you gotta have sex with the sugar daddy.

3points

#57

I Hate It When You Ignore Me, Big Poppa!

Final score:

37points

POST

Amanda Cariker 8 years ago

Throw ya hands in the air, if you's a true playa!

7points

#58

How To Decode Tinder

Final score:

36points

POST

Superluminal1 8 years ago

Netflix expert.

9points

John L 8 years ago

Let's not leave out "Self-Employed".

2points

Marioara Popescu 8 years ago

I am actually making money from freelancing.

-1point

#59

What I Feel Like Saying To Most People On Tinder

Final score:

36points

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Jace 8 years ago

Say something conversational, guy.

5points

#60

Classic Tinder Theme

Final score:

35points

POST

Jace 8 years ago

He could've at least worked out the typos in his script...

3points

StarKitten 8 years ago

Reason #34 To Be A Cat: You can choose to get spayed/neutered and avoid scenario one.

-1point

#61

I Never Learn From My Past Mistakes

Final score:

34points

POST

Jace 8 years ago

This is how I use okcupid. I hate where I live.

3points

Alvaro MoVi 8 years ago

Been there. Now I'm starting to consider to return :/

0points

Marioara Popescu 8 years ago

Done that 3 times

0points

Amanda Cariker 8 years ago

Because, same.

0points

#62

Damaged But Adorable

Final score:

34points

POST

#63

I've Been Doing It Wrong The Whole Time

Final score:

33points

POST

Amanda Cariker 8 years ago

My favorite post!

4points

StarKitten 8 years ago

I wish they had a version of Tinder for cats. Instead my mommy cat uses those "pheromone" things to attract males in the area.

0points

Catalina Ioan 8 years ago

A Konami code Easter egg on Tinder would be awesome, though

0points

#64

Oh, I Have So Many More...

Final score:

33points

POST

Kjorn 8 years ago

run away guy! run far away!!!!

14points

Shauday Smith 8 years ago

but there are so many more questions!!

6points

Jace 8 years ago

Why? These are good questions, Molly.

1point

Botond Beres 7 years ago

BURN.YOUR.PHONE.

0points

ADHORTATOR 8 years ago

this girl is weird....

0points

#65

I Like To Talk A Big Talk

Final score:

33points

POST

JELollis 8 years ago

Well, at least Snap is a step up from Tinder, I suppose.

2points

#66

That's A Missed Opportunity Right There

Final score:

32points

POST

JELollis 8 years ago

Bahahahaha!!! Epic!

4points

#67

Why Do Men Like That Exist?

Final score:

31points

POST

Marioara Popescu 8 years ago

This is just creepy

7points

Dina 8 years ago

This conversation is so wrong. Make it stop

0points

#68

When You Prefer Staying At Home And Eating Pizza

Final score:

29points

POST

Stille20 8 years ago

In all fairness, if they are "traveling every weekend, like to keep it spontaneous, looking for someone to go on all my adventures".... I am exhausted just reading that. I have a job and a family and a social life and a netflix account

17points

#69

Netflix And?

Final score:

29points

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Kjorn 8 years ago

i need one like that

5points

Its Me 3 years ago

Netflix and chill

1point

JELollis 8 years ago

Corny, but effective...

0points

Alex Theys 8 years ago

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Ophelia Brooks 8 years ago

It's Netflix and Chill

5points

#70

Um... Okay?

Final score:

28points

POST

Shauday Smith 8 years ago

lol

3points

#71

Marriage Is Great For That Too!

Final score:

28points

POST

#72

Was The Falafel Good At Least?

Final score:

28points

POST

#73

The Classic, Tinder Men Bingo

Final score:

27points

POST

Timothy D. 8 years ago

i kinda want to download tinder and play this lol

1point

JitkaBlitka 4 years ago

I just imagined doing that, than my husband finds out I have tinder profile, asks me why, I explain "tinder bingo" and he would totaly play with me. Is there any female version?

0points

#74

Oh...okay :(

Final score:

26points

POST

Bianca Du Toit 7 years ago

Jeez, was that kind of rudeness really necessary?? B***h.

3points

invisible sheep 6 years ago

you don't know what happened before that... seems like that message wasn't the first he sent, otherwise you'd see the sentence "You matched with xyz lalalalal"

1point

Bethany 8 years ago

Stop being such a rudeabaga

0points

Bethany 8 years ago

Aw poor guy

0points

solvo 8 years ago

Plot twist: she is paralyzed

0points

Jace 8 years ago

Both parties are at fault.

0points

LauRa Morgan 8 years ago

Hehe

0points

#75

That Was A Top-Notch Response

Final score:

25points

POST

JELollis 8 years ago

Where's the ointment for that self burn? Oh wait... she saved him... Props!

4points

#76

We Need An Update On This

Final score:

25points

POST

Markus McCloud 8 years ago

That 7% battery is drives me nuts...

2points

Markus McCloud 8 years ago

*driving

0points

JELollis 8 years ago

Seriously?

0points

#77

I Didn't Feel Like Eating Italian Today...

Final score:

25points

POST

Jace 8 years ago

So the women do it too? Huh. Educational.

6points

solvo 8 years ago

She sacrified herself to a cannibal

0points

#78

Found Love In A Hopeless Place

Final score:

24points

POST

JELollis 8 years ago

"People fall in love in mysterious ways... "

5points

Its Me 3 years ago

THE SONG

1point

Lemur 8 years ago

Well, How I Met Your Mother could use this...

0points

#79

It's All About The Perspective

Final score:

24points

POST

#80

The Not-So-Unlikely Odds

Final score:

23points

POST

#81

When In Doubt, Pop This Question

Final score:

22points

POST

Jace 8 years ago

Is there not even some kind of age filtering on this thing??

7points

Marioara Popescu 8 years ago

Sure, there is a "I'm over 18" button.

0points

#82

Don't Hate The Players, Hate The Game

Final score:

21points

POST

Its Me 3 years ago (edited)

If you are on tinder just know that people are swiping left on you as you speak

1point

Stille20 8 years ago

Yep, my friends, who like met their husbands when they were like 22 (like 10 years ago), are all "Twitter is a great place to meet a husband". *Eye roll*

1point

#83

Looks Like I'm Having A Kid Now

Final score:

21points

POST

Marioara Popescu 8 years ago

Tonight, on "things that never happened"...

5points

Its Me 3 years ago

Which one wants to get pregnant?

1point

Sophie Renda 4 years ago

Sweet girl. I hope she gets her donor.

1point

solvo 8 years ago

Its a trap

1point

Crep 105 2 years ago

If you have a girlfriend, why are you on Tinder??

0points

#84

Aggressive Swiping Left Ensues

Final score:

20points

POST

#85

It Always Goes That Way

Final score:

20points

POST

#86

My Friend Tried To Pull Some Smooth Moves On A Korean Girl. "What's Cookin Good Lookin"

Final score:

20points

POST

Marioara Popescu 8 years ago

Sounded better is Korean.

1point

Daniel Mallory 8 years ago

in not is sorry

0points

#87

There's Always That One Guy That Posts A Pic In Full Battle Rattle

Final score:

19points

POST

Amanda Cariker 8 years ago

At least he's honest.

9points

Marioara Popescu 8 years ago

Yeah, like we don't know killers have small diks.

-1point

It's Caturday 8 years ago

I haven't seen any murderers naked, so that's a new fact for me.

4points

#88

The Sad Truth

Final score:

17points

POST

Its Me 3 years ago

Oof

1point

#89

J.E.A.N.N.E.T.T.E.

Final score:

17points

POST

Jace 8 years ago

I feel like I need to take a class in knowing what the hell they're talking about.

10points

Zaja Sýkorová 8 years ago

It's always sunny in Philadelphia reference! TheDENNISS...5b-png.jpg

3points

Marioara Popescu 8 years ago

Ain't nobody gonna read all that.

1point

JELollis 8 years ago

Read it... and agree total with his reply.

0points

#90

Savage

Final score:

16points

POST

Jace 8 years ago

"Please keep talking to me. You can even insult me. Just give me attention!"

4points

Daniel Mallory 8 years ago

for real or

0points

Its Me 3 years ago

Need some bleach for that burn

0points

Marioara Popescu 8 years ago

Well done, sir.

0points

#91

That Seems Appropriate

Final score:

16points

POST

#92

Modern Day Tragedy

Final score:

16points

POST

#93

Different Kind Of Surprises

Final score:

15points

POST

Jace 8 years ago

Birth control for the win.

1point

#94

Expectations Vs Reality

Final score:

15points

POST

Donna Wiersma 8 years ago

Some ugly dude vs a bleach blond version of the same ugly dude?

4points

Áine Wall 8 years ago

I would so date the s**t out of Adam Driver in any form 😍👅

2points

MagicalUnicorn 8 years ago

NOPE vs even bigger NOPE

-1point

#95

It's Scarily Accurate, Though

Final score:

14points

POST

Stille20 8 years ago

what even?

5points

Jhoa 8 years ago

Looks frekishly familiar to me (the picture). I´ve seen it before. Can´t put my finger on it. I love it though, it´s got something about it

0points

#96

Well Put

Final score:

14points

POST

Jace 8 years ago

Wow. Harsh. And here I am wondering if I should just swallow my pride and try it for shits and giggles.

1point

#97

Dicks On Dicks On Dicks

Final score:

14points

POST

Stille20 8 years ago

OMG, WHAT is that from. Can't stop laughing!

4points

Corey Smith 8 years ago

Thechive.com

0points

#98

A Girl Named Jeb

Final score:

14points

POST

#99

When You See It

Final score:

13points

POST

StarKitten 8 years ago

How old does a cat have to be to click that? I'm just a kitten so I don't think I'm old enough.

3points

Its Me 3 years ago

I couldn’t click bc I am underage

0points

Soodney 5 years ago

The frick, dude?

0points

adoracat 8 years ago

Dear gods...there IS such a thing as subtly!

0points

#100

Matched With A 21 Year Old... I'm 28. Was Genuinely Curious To See If She Would Know What This Was

Final score:

13points

POST

Mike M (OB1Coyote) 8 years ago

Cassette is technically correct. the 3.5" floppy was housed in a small case, or cassette... and the name wasn't just a carryover from the 5.25" Floppy. The disk inside the plastic cassette of the 3.5" was still just as floppy as the one inside the sleeve of the 5.25" floppy. Break one open some time and see for yourself. There were also 2-inch, 2½-inch, and 3-inch floppies, but in the end the Sony 3.5" won the market. Everyone talks about the 5.25" like they were old-school, but those were actually the smaller version of the original 8" floppies. Not as many people know about those because they predate the World Wide Web and fewer people had PCs at that time.

8points

Jace 8 years ago

It's not a floppy. It's a diskette. A floppy is... FLOPPY.

-2points

Nora H. 8 years ago

That is indeed a floppy (floppydisk).

1point

#101

I Can't Believe This Works

Final score:

13points

POST

solvo 8 years ago

"Clever"? Im start questioning human civilisation now

11points

Marioara Popescu 8 years ago

Haha, nice.

0points

Marianne Steinböck 8 years ago

I dont get it? whats the "d" about?

-1point

Emanuele Muggianu 8 years ago

d**k

1point

#102

So That's What Trans Means

Final score:

13points

POST

solvo 8 years ago

I thought it was stand for Transformer

3points

Crep 105 2 years ago

I wouldn't have swiped right to begin with if I was that guy.

0points

Timothy D. 8 years ago

*slow clap

-1point

#103

Is That Supposed To Be Pronounced Taylor?

Final score:

12points

POST

#104

Oh, Okay Then...

Final score:

12points

POST

Jace 8 years ago

I like his last line.

5points

solvo 8 years ago

She probably has sharingan in her right eye

1point

#105

Disney's The Lizard King?

Final score:

11points

POST

Andrew Cas 8 years ago

George obviously

4points

Timothy D. 8 years ago

you mean lizislovakinein the third, daughter of lizislovakinein the second, heir to the lizislovakinein throne and owner of the lizislovakinein fortune

0points

Nathalie Lemmen-Bulsing 8 years ago

Queen. Duh.

-1point

Bethany 8 years ago

Elizabeth

-2points

Too Lazy To Care 🐼 8 years ago

Lizzy

-2points

#106

Pls

Final score:

11points

POST

Jace 8 years ago

I assume he then launched into some kind of "never mind, I don't want a [insult here] like you anyway! Go die in a fire!"

7points

Marioara Popescu 8 years ago

I can see you have been on dating apps.

3points

#107

Ten Tickles

Final score:

11points

POST

Stille20 8 years ago

... and the mystery of your single status remains

28points

Timothy D. 8 years ago

TRIGGERED

0points

Mike M (OB1Coyote) 8 years ago

I'm guessing that thing next to his face in his pic is an X Box headset and the pic was taken while he was playing CoD.

0points

Jace 8 years ago

My goodness, sir douche, it's not the end of the f*****g world if your dumb pun is missed. You clearly need to jerk off in the corner for a while and release some pent up manliness.

0points

Chris Conrad 8 years ago

Its hard to date when you are too smart in a world full of retards.

-1point

#108

Couldn't Swipe Right Fast Enough

Final score:

11points

POST

solvo 8 years ago

When you eats mushroom while photoshopping

2points

#109

6foot&4inches

Final score:

11points

POST

JELollis 8 years ago

This is what you see in the dictionary next to "Creep"

6points

#110

Not Here For A Hook Up, Right

Final score:

11points

POST

Emo Sloth 4 years ago

tell me thats a cheeto

0points

#111

What To Do When You Accidentally Swipe Right On Tinder

Final score:

10points

POST

#112

Every Chair

Final score:

10points

POST

solvo 8 years ago

Umm.. burn?

2points

#113

The Shelby Law

Final score:

9points

POST

#114

Hon Hon Hon

Final score:

9points

POST

solvo 8 years ago

Totally not fake

2points

#115

That's A Fine Deal

Final score:

9points

POST

Jace 8 years ago

The user name of the submitter says it all.

3points

solvo 8 years ago

Its like Biggus Dickus

0points

#116

Isn't That Understood If You're On Tinder?

Final score:

8points

POST

solvo 8 years ago

There is a word for that. I prefer not to mention it.

1point

#117

Well i Thought It Was Pretty Good

Well *i* Thought It Was Pretty Good

Final score:

8points

POST

Jace 8 years ago

This is a skill. Not a good one. But a skill nonetheless.

4points

#118

Always Keep Your Gift Receipts

Final score:

8points

POST

Crep 105 2 years ago

Ouch. You just got told, girl.

0points

Gloria Bethallen 3 years ago

Lol

0points

Jace 8 years ago

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#119

I Can't Believe It Worked

Final score:

8points

POST

Chris Conrad 8 years ago

I bet he has used that line 100s of times obviously. Its okay to be slutty these days. When you have nothing to offer really settling for a quick pick up is all there is.

3points

JELollis 8 years ago

Not sure if I'm offended he went balls out on that one, or by the fact that it actually worked.

0points

Jace 8 years ago

Never tried that before. Riiiiight...

0points

#120

My Bio Says "Give Me Your Best Anti-Joke"

Final score:

8points

POST

solvo 8 years ago

Thats a lame joke

1point

#121

Are You From Heaven?

Final score:

7points

POST

#122

Those Puns Never Stop

Final score:

7points

POST

Gloria Bethallen 3 years ago

Well then....

0points

#123

She Seems Like A Really Nice Girl

Final score:

7points

POST

Janice Foster 8 years ago

Seriously messed up...

3points

Jace 8 years ago

Yay. F****t is still a thing. [rolls eyes]

2points

Chris Conrad 8 years ago

Wow cant people speak english properly anymore???

0points

#124

Thirsty AF

Final score:

6points

POST

Jace 8 years ago

What if you and your spouse are ethically non-monogamous?

4points

#125

We Have A Genius Right Here

Final score:

5points

POST

#126

Some Girls Don't Like Puns, Others Don't Get Them. There's No In Between

Final score:

5points

POST

Marioara Popescu 8 years ago

When the pun is so bad, I pretend I don't get it either. It discourages them from using it on other girls and making them feel slightly disgusted, too.

1point

$copper-fractions avatar$

Tiny Dynamine 8 years ago

It sailed clearly over her head

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Jace 8 years ago

Or maybe she's just really unimpressed.

1point

#127

Seems Legit

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#128

Also I Like Sushi And Mini-Golf

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Jace 8 years ago

This one has clearly read the Nice Guy™ and Friendzone™ manuals.

3points

Bianca Du Toit 7 years ago

Hahahahahaha wow...

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StarKitten 8 years ago

That's exactly why my teenage human uses Tinder. She said she likes the way it gives them selfie culture, male humans that want to f*** with her that she chooses from, and how it makes her think she's special. I think everyone is special.

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Chris Conrad 8 years ago

Yes this is great. Totally what dating in America has become. Its obvious that whoever you talk to - if even moderately attractive - can potentially have 100s of ex lovers. So disgusting. But Tinder isnt all skanks and d-bags... I met my wife on Tinder and she is Mexican, has only slept with one person before me and now I live in Mexico and will never have to settle for a skanky white chick again.

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